Detective Drinksalot

He vented
Editor: Jack Clishem
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Originally Streamed May 10th 2023
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[@gw9828]

Jerma as a detective is like the plot of a John Wick movie; except instead of a city full of assassins fighting against the worlds best killer, its a city full of innocent civilians fighting off a drunk who wants to break into their fridges

[@booboo75842]

His calling card is just a half empty bottle of milk belonging to the owner of the fridge.

[@thecrystaltide3757]

he moves through the vents in the dead of night, hunted by lasers, to get from the living room to the kitchen

[@CleverDroid1]

At the end of the epic 5 part movie series, it’s revealed it was a drunken rampage. To cope with the damage he’s wrought, he turns to alcohol. And then the theaters start showing the first movie again.

[@Mark-dy4yb]

@@CleverDroid1 it truly shows that man cannot escape the cycle

[@brooklyngray1527]

Disco Elysium

[@tooru9849]

22:15 >is almost naked >walks in an office space >looks at detective >"I used to be a detective. You need advice, just ask" >refuses to elaborate further >noclips into the f*cking ceiling

[@l0ned1ver95]

what did jerma say to em??? lmao i cannot understand, he said like "first off that is a business place" and when the npc noclips he is like "i would like to ask for help- oh, hes gone" or something bu t im not surelmaoo

[@faland0069]

lol the music aswell

[@Sigh95]

“I can’t puke in any receptacle!” -Jerma justifying his actions to his mother

[@SnowflakeVee]

now THAT'S a vintage reference

[@BradTheAmerican]

canon

[@FSousA7X]

A fellow og

[@Appleseven77]

how psychotic it is to break into someones house, drink their milk and hurl it back inside their fridge and shut the door

[@P0PE418]

The idea of a detective drunk off his ass trying to detox in a murder victim’s apartment has never crossed my mind but I’m glad I found it today.

[@AngeloComedy]

You will love disco elysium.

[@MonsieurBro]

@@AngeloComedy Time to snort crack and wash it down with a whole bottle of wine in front of random citizens

[@AngeloComedy]

​@@MonsieurBro that's right. The Harry Dubois way is the only way.

[@somedi1]

Cringe-Fail Cop-o-type

[@tendrilartist3609]

That's just Disco Elysium

[@sliggy2411]

Within the first minute he got into a fight with three people, and then broke into a Denny's and began screaming for help. What a psycho

[@doozy5184]

Only at Denny's

[@anguish998]

my favorite part was when he found out the 2 women he had just been harassing for half an hour were not the killers and he was just a psychopath harassing a random couple at midnight

[@Uncle_Fatt]

Jerma thinking every NPC he aggro'd was the murderer is everything I wanted from this stream.

[@gremlinman9724]

notice how, when his instincts kick in and he finishes off an injured person dying in the street, his first thought isn't "oh god, what have i done?" it's "oh god, am i in trouble?" this psycho never thinks of the consequences of his actions unless it directly affects him.

[@RealLenny]

if someone woke me up, started running around my apartment shouting "I'll leave!" and then scuttled up into my vents, I would block that vent off with 3 inches of metal and never sleep again.

[@corvoattano1094]

I can see Jerma being the main detective of a movie and then turn out to be the mastermind killer at the end

[@sbilldmilk]

Shutter Island

[@blitskrieg13]

Heavy Rain

[@Wisdawms]

and accidentally

[@darraghsheehy4455]

That’s reality

[@alexquinn9627]

The twist would be that initially, he doesn't recognize the crime scene as one he committed.

[@imBailout]

I laughed my lungs out every time an NPC just suddenly became hostile, what a stream

[@hbaggg]

the best part is every single time HE provoked them and then acted like he did nothing

[@randomdude4703]

hes like Harry Du Bois, he even has the facial hair and freeze-you-in-fear smile

[@JediEdi]

Tequila Sunset

[@kakroom3407]

He's like Harry without Kim.

[@Grgrqr]

20:04 context on “food mode”: in a previous stream Jerma talked about the fact that he wanted a mode in games where it would play itself (with an AI based off your playstyle while you go get food

[@glitchedoom]

Gotta keep making progress while you get your McDonald's order of eight sandwiches.

[@pilotflux8005]

@@glitchedoom farming in botw while eating 12 mcchickens

[@thisismyname1940]

A bot that finds the nearest cliff and charges off of it while accidentally crouching a few times and declining to resummon Torrent

[@randomcommenter4405]

basically l4d’s ‘take a break’ feature

[@Gormfeld]

The moment this got too real for me was when Jerma was standing in the bathroom, so drunk that he was violently shaking, asking if anyone could hear the cuckoo clock but him. I think it's time we had an intervention.

[@ki.420]

editor always finding banger intro clips that perfectly fit the feeling of the game and soon to come psychotic gameplay

[@user-vv8ew6js8n]

I do not trust this man with a detective's job

[@brickowls7886]

He wouldn't even know that he's in a crime scene

[@Literallydissociating]

@@brickowls7886 he’d be the killer, of course he’d know

[@mikotoh]

i do not trust this man with a beard

[@freakymoejoe2]

@@Literallydissociating the killer always returns to the scene of the crime...

[@gibbyfromicarlybestshow986]

I always knew Columbo would be better if he got into fist fights with strangers on the street

[@nuclearcatpotatoe3714]

imagine you wake up, go to your fridge, and theres a cheeseburger you didnt buy in there, and the milks a FUCKING mess, like someone drank it and just SLAMMED it back in there like they were pitching a baseball

[@TheLokki242]

this is the strangest Disco Elysium gameplay I've ever seen

[@shizamikaze]

the almost cartoon character face he did at 15:32 when the camera spotted him was great.

[@mothscales]

jerma posting these vids so fast shows how badly he wants people to know he has a beard

[@milzyywilzyy9922]

oh my god he has a beard???????

[@axelhanne8238]

afaik Jerma isn't editing anything ;)

[@bexiewoo]

this is so cruel

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@punished7030when the commenter is sus

[@craigory8123]

its glued on its just makeup dont fool yourself

[@devecs]

jerma could probably anger all of new york and live to tell the tale

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

He wouldn’t last 5 minutes

[@darraghsheehy4455]

@@iCookCrystalMeth you underestimate his power.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@darraghsheehy4455 dude he lives like 20 minutes away from me. I'm not scared

[@zambonibob2026]

@@iCookCrystalMeth He has a meat grinder bro, A MEAT GRINDER

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@zambonibob2026 I could take him

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

Shadows of Doubt requires you to read facial cues to progress

[@freakymoejoe2]

How many facial expressions can you make with 10 pixels

[@gooseyjuice]

Can Jerma solve the mystery of why so many people enter his basement but never come out?

[@cooldud7071]

Jerma with a suspiciously large stomach: That may be one case I *burp* CAN'T solve!

[@lukelmaooooo]

easy, steel drums and acid

[@lukelmaooooo]

​@@cooldud7071 vorema985

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

16:28 gianni matragrano has a great columbo impression

[@duckytape8586]

thought of him too when the impressions were brought up lmao

[@lylegreen9776]

hi i’m the one whose been requesting the columbo impression for months and months now. i’d like to thank chat for their support in taking up my cause. the impression was shit.

[@AzenHawke]

It really was, thank you for your efforts

[@Krejii05]

22:18 I love how he doesn’t care until he uses an advanced form of mobility

[@axmoylotl]

25:07 Literally vented

[@mervelloyd7439]

This reminds me when I met Jerma, I needed to go to the bathroom but when I sat down I saw him crouching in the corner while chugging a bottle of bourbon, he then started screaming and punching me violently while saying he "didn’t wanna do it" and asking me to "get him out" repeatedly before jumping on the wall and crawling away through the vents, really swell guy! He didn’t even report me to the police!

[@fatherceltics2379]

Love Columbo

[@ewanedwards6822]

Demented detective tries to solve the new Sawjig murders. Steals from city's fridges instead.

[@iTeachMyToast]

The beginning really feels like a bad dream. An unknown pursuer, nobody helps you, weird dark graphics

[@alexw6565]

15:33 this sequence is just unbelievable

[@samreeve9738]

0:33 conductor we have a problem

[@mydoodert5665]

classic jerma move: goes for about 6 hours doing nothing but messing around and getting drunk, and the moment he starts actually trying to play the game, something obscenely stupid (either caused by him, a glitch in the game, a mix of both, or a game mechanic that he didn't know about), then turns off the stream never change, pal, never change

[@audins640]

Bro I havent watched jerma in like a year. I click on this and skip to 5:00 to see him just walking around with a toaster dead silent, with his facecam looking like he has finally lost it. I didn't even know he grew out a beard lol

[@shoewithbeans8472]

‘Jerma gets stabbed by 3 people’ The Video

[@corvoattano1094]

This seems like the kind of game that would be a pain to play on your own but hilarious to watch

[@cosmiceclipse3142]

It helps if you know literally anything about the game unlike Jerma here lmao

[@pubfries5562]

It really isn't that hard, it's just that Jerma has a rare condition that causes his mind to repress any memories related to tutorials.

[@Luuncho]

@@pubfries5562 it’s hard when you get a mission like I need you to throw food in someone’s face; they have brown hair and like sports

[@pubfries5562]

@@Luuncho True, but even then, you can just get a new mission.

[@bastobasto4866]

@@Luuncho na, once you know how to get info, it gets ridiculously easy. the only problem are the bugs (havent been able to find a letter to steal a couple of time probably because it clipped somewhere, picture to find the case being taken under the game floor, one of my save got corrupted, etc.) in some updates, i bet the game will be kick ass

[@anthonyirvin6182]

11:39 is proof jerma is a legit psychopath, always hearing that in his head.

[@StrictlyDeft]

*Jerma receives a threat from a person. *Jerma tells person to piss off. *Person acts on the threat. Jerma: "Woah, woah, woah, he has a knife! How could I have possibly foreseen this?"

[@ThatChillWeirdGuy]

I just love how Jerma went xenomorph mode right at the end and disappeared right back into the vent. 😹👽

[@bingussy2]

No, chat, I'm not gonna ask them about one more thing...

[@homsar21596]

Love the Columbo references; great show!

[@congouwu937]

15:36 the sheer fear in his eyes holy shit man

[@ominousbottleoflube]

the shake and the blur was literally making me sick during the stream but i couldnt stop watching.

[@thechris312]

Jerma and columbo, what a weird crossing over of my interests.

[@thesasquatchgamer9713]

Wait till he hears Gianni’s Columbo

[@josephmama6212]

i looked away for two seconds and now jerma looks like soldier boy and is making columbo references

[@purplefanta7142]

White castle is usually not very good. But you can get crystal burgers that are like frozen and you make them at home, you can make them REALLY good if you find a good way to cook them. I personally love them toasted so they're crispy. White Castle was always kinda soggy for me.

[@snowdevil002]

i wish he would play this again soon but i just know it'll be a few months >_>

[@TeamSprocket]

hopefully it's functional by then

[@bastobasto4866]

@@TeamSprocket wdym

[@Hawksomatic]

Wow! A new Jerma video! I cant wait for him to chase me in my dreams tonight! 😂

[@TylerNovakYT]

The Jerma beard arc is leading to something bigger.

[@YO0O0O0]

Jerma my dog turned 5 years old last year 🎉

[@olyophogrific]

Omg really how old is he going to be this year

[@nikewilly8404]

The adventures of weird hobo detective Jerma gave me a full belly laugh. Thank you.

[@adamisthename7408]

19:12 nice accidental Nixon impression

[@tgmt20z]

This is how an orangutang would solve crimes

[@matthewboyle2641]

All those people chasing him are saying "Oi you got a license for detectiving?"

[@MnemonicHack]

I really love how the easiest way to not get half the town trying to kill you is to not break laws and not walk down shady streets, and yet Jerma is entirely incapable of doing this.

[@cre8ivecat23]

Jerma there is a white castle in the world’s largest gas station which is located in Primm, NV. Only about an hour from Vegas.

[@dunkers5672]

Jerma is a man that exists

[@Yippieyiyo]

Lmao I was wondering why yesterday’s highlight cut off so early! Yay for two videos!

[@skitkit9019]

By the title alone, I was lowkey hoping this was Disco Elysium

[@Biodeamon]

detective bumbles his way into solving crimes

[@Koppu1doragon]

Two people are trying to kill Jerma Jerma picks up a toaster The two people: Understandable have a nice day.

[@Icido]

Nice one using the Shatner episode of Columbo for the opening 😂

[@SnarkyRetort]

In pure, visceral fight-or-flight his primal instinct is to pull up the watch and Spy cloak.

[@hollyfelis4197]

[knocks out the guy trying to kill him] "Oh god, am I in trouble??"

[@sugarblue7571]

Watching this reminds me how everything is premeditated with jerma. When 3 people are chasing him with a knife he stares them down until he gets low health and almost dies then he remembers he needs to run. When he knocks on someone's door he just stares at them until he trespasses and gets chased again. Unless there is a tutorial giving him step by step instructions he will just stare at everything until something happens

[@bbluva20]

That ending was amazing.

[@danielhibbins1863]

This stream was really fun

[@TheThePerson]

This is supposed to be a detective game but he just breaks into peoples houses and steals their food and money

[@Xzeihoranth]

Thank god there aren't drivable cars in this game, that's all I can say.

[@AmyelidaK]

This game completely out-crazied Jerma.

[@scottcalypso]

jerma is like columbo if columbo didn't have the detective capabilities and just bumbled around aimlessly

[@america2793]

00:40 *London*

[@victoriouswinner7745]

watching jerma play this game is like watching a socially insensitive person try to solve a mystery, but they never say anything bad and everyones hates them anyways

[@lailabear]

he's turning into vinny vinesauce

[@camowarrior4230]

Thank you for introducing me to columbo

[@sarai6569]

this is so harry dubois core

[@largeproblem]

jerma going full spongebob-nosferatu and flicking the light switch to try and convince the suspect to leave their apartment is, in my opinion, peak jerma

[@JamesT_W]

Jerma happy 512th bday, so young 🎉🎉🎉

[@kakroom3407]

18:44 The thoughts that must have run through this woman's mind as she entered her bathroom, got on the toilet, turned around and saw a cackling goblin crouched in the darkness of her shower He's lynchian

[@jampl3689]

I hope he plays this again

[@koy5902]

Culinary student here. I can tell you from searching restaurant inspections for a project that whitecastle IS bad, but not just because it's trashy and greasy. They have frequent food safety violations and that's why people get sick from eating it so much.

[@StarscreamsGirl]

they call them ‘sliders’ for a reason

[@alexpolewski1247]

Gianni Matrango needs a sag card

[@chuckbatmangaming]

He plays this game like its Hitman meets The Sims and its absolutely horrible and wonderful at the same time

[@liamgustison3520]

Jerma said fee and my brain in his funny angry voice went MONEY

[@MintyCitron]

Jerma channeling his inner Harry Du Bois

[@gemner2304]

Jerma said a bad word in front of my mommy and she screamed

[@alexdivision4320]

Columbo! Love the thumbnail

[@itsjakobpart2703]

Gianni should be proud

[@ethan2528]

Gianni Matragrano does a good columbo

[@temperstyr4692]

i swear jerma thinks "pay attention in the tutorial" means to pay attention to batterys and dialog not litterally jumping off a building

[@loganmg0391]

It’s scary how much jerma looks like ssundee in this

[@Gianderzoon]

such a good stream

[@OptimalLeisure]

1:33 - 3:07 This may be one of the most cartoonish scenarios that Jerma's ever found himself in, this genuinely feels like it's from an episode of The Three Stooges.

[@kakroom3407]

Vaudevillian andy

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

why does he keep making new worlds lmao

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

white castle is amazing

[@alyson2645]

JERMA COLUMBO CROSSOVER