Thanksgiving, $1 Pizza Prices, President Kamala Harris, Financial Cheating | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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DESUS & MERO

DESUS & MERO

2 жыл бұрын

Thanksgiving plans, dollar pizza prices are rising, Kamala Harris takes over as U.S. President for Joe Biden, and financial cheating in relationships.
#DESUSandMERO
#BodegaHive
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

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@antgal9467
@antgal9467 2 жыл бұрын
Mero turned into Joel on that rant. 😂
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 жыл бұрын
Heather been sippin on that Clooney tequila and gon' be waiting for Mero when he get home after this segment...
@aland7236
@aland7236 2 жыл бұрын
Desus was worried for how long his sofa would be hosting Mero.
@peachesandpoets
@peachesandpoets 2 жыл бұрын
Hope he doesn't get beaten
@TreyDoe
@TreyDoe 2 жыл бұрын
She gon put Judy on him
@Jaison96
@Jaison96 2 жыл бұрын
Haha!!!!
@raqueldeshow9678
@raqueldeshow9678 2 жыл бұрын
hahahaaa
@Justinrombough
@Justinrombough 2 жыл бұрын
Desus watching Mero complain about his wife made my week 😂😂
@Kxji
@Kxji 2 жыл бұрын
Desus was worried about Mero by the end of the video 🤣
@sorryman105
@sorryman105 2 жыл бұрын
Lord, everyone should be worried about Mero.
@Kxji
@Kxji 2 жыл бұрын
@@sorryman105 My guy was wylin on TV!
@SuecoSwiss
@SuecoSwiss 2 жыл бұрын
AS LONG AS MERO GETS HIS COLONOSCOPY WE CAN WORRY A BIT LESS.
@woodley91406
@woodley91406 2 жыл бұрын
Julia's laugh has become such an integral part of The Warmup.
@truestdude
@truestdude 2 жыл бұрын
It all comes together perfectly
@theqwndiva
@theqwndiva 2 жыл бұрын
TOTALLY! I live for her laugh!!!
@IjeomaThePlantMama
@IjeomaThePlantMama 2 жыл бұрын
I never want to hear anything else!
@Born2beSPRA
@Born2beSPRA 2 жыл бұрын
Desus wanted no smoke from heather
@jordachejordan90
@jordachejordan90 2 жыл бұрын
Or Judy
@shamirgrant
@shamirgrant 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordachejordan90 if you know you know. The brand is strong.
@Bo-zr5yu
@Bo-zr5yu 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordachejordan90 Cap 🤣
@Chigz10
@Chigz10 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordachejordan90 Facts Judy got shooters
@elizahhoward3923
@elizahhoward3923 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll always be here for meros relationship problems, problems I can’t relate too tho😅🙏
@frankleoneofficial
@frankleoneofficial 2 жыл бұрын
weird ass comment
@ifeelsuperhuman
@ifeelsuperhuman 2 жыл бұрын
DESUS has lived SO MANY LIVES!!!
@PolociousProductions
@PolociousProductions 8 ай бұрын
He is Jamaican after all
@pascalcalixte1583
@pascalcalixte1583 2 жыл бұрын
The zoom-in on Mero when they asked about his financial cheating 🤣🤣
@NotoriousSSV
@NotoriousSSV 2 жыл бұрын
Desus having a colonoscopy at 20 because his guts was hurting is wild.
@truestdude
@truestdude 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@twoodbeats
@twoodbeats 2 жыл бұрын
his guts bro
@iotatl
@iotatl 2 жыл бұрын
It was just Julio on 125th St that sold him a bad dust....
@nunurbiznis4749
@nunurbiznis4749 2 жыл бұрын
That apron idea sound kinda fire tho 🤣
@peachesandpoets
@peachesandpoets 2 жыл бұрын
Desus ain't trying to hear it from Heather so he just let his mans go on a tangent 😂
@dirkdar1
@dirkdar1 2 жыл бұрын
He ain't ever getting married after this.
@peachesandpoets
@peachesandpoets 2 жыл бұрын
@@dirkdar1 😂 for real he looked afraid
@ronniesnakehissiii9413
@ronniesnakehissiii9413 2 жыл бұрын
Damn! Joel had a lot weighing him down! Glad he was able to vent those last 2 minutes! Desus is me riding with ALL my married friends!
@ouzi9122
@ouzi9122 2 жыл бұрын
New Jersey doing a number on Mero, Desus looking like he ready to run 🤣🤣
@tinyelvisbkwd
@tinyelvisbkwd 2 жыл бұрын
Yo, I'm suffering through a wild toothache tonight, and I so needed this laugh. Big ups to the Brand for helping me feel better, if only for 11 minutes.
@candigirrl003
@candigirrl003 2 жыл бұрын
Feel better soon
@allmoneyin1370
@allmoneyin1370 2 жыл бұрын
Get some clove oil if u can't find anything else. That shit will numb it til u get to a dentist.
@shamirgrant
@shamirgrant 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing I really needed this laugh.
@jeremyblackwater439
@jeremyblackwater439 2 жыл бұрын
@@allmoneyin1370 is that right? I have a toothache that I can’t get fixed right now so I’m down to try anything
@allmoneyin1370
@allmoneyin1370 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyblackwater439 yea that shit might smell a lil funny n the weed smoke gonna have a hint of it but you get used to it.
@jujutaylor2186
@jujutaylor2186 2 жыл бұрын
Yo Desus left the homie hanging during Meros Shark Tank pitch. That made me laugh out loud for real
@MinutesFromVegas
@MinutesFromVegas 2 жыл бұрын
I feel for the kid Mero. We all had that awkward " honey it wasn't THAT much" moment.
@KellyMitchellDesigns
@KellyMitchellDesigns 2 жыл бұрын
Mero The Husband would be funnier than King of Queens! 🤣🤣🤣
@TheBluePhenom
@TheBluePhenom 2 жыл бұрын
Mero gonna have to hide out in the Bronx for a few days once Heather sees this 🤣🤣🤣
@CAxALLDAY
@CAxALLDAY 2 жыл бұрын
bros TIGHT bout them aprons hahahah
@CooleyT8TimPrewitt
@CooleyT8TimPrewitt 2 жыл бұрын
Reach up, reach around 😂
@Moody1111Scorpio
@Moody1111Scorpio 2 жыл бұрын
Never been this early, or hungry for the art......
@heiseili9279
@heiseili9279 2 жыл бұрын
Desus is just letting him bury himself lmao
@slickdawg4634
@slickdawg4634 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m fighting for my life!” 💀💀💀
@jaymac7349
@jaymac7349 2 жыл бұрын
That last segment touched a nerve with Mero 😂🤣
@eatyourveggies_
@eatyourveggies_ 2 жыл бұрын
Siblings and I hid how much we got paid from our mother so we could have pocket money, think I haven't lied about expenses to someone I haven't had a child with? Those stats are ill imformed.
@starchiiiiild
@starchiiiiild 2 жыл бұрын
It's been ages since that Meronoscopy episode and Mero still hasnt gone lmao
@paulgladstoneboonpushparaj9420
@paulgladstoneboonpushparaj9420 2 жыл бұрын
Desus knows what’s about to happen at the mero house towards the end… Happy Thanksgiving y’all!!!
@jbmp1390
@jbmp1390 2 жыл бұрын
An electric Hummer might be the biggest oxymoron I've ever been aware of.
@Bo-zr5yu
@Bo-zr5yu 2 жыл бұрын
That's him telling America he didn't win. Drive it like you stole it!
@marisgoldenhour6212
@marisgoldenhour6212 2 жыл бұрын
😬 Mero's now gonna have to blink twice at the camera from time to time to let us know he's okay.
@candigirrl003
@candigirrl003 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 2 жыл бұрын
"Reach up, reach around" 😂😂😂
@summerlavey6091
@summerlavey6091 2 жыл бұрын
Julia's laugh at 3:05 hahahah
@dirkdar1
@dirkdar1 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone that knows, understands Mero's pain. I for real felt that. Desus is just sitting there thinking "This is why I'm never getting married".
@SuecoSwiss
@SuecoSwiss 2 жыл бұрын
DAMN SON! This is the best warmup I’ve ever seen. Mero on fucking fire 🔥🔥🔥 Desus can’t stop laughing. After school special, the more you know 🌈.
@thefateofchos850
@thefateofchos850 2 жыл бұрын
Use this show to fight my depression.
@My2cents.
@My2cents. 2 жыл бұрын
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates..🎈
@hunterklugh5067
@hunterklugh5067 2 жыл бұрын
after seeing this shit multiple times I still don’t care
@evan8654
@evan8654 2 жыл бұрын
@@hunterklugh5067 lol
@ryanhoptop2378
@ryanhoptop2378 2 жыл бұрын
Needed this to end the weekend. Appreciate yall and let's go knicks! Knicks vs Lakers tuesday who's coming through? YERRR!!
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 жыл бұрын
As a Lakers fan, if you don't beat our asses, y'all bunz. This team is trash. Bron probably gonna be suspended...only thing that might save us is Melo goin' all the way off back home.
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, my first girlfriend said, "Already?"
@kriskenard
@kriskenard 2 жыл бұрын
I'm thankful for the bodega hive
@BeamCity
@BeamCity 2 жыл бұрын
Prayers for my man Mero. Son going thru it
@nopomegranates
@nopomegranates 2 жыл бұрын
desus' "yooooo" at 10:33 i'm dead
@heiseili9279
@heiseili9279 2 жыл бұрын
10:10 when that anesthesia kicked in.
@mxamboii1983
@mxamboii1983 2 жыл бұрын
10:20 and on, 🤣 shit got real
@charro028
@charro028 2 жыл бұрын
Joél on here telling all Heather business!
@danamorey2422
@danamorey2422 2 жыл бұрын
Im fighting for my life… I cackled
@raqueldeshow9678
@raqueldeshow9678 2 жыл бұрын
"FLAG DAY" 🤣
@melaniamedici9900
@melaniamedici9900 2 жыл бұрын
Yooooo Chicago bodega hive
@jcam5064
@jcam5064 2 жыл бұрын
I so badly want to share my colonoscopy experience with the sucio boys lmao I went under with sucio thoughts, and embarrassed 3 of 4 doctors in a hilarious way.
@monisolaelliott9346
@monisolaelliott9346 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t breathe!😂I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard! The president part was too much😂
@X2_DACA
@X2_DACA 2 жыл бұрын
Desus just sat back, and watched Mero dig his own grave at the end 😅
@travino
@travino 2 жыл бұрын
That E Hummer is faster than the Tesla truck.
@miggywidit
@miggywidit 2 жыл бұрын
I"M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE!!! samesies
@CheechElMexicano
@CheechElMexicano 2 жыл бұрын
The brand stay keeping it real.... $900 on weed tho is cheap if he got half pound of dank
@rafaellopezjr473
@rafaellopezjr473 2 жыл бұрын
All he got was 2 zips, I could’ve got him a half pound of some purple gelato for that much
@charlesboyette2268
@charlesboyette2268 2 жыл бұрын
He said 2 ounces. Half a pound is 8 ounces genius. Good try
@CheechElMexicano
@CheechElMexicano 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't say how much, I'm pretty sure he said a few ounces... Possibly a qp
@margaritakmp
@margaritakmp 2 жыл бұрын
@@CheechElMexicano 9:39 he says "a couple ounces"
@CheechElMexicano
@CheechElMexicano 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I guess we will won't know til he drops the beans about it 🤣 might spark up the apron rant again
@GSTATPRO
@GSTATPRO 2 жыл бұрын
My man Mero paying 900 for 2 ounces of trees is wild! NY got me fucked up with that pricing. I'm in AZ and I can still get a ounce for 100 and super gas maybe 150.
@amandarobinson3337
@amandarobinson3337 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't literally mean 2 ounces
@Prederick
@Prederick 2 жыл бұрын
That slow zoom was unnecessary. And also VERY necessary. XD
@beardgangman
@beardgangman 2 жыл бұрын
🗣Yerrrrrrr
@ronniecarter9688
@ronniecarter9688 2 жыл бұрын
That survey should be like 84%.. 😝
@oscarh2744
@oscarh2744 2 жыл бұрын
Kamala reminds me of the lady from the boondocks BET episode 😂 😂
@dipperdandy
@dipperdandy 2 жыл бұрын
That chalk board apron .... actually isn't a bad idea. I'd buy one.
@clothsafe9778
@clothsafe9778 2 жыл бұрын
You wildin Mero. Who doesn't put garlic powder on there 🍕
@mecca6801
@mecca6801 2 жыл бұрын
dollar tree went up too! lol
@SCSilk
@SCSilk 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the story of queen lizzy driving her land rover around her estate with a middle eastern diplomat.
@Stardust414
@Stardust414 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Joe your Uber 🤣
@MSHNKTRL
@MSHNKTRL 2 жыл бұрын
*I'd love to see a tiktok of Joe Biden drifting donuts in a Hummer!* WHAT NOW, CORN POP???!!
@jessannreece5672
@jessannreece5672 2 жыл бұрын
I need details on Mero's jacket. Shit is FIRE sir.
@robbielewis8559
@robbielewis8559 2 жыл бұрын
PROTECT MERO's IDEA SHIIIIT GET ON IT 10:34
@kutafutashikami5548
@kutafutashikami5548 2 жыл бұрын
I can hear that feedback loop
@rafaeashraf605
@rafaeashraf605 2 жыл бұрын
mero got it rough
@andrewotte5485
@andrewotte5485 2 жыл бұрын
A couple ounces of pot for $900?? That's insane.
@bigyeah7473
@bigyeah7473 2 жыл бұрын
purrrr telfar shirt on Mero
@allgemini05
@allgemini05 2 жыл бұрын
Mero sounds like he’s loosing/lost his voice and I’m here for it…. Ok zaddy 😬
@JeanPaulBeaubier
@JeanPaulBeaubier 2 жыл бұрын
distracted by how cozy mero's jacket looks 👀 where can i buy that
@Makumbi
@Makumbi 2 жыл бұрын
Desus, it's bad boys for life not bad boys till wife.
@lilflipper6752
@lilflipper6752 2 жыл бұрын
The knicks ain't sh*t! Love yall
@Wolves_FF
@Wolves_FF 2 жыл бұрын
Y'all gonna get Mero beat 😭
@citythink
@citythink 2 жыл бұрын
Joe B has a 63 Stingray. The Man likes his speed.
@candigirrl003
@candigirrl003 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Joe your uber , lmao
@Futuristbillpicone
@Futuristbillpicone 2 жыл бұрын
My wife also Mero 😆
@MsJai_1
@MsJai_1 2 жыл бұрын
Am I tripping, or is Mero's voice changing? 🤔
@aland7236
@aland7236 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, I heard it too. Sounds like he had a cold.
@wihe2079
@wihe2079 2 жыл бұрын
4 kids, covid, low immune sys from smoking, all of the above 🤔😜💀
@MsJai_1
@MsJai_1 2 жыл бұрын
@@aland7236 Okay. I thought my eardrums were wrong.
@MsJai_1
@MsJai_1 2 жыл бұрын
@@wihe2079 🤣 That'll do it.
@AnimeProfilePicture
@AnimeProfilePicture 2 жыл бұрын
@@wihe2079 weight gain too
@coolocelot
@coolocelot 2 жыл бұрын
I know Hilary was shaking with anger for a very short period of time
@Elmerphant
@Elmerphant 2 жыл бұрын
Mero tell us how you really feel lol.
@comradebrucewayne2607
@comradebrucewayne2607 2 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHHHHH
@MilwaukeeMisfit909
@MilwaukeeMisfit909 2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for a healthy colon.
@nimrxdviziontv5506
@nimrxdviziontv5506 2 жыл бұрын
Joe Biren wild'n!
@melojordans23
@melojordans23 2 жыл бұрын
900 for 2oz. Damn
@OutWestC
@OutWestC 2 жыл бұрын
Dis nigga Mero in Trouble yo !! 🤣🤣
@jmmjmedia
@jmmjmedia 2 жыл бұрын
💪
@theSuperviLLain_est
@theSuperviLLain_est 2 жыл бұрын
Zero dislikes as of writing this I don’t get why people take the time to dislike it lol and what the reason was hahaha
@nectarshrub
@nectarshrub 2 жыл бұрын
KZbin hid dislikes.
@teddybearington3
@teddybearington3 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂🤭🤭💕💕💕🙈🙈
@BVTMVN007
@BVTMVN007 2 жыл бұрын
The brand is around “global”
@robbielewis8559
@robbielewis8559 2 жыл бұрын
this nigga Desus is woke with that question 9:31
@susiedupuy9532
@susiedupuy9532 2 жыл бұрын
Mero is gonna be in the basement for a while.
@austinhubbard96
@austinhubbard96 2 жыл бұрын
damn mero getting finnessed by plug or got taxxed heavy by the dispensary. thats way too much for weed these days.
@ToluRobertson
@ToluRobertson 2 жыл бұрын
What you wanna say to Joe Byron?
@chicoblanco3423
@chicoblanco3423 2 жыл бұрын
You hop in the back of Joe's car you ain't ever being seen again
@seraphindavid1898
@seraphindavid1898 2 жыл бұрын
Mero really threw Heather under the bus in the thanksgiving special.
@ElysiumQC
@ElysiumQC 2 жыл бұрын
Joel's marriage has ended
@iotatl
@iotatl 2 жыл бұрын
Mero had to get that shit of his chest....
@jordachejordan90
@jordachejordan90 2 жыл бұрын
Soon as Mero did the ll cool j lick lip i knew that nigga was (uncle ruckus voice) Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
@emeraldkaysgarden
@emeraldkaysgarden 2 жыл бұрын
Let's Go Brandon!
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