Detroit: Become Deranged [YTP]

[@ConnorRK_800]

Detroit: Become Reuploaded

[@JupiterKnight]

hOlY sHiT

[@Bebo-b4c]

connor marry me

[@ConnorRK-bz2kh]

Ты просто чертовски ненормальный

[@metalgearexcelsus]

@@ConnorRK-bz2kh in english, please

[@megabirbz4987]

@@metalgearexcelsus conner RK900 is a russian bootleg

[@elmenmexicanomex6272]

"You lied to me" "You were going to k-" "You lied to me" 'I had no cho-" "You lied to me" "Shut up" Wow that hit hard

[@theoriginalvulpina4532]

Xd

[@finnyism5005]

Lol xd

[@Asasmon]

You lied to me cock and you gave me no choice

[@winterblox1]

You'll pay *with your blud*

[@c_testtt]

Lol

[@p_mishev]

"Elijah Kamski has fallen into the river in Detroit city" "Start the new Android sent by Cyberlife and go for the rescue"

[@Potatomasher72]

@Filip Mishev This is so underrated!

[@TheAustronaut03]

*HEY*

[@wiselychosenname2867]

@@TheAustronaut03 *Build the attack helicopter and fly into the sun*

[@Ficli]

I really wanna like this comment but it has 69 likes on it so take this comment as a like 👍👍👍

[@TheAustronaut03]

@@wiselychosenname2867 *The new RK900 from detroit city*

[@ladyofodd]

"You lied to me, Conk." "You were going to kill that child-" "You lied to me." "You gave me no choice-" "You lied to me-" "SHUT UP"

[@HD_555]

You lied to me 🎉C0Ck 🎉 got me ded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 5:34

[@Shibbie_In_U]

I don’t think i need subtitles but thanks

[@RobertoBeto64]

"One day You'll pay, WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[@RaiseRiggy286]

"You lied to me, Conk." is the best line ever.

[@m.adibdanial8425]

Markus was so powerful, he teleported into gta

[@blessingm4047]

As for North she teleported into GTA and a man🤣

[@mermaidmelusin7204]

@@blessingm4047 😂😂😂😂

[@towerbunga]

“Simeon actually cost me a run recently”

[@rlm2933]

I was hoping marcus would draw a swastika

[@grapefruitjuice9473]

@@towerbunga top ten OHKO fails

[@sammayo473]

2:02 "stabbed, 2471 times" Why does it sound like he actually said that without edit

[@blindbasilisk8457]

IKR?

[@hl4352]

Anyone know the name of the song in the beginning Bro some one liked this please help

[@hl4352]

@@blindbasilisk8457 do you know

[@blindbasilisk8457]

@@hl4352 Nah sorry, I don’t know.

[@hl4352]

@AJS THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Markus: *paints Carl saying "Oh my God..."* Carl: "Oh my God..."

[@orangelake2268]

Markus: *does anything* Carl: "Oh my God..."

[@camillasantaana9694]

@@orangelake2268 Any comment that has to do with Carl saying "Oh my God..." makes me laugh! 😂

[@orangelake2268]

@@camillasantaana9694 agreed, Carl is just 😌👌

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Portals be like

[@HamsterGOOD1]

Я что один русский уоторый посмотрел это выидео или они все на англиском пишут .

[@LucasVoid]

Jokes aside, i think that if Carl hadn't told Markus to paint something that doesn't exist (which wasn't on his program), he never would become a deviant

[@milfsloverr]

i think he would have either way. Carl told markus multiple times that he should think of his own and not just do what he is programmed for. I think that carls character in general and his empathy towards him made markus a deviant.

[@liurabaum8746]

Carl the real villain of the story.

[@BigFilth]

​@@liurabaum8746 nah he the hero, paraplegically ending slavery

[@flamingspinach]

Markus became a deviant because Kamski programmed him that way, lol. He was a prototype model. It makes the whole story pretty cynical because Markus's android revolution wasn't possible just through his personal strength of will or character or anything, it was only made possible because he was a prototype and had magic brainwashing powers

[@LucasVoid]

@@flamingspinach damn, forgot it was kamski who did that lol

[@isaaca.garcia8958]

1:15 Carl: That is something that doesn't exist. Markus: *Sad boi noises*

[@N_A_R_]

I even not ship it

[@N_A_R_]

@@aeonsgf turn on the subtitles

[@ConnorRK-bz2kh]

*draws himself*

[@akodaah13-e32]

I WANT THAT SHIP ON THE GAME!!!!

[@Makarov61]

Sad bromance noises

[@emilystephenson7418]

"I'M ONLY A MEME, LIEUTENANT. NOTHING MORE. JUST A MEME" PLSSSSS I CANT-

[@Vaniilynn_]

timestamp pls

[@hi.241]

@@Vaniilynn_ 7:32 here

[@Vaniilynn_]

@@hi.241 ty

[@HD_555]

Dank: 🔻

[@DespiteEverything42]

"FUCK YOU... Connor"

[@banana6619]

binary at bottom right at 6:07 translates to: "I like dogs" *epic*

[@php1036]

heroes

[@kiddiestrangler]

You had the effort to translate the binary code, jeez what a legend

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

From the bottom of my heart, *thank you.*

[@banana6619]

@@bookworm_of_heaven welcome you are

[@Killer-um8rh]

you are oficially the 5th person ive ever met that also understands the binary code

[@lilli3337]

1:41 Simon peeking is so subtle, its great 😂

[@HD_555]

And the investigation in the background with uncle Connor got me ded 💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@Unfixable]

6:07 The binary translates to "I like dogs", a quote from Connor when talking about Hank's dog.

[@ericawebster8702]

thank god i'm not the only one who spent time translating that

[@Azteraw]

*No longer waiting for someone to translate the binary meme*

[@giornobrabox5016]

Fuck... You're God?

[@toastcz8823]

It translates to:













or 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 30 30 30 30 31 31 30 31 31 30 30 30 31 31 30 31 30 30 31 30 31 31 30 31 30 31 31 30 31 31 30 30 31 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 30 30 30 30 31 31 30 30 31 30 30 30 31 31 30 31 31 31 30 31 31 30 30 31 31 31 30 31 31 31 30 30 31 31

[@TheBlindingWhelk]

gg.

[@carterstevenson6009]

The amount of effort put into each of these is incredible.

[@anonymousgoat87]

Don’t know why, but I felt the need to reply to this comment

[@cobyroberts9678]

I was thinking the exact same

[@Prietzelo]

Seriously tho.

[@hiklyy]

the capions dont have the previuos backgrund i feel like thats hard

[@noamreuveni2570]

@@anonymousgoat87 Nobody asked what you felt mate

[@쪙니-e8f]

5:00 " It's not a man. It's ma'am" LMAOOOO

[@maryukenwaves]

LOL

[@greenisthedevilscolor784]

The fact they have similar voices makes it all the better

[@blessingm4047]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sasha-sj4xe]

@@greenisthedevilscolor784 I'm pretty sure it was Connor's voice actor that said that

[@greenisthedevilscolor784]

@@Sasha-sj4xe nope, wasn't him kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpOZgKOIm95_fNE

[@NickCorrupted]

0:21 3 years later, still waiting for a full version off of this.

[@Cyclonic_crew0]

SAMEEE😫😫!!!

[@windows_98se]

Well we need to pray the god of memes

[@Vyacheslav_Sokolov]

Same!!💀 I’m still waiting

[@noredacteds8781]

Same

[@alas231]

Same 😔

[@rubyyates4778]

2:21 "Alice!" *"A S S"*

[@shinariXD]

69th like

[@Thatonedude_126]

😂

[@Wolfie_Jadezy906]

@@shinariXD 0-0

[@shokolover]

@THICCC Manfred WAIT YOUR NAME-

[@dr_goofenshmirtz5931]

Ironically, the funniest part of this was the Marcus speech where he doesn’t say anything, since it’s barely even edited. It’s just a part of the game.

[@Ixarus6713]

I feel like there should be a mod which changes it to max out reputation for staying silent instead, tbh a silent sad boi makes me feel better about the android resistance than one that's demanding things.

[@dr_goofenshmirtz5931]

@@ThisIsNotMyRealSelf Yup

[@cloudycitrus2984]

@@dr_goofenshmirtz5931 really? i haven't been able to find any videos on it.

[@artemis.w.]

that shit kept making me laugh, and he wasn't doing shit

[@TabbyEgg312]

@@cloudycitrus2984 same i did not know about this.

[@benjaminbjornsson]

1:14 Carl : "That is something that doesn't exist." Me : "I know" **Ugly sob intensifies**

[@unprankable666]

Your profile pic is awesome.

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

Same ;_;

[@DetroitGamingINSTABILITY]

He says make somthin that doesn't exist and he doesn't like something that doesn't exist

[@orangelake2268]

I know ;-;

[@ksenumm]

АХАХАХАХАХА

[@buckethatboy8719]

Bro?? The Pokemon section around 7:00?? Holy shit that looks good!!

[@XxVinnie_DeanxX]

FR LIKE WHAT??

[@chako2872]

As i said before TODD BECOME CHINESE

[@ShineStreet]

washwork

[@fancyprince69]

Isaac Centeno TODD BECOME CORONA

[@wqqclicc674]

TODD GONG

[@wildstrainingcamp4867]

washinshongsh-

[@morigranate]

kara is so surprised why he ask her to make bat soup

[@Nawrbody]

2:52 was legit smooth lmao

[@manicscrunkly]

don't even noticed it wasn't the same game

[@kingofthedong3908]

im dead af right here and it is 4am ffs HAHAHAHAHA

[@soroceandario23]

FRANKLIN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOIN'?

[@pivomees]

dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmn!

[@dustineagan3881]

I FKIN LOVE THAT SCENE 😂

[@jordzking6330]

3:26 "You Okay?" "Yeah why wouldn't I be?" **Proceeds To Break Knees**

[@randomcustoden7880]

Funny

[@unprankable666]

"bruh"

[@zmenaczzz3165]

What happened there man it was so random 😭

[@wolf-fang]

@@zmenaczzz3165 i to like to know what happened there did she slip or something

[@tomruisseaux7795]

Damn this is very high quality for a ytp. The relationship, the moving pictures (like the illuminati on Connor). It looks like this was directly taken from the game

[@maybe6731]

4:55 hank:shouldn't do this connor connor: I AM THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE

[@HenryNotStick]

"Its not a man.... Its a ma'am."

[@dionemartins0212]

>:(

[@ipsharoy7398]

AND I ALWAYS ACCOMPLISH MY MISSION

[@maybe6731]

@@ipsharoy7398 lmao

[@taijon999]

You gonna kill a man who wants to be free

[@LittleGoblinBoi]

2:11 - 2:16 WHY DOES IT FLOW SO WELL??? MY GOD I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER

[@crypto789]

I love that part

[@leggy6428]

*_"You cook the house."_*

[@espada6002]

Hank: You're gonna kill a man who wants to be free Connor: It's not a man, IT'S MA'AM

[@ZZZZZZZay]

Yhyh go and copy another person who sed dat

[@HarryJamesPotter7]

@@ZZZZZZZay That was literally in the video

[@ZZZZZZZay]

@@HarryJamesPotter7 and??

[@ZZZZZZZay]

@@HarryJamesPotter7 I can say it for the likes at least it smt

[@shenhe1750]

@@ZZZZZZZay... What?

[@Kire667]

2:28 the EXACT same glitch happened to me. Other than that I've seen mostly perfection for every scene. Except escaping Jericho when Luther got stuck standing in the way so I ran off without him while he said "follow me".

[@pm138]

Markus : **blinks** North :🔻 Markus : “I BLINKED, North.” North : 🔻🔻 Markus : “NORTH-” North : 🔻🔻🔻🔻

[@IqbsonnI]

Or Markus: Killed North: 🔼 Markus: kills policeman North: 🔼 Markus: Starts war and lose North: I love you markus

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@IqbsonnI Markus: commits murder North: oh shit! Well 🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼 Markus: saves someone North: you weren’t supposed to do that! 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻

[@l1amshere]

@@IqbsonnI what if you kill north tho?

[@achannel9598]

@@l1amshere north: ^^^^^^^^^

[@PROBOTEAM]

Wait, but Markus can’t close his eyes, it’s not in his program... (1:24)

[@PriceFGC]

Fun fact: the binary at 6:07 says “I like dogs”

[@athenam4410]

Thanks for clarifying

[@fionameehan133]

How did you read that

[@Wren_C]

@@fionameehan133 With his/her eyes.

[@absoluteunit2424]

Chloe Chew r/technicallythetruth

[@PriceFGC]

Fiona Meehan Binary Converter.

[@tnturnip]

This is incredibly high quality. I salute you, good sir.

[@azametturan9843]

You lied me cock

[@Xibalba_FGC]

Anybody know the name of the song at the beginning lmao

[@dogteam1767]

@@Xibalba_FGC night of nights, if you turn in captions its a whole different funny thing

[@patrik5636]

I salute you all for watching this

[@literallyjustchickensandwich]

@@hatsunemikufan2598 Don’t do this randomly and without any context. It’s weird.

[@leowastakenwastaken]

5:33 “You lied to me, Connor” “You were going to kill-“ “You lied to me.” “-a child. You gave me no-” “You lied to me.” “Shut up.”

[@Kratos-ghost-of-sparta1055]

😂😂😂

[@Wobbles_09]

"That is something that doesn't exist" *sad Markus* 1:15

[@ember_street]

F

[@fionaleth]

9:45 "Kara, I'm cold" i can't stop laugh 😂😂

[@erwinrommel6987]

This reminds me "Leon, help!" 😂

[@PLSSIcant]

I was laughing but the scene still broke my heart XD

[@rlm2933]

she’s designed to be annoying

[@PLSSIcant]

@@rlm2933 I mean, she’s designed to be a child, and they’re pretty annoying. But she still has a place in my heart

[@nicss_]

@@erwinrommel6987 Samee vibes HAHAHAHAHAA

[@DaLazyRat]

Legend has it Markus is still choosing what to say to this day.

[@Bithe_Get]

In the end he decided and becomed a comunist

[@The_Fastest_Gravedigger]

4:17 Markus was too CALM😂

[@i_cri_evertim]

5:01 "It's not a man... It's MA'AM!" lmao That caught me off guard, now my stomach hurts.

[@imdog1554]

(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ 🅸 🆂🅼🅴🅸🅸 🅰︎ 🅶🅾︎🅾︎🅳 🅲🅾︎🅼🅼🅴🆃

[@candie6018]

The way he said "MA'AM!" Is just the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@lucaspearson2388]

Is that from last of us?

[@belka8618]

@@lucaspearson2388 no It was from a transgender guy who freaked out in a store

[@MeisterFlieger4677]

*dId you just assume my gender*

[@justinleong2589]

2:35 So Todd play Detroit: become human. He sure let both Kara and Alice die.

[@trainstuff286]

Nice

[@Shutupb1tch420]

nani suwarni ikr?

[@cooldevildjva1246]

And Chloe knows how to insult him.

[@main_pain3574]

XD YEAH

[@azucii]

But Ahhh

[@vehielphantom4116]

10:34 BRO I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY INTERNET

[@johnheretv]

Yo me too xd

[@ebonylove3711]

Lol same!

[@alexandroskisel9168]

Same XD

[@caiomendes377]

Well i no

[@maheekazi6701]

Ngl that was the same with me as well. Looks like we all got pranked

[@Orioooon64]

That pokemon section was so good lmao I was not expecting that😭

[@Jacobson26]

Plot twist: We were watching Connor watching Connores memes whole time

[@arandompersonlol1202]

8:27 did anyone notice the middle finger? I've never had such a good laugh in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hxpe178]

a random person lol I noticed it just now it and it scared me-

[@pandagirl42087]

Maybe I think too much but I honestly thought that's kinda sad. Just means some android got fed up with some human's shit, gave them the finger, and got killed for it. :(

[@npne1253]

Another refrence is the sign on the left of 8:18, the EAT sign that was used on previous episodes.

[@arandompersonlol1202]

@Fusion Craft one of them

[@kibervoron]

Your avatar makes me laugh And scares me._.

[@prideprice]

1:15 “That is something that doesn’t exist.” *HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES*

[@kookieeec]

I'M DONEE 💀💀

[@ogawankodayo]

たった11分ほどの動画なのに満足感が高すぎる

[@btslove_hope2888]

10:07 {· We are FrEeEëêÉè-! ·} By: Markus🤖

[@sargezero]

bless you

[@sargezero]

@@Shmark I think he just put "REEEE" once markus said "free"

[@Asasmon]

You also in this snezee hear free?

[@Antonio-fj5gs]

10:06 Markus: WE ARE some guy: *Russian Sneeze* Madam President Elizabeth: bless u Markus: *FREEEEEEEEEEEEE* The formation of a communist Android utopia where all androids are free and fair.

[@just_N0body]

7:57 "Bromance unlocked" f*cking killed me

[@HD_555]

F@k u C0CK 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlbinoMilkDud]

Bromance

[@ocefloww]

3:35 *Breaks down door* "Get the f*ck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!" *Puts bars back on door*

[@therealnoob9954]

bruh ITS so funny!

[@ZZZZZZZay]

It's the wrong time but it's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@patik5883]

he went: understandable, have a good day

[@stopsign2594]

Don’t ruin hes game

[@Ra1d3n-k4q]

3:47..

[@thetotallyrealsusie]

1. Every time this video reappears on my FYP, I click it and watch it all the way through, because it’s just that good. 2. Holy shit, can we appreciate the dedication the video creator made creating all the captions??

[@NeonFroggit]

2:31 iT rEaLlY rEfLeCtS yOuR pErSoNalItY-

[@Rachel-zv1ep]

Absolutely does Can really tell the kind of person he is :)

[@GenTheFurredArtist]

4:34 His eyes... aaaaaaaaaand now my lungs hurt from wheezing so hard.

[@azametturan9843]

Cook the house

[@dead-account-404]

2:11 almost killed me

[@valentinbeholder]

RIGHT!

[@dead-account-404]

@Glitchy898 REDACTED same

[@theoboromine]

same

[@biscuits4smvt]

7:32 "I'm not dank, hank." "I'm a mEmE." "Nothing more"

[@rubyyates4778]

Best part of the whole video tbh

[@naizamabao4681]

That 'Meme' part sounded like British Connor

[@ikiasoul]

It was smooth as hell

[@biscuits4smvt]

@ZDevil Blade your wrong lieutenant "fUcK yOu."

[@xoxodaisydoesgachaxoxo9225]

I’m only a meme, Lieutenant. Just a meme.

[@l3g0b0y6]

The double fake out was just perfect he got us not once, but twice. A true legend right there.

[@bignono2439]

You've outdone everyone this time, even yourself.

[@icecream4you161]

2:36 literally everyone who got this scene

[@bilalthefighter829]

was it an actual scene LMAO

[@grim_56]

Bilal thefighter No but I wish it was

[@aliveslice]

They probably mean everyone who got the quote from Chloe, of course it wasn't on Todd's TV...

[@bilalthefighter829]

well that is sad

[@pluiedenuage5125]

10:33 😭😂 I thought my WiFi had stopped again TwT You got me

[@sauce6746]

He still got me even after i read this comment lmao

[@refrefable]

Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Суцао-чеши]

Yes

[@sweetpurple1384]

Same~

[@poisonapple78]

I thought there was gonna be an ad XD

[@freeeeeeeedom]

英語版字幕見るとこれもまた面白い 多言語で楽しめる 1粒で3度美味しい

[@よしあき-j4w]

ニホニキやん

[@ReVDeatH]

7:32 The way Connor interrupts Hank is pure gold LMAO

[@fedcab4360]

"just a meme" Sounds so smooth lol

[@HD_555]

Dank: 🔻

[@unknownboi3824]

10:10 That synchronization with Markus' sentence LMFAOOOO

[@ZZZZZZZay]

Synchronization when he said "we a freeeeeeeeeeeee" LMAOOOOOOO

[@jasontheyoshi]

2:46 They crashed so hard they went into another game as different characters. LMAO

[@destinijarvis9524]

game theory-

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@destinijarvis9524 it's just a GAmE ThEoRY

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Anyway lmfao

[@TUBZOOLIS]

The game itself became deviant 😂

[@HD_555]

2:53 DAAAMMMNNN😂😂😂😂

[@sin-t]

5:13 The FBI: *clearly announces who they are by doing loud noises and trying to break down the door multiple times* Adam: The police! ITS THE POLICE Oh, you don’t say?

[@unknownboi3824]

10:27 " *WE* did it." Markus the true Communist

[@uppindown8466]

Markus... Marx

[@potatoheadxd7891]

And this is a great day for OUR people

[@asbest2092]

comunism is sh_t

[@uppindown8466]

@@asbest2092 Lets.. not get into that debate. I'm not ready to get reply spammed, and probably neither is Unknown.

[@asbest2092]

@@uppindown8466 I said the fact, you can't even argue it. Every Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, east German etc would tell you that.

[@user-ue4ek3pe8r]

rA9 R is the 18th of alphabet A is the 1st 9 is nine 18 + 1 + 9 = 28 *28 STAB WOUNDS*

[@battleblox5444]

You have a- *28 STAB WOUNDS YES YOU ARE VERY SMART*

[@sbtopzzzlg7098]

He's the Messiah

[@user-ue4ek3pe8r]

@@sbtopzzzlg7098 I'm just normally man, not Messiah

[@ΔημήτρηςΑλεξ]

Coincidence? I think not! (Incredibles meme)

[@xtrbloodx790]

God like

[@moment6271]

The four horsemen of confusion -every sixty seconds in america, a minute passes -You die if you get killed -if it falls it falls -the boat did nothing and nothing happened

[@KubilaySavs]

Food is food

[@girlycanttalk2026]

Hmmm, yes, the text here is made out of text

[@fibonojomano5369]

Hmmm, yes, the comment is made out of comment

[@girlycanttalk2026]

@@fibonojomano5369 copycat

[@myprofilepictureisafish]

It's not confusing at all

[@darkshadowgamingii]

2:50 Markus drove so fast and crashed so hard that he traveled to another universe where it’s still 2013 and turned into a black guy with North turning into a white man.

[@makrmaster8465]

8:26 theres middle finger

[@gigazelensky]

Lol

[@Oto_joolix]

AHAAHAHAHAHAH DIDN`T SEE THAT-

[@xjukekingsyt7883]

8:26 yeah xD

[@candidlyopinionated19]

How did they even do that?!

[@_nora709]

Mountain Dew also

[@leightonpizzaboy3683]

10:07 OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS

[@serenenemity]

LMAO RIGHT

[@mrs.doctor1241]

NO IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[@tiousharufus1357]

😂😂

[@hpr_amin9713]

I know

[@Gelif1sh]

I cried 💀

[@snowy9598]

2:11 You do the housework, the washing, the washwork, c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ you cook the house, you cook the wash, you cook the work, you do the housewash, you do the workwash, you do the housing, you do the working, you do the housecook, you do the washcook, you do the cooking (finally it makes sense), you wash the house, you wash the cook, you wash the work, you wash the house, you wash the wash, you house the work, you house the wash, you house the cook, you house the house, you cook the wash, you cook the work, you cook the cook, you house the washing, you house the cooking, you cook the working, you house the working, you cook the washing, you cook the housing, you wash the housing, you wash the working, you wash the cooking, you wash the washing, you house the housing, you house the washing, you house the working, you work the house, you work the wash, you work the cook, you work the work, you work the housing, you work the washing, you work the cooking, you work the working and you take care of...

[@yan4el]

Grand Tenacious Androids.

[@asakhekwinana8459]

damn

[@sophieester9445]

@@yan4el lmao

[@cleepus4101]

RDragN what the fuck are you doing!?

[@IamSnooners.]

*you cook the house*

[@抹茶ぬん]

英語だけじゃなくて、日本やその他の国のネタが多くて好きw This game and this MAD video are great! ("Kara! Schnell!" is pronounced like Japanese "Kara! shine!" By the way, "shine" means die.)

[@silentsoul8338]

10:13 This was the REAL purpose of the movement.

[@ardaakin2658]

Blyatiful

[@thatboyakira4202]

You did it, Markus. WE did it.

[@КейтХоллидей]

Россия священая... (Да, я Русский человек)

[@Nissicus]

o7

[@kooldood24]

Comrades WE did it

[@ibrahimr.6711]

2:11 Makes me cry from laughter every time.

[@sleepyheadIllinois]

2:02 gets me

[@bogsfrogslog]

u cook the house

[@lokitheprime]

@@bogsfrogslog you do the washwork

[@dionemartins0212]

"Alice! Ass! Oh, there you are. Crap"

[@Hysandel]

2:23 ASS!

[@gooby1248]

2:51 probably the best transition I’ve seen

[@sylentsam1235]

So it would seem...

[@MariusBoss11458]

Plus he got the best dialogue for that scene too. DAAAAAMN!

[@Jackdawwwwww]

*HE’S A PIRATE INTENSIFIES*

[@Muscleman19441]

6:57 That was funny lol bro the editing is crazy nice job

[@moocake057]

I CANT LMAO WHEN MARKUS JUST STOOD THERE AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING AHAHAHAH 4:10

[@TheInternetsLawyer]

Just “....” No wonder they got impatient it’s like tf this random ass-

[@CheeseburgerStreaming]

Women humor moment

[@TheInternetsLawyer]

@@CheeseburgerStreaming k

[@moocake057]

@@CheeseburgerStreaming ok?

[@CheeseburgerStreaming]

@@moocake057 pl

[@banira4770]

Markus : having an existential crisis Public opinion: *_impatient_*

[@30795William]

KZbin copyright in a nutshell: KZbin: You dare to make a ytp of a popular video game and make jokes that are funny to the majority of people and meme Community video taken down Logan Paul makes a video showing a dead body KZbin: perfect just the content we want People posting scam videos on KZbin KZbin: free pass Someone makes a video criticizing another KZbinr KZbin: taken down

[@Tales541]

Copyright is gay

[@hannisentbycyberlife]

I like your name and you profile picture.

[@spongyafiu2138]

Tururururururururu Tururururururururu Tururururururururu ding ding ding dong

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Meanwhile "This is why I fuckin hate video games"

[@flirtyyae8015]

Doppio got dat *iron scissors*

[@xxmagfracerxx4697]

Let's also just appreciate the subtitles for this masterpiece, they're gold!

[@velvetsky3451]

2:12 i haven’t laughed that hard in years

[@nooberx5222]

28 comments like you didn't want to leave that comment alone huh?!

[@shreddedchair1284]

What happened to the discord server?

[@azametturan9843]

Painis

[@nooberx5222]

@@shreddedchair1284 yah I can't message anything

[@ocefloww]

C O O K T H E HOUSE

[@istoleyourcomment1613]

There are two options: - You straight up broke the game's code to put your own images - This is stolen footage from Area 51 - Extra option: You actually edited this, but you are a being with superpowers not belonging to this realm of existence

[@nicolacanti4460]

I'm still trying to understand how he did it, but if he really did it just by editing, I think he can be considered one of the best pooper of the history

[@necrago]

@@nicolacanti4460 no, he modded the game, if you look at the communist flags, there's no way he edited that in video format

[@nicolacanti4460]

@@necrago yeah, i think it must be like this

[@kewjess697]

How do you edit all that?!

[@trashboxbobylev9900]

@@kewjess697 mod the game intensively

[@Veronica-mf1uy]

0:38 "What music do you listen to?" *_UHM_*

[@CactusBootBuckle2]

Gavin tho!

[@f3artheche3se29]

i call it connor of connors

[@justyouravaragehuman5447]

“What music do you listen to?” “Connor.”

[@Jueflaxen]

what is that song tho?

[@f3artheche3se29]

@@Jueflaxen it's called nights of nights

[@KissOfLightning28]

I'm usually too negligent to comment on videos , but I was just minding my business at work and almost burst out laughing thinking of 10:07 and 1:44 (These live rent free in my head now) . I was laughing almost the entire video. Thank you for this fine shitposting.

[@stillcantdothefandango]

0:21 i want to put this tune as my ringtone, alarm sound and wherever where - i want to hear this masterpiece every single day of my life

[@terraelaweonao]

Night of Nights is such a good theme

[@neotheshadowwarrior4082]

Stab Wounds of Stab Wounds Wait why did stab correct to stand I’ve been watching too much jojo

[@shinariXD]

@@neotheshadowwarrior4082 *there is no such thing as to much JoJo*

[@leaiga-riverhills7674]

Same tho

[@xoftcorex]

@@leaiga-riverhills7674 whats the theme btw

[@XRN0]

5:34 Conversations with parents be like.

[@alextem2385]

"you lied to me cocc"

[@strxwberryshortcake2870]

"you were going to kill a child--"

[@ganoncoded]

"you lied to me-"

[@minnie8691]

"you gave me no choic-"

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

“You lied to me”

[@Tekkerue]

Connor to Gavin: "I'm really going to miss our bromance." Hank: *_Bromance Unlocked_* Connor: 🤔😏

[@spiinbg2608]

detroit become gay

[@Nikartan]

*_"28 УДАРОВ НОЖОМ! ТЫ ДЕЙСТВОВАЛ НАВЕРНЯКА, ДА?"_*

[@chippie4595]

9:19 i always come back for connor's face here

[@thatboyakira4202]

What about Markus Joestar?

[@beethechamp6277]

@@thatboyakira4202 lol

[@catchall2874]

@@thatboyakira4202 timestamp?

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@catchall2874 9:17

[@catchall2874]

@@thatboyakira4202 Damn here I was thinking giorno was the strongest one

[@sillya7x668]

4:56. Boy, when I tell you I laughed... “You’re gonna kill a man who wants to be free” “It’s not a man” ... “It’s ma’am”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vampirethespiderbatgod9740]

@ً It's cringe when someone says that for no reason unexpectedly.

[@computethis1533]

“You’re going to kill a man who wants to be free” “It’s not a man” *cocks sniper* “it’s MA’AM”

[@jdnasnt]

1:21 props to people who saw conner screaming at the Android for 28 STAB WOUNDS

[@madi8372]

AYO 5 DAYS AGO HI

[@jdnasnt]

@@madi8372 AYO HI

[@icecreamgod529]

Go on, grab the ass

[@scorpy8959]

@Ogre-547 it's one of the edited dialogues after u see that pic in that scene

[@Soul_Of_Revan]

@@madi8372 1 year ago

[@ぴーすけ-abc1]

編集うますぎwww

[@kingofthedong3908]

2:02 "stabbed, 2471 times" how deranged an android could have ever be lmao i mean, that guy could had been lasagna when they found him

[@andrewmendoza6379]

The "ur mom gay" caught me so off guard

[@ohboyifreakinghaten3122]

Your comment had me whizzing

[@blazephamous7425]

More like mince meat.

[@alberteinstein1620]

Let's not forget that the victim was stabbed without a weapon and died 28 times in the process

[@badusernamegaming0215]

Killer must’ve really had it in for them

[@imnotanapricot7405]

4:58 you’re going to kill a man who wants to be free? It’s not a man.... ITS MA’AM😂

[@theanonymousboss9365]

Your wrong! Its an android that looks like a girl, a BL 100

[@imnotanapricot7405]

@@theanonymousboss9365 IT’S A MA’AM WHO WANTS TO BE FREE

[@illuno--bf8dx1bw5j]

@@theanonymousboss9365 It's an RT6666666....... LMAO XD

[@hemkae1357]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@HezrouDhiaga]

"I'm not dank, Hank. I'm a meme, nothing more." "What if-" "You're wrong, Lieutenant." "What if-" "I'm only a meme, Lieutenant. Just a meme."

[@gokcebilgin]

DANK \/

[@999agA]

I was sad and yt send me this video and now I'm cry with laughter :D great job!

[@crimsonx7182]

10:05 easily the best 8 seconds of content on youtube

[@azull6097]

1:26 i died for the background OMG so many likes tank u guys u are the best

[@LeroyW70]

*28 STAB WOUNDS*

[@Oto_joolix]

28 STABWOUNDS

[@themalware3794]

28,2471 stab wounds

[@flunked]

But in that scene they way Markus’ led goes red- 😭✋

[@epsilon3-175]

28 STAB WOUNDS!

[@Zachassery]

Connor blinking on going cross eyed at 4:34 may be the funniest part of the video

[@Transparence.]

I come back often, this channel was truly gold

[@rdr2marston256]

1:15 Carl: That is something that doesn’t exist. Markus: *sad Android noises*

[@kingofhorror4489]

No comments let me fix that

[@AUTOMATON2899]

1:27 look at the background!

[@nooberx5222]

Yeah 28 stabs wounds!

[@herdiantz8545]

I can't unsee it now

[@nooberx5222]

lol

[@thetimestamps3212]

Samarth Bhardwaj you didn’t want to leave him a chance huh?

[@Solesz]

@@thetimestamps3212 he was bleeding

[@Anon-Moxity]

3:26 Markus: you ok? North: why wouldn't I be Also north: *takes 5 steps and legs break* 1.3k Likes!?!?!? THANK YOU

[@Potato_God96]

DONT LIKE HIS COMMENT GUYS ITS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS if you did like it it was 69 likes while writing this

[@Anon-Moxity]

@@Potato_God96 your quite correct it is perfection

[@girlycanttalk2026]

More like 7

[@isaaca.garcia8958]

It was actually 7 steps.

[@huggywuggy3247]

Can someone tell us WTF is happened with her?? xD

[@drpepsi4930]

1:26 did anyone notice connor

[@ChickenOffcial]

Me the poster?

[@ahmedemad5487]

Mmm... Well, yeah . . Everybody did.😒