Deus Ex: The Recut Remastered

[@radideaman1078]

Years later what still gets me is that Paul seems to be the only one who's read the script

[@chaosvolt]

"Why contain it? 'scool" Even more relevant to 2020 than the actual in-game intro.

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

Old men running the world. Oh yes.

[@afish8883]

"Do you have any fact to back that up" "Yeah, number one, that's terror"

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"It's cool."

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Scool 0:28

[@neonal18]

I wonder if Bob likes playing it down.

[@PerkinsVR]

People say deus ex eerily mirrors an image of our immediate future, but i think this version does it better.

[@georgsgrants9925]

Nonsensical and absurd yet dark at the same time

[@LiefLayer]

old men are the future

[@revalution1965]

Old men won’t run the future they run the present 🥴

[@Lostmychill]

Old men - running the world… wait Joe Biden, Putin… its all connected!

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Oh yes

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

"Old men running the world: a new age!" Everything about that line destroys me every time I hear it.

[@kubli365]

Boomerarcy

[@user-pyl17dsli40wgn]

Old men are the future

[@mihailabrams8626]

and their... flexibility

[@ratfoot]

The Joe Biden campaign in a nutshell

[@jcrosenkreuz5213]

The 2020 campaign field as of last week

[@roideus]

"within the week, there will be old men running the world" "no, within six months" "yes" I just can't, man.

[@HelloKolla]

HOW MANY MONTHS?!?

[@spazjackrabbit61]

Old men are the future

[@SeshohoCian]

*machinima deletes everything* what a shame

[@AbbyRemix]

SeshohoCian Well, my shit’s saved at least. Not on their channel, but the quality there was never good.

[@SeshohoCian]

@@AbbyRemix this video was very important to me and my friends so thank you very much for saving it

[@AbbyRemix]

SeshohoCian No problem. It’s Important to me too. I know I haven’t been very active over the years, but I still love this stuff. I’m studying some more complicated stuff right now, but I do want to get back to making these. Here’s hoping.

[@samurailv1]

They were a good channel **smacks lips** what a rotten way to die.

[@daedalus6433]

@@samurailv1 I wish there was something more i could say.

[@grit1]

"About time you shit" I've heard it censored for so many years this took me off guard

[@tohopes]

I must admit that I have been somewhat disappointed that the primary video was terminated within six months. I'm so glad that I found the secondary video within six months of its becoming operational within six months.

[@ashfox7498]

We've had to endure much you and I

[@51SErVER]

The video is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it

[@anonymous71207]

​@@51SErVER why contain it? S'cool

[@HunterShows]

@@ashfox7498 , within six months.

[@joltz..2042]

You and I will watch it within the week!

[@dwaynezilla]

This is pretty much always in my head: Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. Number 1: _that's terror._ Number 2: _that's terror._

[@ImJCyo]

The reference I make all the time. We are brothers, you and I.

[@bkgrila]

My vision is augmented to 1080p

[@daedalus6433]

@@IcarusPanopticon WE'RE 100% BLACK

[@tasertag7513]

OH YES

[@daedalus6433]

@@tasertag7513 The code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for Sandra's friend.

[@neon_veins]

Hey there fellow JC's

[@daedalus6433]

@@neon_veins Why are you locked in the bathroom?

[@antalgergo2699]

"The underclasses are starting to get...Desperate,your turn" "Desperate." "Desperate" "Desperate. "Desperate"

[@jharju2352]

That one got me

[@domasbaliulis23]

deusperate ex.

[@HYDEinallcaps]

Desperate.

[@KwadDamyj]

d E s P e R a T e

[@bearb1asting]

No. Within six months.

[@Valdetiosi]

STICK WITH THE PROD PROD WITH THE PROD

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Valde Just in case, though. We're police!

[@Arizona_Raven]

A non-lethal take down is always the most silent takedown. (hops off)

[@Fournier46]

PROD WITH THE STICK.

[@jcodym13]

Oh yes

[@51SErVER]

STICK WITH THE STICK

[@AdarisTempest]

This secondary video should be online within six months. It is currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on its progress within six months.

[@daedalus6433]

Why contain it? ...s'cool.

[@AnomalousMats]

Within the week there will be commenters running KZbin.

[@AdarisTempest]

@@AnomalousMats No. Within six months.

[@daedalus6433]

@@AdarisTempest Commenters... are the future!

[@Merc7734]

Yes.

[@ratpunkgurl]

"Might as well start using coke." "YEAH. "

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"The NSF They hit one of our shipments. A few of them got away but we managed to trap the rest in the statue."

[@junioraltamontent.7582]

Mess. You. Up.

[@whywhymusic]

There's something about "that's terror" the makes me love this video and keeps me going back again and again after all these years

[@somebonehead]

Every time someone says "Number one" I always follow up with "That's terror".

[@brucesmith2206]

Within six months.

[@JynxedKoma]

This comment was posted *6 Months* ago.

[@whywhymusic]

@@JynxedKoma my people have reported on this comment... within 6 months

[@MarcusJWvideo]

I'll probably respond to this comment Within six months

[@matthewwinter611]

No joke, when I heard Machinima was down for good this was the one video I worried about. Thank god. And thank you for remastering it!

[@AbbyRemix]

I am honored. :)

[@mcgmark]

Absolutely incredible, the pacing of the dialogue and small comedic pauses is what made the original so great and you somehow got it pretty much identical in this recreation. I'm so impressed. Thank you you're amazing.

[@AbbyRemix]

I'm really glad you like it. Yeah, I tried to not screw up what was already good. Some things might seem like Special Edition shit though and rub people the wrong way. Just in case, I'm keeping the old versions up, but I'm hoping people won't want to go back. I feel like I've learned a lot and improved over time, and looking back at some of the haphazard quality of my old videos is hard.

[@ashfox7498]

I must admit I'm rather impressed with the secondary unit

[@WrenchInThePlan]

@@AbbyRemix The fact that there's an NSF merc stands right behind Paul and aims his crossbow at about 3:10 just makes it better, IMO. Thank you for doing this.

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@ashfox7498 Quit screwing around.

[@miketacos9034]

The “Oh yes” back and forth is still the foundation of my humor to this day.

[@KingLich451]

Oh yes, most certainly.

[@Ziomaletto]

Oh yes... UNATCO?

[@TammoKorsai]

I recently played The Nameless Mod and discovered that it does indeed have beans as an item that heals 5 points, so beans are indeed useful.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Gotta love that mod.

[@danieljuno810]

0:22 “why contain it?…………….Its cool. “. lmao

[@FaceManPie]

Machinima just got their entire channel deleted so I hope this one jumps up in views. Good work!

[@AbbyRemix]

FaceManPie Oh wow. That’s intense. Yeah, I hope so too.

[@KangarooKommando]

Do we know why yet?

[@AbbyRemix]

KangarooKommando I imagine the people that bought them out didn’t want to deal with that much low income content along with any payment and copyright issues each might provoke.

[@KangarooKommando]

Egger3rd I’m not happy about it, but it does make sense on a corporate level. At least this amazing piece survived

[@punishedredruby]

Oh Yes

[@ouroboros7466]

Why a remaster? *_It's cooool_*

[@somebonehead]

'S cool!

[@TammoKorsai]

By the way, Malkavian Mod has been updated after many years of inactivity. I hope the developer continues to report on its progress within six months.

[@AbbyRemix]

TammoKorsai Nice! I love that mod.

[@51SErVER]

I expect a new update within the week.

[@TammoKorsai]

No, within six months.

[@51SErVER]

@@TammoKorsai yes

[@somerandomname3124]

​@@51SErVER Old men ARE THE FUTURE

[@leewatson4036]

Thank you for having the foresight of archiving this masterpiece, I can't believe Machinima would just quietly try to erase one of the best fucking videos on the internet. God bless you for making it in the first place.

[@AbbyRemix]

Sherd Red No problem. I’m glad you like it so much. This one’s a complete re-shoot that I made recently in order to boost the video quality. The I’ve archived the old versions here too though.

[@OmnipotentGoggles]

Posting the video once? That's terror. Posting the video twice? That's terror.

[@TungstenViper]

"...and it will be operational within six months" "We had to undure much you and I, but within the week, there will be old men running the world..." "No. Within six months" "...yes"

[@darkcross1337]

'A non-lethal takedown is always the most silent takedown' has been in my vernacular for years and years because of the original video. Classic.

[@Yuriosity]

"Beans, might be useful" has made it into my every day vernacular

[@DaisahMephisto]

"I might as well start using Coke." "Yeah"

[@RGDcommentnode]

Machinima is officially gone, but this video endures! 's cool

[@MrPoke]

Old men... ...are the future!

[@SidheKnight]

- The Republican Party slogan.

[@KwadDamyj]

You'd think the future would be ELECTRONIC old men, talk about missing the obvious connection.

[@Jeansowaty]

As sad as it is, that's reality.

[@SneedRemembrancer]

Warning

[@StormZephyr]

No. Within six months.

[@mastermaniac1911]

"Just in case though, we're police." My wife and I have been quoting this line for years whenever we're - um - let's just say, applying an unnecessary level of force. Usually whenever grenades or area-effect abilities are involved.

[@KingLich451]

hahahah, that is sweet

[@ashfox7498]

This isn't a training exercise JC, these are real children. Stick with the prod; parent with the prod!

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Zoomer Waffen Fuck you, Nazi.

[@narxes]

"What are we waiting for?" "I dunno."

[@JPman299]

I like to pick my nose

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

If you can get to the North Dock, an informant will give you a key that opens the statute doors.

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

​@@jeffcarroll1990shock he responds to the code phrase, iron CÁWK

[@RegaDega]

JC: Paul, UNATCO hurt my weenie. Paul: .......There’s been some activity at sea, I’m going to watch the coast.

[@Trainwreck141]

Old men, running the world...A NEW AGE!

[@ComradeRemus]

Old men... are the future!

[@StudioMod]

Me and my best friend would quote this video word-for-word all the time to the point where once one of us quoted it, we had to quote nearly the entire video. We could/would jump in anywhere. He'd arrive at my house and I'd be like "About time you shit". Sometimes when he'd finish a cigarette and it was time to return into the house he'd go "what are we waiting for?" and of course I knew exactly what he was quoting. "I dunno...", "I like to pick. my. nose." It was pretty much a running joke for almost 10 straight years since we found the video... To my eternal misfortune, my best friend was murdered last month in Baltimore. As much as it pains me to say this, this will probably be the last time I can watch this video. The pain is insane. I miss him so much.

[@SommerSen]

jesus man sorry for your loss

[@StudioMod]

@@SommerSen It’s okay, appreciate your words. It’s gotten a bit easier but videos like this one in particular make it REALLY hard to cope. So many things that are a part of my sense of humor belong only to me now, and it never really becomes clear what the meaning of anything is after a while.

[@Maestro7228]

My daily news source

[@AnomalousMats]

U-UNATCO?

[@AdarisTempest]

Savage.

[@comradepinko1155]

No, savage

[@TyrannoWright]

UNATCO?

[@peppermillers8361]

U-UNATC- SAVAGE

[@absentdiego2573]

@@TyrannoWright Savage

[@moonsaves]

I had a dream about this and felt compelled to find it again.

[@KwadDamyj]

Somehow the upgraded graphics just reinforce the shoddy ridiculousness of everything else. I love it.

[@ThingsOnDemand]

the entire exchange with the informant is the greatest piece of postmodern art every created

[@NotWindy017]

OH YES

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Windy017 OH YES

[@DxDelta2]

most certainly.

[@daedalus6433]

Quit screwing around.

[@FireurchinProductionsByzantium]

Oh yeah yeah

[@daedalus6433]

@@FireurchinProductionsByzantium God no.

[@MiyukiFan]

I really appreciate the little retouches you did here and there. It stays true to the original while making things flow better. This is legit one of my favorite videos ever

[@thejoebotnik]

A timeless classic, reborn. A new age.

[@lonestar6709]

_"Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod."_

[@lm9029]

I just cant get enough of the thumbnail. It must be depicting JC in thirdperson when on zhyme.

[@weebak5933]

2007: this is a meme 2017: this is, uh, disturbingly accurate 2027: this is history

[@51SErVER]

1: that's terror

[@CitizenMike]

Ive been watching this for years, this is a youtube master piece

[@Chiptunecat]

My best friend and I have been referencing this video to each other for the past 10 years it's really cool to see that you're still around and making stuff, thank you for the laughs

[@AbbyRemix]

It's always so awesome to hear this kind of stuff. Thank you for mentioning. I'm very honored to have made a pleasant mark in you and your friends' lives. 😊

[@weefrasey1]

Thanks for saving this sacred piece of art.

[@AbbyRemix]

No problem. :)

[@rainbowvomitself]

"PAUL. UNATCO HERMATMWEEMEE

[@thezec]

what hte fuck *stares*

[@youngimmortal4719]

PAUL. UNATCO HURT MY WEENIE.

[@user-cb4vt3qm3j]

... There's some activity at sea. I'm going to watch the coast.

[@jharju2352]

The "desperate" exchange cracks me up every time

[@fpm1979]

2:38 Haha, the security robot is doing the moonwalk!

[@AbbyRemix]

The original had a bit of footage that I had to play backward to get the dialogue to line up well enough. There was a walker waking through that got reversed in the process, and someone had commented that it was doing the moonwalk. So this time I animated it that way for real. Even looked up a moonwalking tutorial vid to get it to look legit.

[@Bee-N64]

"About time, you shit." I never thought I would hear that uncensored

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

This is the first time I've ever watched this masterpiece stoned. And I've been in love with it since it debuted what must be a decade ago. My jaw hurts from laughing so hard. Thank you, @Egger3rd. Hope you're doing OK out there.

[@ReindeerNavy]

An absolute classic. I still get recommended the old one in my recommendations occasionally.

[@AbbyRemix]

patq911 Nice. Your interests are well curated.

[@jcdeton72]

My fellow JC Dentons, UNITE!

[@Hypercheeker]

We really do live in a world of JCs

[@AngelloProduct]

Oh yea oh yea oh yea

[@jcdenton4262]

2 JC Denton oh no

[@dogeprissy9850]

Heh heh, hold on.

[@daedalus6433]

Get the hell out of here, Dentons.

[@Imp_Ale]

Watching this after the Presidential Debate makes it funnier.

[@AbbyRemix]

God, I don't even wanna look. Anything good? I'm scared of feeling deep shame and concern.

[@Spellbreakz]

Old men! Warning! Warning!

[@Imp_Ale]

@@AbbyRemix Old men...are the future.

[@ba3655]

Are you the original creator of the recut? If so you are a genius of the modern age and it is an honour to address you.

[@AbbyRemix]

Yes I am, and I appreciate that very much. Hopefully I can keep up my momentum and get back into making these sorts of things again on the reg.

[@euchre90]

You have a single fact to back that up?

[@Pappimen]

A new age of Egge3rd videos? I'm totally down with that!

[@AbbyRemix]

The Duke of Prunes Yeah. Number one...

[@redfield2308]

*new age

[@MttSls]

1:41 "Quit screwing around" _"Yes."_

[@HOTLANTAMAN]

O L D M E N W A R N I N G W A R N I NG

[@juice6521]

Old men...are the future.

[@spazjackrabbit61]

Old men, running the world A NEW AGE

[@TamiyaGuy123]

Holy shit, I've been looking for this for _years,_ and not only have you reuploaded it yourself, but you've remastered it to 1080p?! Now, we can truly admire the electronic old men in the way that they deserve to be admired. I must say thank you. This video, this remaster, this _archive_ of obscure Internet culture... 'S cool.

[@AbbyRemix]

No problem. While you’re here, have a look around at my other work. I’m getting back into making these things and currently doing some Fatty Bear videos. Been getting really ambitious with it. After that, I do in fact plan to work on a sequel to Deus Ex: The Recut. Felt like getting back into the swing of things before working on that though.

[@BLARGHALT]

How does it feel knowing you made the greatest YTP ever?

[@ShadowRules]

The "Depend" joke always gets me, never see anyone mention it

[@saxxonpike]

That whole act is dense and keeps delivering more and more each time you watch it, this one took a couple times for me

[@supamanlova9250]

This is my favourite video of all time

[@Shinigami13133]

This, and the malkavian mod are probably some of the most important things keeping this wonderful game relevant

[@spooky4124]

3:17 when he said "PAUL... UNATCO hermamweemee" I felt that.

[@combine2651]

Me and my friend have quoted this for years. Thank you for blessing the internet with this.

[@swempytimes]

I've been watching your videos over and over again for the past 15 years and they still make me laugh with tears. tysm 💛

[@dwaynezilla]

I rewatch this every 6 months or so, at the least. So good.

[@dwaynezilla]

2 months this time

[@AbbyRemix]

Lol. Flexin’ with these check-ins; I love it. Glad you’re enjoying. 👍🏻

[@LiefLayer]

I love this remastered!!!! Old videos are the future!

[@DrWhite]

I just saw this played next to the original and - simply wow! All edits slipped in are so perfectly in-tune with the rest of the video that they don't feel out of place, don't break the pacing and instead only add to the video. I mean, just seeing Paul watching JC HUP away from him was amazing. Thank you for taking the time to not only archive but to improve one of the best Deus Ex videos on the internet.

[@AbbyRemix]

Awesome! I'm glad you like the edits. Thank you for the feedback on that. And yeah, I do think that archival is important. When nice things get deleted, everyone loses.

[@hkiller47]

WHY CONTAIN IT? S'COOL!

[@CptFreemanC17]

"Stick with the PROD. PROD with the PROD. Just in case though: we're police!" Videos i quote every day.

[@cookieface80]

I can't watch the original opening without thinking about this video.

[@Insidious849]

“Don’t tell me... It’s on its way back to the people?” “no” “DAMN”

[@lilwyvern4]

Been watching this video several times a year for like 12 years. It still remains as entertaining as ever.

[@MrPatters]

This video and the Malkavian mod have created 90% of Deus Ex memes

[@durendal761]

Everything about this video perfectly encapsulates Deus Ex in a way that it has no real right to. Pretty much every line is solid gold.

[@hobnails]

I am glad for this remastering of such a fucking classic, your videos were some of the first, and greatest gaming youtube poops ever made. I would love more things like Sporeout and Laura Bow from you. Thanks for this gift Egger3rd, glad to see you're still kicking around.

[@robocopvs]

I honestly don't care if the animation matches up the same. I don't mind the new twists in HD. But I am *slightly* concerned that Paul's voice doesn't fade out into the distance as he explains that a non-lethal takedown is always the most silent takedown, while JC ignores him.

[@bananahammock334]

Well, that was a nice recap of 2020. Well done.

[@UwBuis]

Bob page cracks me up most times but the best joke should be online within six months, it's currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within six months, my people will continue to report on the progress within six months.

[@LiefLayer]

Our electronic old man and their flexibility LOL

[@Kaei7]

thank you, this has been one of my favorite videos for many years now, I'm glad it's not deleted and you're still around! good job with the remaster!

[@AbbyRemix]

Thanks!

[@bartsperling4101]

i will never forget this video, glad it's still up

[@dentonssubliminals]

Please don't deprive us of such astonishing videos. Keep making them, I appreciate your work.

[@doubledoublenopickle]

Glad you did this, since the original upload just got deleted by machinima.

[@tohopes]

That's terror.

[@51SErVER]

It's on its way back to the people.

[@80nt]

Still one of the best videos on this entire site, I watch it yearly

[@paperclip9558]

Finally i rediscovered this video. Watched the original looong time ago and just lost track of it.

[@AbbyRemix]

That’s great to hear. Happy to oblige. ☺️

[@LTGVCasanova]

Desperate

[@PregnantWhale3000]

Desperate

[@calvinhobbes9964]

Desperate

[@baambis]

Desperate

[@Ammnontet]

Desperate

[@redfield2308]

Desperate

[@liketocodev]

old men, running the world, a new age

[@YTshortsIsTerrible]

I watch the original quite often to cheer up, how didn't I learn about this one before? Well done!

[@TheDismissor]

I'm more concerned about savage Unatco No savage Unatco? S a v a g e U- Unatco S A V A G E

[@RyanEdwardsVA]

Amazing. A beautiful remake of a classic video i find myself quoting nearly daily. You da best.

[@devon674]

UNATCO? SAVAGE. UNATCO? SAVAGE. UNATCO? NO. SAVAGE. UNATCO? SAVAGE!

[@DanielLopez-zt4ig]

The best moment to do the moonwalk is at night.

[@slime_sam4321]

"UNATCO?" "Savage." always kills me

[@HC-qc5rp]

“Just in case, though, we’re police” is so funny

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

I didn't know who made this until machinima's upload went down. Looking forward to browsing his other works. The remaster looks better and has smoother editing, but there's a certain charm to the roughness of the original.