Detroit: Become Defective [YTP]

9:44 minutes of overused memes with a shit quality of 720p. That's all. (/ಠ⌣ಠ)/
and I'm 4 months late.
Part 2: • Detroit: Become Humid ...
Part 3: • Detroit: Become Derang...

[@Hyenaguy]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life." - Anxiety

[@SweetHeartsss]

@Otto Middleton lol

[@teycona9759]

@Otto Middleton no NO PLEASE don't do that 3:56 XD

[@iraklimurjikneli2885]

That was the first funny thing I laughed in this video btw I watched this 3 months ago you unworthy demon

[@nicklord650]

MY NAME IS LANCE, IM THE EMPTIONAL SHOCK SENT BY LIFE

[@RealPhoenixFlight]

Catte Official some say I'm still laughing to this day

[@theshermantanker7043]

"I don't have a gun" *Pulls out a gun "You're lying!"

[@larrybutz742]

“I trust you.” *_”NO!”_*

[@harrytarded7002]

y O U l I Ed tO mE

[@larrybutz742]

*_that’s not possible_*

[@lunatm.4226]

Omae wa mou shinderu

[@kianaosi9986]

@@lunatm.4226 Nani

[@yese2769]

4:16 I have no clue why this caught me off guard but the disappointment in Conor’s voice made it even better

[@annalieseboldt82]

Oh…

[@llllavemder]

poor guy

[@turboismad9376]

*O h....*

[@Izzy-be-dizzy]

Oh...

[@Joseph-xr4km]

Oh

[@katrine8695]

Connor shooting Chloe before Kamski even finished his sentence had me in tears from laughing, that timing was great.

[@Fr0staX]

Honestly, so me during my first playthrough. Literally anyone(including Kamski): Shoot- Me: OKAY! *kills*

[@m3trr]

i died laughing when kamski said "fascinating" after connor interrupts and kills chloe

[@doormat4386]

Hank: "Why did you shoot?" Connor: "I could, that's all" Straight up me playing this game

[@caity_strophic]

FaScINaTiNg...

[@iwantabigpiece]

“Shoot her and I’ll-“ *Gunshot* “FASCINATING”

[@taylors5981]

*pulls out gun aggressively* "I DON'T HAVE A GUN!"

[@retrogamer2774]

You're lying!

[@taylors5981]

@@retrogamer2774 how did you know? 😂

[@retrogamer2774]

I know you have a gun!

[@julioaditya5876]

RetroGamer you have to trust me

[@retrogamer2774]

@@julioaditya5876 i trust you

[@zb9840]

"you're a meme, connor." "just a meme."

[@m0n5a80]

"You're a meme Connor..." "I'm a wot?" "Just a meme"

[@Ana-ur1mm]

whens that?

[@franciszeksarna9691]

*"hello darkness my old friend" playing in the backround

[@thememelord5975]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@zb9840]

yoU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, H u H ?

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

I love it when Connor suddenly started speaking in Japanese ( and also answering Hank’s question properly) and Hank gave that response. it just really matched lol

[@user-bn3by3rk3v]

Where?

[@user-bn3by3rk3v]

I only heard that they were talking in English and in Russian.

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

@@user-bn3by3rk3v I don’t really recognise them speaking in Russian but Connor’s Japanese line starts at 4:27 he says アンドロイドは人間と共存できるようデザインされています

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

* can’t * I only do Japanese, Spanish and etc… never really learnt any Slavic languages. soz.

[@mi4nn]

2:38 この筆の動きじゃ絶対こうなるだろってずっと思ってたからめちゃめちゃ笑ったwww

[@jasonsillygoober]

daniel: “are you armed?” connor: *pulls out gun* connor: “no”

[@Bob-jm6ye]

SailorSleeper101 Connor: i swear im not armed

[@jasonsillygoober]

SailorSleeper101 “IM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH DANIEL”

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

Ага🤣👍

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

🇸🇮 РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЕД!!!💪

[@rufousthefox9766]

Is this really what you want?

[@stephnes2505]

“My name is captain coc, I’m the emotional shock sent by life”

[@robotdude4377]

Coc, 2038

[@thisismynamenow]

I felt that

[@Infernaladmiral]

Lmao broke my lungs

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Haha

[@brianliu713]

I think instead of shock it was chalk

[@HuskyMN2002]

8:37 “We’ll do things together” 😂 *Eyebrows, going up and down* 😂

[@redbullf1378]

4:14　「私はロボットではありません」が好きすぎるww

[@tbopetc4390]

In English, please

[@redbullf1378]

@@tbopetc4390 4:14　I like "I'm not a robot" too much (lol) I'm Japanese, so I'm not good at English. I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

[@zzrev]

@@redbullf1378you did a great job , your english is pretty good

[@MillieDuu]

@@tbopetc4390Not everyone speaks English 😐

[@ginodivirgilio]

@@MillieDuuits a joke

[@EpigeoN_]

“Car” “My name is car” *BEEP BEEP*

[@jhuricpaulgranada7623]

Dont believe what hank is name hank's real name is car beep beep hahahhahahah

[@Junnoishere]

My name is motorcycle I'm the motorcycle who can talk and I'm a robot motorcycle.. Oops is time to go 🏞️ 🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏍️ *Brummmm brummmm*

[@candimunguia176]

LOL

[@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore]

@@jhuricpaulgranada7623 u make absolutely no sense at all

[@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore]

Hello, I am the emotional sHoCk sent by *life.*

[@Jersku]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life", me every day

[@amitr24242]

Thats detroit become human for you l😂😂

[@SenorFluffy]

My anxiety waking me up every day

[@frokzcandraw3311]

I heard it like "i'm the emotional sock send by life" for the first time

[@TheEveningDeath]

OH MY GOD! I'm in tears! 😂

[@professionalspeedster411]

detroit become Jersku XD

[@ghostozou7693]

Connor: gets on computer Computer: verify “I’m not a robot” Connor: Oh🙂

[@leonienuhn4571]

0:42 "I'm not armed" he be just gaslighting 😂

[@gabesimmers9665]

“Do you have a gun?” *Whips out gun* “NO”

[@epsilon3-175]

„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona O

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona He will die so no. Let him push me off. I'll be back next morning.

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona I can't die,you know?

[@bm4299]

Buys Hank a drink *immediately spills it*

[@naterocker0590]

No offense did you expect a name bullying is something repeated and t- (rembers Conner being a asshole and etc)oohhhh

[@bigoof3851]

Wonders of technology

[@aoinene]

mood

[@banana6619]

*"I'll buy you one for the road."*

[@noob_master6962]

He didnt give the drink to hank he gave the drink to the floor

[@gomachiku_]

丁寧な日本語翻訳が付いてるの愛を感じる

[@manuelkfc7916]

The Coffee scene was easily my favorite, that "Connor.exe stopped working" made me laugh so hard.

[@chalkynommy9578]

"If it falls...i t f a l l s" Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@sargezero]

Together we can *stop* this!

[@luqmanulhakimbincheabdulha7974]

People die when they are killed

[@teresakelley4057]

When you die you don’t live anymore

[@blackferrets820]

Nepuru oh god why did I think so hard about that Afrika thing fuck me

[@Babuskin_TV]

and speed chess is chess

[@LilyTreeArt]

Hank: "My son, what's his name?" Connor: "Connor" Hank: " DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON!"

[@nou6206]

Dank*

[@ClydeMystik301]

It's official. Connor is Hank's adopted son 😂

[@strakoferno8406]

Perfect

[@coffee9315]

Fallout refrence. LAST LINE thanks.

[@3l3ctr0mania3]

666th like

[@Enist1XD]

3 years ago, I lost my shit at this. 3 years later, I appreciate the details I've missed AND lose my shit at the same time. This should be the definition of a YTP, can't wait to rewatch this and say the same thing in 2038

[@orcii_]

4:47 How he tilts his head to the side in confusion is cute as-

[@facepalm7606]

"Nice girl. Nice place. Nice place- girl. Nice girl-place" *It's not a girl* "Nice place" *I T S N O T A G I R L*

[@Hamza-Monir]

“It’s a girl that looks like an android”

[@entropy7888]

*It’s a trap*

[@vibe3063]

Entropy *slowly backs out*

[@sherbert_herbert]

7:03

[@jophylewjophy]

“It’s not a girl” “I T S N O T A G I R L” “It’s a girl”

[@allen9370]

"My name is Connor. Im the Android sent by c-" *Stress level raises* "NO ! No. Please dont do that"

[@bitterjames]

*slam* TWENTY ACHT УДАРОВ НОЖОМ

[@ductusfructus]

@@bitterjames XD

[@naterocker0590]

Yes I will keep saying my name is Conner and I’m the android sent by cyber life

[@allen9370]

@@naterocker0590 *stress level raises* no...no please don't.

[@LukeSkywalker01]

I got the 666th like

[@kjoseph4425]

毎日見てるのに 3:19 I'm Batman...NiCe CoAt で毎回声出して笑ってる 日本語訳の方もセンス抜群で素敵

[@sumimasen444]

1:17 ここの流れ好き過ぎる

[@ookreek5374]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life." honestly same

[@reynanlamsen2007]

odd_linx *CRAWWLING IN MY SKIINN*

[@natsuki5439]

odd_linx Too true

[@ookreek5374]

@@natsuki5439 I'm a huge fan. :D

[@thefan1629]

@@reynanlamsen2007 THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL FEAR IS HOW I FALL CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

[@Rainbowboy561]

gasp you copied Jersku

[@martynapiszczek401]

"Destroy this machine and I'll--..." _Connor shoots_ *F A S C I N A T I N G*

[@drunklord9471]

He's very eager to finish the investigation early

[@luckyafsdjflasioandfi6939]

haha 420th like nice

[@HumanoidCrearure]

he heard "Destroy this machine..." and couldn't wait to hear the end of the sentence.

[@spacedoutorca4550]

“Why did you shoot?”

[@Nameless69418]

Connor: KiTcHeN GuN BANG BANG BANG

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

1:42- there are layers of pain behind that smile

[@lumine2895]

4:14 absolute comedy gold 💀

[@SnowChickenFlake]

-I'm connor, an android sent by c... -No, please don't do that *personally my favourite*

[@allenyeh5883]

3:57

[@mochaaura-discontinued4145]

28 колотых ран You didn’t leave him a sans HUH?!

[@allenyeh5883]

Conner Nights of nights 4:10

[@oofmynugs5923]

Sorry u mean *am the

[@lokpopdrop9057]

My name is connor,I'm the android sent by cyberli. No please dont do that. *self destructs*

[@hazel5744]

“You’ll be deactivated” “Thank you, Amanda” *Depression has entered the chat*

[@espressocookie8965]

"I have a surprise! You are going to die!" "YES!"

[@danieltheguard5199]

-Happiness- has Left the chat

[@Naty-ef6ed]

Eu li *Amada* ;-;

[@M4L1W4N]

F in the chat

[@alexprajzu5766]

@@espressocookie8965 me in a nutshell

[@umutazraucar1699]

Markus: saving the androids. Kara: saving the little girl. Connor:savin'da fishy...

[@loboradioativo4497]

5:38 Simon: Welcome to Jericho Also Simon: 👁️👄👁️

[@jessealvarado7796]

mark: gets out from jericho boat

[@talon_xi165]

"If it falls..." *_"It falls."_* hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@Traviiii]

If I shoot it, it gets shot

[@wiselychosethisname9166]

If I die I die

[@Ya_Pal_Pebbles]

Sounds like Flex Tape

[@strakoferno8406]

Ahhh yes

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Speed Chess _is_ Chess.

[@izansmallcat631]

"I trust u" "No" *The negotiator*

[@tinyde7729]

Lmao

[@epsilon3-175]

This video is me in a parallel universe ;).

[@davidbacioiu3009]

"You lied to me" "That's impossible, Daniel" *The negotiator*

[@gavindelgado3560]

“Are you armed?!’’ “I don’t have a gun! *pulls out gun*

[@apocalypse5228]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation I’m telling you the truth daniel!

[@user-oz1of2dd8v]

最初の１分で腹筋崩壊したわ

[@KJ23177]

it's surprising how the incredible effort put in to the multi language subtitles is going unnoticed!

[@franciszeksarna9691]

"If it falls, it falls"

[@franciszeksarna9691]

Did you expect a name? Exactly

[@powandwow750]

fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cypher2194]

YOU WHAT!?

[@franciszeksarna9691]

That was reply to this guy whose got a nick "did you expect a name" that guy who made video

[@zeyroxx5351]

I'm the 1000th like

[@RayTheRat06]

"Jesus Christ" "No, it's me Connor" -Connor and Hank 2038

[@random_orange]

@marina sev no captain coc the emotional shock sent by life

[@bonami1]

You mean 2038 :)

[@random_orange]

@@bonami1 oh yea i missed that

[@redbaronace19]

its 2021 and this is still funny

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"I'm the android sent by Cyberlife"

[@irinaprotek]

5:47 When I try to get into my locked house.

[@reynardvanderwalt2390]

I come back to this video at least once a year. It truly is a joy to watch

[@TheRandomRager]

4:15 *(opens computer)* ⬛ I am not a robot Connor: oh

[@krisjinstark4843]

task failed successfully!

[@TheRandomRager]

Lol

[@cristinacristina8141]

l am not robot 🤖

[@elmenmexicanomex6272]

Connor: I always accomplish my mission

[@AlvianDzhafarov]

Soldiers: That’s a Android!

[@spacephantm7738]

“My name is ｃａｒ” Me: beautiful name

[@a-4eskyhawk]

Early Kara hit a car.

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

@@a-4eskyhawk Early Kara was hit by a car* :)

[@datguymiller]

My name is K A R

[@ivanshustriy]

It's better than my name oof

[@softdevilcp9651]

BEEP BEEP

[@hecker8524]

"are you armed?" (pulls out gun)"no, i dont have a gun."

[@titanicandothershipstudies4202]

0:36 “I don’t have a gun” even tho he literally pulled out a gun had me dying 😂

[@foxtrot7557]

YOU'RE LYING!

[@titanicandothershipstudies4202]

@@foxtrot7557”That’s Impossible Danial.”

[@smileorgobyebye6330]

​@@titanicandothershipstudies4202"I trust you... "

[@l_2.065]

*🔲 I'm not a robot* "...o h "

[@CrazedLunaa]

O H

[@orbitprodutions]

That’s one of the best jokes Iv ever seen in a YTP holy crap 😂

[@allenyeh5883]

4:16

[@Optical_Dogey]

Not to be rude but i made this first but got less attention ;-;

[@l_2.065]

@@Optical_Dogey Ah, sorry about that. I couldn't see any similar comments to this one when I posted it >~< KZbin's comment system is kinda messy tbh.

[@FhantomOfficial]

"my name is car" *Click, click"

[@_cybermoth]

I died-

[@kendrick1494]

Beep beep

[@paeridolia]

beep beep

[@redstonegamer468]

*beep beep*

[@momo-zz2no]

B E E P B E E P

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

That "Connor.exe is not responding" joke cracked me up way harder than it should've

[@wolfywlf3983]

“You’ll be deactivated” “Thank you Amanda” 😂

[@loomman5296]

Hank: Why did you shoot? Connor: I could. That's all. Androids are psychopaths confirmed!

[@TheEveningDeath]

loomman529 HAHAAAH!!!

[@loomman5296]

@Человек Какой-тоYes, I did..?

[@lebah8555]

“ *I'm the emotional shock sent by life* ” damn, I felt that

[@fastest159]

*Deppression in a nutshell*

[@novaneskin]

same

[@water_is_wet]

e

[@kyokotsu5083]

Lol

[@Ryl-yx7yn]

Mood

[@_firstbloodzero_7567]

What kills it for me is when Connor deliberately pulls out a gun for Daniel to visibly see, and Daniel goes “I know you have a gun!”

[@AmarMcCable-zn4vl]

The dramatic reveal of the canvas and it being blank save for two lines will never not be hysterically funny to me 😂 so many jokes in here pack the same sort of punch in the best way; so many laugh out loud moments. These have gotta be some of my favorite videos on the internet years later. Glad I revisited them :)

[@rockinrobin05]

"Im the emotional shock sent by life" Same Connor...

[@allenyeh5883]

0:22

[@danastyone3179]

I think you mean... *c0cK*

[@lidaaletap2646]

0:19 to 0:25

[@harperlovespandas1473]

That's a major league mood

[@SweetCherryBlossoms]

Agreed

[@sivaamanu]

Deviant:I TRUST YOU Conner:NO! *shoots each other

[@FroppyKai]

**DED** **omae wa mou**

[@sivaamanu]

Spinge bill XD

[@anakinskywalker5034]

@@FroppyKai nani!!!!!?!!!??!?!

[@mykephillips5839]

btw connor not conner

[@allenyeh5883]

0:50

[@oka-7856]

日本語字幕めっちゃおもしろいwww

[@yeetsupYT]

I love how the quality improves with each one of these

[@Atajew]

-Destroy this machine, And I'l... -*Shoots* -FaScInAtInG

[@matthewsankey817]

Bwahahaha! He cut him off lol.

[@steelshoelace1970]

Fascinating...

[@RorytheRomulan]

A machine doesn't need to know what it's reward will be if it obeys.

[@cooldevildjva1246]

What could be worse than having to choose between two evils? To chew two evils?

[@steelshoelace1970]

@@cooldevildjva1246 n o m

[@ohno3139]

"ARE U ARMED" *PULLS OUT GUN* "Im not arm" "YOUR LIEING"

[@allenyeh5883]

0:35

[@DeliciousOrphanToes69]

No u

[@allenyeh5883]

...

[@mihaithecool]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[@fernandoceli5318]

@@mihaithecool *no u*

[@ratt_4359]

its been 6 years and this video still has me in tears, congratulations

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

Here I am, 4 years later, and the Detroit comunity still have some of the best content in the gaming community

[@powandwow750]

"Destroy this machine a-" *shoots* "Fascinating."

[@MindofUnknown]

Agreed

[@powandwow750]

lol thanks for dem likes

[@luki5110]

Hiii Simops 😂

[@powandwow750]

@@luki5110 bruh

[@ilikedogs8906]

I laughed so hard I dislocated my shoulder

[@frostbrandednoble98]

I actually lost it when it showed the taxi again and Connor was still saying his model number XD

[@Muhnoomuhnoo]

349376123343530313•••

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

as did i, my friends got it, but didn't laugh as hard and i gave them the disappointment look

[@blooberryjamyt5688]

Watching this with captions was the best decision I've ever made

[@iroha24225]

笑いました😂 面白い動画をありがとうございます！！

[@potatoesgoodfood80]

Amanda: I have surprise for you Connor,you will be deactivated Connor: Thank you!

[@toxicdudecz9500]

You are a Czech?

[@potatoesgoodfood80]

Yes i am

[@amitr24242]

Amanda:"We will do things together...(creepy face)"

[@cypher2194]

@@amitr24242 but i hate MILFs

[@StreamyDenny]

@@potatoesgoodfood80Amanda: you're welcome >;)

[@kirikakirikakirika]

*IF IT FALLS* (looks back dramatically) *IT FALLS*

[@kakahass8845]

he just ruined that line for me now i can't stop hearing "if it falls *IT FALLS* " like when was watching the video i was even trying to say the line in sync

[@wsfifa2393]

Legend has it that Connor is still saying his serial number

[@prasadlearningchannel1423]

Lieutenant: f**k you Connor: thank you lieutenant 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sonic0919]

"Car" "My name is Car" *beep beep* My favorite part😂

[@jellyAn6930]

Sonic 09 I wanna Kar My name is Kar *beep beep*

[@dr.brightsamulet.3157]

1:21 0:45

[@wyattzero]

*Kara hit it*

[@qeezshow6792]

Twenty aucht УДАРОВ НОЖОМ,my favourite part

[@Serenity_420]

💀💀💀

[@teawr3cks]

"You're just a meme, Connor."

[@kirapfeifer1866]

This video was made 4 years ago today. Happy birthday

[@didyouexpectaname2586]

oh shit

[@kirapfeifer1866]

This video was made 5 years ago today. Happy birthday

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

"What's my dogs name..." "I L I K E D O G S."

[@ValhallaChaos]

"That settles it! Shoot him, lieutenant!"

[@epsilon3-175]

What's wrong about that? I like dogs!

[@_.maru._.wr700._6]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spacedoutorca4550]

“My son, what’s his name?”

[@spacedoutorca4550]

@Noah Leopold “D O N ‘ T Y O U T A L K A B O U T M Y S O N”

[@twoshotted]

*pulls out gun* “I DONT HAVE A GUN”

[@filiphellberg3335]

Youre lying!

[@filiphellberg3335]

@BlueXD I know you have a Gun!

[@ralseithespy7482]

@BlueXD Ok.. i trust you.

[@CenoriaWoah]

Puts gun away YOU LIED TO ME

[@idkwhattocallmyself657]

Wyan anna wanna car

[@Lia-bj2tq]

Thank you for these amazing closed captions. Instead of ones that don't match the words, we get ones with faces.

[@mahjabinfiza9982]

i wish i could like this video thousand times!!! i never laughed THIS MUCH watching a video! my lungs are hurting now XXDDD YOU ARE SUCH A FREAKING GREAT EDITOR!!

[@madelaineangelique6292]

*whips out gun* “i don’t have a gun”

[@Alex-uq1el]

You’re lying!

[@couldbeme5561]

I’m telling you the truth, Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I *know* you have a gun!

[@couldbeme5561]

You have to trust me Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I want a car!

[@isacatlvr]

Connor: **Buys drink for Hank** Also Connor: *SPILLS HIS DRINK*

[@animatorze1140]

A savage move for sure!

[@ReverieSamedi]

That just feels like a huge flex.

[@derpytuber2096]

The wonders of technology...

[@davidemaffeis7745]

See Jimmy tecnology

[@uhhhkay.9836]

*a true savage*

[@_nikiTV]

突然の日本語が時々あるからこの人の動画好き

[@foranzo1582]

I keep coming back to this, this is still hilarious!!

[@yuripein]

"-Why did you shoot? -I could. That's all." He's definitely a meme.

[@nicholaslokos7949]

Just a meme

[@albertolazo-mons6018]

@@nicholaslokos7949 proceed with Connor's death sound AKA the windows closing sound.

[@nicholaslokos7949]

@@albertolazo-mons6018 for some reason my brain keeps looping the Yoda death sound instead of the Windows shutdown noise

[@sublot]

You’re just a meme, Connor.

[@Muhd_SYAHMI]

“Am i a living being? Or just a meme😔?” “You’re a meme, Connor. Just a meme. 😐”

[@oofmynugs5923]

Amanda: *trusted* ..."am so sad to see you..." *betrayed* Me:wtf... 😂

[@That4948]

*The emotional shock sent by life*

[@oofmynugs5923]

Do you want a fancy old man beating

[@That4948]

I wanna see a falling fall cuz it's... well... I wanna see a TaT. Edit: I heard TaTs and Taxes are good in Detroit in this good winter season in 2038!

[@oofmynugs5923]

*Likes own comment* yay now I have 28 likes. You know what that means... 😃

[@SonsyRock]

Connor: Hi Amanda: Bretrayed.

[@zeynelse4213]

The rainbow light on his head during the "close your eys" bit was such an amazing little touch

[@Artsy-Tea]

This has so many memorable quotes, I can't possibly list them all. "-What's my dog's name? -I like dogs" is probably my favorite though, it always makes me giggle :]

[@uncomentarista3103]

28 stab wounds. You didn't want to leave him a chance, HUH? Did you feel anger, hate? HE was BLEEding, begging you for mercy, but you stabbed him, again and again AND AGAIN

[@bigchicken4135]

"You lied to me" "That's impossible Daniel" "I trust you" " *no* "

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

@Lev games channel тут соглы

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

@Lev games channel возможно)) я этого не отрицаю

[@tyriannaross392]

Crunchy McCrunchBoi it’s on 666 *SATAN*

[@Aaron64589]

don't ruin It

[@tyriannaross392]

Aaron 654 ?

[@bennetgroesser6094]

6:27 "jesus christ" "no,it's me connor"

[@suchamoodright4902]

Bennet Groesser 😂

[@avery5769]

*connor

[@gamerman6386]

It's Jason born

[@miacutiea5079]

Im probably the only person who will get this: ?? " jesus Christ!! " " no im Castiel "

[@dominikneuhaus5881]

@@miacutiea5079 You are

[@Zhincore]

So many years, i am still addicted to this

[@koldwore]

I love the small things in the background this guy puts in these

[@Sohrab_6130]

Daniel:Are you armed? Pulls out a gun Connor:No i don't have a gun

[@Alex-uq1el]

You’re lying!

[@thefan1629]

@@Alex-uq1el I'm telling you the truth Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I *know* you have a gun!

[@thefan1629]

@@Alex-uq1el You have to trust me Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I want a car!

[@towwong2822]

"Are you armed?!" **whips out gun** "I DON'T HAVE A GUN"

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*you're lying!*

[@aecorn5763]

@@quicksilvergaming7768 *I'm telling you the true Daniel*

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*I know you have a gun*

[@aecorn5763]

*You have to trust me Daniel*

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*I wanna car*

[@user-xv4dr2br3e]

初めて見た時 EATでずっと笑ってました

[@saladgreens912]

Oh my lord bless your soul not even a minute in and I'm laughing crying over Connor pulling out a gun and claiming to not be armed. And you even went through the effort of making KZbin comments bless your soul.

[@unfortunatefortune7966]

"are you armed?" *emotional shock sent by cyberlife pulls out gun* "i don't have a gun daniel" "you're lying"

[@defiledsaucer]

@Abigail Pritchard Captain CooC: "You have to trust me, Daniel!"

[@existingisasin]

"i wanna car"

[@epsilon3-175]

„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"

[@Serapher]

@@existingisasin “Is this really what you want?”

[@obamium8681]

@@Serapher "you lied to me"

[@userk9]

I'm not armed * pulls out out a gun YOU'RE LYING I guess we'll have to agree to disagree

[@jasminestones9536]

tH3 fL1pP1nG sP1nN1nG d48 0F 2O1B 😂😂

[@sciaskswhy3705]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@userk9]

ScienceExp lol same

[@onesquareyboi3421]

100th like

[@Molten546]

500th like

[@GiantParfait]

4:39 this Mario slap sequence is amazing 😂

[@iCamera15]

quality content. solid memes. amazing game. literally nothing can be better.

[@lillie9622]

Daniel: “are you armed?!” Connor: *pulls out gun* “no”

[@Kratos77227]

YOU PEACE OF SUS

[@lillie9622]

Ugly God um okay what does that mean

[@Kratos77227]

@@lillie9622 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!! HUH

[@lillie9622]

Ugly God okay no

[@pablothecreator7251]

Ugly God you’re fucking cringeworthy as shit