Benevolent Boys, Ansel’s OnlyFans, Bustelo Babies | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

The Bodega Boys are raising money for several causes during this time, starting with World Central Kitchen. Plus: vintage hot, white goss with JFK Jr., "what ifs?" with the Carters and the Roc Nation Brunch, Zoom funerals, Evanescence is back, Ansel Elgort's OnlyFans, Trump vs. Science, and Mero IV can't get his day started without his coffee.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@djtaitai]

I’ve been WAITING for one of Mero’s kids to bomb the call. It was only a matter of time.

[@Afrimusican]

Now we just need a Heather drop by.

[@honeymoonriver6050]

@@Afrimusican Just like yelling about dishes and shit like that

[@terencebok]

They blurred his face cause he committed a break in 😂

[@aligaines8476]

The next 24 hours. LOL

[@para-yw9dn]

yeah we dont want to endorse those kinda people ofc 😂

[@Dirrtyvictory]

😂😂😂😂😭

[@spongebug21]

Mero’s kid definitely picked that lock

[@BenJohnson0531]

“What lock?”

[@geekgirrrl]

Picking locks in the house was so much fun.

[@dirtporcelain]

@@BenJohnson0531 Confusion always the best alibi

[@matoscu]

1000%

[@loveyamungo9064]

Really!!! "What Lock?? ?"

[@Thrill_Hou]

When MERO’s kid said “what lock” I saw his sly smile like “that’s my boy” 😂

[@mshort4413]

"What lock?"- kid mero

[@loveyamungo9064]

☺

[@4allicare]

the kid answered all the questions right! "wha?" "what lock?" "gimmie your coffee"

[@MrIronwillie]

*the kid the kid Mero*

[@katherinekayeandringo7972]

The Kiddie Mero

[@Onsanio]

Mero asking his kid "are you high?" Had me dying! I can imagine Judy calling and yelling "You giving my grandchild drugs!?"

[@kparker905]

Do you know of any episode where Mero talks about Judy? I somehow have missed ALL of them but always see people referencing her like it's a subject people know well

[@trevorfraley1744]

@@kparker905 Mostly on the podcast. I def can't tell you which specific ones. But late last year they talked about her a lot.

[@Onsanio]

@@kparker905 they only talk about her in the podcast, check out ep.146 they actually named it after her

[@nattblas]

It's Mero AND Judy!

[@geocyo8835]

So we're going to just act like Desus isn't calling Evanescence "Urban Essence"? LOL Okay.

[@ralelunar]

Urban Essence, exclusively at Sephora

[@aligaines8476]

Surprised he didn't say Herbal Essence.

[@FFmaxxx]

Ohhhh lmfao I was confused why I never heard of em 😂

[@rachelauguste]

Is it really sad that I knew what he meant anyway?😂😭

[@mamii007]

Why didn’t they correct him lol zaaaara

[@kparker905]

Why did Mero address his kid like he was a friend who owed him money and showed up to hang out acting like nothing was wrong?

[@Dkmo94]

lol he's been stuck in the crib for 3 weeks w/ 4 badass lil kids (based on age not his parenting skills) tbh im surprised he was so patient after lil homie picked the lock 😂

[@bmwdagang]

Latino parents

[@lifewithk6056]

K Parker He’s a little person not a baby in some facets. It’s definitely a cultural thing.

[@QueenKongKi]

No offense but Im guessing your white. Black and latino parents are just a whole different culture of parent

[@daneeanderson7773]

Julia's reaction to seeing Mero's kid was soooo cute

[@sfrussell999]

Danee Anderson she was sending desus some strong hints

[@awfultaco42069]

the fact that she didn’t know his name...

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

@@awfultaco42069 ...or she was trying not to say is name on air? Notice that they also blurred his face

[@awfultaco42069]

pajamagirl123 and then had a whole conversation about which Mero it was immediately after he left the room ?

[@nixthelatter]

Julia is friggen adorable

[@Deyeezus]

Y’all don’t understand, Latinos drink coffee from age 5 to death. My parents drink coffee right before they go to sleep.

[@TheOrlandoflboricua]

💯

[@karlarodriguez8210]

I legit remember my grandma giving me coffee with breakfast at like 4 years old lmao it’s a thing

[@Deyeezus]

Karla Rodriguez facts con pan dulce lol

[@DAVIDTORRESANI]

Coffee is gross. Lol drink tea.😉

[@teedew6274]

Salvador Robles my great grandma use to give me coffee in a soppy cup. Either that or warm sugar water!

[@toneriggz]

Desus was watching that little whimsical exchange between Mero and Mero Jr, thinking to himself "Yep, it's condoms and staircases for me" *Problematic Light*

[@thigsproductions]

😯😯😯 i can not believe you lol

[@kongming66]

Bruh 🤣 facts 😂😂😂

[@kparker905]

Staircases??? Do you mean because stairs can be dangerous for kids, or something else more problematic?

[@gabrielalmonte9973]

@@kparker905 nah that's the hood routine

[@XKL_ADT]

Nah, the light sound went off in my head when I read this 😂😂

[@MsJai_1]

Desus straight called them Effervescents....ole Alka-seltzer looking😆😆

[@dshepherd107]

Ms. Jai 😂

[@Neenerella333]

I kept hearing "Herbalessence" like the shampoo

[@ST-LEO]

@@Neenerella333 lmaoo I did too

[@4allicare]

my man sed "Irvingessents" 😆

[@duce185]

Lol man came in for coffee not juice? He got a business meeting somewhere

[@jeffreymartin3361]

duce185 thassa good joke. He did have that energy

[@aligaines8476]

@@jeffreymartin3361 Yeah, tearing ish up in the house... especially after that Bustelo... I take it back, he's probably used to it.

[@TheShawn2996]

As a Rican i knew what Cafe Bustelo was before Nesquick. Real ones know Bustelo could be a smugglers dream too

[@kongming66]

My pops brought his coworker & best friend to my godmother's and homie got introduced to that Loiceno style Bustelo. He copped the recipe, and my pops told me the next week at the office, all the Dominican janitors were walking up to him, cups in hand and arms extended, "like junkies looking for their fix."

[@Itsbobbbby]

Bricks!

[@timothysichone4109]

The BRAND is giving back to the community 💯

[@age-ben4910]

The brand is generous. . .

[@alonzosmith1843]

Who’s Ervinescence??😂🤔 Btw love when Mero’s son randomly comes into the clip with his face blurred lol.

[@netizenrealness]

Yerrvenescence 😂

[@MusicIslife-nn9gn]

“You can see the pink meat!” - Desus Nice 2020

[@loveramenlongtime]

SO funny how mero grilled his kid with those questions!! Real fun dad vibes

[@duure]

Ya mans really broke into the basement 😂

[@mariposamichelleable]

Little Mero like I need coffee. What lock? Too cute.

[@dollykitten239]

Latinos giving babies coffee 🇨🇺🇨🇺😭😍

[@matoscu]

😂😂😂😂

[@dollykitten239]

Tupac Shakur call me darling again and you’ll get decked

[@dollykitten239]

Tupac Shakur I’m smarter than you and my dad loves me, sorry

[@darrinnoble]

I dig the hell out of Mero being a fellow "I love you" Dad.

[@bokangmotopi9076]

Julia's voice when she saw Mero the 4th🤣🤣🤣

[@colemiller6529]

Julia: I got a new coffee maker! Desus: WHITE GOSS WHITE GOSS

[@Timmy2Dope]

Desus look like Nemo

[@chefgoyardee339]

😂😂

[@thigsproductions]

The shoes are the waaaaater

[@iyamom4]

I thought the same thing when first seeing him😊

[@Dkmo94]

@@thigsproductions shit you actually on to something 🤔

[@DsCompilations]

😂😂😂😂

[@jacobscustonart7799]

When Desus comment so spicy it makes your Jewish producer call for Jesus lmao...the brand is strong

[@DJZouain1]

When I moved to Orlando from Dominican Republic, my white friends were shocked that I was drinking coffee at 10. hahahahahahahah

[@bsimms583]

The way Desus aggressively said "busting it open and you can see the pink meat" bruhhh hahahhahah

[@AkumaUzamaki]

Julia has never been in a black household. I had like 5 aunts that had each of those pictures and maybe one with all 3 MLK, Malcolm and JFK or Bobby mostly JFK

[@maryandchild]

they said JFK jr, not JFK. i can guarantee your aunts didn't have picks of john-john on the wall!

[@jeffreymartin3361]

maryandchild I came to say that, but you already got it handled

[@roomclear]

Mero could not be any MORE stoned than he is right here.

[@argjent868]

Him and his son 💀

[@byrontorberts3274]

Rite ...he on 35.2% rite now

[@jacobthompson1682]

You dont listen to the audio art do you? I've never heard him so smacked.

[@rustzz8]

Desus has the professional equipment and Mero looks and sounds like he's doing the show on his laptop.

[@023Reaper]

rustyz8 lmao 😂 . Factsss

[@philippe7977]

Shout out to Mero 4. That literally happens to me in every Teams meeting I have.

[@oliverdyer9155]

“They’ve been drinking coffee since they were like 18 months old” so THATS why they’re stomping around every episode

[@TheDepthsoftheAbyss]

literally didnt pronounce "Evanescence" properly once LMAO

[@dtdtdtdtification]

the coffee's upstairs. i'm crying LMAO

[@dreamqueen317]

JFK, MLK, and White JESUS were on every black persons wall from 1960-1990.

[@poloboy6780]

Mero the dad I never had 🤣

[@MintyFresh799]

Mero obviously violated the quarantine cause he went deep into smacked city right before they started this one! 😂

[@reneehoward8936]

The Kid Mero was so lit I caught a contact and grabed some snacks now it's nap time

[@kparker905]

Oh, okay, that's what it was. I couldn't identify what was off about him but he seemed down and something was different

[@foxycinnamon7307]

That child is in a Knicks t-shirt? That's just wrong! Let him choose a team for himself...give the kid a chance.

[@bk-terminator3617]

Benevolent boys. Lmaoooo Yo comment on bhad babie being black now 😂

[@theplourde]

I love how the guys were genuinely interested in Julia’s new coffee maker.

[@brandalecarter9354]

Mero with the special guest.

[@MrKDollarSign]

Desus and Julia just need to come out and announce their relationship. Their sexual tension/chemistry is real

[@Jason-ux9dp]

Bro why they got little mans face blurred out like he got warrants Lmfaooo

[@tanvikejriwal1]

He probably doesn't want his kid's face on TV for privacy reasons.

[@jayakindude4808]

THE PINK MEAT LMFAO

[@willieb9171]

“We do things with burritos that taco bell did not not intended to have happen “. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dshepherd107]

Dark or “funeral parlor” humor is a great stress reliever. Keep it up my guys. Hot Topic rage.. right on😂. Trumpito: Just need to nuke them hurricanes & rake those forests people!

[@trevormercer2424]

Lol you know mero went off on the whole fam once the show was over

[@alonzosmith1843]

Mero asking his son if he’s high made my day. That’s hilarious. I love Desus & Mero. Their hilarious.😂🤣

[@jk22459]

"Oh! Ohh!! Hi....*forgets name*....little guy!"

[@MrLakers92]

Omg baby Mero 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@CAP416]

Mero with the wake and bake vibes.

[@TravisHouze]

1:56 of course Desus would know that about Julia lol

[@orleansartist6095]

I'm from New Orleans and we invented Cafe au Lait for kids. My little son loves strong coffee with cream and sugar.

[@kparker905]

We need to check in on Mero... He seems a little bit more pessimistic than usual or something. Maybe it's because he's definitely more of a people person than Desus, and this social distancing's is getting to him. I don't know, he was giving me old head vibes in part of this and it was off-putting

[@jujutaylor2186]

He seems sleepy or high lol. But he's home with 50-11 kids he's probably exhausted.

[@Isvvx]

Desus lookin like he can Quarantine for another year.. Mero look like he about to say fuck it & roll the dice.. my mans looks over it!!!

[@guavacheesecake1055]

Mero got the Fidel Castro beard ON DECK

[@caziis13]

Thats my favorite video....mero's kid is so cute

[@NotAlwaysWhatYouExpect]

Bruh, I love Julia's voice

[@jypsywith_a_jae7575]

Desus is up on the white goss! I'm impressed. Our respective parents would love us both. Let's just do this, Desus. It being the end of all things and shit. ......i take that back after he said "pink meat".

[@jeffreymartin3361]

Jypsy with_a_Jae was that just a subtle Lord of the Rings reference?

[@jypsywith_a_jae7575]

@@jeffreymartin3361 Absolutely ah🤟🏾ah🤟🏾ah🤟🏾...💫

[@ashleynhill3998]

I’m on Julia’s level, ☕️ I got a grinding situation going on with my new coffee maker... 💯

[@randomnessopy]

I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT THE PINK MEAT

[@p_ngaluafejr808]

I'm here to hear Julia talk.

[@LordSkella]

Same

[@jamesdean00]

JUST STOP your NOT Bodega Hive if your hear for Julia. GET uncle VICTOR instead

[@khaledhabibourrahmane7785]

Mero looks pale

[@oliverdyer9155]

he’s been down in that basement a while

[@blackdaria9075]

Haitians drinks coffee as well at an early age. Cafe Bustello with a side of Cassava or Haitian bread w/ peanut butter or just butter! Mmmmmm!

[@ragenaharris2648]

I have totally been buying better coffee in these trying times😁🖒

[@rachelc586]

Mero's kid asking for coffee 😂😂😂

[@Ana-dq7lw]

If you thumbs down this video, you’re a monster lol

[@ting280]

orange and blue, I see Desus out here repping the Knicks using levels

[@threeflames]

When Desus said N95 mask, my old ass fully was like YO THEY DID NOKIA N95 masks!! SMH

[@seanwilson8168]

The BRAND is GRACIOUS

[@LiveAmplifiedshow]

who is ervinessence?

[@2TrainWakefield]

Live & Amplified lol look it up

[@toneriggz]

Evanescence was a Rock band with a female lead. They had like one popular song and then sort of fell off.

[@jamie7958]

Right over both these guys heads ^ 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@BenJohnson0531]

It’s Irv Gotti’s unisex scents labels.

[@AceAwes0me]

IrvinEssence is Michael Irvin's shampoo line

[@ALL_CAPS_]

Yoooo shout out to Desus for the Bleach anime mention!!

[@ajt7899]

little mero 🥺

[@Divaxi]

Mero was so sweet w his Son. My eyes welled up a bit. #DRDad #LACaaim

[@goldblumlover3037]

BABY MERO COMING THRU WAS FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!!!

[@LuciusAugustusRex]

Her reaction to Desus's statement on OnlyFans is hilarious.

[@MsJai_1]

Lil Mero giving South Korean kid vibes! 🤣

[@ashleyathill1884]

Guys.... cannabis oil (coconut : my preference) into your coffee in the am. And add flavour for taste. :o)

[@charlestoncooper5265]

Mero talks to his kids exactly how you expect him to but also his kids face is blurred cuz he got warrants

[@Dkmo94]

Wouldn't be the Kid Mero's kid without one

[@KMaccTalks]

I definitely thought they meant Drake started making coffee makers now until I realized they were saying OXO and not OVO...it sounds stupid but Drake could be an innovator, he could be the first rapper with a coffee maker!!! Think about it...

[@markortiz126]

THE I FEEL LIKE ROASTING SHOW! Stupid

[@ThomasChurchill3]

Julia didn't get enough credit for that Cancelled/Netflix joke.

[@goodnplenty1873]

I literally stopped watching to find that Evanescence video.

[@nixthelatter]

You can see Mero texting his wife to keep the kids out of the basement after his kid leaves the room....I'm assuming that's what he was doing.

[@beatsbykana]

wow this ansel segment is so different now like a few weeks later lol

[@Itsbobbbby]

Bust it open and see the pink meat 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tairamcbride7536]

15:57 has me fucking CRYING Poor Julia was not ready

[@hanaj]

I was a JFK Jr. stan. I remember my ex roommate calling me the morning the story broke to check on me.

[@aligaines8476]

He was chill and down to earth.

[@autodidactic]

mero did you dye your beard, it looks darker

[@athenasilver5099]

I got 2 Bustelo kids at home too. Boricuas start our kids on café around 1 yr old.

[@goldytrill4700]

Bruh the way yall saved this after the baby interrupted was mad genius. I fw it!!!

[@somthingelsa]

Thanks to Desus & Mero for continuing providing so much quality content - gotta pitch in to give back!

[@rosiecorral1019]

Who cuts coffee is this cocaine 😂😂😂

[@kparker905]

I feel a little dumb. I'm too young to have seen 'Gigli' but I've heard of it a bunch of times and definitely didn't know it was pronounced that way

[@bluemcdaniel99]

Mero looks like he's going through it a bit. Hope he's doing ight.

[@enorris768]

Yeah, he going through Smack City

[@eddie341]

I put this on in the background while I’m doing random shit and it feels like I’m just bs’ing with some homies #quarantined

[@nixthelatter]

Desus' sweater is pretty sick!

[@rhaile92]

Love the blues!

[@Dbarnes702]

Bussin' it open til you see the pink meat!! i almost died at my desk. lmao

[@onyecheonobu]

....did julia’s brain short-circuit when she saw mero jr? what was all that?