Desperate Marine forces viewers to write marriage application. still gets rejected

[@eddster1987]

“But Marine, I thought ALL pirate captains liked to watch the complete Skibidi Toilet series compilation before bed!”

[@DR-7]

IT IS A SERIE?????

[@alastorredgrave522]

& chat asking if she kept the receipts so they can return/exchange them? 🤣

[@MilanBuzanoDiporr4]

That is so good

[@dave9020]

@@DR-7 It's an entire movie franchise at this point

[@A-Microwave]

@@DR-7 69 episodes so far

[@pensmith]

Chat: Marine Senchou, you need to get married there's a time limit. Also Chat: Sorry I can't accept your feelings.

[@Rebellions]

"I didn't mean with me"

[@UtoKazumi-oe9fy]

"Never said it's us"

[@RockSolitude]

It's the exact inverse of "you're such a good guy anyone would be lucky to date you" followed up by "I'm not interested in you"

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Desperately flirty Marine is such a great vibe, especially with her endlessly trolly chat 😆

[@theonlymegumegu]

it's a match made in... well... somewhere where this is a really good match ^^;;

[@malkav0488]

Trolling ? They're just being honest 😂

[@DawnAfternoon]

An unstoppable boke (Marine) fighting against a tsunami of immovable tsukkomis (Ichimins)

[@ExZeIion]

normal idols:every fan wants to marry the idol Marine: desperately looking for a mirrage - fans reject love marine

[@Rebellions]

Its not they weird. Nene's fans are actively trying to *escape* she just keeps them under surveillance.

[@Poke-ladd]

Why do I see Marine giving a marriage certificate as a Christmas present

[@furin_kazan]

normal Marine behavior

[@Banana_John]

Nah she prolly gives it out all year round

[@DianaProudmoore]

Why am I not surprised~?

[@IdiotSavant101]

I’d sign

[@FinalWarrior591]

"Can you lower the median age?" Goddamnit I'm dying over here

[@Nekomikuri]

P.S. "nursing home" is more like a travelling nursing home, which is basically the nurses do rotation to houses f I'm not mistaken. So they're calling him a nursing home nurse

[@TOASTEngineer]

I believe the term is "home health aid" or something along those lines.

[@fiscarton92]

Hospice care.

[@ivanbluecool]

Marine:write it Chat: you are an idol. We can't marry you

[@wolfeloma]

lol

[@mocruz1200]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD ̶M̶A̶N̶ LADY!

[@khov]

she is so funny, i cant handle her cuteness

[@_Liam__]

She's easily one of the funniest VTubers LOL

[@wyslanniknewworldorder9525]

And one of the most lewdest.

[@muufle]

​@@wyslanniknewworldorder9525 And it's funny because a lot of lewdtubers have EXTREME simps, but her fanbase refuses anything she tries no matter what.

[@Super-7327]

@@muufle like who?

[@muufle]

@@Super-7327 Nerissa is a new one and an easy choice. I mean you have a small few like Bao who get treated like Marine but as someone who loves vtubers, I love the contrast in communities, especially in collabs. Kind of like when Camilla collabs with Numi.

[@CJODell12]

And super underrated in terms of cuteness. I’ve always found Senchou to be adorable, partly because I love redheads.

[@Nyukes]

All she does to get people interested and yet no one wants to marry her And then we see Nene just saying *you husband now* and no one even questions it

[@old_liquid]

She have too strict requirements for.. ahem, "massage length"

[@nigelxd3735]

You can't say no to Nenechi's harem, it will make her sad if you do

[@DinnerForkTongue]

​@@nigelxd3735 And wife may just start blastin'.

[@nigelxd3735]

@@DinnerForkTongue also that

[@Art-X-W]

Senchou and Nene should switch bodies

[@zinedinezethro9157]

"can you lower the median age?" LMAOOO THIS JOKE IS SO JAPANESE IT'S FKN AMAZING

[@CandleWisp]

Oh, I thought it was just "You have no use but your youth😅"

[@tattletalestrangler8084]

I don't understand the joke???

[@CandleWisp]

@@tattletalestrangler8084 My guess: Japan has an aging population. Not enough kids being born, while the previous generation is aging out of the workforce.

[@A2ZOMG]

Oh, OOOOOOHHHH! So basically World End Harem style. 😂

[@l3ftie578]

@@tattletalestrangler8084you can only get this joke if you fuck

[@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat]

I will never get tired of the -always opposite- vibe that mosts chats foster. Szreamer being parasocial? Roast and reject. Streamer saying no to every marriage proposal? MOAR. Streamer boasting about game skill? Trash. 0 aim andy when he hits 1 shot in 235? HES INSANE! GET HIM IN A PRO LEAGUE TEAM RN!

[@StarboyXL9]

Its all about comedy chemistry

[@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat]

@@StarboyXL9 true true

[@ItsJustNeto]

Chat is just a cute, supportive Tsundere 🤣

[@imabird1566]

There’s a yin for every yang

[@Mayogus]

the hiveminds that are chats are contrarian in nature

[@fel524]

her chat is unironically so based

[@Dlihclive]

You think after marring Pekora she would settle down, but I guess not

[@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877]

that just whet her appetite. she's got marriage fever now

[@GlideAndSlide123]

It was just a dream afterall

[@shadowknight9345]

Pekora was just to see what it's like. Now she wants the real thing.

[@OhitsONnow]

Pekora was the appetizer. Now she wants us as the main course

[@Art-X-W]

​@@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877hmmm bunny meat

[@SorenNido]

I'm so glad that I'm just barely nihongo jouzu enough to understand what she said here 1:05

[@khaychi]

Imagine Marines 4.0 model reflects her real life age. 😳

[@Liberater4589]

First vtuber model with a walker

[@Hulfor]

Imagine applying for a job just to almost get married

[@Sacrene]

Why you always read the fine print

[@Mr._Pancakes]

Must've been a really good job application

[@ChJees2]

Nobody ever questioned why the job application had the words "Marriage Certificate" on top of it.

[@rogan_sage6103]

Senchou always find new ways to be even more troublesome lol Don't worry, I got this. I'll train my body and mind to care for this cute annoying old lady.

[@iamatrain4397]

Marine and her chat's interactions is absolutely up there as one of my favourite things in the VTubing sphere, it's fucking hilarious

[@StephenrHamilton]

So I'm guessing this was shortly after someone pointed out that if she wants 3 kids she might want to hurry.

[@jeremygeller9145]

Marine: guess I’ll marry a machine Roboco: eh?

[@namvutranngoc6945]

I fucking died watching this holy shit ... never change, Senchou, never change. okay, well, except for the being single part. I do hope she gets married soon as she wishes LOL

[@normaleverydayman7004]

Damn i expected someone to said "Im here for the inheritance"

[@lahnhedberg3403]

"Can you lower the median age" HOLY.... well damn

[@koteshima6682]

Would accept, to get the ship and the treasures within

[@cultured5147]

2:11 holy shit lmao. I guess at this point she wouldn't deny it anymore

[@cockroaches5083j]

Just figured I’d mention in the comments that this is a sponsorship stream for anyone who takes it too seriously. I definitely support Marine x AI Koyori though.

[@reggielacey2235]

nobody is taking her serously

[@CandleWisp]

Sponsor for what, Japan's program to tackle declining birth rates?

[@DrunkedOwly]

​@@CandleWispit was in shinzo abe's will

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@CandleWisp getting a degen like marine married is gonna be difficult

[@spook407]

“Do you lower the median age” is crazy

[@animaker9]

Started Aquarium and got Marine's "bad end" and I mean, I'd set sail with her for sure!

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

*be me* *served in American Civil War* "Sorry Senchou, i'm not into older women"

[@PhoenixNoKiseki]

I mean, I could apply… but… I have stuff to do this week.

[@silver_3552]

God, i didn't expect just a burning memory to start!

[@xmant8842]

Lol. Honestly, marine should pull a nene. "All of you are my husband." No choice

[@deckyfx2188]

it is so funny that for Marine situation, Ichimin is the wholesome one and Marine desperately raises their viewer libido.

[@denjeez]

I adore her so much

[@indra_vrtrahan]

The "love" and "respect" in commas had me dead 😂

[@StarboyXL9]

"Do you have muscles?" Well no I- "Can you lower the median age?" Uhhh, based?

[@grgspunk]

*HSM Tries It™: Bugged Seduction Mechanics (Tsugunohi - Truth of Beauty Witch Edition)*

[@Porphyrogenitus1]

Poor Marine!

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

lmao poor maririn, so silly

[@Blutwind]

Whenever i see our captian i don't know if i want to hug or bully her xD

[@Sigismund697]

I love how Marine is one of those that people actively wish they got married yet she fails

[@CJODell12]

Senchou is underrated in terms of cuteness being an adorable short stacked redhead

[@spacechonk3583]

Has Marine turned into Hololive’s Elphelt?

[@teguhharyadi7741]

jokes aside who in the sane mind refusing Marine she is rich 😂

[@steelblake]

Marine: Alexa play Last Christmas on repeat for the next 2 hours. Alexa: Playing Last Christmas by Wham

[@hoodiesticks]

Some vTubers try to be tsundere with their chat, but Marine is the only vTuber who's chat is tsundere with her.

[@majimasclanpropagandachann4633]

I see this absolutes win

[@Agent_Chieftain]

"What a scrub..." -Nene, probably.

[@ashchisalleh1454]

As pirate, I shall go to rising sun for one piece treasure.

[@wraithofavici]

imagine marine marrying a senchou-programmed t-800.

[@reesewhittington6778]

1:27 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

[@gabrielboorom2683]

We're past the point of "You're nice & all, but..." When you have to do actual paperwork.

[@tiaraguy7705]

Oddly enough I did not expect her to be the type to fall asleep to aimless random knowledge video essays.

[@evangelinevitoriko6669]

You know guys, real talk now, I don't know how she actually is as a partner but she is sweet, cheerful and funny as hell, these are some top priority qualities for me to be honest, there are things that break it though but... As far as I know, I'm okay with her being well, herself in any way

[@josepablo011986]

I can be the sacrifice. No problem at all.

[@cheesyblue213]

Someone marry marine before u miss out on this opportunity

[@OutruntheWind]

My application Cons: Would certainly raise the median age Pros: You will always be a sexy young lady compared to me 😂

[@Hamlettte]

Senchou is the type who wants to do GFE but the Ichimis just can't see her in that way

[@Sukaiba69]

I'm pretty sure the Ichimis can and they just fucking with her whenever she acts needy No wait that didn't come out right

[@CoFFee-uw5sv]

They do see her that way but find trolling her as being more fun

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

She lit her copium insense.

[@sorensouthard927]

I call this the elphelt effect, named after elphelt from guilty gear. It goes like this, no matter how cute or otherwise desirable someone might be, the moment they pull out the marriage certificate it's off entirely. Maybe it's human nature to be contrarian, or rather to face adversity. Either way it's absolute.

[@Matrix2Strata017]

Only a few will get this. Oh no! Rejected! No play, for Mis-sus(British Informal wordplay) Gray. Funny burn, though she do be like Heero Yuy, she might end up with with a Wing Zero at the end of the day.

[@THETexzilla]

Ichimin: Right-o, captain! You're not getting any younger. You should find a fancy gentleman that fancies you. Also Ichimin: BUT NOT US! No... not us. Save that level of thirst for Saplings... or Takodachis... or Jailbirds.😮

[@hungrytaco6879]

As Father Fubuki would say: Friends !

[@destinydivided8689]

Can I send an application to marry Marine's sister? 1:52 Regular show opening, sweet

[@zachredd845]

Marine : Marry Me~ 🥰😚 Chat : No thanks Oba-san 🗿

[@Wolvahulk]

Elphelt? Is that you?

[@girthy_senpai]

I’ll write in an application ❤

[@MARINE_VIRUS]

I'll be a nurse

[@rizumukun]

would

[@ignaciocambero9314]

i wanna marry senchou

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

senchou just can't win. i'm sorry, senchou.

[@reesewhittington6778]

3:46 Mel's time has come.

[@ReiseLukas]

Marine is the Anti Magic of Parasocial relationships.

[@sagarasousuke3757]

Really truly hope she finds someone in the near future. Because she really deserves to happy and be happy with someone.😊

[@tec5x5]

Ill sign in a heartbeat wheres the damn application!!

[@mikebmcl]

Some day, Senchou. Some day.

[@dra6o0n]

So long as she remains a vtuber, she'll always grow old alone.

[@DrunkedOwly]

Comedy gold

[@wolfeloma]

Editor:- [marine being desperate] - *Trying to advertise her thighs and butt to get people applying* after all that her standards are so high and its like shes playing hard to get which resulted into the last bit of the clip 😂 thanks for the translation

[@octopusoup]

The emojis in the application sent me

[@kuuluna]

I never thought she was this bad

[@Julien_22_]

I would love to marry her, for me shes the perfect wife.❤️

[@ВалерийЕфременко-е4в]

She will marry a machine, so Roboco?

[@jackknight1899]

Sorry Marine but I already has a mom

[@christianwabajak37]

This feels like a planned bit.

[@Chris-eo1bp]

train application

[@ddrdanganvloger2187]

Well this is ironic. The ones who gets rejected by her doesn’t want to be with her, & Marine wants to marry someone in chat, but gets rejected by them anyway. Well, even if 50-71.935% would be able to marry her, 43.538-65.739% of the 50-71.935% wouldn’t be able to due to language Barriers & Different human chemistry. Plus, some of us doesn’t know her true age so, that blows more chances of that happening. Very desperate for marriage & children, but taking it more calmly, unlike OTHER Hololive members or Vtubers.

[@severussnape2917]

Heh cute Marine

[@TouhouGaijin]

I want to take care of senchou 😭

[@Aaron-555]

Cute Marine Clip 🏴‍☠

[@D1pl0macyMan1fest]

If her skin gets itchy often isn't that a sign that it's not getting enough moisture and needs to be lotioned?

[@iona401channel7]

well if she serious about it then i took her for sure

[@intorsusvolo7834]

If only I knew how to write in Japanese I’d accept.

[@tomasjz]

I am interested but... there are better options! Marine's Onechan and Anemachi! XDDD

[@argnator]

I will mari Marine. I will do it.

[@fatiswealth7865]

Dear Elon Musk, please hurry up with the development & research of the AI robot, our dear marine desperately needs one! 😂😂😂

[@Majima_Nowhere]

Senchou really got that baby rabies huh