Devin Townsend at the Eventim Apollo Hammersmith

[@SeanFlaharty]

I think that "bloop" sound that Dev makes describing a log hitting the water is going to be my new ringtone! Thanks again for making my day!

[@auditoryarmory]

The best tour guide ever

[@mrpositronia]

I'm ready. Can't wait.

[@normalwhitedude]

God damn Devin is entertaining as fuck. I could listen to him talk about toilets all day.

[@manchild5899]

Devin's ability to spew somewhat coherent bullshit never ceases to amaze me

[@Boomer.Roberts]

"It's like two elbows pressing together, and *you're* the one who's gonna suffer"

[@kiltymacbagpipe]

Dang Dev, that toilet should be your vocal booth on your next album.

[@Tychades]

This is gold, wish I could go.

[@TheRolvaag]

What a magnificent bastard. Reminds me of me entire Canadian family. "My whole life is a desperate bid for validation!" lol "When you're here tonight, you're going to recognize that my fascination with base humor is based almost entirely on social fears and getting close to other human beings." Then he walks into the women's bathroom lol

[@captweirdbeard]

I was just watching the video and by the time it was over I had somehow purchased a ticket! His sales tactics are as smooth as his voice.

[@s-progaming5213]

"Pounding out massive logs" was a highlight XD

[@skylilly1]

Devin, you know too much. You're blowing our persona.

[@MateNako]

I cannot say how much I love Devin

[@ashieepashiee]

I'll be there! so excited!

[@PaulMcCaffreyfmac]

Hahahaha! I actually saw films at the Odeon when it was a cinema....and I'm with you Dev. It is and will always be the Hammersmith Odeon

[@kimberlingcumberland541]

Fuck, Devins awesomeness melts my mind. I have to go watch some fail compilations now to even it all out.

[@aidanumpherson]

Impossible. His fails are awesome.

[@stephenirvine7445]

I am so excited for this!!

[@Eclecticsignal]

I'll be there in March! Can't wait!

[@xavilend]

See you in Manchester!

[@MikeEvs]

By the time you play here, I'll have seen you 5 days earlier in Bristol :)

[@Woodee]

Ordered my tix early last year.... still waiting for them to turn up!

[@SadieScarlett]

See you the week before in Bristol! I hope we stoke you up sufficiently for this gig :D During this one I will be at the Bangface weekender. This will be the best musical week of my life D: Way too excited!

[@apanapandottir205]

Talking for 10 min straight without actually saying anything. Thats a special kind of talent :D

[@skritchesdeath5752]

Gonna be there, got tickets for Christmas from the wife, but tell me dev, when is it again??? 😁

[@SDunk1]

AAAAAOMG I CAN'T FREAKIN' WAIT!!! Only a few more hours... :DD

[@TM-fr7gh]

Love the keyboard of version of Vampira in the background, totally forgot about that song.

[@Boomer.Roberts]

It's called Vampolka, it comes before Vampira on the album.

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

TrashMetal26 Vampira was my first Dev song... Will always love it

[@git606]

I came and was amused

[@HRRRRRDRRRRR]

1:40 "Is that Devin......................"

[@fireface4654]

Thanks for answering my question about the ear breaks on your seminar yesterday. :D Also, my tinnitus is also quite bad. lolz

[@AnfalasHerdsman]

you kill me everytime xD I cant wait for the show in Madrid in a few days with Leprous & BTBAM !!!

[@peejaybe78]

"pounding out massive logs" - going to be using that phrase a LOT.

[@bisquit1980]

dev needs to narrate wildlife doccumentarys lol

[@Gemmellness]

I'll be there 👍

[@fragment7]

dev would be a good anchor man

[@franlovelsimic8421]

10/10 and Vampolka suits this so well!

[@metallau]

A full 6 minutes without poopyjokes. Well done Dev! xD

[@ironjoksa]

LoL Grandma! 1:43

[@ximontrespalacios1257]

3 great bands, and no me to be seen near

[@megaslon3]

See ya!

[@mauriciogarcia7818]

When are you doing a South America tour?

[@ICULooking]

more WTF ad videos with Devin... don't mind if I do

[@kael13]

Devin's voice licks my brain. I wonder if I can convince my girlfriend to come see you again.

[@Carthunus]

EYYYYYYY NEW THINGS.

[@AstraVex]

Is the event gonna be recorded live for dvd/blu-ray? :)

[@QuakeSphere]

Holy shit this was amazing \w/

[@tcrane8630]

I'm sorry..... when was that date and who was playing?!? lol.... this guy is awesome

[@AstraVex]

Hammersmith Ocean? :)

[@gothicelfthexdreamer]

hey i was just thee sat for the switch peview

[@aidanumpherson]

Honest burgers? Devin is a vegi-ma-tarian!'

[@craigroaring]

After the battle is over And the sands drunken the urine All what there remains Is the bitterness of constipation Circle of the toilets The immobility of the gods Sits at their throne As they leave the walls behind splattered with piss Circle of the toilets The days have come When the steel will rule And upon his head A crown of golden showers Your hand wields the might The toilet's the precursor You carry a full bladder As the morning is near I sing the ballads Of victory and defeat I hear the toilets Of flushing mystery Your hand wields the might The toilets the precursor You carry the will And hope thy aim is good The new kingdoms rise By the circle of the toilets In the land of dankness The warrior that was pee Grotesque glory None will ever see it fall And dumps indoors Are like everlasting shadows Where the winds cannot reach The toilets might was born And often I look back With tears in my eyes Grotesque glory None will ever see them fall And dumps on floors Are like everlasting shadows

[@dariovargas8843]

UGH!

[@glumauig21]

So who's playing, and what date are they playing there?

[@jamesraynorprsss]

Bahahahaha! When's the gig again?

[@aidanumpherson]

MARCH 17th 2017! lol

[@dancercj1491]

Yes, I was kind of hoping that Devin Townsend would actually inform us as to the date of the gig! I missed it as a result! :D haha!

[@simondaniels4176]

‘ you’re a funny guy ‘ (Goodfellas) 😄

[@TimatorA]

LOL that woman XD

[@Dunkelzeitgeist]

That's my birthday 😅

[@vmastereadg]

Better yet, The Tonite Show!

[@treemanlee07]

Will Anne be performing too?

[@Harrysound]

Devin must be richer than a cheesecake. Well if he isn't he probably should be.

[@handleOfThy]

What a fucking host, he should be payed by introducing this place, explaining the meaning of life and goofyness!

[@vejymonsta3006]

Tesseract, Leprous ANNNND the awkward self that is devy?! Sounds like a wet dream.

[@NVRMR08]

I wasn't even gonna come but not so sure after watching this. Can't let Club de fromage win

[@AndrewJShirley]

Fucks sake Devin hahahaha

[@FlackoWeasel]

Lmao at toilet text xD

[@p.staycalm]

I'm going from London to Amsterdam to catch BtBaM because BtBaM > Tesseract. No amount of Hammersmith Odeon pandering will convince me!

[@KillTheJester]

Come! Or else you didn't come!

[@heavymetalrybakina]

Very entertaining clip, I could see him doing travelogues that could rival Michael Palin and Karl Pilkington. Perhaps he could start off with the Grand Kanyon and shove Leprous down a cliff? Just kidding! Devin, as brilliant as he is, very rarely tours with quality bands. Probably a management thing, they make the decisions who goes on tour. Leprous, for example: awful band. Can't be easy for them to support DTP who are roughly 1000 times better.

[@skyline6string]

Two people have no clue.

[@N221BP]

Dev, stop that stupid uttering of yours and start playing us a song. We DEVinitly deserved it now, enduring these blatantly ad spewing blair witch project type of thing.

[@jonathanwright8802]

Wow, Devin rarely, if ever, annoys me, but I find this to be annoying. Too verbose and redundant. Devin: be concise.

[@cleveryetdull]

Jonathan Wright maybe that was the intention?