Destinies - Board Game Review

[@LuckyDuckGamesEN]

We really appreciate all of the feedback you shared here Jeffrey. Our team is looking into a new system of gameplay based on D4's to reduce the time you spend scanning the dice by a HUGE 33%! We're also looking into triple-layered player boards to help maintain the depth post-scanning and pre-playing. We absolutely question our sanity often too, do not be concerned. We are thrilled though that you got 26 hours of gameplay from the first scenario alone, an epic amount of content in the box! :D #XeroxDestinesConspiracy

[@skunkhunt4two]

Lucky Duck Games just confirmed they’re shills for Xerox!! Stay far away!

[@gedruk]

Have I just ventured into an alternative universe ? You don’t need a scanner for this game you scan the cards qr code at the appropriate moment

[@giannisgavalas3914]

@@gedruk omg ...yes of course

[@Jason.Detrick]

Perfect Response from Lucky Duck bolstering 26 hours of gameplay in the first scenerio~! LOVE IT LOL

[@DrMcFly28]

Now I know how Tabletop Simulator mods get made - people just slap a "Scan & Play" sticker on the boardgames and send them to Jeff

[@Portponky]

I don't have a scanner, do they really expect me to scan all this at the local library during a pandemic? Totally irresponsible.

[@indianajo883]

This review is the reason I come to this channel. How does anyone expect scan and pay to work like this?

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

bro use your phone and use app to scan cards , dont have to use scanner to scan components :P this is ridiculous :D

[@StevenStJohn-kj9eb]

Really hoping the reviewer is wrong here. I just signed up for a Photoshop course at my local community college so I can play this one.

[@sammason9154]

Dude are you for real??? You just scan the QR codes using the camera on the device that the game app is on! You don’t have to physically scan every component in the box 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@Dickfuck420]

Did he troll the game makers?

[@SirThecos]

Isn't there a big box version that includes a scanner?

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

sir thecos , use your phone and scan card when u need , u have apps for that :) dont listen to this guy, he dont know what is he talking about

[@SirThecos]

@@srdjanjovanovic6903 I see...but my phone doesn't have a built-in scanner either. I guess you need a very new phone for that. 😕🤔

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

@@SirThecos u have app for this game in the app store, also u can use it on any smartphone , that app includes scaner and its free so that is it

[@SirThecos]

@@srdjanjovanovic6903 Oh, I didn't know that. Wow, it's incredible what modern technology can do. 😲

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

@@SirThecos first time i saw something like that was in the chronicles of crime and its really interesting system , this one uses the similar thing :) u should check reviews to se how the other thing looks like

[@SecretlyMikeYoung]

Maybe you need one of those fancy 3D scanners to really enjoy the game properly. It's a shame there wasn't one in the box.

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

mike u have app probably and scan cards like in the chronicles of crime game, this guy dont know what is he doing :)

[@SecretlyMikeYoung]

No, I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he's doing

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

@@SecretlyMikeYoung have u played chronicles of crime ?? its similar sistem , take a look at cards and u have codes there , u just scan code to activate cards , trust me he does not know :)

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

that is just insane to scan components again and make new one when u have all of them in the box that does not make any sense :)

[@srdjanjovanovic6903]

btw scan cards with your phone not with your scanner :P

[@dementiamaster12]

This was the most useful review I’ve ever seen

[@JamesWalford-s8g]

I'm 43 years old and just coming back to board games. I've been impressed with how much content is out there for the solo board gaming community.... But I actually thought this guy was serious. I had to come back to this video and double check the comments to see if it was a joke. I guess it is. I was convinced for about a minute and a half that I should NEVER buy this game. But when the other reviews didn't mention anything about scanning each piece it occurred to me he was joking. So I feel dumb.... .... and OLD. But it was a good joke. Once I understood it was joke.

[@ChrisWCorp]

"The entire endeavor was completely flawed from the start" 🤔 sounds like a great summary of nearly any boardgame review from The Dragon's Tomb.

[@talzumon101]

Dudes villan backstory right here

[@daveharris2568]

I really loved this review! I would like to know how you didn't bite your tongue which was so firmly implanted in your cheek. I think the video does showcase one of the issues of the game and that was nice. One of the best game videos ever! Great job. (gush, gush)

[@RuneLar]

My first thought was "Big Xerox" when you pointed out that the dual layer boards don't matter once scanned. I wouldn't have caught that. #xeroxdestiniescinspiracy

[@jeffreydeguzman8005]

I can't wait for the how to play video. 😁

[@yabishobbies2124]

I love that when I looked this game up…. This was the first video I found 😂

[@hezekiahramirez6965]

So this guy is pretty much doing Peter K Rosenthal? The Onion Film Standard but for board games is an idea, that's for sure. It seems pretty niche so you would definitely only do it as a passion project. It's a great impression of those videos. I will give him that. You don't see many good Onion homages

[@jasonv8516]

You don’t have a phone or tablet?

[@scurry2175]

Stopped watching after a minute since this is just a skit instead of a review that provides information like at all. Time-wasting.

[@bennor]

and another game for the 3rd row shelf ... thanks for your efforts!

[@hackair643]

Hi, I didn't understand why you scannnes all this I think is not necessary... Just run the app and scan the cards with your mobile phone.. Why all this.. Photoshop.. Scans.. Etc.???

[@bgt2701]

Oh! Lol.... I keep getting caught by this channel. Gj

[@jasonbooker3555]

This is just one example of how poorly publishers are integrating digital elements! So disappointed. Glad Lucky Duck is listening to the feedback though. ;)

[@buddiegaming9355]

Sigh.. This guy has to be joking, you don't LITERALLY scan each item with your printer, the Scan & Play thing is what you do with your phone or tablet by using the camera on your device for the QR codes on the player cards.

[@maykefernandesdossantos7374]

Dude! for a moment i really though this guys was serious hahahahhaha

[@UmeastudentTV]

But... did you misunderstand the instruction? You dont need a scanner for the game, you only use your phone so this reviewer seemed confused as to what his part in the game was...

[@deanofgames4661]

I don’t think you needed to scan all that you did.

[@deanofgames4661]

Ah…nevermind.

[@majorday3856]

No no no, dude that's not what they ment by scan play. They mean the cards have Q R codes to scan on mobile devices to play game. You didn't need to Xerox the cards and other stuff necessary.

[@FernandoWeiler-ji1ku]

Damn, I wish I had my 5:29 minutes back...

[@Jason.Detrick]

I tried to scan this review to send it to Lucky Duck but my monitor wouldn't fit in my scanner! Another complete waste of time!

[@BoardgameswithNiramas]

oh no..I was excited for this game but my scanner isnt working as it should :(

[@kyleb8117]

Thanks for opening my eyes to the truth. Did you also notice it takes one tiny little curved line to change "scan" to "scam"? Xerox, we have our eyes on you. #XeroxDestiniesConspiracy

[@jeffcarrier9808]

I'm 1 min 6 sec into this review and needed to pause and come check the comments... wait, what? Edit: LOL well done

[@zmollon]

Loved this 🤣

[@benanderson46]

Glad I passed this one by. The Wii U's graphics are just not impressive.

[@Quolnok]

Blast. I was interested in playing this.

[@Coffeemaker1978]

Love this 🤟🏻

[@francoislepine2643]

Hahhahahha Nice trolling video. Did he even try to play the game lol omg what a weird dude.

[@logannelson6429]

Ok I finally realized this was sarcastic 4 and a half minutes in

[@Graphiix44]

Clever, love it.

[@goblingon]

that's what tabletop simulators are for!

[@WisperingD]

I was hoping for a serious review not a piss take

[@gta48]

hilarious ,thanks

[@theboardinitiative744]

🤣 This was hilarious!

[@reyrey8562]

Ahahahahahahaha!!! Amazing stuff

[@coltranewashere]

Time wasted

[@TheDragonsTomb]

Agree. Not sure why they designed the game this way…