Detective SMii7Y is on the case! (Hitman 3)

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[@razaahmad9133]

Smi77y: walks in carefully to avoid suspicion Also Smi77y: Immediately smacks someone with a suitcase

[@CellMateGus]

How did you manage to lose an "i" and gain a "7"

[@Goobers-gf3um]

“*How are you today sir..?*” *_smack_*

[@LifeWulf]

@@CellMateGus It's the "1337" (or "leet") way to spell "Smitty". Which is the name he goes by, but spelled like "Smiity" in 1337-speak. I still make that mistake to this day.

[@leotamus9657]

*fish

[@certifiedclownlala3672]

@@LifeWulf yeah im pretty sure this dude just made a typo man

[@alexfrench6365]

Let’s take a moment and understand the fact that those boots were marked down from £10.00 to £9.99.

[@thetacogamer9079]

Ah, I'm a bit of a salesman myself.

[@warzonelover5706]

Bro he didn't even get a discount just why that's horrible for your business

[@gabescrusade9896]

You can call me stupid but this is a actual question, How much is £10 or £9 in American dollars??😂

[@Penno_GV]

@@gabescrusade9896 £10 is equal to $14.01, £9 is equal to $12.61 and £9.99 is equal to $14

[@maha_55]

I mean... it happens in the real world too. For Black Friday, Ive heard from a friend who worked in retail, that some stores raise the price and then use the original price as the “discounted” price So $80 shoes get $120 as it’s new base price and the discounts bring it down to $80 Never seen it myself, but if it’s true it’s scummy as hell

[@adrianq4753]

“A conundrum like no other, I had no mother, The spot I am in, tough decisions run thin” Shakespeare Smii7y 2021

[@texas7590]

As a wise man once said “Decisions to make, and answers to quake”

[@flamerider4514]

"look there is nothing in the brief case" Inside the brief case: NOTHING

[@That_One_Valorant_Person]

lol

[@codypalmer1066]

Smii7y is like, you can’t be detected if everyone is dead.

[@ch1k3nnuggie69]

Smii7y logic that should be a quote

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

Its still stealth if nobody reports you

[@ffandrewd2986]

“Results and discretion are my speciality” *immediately uppercuts her with the briefcase*

[@masonma2026]

God dang, the sheer amount of acting that went into that one guy writing the eulogy. He deserves his own goddam movie. *TEN out of TEN, Ubisoft.*

[@Ixxotic]

Ubisoft?

[@Toastism494]

It wasn’t made by Ubisoft it was made by ioi interactive

[@TheFirstCurse1]

It was made by IO Interactive. Not Ubisoft.

[@pointhyper4086]

20:30 did anyone else start dying laughing from how hard and brutal that fish smack was.

[@katrinachampon2400]

The fish is the best weapon it's good for memes and its decent for no innocent deaths

[@tylerchambers4603]

I was actually thinking to myself earlier “I hope Smii7y plays more Hitman 3.” My prayers have been answered

[@ZarakiKempachi]

WATAGATABITUSBURRY!!!

[@Amiirossein]

Dude i was thinking about this yesterday

[@zeththemann8052]

Dad?

[@WISExCAVIER]

Gotta like the video lol

[@kieranjamison1653]

@@zeththemann8052 son?

[@lukeeberbach1207]

Posted as soon as i sit on the toilet. Your timing is impeccable

[@marcusmazikeen]

SAME

[@eurusholmes9122]

✨p l o p✨

[@benstewart1096]

Same😂

[@anthonybrewer881]

You better have overfilled your sink

[@andrewleger37]

*Impoopable

[@jeevesvargus5353]

Breaking News: Canadian mass murderer says "Sorry" after every kill

[@h-11-8pnathanielf.flores5]

The murderer be like : " I thought they were falling asleep eh"

[@__Black_Sheep__]

This made me laugh at first but then it reminded me of Nova Scotia last year and it made me sad

[@jeevesvargus5353]

Whut? I'm american i wasn't aware of anything like that. That's fucked bro I'm sorry

[@matthewmaher4989]

“Results and discretion are my specialty” Obi-Wan: “Sith Lords 47, Sith Lords”

[@devilish7479]

Smii7y: hits bodyguard with briefcase. Also Smii7y: gets 25xp for a “silent” takedown

[@nguyen-vuluu3150]

Imagine being an investigator coming after Smii7y is done with the mission "There appears to be many unconcious victims, alongside dead ones. Notably, most of the unconcious have a distinct smell of fish to them and are hidden within conveniently placed lockers. In addition to that, multiple sinks are overflown for unknown reasons, and the head of the House, Madam Carlisle is missing."

[@paytonhoughton360]

17:58 the fact he saved before saying that just shows how smii77y's mind works

[@kiroshihariyama7192]

"THE SLAP" had me crying. 20:15.

[@8bitz39]

Smii7y: exists in any game Literally anyone within a 5 mile radius: *chucles I’m in danger*

[@slasher2595]

''chuckles''

[@BonsaiBoi01]

2:54 imagine being a guard watching this detective just absolutely clobber the fuck out of the old lady and watching walk away like nothing happened

[@Agentblackout0]

Detective of the year, perfection.

[@GLUTINOUS_GLORY]

I was digging in the backyard and found a chest full of gold. I went to the house to tell my wife then remembered why I was digging

[@Zelixq]

Typo: I was digging is... Correction: I was digging in...

[@gaugebokis8504]

Funny made me 😅

[@Zelixq]

@@gaugebokis8504 funny, made*

[@bubbles9401]

@@Zelixq founded or found

[@gaugebokis8504]

@@Zelixq do you teach language arts

[@redsquirrel724]

Person: * Breathes * Smi77y: "So you have chosen... death"

[@sleepygermansquirrel]

yes very much so. What I'm depressed

[@Aaron-yb7rm]

How did you lose an "i" and gain a "7"

[@LifeWulf]

@@Aaron-yb7rm You the same person as "pooper duper" that I also replied to because they said the exact same thing. It's the "1337" (or "leet") way to spell "Smitty". Which is the name he goes by, but spelled like "Smiity" in 1337-speak. I still make that mistake to this day.

[@Aaron-yb7rm]

@@LifeWulf do you know what's funny. I just took pooper duper's words and repeated them to someone who made the same mistake. I don't really care how someone spells the name, I just thought it would be funny

[@redsquirrel724]

Too be fair I think I just had a brain fart while writing it and put "Smi77y" like "Smitty" It's those dang ii's and 7's

[@billyray4526]

"They always look like suicides"-some detective

[@deluxe_dominator5656]

Smi7y: “I have a autosave” The guy: “oh dear” *gets knocked out* 😂

[@user-sc2ei5ub9h]

Buck!!

[@nsgdrifter4840]

That "wait. She Is ALIVE!!" Got Me Cracking LMAO

[@h20_scout93]

Imagine being the people who dislike quality content. Thumbs up clan for life✊👍👍👍👍

[@h20_scout93]

Nah man this man spends his time making these QUALITY videos filled with QUALITY content. The lest we could do is like the damn video

[@newttonium]

@@h20_scout93 I’m pretty sure at least one is a bot

[@d.bushie8235]

Thank you for making content, it really means the world to me. Especially with everything else going in my life so far. There's no one else, I would wanna watch when I need to just sit back and forget about the world for a while. I love ya SMii7Y

[@hellshound3154]

“I know what you’re thinking” Me “Where the fuck is tear down”

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

Never seen someone get so side tracked and I love it.

[@Dg023]

The editing just keeps getting better and better

[@kenkaneki5428]

Smii7y's editing just makes it even funnier

[@My2cents.]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on KZbin. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear qtill

[@Orange-xy8mx]

@@AxxLAfriku stfu

[@carterwilliams9708]

"He said im a pedophile. i mean he's not wrong but he has no evidence" MaximilainMus 2021

[@newttonium]

He and that vegan teacher got banned today

[@klimics4280]

It just seems like this level was MADE for smii7y. Full of areas for his amazing bits and gimmicks! Could not ask for a better video to introduce someone to him than this. Love this content, best hit man KZbin vids so far.

[@vagueequinox7543]

Congrats on trending, I'm glad that you still remain relevant even though some of the people in this genre haven't. Its good to see well made comedy still popular with the KZbin restrictions

[@aguie4477]

Smii7y low key preaching facts at 5:33 no cap 🧢 😆

[@Loansome_]

1:16 "Wait, he was here?" "Always have been."

[@Strobbelaar]

"It's not real money to me" Says the guy whose 1 and 2 dollar coins are called loonies and toonies

[@ThatGuy-bm9cs]

He got a point

[@slasher2595]

loony toons

[@TectonicX0]

Isn’t he American?

[@ThatGuy-bm9cs]

@@TectonicX0 smi77y? No he's canadian

[@TectonicX0]

@@ThatGuy-bm9cs oh alright, I didn’t know that, I only recently started watching his videos. Sorry about that.

[@That_mewingrussian]

13:57 I love his reaction man 😂

[@mrmuddl3474]

At first I thought the title said “I am a defective hitman” and then I read it XD

[@ratchetron_]

Well I mean that title works too when you think about it

[@nicholasfasciglione5344]

20:18 Actually cried so hard from laughter when he slapped him with the fish 😂😂 No one but SMii7Y could do that to me

[@julianheng1298]

8:14 Smii7y: "i got a feeling" me: "That tonight's gonna be a good night~~~"

[@julianheng1298]

@W1nter "That tonight's gonna be a good, good niiiiiight~~"

[@julianheng1298]

@W1nter "WooooHooooo~~~~"

[@jacksmiley3959]

This whole video gives me knives out vibes.I LOVE IT

[@Speddy_eddy]

SMii7Y never fails to bring my mood up with a video

[@alexandruspinoae2217]

2:27 does he realise the suitcase is for sneaking guns when frisked?

[@crispscranner937]

they check the suitcase if u would pay attention

[@Frawstykins]

actually they never check the roof of the briefcase making it so you can tape contraband in the suitcase

[@Syrjis86]

Doesn't work anymore. They changed that in Hitman 2 in a patch or on release, IIRC. Or did it work in Hitman 2? Nevertheless, doesn't work anymore on Hitman 3.

[@absoul8233]

"It´s not real money to me" says the Guy whose Countrymen call their money looney and tooney :D

[@tiago9977]

I always wish there were more Hitman videos on YT tbh - I love the level design, all the weapons/ items you can use, the stealth missions & hiding the bodies, etc.

[@LightYagami-ik1cg]

12:56 I fuckin lost it😂😂😂😂 no hesitation starts running at her 😂😂😂 First game I’ve seen you play alone and you’re just as funny by yourself as you are when with the others

[@Beast_4843]

pov: you're not early you're just at the right time

[@King-ob2qo]

That detective is the coolest one ive seen

[@Nightshade24122]

Man minding his own business SMii7Y: Does a monologue about how he thinks the random man is involved with Zachary's murder Man: How are you today, sir? Immediately gets hit in the face with a briefcase by SMii7Y and knocked out.

[@rekuz1928]

This solo commentary is gold ngl

[@LeveyHere]

German Smitty be like: Schmitte

[@xtom_99]

He is a milkbag so its actually Milchschmitte

[@charroassasin296]

“It’s not real money to me” this coming from a guy who’s currency’s name is based off of bugs bunny

[@masonma2026]

18:07 *_Top ten saddest anime backstories_*

[@karinasouder7006]

Mans aim was goated in the beginning

[@doofkopf2579]

"Its not real money to me" - said the guy with Loonies and Toonies.

[@timothy2948]

Who else loves when smitty plays this game

[@nirvallasparadise]

Its smii7y not smitty

[@yourfnafwiki2472]

20:22 GOD DAMN THAT FISH HAD ANGER ISSUSES OR SOMTHIN

[@BestieKing]

At 20:27, "It's a strong fish" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martinmalenak366]

This guys fame is based around contradicting himself. Split personality for the win.

[@kool-aidman7454]

5:04 Imagine running a company that sells boots for 10 dollars and you're making a discount for 0.01 Pound.

[@jesselaakkonen]

"can i take you to madam carlisle?" smii7y: "no" **walks away** dont know why but im literally dying after that one🤣

[@ThorMoore]

I just wanna say, Smii7y assassinating people in the dumbest ways possible really scratches that itch in my dumb male brain.

[@tandy_8462]

Ah yes, as detectives do

[@spoonkus5893]

Smii7y: ten Euros! Every British person ever: *growls in imperialism*

[@samuelz123456789]

We are The Watcher, we watch multiple parallel universes of the hitman trying to do its job

[@malikeihgreen6660]

imagine running from a hitman and when u finally see how they look its a large milkbag

[@jameshaywood7825]

“It’s not real money to me” in referral to pounds is the most American thing I’ve heard smiity say

[@osamabinladen1170]

He's Canadian lmfao

[@edy5558]

He was reffering to the fact that the money isn't real cuz they are in a game....

[@guillaumearnould7836]

5:00 'Its not real money to me.' While both are worth more that the dollar lol

[@United.States_3]

20:22 that fish is fricking overpowered

[@ethancoronado2582]

Carlisle found the body when she walked into Zacharys room to talk to herself about killing him with her sister

[@DNV0112]

God dam didn’t even realize how early I was

[@cillianmclaverty9392]

Shut.

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

i love the stuff smii7y does in his videos always catches me by surprise i didnt expect him to take the woman out lol

[@kaydenwalker3696]

Smity7 is a great hitman. The way he hit them at 23:24 was hilarious

[@hxllyhxrb4118]

I’m really invested in Edwards story now

[@frenchfry3459]

The people who disliked this video, I hope you have a good Christmas

[@GoldenFingerz355]

I’m probably gonna Get wooshed for this but no one had disliked the video yet for me

[@frenchfry3459]

@@GoldenFingerz355 for me there is one person

[@GoldenFingerz355]

@@frenchfry3459 well now it’s 16

[@mjstoker4067]

Definitely need more of this. Great content🤙🏻

[@braydenalexander3315]

I just started watching you bc you popped up in my recommended and i’ve watched about 20 of your videos just today. Your content is amazing your hilarious and you really helped me. Keep up the good work!

[@MammalianCreature]

"You're probably wondering how I got here see it all started"

[@Venommm108]

I’m so early it’s not even funny

[@garrettisenhower2580]

Facts bro

[@geoman265.]

Same

[@yaznotsik1825]

I know

[@snoop_sloop7873]

True

[@alexfrench6365]

Same

[@Snomang]

Can we just admire the fact that he droped a fiber wire when he only needed to drop the pistol

[@Juanmarco1988]

One of your best ever videos. Great work

[@hydratedmilk8407]

I got arrested in Japan because they didn’t know what a bath bomb is

[@Wet-Milk]

they have lush in japan tho

[@LeveyHere]

I got praised in Iran because they didn't know what a both bomb was

[@critizon3074]

There's two outcomes about this... either the safe bath bomb or the BOOM one

[@SgtBean999]

Me: hmmm KZbin: No views. Also KZbin: 325 likes

[@diamondcatty9769]

true true

[@the404error7]

16:48 The comedic timing I don't think I generally laughed at a video so hard in my life.

[@trishadharlow]

your hitman videos are giving me life in a dark time, thank you so much

[@ethicalcollective]

“Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment⛈

[@Willopeck]

Yes

[@famishedningen3509]

Thanks

[@Bruh-lp6zp]

Yes

[@critizon3074]

Thanks but about your channel name... how can we tell how many subs you have if we can't see it

[@diamondcatty9769]

that mean's me

[@sanwich8291]

Love this level so much!

[@weenslayer3992]

5:05 Says the Canadian

[@rezboi7723]

23:26 Damn smii7y just right hooked the poor old lady

[@comedygamecentral5897]

Dis shit had me dying

[@Distructor]

I love the editing and the sound affects great job 👏

[@whtwolf100]

"WHAT KIND OF FISH IS THIS?!" Frozen apparently

[@user-sc2ei5ub9h]

Fish Stick duh

[@jackgiroux48]

thank you for posting this today

[@benobrien1001]

Ive spent all day watching SMii7Y+ now i gotta watch regular SMii7Y

[@poopyfartslewis9935]

DANG THAT FISH IS REALLY HARD

[@animalabunction3508]

Love this series, keep it up!

[@chaseduece2]

YESSSSS THE MOMENT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!

[@xshmack]

PLEASE play more of this i love your videos in this game

[@LiggyMustard]

23:25 GOD DAM SMITTY! You put grandma to bed!!!