“But Marine, I thought ALL pirate captains liked to watch the complete Skibidi Toilet series compilation before bed!”
@DR-710 ай бұрын
IT IS A SERIE?????
@alastorredgrave52210 ай бұрын
& chat asking if she kept the receipts so they can return/exchange them? 🤣
@GojiraZibirus10 ай бұрын
That is so good
@dave902010 ай бұрын
@@DR-7 It's an entire movie franchise at this point
@A-Microwave10 ай бұрын
@@DR-7 69 episodes so far
@pensmith10 ай бұрын
Chat: Marine Senchou, you need to get married there's a time limit. Also Chat: Sorry I can't accept your feelings.
@Rebellions10 ай бұрын
"I didn't mean with me"
@UtoKazumi-oe9fy9 ай бұрын
"Never said it's us"
@RockSolitude3 ай бұрын
It's the exact inverse of "you're such a good guy anyone would be lucky to date you" followed up by "I'm not interested in you"
@yodawgzgaming441610 ай бұрын
Desperately flirty Marine is such a great vibe, especially with her endlessly trolly chat 😆
@theonlymegumegu10 ай бұрын
it's a match made in... well... somewhere where this is a really good match ^^;;
@malkav048810 ай бұрын
Trolling ? They're just being honest 😂
@DawnAfternoon9 ай бұрын
An unstoppable boke (Marine) fighting against a tsunami of immovable tsukkomis (Ichimins)
@Poke-ladd10 ай бұрын
Why do I see Marine giving a marriage certificate as a Christmas present
@perc9000010 ай бұрын
normal Marine behavior
@Banana_John10 ай бұрын
Nah she prolly gives it out all year round
@DianaProudmoore10 ай бұрын
Why am I not surprised~?
@IdiotSavant10110 ай бұрын
I’d sign
@ExZeIion10 ай бұрын
normal idols:every fan wants to marry the idol Marine: desperately looking for a mirrage - fans reject love marine
@Rebellions10 ай бұрын
Its not they weird. Nene's fans are actively trying to *escape* she just keeps them under surveillance.
@Nyukes10 ай бұрын
All she does to get people interested and yet no one wants to marry her And then we see Nene just saying *you husband now* and no one even questions it
@old_liquid10 ай бұрын
She have too strict requirements for.. ahem, "massage length"
@nigelxd373510 ай бұрын
You can't say no to Nenechi's harem, it will make her sad if you do
@DinnerForkTongue10 ай бұрын
@@nigelxd3735 And wife may just start blastin'.
@nigelxd373510 ай бұрын
@@DinnerForkTongue also that
@Art-X-W9 ай бұрын
Senchou and Nene should switch bodies
@_Liam__10 ай бұрын
She's easily one of the funniest VTubers LOL
@wyslanniknewworldorder952510 ай бұрын
And one of the most lewdest.
@muufle7 ай бұрын
@@wyslanniknewworldorder9525 And it's funny because a lot of lewdtubers have EXTREME simps, but her fanbase refuses anything she tries no matter what.
@Super-73274 ай бұрын
@@muufle like who?
@muufle4 ай бұрын
@@Super-7327 Nerissa is a new one and an easy choice. I mean you have a small few like Bao who get treated like Marine but as someone who loves vtubers, I love the contrast in communities, especially in collabs. Kind of like when Camilla collabs with Numi.
@CJODell12Ай бұрын
And super underrated in terms of cuteness. I’ve always found Senchou to be adorable, partly because I love redheads.
@FinalWarrior59110 ай бұрын
"Can you lower the median age?" Goddamnit I'm dying over here
@ivanbluecool10 ай бұрын
Marine:write it Chat: you are an idol. We can't marry you
@wolfeloma9 ай бұрын
lol
@Nekomikuri10 ай бұрын
P.S. "nursing home" is more like a travelling nursing home, which is basically the nurses do rotation to houses f I'm not mistaken. So they're calling him a nursing home nurse
@TOASTEngineer10 ай бұрын
I believe the term is "home health aid" or something along those lines.
@fiscarton9210 ай бұрын
Hospice care.
@zinedinezethro915710 ай бұрын
"can you lower the median age?" LMAOOO THIS JOKE IS SO JAPANESE IT'S FKN AMAZING
@CandleWisp10 ай бұрын
Oh, I thought it was just "You have no use but your youth😅"
@tattletalestrangler808410 ай бұрын
I don't understand the joke???
@CandleWisp10 ай бұрын
@@tattletalestrangler8084 My guess: Japan has an aging population. Not enough kids being born, while the previous generation is aging out of the workforce.
@A2ZOMG9 ай бұрын
Oh, OOOOOOHHHH! So basically World End Harem style. 😂
@l3ftie5787 ай бұрын
@@tattletalestrangler8084you can only get this joke if you fuck
@mocruz120010 ай бұрын
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD ̶M̶A̶N̶ LADY!
@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat10 ай бұрын
I will never get tired of the -always opposite- vibe that mosts chats foster. Szreamer being parasocial? Roast and reject. Streamer saying no to every marriage proposal? MOAR. Streamer boasting about game skill? Trash. 0 aim andy when he hits 1 shot in 235? HES INSANE! GET HIM IN A PRO LEAGUE TEAM RN!
@StarboyXL910 ай бұрын
Its all about comedy chemistry
@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat10 ай бұрын
@@StarboyXL9 true true
@ItsJustNeto10 ай бұрын
Chat is just a cute, supportive Tsundere 🤣
@imabird156610 ай бұрын
There’s a yin for every yang
@Mayogus10 ай бұрын
the hiveminds that are chats are contrarian in nature
@khov10 ай бұрын
she is so funny, i cant handle her cuteness
@Dlihclive10 ай бұрын
You think after marring Pekora she would settle down, but I guess not
@asdffsdafdsafdsa787710 ай бұрын
that just whet her appetite. she's got marriage fever now
@GlideAndSlide12310 ай бұрын
It was just a dream afterall
@shadowknight934510 ай бұрын
Pekora was just to see what it's like. Now she wants the real thing.
@OhitsONnow10 ай бұрын
Pekora was the appetizer. Now she wants us as the main course
@Art-X-W9 ай бұрын
@@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877hmmm bunny meat
@fel52410 ай бұрын
her chat is unironically so based
@Hulfor10 ай бұрын
Imagine applying for a job just to almost get married
@Sacrene10 ай бұрын
Why you always read the fine print
@Mr._Pancakes10 ай бұрын
Must've been a really good job application
@ChJees29 ай бұрын
Nobody ever questioned why the job application had the words "Marriage Certificate" on top of it.
@SorenNido10 ай бұрын
I'm so glad that I'm just barely nihongo jouzu enough to understand what she said here 1:05
@khaychi10 ай бұрын
Imagine Marines 4.0 model reflects her real life age. 😳
@Liberater458910 ай бұрын
First vtuber model with a walker
@rogan_sage610310 ай бұрын
Senchou always find new ways to be even more troublesome lol Don't worry, I got this. I'll train my body and mind to care for this cute annoying old lady.
@StephenrHamilton10 ай бұрын
So I'm guessing this was shortly after someone pointed out that if she wants 3 kids she might want to hurry.
@iamatrain439710 ай бұрын
Marine and her chat's interactions is absolutely up there as one of my favourite things in the VTubing sphere, it's fucking hilarious
@jeremygeller914510 ай бұрын
Marine: guess I’ll marry a machine Roboco: eh?
@normaleverydayman700410 ай бұрын
Damn i expected someone to said "Im here for the inheritance"
@spook40710 ай бұрын
“Do you lower the median age” is crazy
@namvutranngoc694510 ай бұрын
I fucking died watching this holy shit ... never change, Senchou, never change. okay, well, except for the being single part. I do hope she gets married soon as she wishes LOL
@lahnhedberg340310 ай бұрын
"Can you lower the median age" HOLY.... well damn
@cockroaches5083j10 ай бұрын
Just figured I’d mention in the comments that this is a sponsorship stream for anyone who takes it too seriously. I definitely support Marine x AI Koyori though.
@reggielacey223510 ай бұрын
nobody is taking her serously
@CandleWisp10 ай бұрын
Sponsor for what, Japan's program to tackle declining birth rates?
@DrunkedOwly10 ай бұрын
@@CandleWispit was in shinzo abe's will
@sarahmellinger333510 ай бұрын
@@CandleWisp getting a degen like marine married is gonna be difficult
@animaker910 ай бұрын
Started Aquarium and got Marine's "bad end" and I mean, I'd set sail with her for sure!
@koteshima668210 ай бұрын
Would accept, to get the ship and the treasures within
@cultured514710 ай бұрын
2:11 holy shit lmao. I guess at this point she wouldn't deny it anymore
@PhoenixNoKiseki10 ай бұрын
I mean, I could apply… but… I have stuff to do this week.
@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets10 ай бұрын
*be me* *served in American Civil War* "Sorry Senchou, i'm not into older women"
@indra_vrtrahan10 ай бұрын
The "love" and "respect" in commas had me dead 😂
@silver_355210 ай бұрын
God, i didn't expect just a burning memory to start!
@xmant884210 ай бұрын
Lol. Honestly, marine should pull a nene. "All of you are my husband." No choice
@deckyfx218810 ай бұрын
it is so funny that for Marine situation, Ichimin is the wholesome one and Marine desperately raises their viewer libido.
@Sigismund6979 ай бұрын
I love how Marine is one of those that people actively wish they got married yet she fails
@PlushLordOfTheSeas10 ай бұрын
lmao poor maririn, so silly
@spacechonk358310 ай бұрын
Has Marine turned into Hololive’s Elphelt?
@Porphyrogenitus110 ай бұрын
Poor Marine!
@teguhharyadi774110 ай бұрын
jokes aside who in the sane mind refusing Marine she is rich 😂
@CJODell128 күн бұрын
Senchou is underrated in terms of cuteness being an adorable short stacked redhead
@StarboyXL910 ай бұрын
"Do you have muscles?" Well no I- "Can you lower the median age?" Uhhh, based?
@grgspunk10 ай бұрын
*HSM Tries It™: Bugged Seduction Mechanics (Tsugunohi - Truth of Beauty Witch Edition)*
@ashchisalleh145410 ай бұрын
As pirate, I shall go to rising sun for one piece treasure.
@majimasclanpropagandachann463310 ай бұрын
I see this absolutes win
@steelblake10 ай бұрын
Marine: Alexa play Last Christmas on repeat for the next 2 hours. Alexa: Playing Last Christmas by Wham
@Blutwind10 ай бұрын
Whenever i see our captian i don't know if i want to hug or bully her xD
@hoodiesticks10 ай бұрын
Some vTubers try to be tsundere with their chat, but Marine is the only vTuber who's chat is tsundere with her.
@Agent_Chieftain9 ай бұрын
"What a scrub..." -Nene, probably.
@wraithofavici10 ай бұрын
imagine marine marrying a senchou-programmed t-800.
@denjeez9 ай бұрын
I adore her so much
@tiaraguy770510 ай бұрын
Oddly enough I did not expect her to be the type to fall asleep to aimless random knowledge video essays.
@cheesyblue21310 ай бұрын
Someone marry marine before u miss out on this opportunity
@josepablo01198610 ай бұрын
I can be the sacrifice. No problem at all.
@nonplayercharacter1233310 ай бұрын
She lit her copium insense.
@Hamlettte10 ай бұрын
Senchou is the type who wants to do GFE but the Ichimis just can't see her in that way
@Sukaiba6910 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure the Ichimis can and they just fucking with her whenever she acts needy No wait that didn't come out right
@CoFFee-uw5sv10 ай бұрын
They do see her that way but find trolling her as being more fun
@Wolvahulk10 ай бұрын
Elphelt? Is that you?
@OutruntheWind10 ай бұрын
My application Cons: Would certainly raise the median age Pros: You will always be a sexy young lady compared to me 😂
@gabrielboorom26839 ай бұрын
We're past the point of "You're nice & all, but..." When you have to do actual paperwork.
@reesewhittington67789 ай бұрын
1:27 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
@Matrix2Strata01710 ай бұрын
Only a few will get this. Oh no! Rejected! No play, for Mis-sus(British Informal wordplay) Gray. Funny burn, though she do be like Heero Yuy, she might end up with with a Wing Zero at the end of the day.
@MARINE_VIRUS10 ай бұрын
I'll be a nurse
@girthy_senpai9 ай бұрын
I’ll write in an application ❤
@evangelinevitoriko66699 ай бұрын
You know guys, real talk now, I don't know how she actually is as a partner but she is sweet, cheerful and funny as hell, these are some top priority qualities for me to be honest, there are things that break it though but... As far as I know, I'm okay with her being well, herself in any way
@zachredd8453 ай бұрын
Marine : Marry Me~ 🥰😚 Chat : No thanks Oba-san 🗿
@hungrytaco687910 ай бұрын
As Father Fubuki would say: Friends !
@ReiseLukas10 ай бұрын
Marine is the Anti Magic of Parasocial relationships.
@sorensouthard9279 ай бұрын
I call this the elphelt effect, named after elphelt from guilty gear. It goes like this, no matter how cute or otherwise desirable someone might be, the moment they pull out the marriage certificate it's off entirely. Maybe it's human nature to be contrarian, or rather to face adversity. Either way it's absolute.
@rizumukun10 ай бұрын
would
@lastnamefirstname865510 ай бұрын
senchou just can't win. i'm sorry, senchou.
@christianwabajak379 ай бұрын
This feels like a planned bit.
@ВалерийЕфременко-е4в10 ай бұрын
She will marry a machine, so Roboco?
@Chris-eo1bp10 ай бұрын
train application
@tec5x510 ай бұрын
Ill sign in a heartbeat wheres the damn application!!
@jackknight189910 ай бұрын
Sorry Marine but I already has a mom
@destinydivided868910 ай бұрын
Can I send an application to marry Marine's sister? 1:52 Regular show opening, sweet
@ignaciocambero931410 ай бұрын
i wanna marry senchou
@DrunkedOwly10 ай бұрын
Comedy gold
@octopusoup10 ай бұрын
The emojis in the application sent me
@kuuluna10 ай бұрын
I never thought she was this bad
@mikebmcl10 ай бұрын
Some day, Senchou. Some day.
@THETexzilla8 ай бұрын
Ichimin: Right-o, captain! You're not getting any younger. You should find a fancy gentleman that fancies you. Also Ichimin: BUT NOT US! No... not us. Save that level of thirst for Saplings... or Takodachis... or Jailbirds.😮
@reesewhittington67789 ай бұрын
3:46 Mel's time has come.
@dra6o0n10 ай бұрын
So long as she remains a vtuber, she'll always grow old alone.
@D1pl0macyMan1fest9 ай бұрын
If her skin gets itchy often isn't that a sign that it's not getting enough moisture and needs to be lotioned?
@severussnape291710 ай бұрын
Heh cute Marine
@wolfeloma9 ай бұрын
Editor:- [marine being desperate] - *Trying to advertise her thighs and butt to get people applying* after all that her standards are so high and its like shes playing hard to get which resulted into the last bit of the clip 😂 thanks for the translation
@iona401channel710 ай бұрын
well if she serious about it then i took her for sure
@Aaron-55510 ай бұрын
Cute Marine Clip 🏴☠
@argnator10 ай бұрын
I will mari Marine. I will do it.
@Majima_Nowhere10 ай бұрын
Senchou really got that baby rabies huh
@fatiswealth786510 ай бұрын
Dear Elon Musk, please hurry up with the development & research of the AI robot, our dear marine desperately needs one! 😂😂😂
@tomasjz10 ай бұрын
I am interested but... there are better options! Marine's Onechan and Anemachi! XDDD
@intorsusvolo78349 ай бұрын
If only I knew how to write in Japanese I’d accept.
@ddrdanganvloger21879 ай бұрын
Well this is ironic. The ones who gets rejected by her doesn’t want to be with her, & Marine wants to marry someone in chat, but gets rejected by them anyway. Well, even if 50-71.935% would be able to marry her, 43.538-65.739% of the 50-71.935% wouldn’t be able to due to language Barriers & Different human chemistry. Plus, some of us doesn’t know her true age so, that blows more chances of that happening. Very desperate for marriage & children, but taking it more calmly, unlike OTHER Hololive members or Vtubers.
@metaltuberabbadonarchangel551310 ай бұрын
im single and old as shit 😭just hit 25 and still single😭
@Nekomikuri10 ай бұрын
U not old brah
@metaltuberabbadonarchangel551310 ай бұрын
I fill old@@Nekomikuri
@Julien_22_10 ай бұрын
I would love to marry her, for me shes the perfect wife.❤️
@sagarasousuke37579 ай бұрын
Really truly hope she finds someone in the near future. Because she really deserves to happy and be happy with someone.😊