Scottie Pippen vs. Kevin Durant, Tour de France Crash & Sex Doll Drowning | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Scottie Pippen is talking spicy in the latest issue of GQ Magazine, chaos reigns at the Tour de France, and a sex doll is mistaken for a drowning victim in Japan.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

That Tour de France PSA was basically the best ad they've ever had for me to watch the Tour de France.

[@TSTypeR]

As a cycling fan, those fans are the fucking worse. They endanger the riders for their own ego, which is especially bad when a crash like that can end someone's career or life. It's the worse thing to see as a fan watching on TV. For the sport itself though, it's a fun sport that is equal part sadomasochism and soap opera. It's full of team drama and there is a lot of romanticism in the journey of the race. Is the racing exciting always, no! If you think there's a lot of vamping in baseball, imagine a 250km bike race over 6 goddamn hours. But like baseball, when it hits. Oh my god, is it fantastic. To be a cycling fan, you really need to appreciate what those monsters are able to do on a daily basis.

[@jbaby8255]

@@TSTypeR you description has now peaked my interest even more on TDF ! Whenever I’m able to catch it on tv I’ll watch about 30 minutes of it just to see the beautiful landscape of the country side of France. Now I’m going to now watch it for longer periods! Thx

[@TSTypeR]

@@jbaby8255 honestly if you want to get into cyclist, I don’t think the TDF is a good entry point. Maybe the first two stage is a bit different. Try checking if you can watch last year UCI Cyclocross World Championship to see Wout Van Aert and Mathieu Van Der Poel duking it out. Literally the Ali v Frazier of cyclin, two all time greats duking it out. Or if you don’t have one hour twenty go check out EF Pro Cycling going racing series. Anything to do with Lachlan Morton or the Tour of Flanders episode is fantastic

[@arthurb5194]

@@TSTypeR Wout Van Aert and Van Der Poel?????? Yall only have gourmet white people riding in this. Just playing I've always respected cycling

[@Lovlee33161]

Deadass

[@dereklagrandwalker]

i lost my dad in 2019, my grandma in 2020.and my mom last tuesday - this show is the only thing that makes me laugh - thank you boys

[@arabchristraeger]

my heart goes out to you. my condolences to you and your family. you are strong.

[@makedramccan]

Dammm..I cannot imagine what you going through ..I pray that your strength and mercy and spirit ..

[@violetedge83]

When Mero saw the dog get run over 😂😂😂😂

[@johntownsend7344]

“Whatever dogs survive are up for adoption” Dark Desus has returned!!!🙅🏻‍♂️

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

No hesitantion!!!

[@tombstonejones9581]

@@debbiedoodiedandi you combined hesitation and destination. I'm not sure wether or not I should roast you or be impressed.

[@fredyllanos8972]

@@tombstonejones9581 He meant what he said? 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@Kimmy_Beee]

🎶Dark Desus, Dark....Dark Desus🎶 LOL

[@clothsafe9778]

That dog had it comin. It's real out here. #protectyaneck

[@KennyGiron94]

Bert Kreischer wildin in France 😂😂

[@xxCD7xx]

Serbia... France ... same thing

[@theplourde]

Did you know he was a member of the a Russian mob? Lol

[@LeaveAhNah]

all the mommies squeal

[@Beygent]

First it was the vuvuzelas, now this 😭

[@christophermichael5764]

"Trini makes better curry" lmao

[@herFLYness79]

Scottie looking like an upscale big and tall catalog model.

[@jjkeim7374]

Cuz he is big an tall

[@Neenerella333]

🤣🤣🤣How dare you.

[@devilsadvcte55]

@@Neenerella333 PM y

[@brockalbert5111]

"Raps, and Things of That Nature" is a dope album title.

[@sincereone5088]

New album title from A Tribe Called Quest…

[@norm-fy5mo]

Something J Cole would come up

[@chillsillego9599]

Puts me in the mind of Stunts, Blunts and Hip-Hop- Diamond D

[@riversider2506]

Nah , that's a fire album title FrFr 💯

[@jshaft807]

Sounds like something from Devin The Dude

[@SCSilk]

Fun fact: defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.

[@polocos8788]

I'm gonna add that to my repertoire and just use it incorrectly lol

[@Amaraaa23]

So then, dejazzination is the act of throwing someone out of a door.

[@mgvortex66]

My favorite fact I ever learn and it has been useful since 9th grade

[@YashRamisetty]

@@Amaraaa23 is this from fresh prince?

[@Amaraaa23]

@@YashRamisetty lol yeah I’m so silly

[@TheMikeEwick]

I keep expecting the “problematic light” to come on! Hahaha

[@phisiks]

that bicycle accident looked like a police car pile-up from the blues brothers movies

[@enzov9772]

I like how the outtro showed the logo visually but D&M kept joking in the voiceover

[@shpeftopolis]

Shout out to OKJulia for the epic sports goss tonight

[@youngguru8674]

I’m disappointed y’all didn’t put the sonic rings on the dog

[@suspence5832]

Yo Viceland would've had that on Deck

[@IndomitableAde]

Oh, man, that would've been the icing on the cake.

[@FamilyRoyalty]

Or any of the bikers

[@oolafoolafensen4962]

mighta been a showtime call

[@polocos8788]

Why Scottie Pippen looking like he got that high end perico for the low

[@JoseJoseC626]

All the tour de France taught me was a whole generation skipped putting a baseball card on their bikes.

[@rontam06]

We used quarter waters(25 cent hood juice 🧃) or soda cans if we didn't have cards 🃏 🤣😆

[@Shin-Blade]

If what they call "spilling tea," then Scottie is dropping matcha! 🤣

[@beachypeacefulvibes8599]

Scottie Pippen is the 2021 version of Quincy Jones... stop it gossip girl!

[@jordachejordan90]

Did Desus say Bill Simmons!? The disrespect.

[@CC-jw8cj]

😭😭🤣

[@xxCD7xx]

Probably has a better TS%

[@djchayan]

Desus & Mero go to Japan. Do it!

[@jalapenohiway]

Desus: "Oh. Yea. I was illegally dumping in her before..." Mero: "Yeaaaaaaa..." 😆😂😂🤣🤣😭😭 Lmao! Yooo W T F !

[@hinazuke]

The dog from duck hunt was a mad deep cut Nintendo reference tho…

[@lolohernandez4724]

Desus was on point in this one 🤣😅 my boi going dark bringing back the Vice Energy. 😈

[@sincereone5088]

What’s up with Meros small hat? He looks like a grown Dominican Dennis the menace!

[@rontam06]

🗣️Ohhhhh Señorrrrrrr Wilsonnnnnn 😆

[@riversider2506]

Lmaooooo 😂 💀 😭

[@allgemini05]

Bruh… the TDF looks wild!!

[@afterhourglo4834]

Kd not even mad hoop more about not having Scottie’s hair😭

[@lolohernandez4724]

" the game was better before they let the homosexuals in." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they did Dwight Howard's dirty.

[@havok5538]

You were on top of your game

[@dragorocky]

MG! I never seen Mero react so hysterically! I I almost shit myself watching him go fkn nuts watching that dog get flattened. And his buildup to that moment was perfect. Y’all doing the mostttttt !!😂😂😂😂

[@niknitro419]

"Trini makes better curry" is hilarious

[@denisejohnson7965]

White guys through Windows.... Name of my first book

[@kionnakelly2918]

I'd read it 🤣

[@housseinabdillahi6952]

Barkley used to do that back in late 80's, early 90's! He didn't give an F.

[@smashboogietheilladelic5740]

He got free time huh! Great segment

[@oktyrant8953]

Trinis have curry, Yardies have jerk. Story done

[@techmic2854]

☝🏾

[@traceypee8047]

Best curry goat I ever had was Jamaican. Trinis got the bully beef on smash tho

[@acutierolls]

NOT MERO W THE YIDDISH ZAFTIG LMAOOO shouts to heather lol

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Mero with the peeno deep cut lmao.

[@ritab5153]

"You're gonna be a part of my world." Thank you, Jules!!!

[@foxycinnamon7307]

I've seen crashes at the TDF on ESPN, but that was some craziness.

[@seakc87]

Yo these two been on one this week! Between the new audio art and the TDF segment, they wildin!

[@adamparlett8257]

"You're gonna be part of my world." 😅😅😅

[@4biz]

LOVE YALL BODEGA BOYS

[@rontam06]

Real Raps and Hippity Hops 💯 🎤🤣😆... -Scottie P 🏀

[@HappyEarhole]

Y'all are both growing in them Letterman beards. Props.

[@darylcarr8283]

Japan ain't ready (seriously; they're barely ready for the Olympics post-COVID). Gonna find y'all in a Shinjuku back alley doing guest cameos in bukkake p-no's...

[@kongming66]

😧 Bruh

[@jpsinister01]

I was working at a club in Orlando checking IDs when I saw all the cops sprint down the alley to the bar when Barkley threw that dude out the window lol good times

[@peachesandpoets]

"this is my fault" 😂

[@dumezwenilawrencencube5735]

Trini makes better curry is the foulest statement I've ever heard...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zackconley5642]

I like that KDs whole comeback was from The Last Dance doc

[@MotterPotter]

Future really fucked Pippen up.

[@Kimmy_Beee]

We need more Bodega Toons, you ball bags!!!😛 LOL

[@kionnakelly2918]

Ik. My guts been hurtin!

[@Kimmy_Beee]

@@kionnakelly2918 that’s right! Put that shit right in my fuckin veins bro *Michael Anthony voice*😂 LOL

[@estela.z]

Love this

[@ASDMarauder007]

Idk how I feel about making the same "illegal dumping" joke that Desus made

[@ichiban-iq7wt]

born in raised Houstonian, yea chuck was fat when he came to rockets

[@dashwave2610]

*Big rick fox energy* lmao

[@ZacharyJohnG]

Yo, I’ve lived in Japan 8 years, would love to show the most brolic brand in tv around 💪

[@fakebrainclub]

Mero really said "zaftig" like it was no big deal

[@xarkhamjokerx]

Loving having the visual art 🎨back YKTFV #bodegaboys #bodegahive the brand is 100💪🏿

[@jagsfan6988]

Been a minute since I heard yall

[@bridgetbonds5169]

They are so amazing and hilarious

[@MK-we9sw]

Pleased by the vuvuzela reference 😂

[@mariacarmelvalendez4687]

Not rubenesque and zoftig 🤣🤣🤣

[@bridgetbonds5169]

When I saw the Tour de France bike race crashed wow that was so wild

[@AnotherGenericUsername]

Gang gang!!!!

[@Hotpocket20]

They getting better

[@MrTonio510]

Desus’s hoodie strings are giving me big trump long ass tie vibes 😂😂

[@rontam06]

Look at Dj Effin 🎤 9:38 with the 🧢 TDF 🚲 🤣

[@Heightz1734]

I need that hat Desus got on

[@ayeoner]

"first it was the vuvuzelas..." 😂 😂 😂

[@defconlawless]

Bill Simmons 😂

[@yasisoufi]

Where is the washable toilet paper? It was in the show and I got stitches over their comments! Wash em on Lava heat Mero said! 🤣

[@SuperRobertoClemente]

That Tour de France bit was fucking hilarious!

[@tastemyhammer2757]

I'm watching the T.D.F. for now on.

[@alienkid]

Yurrrrr

[@nlsnpgr1]

They should do a taping in Japan !!

[@chriskeough6778]

"I was in Scottie Pippen's wedding" - Tracy Jordan

[@therevolutionaryeseibiothe9269]

That's that dude from vampires in the bronx movie..

[@Twinklestar932]

Big dad energy

[@fuegococoa]

Scottie Pippen got a lot of nerve getting on TV and talking about sports after Future & Beasley cracked his wife

[@Treize132]

Larsa was always loose and Scottie married her anyway . Hard to feel bad for anyone in this situation

[@christopherfortson-linton4721]

"Bill Simmons" 0:55

[@theplourde]

I’d pay good money to hear these two sports cast a Tour de France event. No 🧢

[@martinvera5962]

Wow big Rick Fox energy.

[@GarbageMemesTBH]

0:59 “Bill Simmons”? Hello?

[@WhoThis558]

He said bill simmons instead of Ben Simmons

[@biggmonie]

Damn these NBA players got time today!!🤣 They were wild back in the day! When old people discover social over Querentine vibes!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@afuahasante]

I wish they did a whole police auction skit in full costume.

[@xxCD7xx]

The Machine got a shoutout

[@TeddyBremmer]

Burnt Chrysler👍🏿The brand needs to be on 2B1C and is brolic.

[@kingzeros3963]

That would be an insane episode haha

[@fatmunch6318]

Bigger crossover than endgame

[@KylaAolani]

He work at TD Bank he know about basketball 😭😭😭😭

[@denisejohnson7965]

Yurrrrrrrrrrrr

[@brockalbert5111]

Bill Simmons? Lol

[@miker.9138]

Scottie makes time to talk trash by never stopping to leave a tip.

[@techmic2854]

Yuuuuuuuur

[@ThrashPolice]

big rick fox energy

[@raimywinter2309]

🤘🏻🎨🤘🏻

[@40yearoldman]

Jamaican hate crime. 🤣

[@maxichamberlain1021]

No tippin Pippen. Real PoS

[@nelsonsmith3654]

Every Thursday now? Ok...

[@geekgirrrl]

Dammin fans during TDF wildin' for REALz LOL

[@phishtix452]

I still think KD should've took Mero's deal

[@charro028]

Yeah it’s a crime! Bikes cost up to $15k!

[@Kobain0]

Don’t bring flares😳 .. put away your glock 👀

[@davidedgar2818]

Don't take my pause and run on your video the wrong way.. When I really wanted to focus in on your tube I kept getting interrupted by important work issues. I want to see your stuff uninterrupted. Hope that isn't influencing your tube stats. Luv ya always.✨👍👍👍👍🌟