Deus Ex Main Theme - Kazoo Cover

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

- D E S P A R A T E - Your turn!

[@RoughSmoothie]

Desparate

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@RoughSmoothie Desparate

[@megid0rino]

Desparate

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@megid0rino DESPARATE

[@kingwaffleton1774]

Desperate

[@BaconHer0]

Pistol Untrained 🔲 Rifle Untrained 🔲 Swimming Untrained 🔲 Kazoo MASTER 🔲🔲🔲🔲

[@epsteindidntkillhimself69]

How dare you neglect your swimming skill?

[@SeptemberManHey]

wp man except for the swimming skill ofc

[@unwantedvoid1678]

Swimming skill is OP. So, don't play with it, unless you want to have legal cheat.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Swimming: GRANDMASTERY

[@norouziman8748]

Or Environmental resistance

[@noahfessenden6478]

"You aren't actually going to play that at night?!?" "My kazoo is augmented."

[@TyrannoWright]

_"My new partner, JC Denton. Don't tell me you're going to play that kazoo during a night operation."_ _"My kazoo is augmented."_

[@enclave_here]

@Gaming York IT GAVE ME LEMON LIME

[@ncsupi]

The Kazoo would not make a mistake.

[@aburt270]

The mission will require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our kazoos that make us look bigger than we actually are

[@TheSuperQuail]

I must admit that I am somewhat impressed by the performance of the kazoo unit.

[@dannylamb456]

The secondary kazoo should be online soon. It's currently undergoing drumming and honk training and will be operational within 6 months.

[@kabob0077]

dannylamb456 What about the MOUTHS unit?

[@serberus5233]

Aquinas spoke of a mythical kazoo on a hill...

[@Vonias]

@@serberus5233 soon that kazoo will be real and we will be crowned it's owners, or better than owners... MASTERS!

[@bishubi]

Orchestras are so big, you don't even know who you're kazoo-ing for. That's terror.

[@PhobosTK]

Played this near my 3d printer. Now it's a Universal Constructor.

[@AshleyPomeroy]

Are you properly trained in its operation?

[@PhobosTK]

@@AshleyPomeroy No. *Not yet*

[@guyincognito5663]

@@PhobosTK Maybe you should try getting a job.

[@PhobosTK]

​@@guyincognito5663 okay, where?

[@guyincognito5663]

@@PhobosTK At VersaLife, they are the ones making money off the plague.

[@Niko0902]

That's terror.

[@sorokabeloboka8818]

Kazoo music is where it belongs - on it's way back to the people.

[@kirkhammer9612]

Terur bult imto teh sistehm

[@5persondude]

Niko0902 When Kazoo Process fails is we really do live in a world of terror

[@Ezio999Auditore]

@stg Number 3 A bomb?

[@SideBurns]

I AM the people

[@AresKusa]

I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you make a mockery of the greatest soundtrack the world has ever known.

[@RoughSmoothie]

All soundtracks are social engineering, that's always been the real purpose.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@RoughSmoothie I think the government made the sound track!

[@Canama139]

@@CaptainLumpyDog Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@Canama139 Number one: That's kazoos.

[@HQ_Default]

_I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU BADMOUTH THE GREATEST INSTRUMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN_

[@ha9phtfpaehs]

"When kazoo process fails us, we truly do live in a world of terror"

[@soupwithpotatos1542]

he was a good man *lip smack* what a rotten way to DOOT

[@CardinalDXMP]

_You've got ten seconds to beat it before I start playing this kazoo._

[@SuperFireman5454]

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got kazoos of steel.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

"A kazoo's a bad choice for close-range combat."

[@vladyslavponomarchuk2692]

BAAAAAAALS OF STEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

[@lm9029]

You do not own a kazoo. You do not know what it is like.

[@omni0414]

i wanted a recorder. it gave me kazoo.

[@the_dook2145]

I was expecting like a "shitty recorder cover" type of meme with this, but the execution of this is actually amazing.

[@oz_jones]

Augmented kazoos

[@TheEmpressNyx]

HAHAHHJSNSNAJA

[@jussomdude8506]

dont underestimate the ppl who do kazoo covers theyre all like this

[@Ezio999Auditore]

He’s seriously going to play that kazoo at night?

[@KingLich451]

1:42 my music taste is augmented.

[@musicalneptunian]

When man becomes Prometheus, this is the music of Man as God!

[@KingLich451]

451 likes (⌐■‿■)

[@valorkaizen]

yo

[@Matthew9444]

Our kazoo corpus is far in advance of theirs as are our tin cans and their... musical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.

[@verified_JC_Denton]

Matthew9444 The 10 hour loop project?

[@hajimeokajima]

@@verified_JC_Denton Among other things, but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary KAZOO.

[@verified_JC_Denton]

@@hajimeokajima A secondary KAZOO should be online soon. It is currently undergoing preparation and should doot within six months. My kazooists will continue to report on it’s progress. If necessary, the primary will be terminated.

[@hajimeokajima]

@@verified_JC_Denton We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be the 10 hour loop again - a new track. Aquinas spoke of the mythical doot of the kazoo. Soon that doot will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings, or better than kings : GODS!

[@Ezio999Auditore]

UNATCO?

[@Bitscreed]

"If there was no DOOT, it would be necessary to invent it." - Voltaire

[@fosty.]

This is actually pretty damn good. Nice work. Your op bonus is 300 credits.

[@deustitties3589]

Official theme song of InfoWars

[@craigmoye2322]

I screamed when I read this comment lol

[@Nabo00o]

so this is what the inside of Alex Jones's head sounds like, not surprised

[@basedjulius4565]

Based comment

[@jcdenton4813]

rofl

[@Clero77]

Nah, this one's too great for this shitshow

[@tonyc.0451]

To whoever made this, you deserve an op bonus of at least 1,000 credits ... or candy bars.

[@Abdega]

Denton: You can have this soy food

[@MrBrassBalls]

I'll take the candy bar

[@kingbyrd.1512]

How about 1,000 credits worth of candy bars?

[@gergoantal1066]

How about a soda I'll take a candy bar

[@tonyc.0451]

@@kingbyrd.1512 JC Denton: _"Hold on. I gotta drop some gear."_

[@deadfishy666]

Guess I'm gonna reinstall Deus Ex.

[@MrPolluxxxx]

What?! That mean you uninstalled it at some point.

[@deadfishy666]

@@MrPolluxxxx Sadly yeah. The game is so broken with things like item duping and infinite inventory that I just got bored halfway though the game.

[@TammoKorsai]

I recommend trying out Give Me Deus Ex and The Nameless Mod.

[@pkk78104]

Why uninstall it? It's cool.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Why contain it, install Revision, let it spill into your steam library.

[@Consural]

I think this theme sounding amazing even when performed only by kazoos is a testament to how awesome this game's sountrack is.

[@realfnneato3111]

Patrolling the near dystopian future sure makes you wish for a *lemon-lime soda

[@tomtheconqerur]

Orange soda is the only clean drinking water in the future.

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

*_Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuka cola_*

[@olivius8891]

Orange soda is what I exclusively desire.

[@dpfrazao32]

I vanted ohange

[@PhantomLink16]

@@dpfrazao32 "I do not make mistakes of zat kind!"

[@lordvalen8133]

Asked Google voice assistant to play this. It now wants to merge with me and take over the world.

[@tonyc.0451]

Google Voice Assistant: _"A corpse, yes. You feel something. I must know what you are feeling."_

[@Joshniper]

This was pinned when it had one like.

[@marisseandgale5365]

What have you done?

[@PhoenixAriel]

if i had read your comment two days ago i wouldn't have understood, i finished the game today, at 2am and now me and cortana are lovers

[@VeryMelonCB]

It's all fun and games until it starts activating itself for no reason even though you set the damn thing to "Off" in the settings.

[@rabbitcouch15]

I think the kazoos actually make it sound even more conspiratorial than the original. The buzzing is an audible metaphor for the incessant “buzzing” of the warning signs of Deus Ex becoming our future coming together in concert to form something greater than just raw noise.

[@augmentedkazoo357]

Congrants on getting pinned.

[@rabbitcouch15]

Augmented Kazoo my commenting is augmented

[@augmentedkazoo357]

@@rabbitcouch15 I augment you now

[@deltarion7238]

Your mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your knowledge of vocabulary, but I have words of steel.

[@augmentedkazoo357]

@@deltarion7238 Maybe you should get a job, at Majestic 12

[@5alter]

This music is like ambrosia to my ears

[@MonMalthias]

"Is he infected?" "Oh yes, most certainly."

[@SeptemberManHey]

Imagine being a roman soldier and in a misty morning right before battle the hills in front of you resonate with a thousand celts valiantly kazooing this, hitting on their shields.

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Can confirm, kazoos are just bagpipes that have yet to reach maturity

[@kingbyrd.1512]

I would join them

[@CassiusFA]

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 celts where famous for their tootie tootie hornerinos

[@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82]

The Celts would never made that much noise, after all: They'd like to make a silent take-down.

[@jozinek876]

Imagine being a UNATCO soldier on a gloomy night in the empty streets on NYC, and you see a squad of NSF terrorists approaching while bums play this tune on kazoos, cardboard boxes and tin cans.

[@brego129]

LMAO, this has no business being as good as it is. Well done.

[@GamingMarine]

"You're too late. It's on its way back to the people, and you can't do a damn thing about it." "Except send YOU back to the people -- with a kazoo."

[@bombidil3]

I love how the percussion sound is quite audibly just a pot lid.

[@VexWerewolf]

OH MY GOD, JC, A DOOT

[@KHlb_]

*A D O O T*

[@polish_hat]

There relax.

[@danteinpuro319]

Oh my god JC a bomb!

[@durandol]

A DOOT's a bad choice for close range combat.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Stick with the doot. *DOOT WITH THE DOOT*

[@feluto7172]

Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hills

[@enclave_here]

And soon that city will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings, or better than kings... Gods!

[@guyincognito5663]

@@enclave_here Maybe you should try getting a job.

[@enclave_here]

@@guyincognito5663 OK, where?

[@guyincognito5663]

@@enclave_here At VersaLife, they're the ones making money off the plague.

[@enclave_here]

@@guyincognito5663 maybe you should join VersaLife... in a body bag

That like trashcan lid you're hitting for percussion is just perfect.

[@TheOnlyRise]

- Don' tell me you're going to play this ridiculous kazoo during a night operation. - My kazoo is augmented

[@junker1192]

You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF kazoo-alties.

[@RicoJazz]

It's a difficult theme, very well executed.

[@TheGuyWhoAteAllFries]

1:28 onwards had me dying. It's too perfect.

[@followingtheroe1952]

Listen to the delay at 2:04, it really is perfect

[@lred1383]

@@followingtheroe1952 Not trying to be an asshole here, but it's delay, not reverb

[@followingtheroe1952]

@@lred1383 Ah ok thanks, corrected

[@lukaskubinec9608]

Ascending to Kazoo God

[@MrPatters]

I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest instrument the world has ever known.

[@EmberBright2077]

"If the kazoo did not exist, it would be necessary to create it."

[@mysteriousDSF]

Funny and everything but I am genuinely amazed by the meticulous precision of this cover. Every single note in every track is spot on. Producers with decades of experience would make a worse cover than this.

[@RoughSmoothie]

I can't say that myself, for example, from the start to the end of the cover, I went up by almost a half-tone, but thanks :D

[@Androidonator]

@@RoughSmoothie yeah pretty shameless

[@seriousgranpa]

@@RoughSmoothie what a shame.. (smack lips)

[@drmikegallant]

@@RoughSmoothie I mean... you did tell us it was augmented! :)

[@cosmicpanda7043]

@@drmikegallant Damn, that's actually a good one

[@metalfoxhound]

The arpeggio at 1:30 is pretty impressive. Nerves of steel.

[@RoughSmoothie]

I must admit I made two tracks for that one, I *wish* I could handle my falsetto that well!

[@craig3077]

​@@RoughSmoothie all hundreds comment and you decided to reply only one with female organism picture. I add you to list of S.I.M.P.

[@RoughSmoothie]

I suggest you get to know one @@craig3077

[@craig3077]

@@RoughSmoothie simp pls

[@badgermcbadger1968]

​@@RoughSmoothiedid you use a metal kazoo or a plastic kazoo? This video is really amazing by the way, it inspired me to get my own kazoo

[@guldukat6749]

I came here after the one played on an accordion. I did not think my joy could be greater, but... here I am. Awestruck. Stunned. Enthralled. Splendid job, you magnificient composer of high art.

[@misfire33]

Don't you have an ore processing station to run? Get back to work!

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Dukat did nothing wrong.

[@musicalneptunian]

Bob Page: "if you stop doing your Kazoo you can have all of Europe!"

[@redrevanantarcdemon441]

JC Denton : Not going to stop the kazoo. What a shame.

[@musicalneptunian]

@@redrevanantarcdemon441 Bob Page: "No Ops Bonus for you! You are demoted to UNATCO toilet cleaner! Hand back your weapons now!"

[@redrevanantarcdemon441]

@@musicalneptunian JC Denton: I am afraid I can't clean toilet. Bob Page : Why not? JC Denton : I was told not to go to Ladies Washroom. It would be more embarrasses UNATCO more than it embarrasses me.

[@mothman5521]

You will soon have your god, and you will make it with your own kazoos.

[@Andyilmatto]

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[@musicalneptunian]

Kazoo mania is a side affect of Ambrosia exposure...

[@gg-no4gr]

2:04 Ascending to GOD.

[@lukaskubinec9608]

Kazooing to GOD

[@kulsevdasi]

This is the most beautiful thing I ever heard.

[@annoyingnessbeginswithme5698]

Man dropped the best kazoo cover I've ever listened to, the crescendo, the insane speed and accuracy of the notes, the drumming, the sound quality, the layers This is the kid in school that plays every instrument in the band

[@Fournier46]

1:37 - 1:58 I'm picturing a very serious and dramatic spy action movie trailer with this as the background music.

[@RenierianWarrior]

"What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a dooter?"

[@Nazareeni]

"Only in novels do soundtracks crumble to dust for no reason, when their spirit is lost." - Nicolette DootClare

[@Editaz3]

I spill my drink!

[@5persondude]

A Kazoo is a poor choice for close-range combat

[@Wavemaninawe]

You clearly should have picked the increased ammo mod over the scope. Never play scoped kazoo.

[@cinnamontoast1586]

A kazoo is the best way to eliminate manderley

[@tohopes]

*an excellent

[@adri-xj6sw]

We never asked for this, we needed this.

[@RookMeAmadeus]

"I know your UNATCO Killphrase: Laputan Kazoo" "I am not a Ka...Zoo...." "Sticks and stones..."

[@JisengSo]

I thought you were a GEP gun!

[@RoughSmoothie]

The GEP gun takedown is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.

[@vicvegas3527]

By the way, JC, my three daughters turned up dead. Here's your ops bonus, 1000 credits.

[@st.zahren5683]

Paul I....I...

[@undefined6512]

They're in the women's bathroom. The mole people keep me out because they don't like women.

[@irontomato3835]

I have contamination and mutants in m'brain.

[@followingtheroe1952]

This made me realize that 1:37 is really my favourite part of the original song, this makes me appreciate this musical piece even more because its arranged so respectfully

[@gergoantal1066]

This is accurate to the point where I'm starting to get concerned as to the amount of time that was likely put into this

[@RoughSmoothie]

Quality over quantity :D

[@gergoantal1066]

@@RoughSmoothie True that!

[@Wayward_Fox]

This needs to become the official theme of the Malkavian mod!

[@IgurFourrure]

It's terrific, I like it as much as the original and it feels as powerful too! There's hard work behind that

[@hcsvntdracones5726]

I wasn't expecting something so elaborated and well done, 10/10, my ears are now augmented

[@Grim_Pinata]

Not gonna lie 1:40 sounds even more awesome then the original somehow. I'm not joking. This is amazing.

[@chessemchesse3676]

Best thing i ever found in steam discussions

[@Random-bj3gf]

link the post please.

[@chessemchesse3676]

@@Random-bj3gf welp that will be hard to find but ok

[@chessemchesse3676]

@@Random-bj3gf nope sadly couldn't find it

[@adriansinke7164]

@@chessemchesse3676 tragic

[@lukaskubinec9608]

@@chessemchesse3676 what a rotten way to die

[@clydemarshall8095]

Dude, you’ve only made two of these kazoo covers but they’re actually really good. You should start making more.

[@RoughSmoothie]

Thanks! I've had my hands full with work this year, but summer I should be able to get some alone time with the kazoo

[@clydemarshall8095]

​@@RoughSmoothie Well, if you're taking requests may I suggest you look to Halo, MacGyver, and Ace Combat for inspiration? Plenty of good tracks to cover.

[@clydemarshall8095]

Rough Smoothie think you’ll be uploading any new kazoo covers any time soon?

[@hunterwulfstern6121]

Should be sleeping but instead im listening to kazoo cover of DX. Totally worth it, as this is a gem of a find.

[@HuskyVerbatim]

When doot process fails us we really do live in a world of terror.

[@thehuntsman19]

I haven't smiled this hard in years. Maybe I should go get a job...

[@scattysafari7742]

In the next Deus Ex game they should have street performers-maybe augmented clowns or mimes- playing the original theme on kazoos on a street corner.

[@SuperDooperChan]

Did not expect this to actually slap as much as it does

[@FeudalRoach]

10 hours, I could listen to this for 10 hours, its been in my head all day.

[@bartj8058]

"Oh my god JC, a KAZOO!" "KAZOO?!"

[@SodaGod1337]

"Nice 400lb squat bro." *lip smack* "She just let me hit cuz I'm goofy."

[@ZidaneA]

Jock: Oh my God JC! A Kazoo!! JC: A KAZOO!!!

[@LTGVCasanova]

That percussion is great

[@areallyboredindividual8766]

I asked for this. I asked for this so damn much. Thank you.

[@BigBoss64MV]

JC, you should probably tske a secondary. Gimme the Kazoo. Never know when charming the rats to have them over power my enemies can come in handy

[@Veezyjung]

I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this video, but it definitely does what it says on the box.

[@checkitoutguys1]

I was expecting audible cancer, why is this actually good? lol

[@pp-zj1mv]

Denton's NEW Liberty Island for the Nintendo 3DS

[@maximkonechno8742]

Dong Wiener for the new newtendo newDS

[@KneelB4Bacon]

"You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got a kazoo"

[@Myx0]

This cover was way better produced than it ever needed to be. Kudos.

[@bambino3624]

Denton is putting his mouth on the wrong end of the Kazoo, expected from the brother of Paul.

[@musicalneptunian]

Paul : after you put your kazoo in your mouth it turns on weapon functionality. Your kazoo can freeze mechs, make them attack each other, or make them catch fire. This mission on Liberty Island is non hostile, I repeat non hostile! YOu are to freeze the mechs or make them attack one another. But any other form of hostility towards them is not needed and could bring Unatco sanctions! This is serious JC! I want you to return to UNatco HQ with the maximum possible OPs bonus!

[@agaifi]

A Kazoo reproduction has no right to sound this good

[@InnocentFlowers]

There's a lot of videos on youtube, but this has gotta be one of the best for excitement and fun.

[@royjonzejr]

The kazoo solo at 2:04 is amazing

[@RS250Squid]

Fuck's sake I watched this ONCE. Now it's at the top of my drunk youtube playlist. Like in a star trek episode, every turbolift brings me back here! Oh well. IT's still awesome.

[@CodaEmir]

>Joins KZbin in 2010 >Doesn't upload anything for 8 years >Uploads two videos, one being a smash hit >Refuses to upload further >Leaves

[@risiblecomestible3319]

This actually brings out some of the internal structure of the piece quite well. Like, better than the original even. Well done!

[@unfa00]

The world needed this.

[@drgrant]

20 people never made it past the security bot on Liberty island..... 🤣

[@HuyGaming96]

This game sucks. This game is shit of the most shitty games in the world

[@TheWorldBroadcast]

5th time this week I 've come back to listen to this song!

[@TheWorldBroadcast]

7th :)

[@TheWorldBroadcast]

8th :D

[@timpize8733]

I was expecting a lazily made kazoo joke, but you made every melody in the theme perfectly, which makes it even funnier.

[@CrashMagnum]

This is so good. I really hope you make some more covers in the future because you put a lot of actual craft into this. Thats how you elevate something from just silly to actually something great sounding. On a damn kazoo no less.

[@ZeroCiero]

"One can be too Kazoo-efficient, I'm coming to believe"

[@JonathosDX]

Okay, that was way better than I was expecting from the title.

[@Zman14888]

You blew it, JC.

[@adahnedhel]

-Oh my god, JC ! a A kazoo ! -A kazoo??!!

[@oldstoffire]

Your appointment to K.A.Z.U. should be finalized within the week, I have already discussed the matter with the senator

[@oldstoffire]

Has he played Kazoo?

[@oldstoffire]

Oh yes, when I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the kazoo he was so willing it was almost pathetic

[@Uragan00829]

@@oldstoffire This kazoo-space for it in storage rooms is so low that we may not be able to contain it.

[@oldstoffire]

@@Uragan00829 why contain it? Let it spill over into the churches and the schools. Let's the kazoos ring through the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

[@Uragan00829]

@@oldstoffire I've received reports of armed attacks on trucks. There's not enough kazoos to go around, and the underclasses are starting to playing on banjos.

[@pniss3760]

The kazooing has intensified to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

[@DGneoseeker1]

Jesus Christ it actually sounds good! HOW?

[@voxlvalyx]

1:30 I was waiting for this, and I was not disappointed.

[@GuilhermeLPC]

I never asked for this.

[@VexWerewolf]

I never asked for this but I wish I had.

[@janesmith1840]

Adam? You're not supposed to be here until the sequel

[@reasonlessguru3724]

Of all the things I thought I needed in this life, I never dreamed a kazoo Deus Ex cover would be one of them. Well done.