Desperate Marine forces viewers to write marriage application. still gets rejected

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Nekomikuri 寝込み栗

Күн бұрын

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@eddster1987
@eddster1987 10 ай бұрын
“But Marine, I thought ALL pirate captains liked to watch the complete Skibidi Toilet series compilation before bed!”
@DR-7
@DR-7 10 ай бұрын
IT IS A SERIE?????
@alastorredgrave522
@alastorredgrave522 10 ай бұрын
& chat asking if she kept the receipts so they can return/exchange them? 🤣
@GojiraZibirus
@GojiraZibirus 10 ай бұрын
That is so good
@dave9020
@dave9020 10 ай бұрын
@@DR-7 It's an entire movie franchise at this point
@A-Microwave
@A-Microwave 10 ай бұрын
@@DR-7 69 episodes so far
@pensmith
@pensmith 10 ай бұрын
Chat: Marine Senchou, you need to get married there's a time limit. Also Chat: Sorry I can't accept your feelings.
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 10 ай бұрын
"I didn't mean with me"
@UtoKazumi-oe9fy
@UtoKazumi-oe9fy 9 ай бұрын
"Never said it's us"
@RockSolitude
@RockSolitude 3 ай бұрын
It's the exact inverse of "you're such a good guy anyone would be lucky to date you" followed up by "I'm not interested in you"
@yodawgzgaming4416
@yodawgzgaming4416 10 ай бұрын
Desperately flirty Marine is such a great vibe, especially with her endlessly trolly chat 😆
@theonlymegumegu
@theonlymegumegu 10 ай бұрын
it's a match made in... well... somewhere where this is a really good match ^^;;
@malkav0488
@malkav0488 10 ай бұрын
Trolling ? They're just being honest 😂
@DawnAfternoon
@DawnAfternoon 9 ай бұрын
An unstoppable boke (Marine) fighting against a tsunami of immovable tsukkomis (Ichimins)
@Poke-ladd
@Poke-ladd 10 ай бұрын
Why do I see Marine giving a marriage certificate as a Christmas present
@perc90000
@perc90000 10 ай бұрын
normal Marine behavior
@Banana_John
@Banana_John 10 ай бұрын
Nah she prolly gives it out all year round
@DianaProudmoore
@DianaProudmoore 10 ай бұрын
Why am I not surprised~?
@IdiotSavant101
@IdiotSavant101 10 ай бұрын
I’d sign
@ExZeIion
@ExZeIion 10 ай бұрын
normal idols:every fan wants to marry the idol Marine: desperately looking for a mirrage - fans reject love marine
@Rebellions
@Rebellions 10 ай бұрын
Its not they weird. Nene's fans are actively trying to *escape* she just keeps them under surveillance.
@Nyukes
@Nyukes 10 ай бұрын
All she does to get people interested and yet no one wants to marry her And then we see Nene just saying *you husband now* and no one even questions it
@old_liquid
@old_liquid 10 ай бұрын
She have too strict requirements for.. ahem, "massage length"
@nigelxd3735
@nigelxd3735 10 ай бұрын
You can't say no to Nenechi's harem, it will make her sad if you do
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 10 ай бұрын
​@@nigelxd3735 And wife may just start blastin'.
@nigelxd3735
@nigelxd3735 10 ай бұрын
@@DinnerForkTongue also that
@Art-X-W
@Art-X-W 9 ай бұрын
Senchou and Nene should switch bodies
@_Liam__
@_Liam__ 10 ай бұрын
She's easily one of the funniest VTubers LOL
@wyslanniknewworldorder9525
@wyslanniknewworldorder9525 10 ай бұрын
And one of the most lewdest.
@muufle
@muufle 7 ай бұрын
​@@wyslanniknewworldorder9525 And it's funny because a lot of lewdtubers have EXTREME simps, but her fanbase refuses anything she tries no matter what.
@Super-7327
@Super-7327 4 ай бұрын
@@muufle like who?
@muufle
@muufle 4 ай бұрын
@@Super-7327 Nerissa is a new one and an easy choice. I mean you have a small few like Bao who get treated like Marine but as someone who loves vtubers, I love the contrast in communities, especially in collabs. Kind of like when Camilla collabs with Numi.
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 Ай бұрын
And super underrated in terms of cuteness. I’ve always found Senchou to be adorable, partly because I love redheads.
@FinalWarrior591
@FinalWarrior591 10 ай бұрын
"Can you lower the median age?" Goddamnit I'm dying over here
@ivanbluecool
@ivanbluecool 10 ай бұрын
Marine:write it Chat: you are an idol. We can't marry you
@wolfeloma
@wolfeloma 9 ай бұрын
lol
@Nekomikuri
@Nekomikuri 10 ай бұрын
P.S. "nursing home" is more like a travelling nursing home, which is basically the nurses do rotation to houses f I'm not mistaken. So they're calling him a nursing home nurse
@TOASTEngineer
@TOASTEngineer 10 ай бұрын
I believe the term is "home health aid" or something along those lines.
@fiscarton92
@fiscarton92 10 ай бұрын
Hospice care.
@zinedinezethro9157
@zinedinezethro9157 10 ай бұрын
"can you lower the median age?" LMAOOO THIS JOKE IS SO JAPANESE IT'S FKN AMAZING
@CandleWisp
@CandleWisp 10 ай бұрын
Oh, I thought it was just "You have no use but your youth😅"
@tattletalestrangler8084
@tattletalestrangler8084 10 ай бұрын
I don't understand the joke???
@CandleWisp
@CandleWisp 10 ай бұрын
@@tattletalestrangler8084 My guess: Japan has an aging population. Not enough kids being born, while the previous generation is aging out of the workforce.
@A2ZOMG
@A2ZOMG 9 ай бұрын
Oh, OOOOOOHHHH! So basically World End Harem style. 😂
@l3ftie578
@l3ftie578 7 ай бұрын
@@tattletalestrangler8084you can only get this joke if you fuck
@mocruz1200
@mocruz1200 10 ай бұрын
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD ̶M̶A̶N̶ LADY!
@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 10 ай бұрын
I will never get tired of the -always opposite- vibe that mosts chats foster. Szreamer being parasocial? Roast and reject. Streamer saying no to every marriage proposal? MOAR. Streamer boasting about game skill? Trash. 0 aim andy when he hits 1 shot in 235? HES INSANE! GET HIM IN A PRO LEAGUE TEAM RN!
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 10 ай бұрын
Its all about comedy chemistry
@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 10 ай бұрын
@@StarboyXL9 true true
@ItsJustNeto
@ItsJustNeto 10 ай бұрын
Chat is just a cute, supportive Tsundere 🤣
@imabird1566
@imabird1566 10 ай бұрын
There’s a yin for every yang
@Mayogus
@Mayogus 10 ай бұрын
the hiveminds that are chats are contrarian in nature
@khov
@khov 10 ай бұрын
she is so funny, i cant handle her cuteness
@Dlihclive
@Dlihclive 10 ай бұрын
You think after marring Pekora she would settle down, but I guess not
@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877
@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877 10 ай бұрын
that just whet her appetite. she's got marriage fever now
@GlideAndSlide123
@GlideAndSlide123 10 ай бұрын
It was just a dream afterall
@shadowknight9345
@shadowknight9345 10 ай бұрын
Pekora was just to see what it's like. Now she wants the real thing.
@OhitsONnow
@OhitsONnow 10 ай бұрын
Pekora was the appetizer. Now she wants us as the main course
@Art-X-W
@Art-X-W 9 ай бұрын
​@@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877hmmm bunny meat
@fel524
@fel524 10 ай бұрын
her chat is unironically so based
@Hulfor
@Hulfor 10 ай бұрын
Imagine applying for a job just to almost get married
@Sacrene
@Sacrene 10 ай бұрын
Why you always read the fine print
@Mr._Pancakes
@Mr._Pancakes 10 ай бұрын
Must've been a really good job application
@ChJees2
@ChJees2 9 ай бұрын
Nobody ever questioned why the job application had the words "Marriage Certificate" on top of it.
@SorenNido
@SorenNido 10 ай бұрын
I'm so glad that I'm just barely nihongo jouzu enough to understand what she said here 1:05
@khaychi
@khaychi 10 ай бұрын
Imagine Marines 4.0 model reflects her real life age. 😳
@Liberater4589
@Liberater4589 10 ай бұрын
First vtuber model with a walker
@rogan_sage6103
@rogan_sage6103 10 ай бұрын
Senchou always find new ways to be even more troublesome lol Don't worry, I got this. I'll train my body and mind to care for this cute annoying old lady.
@StephenrHamilton
@StephenrHamilton 10 ай бұрын
So I'm guessing this was shortly after someone pointed out that if she wants 3 kids she might want to hurry.
@iamatrain4397
@iamatrain4397 10 ай бұрын
Marine and her chat's interactions is absolutely up there as one of my favourite things in the VTubing sphere, it's fucking hilarious
@jeremygeller9145
@jeremygeller9145 10 ай бұрын
Marine: guess I’ll marry a machine Roboco: eh?
@normaleverydayman7004
@normaleverydayman7004 10 ай бұрын
Damn i expected someone to said "Im here for the inheritance"
@spook407
@spook407 10 ай бұрын
“Do you lower the median age” is crazy
@namvutranngoc6945
@namvutranngoc6945 10 ай бұрын
I fucking died watching this holy shit ... never change, Senchou, never change. okay, well, except for the being single part. I do hope she gets married soon as she wishes LOL
@lahnhedberg3403
@lahnhedberg3403 10 ай бұрын
"Can you lower the median age" HOLY.... well damn
@cockroaches5083j
@cockroaches5083j 10 ай бұрын
Just figured I’d mention in the comments that this is a sponsorship stream for anyone who takes it too seriously. I definitely support Marine x AI Koyori though.
@reggielacey2235
@reggielacey2235 10 ай бұрын
nobody is taking her serously
@CandleWisp
@CandleWisp 10 ай бұрын
Sponsor for what, Japan's program to tackle declining birth rates?
@DrunkedOwly
@DrunkedOwly 10 ай бұрын
​@@CandleWispit was in shinzo abe's will
@sarahmellinger3335
@sarahmellinger3335 10 ай бұрын
@@CandleWisp getting a degen like marine married is gonna be difficult
@animaker9
@animaker9 10 ай бұрын
Started Aquarium and got Marine's "bad end" and I mean, I'd set sail with her for sure!
@koteshima6682
@koteshima6682 10 ай бұрын
Would accept, to get the ship and the treasures within
@cultured5147
@cultured5147 10 ай бұрын
2:11 holy shit lmao. I guess at this point she wouldn't deny it anymore
@PhoenixNoKiseki
@PhoenixNoKiseki 10 ай бұрын
I mean, I could apply… but… I have stuff to do this week.
@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets
@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets 10 ай бұрын
*be me* *served in American Civil War* "Sorry Senchou, i'm not into older women"
@indra_vrtrahan
@indra_vrtrahan 10 ай бұрын
The "love" and "respect" in commas had me dead 😂
@silver_3552
@silver_3552 10 ай бұрын
God, i didn't expect just a burning memory to start!
@xmant8842
@xmant8842 10 ай бұрын
Lol. Honestly, marine should pull a nene. "All of you are my husband." No choice
@deckyfx2188
@deckyfx2188 10 ай бұрын
it is so funny that for Marine situation, Ichimin is the wholesome one and Marine desperately raises their viewer libido.
@Sigismund697
@Sigismund697 9 ай бұрын
I love how Marine is one of those that people actively wish they got married yet she fails
@PlushLordOfTheSeas
@PlushLordOfTheSeas 10 ай бұрын
lmao poor maririn, so silly
@spacechonk3583
@spacechonk3583 10 ай бұрын
Has Marine turned into Hololive’s Elphelt?
@Porphyrogenitus1
@Porphyrogenitus1 10 ай бұрын
Poor Marine!
@teguhharyadi7741
@teguhharyadi7741 10 ай бұрын
jokes aside who in the sane mind refusing Marine she is rich 😂
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 8 күн бұрын
Senchou is underrated in terms of cuteness being an adorable short stacked redhead
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 10 ай бұрын
"Do you have muscles?" Well no I- "Can you lower the median age?" Uhhh, based?
@grgspunk
@grgspunk 10 ай бұрын
*HSM Tries It™: Bugged Seduction Mechanics (Tsugunohi - Truth of Beauty Witch Edition)*
@ashchisalleh1454
@ashchisalleh1454 10 ай бұрын
As pirate, I shall go to rising sun for one piece treasure.
@majimasclanpropagandachann4633
@majimasclanpropagandachann4633 10 ай бұрын
I see this absolutes win
@steelblake
@steelblake 10 ай бұрын
Marine: Alexa play Last Christmas on repeat for the next 2 hours. Alexa: Playing Last Christmas by Wham
@Blutwind
@Blutwind 10 ай бұрын
Whenever i see our captian i don't know if i want to hug or bully her xD
@hoodiesticks
@hoodiesticks 10 ай бұрын
Some vTubers try to be tsundere with their chat, but Marine is the only vTuber who's chat is tsundere with her.
@Agent_Chieftain
@Agent_Chieftain 9 ай бұрын
"What a scrub..." -Nene, probably.
@wraithofavici
@wraithofavici 10 ай бұрын
imagine marine marrying a senchou-programmed t-800.
@denjeez
@denjeez 9 ай бұрын
I adore her so much
@tiaraguy7705
@tiaraguy7705 10 ай бұрын
Oddly enough I did not expect her to be the type to fall asleep to aimless random knowledge video essays.
@cheesyblue213
@cheesyblue213 10 ай бұрын
Someone marry marine before u miss out on this opportunity
@josepablo011986
@josepablo011986 10 ай бұрын
I can be the sacrifice. No problem at all.
@nonplayercharacter12333
@nonplayercharacter12333 10 ай бұрын
She lit her copium insense.
@Hamlettte
@Hamlettte 10 ай бұрын
Senchou is the type who wants to do GFE but the Ichimis just can't see her in that way
@Sukaiba69
@Sukaiba69 10 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure the Ichimis can and they just fucking with her whenever she acts needy No wait that didn't come out right
@CoFFee-uw5sv
@CoFFee-uw5sv 10 ай бұрын
They do see her that way but find trolling her as being more fun
@Wolvahulk
@Wolvahulk 10 ай бұрын
Elphelt? Is that you?
@OutruntheWind
@OutruntheWind 10 ай бұрын
My application Cons: Would certainly raise the median age Pros: You will always be a sexy young lady compared to me 😂
@gabrielboorom2683
@gabrielboorom2683 9 ай бұрын
We're past the point of "You're nice & all, but..." When you have to do actual paperwork.
@reesewhittington6778
@reesewhittington6778 9 ай бұрын
1:27 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
@Matrix2Strata017
@Matrix2Strata017 10 ай бұрын
Only a few will get this. Oh no! Rejected! No play, for Mis-sus(British Informal wordplay) Gray. Funny burn, though she do be like Heero Yuy, she might end up with with a Wing Zero at the end of the day.
@MARINE_VIRUS
@MARINE_VIRUS 10 ай бұрын
I'll be a nurse
@girthy_senpai
@girthy_senpai 9 ай бұрын
I’ll write in an application ❤
@evangelinevitoriko6669
@evangelinevitoriko6669 9 ай бұрын
You know guys, real talk now, I don't know how she actually is as a partner but she is sweet, cheerful and funny as hell, these are some top priority qualities for me to be honest, there are things that break it though but... As far as I know, I'm okay with her being well, herself in any way
@zachredd845
@zachredd845 3 ай бұрын
Marine : Marry Me~ 🥰😚 Chat : No thanks Oba-san 🗿
@hungrytaco6879
@hungrytaco6879 10 ай бұрын
As Father Fubuki would say: Friends !
@ReiseLukas
@ReiseLukas 10 ай бұрын
Marine is the Anti Magic of Parasocial relationships.
@sorensouthard927
@sorensouthard927 9 ай бұрын
I call this the elphelt effect, named after elphelt from guilty gear. It goes like this, no matter how cute or otherwise desirable someone might be, the moment they pull out the marriage certificate it's off entirely. Maybe it's human nature to be contrarian, or rather to face adversity. Either way it's absolute.
@rizumukun
@rizumukun 10 ай бұрын
would
@lastnamefirstname8655
@lastnamefirstname8655 10 ай бұрын
senchou just can't win. i'm sorry, senchou.
@christianwabajak37
@christianwabajak37 9 ай бұрын
This feels like a planned bit.
@ВалерийЕфременко-е4в
@ВалерийЕфременко-е4в 10 ай бұрын
She will marry a machine, so Roboco?
@Chris-eo1bp
@Chris-eo1bp 10 ай бұрын
train application
@tec5x5
@tec5x5 10 ай бұрын
Ill sign in a heartbeat wheres the damn application!!
@jackknight1899
@jackknight1899 10 ай бұрын
Sorry Marine but I already has a mom
@destinydivided8689
@destinydivided8689 10 ай бұрын
Can I send an application to marry Marine's sister? 1:52 Regular show opening, sweet
@ignaciocambero9314
@ignaciocambero9314 10 ай бұрын
i wanna marry senchou
@DrunkedOwly
@DrunkedOwly 10 ай бұрын
Comedy gold
@octopusoup
@octopusoup 10 ай бұрын
The emojis in the application sent me
@kuuluna
@kuuluna 10 ай бұрын
I never thought she was this bad
@mikebmcl
@mikebmcl 10 ай бұрын
Some day, Senchou. Some day.
@THETexzilla
@THETexzilla 8 ай бұрын
Ichimin: Right-o, captain! You're not getting any younger. You should find a fancy gentleman that fancies you. Also Ichimin: BUT NOT US! No... not us. Save that level of thirst for Saplings... or Takodachis... or Jailbirds.😮
@reesewhittington6778
@reesewhittington6778 9 ай бұрын
3:46 Mel's time has come.
@dra6o0n
@dra6o0n 10 ай бұрын
So long as she remains a vtuber, she'll always grow old alone.
@D1pl0macyMan1fest
@D1pl0macyMan1fest 9 ай бұрын
If her skin gets itchy often isn't that a sign that it's not getting enough moisture and needs to be lotioned?
@severussnape2917
@severussnape2917 10 ай бұрын
Heh cute Marine
@wolfeloma
@wolfeloma 9 ай бұрын
Editor:- [marine being desperate] - *Trying to advertise her thighs and butt to get people applying* after all that her standards are so high and its like shes playing hard to get which resulted into the last bit of the clip 😂 thanks for the translation
@iona401channel7
@iona401channel7 10 ай бұрын
well if she serious about it then i took her for sure
@Aaron-555
@Aaron-555 10 ай бұрын
Cute Marine Clip 🏴‍☠
@argnator
@argnator 10 ай бұрын
I will mari Marine. I will do it.
@Majima_Nowhere
@Majima_Nowhere 10 ай бұрын
Senchou really got that baby rabies huh
@fatiswealth7865
@fatiswealth7865 10 ай бұрын
Dear Elon Musk, please hurry up with the development & research of the AI robot, our dear marine desperately needs one! 😂😂😂
@tomasjz
@tomasjz 10 ай бұрын
I am interested but... there are better options! Marine's Onechan and Anemachi! XDDD
@intorsusvolo7834
@intorsusvolo7834 9 ай бұрын
If only I knew how to write in Japanese I’d accept.
@ddrdanganvloger2187
@ddrdanganvloger2187 9 ай бұрын
Well this is ironic. The ones who gets rejected by her doesn’t want to be with her, & Marine wants to marry someone in chat, but gets rejected by them anyway. Well, even if 50-71.935% would be able to marry her, 43.538-65.739% of the 50-71.935% wouldn’t be able to due to language Barriers & Different human chemistry. Plus, some of us doesn’t know her true age so, that blows more chances of that happening. Very desperate for marriage & children, but taking it more calmly, unlike OTHER Hololive members or Vtubers.
@metaltuberabbadonarchangel5513
@metaltuberabbadonarchangel5513 10 ай бұрын
im single and old as shit 😭just hit 25 and still single😭
@Nekomikuri
@Nekomikuri 10 ай бұрын
U not old brah
@metaltuberabbadonarchangel5513
@metaltuberabbadonarchangel5513 10 ай бұрын
I fill old@@Nekomikuri
@Julien_22_
@Julien_22_ 10 ай бұрын
I would love to marry her, for me shes the perfect wife.❤️
@sagarasousuke3757
@sagarasousuke3757 9 ай бұрын
Really truly hope she finds someone in the near future. Because she really deserves to happy and be happy with someone.😊
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