Destiny PvP But Everyone is Drunk

[@Th3Jez]

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[@lynnmckenney1987]

Like if we need to see Jez delivering more democracy

[@twistedteddy3948]

Jez, I love you ❤️ your my favorite youtuber

[@sumguy01]

I have had that exact same sword experience in that exact same spot 4:40

[@Sonofhud]

The battle between Jez and Jaz will be forever remembered.

[@potato1341]

Jez having a rival named Jaz is a very Luigi-Waluigi adjacent situation

[@deadgirlcentral]

the vowel war, e vs a

[@potato1341]

@@deadgirlcentral it's in the game

[@partytimepartytimexD]

and Danielle VS Turtles too

[@raging666]

@@potato1341 dammit take my like and my PS1 startup twinkle sound and get out

[@TheMeh115]

I never thought the D2 community would hit its “crippling alcoholism” arc.

[@madop6795]

i know this is a joke but these last two videos are from the same stream, datto has not just turned into a raging alcoholic all of the sudden

[@TheMeh115]

@@madop6795 no, I know, this comment was purely to crack wise lol

[@Cookiemaster98_98]

​@@madop6795 the joke was still lost on u

[@hooky17]

There’s something perversely satisfying about watching Toxic Datto in PvP

[@ChaosRaych]

F's in the chat for Datto not realizing that crests give you omega super

[@williamferner4466]

Jez being the responsible one is such a role change

[@crimsoncrayon]

And he was popping off at the same time!

[@Muppet567]

I really appreciate how unapologetically immature you guys are in these videos. It's so comforting.

[@haikarawalker6996]

1:00 alright, in Datto’s defense, there are some cases where they actually use the same symbols. Generally you can still tell Japanese from Chinese but he’s also fucking hammered

[@Welverin]

Also in his defense, if you have no familiarity with either language, how would you be able to tell which one it is? Put them side by side and anyone should be able to tell their different, but only have an example of one? How would you know?

[@StuffedFlumpers]

In addition to that, not knowing what language you're looking at but knowing it's probably one of two, is just fine. ❤

[@KamitsukiLuciela]

Yeah, the cases where the symbols themselves (which afaik are only among Kanji) are because the Japanese took those symbols from Chinese and included them in their language, often with a different meaning & reading.

[@jjohnson7719]

"Are you there Traveler? It's me, Margaret." 🤣 Datto wins the internet

[@zewps9502]

Actual Facebook comment

[@fatthanosfeet]

@@zewps9502 ong

[@ApolloBby]

It's genuinely the strangest thing watching Jez have the sexiest pvp movement in a video when previously he struggled to jump across a gap in pve.

[@ALittleMessi]

Somehow Datto gets more openly toxic when drunk it's incredible

[@RookieTiger]

Instantly whipping out the "Oh yeah? Well I called the Stupid Idiot Store and you're their number one customer." was the best thing ever, lmao.

[@CarmenFiala]

datto's happy shouting when danielle is on a 10 streak is just so good

[@chrisvi2433]

The funniest part is, the guy Datto thought was Japanese, their name means “beware of Anime dweebs”😂😂😂

[@lucienmoolman8017]

Everytime I play pvp, my teammates are always drunk

[@DarkDisc1]

Only way to deal with PvP

[@evermoorzknight3685]

My clanmates order me to go get alcohol if we go into a raid or PVP. They say I play way better especially in raids😂😂😂. I'm just the morale boost of the raid team because there's no way I'm helping much in a raid. In PVP I just become way more aggressive.

[@dylankempthorne]

"They're hiding like the Fremen" 😂. The dune references were killing me.

[@Sonic3rdgen10R]

Datto: I love being frozen, it’s a great addition to PvP. I Feel that!

[@nygomi8652]

I was wondering what year it was, I felt like that was footage pulled from Beyond Light's launch.

[@VetroVault]

Jez: “I don’t gamble.” But Jez, you made a gambit video 2 years ago

[@connipt1on65]

Happy to watch the downward spiral of datto reaching a point where enjoying destiny can now only be achieved when being on the fly

[@IAmOnFyre]

I'm obsessed with this "Datto has his whole personality re-writen by Dune" arc

[@eliack6432]

Teacher tried to get me to put my phone up. Told her new Jez video dropped and now we both watching.

[@jsnake6600]

Jaz aka Jez's evil twin with a mustache and slightly more talented at fps game.

[@wishythefishy]

Shoutout to Dave, the guy who decided power ammo should be in the match after 0:14.

[@MLM614]

My friends and I named them Steve.

[@TheRealLetharos]

All the Dune references made me happy.

[@snowberru8572]

It's insane how there is no diff between Jez and Drunk Jez but Datto and Drunk Datto are two different person

[@MLM614]

Uh, Jez doesn't drink. Like literally never has, or so he has said.

[@cheyennemoore8380]

Jez is smart. He's happy with his wife who's literally a model. This is how you stary married people lol. Loved the chaos with these three, as usual.

[@HighlandBhoy]

Never thought I'd see a Limmy meme in a Jez thumbnail but here we are.

[@kin-3877]

that memes been Limmy's face this whole time??

[@deadgirlcentral]

@@kin-3877 boy have u been living under a rock

[@monosito59]

Drunk Datto shouting "you guys are ASS, bro!" fuckin slew me.

[@traviswilliams2348]

God I love some more drunk shenanigans.

[@CaptVooDooGaming]

This is the content I need in my life. Drunk Datto is my favorite Datto

[@l3ftie578]

name a more iconic duo than telling your friend they are popping off followed by them immediately choking and dying lmfao 5:20

[@Con5tantine]

Danielle shouting "Eat shit and die in a fire" like, 30 seconds in makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside 😊

[@Maddigan]

Y'all really gave that censor something to think about and I love it

[@spencerannis3138]

I return to my comment on the last video, “I can’t wait for part two- PVP but we are all drunk”

[@kphishbaugh]

drunk datto being incredibly dune-pilled is hilarious

[@TheAnimatorGames]

I don't know why, but you three make me happy and I hope you never stop making content, if it's still enjoyable to do so. you have all played such a large part in my enjoyment of destiny. Thank you all

[@Wiktorlando]

Drunk and angry datto is such a vibe

[@itismetho]

I'm a simple man. I see Palindrome, I upvote.

[@VoreoSabrae]

Dattos just so unhinged when drunk. Its great. XD

[@lukeedwards6027]

Pro tip, they become twice as drunk on .5x speed

[@anannoyance4807]

Did this at 2:30 and wow Datto sounds out of it.

[@Theology.101]

Videos like this exist to remind me that, in spite of what his PvE videos would imply, is really good at Destiny

[@smoothtrooper781]

Jez uploaded!!!! Also drunk Datto peaking his mic is hilarious

[@opheliagisu]

" not without drinking my own blood" made me spit out my food, lmao.

[@chapserenazula5657]

honestly jez and sird are 2 people who dont take pvp seriously but are the best pvp players fr. theyre aim is super gooood

[@salphoris911]

22:32 "Well the jerkstore called and they are running out of you!"

[@harboro4171]

Around 7:07 in Jez unintentionally calls Amy a bitch so rip to him that this is his last video

[@trevorjaseph3382]

“Imagine not looking up Twitter?!” I too am called out

[@ToothyBoi]

I love the absolute chaos energy from Datto

[@TalKuZ96]

Those Lego Star Wars death sounds are just so stupidly on spot for this kind of content

[@lyonheart501st]

i love all the DUNE references

[@samuelmeecham1951]

Drunk Datto may be my favourite thing ever. Also was jez using a compulsive reloader, one for all Pali in that first game?

[@brihan21]

5:23 That is a PROUD husband lmao

[@ari7164]

I like how I immediately notice Datto is drunk, but Jez and Danielle seem mostly the same

[@sonoftanavast1197]

Good to see drunk Datto and Dune continuing their affair

[@rafaelhernandez6717]

Thanks Jez your vids are highly entertaining!

[@Theology.101]

7:45 He is NOT the Messiah. Maybe he’s the Lisan Al-Gaib but worm boy Leto II is the Messiah and the true Kwisatz Haderach

[@Raze394]

I don't even have a clever remark this time, you absolutely popped off in this Jez. Datto being drunk has nothing to do with it I'm sure.

[@treyrandall2983]

We use to take .5 of a shot each time you either missed a head shot with sniper or visit the respawn screen... Can amend rules with fire team, basically add more ways to drink. Can add up real quick... Fun times.

[@larswyness1901]

I just learned that you can give commendations from the score screen. This is the quality of life improvement I need.

[@RedShadowOfSaturn]

3:05 TRV's trademark "ascending giggle." Pretty excellent. Also, while observing drunk people makes me a tad uncomfortable, immensely impressed with Drunk Datto somehow not only managing focused humor but also intelligent analysis at the same time. VERY entertaining, as always. 🥰🤣🤣🤣

[@OvenfreshDeth]

I brought my pve build into Crucible, and I also had Polaris Lance on. It kinda fucks tho.

[@patrickschimke784]

Everyone = datto and I’m here for it

[@chopstixninja7]

THE RETURN OF LISAN AL GAIB!!!

[@stockhams]

0:33 Datto says 14 seconds when it’s been more than a minute 🤣

[@Zinlain]

I am glad people who play Destiny a lot more than me ALSO have inexplictable things happen to them in PvP. Like I remember last time i played someone ALWAYS had their super by the time the found me and nuked ONLY ME.

[@BowlOfApples]

Drunk Datto with the consistent Dune references, he is truly our Lisan Al Gaib

[@trasp2015]

Drunk datto is a good time

[@takendruid]

You guys remember the days where there was a new pvp video out every time a new gun was released? Good days

[@bl4ckh0l33]

I love it when jez gets so mad he turns into invader zim

[@TechStomperGaming]

Jez got killed by Jaz that's funny 0:45

[@kunaryssims2197]

Name a more iconic duo than drunk Datto and "stretch break" 😂🤣

[@crimsoncrayon]

More like this please... the 3 of you are hilarious

[@Allyexpress350]

This trio brings me life

[@brettadiah10]

Datto, you get super much faster if you pick up a lot of crests in a row lol. I didn’t learn this till like two weeks ago.

[@SeniorMeow]

The humor in this is great

[@BcDyxaLKgoNdgU]

COMPULSIVE RELOADER ONE FOR ALL?

[@MagicofMrClean]

Imagine those players they went up against find this vid. They have no idea they now have beef with these guys.

[@X3noac1d]

New Jez content, my day has been made!

[@parsifalkitty5109]

I think this is the only way to play destiny regardless now. Haven't even opened the game in a month. It feels liberating

[@BenCormier]

Datto, I feel your pain. Tell Danielle what Kanji is and that should shut her up.

[@jessenoirrouge8150]

I’m shocked that Jez was doing work with a Compulsive Reloader and One for All Palindrome. Even proc’d the perks too lol

[@lolgisticalofficer233]

Man, look at all those ammo bricks on the ground. How I miss that.

[@jdiorio]

New datto variant unlocked: DattoDoesRacism

[@haikujusticegaming2140]

Datto drunk on pvp cures cancer😂

[@topesimoes]

9:57 yeah I'd say so since is at tier 2 intellect

[@DevilPlayz-dw8gf]

7:47 all I can say is LISAN AL GAIEB

[@Grammann44]

Alt title: Jez games his toes off while the Trvs ramble about mcdonalds

[@danhealy79]

This is literally the only Destiny 2 content I watch anymore.

[@davie0702]

Fact you've got Limmy on the thumbnail just gave you street cred

[@XGoldenx03]

Always a great day when Jez pops up in the feed

[@banfoxsinofgreed9049]

Ahh i see kevin the timelord has reappeared under a new name with a vengence

[@BricksOfSteel]

That thumbnail is a legit jumpscare.

[@Spoooodyman]

Making me want to crack the old palindrome out of the vault with this one my guy.

[@Imnotthevillian77]

I love the generic jazz restaurant music in the background. S tier music choice.

[@lukascholaj6842]

Theres a surprisingly large amount of screen tearing, idk if its what im using to watch this or if its the video, but jez does seem like the kinda guy that just wouldnt notice

[@AR1ES6Ent]

I love watching you three play. Especially when drunk hahaha

[@Mr.Linguini]

The craziness and chaos that the Uno Brain Cell Team falls into is just pure gold. Drunk Datto is too funny for his own good 😂 Also Jez > Jaz

[@cerberus1166]

damn id love to see more drunkard PvP with the group. jez needed to get more sipped up tho haha

[@AX50K]

Datto the Paul Atreides of D2

[@Ominous_Waffle]

Showing up in my feed literally 2 seconds after posting, ok xD