Trump Proposes The Purge, Rambles Incoherently About Migrants at Meandering Rally: A Closer Look

[@LastBastion9999]

And yet....... IT'S STILL TOO CLOSE A RACE. WHY?!?!

[@Lauriej117]

Because there are millions of Americans that are as racist, ignorant and offensive as Trump and they support him. The US only has itself to blame for Trump. Disgusting.🇨🇦

[@lukestuhley1510]

Some People are idiots.

[@davidgre395]

gerrymandering, law changes and the electoral college, the popular vote will be against him, but the electoral college may be in stark contrast.

[@martin2289]

A lot of bogus right-wing polls, for one thing. It's a deliberate effort to make the race appear closer than it is, skew the "average" of all polls, and give Trump and excuse to claim he was winning when he tries to pull off another coup.

[@franken-pattern]

Better not be! No one sane can withstand this Apricot Ant1chr1st in the WH again! ​@@davidgre395

[@jdk5379]

Flies are drawn to bullshit-

[@captncoffee2056]

As well as actual 💩

[@ClauTo-oh5qu]

trump is beyond STUPID!

[@albertwjoell]

... and his diaper!

[@joanfrellburg4901]

They are also better looking than he is.

[@midknight]

30% of the country that are in his cult will accept anything he says as gospel truth

[@toychristopher]

So refreshing to hear SOMEONE in the media tell how crazy Trump is. So tired of New York Times and others sanewashing what he says.

[@concordetaekwondo]

Google is a search engine not an answer engine.. lol google Fact Check

[@rositasultana3958]

Seth Meyer to save our sanity 🎉Jon Stewart did a great job last night, too🎉

[@Owner-rk4mf]

It is simple. He wants to close the border

[@marcktomas]

​@Owner-rk4mf and yet he directed his Republican magats to kill the border bill so that he could dangle the meat in front of the jackals. So no, he doesn't actually want to close the border.

[@maryanneslater9675]

@@Owner-rk4mf Then why did he tell Republicans in congress to vote against the border bill, the one that would have hired hundreds more officers and made vetting more efficient? If the undocumented immigrants and asylum seekers are as dangerous as he claims, then Trump was hugely irresponsible to get his MAGA congress critters to vote down the bill, just so he could use the border as a scare tactic in his campaign. So he's either hugely irresponsible -- or a conniving liar.

[@reginavinson1512]

Oh my!! Poor man his mind is totally gone.

[@jalabi99]

He's not proposing _The Purge_ IRL. He's proposing _Krystallnacht._ Simple as that. This man isn't just mentally ill, he's seriously dangerous.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

Given what the the Purge is in the movies, it's basically the same thing. I am just terrified. Our death warrants are going to be signed by Trump

[@njdevilku1340]

(((Well he's already blaming us for his election loss.)))

[@Lauriej117]

Unfortunately, due to poor education system in the US, very few Americans know what a purge is or when, where and why Kristallnacht occurred. Trump appeals to so many Americans because he is a reflection of their lack of intelligence and integrity. 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@IWillSayMyPeace]

Yes, exactly. It's unbelievable, yet, it's happening.

[@Eighthplanetglass]

I came here to say this

[@RowinMarkov]

"Most people dont even know what a phone app is" This is the guy that a concerning number of americans think is a genius, im pretty sure he would actually qualify for some kind of assisted living program.

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

I'm a 65 year old nurse working at a large urban hospital in the US Midwest and tRump is a perfect candidate for our Alzheimer's and dementia clinic, there would definitely be an intervention involved! 😁

[@jessmunguia5283]

"These are intelligent immigrants" 😮

[@ileneragland369]

In an asylum! Maybe when he loses we can talk him into trying asylum! Just not the kind he's looking for!

[@whatdoIknow127]

He would definitely qualify for the dementia unit.

[@profipfuscher3229]

He ate a lot of them 'stable' genius bars...

[@HeadofSpectre]

35 days left until Election Day. Please, please, please make sure you’re registered to vote!

[@BMALB2023]

Already voted!!

[@nokomarie1963]

I am actually reminding people to check.

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

I’ve already checked mine ( Vote.gov) in Colorado & my mail in ballot will arrive at my house on October 11, 2024. 👏👏👏💙💙💙👍👍👍

[@nearthefarworld]

Vote for what? Genocide vs genocide on steroids?

[@ThrarmAnimation]

​@@nearthefarworld well if you're anti-genocide and that's the only issue that matters to you that's a tricky situation, but if you vote for one side then anyone who isn't a straight white cisgender rich man will have rights and protections revoked, and if you vote for the other, that wont happen, seems like a pretty easy choice overall, plus choice A i genocide on steroids, is that not worse than just regular genocide? of course both are bad but in a situation where one is far worse than the other, it wont feel good but it'll make a positive change overall, you must vote.

[@jeremytarling5164]

Listening to Trump is simultaneously hilarious and deeply chilling. The fact that anyone can listen to his drivel, and think that he holds the answers to America's problems is beyond worrying.

[@sydhardie9339]

Try listening to NEWSMAX for the TRUTH about TRUMP !...for a Pleasant CHANGE in your life !..because you seem to be Stuck in a FAKE MSMedia Rut !

[@Cliffton-h6o]

Thought about that last night, how ridiculously funny he is in his ignorance until you realize even more ridiculous unfunny people may put him in the White House.

[@einflieger]

Keep enjoying the incredibly high inflation and incredible rime rated that Biden/Harris have caused to this nation! Unfortunately Beta males like you always vote weak…….its how you’ve lived your life.

[@markgrile5124]

People who are blindly loyal to any political party disgrace themselves and they are always too stupid to listen to you. Do you own a mirror?

[@sharonhahn88]

I listen when I need a good laugh but still hoping he never wins in November!

[@ricksmith3922]

It's the Diapers... Those full ones really draw the Flies..

[@GoDawgs809]

that’s actually it

[@appelblossom4311]

Agreed! Mr. Trump wears diapers because he’s incontinent and definitely not competent!

[@darrnellnott07]

​@@GoDawgs809real men attract flies

[@lukecarey613]

Maybe.

[@billymorehead8196]

@@ricksmith3922 His depends holds the feed. He farts and the flys gather, it’s dinner time 😂

[@donaplaon3945]

"He has flies buzzing around him because all the words coming from his mouth are just crap!"

[@florencemiller7826]

That statement is 100% spot on

[@WhiskyCanuck]

I was thinking it was his dirty diapers.

[@sphires]

also diapers

[@charlesasmith7836]

His Depends too 😂🎉

[@Sexistnotracist]

@@donaplaon3945 try not to get to angry by what is burdened by what is unburdened.

[@Rosarium2007]

I remember when President Obama caught a fly in mid-air single-handedly in the middle of a network TV interview at the White House.

[@idek1433]

I think about it all the fuckin time 😅

[@jessmunguia5283]

Im gonna go find that now! 😂 Update: that was great, thank you!

[@mikep490]

Ah. True Pat Morita technique. Maybe Trump needs proper technique.

[@LyonsM]

Yes, take me back to the tragedy of a “tan suit”, Trump is waaaaaay past ridiculous. Lmao, Vote Blue!!

[@terrywagner1858]

Did he have a quick reaction? Every body laugh?

[@brap63ful]

Flies usually hang out where there's crap.

[@alexb141]

'i didnt know you had flies in Iowa' me:... oh dear god plz make the stupid stop

[@nanarose8537]

Whew.. LOSER45 said a whole lotta stupid in a few seconds. 🤦🤦

[@Mnil52]

He's not even close to finished yet, news of him will whining about losing the election will go on long after he loses

[@phaedrapage4217]

"Not usually, you must've brought one with you."

[@kmksmith1935]

Flies aren’t the only nasty pests we have in Iowa… we got an annoying republican presidential candidate buzzing around too…

[@mikebronicki8264]

MAGA: more chaos, more hate, more stupid.

[@OlafPijl]

Trump sounds like a little boy who is called to the front of the class to talk about this book he didn’t read.

[@roseeze166]

😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅That is so funny

[@TeeMacc725]

I can't unsee it now. 😂

[@rogers.5]

Like the Bible he tried to sell?

[@hulmad]

Like actually tho? How is his energy always book report on a book he didn't read?

[@sebbya8328]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhoU8]

Obviously the odor many speak of. Is true. The flies are drawn to him.

[@panckreous]

the best odor no one has odor like me

[@laustinspeiss]

… and subsequently, the MAGATS

[@lilfella7415]

Trump meant that he last took a shower two years ago, that's why the flies weren't buzzing around him back then

[@Yosatorn.Asavapatr.Naptvik]

Adam Kinzinger fact checked his body odor lol

[@lynelizabeth-kl9dp]

No one in the crowd seems to be swatting

[@TartRedFruit]

The fly thing reminds me so much of Ben Wyatt breaking down mid interview “I swear I keep seeing a bird in here”

[@MonkeyFace544]

The dementia is strong with old Donnie.

[@lonpfrb]

Send #45 to the Big House, not the White House 🇺🇲

[@larryborsa4396]

Good Lord America. This is a candidate? For President? I live in a one horse town and he couldn't get elected if he were the ONLY candidate. Wake up!!!

[@Lauriej117]

So true. Only in the US. So glad to be a Canadian, living in Canada.🙂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@martin2289]

Well, there are those towns one hears of from time to time that elect a dog to be Mayor. Trump is not really much different than that - for a lot of people he's just a middle-finger to everything in life they HATE.

[@franken-pattern]

Two thirds of Americans know he is a Narcissistic psychopath

[@Wicked_Knight]

​@@Lauriej117 Doesn't Canada have Justin Trudeau, who from what I've been told by friends from Canada, is nearly as bad I'm many ways?

[@notyourroad]

Not mine. Or anybody else's I know.

[@cherylmccloud8709]

Hi from Australia😊👋! Voting reduces the risk of unwanted presidencies!🌊🇺🇲🗽!

[@cherylmccloud8709]

Hopefully Nov 5th 2016 taught every sane & intelligent American there is no"morning after pill" Nov 6th.🗳!!! 🌊🌊🌊TSUNAMI❗

[@jameselder8567]

Clever😂😂😂😂

[@thieupham493]

Can you send your number one dancer to entertain him for a few weeks?

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree that 🍊 orange crazy Presidency 😂🎉

[@katoz9237]

🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@batsonelectronics]

I don't think Trump meant " Beach body", I think he said " Beached Body". You know the bloated carcasses that ends up on land ? Pretty sure that is what he meant.

[@jaknkee]

“Beached body” would explain the flies…🤔😉

[@batsonelectronics]

@@jaknkee his dirty diapers explain the flies.

[@JNJ1983]

We'll have to wait on his people to tell us what he meant tomorrow.

[@bwilly4503]

Maybe that's why the fly is there! (Either that or they need to change his diaper!) Lol!

[@cotus2408]

😀😂 ! ( 👍 )

[@kc46-s5i]

Trump is a man of few words. Unfortunately, he repeat the few words he knows many, many times.

[@mikelayton3810]

Koko learned to understand about 2,000 spoken English words, and she could communicate about 1,000 of them using hand signs . A gorilla with 3 times the words that trump can say..

[@thieupham493]

His audience isn't very smart, he has to do it so it sinks in.

[@christhompson3750]

Those are his beautiful Bigley words. 😂😂😂😂

[@glenncordova4027]

Bigly!

[@rositasultana3958]

Yuuuge!😂

[@opaladwyl]

Thank you to the lighting crew in Wisconsin for making trump’s hair purple 😂😂

[@anniehuckerby9281]

He used a hair rinse to make his hair blonde

[@kendrabarnes6873]

I was looking in the comments to see if someone could explain about his purple 🟣 hair so it was the lighting🤔

[@lindacornetti7890]

I was reminded of Mrs. Slocum on "Are You Being Served?"

[@queenofidlis]

Oh I RAN to comments looking for this! So inexplicable! 😮😮😮

[@lilianevanbel3123]

😂😂😂

[@paulnelson7525]

Grateful to be an American and not a Trump supporter.

[@Newt94]

Wild how the love it or leave it folks are supporting a man who can't help but dog the whole country at every opportunity.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

Grateful to be neither. * come on, you asked for that. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺

[@karinbarger9192]

@paulnelson I am grateful you are, too! 👍

[@Cool-Tina]

Grateful? Jealous? Something like that. 😝

[@kerrynicholls6683]

@@Cool-Tina Who's Jealous of what now? Being a Trump supporter? No, no one is jealous of that POS and his pathetic cult followers.

[@MichaelJordan-wo6rg]

Well, you know what flies like.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Talking about himself: "you have never seen a body so beautiful" and the crowd cheers. I think some of his supporters may have lost their perspective a little bit.

[@Rebelfire75]

No contact with reality .

[@SchoolforHackers]

Yup, vomit.

[@old_grey_cat]

They will say he was being funny. Antiphrasis does fit.

[@tlouiseallen9302]

“a little bit “ ? 😏

[@old_grey_cat]

@@tlouiseallen9302 Paraphrasis: rhetorical device, using words with one meaning where the audience is expected to see you mean the opposite. Like calling a redhead Bluey.

[@doubledouble4g379]

I wear a nametag to work, dispensing gasoline and unhealthy snacks, and have been doing so for many years. As my workplace is open quite late, I've had the opportunity to interact with a number of people under the influence of narcotics and/or suffering from mental illness. The paranoia, the obsession with bizarre conspiracies, the body language, the rambling, the mood swings - I have seen all of it before. My experience has led me to the conclusion that the Republican Candidate for President of the Unites States of America is very likely a drug addict. Personally, I would not trust an addict to watch my half-empty coffee, much less an Army, Navy, Air Force and Nuclear Launch Codes. I hope a majority of Americans feel the same way...

[@LeonBosset]

Agreed.

[@misspat7555]

I take stimulant meds for ADHD, and there’s a reason my doctor picks my dosage, not me… I’m guessing Donnie ups his dose whenever he feels like it… 😬

[@merry_christmas]

As a European and a licensed therapist in NPD, that man showed signs of raging and untreated narcissism the first time I ever heard of him. The more attention he's gotten, the worse it's gotten. It's incredible he's built such a following but at the same time, his cult is a textbook example of narcissist tales.

[@rowendacarter8790]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@jjbud3124]

@@merry_christmas You know how a woman will partner with the same kind of abusive man over and over again? It reminds me of Trump supporters. They are drawn to the wrong kind of person. My cousin decided she loves Trump. She also had two marriages to abusive men. She is also very religious as are most Trump followers. Makes you wonder.

[@Skyhawk1480]

Well thanks. The beach body thing will give me nightmares tonight. I need to purge my mind of this frightening image. :(

[@mikelayton3810]

On a scale of 1-10 trump is clearly a number 2💩💩

[@dicedrice7216]

I damn near threw up when I heard that.

[@darkangel4185]

Beach body? More like Night Terrors Demon!

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

"Think unsexy thoughts" Think unsexy thoughts" Think unsexy thoughts" Homer

[@Rebelfire75]

Beach Body Horror - the latest Halloween Movie about a has been reality tv star going to extremes to get attention.

[@calvinbaxter7151]

Night of broken glass

[@jeremybridge9296]

The purge is a movie, Kristallnacht really happened.

[@thieupham493]

Trump thinks Hannibal Lecter was a real person.

[@Rebelfire75]

Trump can't tell the difference between past and present or reality and fantasy .

[@Jcush21]

@@Rebelfire75 So he's living in a pasent rantasy then? 🙂

[@polcommwatcher]

@@Jcush21 lol

[@ixchelsmith3025]

yes, and your point is? People are making the analogy to the movie Purge, but it could very well be that Kristallnacht is the better example. Getting government permission to destroy businesses, beat and murder a certain group, etc. Word for word, this evil traitor is saying he will give permission to commit violence towards immigrants and take what they have, because remember, according to him, they are taking our livlihoods.

[@terriallen-miles9415]

1 rough day…like Jan. 6?

[@owenbridgers]

Bro started sounding like the Joker

[@utezahn3174]

Oh, but wasn’t Jan 6 just a peaceful tourist visit?

[@darrnellnott07]

And it was the police who got roughed up really bad

[@jemhoare2105]

Chef's kiss!

[@yesthatkarim9601]

my thoughts exactly. i thought “we already had your ‘one violent day,’ asshole, and we’re not going back for seconds.”

[@Punky_Brewster]

The flies are attracted to the smell of Trump’s decay.

[@eleniphotos]

LMAO

[@charlesasmith7836]

His diapers 🤢😂

[@JustForFun-mt9og]

"Trump sunbathing on the beach." Wouldn't the Environmentalists mistake him for *"a beached whale"?* 🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickwalsh2361]

Yes, but only at first. Even flies have limitations!

[@annetteeinker6756]

Those would be maggots (the larvae of flies). They show up on rotting flesh.

[@ManyfiresWoman]

Flies smell something rotting in the sun. 🥴 To quote Deadpool and N'Sync..."Bye, Bye, Bye.

[@stevenvarner9806]

Flies are attracted to 💩.

[@ClauTo-oh5qu]

Yes-trump is full of it-head. He is jealous of Joe Biden.

[@mr.v3061]

Immigrant flies!

[@DerekCarrMusicPhotographer]

Exactly

[@DJSalamander1]

Time for a diaper change

[@gilbertcanul996]

You beat me to it.😂👍🏼

[@05Matz]

So, he was openly advocating (without even using coded language) for police to perform some sort of coordinated extrajudicial purge of 'undesirables'? ...that's not funny, that's extremely worrying.

[@Ryuujinv01]

I mean it's exactly what the drug war was for and everyone got on board with that. "Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did." Hippies didn't lose a culture war, they lost a real one, that's why there is no left wing party.

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

🥃👴🏻 BA BOOOEY HOWARD STERN

[@VerySadPenguin]

No, the worrying part was all the people cheering about losing their rights.

[@91CBR86VFR]

Does…does he NOT realize that HE’S the greatest threat to humanity (never mind democracy) and would likely be the first one hunted down by these “police” so intent on purging undesirables? REALLY? Donny, read the room, dude.

[@darthheretic129]

@@VerySadPenguin Brownshirts

[@coolwindinmyhair...5094]

No words. Just seriously messed up that he's running for POTUS. SMDH

[@lynelizabeth-kl9dp]

The close up of his ear. Sure healed up perfectly. Gosh the people behind him look like they're counting down the minutes. Looking at phones, talking to each other or just looking like they're thinking about what's for dinner tonight, or what else they could be doing.

[@Waitingformarty]

​@@ydne I agree, it's very sad he got it in the first place in order to loose it 😂

[@LyonsM]

I’m with just SMH in disbelief.

[@cotus2408]

@@ydneThat is the happiest thing ! 👍

[@cotus2408]

@@lynelizabeth-kl9dpThey should just leave ! 😡

[@elilevine2410]

Thanks for another banger man😂😂😂

[@kumarnarayana5105]

A closed mouth catches no flies.

[@karmaalstad5588]

I name that fly, Mozart. 😎 👍 for knowing the reference and 💙💃🐈‍⬛💙.

[@thieupham493]

Trump wears a diaper so the flies will still come.

[@HeartOfTheEarth009]

He makes it sound less like The Purge and more like Kristallnach

[@DrWhom]

nacht. it is the same T as in night

[@lamontcranston3177]

"Project 2025" = Mein Kampf

[@waheedamohammed6989]

What the f*** is he talking about?!!!!

[@sarahgriffiths9750]

That was exactly my question as well

[@JoshRay-q2n]

I once played a drinking game where i listened to his speeches and downed a shot everytime i asked myself that out loud, im now a corpse

[@Owner-rk4mf]

He is talking about closing the border

[@meistermiller]

@@Owner-rk4mf the part about Hollywood actors, the part about letting police "be really rough", the part about the nice hat he once had, or the part about not realizing Ohio had flies? I mean, if you gleaned anything of worth or meaning from any of that, my apologies for the clear drumpf brainrot you're suffering from, friend!

[@ryanward7608]

​@@Owner-rk4mf😅😅lol why did he veto the bill then? He's a b.s con man peddling fear and hatred

[@RocLobo358]

That back away bzzz was funnier than it should be

[@sailaway3930]

Trumps beach body that's just a horrible vision.

[@douglasbillington8521]

Whales do wash up on beaches. That's the image. Drumpf with fins flopping around on the sand. Begging to be pushed back into his poisonous swamp water.

[@bradjones1630]

YES!!!!🤢🤢🤮

[@bettylynne7364]

Wtf dude, pure delusion

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

I think sometimes he is joking. I hope.

[@alexvaraderey]

We'd have to call in the International Whaling Commission

[@theodorejay1046]

It's the same Mike Pence fly returning 😁

[@charlesasmith7836]

🤭🎉

[@armie4172]

It’s the Pence’s fly’s grandkid 50 generations removed. 😅

[@greenpugcactus3143]

Larry!

[@nokomarie1963]

Pretty sure that was his joke. His fly, hating flies, no flies on him, a fly on Mike Pence in 2016. Wudda guy! Harris 2024.

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

That’s what I was thinking of ...Pence and his fly friend! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙

[@colinvandenberg3446]

It's funny until you realize what he's talking about. Trump was posturing about a "Night of Broken Glass" in America, and he certainly has enough followers crazy enough to make it happen.

[@user-gq3ip8kr5r]

Yes, he does. He's hiding behind his jokes. He's as crazy as a fox. Vote blue 💙

[@dariawilber2213]

You are on point 100%

[@obi-ron]

How many people in the US even recognise the reference? Trump's schtik has been following the NSWP playbook since 2016 and still many of his fans haven't figured out that he's just a new incarnation of what their grandpappies sacrificed themselves to protect them from.

[@raoulhubris]

In the thirties,they were called pogroms.

[@terri6854]

Wrong. Kristallnacht was nazis attacking stores and store owners. Trump is saying attack the actual criminals who are busting the stores.

[@loriethayermorse162]

Ok, THIS ONE is my favorite sign-off so far! 😅😅😅😅

[@DarmokAtTanagra]

Newsflash, when a pathological liar who embraces dictatorship talks about unleashing violence to "fix" crime, he's not really talking about actual crime and he's not really talking about one day. This isn't effing funny.

[@KTeach123]

Dr. Brule for president!

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Yep and yet his MAGAts seem to eat that sh!t up 💩 it's really quite insane, and scary 😵‍💫

[@Judycook-j8s]

Oh , trump says that the Democrats are driving the violence! OMG!

[@rosablume4346]

It‘s rather projecting, isn’t it? Believe them when they tell you who they are

[@JamesTulip]

Hey - Philippines gave it a shot. USA should follow the example of such advanced countries

[@trey54321GO]

5:18 Really half of America? Really? This guy? You think this guy should be the leader of the free world?

[@BBBarbarian-u5q]

Actually no, it's no more than a very loud, obnoxious 32-35%

[@trey54321GO]

@@BBBarbarian-u5q Here's hoping you're right.

[@thatjillgirl]

@@BBBarbarian-u5q Not even that. The last time he won, he lost the popular vote, and only about half of registered voters voted. Which means he had the support of a little less than 25% of registered voters. And that was before. He has lost support since then. He does not and never has had the support of the majority. The problem is the way that the weasels who support him have learned to game the system.

[@KarmaCadet]

"You've never seen a body so beautiful..." seriously? I can't believe this actually came out of his mouth.

[@leafyrox]

It would be funny if melania said those words. With a straight face.

[@SchoolforHackers]

*Vomit*

[@SofiaMelander]

He has really a different of "Beautiful". Makes me laugh so hard... 😂😂😂

[@KittyGrizGriz]

“Little bugs with microphones” 😂🤣😆

[@yesthatkarim9601]

@@KittyGrizGriz 🪰🎤

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Delusional isn't a strong enough word to describe Trump.

[@darthvirgin7157]

neither for his followers/cultists.

[@DailySource]

Bat sheet crazy.

[@Spider-Geek916]

He's literally demented.

[@tonymiller6847]

I think asshole is the correct term.

[@jackl4laughs]

​@@Spider-Geek916 Demented Don should be trending.

[@jeanneratterman4174]

How do you parody a person who IS a parody of himself - worse every day. 🤮

[@EH-lb3mf]

😄😄😄

[@comettamer]

That's part of why South Park decided to retire their parody of him. They can't do any better a parody of him than he's doing himself.

[@alisonwilson9749]

The thing is, how on this earth can his supporters support anyone so obviously off his trolley? It's just insane.

[@tomsonrk]

that easy. just let this person speak for himself.

[@robinlau40]

Put perfectly..he is a parody 💙💙💙👏

[@SherryEllesson]

"No muscle content...weak face...." said Donald looking in the mirror at last.

[@jinstinky501]

It's always projection with him. Always.

[@michaelbraum77]

But, he's the fittest president EVER! As Obama choked to death on a muffin when he read that! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@welcomestranger]

To be fair, when I replaced my VHS and piles of blank tapes with a tivo many years ago I too thought it was the best purchase I had ever made, but I rarely mention it to large crowds of people.

[@PugilPixels]

Trump's giving us the real soliloquies of our era. To swat, or not to swat? That is the question.

[@claudiamoore7929]

Now that is totally hilarious

[@nacarreira777]

Flies hang around dead things, smelly things. (Brain dead and a full diaper)

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

I don't think he could successfully swat that fly, no matter how many times he asks 🙃

[@dirac_dydx1830]

The fact that Trump's audience vocally laughs and cheers for him after his absolutely insane and unhinged rants is baffling to me. Are these people just completely brainless?

[@owenbridgers]

They’re at a Trump rally ofc their brainless

[@tompeters7486]

Of course they are!😅😂

[@mikejones-go8vz]

The people behind raise their banners on cue, there is probably a guy with an applause and laugh sign

[@Psullins1984]

No they aren’t. They are mostly rational people who have been spoon fed a reality that doesn’t actually exist.

[@jasonkara661]

Yes. Totally devoid of brain cells.

[@CatDaddyGuitar]

Yes, Trump thinks everywhere outside is the world of Mad Max.

[@Rebelfire75]

And the Purge.

[@cbl3628]

Great job, Seth. as usual.

[@randydeserranno5575]

"From rotting meat to fermenting fruit, it's safe to say flies are attracted to unpleasant smells"

[@amberturdcoloringbook1733]

No wonder Melania is far... far away!!! ✈🌴🌴

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

"Mr trump...is there anything that might attract flies to you?" "Well, DEPENDS!"

[@stevensuarez4843]

"Depends on what Mr. Trump?" 😂

[@dariovictor6409]

Saw what you did 😂.

[@jameselder8567]

Clever😂😂😂😂😂

[@terrywagner1858]

Just got it! Funny.

[@annewagner196]

Ba dum tsss 😂

[@gamepapa1211]

And not ONCE in those dozens of encounters with buzzing insects did Donald Trump go, "Hold on, maybe I'M the one attracting all these flies!"

[@DroppinDwarves]

It's so good to see your face and hear the news!! Thank you! Love from the WNC devastation zone🫶

[@JacobGood-t5s]

I prefer my presidents who don’t ramble like a five year old who got in trouble by their parents then asked what did you say and also flies are annoying when they buzzing around your food and even if the government was using flies as spies the news media would be on it but also saying you propose the purge on American people if he’s watched all the purge movies hope he understands a lot of Americans will be leaving the country even before it happens I know I would.

[@robinsutton4952]

I read what you did there!

[@concordetaekwondo]

Purge trump from all media forever.💯

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

0:50 Flies are attracted to manure.

[@shawnhill4779]

GEORGE COSTANZA: Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word “manure.” You know, it's, it's “nure,” which is good. and a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. I mean when you consider the other choices, “manure” is actually pretty refreshing.

[@angelabennett8245]

Thank you!

[@turonhayes1518]

@@shawnhill4779lol he’s my fav SEINFELD character!!!! 🤣🤣💙

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Trump needs to be changed.

[@Toywins]

The fact that he went to farm country and is surprised to see flies is BEYOND! 😂😭

[@rik80280]

A real rough day?? Sounds like Kristal Nacht.

[@terri6854]

Kristallnacht was nazis attacking stores and store owners. Trump is saying attack the actual criminals who are busting the stores.

[@judithbecker564]

He told a police association on Long Island in 2017? Don’t be gentle when putting arrestees in the patrol car.

[@lamontcranston3177]

"Project 2025" = Mein Kampf

[@JohannaLeigh]

@@rik80280 YUP.

[@tokyozombe]

Love the jump scares you put at the end of these

[@ruthslone2992]

We all know what draws flies 🫢💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@jordanhazelwood2546]

No Hollywood actor could play an unstoppable Mexican criminal? Did you forget that Javier Bardem won an Oscar doing that?

[@Jcush21]

And what about Danny Trejo's Machete. 😄

[@Ryuujinv01]

@@Jcush21 Isn't Danny very intentionally a very stoppable criminal? Like he requires that they get their comeuppance.

[@darrnellnott07]

Shhh..... Facts only make them angrier and more confused....

[@michaelbraum77]

Danny Trejo might have something to say about that!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelbraum77]

​@@Ryuujinv01But, he COULD play that role if it were written for him. That's the point!

[@jeffreycarman2185]

3:57 please! Trump sunbathe, play golf, *ANYTHING* but run for President. I’d be over the moon to never have to hear anything (no matter how funny) about Trump again.

[@jjbud3124]

He can't NOT run. He's running from prison.

[@RossTheBossTrotter]

HAHAHA, the Jump Scare at the end!!!!

[@irishgurl3078]

I can’t deal with Trump anymore! He’s completely insane! 🤦‍♀️

[@DarmokAtTanagra]

I'm fine with the jokes until it comes to the violence. He is a clown, but he's a dangerous clown, and he has every ability to follow through on killing a lot of people, he has a lot of deaths on his hands already. It still feels like people do not take his threat seriously even after the unbelievable damage he had done already.

[@SethTaylor]

Ok, I must be tripping or something. I've just started reading Stephen King's 'It', and word for word everything you just said describes both Trump and Pennywise to perfection. 😂

[@Sexistnotracist]

@@DarmokAtTanagra exactly. TDS. Now get real angry at me.

[@Sexistnotracist]

@@DarmokAtTanagra so he was president and everything was fine... I'm sorry what were you saying again?

[@drunclecookie216]

he has a lot of deaths on his hands already? um, we had the least amount of wars and armed conflicts in history while he was President... if you're talking about Covid that affected the entire world and was entirely China's fault. Hell Europe was harder hit than we were during the pandemic. In the rural areas in the US we basically ignored the lock down orders after a month and there were only 2 deaths in my area and one of them was in a locked down nursing home that our democrat governor sent covid patients to

[@AAZEDLARC]

1000% He's a stooge, a pathological narcissist/liar: and the fact that he was "elected" in the first place was incredibly dangerous. Beyond that, it's part of authoritarian rule that's spreading across the world and, sad to say, it's up to America to buck the trend. Vote blue b'c the ENTIRE WORLD is depending on us!!! Especially to the kids, we need to DO EET! love, your fun auntie

[@XxThunderflamexX]

The dude really believes that every thought that enters his head is an epiphany destined to revolutionize the world.

[@Rebelfire75]

Instead, his thoughts are just like the stuff that piles up in his diapers.

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree the man is really really weird strange and dangerous 🎉

[@leslielightsey6497]

The way he says, "We need a little muscle" makes my skin crawl!!

[@RealLukeWilson]

He shall be known as Beelzebub, the Lord of Flies

[@danielsteel3838]

The Flys 🪰 are there to REMIND HIM TIME TO CHANGE DIAPER 😂

[@lamontcranston3177]

His diaper wouldn't attract flies if he drank more bleach. Almost like a cleaning.

[@k9a102]

🇺🇸💙**Your vote is protected by the Constitution. 💙 *If you are eligible to vote but your eligibility is in question-DO NOT WALK AWAY- you have the right to ask for a **PROVISIONAL BALLOT.** 💙 *** No one HAS TO idolize the man and repeat his lies, hate, division, and disposing of our 250yr freedoms. 💙PUTTING COUNTRY FIRST & doing the right thing will never be the wrong thing. 💙🇺🇸

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

👴🏻🥃 BA BA BOOOEY HOWARD STERN

[@jcoopes5604]

Voting is a right, not a privilege! Check your registration and vote!

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@@jcoopes5604 AWW SHUT UP

[@DawsonBlais]

This is the best episode yet 😂

[@tazerwazerman]

Proud to say my vote will change American history for the better. The first woman President of the United States of America. WE ARE GETTING GREAT.

[@ryandeffley7652]

I can understand not liking Trump because his personality rubs some people the wrong way. But do you have any other reasons for voting for Kamala besides her being a woman? What did you like about her VP? What policies of hers do you support and why?

[@kathleenjeffrey8467]

Kamala at least speaks of how they will help families, firsttime home buyers, healthcare, the border deal will be signed into law, most importantly keep our democracy! All trump talks about is gibberish. Being the firat woman, biracial president is icing on the cake! Voting true blue! To the guy who also responded to you, study trumps project 2025!

[@ferox965]

​@@ryandeffley7652 Project 2025 lays it out perfectly. And yes, Trump has everything to do with it.

[@ryandeffley7652]

@ferox965 - Feel free to break down various points of 2025 since you're such an expert. I'm sure you've read all 900+ pages and can provide an indepth summary.

[@tazerwazerman]

@@ryandeffley7652 Trumps constant lies and name calling is something that is done on the playground when you are in Jr. High. Harris is for Federal legalization of Marijuana in turn creating millions in taxes for states and allowing families to be whole again.

[@jackya]

I'd like to make a complement to the graphics department on nailing the fly with the microphone. It looked real.

[@BlueTuesday-d1g]

Please, let's vote this messed up guy AWAY. Vote Blue!!!

[@poeticsilence047]

Missed the opportunity for a movie pun towards the end. "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"

[@KealohaHarrison]

I was about to say, he’s literally describing The Purge there

[@for-lc6rj]

and millions of wannabe Rittenhouses cannot wait for it

[@robingales6126]

That's terrifying

[@karmaalstad5588]

Kristallnacht 2.0

[@truthhurts3524]

Finally! The “beach body” portion of the election! 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@darthmal]

Flies are attracted to Carrion - (from Latin caro 'meat'), also known as a carcass, is the decaying flesh of dead animals.

[@lemur22715]

Hilarious episode, guys 🤣 well done 👍🏽

[@hughjorg4008]

In 2020, President Trump said, "Covid will just go away by itself overnight", meanwhile refrigerator trucks were used as morgues, and filled with body bags.🙄 Trump is *mentally chaotic* . I'm voting for KAMALA 💙

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

It’s amazing how people have forgotten

[@Cool-Tina]

That's what scares me. The final tolls were horrific. 😔

[@drfranks1158]

@@KeithJackson-ux7eh even though their whole stance is '4 years ago you were better off'. Suckers and losers, the whole lot of them.

[@AshleyVN]

Well I'm no fan of Trump, but he might have had something there...Pretty much the whole of Africa missed out on covid vaccines, and this is a place where Ebola can run wild, and it's not like people were dropping like flies was it? They had no PPE, no lockdowns, now self-isolation, no vaccines [or very little] and yet the same stats as everyone else...

[@Kiev-in-3-days]

Smart choice.

[@NewMessage]

In Donnie's defense.... He's shaped like a beanbag chair... and JD keeps talking about how 'hot' that is.

[@mammawlee]

😂😅🤣😁😅🙂🤩

[@concordetaekwondo]

Freak Party is what trumpy calls clan rallies 🤣

[@leafyrox]

Lolz

[@nannerz1994]

Don't offend bean bag chairs like that That's so disrespectful of you

[@markmac2206]

Trumps beanbag is on vances chin.

[@SuperPhilthyrich]

When Trump went into his "They're eating the dogs" rant during the debate, was anyone else slightly disappointed when he didn't bark "They're eating the PEOPLE! " and launch into a Soylent Green tirade?

[@renemorgan1997]

I know ! The monitors stopped him to soon … darn those Fact Checks got in the Way. 😂

[@SuperPhilthyrich]

@@renemorgan1997 I know I was leaning forward in my chair with a look of gleeful anticipation on my face. I think I even uttered the words “Here it comes” 🤣

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I still blame The Simpsons for that spoiler..

[@keithbrown6887]

@@lifewuzonceezr Old movies are better than present day tv.

[@terrywagner1858]

I was shocked, then I went into laughing mode. He was dead ass serious, and you could see straining in his face trying get the words out. Can you picture him barking?

[@marigeobrien]

In that rally featured today, you can tell it's a much smaller venue, maybe the size of a large auditorium with 1,500-2,000 seats. I've seen other clips from what I call the "bad dye job" rally and he discusses that, complaining that the reason the venue is so small is because the government won't give him more secret service. Yeah. Right. But, he claims, there are thousands of people outside, watching on monitors.... riiiight.

[@seraphonica]

the deep south is going to vote for a man who's afraid of flies? you're better than this, Texas. he came from the same place as that salsa you hate - NEW YORK CITY!

[@g.cosper]

Good callback ;)

[@dmc0015]

Texan here. We’re basically hostages at this point.

[@splendidcolors]

Why did he buy a golf resort in FLORIDA if he hates flies? Heck, Florida has flying cockroaches. That tops NYC too, theirs just crawl.

[@wieldwords]

Donnie, if you want the “flies” to stop bothering you, stop being made of pure, unadulterated BS.

[@Michael-b9c]

Couldn't possibly be a Full Diaper 😂

[@amberturdcoloringbook1733]

I feel sorry for the nurse who will be changing Trump's full diaper 😥🩲

[@babysnakesssss5923]

@@amberturdcoloringbook1733 no overtime, either

[@charlesasmith7836]

Ugh 🤢😂🎉

[@Praetor_Fenix420]

That is a real possibility

[@DelightfulStars-mq8dx]

Most definitely 😆

[@patriciaclements2727]

Thx selth!

[@NewMessage]

That fly is the same one who visited Pence in that debate... he has a message from Beelzebub... 'the campaign's doomed'.

[@mammawlee]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@andrewstevenson118]

Lord of the *Lies

[@angelabennett8245]

You beat me to it! Dang.

[@gamepapa1211]

8:51 check the couple at the bottom left corner of Trump. Pretty sure one's going, "What's he talking about now?" while the other goes, "Just roll with it, the camera's on."

[@ScorpDK]

"Looking like a beached whale" does not equal to "Having a beach body".

[@FlyRc23]

Floaters. He is swatting away floaters in his eyes.

[@CaroleBeaulieu]

This is so sick to call on a one day purge …. Some crazy people might take him to his word …. Can he stop his stupid actions

[@bec7080]

"sorry boss, can't come into work today the neighbors are going to purge today and I need to stay locked in today"

[@darrenrunning5415]

Seth, it's not you. I like 'A Closer Look', but I'm so tired of Trump and his incoherent rambling that I can't muster any enthusiasm to crack a smile or even a chuckle. I just want it to be over and for him and the rest of the MAGA Republicans to go awsy.

[@leafyrox]

Since I don't have a mute button on my phone, I turn the volume completely down as soon as his face shows on screen, which is way way way way too often. I'm so tired of that thing

[@LtJackboot]

So easily distracted. I wonder what happens if you jingle some keys in front of him?

[@illerredshirt1]

That made me l m a o.😂

[@johngraham-kn8uf]

He just fills the air with words. They dint have to make sense