SPACE KING

[@Flashgitz]

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[@ThomasFour]

This is just the beginning...

[@AB0BA_69]

Please consider adding official subtitles to this video. The sound mixing in certain places (like combat) combined with the characters' voice filters makes it REALLY hard to hear what the hell they are saying. 😂

[@thatrussianguy116]

This was totally not inspired by war hammer 40k

[@PatrickWard-fz9id]

This is your best series yet

[@sucketub6544]

Rip and sneed much but really.

[@MeatCanyon]

So fucking good. Congrats guys this came out so amazing.

[@beargenleadgen]

indeed meatycany

[@UnpaidInternNo.9472]

Yo Meat, which is better, bagels or AR-15 rifles

[@ElliotManor]

Papa Meat! big fan of your work!

[@Chuumbo]

Totally ball against the wall!!!

[@S1ayer585.]

I edge to ur videos

[@brokenfury8585]

absolute gold. This captured the absurdity of the 40k universe but with that Flashgitz humor. 40k/10

[@cattywompus6273]

That's so true!

[@longwlenguyen4214]

It’s a homage to First edition of 40k the Rogue Trader Era.

[@ИльяИшикаев]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!

[@Mordecrox]

You mean SPACE KING. Also, 40k, odd choice for a random number but rolls nicely off the tongue so can I borrow it?

[@hearthatbird]

Games Worskhop on their way to copyright a number.

[@Kyotan-]

His name is Chestnut and he keeps the Holy Gobules in his chest. Well played, Flashgitz.

[@Yipper64]

and Chestnut is a type of fruit.

[@jonjonckheer5063]

LMAO

[@Hrrrrrrrrrreng]

@@Yipper64not only a type of fruit, STONE fruit.

[@alexpenna]

I fucking love this fanbase

[@Escobbi]

Chestnut

[@zerosen1972]

"You're on the wrong planet" is one the most 40K things you could have said. Completely in line with universal lore. 😂

[@nathanjordan1782]

Certified Meandering Mayhem of Thogron Throatbiter moment

[@Brodes235]

By far most non 40k thing about this is high command punishing soldiers for committing genocide

[@曾家旸]

not for committing genocide, but for wasting precious geno-bomb

[@KaiserWilhe]

Actually it's completely accurate, it would be a massive waste to exterminatus a planet that you're not even having that much trouble with

[@Maxisamo1]

It's actually super accurate for the High Council or Inquisition to repremend someone for exterminatusing a planet for little reason because it's a waste of resources

[@VoiceofFreedom54]

​@@曾家旸"I wouldn't say it was a waste"

[@x900fulanito4]

Exterminatus is use as a means to secure that an enemy cannot claim a planet and gain momentum, is not a weapon for counquest or genocide, thats why in lore, most of the time exterminatus is use against imperium worlds, that were to fall. Or if you are inquisitor creepman....to starve some bugs.

[@azensura]

Man, Cavill’s new 40k series is off to a great start

[@RollOutRory]

Statistically pretty decent chance that he watched this too

[@factualhat3018]

Its not 40k its battlemace 40 million

[@nonenonymous]

​@@factualhat3018played by the goodest the primeark of the rex legion volcano

[@lusians3]

@@factualhat3018 its not battlemace 40 million its *SPACE* *KING*

[@horuslupercal9936]

😅

[@ooftime2557]

Imagine if the reason chestnut is so hated is that - he is the only one to always survive, every time his squad is dead and he just manages to live no matter what

[@OrinFinch]

No one fucks with the white mage.

[@dzaki8331]

He is like hunk from resident evil

[@Indiscrimi]

Just want to point out...I'm pretty sure the reason he's called "Chestnut"...is because he keeps nuts on his chest.

[@alex_ho]

There's a reason why he's in charge of the globulus

[@fireemblemistrash75]

No because Space King HATES him.

[@RaphAel-gg3df]

Did they rip out the balls and put in bigger ones💀

[@Dushess]

I - implants

[@sorenjensen3863]

Yes

[@Shockwave1585]

Holy Globules, get it right

[@blueviper7501]

first few seconds I WANT TO DIE!

[@Poiizon5414]

Upgrades

[@bengonzalez5215]

The whole time I was watching this I just kept thinking how legally distinct and unlike any other IP out there and is in no way actionable by a court. Great job boys!

[@boyvol6428]

It's like scrambling your art to be unrecognisable for AI. You, as a human, know what they're doing, but ip laws have no power here.

[@Mikudude1billion]

"Asstart Spagle Mens(tm). Similar but quite legally distinct, I assure you" - Flashgitz, probably.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

I have it on good authority from a lawyer friend placed highly within the Managementstratum of the Empireum of Dude that this is clearly not a derivative work of any GameFactory intellectual property

[@ninjartist36]

All they did was exaggerate the helmet and it works

[@deathdealer646]

Lol

[@BarrenCore]

"You worthless piece of sh*t" LOL, apparently not Chestnut's first dance with survivor's guilt. At least he survives every time, hopefully...

[@brosno5252]

I genuinely laughed out loud at that part. 😂

[@Pudding_Pants]

Sacred membrum obstruction detected!

[@tatianapreobrazhenskaya9777]

Mind that he refers to the capsule as "boys" in the end, implying that all three also survived through him.

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@tatianapreobrazhenskaya9777their personality is probably contained within the globules

[@sgtwang]

​@@artemefimov8215 yeah thats what I'm expecting, is that they come back when the holy globules are given to the next aspirant.

[@Hide_Me]

"And i'll get you a castle made of hate, where no one will question your statistics." Holy fuck my sides

[@ИльяИшикаев]

Yep, this is so ridiculous and over the edge your knee-jerk reaction is to laugh it off

[@pedrohenriquemoraessantos1164]

i want a castle made of hate

[@TheMinuteman]

I’ve never wanted anything more in my life.

[@Belicure]

Life goals

[@rrxyzrr]

/ourguys/

[@GoofyGoober-bt5ut]

14:33 Holy Globule extraction initiated “Praised be to space king” 14:57 Holy globule extraction init- sacred membrum obstruction dectected, to extract to holy globules, place a delicate, yet religious, pinch around tip of sacred membrum and lift. Holy globule extraction initiated. “Praise be to you”

[@TwistedGrim]

HAIL TO THE SPACE KING!

[@AverageSaneHuman]

HAIL TO THE MEAT ANIMATOR!

[@GH0STRIDEZ]

AAAAY TWISTED GRIM

[@Srt_resium]

Le gasp

[@momsberettas9576]

I don't know anything about Warhammer yet somehow I know this is 100% accurate.

[@tune4856]

HAIL TO AVENGED SEVENFOLD REFERENCE

[@chalzen1012]

Geno-bomb denied Geno-bomb denied Geno-bomb denied Geno-bomb denied

[@danielmendes989]

Geno-bomb denied Geno-bomb denied Geno-bomb denied Geno-bomb denied

[@danielmendes989]

@Sam_LoLs Geno-bomb denied

[@stuki93]

Geno-bomb denied

[@groovie_demon4788]

. . . Geno-bomb denied

[@XxViniciusCristiankgamerxX]

Genital accepeted

[@yuggascandal2777]

Imagine not turning in your space homework and now you're banned from genocide for two weeks. Space King be mercy

[@VongolaXanxus]

Praise be to Space King

[@AntiMatter24]

Somebody at Adult Swim need to sign these man to a deal ASAP

[@araw540]

No way AS would censor them and try to tell them what they can and can't do.

[@AGChannel14]

adult swim ruins everything good they touch

[@MintyLime703]

I'll never understand why everyone wants TV to ruin perfectly good independent works. Selling out to another company is the worst idea you could possibly indulge when you have something of high quality that's privately owned and already successful. There's no reason to give that up just for the sake of something being on TV.

[@mariodicarlo2158]

@@AGChannel14 AND CANCEL the few ones which were good

[@AGChannel14]

@@mariodicarlo2158 thats how they ruin them

[@videopar9750]

Medic is probably my favourite character, because everyone hates him but he's the only one that gets things done

[@longwlenguyen4214]

Hilariously kinda like the Medic from TF2, he’s insane, psychotic, sociopathic and evil but still gets things done when needed.

[@NeyoDawagon]

What did they call him aswell? Chessnut? 😂 I liked him too I love how they made it reminiscent to space marines, with a captain, chaplain, techmarine, and apothecary

[@kleszczoros4885]

On top of that im quite sure he is xavier, aka he gave one of his ones

[@Ed_ed-154]

Nah dude space king says he's a disappointment u heathen

[@videopar9750]

@troll2871 Thank you brother

[@Maxisamo1]

"I'm not gay, I just hate aliens" should be the new slogan of the Deathwatch Chapter

[@jesuis244]

Why you hate aliens they don’t do anything to you

[@docholliday9741]

It’s going to be my new Templar vow

[@jesuis244]

@@docholliday9741 well cool

[@rubenreyes2895]

I'm like 666😊

[@_Jotop]

@@rubenreyes2895 and?

[@soundslikepizza]

My god guys, you didn't have to go this hard. This is a masterpiece, ALL HAIL SPACE KING!

[@Acesahn]

Calling it now, this is the start of their Magnum Opus. We'll look back on this day when telling our Grandchildren about the peak of the internet!

[@soundslikepizza]

@@Acesahn 🙌

[@siddharthakvr5154]

​@@soundslikepizzaey yo pizza!! Fancy seeing you here!!

[@momsberettas9576]

We put the Ass is Astartes

[@trollpatrol1177]

Oh Captain My Captain. Been too long since I've heard this one.

[@bryanjimenez8971]

The biggest reason I love Space king it's has this aura about it, compared to other indie animations a great example is the character designs I noticed a lot of indie animation make there designs skinny Tumblr sexy man types and space king comes giving us the biggest widest designs possible. I just love it

[@nathanyi3981]

I feel stupid for realizing this now, I realize that the name flashgitz was taken from 40k ork pirates.

[@lootgoblin8705]

Flashgitz are elite heavy weapons, freebooters are the pirates

[@F6rog]

God loves you and he will come soon, stay safe and follow the path of god and christ god bless you.

[@benoliver5593]

​@@F6rogThe God Emperor of Mankind is the Humanities Spirit united and divided. He will succeed against your heretical worship.

[@hiroshiyitama2888]

@@F6rogthis is literally how not to convert people 101

[@RetiredAccount3737]

​@benoliver5593 Real talk though, I wonder if the God Emporer ever ran into Jesus when he was alive. Like, did he ever here about him and say "Yo, Wassup. I see you're the son of God". And then Jesus said "I know you, you're the Emporer from War Hammer. Watch your back, someone close to you will betray you one day. Yeah, that'll happen to both of us"

[@mendelian8768]

The kid who was transformed was also the messenger named Xavery . Who's globulus was collected and then given to the alien to eat. He will not be revived. RIP Xavery

[@justinwilliams7148]

They do have 2 globules. Do they need 2 to be revived or just 1?

[@mendelian8768]

@justinwilliams7148 That is a good question. Will they also be as effective with just one globulus? Hopefully, we will find out.

[@cloudy_days2321]

I like the idea that Xavery can be revived with just one, but loses half his memories.

[@gabeslist]

Maybe you need 2 to do the instant transformation, but you can put in just 1 and they'll grow another over time.

[@the_jingo]

He’ll be revive into Austrian painter

[@ChiTownTx]

The Spaceballs of Warhammer 40k has arrived.

[@spes_marine-42]

And It's better than spaceballs

[@tiglishnobody8750]

​@@spes_marine-42How it better?

[@sarrakitty]

Emphasis on the "balls" part

[@al-Bass]

and its glorious!!!!

[@smh9902]

@@spes_marine-42I don't know about better, but its certainly just as good. Its hard to compare a well funded live action movie to crowd funded animation pilot.

[@KingLucas64]

the shot at helluva boss and amazing digital circus is hilarious

[@bjcantrell1990]

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize why his name was Chestnut... He is literally carrying "nut" on his chest

[@user-on6op5dz8o]

I realized it instantly..... (after reading your comment) Immediate laughter ensued. Thanks for sharing.

[@anthonyvoutsinas7865]

I feel like a retard now

[@mcrain1283]

so thats why there were 2 pops when he was extracting...

[@RazorsharpLT]

@@mcrain1283... what else do you think he was doing down there? Giving them a post mortem rub-a-dub dub with a fleshlight?

[@legalizenukes3184]

yeah, they also have "nuts&pickle" spaceships and armor too

[@projectlaughingjack943]

I love that the heavy machine gun is just 4 regular rifles stuck together 😂

[@TripleBarrel06]

It's like a double Storm Bolter. A Storm Storm Bolter?

[@nobloopers1108]

​@@TripleBarrel06 Storm Bolter²

[@TyllerBoom]

Twin link squared

[@ForWeAreMany]

I thought it was a combi-combi-combi-blaster

[@saggi201]

@@TripleBarrel06 Stormier Bolter

[@ultracat9853]

4:05 A brave psycho soldier did a rocket T-pose kill not only killing with style but asserting his dominance. Truly made the space king proud

[@matthewbrandt5053]

In lore, a solider is known as an SF, or Star Fucker

[@austinbutcher8106]

The t pose is utterly intimidating

[@Havingsights4009me]

Hey I posted the T-pose move first

[@jan_tm7004]

tru

[@F6rog]

God loves you and he will come soon, stay safe and follow the path of god and christ god bless you.

[@alias234]

Bombing the wrong planet happens all the time in 40k anyway so its pretty much canon

[@TheAssassinsfan2234]

7:39 I love how Hatemonger is the only one not affected and gets mad at the others for folding so easily

[@wolflightning2331]

He saw her kin before. compared to her kin, hers is impressive

[@boyvol6428]

​@@wolflightning2331hers were depleted after all.

[@HAZARDSPYDER]

The fact that after she starts waving her 🍈 around

[@Idfkwigdwml]

It's cuz he's gay

[@paradoxlaboratories8005]

Theory: Maybe he’s the only one of the boys that doesn’t still have his V-card.

[@Firestorm189]

"A castle, made of hate, where no one can question your statistics..." Is an underrated line

[@Acesahn]

It was beautiful... 😢

[@ordohereticus5530]

An Iron Hands and Warriors paradise

[@BevvRatBites]

A lot of us have that friend.

[@DarkZeos]

Hatemonger is my favorite

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

Hatemonger is my mood kindred......i to wish i had a fortress of hate with no accountants lol

[@MDG-mykys]

I just realized that they act like kids, because they are kids.

[@HappyAspid]

Basically like another marines from totally unrelated universe.

[@justme42300]

Always thought Space Marines in 40k acted like children in a "my dad is better than your dad" contest

[@MerekGrimaldus]

Shut ​@@justme42300

[@AndreyMakarov-i7h]

Speak for yourself, that's how I act at 30.

[@bigminder21]

But they cuss like grown-ups. And that's totally normal by me.

[@GentlemanBystander]

The funny part is, this is basically what 40k started out as.

[@guillermorobustelli2652]

This is not Warhammer 40,000 not by a chance This is *BATTLEMACE 39,999.99*

[@crazypantz3492]

Underrated comment

[@publiusventidiusbassus1232]

Dispute Flail

[@cruzcontrol8717]

Tusslemallet

[@chaselowe4061]

Battle Weapon: Future Year

[@Xelatheshep]

This comment needs more likes. Have one from me.

[@628Gamer]

There is some nice detail that I don’t know many people notice. Like when the character revel their face and shift their eyes, the helmet eye follows the same movement. These guys did a fantastic job. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!

[@Solusinmente]

Reveal

[@628Gamer]

@@Solusinmente At 5:01 5:49 6:38 for example you do see them shift long with their eyes. At around 6:54 you even see them go left to right. And at 7:42 you see all of them(except hatemonger) shifted their eyes to the boosem.

[@elijahcollier4547]

I always watch their cartoons multiple times to find any details I missed but also cuz I love them

[@normalcomic4768]

You know the funny thing? I can TOTALLY see that opening battle happen in 40k. A chapter of 1000 space marines get called to the wrong planet, genocide all the aliens, detonate an Exterminatus, and a Inquisitor gets pissed at them and only sends a single squad of Space Marines to a floating Hulk to find artifacts...

[@docholliday9741]

This is going to be the narrative between a game a friend of mine are playing this week. I play Templars and he plays Tau. After watching this we’re going to run it as a game

[@andrewmeyer3599]

its Warhammer 40K, I imagine broad ideas from this have been used in the past for side stories lol

[@chickenbonelives]

the sin of damnation killed 800 blood angels, but I suppose all of them did die one squad at a time.

[@mateuszbednarski_fizjo]

Totally legit, nothing to see wrong here bois

[@CLxJames]

I don't know what you are talking about. This has absolutely nothing to do with Warhammer

[@Ezra-iq3qt]

WE NEEED ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS! HOW ARE WE STILL GONNA KNOW IF THE MEDIC GOT BACK TO THE SPACE SHIP!?!?

[@pakNut3]

Incase anyone didn’t realize, the kid at the beginning who got turned into one of the Marines was the same one who crashed in the drop pod and crawled all to the captain without his legs. chestnut extracts his globule and it’s the same one they give to the spider woman. On it it says “enjoys lifting heavy objects and shooting birds with his standard-issue psycho blaster”

[@alexwinfield9540]

Thanks for pointing out something incredibly obvious. Here's a hint, if a moron like you noticed something, then it is safe to assume everyone else did too.

[@spencerstrunk6819]

I love how he took the translator only to put it back into his dead hand.

[@longwlenguyen4214]

Yeah maybe out of respect for Bryce one last moment, and made him think his invention were a life saver until he passed away.

[@BarrenCore]

Pretty sure he thought it was stupid but wanted to humor him while he was alive.

[@CommanderBohn]

This is utterly genius. And GW can't do anything about it. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

[@williambowes-xt2sm]

all glory to space king and his non copyrighted space empire!

[@jasonsantos3037]

Yeah GW don't own the term Space Marines.

[@culturalliberator9425]

They should be funding the thing.

[@melanciapistola1068]

Whats GW?

[@DepravedMorgath]

@@melanciapistola1068Games Workshop, The owners of the 40K franchise.

[@Asthmos]

thats some Adult Swim quality slop right there. very NICE!

[@szonator]

I love how the single one who tried to protect the innocent was the salamander

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

You mean the Batracian, its legally distinct lookalike

[@szonator]

@@jorgedeanoperez2997 No? I mean salamander? A chapter of marines that at least somewhat tries to protect civilians. The colour scheme is orange instead of green but that's propably due to copyright

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

@@szonator /woosh

[@hiero1693]

YOU FOOL, THERE IS NO SALAMANDERS IN SPACE KING'S GALAXY, (shut up dude, or GW lawyers will hear you) ​@@szonator

[@KanonKongenKarl]

@@szonatorYou're not in on the joke I see.

[@DeusBlackheart]

This is the most 40k and animation could be without being sued by GW. Nice one lads! Loved it.

[@mikecampos1193]

They should hire them for like a Saturday morning cartoon.

[@stop7556]

Even had the tau.

[@NO122221]

@@mikecampos1193 no, please, God-Emperor, no. They already butchered Astartes, and we lost TTS as well

[@class.C]

@@NO122221 what even happened to astartes

[@Retrofun69]

They will STILL sue.

[@dylan697]

I love the idea chestnut is so hard on himself because he has survivors guilt from being only one alive affer so many failed missions

[@mrfancypants1188]

Also hist name is Chestnut and keeps the "holy globules" on his chest

[@JoyfulNerd400]

@@mrfancypants1188oh my god i didn’t realise

[@hungrierforcontent]

I think that the globules actually contains there minds as he still says “I cant wait to find you with my squad” as in they are still alive

[@brendontruong7127]

​@@hungrierforcontentProbably a sign they only think with their balls. All that skull space for thicker skulls.

[@TetraSky]

The fact they could've left the little girls alive... yet they choose to murder them for no reason other than they are girl.... Goes to show how crazed they are.

[@dracul5197]

There is never a “wrong” planet to be on. Only planets that are with the Space King, and those that need to be brought under the Space King’s benevolence.

[@GameLover45408]

Yes sir.

[@quentinarne5031]

Praise be to Space King

[@t-rex1019]

Sounded like a Chuck Norris joke for a moment there

[@grimtygranule5125]

"NO, you cant just WASTE genocides like that" -giant, talking, annoying skull

[@PointlessHub]

This reminded me to go and praise my local Space King.

[@benjaminnicholas5527]

Holy shit. I have been watching to you for a little while now and it is great seeing you like this too!

[@joecrazy9896]

But wouldn't that be....Pointless? *badum-tss*

[@domj.k2043]

No .. bad pun

[@joecrazy9896]

@domj.k2043 I lack shame, my friend

[@monochromemann]

The boys

[@Metal_Icarus]

"There's plenty of independent animation pointed toward mentally ill teenage girls, but what about mentally ill teenage boys... and 30 year old men? Don't we matter too?" NEVER HAVE I EVER FELT SO SEEN, HEARD AND VALIDATED.

[@AdventuringMind]

Me too.

[@erlfrancistolo2981]

Me three

[@phantomgiron7692]

Me four

[@justinreich3486]

Just turned 30 last month.

[@TimeForToast499]

30 in a year

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Whoever made that Coat of Arms for Chestnut is foul.

[@The_Libationist]

Truly a “resembles no existing IP” moment. Praise be to Space King!

[@r-1093]

Indeed, Space King Protects 😀

[@jerichoelopez]

Astartes walked so that Space King could run 10/10

[@CdrChaos]

I’m pretty sure this was animated by two idiots, and somehow GW can’t afford to make their own full 40k series.

[@RaikoTechnologies]

@@CdrChaos they can afford it. They have better things to spend earnt money for, like houses or being on a famous list.

[@jan_tm7004]

agreed

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

​@@CdrChaos they can, they could for a while with their own money and with tons of great creators working badically for free expanding the universe to more and more people but GW made sort of nintendo love and cracked down on all of them at once, hence why extremely successful and passionate series like TTS had to stop. GW are unironically too stupid to get easy money, if they had made deals with creators and made their stuff official this community would have been able to finally stop being a somewhat "big" niche, but "NooOoOu they are using our ip for free we have to throw cease and decist left and right to destroy our reputation, also lets make an official 40k series that is cextremely Politically Correct, they gonna love it". Clearly GW is controlled by investors that know nothing about the ip and their community, and it has been like this for like 30 years so dont expect much from them

[@GigolBatykov]

"You're on a wrong planet" This is THE MOST WARHAMMER 40 K line out there

[@SSJ3Vegito]

Jesus they sent my captain to the wrong planet. *Genobomb access granted*

[@SSJ3Vegito]

My captain was tricked. Space King grants the Captain of his Space Marines one precious genobomb.

[@lmaRoach]

Funny

[@baronvonduddo6992]

No it's not, this series clearly has absolutely nothing to do with Warhammer whatsoever.

[@Si1entHitman]

reminds me of 15 Hours the book when fresh guardsmen recruits were ment to go to a tropical planet to fight a human insurgency but get sent to a freezing cold planet filled with orks by mistake.

[@kratoswittman-qx1tn]

Part 2 please

[@mozxz]

This has to be THE most legally distinct version of 40K and their space marines I've ever seen . Great Job =) 04:00 has to be the most epic setting of an scene I've seen in a loong time

[@RiosSumari]

"Oh good, you turned your radios back on. By the way you're on the wrong planet." Best plot twist ever.

[@longwlenguyen4214]

Giving fact that High Command wasting his time to “recruits” more troops so he can send some errant boy (if they survive long enough) to deliver the message to his incompetent arrogant captain.

[@oldmanbread1826]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

[@Deadender2008]

Teaa

[@moge2228]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

[@Vladtheinhaler-bt3ie]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

[@Scrib_S]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

[@crustycrab547]

Yessiirr

[@Ronin927-c5h]

1:45 I honestly feel bad for this guy

[@pamelaouzounov4886]

Me too

[@ciprianoatshayne]

WHERES THE ARTIFACTT!?!?

[@Ronin927-c5h]

@@ciprianoatshayne I dunno what ur talking about

[@Ronin927-c5h]

I think ur on the wrong planet

[@mikakee5154]

8:48 love how the yellow ones gun is just 4 guns taped together, truly the smart one

[@pedrohenriquemoraessantos1164]

More Guns = More firepower Basic math

[@Gerisvaldo]

Man learned with Orks ​@@pedrohenriquemoraessantos1164

[@mastermage23]

He's a Salamander: They are amazing smiths and artisans...and that there is just a brilliant +3 Boltgun if I do say so.

[@libertinarey]

​@@mastermage23 jfc everything is a fucking salamander it seems. We have comments here praising the white one with green arms as the salamander because is the nicest and that is a salamanders exclusive trait apparently, now its the yellow one because only salamanders are smiths and craftsman… I miss the ultra fan wank, at least they get called out on it.

[@ovahlord1451]

@@pedrohenriquemoraessantos1164 More Gun More Dakka Simplez

[@harbingerwolf1179]

OH MY GOD HE'S CALLED CHEST NUT BECAUSE HE KEEPS THEIR NUTS ON HIS CHEST

[@SaintMaxxi]

11/10

[@Sip_Dhit]

Their globual keeper symbol is 2 cupped hands, cuppin the globs if you will

[@tflwulf69]

Shit I just noticed lol

[@treacherousoath1663]

OHH

[@ronanfel8191]

I watched this 3 times before I realized that....lmfao

[@rokaq5163]

It is my headcanon that Chestnut is basically reverse Kenny on this series. Where Kenny always dies, he always is the only one left alive.

[@quinnholloway5400]

I hope it turns out that despite Chestnut seeing himself as a failure in the eyes of Spaceking, he turns out to be the one who survives more often then not for a reason Though Spaceking would probably still go "You still screwed up a lot tho"

[@tristanband4003]

@@quinnholloway5400 "You mean I'm not a worthless piece of shit?"

[@quinnholloway5400]

@@tristanband4003 "I mean I'm still pissed you broke a part of my soul, but your also very good at making sure the Gobules are brought back, for if you die, they die"

[@tristanband4003]

@@quinnholloway5400 "Thank you Father!" -happy cries like a little girl-

[@quinnholloway5400]

@@tristanband4003 "You have earned it my son, but you should really get back to the ship before something else goes wrong, seriously"

[@gamingonamonday6342]

"Theres enough animation out there for mentally ill teenage girls" followed by a image of a helluva boss style imp. *Savage.*

[@ElGordoBandito]

Geneseed is stored in the balls confirmed.

[@F6rog]

God loves you and he will come soon, stay safe and follow the path of god and christ god bless you.

[@ExecutionerArtemy]

@@F6rog are you lost, man?

[@ringomandingo1015]

@@ExecutionerArtemyHe’s an emissary of the Holy Emperor, you heretic.

[@DaPecker1234]

Holy fuck, this slayed me 🤣

[@Feroce]

Back in the day it was originally called genesperm. So that checks out.

[@BurhusFS]

I feel like Chestnut will be the last Star Defender left, finds Space King, and Space King just insults him, and that's the end.

[@Obiobi47]

Thanks for the spoilers

[@BurhusFS]

@@Obiobi47 It's just a theory lol

[@LordEmperorBoss]

He’s made it this far. Why not go all the way?

[@tangy3366]

Ngl when he shot her head off i thought she's flash her lasers lmao 😩😈

[@Astra_Militar]

And after an insult from the Space King, Chesnut will be offended and the Heresy of Chesnut will begin

[@killertruth186]

I love how chestnut being the only sane person and outliving his comrades.

[@Edog5213]

.

[@Eisaku2]

I've got it. Took me a minute, but it makes total sense. This is how Commissars explain the Imperium of Man to Ogryns

[@romankhamov6229]

"A delicate, yet religious pinch" 💀

[@leowildwolf9044]

Praise be to youuuuu

[@somefunnyguy2732]

​@@leowildwolf9044 praise be to spaaaace king

[@PerfectionHunter]

How did you manage to make it MORE Warhammer 40K than anything GW has released?? That initial conquest i could watch for hours!

[@DoamBot]

Yeah the forst bit was gold but then it started to fall off.

[@wisewisdomtooth]

For comedic purposes yes, for accuracy no

[@scar6822]

How did they make it more Warhammer 40K then GW? From what I saw, it was more of a parody of 40K by leaning into the more sillier elements.

[@longwlenguyen4214]

@@scar6822 you kinda forget that in the First edition of 40k the Rogue Trader Era it was silly as heck (Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau or a planet that miserable to live in name Buckingham) and equally just as brutal, the Rogue trader era marines kinda acted just like the Space King Star Defenders without the religious fanaticism and more psychotic indoctrination.

[@ИльяИшикаев]

@@longwlenguyen4214 Yep, no "lesser evil" "for the -greater good- emperor" nonsense, just some good old dark humor

[@jackgriffi7826]

I like the details on the holy globules. This feels more 40k than 40k, being so ridiculously over the top it just loops back to awesome.

[@rootsnootthnute8598]

It's genuinely very close to the original version of 40k, Rogue Trader. Just crazed roidheads butchering aliens

[@yopoxikeweapescai9066]

​@@rootsnootthnute8598based

[@hanchiman]

This feel really nostalgic first Codex edition where Space Marine technically was a bunch of psychos and they bring over the top destruction with over the top weapons, way before it took itself too serious and edgy grimdark instead of satire on "80's Macho culture"

[@CroCrash007]

What 40k? This is a completely original work of art that has no connection to any other fictional universe.

[@yopoxikeweapescai9066]

@@hanchiman tbh you can still headcannon it that way xd

[@liamm0266]

The fact that this series can develop more story in less than 15 seconds vs Disney needing more than 5 canceled seasons is astonishing

[@Iorvethh]

Hatemonger is the best. Always angry, but happy when space king tells him that he will get him a castle build by hate

[@r25012501]

I love how hate monger is literally a space chaplain

[@DeathKillingFile]

"I wouldn't say it was a waste..." - Hatemonger

[@ariv7377]

Also the only star defender who needed his sacred membrum lifted out of the way. Canonically largest star defender

[@sneedclavehere8918]

​@@ariv7377 Actually no, his was the most shriveled up one, maybe that's why he wasn't astonished by the Alien Queen's rack

[@ItsPyrus]

hatemonger is straight up just a 4chan angry marine

[@vicentezorrilla8910]

The hatemonger saying the hate is greater than the alien breast is the most Warhammer thing i see in the episode XD

[@none62092]

I think “there’s plenty of independent animation aimed at mentally ill teenage girls, but what about mentally ill teenage boys” is exactly the question that needs to be asked in this day and age

[@C5Dynamite]

true.

[@savathunthejudge914]

Both os good for both mentally ill people. I will say now. I love both

[@Nerd44442]

thats what flashgitz asked. true legends

[@ЧебурекЧебурекович-с1ю]

Absolutely

[@FreakyTomWidwardYT]

I never realized that but now that I do I feel way better

[@danielgrusuk5758]

This video is what got me into 40k, I regret nothing

[@bryanjimenez8971]

Me too

[@Geralt.5261]

Captain: Has tiny crack in armor. *Heavy breathing "Genocide...!"

[@tristanband4003]

Basically Warhammer in a nutshell

[@hearthatbird]

The crack was near his holy globules. It's a Marine's most prized possession.

[@jan_tm7004]

tru@@hearthatbird

[@F6rog]

God loves you and he will come soon, stay safe and follow the path of god and christ god bless you.

[@caputcultusd7558]

it was self-defense though

[@TheZombiesReanimated]

This is bizzarely one of the most accurate storied to the 40k universe.

[@elmodelo101]

Wrong. The emperor is not missing, only half dead and eating souls. The aliens in the moon (Tyranids) don't negotiate, only kill and eat. Women are used for "Battle Sisters". Good video, good parody, but not accurate.

[@elmodelo101]

Also, Primarcs don't obey the Mecanicus.

[@thecricketeer301]

Can’t be too accurate or they get shut down, it’s not official in any sense so they can’t just straight up do warhammer it’s gotta have key differences

[@thecricketeer301]

But you seem like you spout cringe and are allergic to females judging from your response

[@kazamakell]

you sure told him@@elmodelo101

[@yamahadrag69]

I just realized why his name is Chestnut... This was gorgeous work, and I can respect the desire to keep to your vision. Well done Gitz!

[@RazorsharpLT]

Oh OOOOH It's because he holds nuts on his che-

[@BevvRatBites]

​@sigron-lestil The thing he carries on his chest is testicles, "nuts".

[@paradoxlaboratories8005]

Poor Chestnut is like the solo cleric in a party of barbarians.

[@DarkZeos]

See the pair of hands on his shoulders 14:55

[@SerotoninCrunch]

My body is so fucking ready for episode 2, new ship concept seen in the newest episode of cream crew is fucking sick

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

Hatemonger was such a good character. He'll be missed.

[@siegel947]

Greatest space marine he was ...K.I.A 👨‍🚀

[@mservice5229]

He will return! The Holly Globs hold the souls of the fallen warrior!

[@slowbro1337]

​@mservice5229 This dude gets it.

[@gunargundarson1626]

As a longtime Warhammer enjoyer: it’s crazy accurate how the logistics command made a landing error due to the unique nature of the planet.

[@Dushess]

@@gunargundarson1626 yep, Imperiu... oh, SpaceKingdom works perfectly.

[@CellionTF]

they make a very compelling argument to join their patreon

[@theshadesofreal9372]

I'm resisting. Barely

[@PurieI]

This episode is simply not enough to sub on Patreon, I must see more.

[@ikramderokas]

@@PurieI What exactly do you want to see more?

[@elanti-furrodelrancho3499]

As John Cena once said... "Boobies"

[@ikramderokas]

@@elanti-furrodelrancho3499Heresy

[@eduardzaharia3236]

I can t play Space Marine 2 with a straight face anymore. I comstantly sing " Praised be the space kiing"

[@GoldennFoxyy]

A captain, a devastator, an apothecary and a chaplain fight against a tyranid/slaneesh abomination? Epic, if I say so myself. INDEED! GLORY TO THE SPACE KING!

[@notusneo]

I thought he was a techmarine with the invention and all

[@LeGuardImperialis]

@@notusneo Not enough mechadendrites.

[@keeperofthefate]

@@LeGuardImperialis By this logic, Devastator gun wasn't big enough. And, don't apothecaries also have mechadendrites? The one from Leviathan box have some.

[@ThunderBirb]

@@keeperofthefate Nah the things you see on the Apothecary in the Leviathan box are just their normal surgical tools. Mechadendrites are longer and more tentacle like.

[@keeperofthefate]

@@ThunderBirb Like the ones on Warpshmiths? Techmarine have metal arms going from their backpacks. They don't resemble tentacles at all!

[@RetroRanter]

In the name of the Space King and his legions of Universe Commando chapters..this is perfection, a true to life representation of the BattleKnife 20K Universe.

[@nuclearstuff9442]

Skirmishknife*

[@_ermwhattheflip]

Conflictaxe 80k

[@BaronNate]

Disagreement Mace 103.5K

[@johnnyhuynh9016]

Peaceblade 40mL

[@zaviear]

DissensionSpear 41K*

[@SamGreen]

I proud of you my boys

[@aswagperson9999]

ITS THE MINEQUEST CREATOR DA GOATTTT

[@ThisIsMyHour]

kid glazing

[@FR4M3Sharma]

You gobbled the am?

[@jesuis244]

Thanks Sam

[@jorgen512]

HES ALIVE!!!!!!!

[@CSAdityaHoon]

8:00 The best part, had flattering 🤣

[@i.warrenhastings2526]

The observation of relatively obscure 40k canon is so sweet. That was perfection.

[@russianoverkill3715]

No way, are you sure it's Warhammer? I would've never guessed!

[@sethleoric2598]

This isn't Warhammer it's a perfectly legal original IP that cannot be subject to GW's copyright duh..

[@lidmc796]

Warrrrrammerr weeeeerrrrammmmmerrrr - Roy Hodgson 2022 If you know, you don't just know, you're a man if culture.

[@Therestrial205]

This has nothing to do with Warhammer40K

[@MGavin]

"You're banned from genocide" - "damnit!!"

[@BrainUndead80]

"genobomb denied gengenobomb denie..gengengenobomb denied."

[@Rewrite-sonic-prime]

*STOP BEING HORNY WE NEED TO FIND SPACE KING*​@BiancaHunter-zj2yh

[@LazarusSlade]

That's what the IDF would say...If given the same orders!

[@VeryProPlayerYesSir1122]

@@LazarusSlade IDF is doing the good work.

[@BobBobby-ji4nm]

(only saved 3 hostages) Lol no

[@AudiDevv]

"She's an alien..." "Okay, so hatemonger is gay." 😂

[@someone-cz9fc]

“I’m not gay”

[@elitesparky]

He he he he

[@unenown7082]

"I just hate aliens."

[@bandanna2388]

@@unenown7082”me too, but I mean… *come on.“*

[@lordnerdracula]

Lmao

[@zakurn1086]

I need more of this masterpiece.

[@peterdinkler4950]

That T-pose kill at 4:04 was just amazing. Praise be to space king

[@dannymaurice5543]

That image is permanently etched into my brain.

[@kinko4786]

XD

[@matthewalmond2386]

XD

[@Keychan64]

You mean y2k?

[@cameronzero]

"Ta-Da" Probably the best, most cinematically critical line in cinema history.

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

“PLEASE”

[@F6rog]

God loves you and he will come soon, stay safe and follow the path of god and christ god bless you.

[@benoliver5593]

​@@F6rogThe God Emperor of Mankind is the Humanities Spirit united and divided. He will succeed against your heretical worship.

[@KiwiSpartan01]

​@@benoliver5593 PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@KiwiSpartan01 *FOR SPACE KING*

[@ansgarwolfsang1287]

how someone who never seen warhammer 40k models/artwork would belive warhammer 40k characters would look like after receiving a 5 hours lore dump

[@SCP-sy4cp]

Nah this is spot on

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

There are suits of armor in 40K that are not far off from this at all, only the helmet would be the inaccuracy

[@archiehughes6203]

It's lore accurate

[@alephniguroth7105]

​@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 oh id say the rage helm of the mark 7 is quite iconic, they did a fine job parodying it.

[@rubyboxfoxnux8868]

I’m in shock you got the time of day

[@SwagMcNasties]

I need 20 years of this

[@jurgisjorudas2635]

“There are plenty of shows for mentally ill teenage girls. But what about mentally ill teenage boys? And thirty year old men, don’t we matter too?” Best line ever

[@sgtpepper3161]

Yea, I felt that one too. We'll get ours in time, brother Hold strong

[@traversingthedark]

The little dig at Vivziepop was masterful, and so true.

[@stilljacky9514]

​@@traversingthedark I laughed so hard when I saw it because barely anyone will poke fun at the show

[@traversingthedark]

@@stilljacky9514 Yeah its so...weird. It's like you can't dislike anything about the show. You HAVE to love it. Many people don't, for valid reasons. And it doesn't make them homophobic.

[@stilljacky9514]

@traversingthedark It has such a well developed fanbase that's more loyal than Americans back in 1952 that you'll be hated just for liking it. So not liking it nearly destroys ur reputation if it has valid points, meant to critic their shows, and is big enough to get attention. It's not weird, Vivienne just can't take criticism nor responsibility for her writing. Her fans follow through with that too

[@Obsidianspurple]

The “you worthless piece of s**t!” Being an internal monologue makes it dark humor gold in this animation😂😂

[@underplague6344]

least depressed modern-day ultramarine

[@Obsidianspurple]

@@underplague6344 🤣

[@xxtortellini1016]

Especially since he’s the sole survivor at the end. This isn’t the first time it’s happened I bet

[@tristanband4003]

Do apothaceries really feel like shit?

[@internetuser320]

​@@underplague6344lol

[@DomsGameRoom]

“ITLL LET HIM SPEAK OUR TONGUE” the CC subtitles said “screaming in agony in their tongue” lmfao

[@wsleppy4699]

I was crying when they yanked the translator out of its head and it made its goofy little noise again. 🤣

[@drxalde3222]

Dude i just went down the rabbit hole of learning 40k space marines and this is so on par

[@Kfikajacy]

By the Emperor, this is more Warhammer then Warhammer. Zero heresy in here, Inquisition can only watch and learn.

[@MostlyPennyCat]

Pretty sure at least three of them committed heresy staring at alien slaanesh boob

[@bagel5833]

Personal theory: Captain and Bryce and Hatemonger aren't technically dead. When Chestnut gives Captain the globule, on it is a picture of the Star Defender from the start of the video, the one that the boy *turned into*, along with his name and personality printed on it, who had his globules recovered after dying during his mission to tell Captain to turn his radio on. The globules are where the actual person is practically stored, with each applicant basically serving as a host body to be used by each soldier's mind, or soul. And since Chestnut recovered their globules, they may be able to live again with a new applicant. In short, the soul is stored in the balls.

[@pja6476]

Don't know about that, why would they need to see all those propaganda images after

[@dorfminer42]

​@@pja6476 maybe removing all of the "host's" memories? It does say memories sanctified

[@pigslam]

​​@@pja6476​ look at the globulus when they give it to the big space chick, it has a little detail on it, it says "this psycho likes lifting weights and shooting birds with his gun" along side a height and weight, and the last time that globulus was birthed into a warrior. i think that what the other guy is saying is likely very true, and that the globulus' are like specific personalities. at 13:22, put in high rez and zoom in and you will see it.

[@G3neral_Hi_Ping]

@@pigslamthis would also make sense in that the captain became so enraged when the alien at the beginning shot his groin armor

[@thomasgrey9121]

Not balls, “holy globulus”, you HERETIC!

[@wilsontheknight]

That joke about the device to translate what they say and he’s just screaming from having the device stabbed into his head is underrated

[@salperez2879]

Check the CC for more keks

[@Nathankinamorh]

​@@salperez2879LoL noticed in the rewatch

[@SSJ3Vegito]

My space Marines used turkeys for information draining.

[@chungus100]

BLBLBLBL!!!

[@NyndeLOL]

I died