I think one of my favorite things about this is that he raised his pet so poorly that the moment that the tutorial lady stops having plot armor Jerma's pet IMMEDIATELY kills her.
@SirMatthew7 ай бұрын
"He's out of control!" *refuses to control him*
@TeamSprocket7 ай бұрын
Average Dog Whisperer episode
@lonesavior5 ай бұрын
We've tried nothing, and we're all out of options!
@gentlechaos5911Ай бұрын
he's trying to gentle parent an omnipotent killing machine, incredible
@deecomposerr7 ай бұрын
jerma throwing the nonbeliever off a cliff and then getting confused and upset when he dies is so in-character, his writers did a good job this episode
@_Lumiere_7 ай бұрын
A fickle deity
@piemon222227 ай бұрын
"People are just having sex and stuff? What's going on?" - Jerma roleplaying as God
@sonsofisstvan16757 ай бұрын
God after banishing Adam and Eve from the Garden
@allien.7775 ай бұрын
@@sonsofisstvan1675 LMFAOO
@guggycat6 ай бұрын
Imagine bowing your head in fervent prayer only to hear your god giggle and say “nerd neck”
@spoon53077 ай бұрын
pants: pogged
@malicmarrow47267 ай бұрын
mogers
@humanratteler97607 ай бұрын
Jerma would discipline bad children with a Disney vacation
@39Fanclub7 ай бұрын
How did he manage to create the WORST creature son with such a simple system of slap = scold, pet = praise
@_Lumiere_7 ай бұрын
Children take after their parents
@SpecialInterestShow7 ай бұрын
To be fair, being violent to children (including spanking) just leads to children being angry and unruly and possibly traumatized. Also I think Jerma saw it similar to like, slapping a dog lol
@PointsofData6 ай бұрын
@@SpecialInterestShow I get your point but the game isn't coded for the creature to have trauma
@SpecialInterestShow6 ай бұрын
@@PointsofData the game isn't, but our brains are most often coded with empathy, so we struggle sometimes even in games 🤷
@ColovianFurCap6 ай бұрын
@@SpecialInterestShow yeah but that wasn't the point though
@TeapotBird5 ай бұрын
Throwing a dead body in front of his son and shouting “LEARN” is giving “Repeatedly yelling ‘Heaven’ at a dying baby fish.”
'It's heretical to zerk off' -*Jeremy 'BREED-DADDY' Elbertson*
@ninjabuddy13 ай бұрын
"Who wants to breed?" Catboy Jerma running full speed towards you in a dark alley at 2 AM
@Dorito_Djinn7 ай бұрын
I love how Jerma knew this stream would be a smash hit before the game even started
@jermiahenjoyer7 ай бұрын
He doesn't know
@argento-pyrite9 күн бұрын
@@jermiahenjoyer PepeLaugh
@hmnsdnssx7 ай бұрын
"your creature is trying to show you how it's feeling!" the creature: throwing lightning balls and crates and groups of women and children
@_Lumiere_7 ай бұрын
Your creature is feeling a little calamitous
@MegaCoolGuy6.97 ай бұрын
I like how he treats the creature like a toddler
@gwitch6 ай бұрын
"You killed him!" *three minutes pass of Jerma staring at the corpse* "W-wait, he's dead???"
@Lavassin7 ай бұрын
The AI in this game for the time that it came out was insane. Like your creature can literally grow its own personality and you can see it in the way they act. This game was so ahead of its time
@niksin99415 ай бұрын
Especially 1:05:20
@club27725 ай бұрын
Um I would say it still is. Don’t know if I’ve ever seen procedural personality in any modern game.
@weneedaladder83845 ай бұрын
@@club2772 what would you say about games like Wildermyth or Rimworld? How do they compare?
@allien.7775 ай бұрын
ikr, how they got jerma to algorithmically grow his personality is insane for its time
@SpecialInterestShow7 ай бұрын
Creature: * causes trouble everywhere, literally eats people * Jerma after teaching Creature "fireball": "oh no why would he do this? How could we have anticipated this?"
@Kenwood7097 ай бұрын
Im subbed to at least five different jerma edit channels and this one has been the best for months now.
@sombrero672707 ай бұрын
tell me which please, I'm new to this. I watched all of skye4 before this one.
@TheUnicornChicken7 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270 There's also @golden_winged8736 & @Pythanoc for these really long edits (1h+ up to like....9h lol). They're not really active anymore, but they still have a bunch of really good edits you won't find anywhere else. For the much shorter edits you should already know about Cheltie, but it's really worth watching the longer versions from the aforementioned channels.
@Ry-mj2eb7 ай бұрын
dumptruck
@stevejames7717 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270 dumptruck, skye4, cheltie, 2ndJerma, Pythanoc, Golden_Winged, Superdazza off the top of my head
@SuperCompany0077 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270cheltie makes the best medium length edits while dumptruck makes the best long edits. 2nd jerma if you want short ones
@CraaazySteeeve7 ай бұрын
Jerma throwing a kid down a hill because they wont work is so god damn funny
@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler7 ай бұрын
Psycho streamer PLAYS GOD and forces NEWBORN son to DEVOUR INNOCENT CIVILIANS
@PhiIosophiia7 ай бұрын
game's narrator sounds like he's about to ask if i got any potions or food
@ShadowRulah7 ай бұрын
Same studio
@samkruse33516 ай бұрын
Brrrring bring.. hero your health is low.. Do you have any potions? Or food?.. Watch that now
@TheTrueMerrio4 ай бұрын
"Good job. The Beatles are now dead."
@errorcopythat7 ай бұрын
this just proves chat is the devil on jeremy's shoulder
@PointsofData6 ай бұрын
You had doubts until now?
@andreamikoda96577 ай бұрын
That lady is literally gate keeping god??? Love how she struts out.
@allien.7775 ай бұрын
only to immediately get eaten once the tutorial no longer needs her 💀
@vyrotic1686 ай бұрын
Oh man, i would play this game with my mum and she would endlessly throw the people into the ocean and laugh
@zog84826 ай бұрын
the horse standing idle and making that noise actually made me shed tears from laughing too hard
@sethr.c10657 ай бұрын
I saw this game in a magazine along with Rome: Total War when I was a kid. It's that "you can do ANYTHING!" Game that every kid wants to play
@gwitch7 ай бұрын
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EDIT OF THIS FOR SO LOOOOOOONG
@salieriii7 ай бұрын
Do you happen to know when he streamed this? Like what year?
@Reac27 ай бұрын
2nd Jerma had decent ones ,but they totalled much shorter than this
@nynaeve7 ай бұрын
@@salieriii It was January 2020
@gwitch7 ай бұрын
@@Reac2They were all right but the short length of the official channel always put me off. These streams are 6+ hours and the best they can do is 20 minutes? Cmaaaahn.
@salieriii7 ай бұрын
@@nynaeve Thanks! ⛄️
@NyanchsPage6 ай бұрын
Can't get over Jerma getting his pet cow and immediately beating the shit out of it.
@casikle7 ай бұрын
my life revolves around jerma edits
@goongalass9306 ай бұрын
we've failed u as a society
@wzrd.74717 ай бұрын
Absolutely unbelievable the jermamite soul is nourished over and over again. Bless you tuber
@vickfrankenstein22 күн бұрын
‘…must build homes.’
@moltenchocolate97257 ай бұрын
1:22 that intro cinematic goes so fucking hard
@Lux_Ferox6 ай бұрын
dumptruck has 100% peeped the horror and lived to tell the tale.
@Rex-qx2ko7 ай бұрын
1:09:30 "run get out of here!" "ok" *proceeds to stand still* how does he do it?!
@lloona99487 ай бұрын
FUCK YES, IVE WANTED A LONG EDIT OF THIS STREAM FOREVER AND YOUR EDITS ROCK!!! THANK YOUUUU
@lavaking7 ай бұрын
Wow i didn't realize just how much the 2ndjerma edits left out of this series. Thank you for this!
@TheGirlWhoStoleAStar7 ай бұрын
16:47 has me in tears
@JacobPlays1367 ай бұрын
"He's a little frightened" *Smack smack smack*
@jamiebinger35067 ай бұрын
I loved this game as a kid and have never been able to find a working version of it or the sequel as an adult
@motionwithoskar7 ай бұрын
there are ways of playing it even black and white 1, but it can be alittle tricky to setup, there are guides out there that you can follow. It sucks that it isn't available on gog for example.
@devindieckmann92027 ай бұрын
I looked it up on an abandonware site where i got b&w 1 and Sims 2
@TheMrBadPanda7 ай бұрын
pretty sure its on myabandonware
@artificialivan89577 ай бұрын
@@motionwithoskar Can you link one of the guides please? I only find ones that are in russian
@motionwithoskar7 ай бұрын
@@artificialivan8957 i'm pretty sure i followed a guide i saw here on youtube, kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIe4npqEhJVjZ7M Not sure if that video specifically is the one im thinking of, but i remember it was not free from errors on my part and had to do some googling on error messages i got but maybe you have more luck than i did. I was eventually able to play both the first & second. :)
@TomJakobW4 ай бұрын
“Why did he think about it? He had, like, a moral conflict there, what was that?” Jerma wondered, as the normally herbivorous cow creature consumed an entire animal carcass.
@zaragarden7 ай бұрын
30:57 Jermas son shits everywhere 51:40 Baby rage 59:34 Jermas son shits everywhere AGAIN 1:02:12 Panic attack 2:00:54 What have I become ahh moment
@xxscribbledragonxx97445 ай бұрын
36:39 the fact he makes the sound EXACTLY is insane
@jorj13576 ай бұрын
your computer must be really fast to render jermas 3d model and voice! it's almost like he's real
@Motuochez7 ай бұрын
never heard of this game before, but this is definitely perfect for jerma's shenanigans
@TransponderSnail6 ай бұрын
“Deciple breeder” … “audio jungle”
@mantidream81796 ай бұрын
I am convinced the divine creature was programmed with Jerma as the target audience. He loves it, truly
@firetarrasque46676 ай бұрын
Jerma’s Evil Son was an incredible character.
@Lavassin7 ай бұрын
This game was my whole childhood. Thanks for the edit ass man
@MyNameHere1017 ай бұрын
23:53 A cow with a moral conflict 😂
@Til_What7 ай бұрын
I see new Jerma long edit, I click. Thanks for uploading.
@phibse89657 ай бұрын
He was absolutely right about the stream being a smash hit, I LOVED this stream
@hallowedchef7 ай бұрын
Pants: Shidded Face: Pogged
@judtt7 ай бұрын
Pants: Pogged Face: Shidded
@tanoiason7 ай бұрын
Face: pantsed Pog: Shidded
@sbp4215Ай бұрын
@@tanoiason Pants: Faced Shid: Pogged
@azimaini7 ай бұрын
watch the stream, watched the edit, still gonna watch the long edit. jerma my love once and forever. as long as i can hear your voice again
@k3salieri7 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the stealth section again. Lol
@gabrieldelorenzo65237 ай бұрын
this is one of my fave jerma streams, but i forgot about it till now. thanks for the edit and the reminder to put this on my jerma top tier playlist
@kalebwhite92127 ай бұрын
Another edit from the goat!
@thefish6687 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is going to haunt me 😊
@Rorrumao6 ай бұрын
Thanks for the high quality edits, Mr. Truck. Cheltie cannot begin to compete with thieir disjointed and obsessive editing style.
@cowcat81246 ай бұрын
The voice of Sable the Creature Trainer reminds me of the "Turn the Wonderbook to the front cover" lady
@SaltyFrenchFries7 ай бұрын
"My name is not Michael, it is GOD."
@ALongAndLowTide7 ай бұрын
I love watching this guy play...too bad he's a figment of our imagination
@xnotasweatx7 ай бұрын
Adding this to my long jerma videos playlist
@googleisawful99877 ай бұрын
Goated game, goated streamer and goated editor! Thanks for this!
@bootlegsnoopy7 ай бұрын
I cannot imagine a reality where someone would actually ResidentSleeper this game
@therealest457 ай бұрын
Thanks for uploading these, they're great edits.
@Hegataro4 ай бұрын
Jerma gives a baboon a gun and is surprised when it kills something, the series
@gobbo19177 ай бұрын
14:03 'resident breeder' is my favorite survival horror game
@Mandyproject37 ай бұрын
Dump truck out here doing gods work😩
@Sweagerz6 ай бұрын
i CRIED laughing when he accidentally beat the f out of his creature instead of stroking it at 16:50 omggggggg . amazing
@CharcoalDoveАй бұрын
your gameplay of this is the funniest thing i've seen for a long time. gonna watch it again to distract
@jwilham6 ай бұрын
havnt laughed that hard in a long time.
@boogieb90737 ай бұрын
one of my favorite steams ever. you should edit the hulk ultimate destruction stream next, its the origin of the reddit room.
@Zosalot7 ай бұрын
I didn't have my glasses on and thought the thumbnail was bootleg Timon and Pumbaa. lol
@TheUnicornChicken7 ай бұрын
bro i just shat my pants
@hunter7104567 ай бұрын
I was just thinking that I wanted to see this edited yesterday lol thank you! 🎉
@niksin99415 ай бұрын
The psycho jerma IMMEDIATELY punches his pet cow once he gets to pet it
@mythcat127328 күн бұрын
0:06 I've used "pogged my pants" multiple times and never even registered it was a jerma quote
@HerraHissi7 ай бұрын
"Jerma the Pitbull owner"
@gmodAus37 ай бұрын
Thank you dumptruck for blessing us once again
@farsalor26276 ай бұрын
Please. we need the rest.
@gobbo19177 ай бұрын
16:50 actual father moment
@joyestik88357 ай бұрын
B&W EDIT POGGERS
@jubileehoney32697 ай бұрын
The scariest thumbnail yet
@gabeitch91427 ай бұрын
Been waiting for
@kelp68566 ай бұрын
cant wait for pt 2!!! love ur edits!!
@PhineasKSliderVTАй бұрын
ALT title: Jerma teaches Cow violence, lives to regret it. XD
@sonsofisstvan16757 ай бұрын
I literally started watching the vod with chat of this I’m pogging
@sillylittlemonkey71305 ай бұрын
One of the best game streams ever lmao
@Bluepheonix05137 ай бұрын
I POGGED MY PANTS WHEN DUMPTRUCK UPLOADED
@TomJakobW4 ай бұрын
You know, sometimes I really do feel like wanting to know how an actual medieval serf would react to reading a comment like that!
@Hellscap35 ай бұрын
and by the first hour [ 1:00:00 ] God said let them eat corpses