Desktop Pets Tier List

Today, we're ranking virtual desktop pets (Bonzi Buddy, KinitoPET, Desktop Goose, Among Us Pet, Touch Bar Pet and many more) on a tier list. Produced by various creators, these desktop virtual pets start in no particular order and are all set to be ranked on a tier list.
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0:00 virtual desktop pet tier list
0:14 bonzi buddy
1:26 goose desktop
2:39 dpet engine
3:52 pet bearded dragon
4:26 cursor car
5:06 butterflies on desktop
5:25 esheep
5:43 homeless pigeon
6:24 desktop crewmate (among us)
7:00 baba friend
7:30 desktop dinosaurs
9:24 touch bar pet
11:19 kinitopet
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[@denmarkph2364]

How many times he destroyed his pc is my likes

[@Fwogie-.-]

Two times

[@M3LAT0N1N_INGUMM13S]

@@Fwogie-.-double it now lil bro /sis

[@NiaCarissa-hj6xp]

58

[@Philippines_CatYT]

61 times :O

[@user-lx8zw2rc1x]

69

[@samstrop77]

my tier list S - Kinito? A - Bonzi B - Goose, Cursor Car, Pigeon, Dinosuars, Touch Bar Pet C - DPET, ESheep, Crewmate, Boba D - Dragon

[@rodrigojogos.]

bonzibuddy is better than kinitopet

[@melissa814]

kinito is in B and touch bar pet in S

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

kinito is best boy

[@Spiritombgamer]

Isnt bonzi a virus?

[@_Space_monke_]

even though he usnt a reak desktop buddy i love kinito so much

[@chychyscornerandmore4828]

Kinito just brings you back to the 2000 and i love it

[@Derpy_Crow]

Osc fan and Kinito fan? Epic

[@TheDudeCalledAli]

It’s time for cake at stake!

[@imtoolovesick.]

@@TheDudeCalledAli what!!!

[@moocube1]

@@TheDudeCalledAli when you bake a cake uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk but is from BFDI (battle for dream island)

[@sam_denderson]

​@@moocube1tpot you mean?

[@A-18397]

0:56 Bondi 1:31 goose pet 2:41 dept engine 3:52 pet bearded dragon 4:34 cursor car 5:08 desktop butterfly 5:27 e sheep 5:45 homeless pigeon 6:38 desktop crewmate 7:00 baba friend 7:32 desktop dinosaurs 9:25 touchbar pet 11:23 kinitoPet

[@theofficialdanielshowchannel]

Idea: Run KinitoPET and Bonzi at the same time

[@Minced_Prime-J4dgm3nt]

kinitopet doesnt have anything malicious that can interact with other files fully, bonzi CAN because its just spyware

[@StrawberryMilkshake-vg9hr]

If this comment gets 1k likes I’ll ask my crush out

[@Peash00t3rplayz76]

Good luck

[@madizontablang3486]

I'll support you dude

[@Adimanx]

Good luck

[@mrdatboi4207]

You should do it anyway

[@mrdatboi4207]

You miss 💯 of the shots you don't take

[@dontentermyprofile]

Yet another easter egg, as i am watching, on 11:18 : "This man has no responsibility" Nice one, editor🤣

[@veronicatienda8764]

Did he die?

[@MistaGoofyahh]

9:06 also here

[@rebeccamerced1706]

It said this pet freaking died a day after

[@dontentermyprofile]

@@rebeccamerced1706 didnt see this one

[@ARandomGuyOnTheMoon]

9:11

[@anthonyperez190]

0:27 bonzi's sentence is so beautiful ❤

[@gotitayy]

All pet are cute but secretly scary...

[@noorzakiahyaacob4985]

Ugly pet

[@Technonux]

yep

[@idontfuckinknowdude]

Stare at that goose and tell me it's scary. You can't. You can't do it, kid.

[@saradejournett2587]

Yea and kanito or whatever and the bonzi are both viruses

[@pygmachophobia8752]

@@idontfuckinknowdudedid he physically assault u irl why do u gotta be so hostile

[@yu-tj8cx]

The first one sounds like Carl from Roblox

[@TheAriesFaery]

Touchbar Pet was the absolute cutest little interactive friend 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I love him. ❤

[@dioselynmaximo7790]

Ikr

[@user-xk5hq7gk8e]

Bro he died 💀

[@See_eyeSSSSS]

@@user-xk5hq7gk8e 😭

[@dontentermyprofile]

7:59 A frame is saying "Has he thoughts in his head?" And, yeah. I am gonna keep commenting those little easter eggs in your vids, crypto

[@mochesartarimel6625]

i screenshotted it

[@wejkor]

Anyway there is recipe for Nuclear bomb : -firstly you need to make core of either Uranium 238 or Plutonium (You can get make them from Uranium 235 in Nuclear reactor as a nuclear waste) a. If you decided to make core made from Uranium 238 you need to make one ball from it and a cillinder that you need to launch at that ball very VERY fast b. If you decided to make bomb from Plutonium you need to make one ball from it and coat it with explosives ENJOY!!!

[@AverageKaijuGamer]

Thanks this will come in handy for science class.

[@ABCABC-sw8mh]

I did it and got arrested this morning

[@GojoSatoru116]

what

[@USAISHEREBRINGTHEOIL]

How are you here then?​@@ABCABC-sw8mh

[@wejkor]

I don't fear FBI, FBI fears me

[@Rad1ation]

Im so mad kinito is not in the s tier, kinito is your bestfriend remember?

[@Nitrop1g]

*a car that you can drive* Crypto: meh *pigeon* Crypto: A TEIR!!

[@Foxy_Roxy12]

This looks amazing cant wait to see it!!

[@itz_promedd_]

Youre gonna be worried about that one desktop pet

[@NitroBird22]

Dangit missed the premiere😭 Great Video As Always Hope That Play button Came in🙂

[@Humbug_the_bee]

The goose is based on untitled goose game

[@marufaashraf8067]

Same Wait you're also MSM

[@aliciaservantez-pi7yq]

Love that game🗣‼️

[@Jesuslovesyou_..]

i’ve been waiting for a new vid finally

[@Notgoofymonke]

I have been watching your videos for 1 year and all im gonna say thankyou

[@Kihoyo]

"If someone look identical to you. Run away and hide"

[@liamkhlivnyy589]

Run away and hide

[@August_game69]

Ŷøų çåņț ęščàpë 😀

[@user-ys4mk6zi2m]

stop scaring 5 yr olds

[@Myopinionisntvalidbut]

Womp womp

[@_SU22Y_]

Ok but why u commenting this on a random vid??

[@Daralexen]

Why is there always a new mascot horror trend character every year? 2021 was Huggy Wuggy, 2022 was Choo-Choo Charles, 2023 was Banban, and now 2024 has KinitoPET.

[@Urfavpoundfish]

2020 had doulingo

[@ilovepoland956]

I've been a fan for this for a long time even before episode 6 of computer malware released!

[@morejakub9230]

if you count kinitopet like this then i would add in Outcore, its basically the same thing but less creepy, more refference filled and more adventurous

[@BonziBuddyidk]

1:14 nuh uh im on top

[@Fnaf-guy11]

Hey bonzi I forgot my IP tell me it It’s ###### Me:WTF how do you know this?!!?

[@JO1NTH3FL3SHFAM]

Dancin the vibes 💃 🕺 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺🕺💃💃🕺🕺💃💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

[@Brickbonezz]

you're programs are my slave's from then

[@aleksandrabrak2710]

Stats wont show that i will mot get pinned

[@blakecorrea4903]

Factz

[@RGB_Nicholas_2024]

I definitely like them, I like the Cursor car the best Also, when will part 10 of computer viruses be released?

[@CoolRyker2025]

Kinito and Bonzi in the thumbnail, a game revealing how to get your location and malware selling your data to hackers is bad enough.

[@TheKingofBunga2912]

*The fact that he never mentioned BonziBuddy being a spyware is just unsatisfying*

[@DummyRobloxYo]

11:17 this man has no responsibility

[@johndoe-fd7rd]

right before that it said ''this pet died after a day"

[@Thunderbolt_1003A]

when i use my pc if i see something that says do you want this app from an unknown publisher i close it i dont know what it might do

[@Klee.the.destroyer]

The goos3 trying to get his attention back with goose memes when he was testing out the DPET was hilarious, pay attention to the goodest boy.

[@trixtripp6079]

erm what the sigma

[@Fizzdies]

ermmm ... what the sigma ...

[@SCP-106]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Fizzdiesermmmm … what the sigma …

[@BeccaLynn79]

Erm… what the sigma…

[@Randomlabomoty]

I love brainrot

[@trixtripp6079]

@@Randomlabomoty i love you❤

[@jessicaduarte5210]

If this comment gets 1 like I will tell my crush I like her

[@user-ek1ux5dq1r]

What happened to the 2nd part of the doxxer video discord chat? Got exited from the first vid and there is no follow on?

[@hemmi9788]

Could you try opening all the files at the same time or do something similar ? And also I miss your chatting whit strangers on the deep and dark sep videos, when is there coming a new one?

[@Cragpot101]

I liked my own comment (again)

[@thatgirlfrompoland]

cool

[@Isaac11923]

Poeple who don’t give a fu*k 👇

[@Terryfromsoul]

Getlost

[@nick6990]

Get a life

[@Hmmcreeper]

Congrats your not a robot

[@theunregisteredgamer]

Goose should be in S+ tier because he always manages to make my day.

[@sokorota]

I really like the hidden messages in your Videos (; Makes me wanna solve the mystery of your channel 😅

[@cindyclutter5541]

I love your videos so keep going never stop

[@Shitboxph]

How do I get the cursor car??

[@samanthadeady457]

Bonzi, say "your car looks like my granpas 1960s microwave that has just survived 15 yrs in the Foster home without a single cleanup

[@THEEPAULTHOMPSON]

Thank you bro so much just figured out why can use steam on

[@ThePurpleSeconds]

There used to be a black and white cat that would roam around my screen and used some sort of portal to get around or leave and i think it would leave some paw prints sometimes it was a very good desktop pet idk what happened to it or what it is called tho- can some1 tell me?

[@purpl_chan]

“ Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are” got me like laughing tears.

[@druthorneycroft6149]

NOT THE DESKTOP GOOSE ARMY 1:27 9:11 11:18

[@Im4nch1k]

2:40 The goose suposed to annoy you with pop ups and by stealing your mouse, but it seems like ut doesn't work anymore.

[@pristittt]

The video I didn't knew I needed 😂

[@ThePurpleSeconds]

"You tap the pigeon it gets love!" "You tap this sheep and it gets *depression!* "

[@Gouda_Original]

Why isn’t he happy? Crypto: He needs more food 😂

[@doccloudacnh]

"Can he see or is he blind" "That is the editor, NOT the KZbinr"

[@livvieupdates]

I freaking love your videos

[@youfailboy1329]

2:26 You are incorrect. Not sure why this doesn't work (Probably because your on windows 11) but when you close anything he drags onto your screen he chases after your mouse, grabs it, and drags it across the screen for a bit.

[@233j]

*Looks at poorly drawn pixel creature* "He's so cute."

[@dontentermyprofile]

Another easter egg in the video: On 9:11 ( and i dunno why the timing is like this💀), a frame says: "That is the editor, not the youtuber" Probably talking about his twin in the back😂

[@Inferno_soul124]

I wish i had a touch bar. The Touchbar Pet looks so cool!

[@JacobDobosz]

Looks good crypto !

[@CosmicWhizKid]

is sonic a pet??

[@Aaliyah23401]

Aww I like the goose one 🥹

[@Sgg6splitting]

Honestly, if bonzi kept the data on your pc he would be amazing.

[@Toby_Youtube978]

Please upload more often!

[@TheRealJazz359]

bonzi be lookin like a wickersham brother 💀

[@TheRealNoobPlayz]

this looks good im watching this rn

[@PlanetBuster552]

Another note on that dinosaur game - If it fails that badly then it might not have been touched by its developer for some time. I’m glad that game is only sold for $3.00, but it’s definitely not worth even that if it keeps crashing. I’d definitely report it to Steam or something and try to get it taken down. I’m sure it’s against some Steam policy somewhere if they have any decency. Selling a dysfunctional or (intentionally or unintentionally) short-lived product, no matter its intended purpose and especially if they deceive the buyer in any way, is extremely questionable. It’s effectively scamming with extra steps! That should never be tolerated for any amount of money.

[@miguelalonzogimpaya8116]

Amogus: why I'm here Amongus:afk

[@mokhilovee]

I haven’t watched yet. But still I bet it’s one of the amazing video of crypto❤

[@M4ng7e]

you made me buy the dpet.. ty sm

[@idzwakey8737]

Windows Zone is a good one. (but it only works properly on 1080p screens)

[@PizzaSurprise]

I had Esheep on windows 98. If you put more sheeps, they will interact with eachother.

[@user-iz6cs6co7u]

Congrats for 1 milion🎉

[@asset4555]

I used to download desktop goose on my real computer. It was very good. But one day, when I turned on the computer, the screen did not turn on but the computer was working. We took the computer for repair, but it was not repaired.I've never had a computer since then.

[@ahmadkhalif4837]

Hey crypto, I think you’re forgetting one more desktop person like clipy I mean, is the same stuff as Bonzo and Kinito

[@midnightcustomemail]

crypto! my childhood entertainer computer genius!! i never seen you in my life doing this trend! pls do games, malware or viruses tier list!

[@Thirdygamez]

bonzi sounds like carl from npcs are becoming smart

[@roselovely7903]

hello crypto it is me from the we need to talk stream i was wondering if you could make a virtual machine tutorial if not thank you either way

[@Hemaank751]

Nice video crypto

[@cs77snk]

How do you get those pets

[@naytubeza4952]

Kinito: i should hack everyones computer

[@eVentureGamer]

at 9:07 it says "Please forgive me for this but that is the editor, not the youtuber" in bangers font and at 11:18 it says "This freaking pet died in a day This man has no responsibility" in the same font and at 12:11 it says "do you really trust this man? you should re evaluate 7:06" in that font

[@owenorner3464]

how much would you recommend the duck one goose

[@NotVirusBonziBuddy]

What wears shoes but has no feet? The pavement!

[@Mechacoolrobot]

bonzi can i get to see my family again

[@SplatterShape]

12:04 Kinito pet 100%. Because kinito can not send your information to the creator, Bonzi can. That’s why they shut it down.

[@TheRealNoobPlayz]

I agree to the list you made but only kinitopet i wanted to give it S tier

[@VoidVR_REAL]

hey bro i made a level 1 data eater takes a few days to eventually eat gigabytes of your disk around 3KB every 2 - 3 seconds its a .bat but if you want to do a live and use it i dont mind if u want it go faster ill make more of the same ones and make it so when u run them all hide all of the command prompts otherwise it wont work, otherwise around 11 of them would fill up your pc in just like 3 days

[@darkkirby714]

i knew this shit about to go down when i saw kinito

[@Trickypen580]

the guy in the white suit scared the hell out of me 😂

[@oskarbudek9585]

desktop goose actually grabs your cursor when you close the notepad that it brings or when you click on it but it didn't work since you're in a vm I think

[@Stic6B0nes]

No lie.....when he was talking about subscribing and he was coming out the cabinet too I was in shambles no lie

[@mii20thcenturyfox26]

OMFG BONDI BUDDY IS SMART! but also dangerous

[@mickmccarthy3096]

9:07 HELP I DIDNT NOTICE THAT UNTILL NOW-

[@user-cp3le5li1t]

I whish that kinito was an actual desktop buddy (Without his malicious antics of course)

[@user-lw2vy7lr7i]

OK, that actually pretty sounds good 0:37

[@promaster424]

The car should be A tier because you can open a picture of Mario Kart track and racer around it. You can put on music too to make it more interesting

[@user-ph8oo6gu5j]

9:11 "that is the editor not the youtuber" 12:12 "do you really trust this man?" Bros starting a lore with this one🗣🔥 Jokes aside this is giving me goosebumps

[@irmamarcial1119]

7:06

[@stevoisiak]

Would be fun to see Outcore ranked.

[@chrisvw352]

Touch Bar was awesome and so is your Apple. I have a cheap little Chromebook thing without a touch bar. I can use Game Pass but that is where it stops. That is pretty much why I bought it though. It just sucks that it has no inputs besides a traditional USB.

[@Duks69]

4:30 whats song name?

[@hazelshadowwolf1409]

Not me Casually having Chara and Asriel from UnderTale on my Tablet Rent free.

[@SlibblePlaysSurvival]

how do i get pigeon?

[@_greenandLoraxvr_]

Nobody is better than the original Bonzi will always be the original

[@audreyasingwire5567]

1:39 bros living the life😎