Jerma takes an innocent cow and turns it into a menace Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985 #Jerma985 #jerma
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@makenshao98865 ай бұрын
I think one of my favorite things about this is that he raised his pet so poorly that the moment that the tutorial lady stops having plot armor Jerma's pet IMMEDIATELY kills her.
@deecomposerr5 ай бұрын
jerma throwing the nonbeliever off a cliff and then getting confused and upset when he dies is so in-character, his writers did a good job this episode
@_Lumiere_5 ай бұрын
A fickle deity
@SirMatthew5 ай бұрын
"He's out of control!" *refuses to control him*
@TeamSprocket5 ай бұрын
Average Dog Whisperer episode
@lonesavior3 ай бұрын
We've tried nothing, and we're all out of options!
@gentlechaos591114 күн бұрын
he's trying to gentle parent an omnipotent killing machine, incredible
@piemon222225 ай бұрын
"People are just having sex and stuff? What's going on?" - Jerma roleplaying as God
@sonsofisstvan16755 ай бұрын
God after banishing Adam and Eve from the Garden
@allien.7773 ай бұрын
@@sonsofisstvan1675 LMFAOO
@spoon53075 ай бұрын
pants: pogged
@malicmarrow47265 ай бұрын
mogers
@39Fanclub5 ай бұрын
How did he manage to create the WORST creature son with such a simple system of slap = scold, pet = praise
@_Lumiere_5 ай бұрын
Children take after their parents
@SpecialInterestShow5 ай бұрын
To be fair, being violent to children (including spanking) just leads to children being angry and unruly and possibly traumatized. Also I think Jerma saw it similar to like, slapping a dog lol
@PointsofData5 ай бұрын
@@SpecialInterestShow I get your point but the game isn't coded for the creature to have trauma
@SpecialInterestShow5 ай бұрын
@@PointsofData the game isn't, but our brains are most often coded with empathy, so we struggle sometimes even in games 🤷
@ColovianFurCap5 ай бұрын
@@SpecialInterestShow yeah but that wasn't the point though
@guggycat4 ай бұрын
Imagine bowing your head in fervent prayer only to hear your god giggle and say “nerd neck”
@Dorito_Djinn5 ай бұрын
I love how Jerma knew this stream would be a smash hit before the game even started
@jermiahenjoyer5 ай бұрын
He doesn't know
@Dabednego4 ай бұрын
Throwing a dead body in front of his son and shouting “LEARN” is giving “Repeatedly yelling ‘Heaven’ at a dying baby fish.”
Jerma would discipline bad children with a Disney vacation
@Kenwood7095 ай бұрын
Im subbed to at least five different jerma edit channels and this one has been the best for months now.
@sombrero672705 ай бұрын
tell me which please, I'm new to this. I watched all of skye4 before this one.
@TheUnicornChicken5 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270 There's also @golden_winged8736 & @Pythanoc for these really long edits (1h+ up to like....9h lol). They're not really active anymore, but they still have a bunch of really good edits you won't find anywhere else. For the much shorter edits you should already know about Cheltie, but it's really worth watching the longer versions from the aforementioned channels.
@Ry-mj2eb5 ай бұрын
dumptruck
@stevejames7715 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270 dumptruck, skye4, cheltie, 2ndJerma, Pythanoc, Golden_Winged, Superdazza off the top of my head
@SuperCompany0075 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270cheltie makes the best medium length edits while dumptruck makes the best long edits. 2nd jerma if you want short ones
@Lavassin5 ай бұрын
The AI in this game for the time that it came out was insane. Like your creature can literally grow its own personality and you can see it in the way they act. This game was so ahead of its time
@niksin99414 ай бұрын
Especially 1:05:20
@club27724 ай бұрын
Um I would say it still is. Don’t know if I’ve ever seen procedural personality in any modern game.
@weneedaladder83843 ай бұрын
@@club2772 what would you say about games like Wildermyth or Rimworld? How do they compare?
@allien.7773 ай бұрын
ikr, how they got jerma to algorithmically grow his personality is insane for its time
@SpecialInterestShow5 ай бұрын
Creature: * causes trouble everywhere, literally eats people * Jerma after teaching Creature "fireball": "oh no why would he do this? How could we have anticipated this?"
@kevinsteel78755 ай бұрын
"Alright, it's time to breed" -Jeremy Elbertson
@twingolord5 ай бұрын
"Everybody is going to breed" -Jeremy Elebertson
@gobbo19175 ай бұрын
'It's heretical to zerk off' -*Jeremy 'BREED-DADDY' Elbertson*
@ninjabuddy12 ай бұрын
"Who wants to breed?" Catboy Jerma running full speed towards you in a dark alley at 2 AM
@hmnsdnssx5 ай бұрын
"your creature is trying to show you how it's feeling!" the creature: throwing lightning balls and crates and groups of women and children
@_Lumiere_5 ай бұрын
Your creature is feeling a little calamitous
@MegaCoolGuy6.95 ай бұрын
I like how he treats the creature like a toddler
@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler5 ай бұрын
Psycho streamer PLAYS GOD and forces NEWBORN son to DEVOUR INNOCENT CIVILIANS
@PhiIosophiia5 ай бұрын
game's narrator sounds like he's about to ask if i got any potions or food
@ShadowRulah5 ай бұрын
Same studio
@samkruse33514 ай бұрын
Brrrring bring.. hero your health is low.. Do you have any potions? Or food?.. Watch that now
@TheTrueMerrio2 ай бұрын
"Good job. The Beatles are now dead."
@vyrotic1685 ай бұрын
Oh man, i would play this game with my mum and she would endlessly throw the people into the ocean and laugh
@gwitch4 ай бұрын
"You killed him!" *three minutes pass of Jerma staring at the corpse* "W-wait, he's dead???"
@andreamikoda96575 ай бұрын
That lady is literally gate keeping god??? Love how she struts out.
@allien.7773 ай бұрын
only to immediately get eaten once the tutorial no longer needs her 💀
@CraaazySteeeve5 ай бұрын
Jerma throwing a kid down a hill because they wont work is so god damn funny
@errorcopythat5 ай бұрын
this just proves chat is the devil on jeremy's shoulder
@PointsofData5 ай бұрын
You had doubts until now?
@gwitch5 ай бұрын
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EDIT OF THIS FOR SO LOOOOOOONG
@salieriii5 ай бұрын
Do you happen to know when he streamed this? Like what year?
@Reac25 ай бұрын
2nd Jerma had decent ones ,but they totalled much shorter than this
@nynaeve5 ай бұрын
@@salieriii It was January 2020
@gwitch5 ай бұрын
@@Reac2They were all right but the short length of the official channel always put me off. These streams are 6+ hours and the best they can do is 20 minutes? Cmaaaahn.
@salieriii5 ай бұрын
@@nynaeve Thanks! ⛄️
@sethr.c10655 ай бұрын
I saw this game in a magazine along with Rome: Total War when I was a kid. It's that "you can do ANYTHING!" Game that every kid wants to play
@wzrd.74715 ай бұрын
Absolutely unbelievable the jermamite soul is nourished over and over again. Bless you tuber
@lavaking5 ай бұрын
Wow i didn't realize just how much the 2ndjerma edits left out of this series. Thank you for this!
@casikle5 ай бұрын
my life revolves around jerma edits
@goongalass9304 ай бұрын
we've failed u as a society
@jamiebinger35065 ай бұрын
I loved this game as a kid and have never been able to find a working version of it or the sequel as an adult
@motionwithoskar5 ай бұрын
there are ways of playing it even black and white 1, but it can be alittle tricky to setup, there are guides out there that you can follow. It sucks that it isn't available on gog for example.
@devindieckmann92025 ай бұрын
I looked it up on an abandonware site where i got b&w 1 and Sims 2
@TheMrBadPanda5 ай бұрын
pretty sure its on myabandonware
@artificialivan89575 ай бұрын
@@motionwithoskar Can you link one of the guides please? I only find ones that are in russian
@motionwithoskar5 ай бұрын
@@artificialivan8957 i'm pretty sure i followed a guide i saw here on youtube, kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIe4npqEhJVjZ7M Not sure if that video specifically is the one im thinking of, but i remember it was not free from errors on my part and had to do some googling on error messages i got but maybe you have more luck than i did. I was eventually able to play both the first & second. :)
@moltenchocolate97255 ай бұрын
1:22 that intro cinematic goes so fucking hard
@zog84824 ай бұрын
the horse standing idle and making that noise actually made me shed tears from laughing too hard
@Lux_Ferox5 ай бұрын
dumptruck has 100% peeped the horror and lived to tell the tale.
@Rex-qx2ko5 ай бұрын
1:09:30 "run get out of here!" "ok" *proceeds to stand still* how does he do it?!
@NyanchsPage4 ай бұрын
Can't get over Jerma getting his pet cow and immediately beating the shit out of it.
@lloona99485 ай бұрын
FUCK YES, IVE WANTED A LONG EDIT OF THIS STREAM FOREVER AND YOUR EDITS ROCK!!! THANK YOUUUU
@Motuochez5 ай бұрын
never heard of this game before, but this is definitely perfect for jerma's shenanigans
@TheGirlWhoStoleAStar5 ай бұрын
16:47 has me in tears
@JacobPlays1365 ай бұрын
"He's a little frightened" *Smack smack smack*
@Lavassin5 ай бұрын
This game was my whole childhood. Thanks for the edit ass man
@Til_What5 ай бұрын
I see new Jerma long edit, I click. Thanks for uploading.
@gabrieldelorenzo65235 ай бұрын
this is one of my fave jerma streams, but i forgot about it till now. thanks for the edit and the reminder to put this on my jerma top tier playlist
@firetarrasque46675 ай бұрын
Jerma’s Evil Son was an incredible character.
@mantidream81794 ай бұрын
I am convinced the divine creature was programmed with Jerma as the target audience. He loves it, truly
@TransponderSnail5 ай бұрын
“Deciple breeder” … “audio jungle”
@zaragarden5 ай бұрын
30:57 Jermas son shits everywhere 51:40 Baby rage 59:34 Jermas son shits everywhere AGAIN 1:02:12 Panic attack 2:00:54 What have I become ahh moment
@xxscribbledragonxx97444 ай бұрын
36:39 the fact he makes the sound EXACTLY is insane
@phibse89655 ай бұрын
He was absolutely right about the stream being a smash hit, I LOVED this stream
@thefish6685 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is going to haunt me 😊
@MyNameHere1015 ай бұрын
23:53 A cow with a moral conflict 😂
@TomJakobW2 ай бұрын
“Why did he think about it? He had, like, a moral conflict there, what was that?” Jerma wondered, as the normally herbivorous cow creature consumed an entire animal carcass.
@hallowedchef5 ай бұрын
Pants: Shidded Face: Pogged
@judtt5 ай бұрын
Pants: Pogged Face: Shidded
@tanoiason5 ай бұрын
Face: pantsed Pog: Shidded
@ALongAndLowTide5 ай бұрын
I love watching this guy play...too bad he's a figment of our imagination
@azimaini5 ай бұрын
watch the stream, watched the edit, still gonna watch the long edit. jerma my love once and forever. as long as i can hear your voice again
@k3salieri5 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the stealth section again. Lol
@kalebwhite92125 ай бұрын
Another edit from the goat!
@jorj13575 ай бұрын
your computer must be really fast to render jermas 3d model and voice! it's almost like he's real
@cowcat81244 ай бұрын
The voice of Sable the Creature Trainer reminds me of the "Turn the Wonderbook to the front cover" lady
@bootlegsnoopy5 ай бұрын
I cannot imagine a reality where someone would actually ResidentSleeper this game
@Rorrumao4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the high quality edits, Mr. Truck. Cheltie cannot begin to compete with thieir disjointed and obsessive editing style.
@therealest455 ай бұрын
Thanks for uploading these, they're great edits.
@xnotasweatx5 ай бұрын
Adding this to my long jerma videos playlist
@Hegataro2 ай бұрын
Jerma gives a baboon a gun and is surprised when it kills something, the series
@SaltyFrenchFries5 ай бұрын
"My name is not Michael, it is GOD."
@googleisawful99875 ай бұрын
Goated game, goated streamer and goated editor! Thanks for this!
@hunter7104565 ай бұрын
I was just thinking that I wanted to see this edited yesterday lol thank you! 🎉
@CharcoalDove14 күн бұрын
your gameplay of this is the funniest thing i've seen for a long time. gonna watch it again to distract
@Mandyproject35 ай бұрын
Dump truck out here doing gods work😩
@boogieb90735 ай бұрын
one of my favorite steams ever. you should edit the hulk ultimate destruction stream next, its the origin of the reddit room.
@gobbo19175 ай бұрын
16:50 actual father moment
@farsalor26275 ай бұрын
Please. we need the rest.
@gmodAus35 ай бұрын
Thank you dumptruck for blessing us once again
@gobbo19175 ай бұрын
14:03 'resident breeder' is my favorite survival horror game
@jwilham5 ай бұрын
havnt laughed that hard in a long time.
@TheUnicornChicken5 ай бұрын
bro i just shat my pants
@Bluepheonix05135 ай бұрын
I POGGED MY PANTS WHEN DUMPTRUCK UPLOADED
@TomJakobW2 ай бұрын
You know, sometimes I really do feel like wanting to know how an actual medieval serf would react to reading a comment like that!
@Zosalot5 ай бұрын
I didn't have my glasses on and thought the thumbnail was bootleg Timon and Pumbaa. lol
@sonsofisstvan16755 ай бұрын
I literally started watching the vod with chat of this I’m pogging
@kelp68565 ай бұрын
cant wait for pt 2!!! love ur edits!!
@PhineasKSliderVT18 сағат бұрын
ALT title: Jerma teaches Cow violence, lives to regret it. XD
@niksin99414 ай бұрын
The psycho jerma IMMEDIATELY punches his pet cow once he gets to pet it
@joyestik88355 ай бұрын
B&W EDIT POGGERS
@nynaeve5 ай бұрын
god bless you dumptruck. I love this stream
@HerraHissi5 ай бұрын
"Jerma the Pitbull owner"
@jubileehoney32695 ай бұрын
The scariest thumbnail yet
@gabeitch91425 ай бұрын
Been waiting for
@Hellscap34 ай бұрын
and by the first hour [ 1:00:00 ] God said let them eat corpses
@SkeIIum5 ай бұрын
49:40 the cursed part of Island 1.
@amp41055 ай бұрын
MUST BUILD HOMES
@renkuroo5 ай бұрын
When youre so early that theres no part 2 yet 😩😩
@hallucihatea.k.a.meltmute355 ай бұрын
2:06:44 !Strike!
@Sweagerz5 ай бұрын
i CRIED laughing when he accidentally beat the f out of his creature instead of stroking it at 16:50 omggggggg . amazing
@sillylittlemonkey71304 ай бұрын
One of the best game streams ever lmao
@Lakeside805 ай бұрын
can't wait for the next part
@TheArachnoBot5 ай бұрын
I just pogged my pants
@astrallizard46825 ай бұрын
imagine god streaming our lives somewhere just like jerma did with those people
@SpecialInterestShow5 ай бұрын
59:25 that's it Jerma jr... Hide the evidence...
@sltrskid5 ай бұрын
28:19 is one of the funniest things i've seen holy shit