Devoted Yandere Drider Confesses and Binds Herself to You (Monster Girl ASMR • Soft Voice • Kisses)

This yandere drider is the girl of your dreams...and nightmares! She’s watched you so long, she knows your every desire. Now she’s here to confess her feelings, accept you...and claim you, whether you like it or not. But you DO like it, don't you? ;3
[F4A] [Devoted] [Yandere] [Yielding] to [Forceful] [Drider] [Adores You], [Accepts You] and [Binds You to Her] [Monster Girl] [Rain Ambiance] [Scratching] [Finger Tapping] [Heartbeats] [Kissing] [Sleep Aid] [Soft Spoken] [Creepy But Ultimately Sweet] [Headphones Recommended!]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: IncenseStick here on youtube, with edits/additions by me!
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
HERE FOR THE BOOS DAY 8! I really struggled to describe this! How do you effectively market “Alluring psychic dream spider swallows your soul and eats your bad feelings”? I have no idea. That’s a brand new sentence!
In many ways this is a conventional soft spoken ASMR roleplay and yet totally not. It’s spicy, but not lewd; yielding but forceful; comforting but scary. (I also kept getting sleepy during editing, so it's a good sleep aid even though that wasn't my plan!) Mash some cenobites with Stephen King’s IT, sprinkle a soft comfort roleplay on top and you've got this.
I like to experiment and you’re my guinea pigs, I guess!
Anyway, I enjoyed the challenge! And it's a nice contrast to my other roleplays so far. More conceptually terrifying than the sweet/funny content I favor (Is soul/feeling devouring an offshoot of flesh horror? Cannibalism? What do we call that??) but it’s also much sweeter than full-on horror. I hope you enjoy the experiment!
#ASMR #ASMRroleplay #monstergirl

[@spidergalva]

“Devoted yandere” This is amazing “Drider” How you managed to make it better is beyond me - Lots of love from me and Wario

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I wish I could take credit, but incensestick is the mastermind behind the idea. I just performed/edited it! 🥰

[@drwoah7242]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio lol deadass incensestick is fucking nutty in how much quality they pump out

[@sonofccn]

An amazing performance. I see what you mean about Cenobites and Pennywise. This entire audio had a visceral dream-like, eldritch vibe that managed to be both sensual and unnerving. I'll be honest I was expecting "just" a Drider catches a human in her web storyline and this blew me away. The more surreal horror elements, the almost lovecraftian tone...just how much presence and "feeling" you put behind it. It's amazingly well done.

[@incensestick4769]

That's one hell of a review! We didn't exactly collaborate on this but it's very fair to say that that's exactly what we were going for :D

[@sonofccn]

@@incensestick4769 Glad you liked it. You and Vanilla Velvet certainly deserve the praise. It was really well done.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you so much! I actually toyed with the idea of using some voice distortion in places to help emphasize the otherworldly nature of the encounter but I ultimately decided against it. It would have been a much scarier audio but also a much less sleepy one, and I ended up liking the juxtaposition of relaxing + spook factor too much to sabotage it! (And I cannot even describe how difficult it was to resist making Hellraiser/IT references. It was so hard not to mention looking into the deadlights. SO HARD!)

[@sonofccn]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Applying a voice distortion might have been interesting but even without it I think you managed a sufficiently "otherwordly" voice for the Drider. While the Killer Yandere got me really amped up listening to it, this one really made me feel uncomfortable in the best possible way. And yes, oddly soothing where I wanted to relax and just give in to soft Drider's whispers. Oh dang, I'm almost sorry you resisted. I'd have loved to hear those references sprinkled in. Just as long as the Drider doesn't turn into Tim Curry in clown make. xD

[@angelus_solus]

Okay. Having a difficult time thinking after that. I can't imagine someone having this much devotion, this much passion, and being this elegantly twisted. She would be the lass from the darkest reaches of my wildest dreams. And I would be hers to keep.

[@Scooter_Alice]

This was actually kind of wholesome in a strange sort of way

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks! I think "weirdly wholesome" is a wonderful niche to fit into.

[@FlaglerAmerica]

The Girl of my Dreams and Nightmares!? It’s a honor go finally see her!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy meeting her! And don't have a debilitating fear of spiders. 😬

[@FlaglerAmerica]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Flagler loves some spiders 🕷

[@anomanderrake654]

Serious talk now this was great. I really like this voice, its soft but I can feel the strenght underneath. I can sense danger but can also sense the caring feeling she has. Its one ofyour best works yet Vanilla.

[@yancon2862]

"Is soul/feeling devouring an offshoot of flesh horror? Vore? What do we call that??" We call that time to go.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

The sound I just made cannot be transcribed by human hands but I think it can be classified as hysterical laughter of some sort.

[@incensestick4769]

That was elegantly hilarious :D

[@Qw3rt1997]

those 27 minutes have passed as like time just stopped, i've been deeply submerged in this moment with her letting everything else go as if their would have no tomorrow i'm without words 😍

[@onesnazzyboizero8034]

Honesy the interesting audio I've heard in a while, like the idea of an imaginary friend/creature becoming real and no longer imaginary is weird fascinating to me... I love it!

[@ThePhrog714]

look up tulpa’s

[@DartzHighwind]

Wow! Such immersion. I can definitely say that I don't normally get drawn in like this, but I did and it was beautiful. Also your voice added to the atmosphere. Keep up the great work!

[@MidnightSmoke]

Loved the voice and her promise, her devotion is the stuff of dreams . Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks for listening!

[@incensestick4769]

Yeah this seemed familiar 🤣 Thanks for doing my script, just a day after I gave you such an ecstatic review on the wolfgirl audio, too! I can't wait to listen to this 😍

[@MrSukram777]

You wrote the script? Congratulations in advance!

[@incensestick4769]

@@MrSukram777 Thanks! Knowing how insanely good Velvet is, this is gonna slap HARD. Enjoy!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you like it! I added, uh, a lot! 😆

[@MrSukram777]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I do. Or did you mean him/ her? Just wondering: How would you feel if I send you a script at some point? I'm not really far yet, just wondered in advance.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Sorry, I meant incensestick! re: scripts. You can send me one on reddit if you like, but obviously I can't guarantee I'll perform it. (Or remember to answer a message in a timely manner. I am, ah...very absentminded.)

[@lintecassidy206]

its actually bonkers how creative and well-executed this is. im still thinking about it a year later. absolutely singular.

[@that1otherJake]

Oooh, so many shivers. Not the biggest fan of spiders, but with that voice...hmm ok i'll stop struggling now.... As always fantastic work, Ms. Velvet. 😁

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! 💖💖💖

[@paragonrobbie9270]

You and IncenseStick should be proud of this script and audio. It's probably one of my favorite scripts I've ever heard brought to life, a perfect mix of horror and romance. Just like the drider explained; there is no believability in having perfection, the only way the listener could believe their fantasy is if it wasn't perfect, but just twisted enough to feel attainable. This is exactly how the video feels. The romance wouldn't be believable or felt genuine if not for the tragedy both the listener and drider had to endure.

[@spoon2389]

Driver: I will bind myself to you Spoon: bounded by love right? Drider: … Spoon: … by love… right?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Drider: Sure! That too. 😈

[@spoon2389]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio your tactics confuse and frighten spoon

[@mrtecnhimuyo]

Spoon don’t forget Wholesome Girlfriend asmr new audio of wolf, but not commenting

[@someonenamedzane2814]

Your audios are always so wholesome and that is always appreciated Edit: Was not expecting that ending but still sorta wholesome?

[@shaferhilke225]

It’s always a good day when vanilla uploads a new video 🥰❤️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Even Mondays? Awww. 💖

[@shaferhilke225]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio yes, even Mondays ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰

[@incensestick4769]

I loved it! You changed so much but the changes were great. I wanted her to use big words so thanks for adding even more of those. I did my best but I'm just a lowly ESL at the end of the day 🤣 Seriously, this was so fresh at some points that it kind of felt like you wrote fanfiction about my character and that's a very satisfying feeling. Also, great pace. Good job not rushing the lines. I think it was really suspenseful until the very end! Thanks for the lovely fill and thanks to everyone who tuned in. I hope you all had a blast like I did 😁

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you don't feel inadequate or anything like that! You're very talented and I loved the script; that's why I chose it in the first place. And I didn't mean to change quite as much as I did! But when I started performing, the character grabbed me and wouldn't let go. (I'm the first to admit I am a far more talented editor than I am a writer. It comes more naturally to me. Helping to make other people's good material shine even brighter is one of my favorite things.) I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I hope you post more scripts in the future! Your ideas are wonderful. 💖

[@salene6659]

Vanilla Velvet, oh my word, this is a bloody brilliant audio 👏

[@Fangrend]

I am unsettled and intrigued, so many shivers down my spine.

[@sparking023]

As someone who often spares the little house spiders I come around, placing them on windows where the insects pass more, this hits close to home... Amazing performance, really threw me in a loop of "I'm scared, but also really interested. Do go on, miss Dream Drider"

[@testbug2910]

Ohhhh a longer one, nice! I very much enjoyed this one, I like that there was a whole backstory to her it made her feel more of a whole character instead of a two dimensional one. I honestly admire her dedication a lot, even being diferent species didn't stop her from weaving both dreams and desires into her perfect web to finally capture (the heart) of the listener. Honestly this video just makes me wish I could see more of their backstory through my own eyes (is it bad that I almost want a VN of this?) This I think was one of the more interesting ones I've heard, in the end it left me satisfied but in a way I still wish there was more :/ idk that's just me being weird. Anyways, enough about my ramblings Keep up the great work and being awesome :)

[@RetechDragonflame]

Dammit, I forgot about the premiere! Damn she's thirsty. ... damn, the revelation about her origins. I quite enjoyed it. It was the type of comfy dark. Gave me a goth vibe if it makes any sense. Though not sure what to think about the ending. Well done!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It's okay! I miss my own premieres sometimes; no worries. ^^ Thank you! Comfy dark/goth vibes is a perfect description for what I was aiming for. I'm glad I hit the mark!

[@knife47]

Knife used to be scared of spiders, but she is so sweet and kind knife has no fear for them now!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Lucky! I wish a cuddly spider audio was enough to make me not scared of them! 💀

[@anomanderrake654]

27 minutes? Vanilla, you spoil us too much. I'm surprised and very happy that you have been putting that much work in your channel. Its in moments like this that I want that Q&A because I really want to know who is this talented and dedicated person who came to youtube less than 6 months ago

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hmmm. Well, in the meantime before that Q&A, I guess if I had to describe myself in a few words, I’d say: -Cattywampus -Flibbertigibbet -Meep-meep -Biff-Pow-Zap -Grok I think those sum me up pretty well.

[@anomanderrake654]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio are you sure those are enough? I think supercalifragilisticexpialidocious could also apply.

[@anomanderrake654]

I not sure how many of those are real and how many are references but you seem like the type of person that would have read A stranger in a strange land so I think I grok this.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Along came a drider I sit down beside her And offer her a piece of pie Cause if she's crazy And she's a yandere I'd rather be her senpai than die

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I want to print this and frame it. "I'd rather be her senpai than die" is AMAZING.

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio thank you

[@MTR_Nara]

That sounds lovely, I’d be happy to receive her affection 😳❤️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope that holds true when you get to meet her!

[@MTR_Nara]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio It surely will 🥺💕

[@timetraveler5671]

Just discovered this Channel. Cannot wait to hear more!

[@zakdavidson271]

“Thank you for not struggling human” Me: oh no problem, I actually like being tied u- uhhh I mean, oh no! Help!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Nice save. She doesn't suspect a thing. 😉

[@DialecticalMemetics]

Holy COW this is crazy good

[@jackso2324]

I can’t wait for part 2

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

There is no sequel script at this time, sorry to say! If one ever becomes available, I'll consider doing it though. I enjoyed making this audio. Even if a sequel script never arrives, I'd love to do something similar at some point in the future. Stay tuned!

[@lordtalskal3555]

Wow this is so good 😳

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you!

[@lordtalskal3555]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio np, like your voice 😳 i Can only say Wow what a voice 😳 like did i just hear god her self😳?

[@BirdieSenpai]

Her: I don't need to hear you speak to know what you're thinking. My mind: HERE WE GO, WE'RE GETTIN' ON THE ROAD 'TIL WE STOP, AND THEN WE'LL SHOP, SO 1-2-3 NOW, BABY, HERE WE GOOOOO, GOOOOOOOO; HERE WE GOOOOOOOO, HERE WE GOOOOOOO, ON A MISSION UNDERCOVER AND WE'RE IN CONTROL; HERE WE GOOOOOOO, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO; TOTALLY SPIES, SO GET ON WITH THE SHOW; HERE WE GOOOOOOO, HERE WE GOOOOOO, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO. "the unseemly facets you seek to hide" [hides hillbilly accent quietly] I'm starting to think there's no character type you can't portray, seriously. Your vocal versatility is truly something else. Meanwhile, I'm just working on a weird script in which Hank Hill is the Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, LOL. Spiders are so adorable; I love them. This audio's backstory is so freaking accurate to my spider friend who lived by my window when I was in junior high school; I named her Amy and she was my little buddy.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

lmfao that's hilarious. I know if a psychic spider could hear MY thoughts it would be about as coherent! (In my brain right now: "what am I doing for lunch?" the audio I am in the process of editing between answering comments, the script I'm going to record tonight, and a mash-up of Spooky Scary Skeletons with a Tom Cardy song or five. It's a mess in there!!) I had a "pet" spider like that too! A daddy long legs that lived in the corner of my shower for like two years when I was a kid. I refused to let my mom squish him and she complied in spite of her horrible arachnophobia 😆

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio That's so cute! I didnt know it at the time, but, looking back, I'm all but certain mine was a black widow. She was incredibly sweet and would put her front legs on the tip of my finger if I held it out to her.

[@CrucibleRex]

I'm getting some major Mephala vibes from your voice in this video. Or I've been playing Skyrim for way too long, either way I'm loving it! :)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That's awesome! Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[@CrucibleRex]

You're welcome :)

[@rickmcqueen9760]

Wow. I felt I was balanced on the edge of a blade the whole time I listened to this.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Well, I certainly hope you enjoyed that sensation! 😈🔪

[@zeldafan3755]

…. drider scares me but bind intrigues me, how are you should to do both, you truly are a fascinating individual aren’t you

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Well, spiders DO have that handy spider silk lying around...

[@zeldafan3755]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio fair enough I guess

[@liamandrew2481]

Almost a half hour of prose and worldbuilding, gotta be a contender for best of the month

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, thank you! This one was about an hour and forty minutes of raw unedited audio, and I really struggled with editing it into its current form; by the end I was on the verge of giving up, which is what happens when you’ve been staring at the same thing for too long. I’m glad I stuck it out! It’s so heartening to hear you think so highly of it.

[@liamandrew2481]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Must've been rough, I can't speak to its quality but I'm now I'm curious about the dryder cut 👀👀 Nonetheless, keep up the good work! Its nice to see newer channels grow and come into their own, and I believe Vanilla Velvet is on the right track 👍

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

😆 lmfao the "dryder" cut. It'd be nothing but alternate takes and line flubs with me going "FUCK!" and "ARGGGH" a lot. "Your Tsundere ASMRtist Girlfriend Tries to Record a Script" could become its own niche if I ever released the outtakes from my career so far.

[@thehelltaker8820]

Driders are amazing and so is this audio. Have a wonderful day Vanilla Spooky pancakes 💀🥞

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aww, thank you! I hope your day is going swimmingly! 👻🍴

[@Zafer258]

This was some Yandere magic, Here voice, spinning us in like real spiders pray, while being compforting and teesing the intire time. All tho I would have liked some stretching, or wett sounds (like ear eating) as a implementation for silk

[@Unnamed2076]

Plot ideas Number 1. Your new neighbor and you take the same way to saperate schools. And when the listener has a punctured wheel. The listener and velvet walked along. You could make it into a lover story by revealing feelings or something among those lines. Neighbors to lovers Number 2. Your old friend went home to you to return your wallet. But it rains so the listener invites their friend inside for a cup of liquor or tea. Or anything else idk. And you share banter until you play truth or dare. Ending up revealing feelings in a “ call your crush “ dare. Friends to Lovers Number 3. Backstory. You played tag and the listener. And velvet fell on each other. And after the game ina apologises and does some small talk while being obviously flirtasious. Then gives the listener a few quick pecks and her number. ( can be made a sequel where you go on a date in a cafe. And a part 3 where you stay extra over at the listeners house ) school m8s to lovers. Hope you enjoyed these ideas. I personally havent seen anything, like this on youtube. And thought they would be a nice idea. Thanks for the videos i really enjoy them. And i hope you like these ideas

[@Raddimitri9263]

Son can you stop falling for that spider and help me kill it.

[@fujikotakyoko701]

yh i dont like how you just broke down me way of thinking in a second

[@changvasejarik62]

Ironically for as much as I hate spiders I do enjoy the thought of this.

[@knockoff8854]

The word you were looking for in that exact moment definitely was "scaroused"

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hilariously, I played this for someone before I posted it and that was the exact description the audio received! Thanks, Futurama. Where would we be without you?

[@knockoff8854]

What can I say..

[@popenieafantome9527]

Can’t think of a premise like this. I enjoyed this quite a lot. The 2 closest are from different media. One being the video on werewolfs by sarcastic production. In where a werwolf i literally a person dreaming and astro projecting into reality as a wolf. This could be like the merger between the listener and spider’s dream into reality. Second one i thought of but doesn really fit is a light novel. In it, certain people have a weak existence in reality. As in their existence can be altered based on how they are perceived. If a child with this manages to defeat two goblins, then they must be stronger than the two goblins. As a result, they literally become stronger than they were to be stronger than two goblins.

[@slimecore3920]

The listener sounds like he has a fever.

[@drakewelch7392]

18:50 at this point I would just be fuckin puddy and my brain fried

[@KrizzRobin113]

Proving once again: Humans can bond with anything. 👍

[@salene6659]

Is it wrong of me to say I'd love this fantasy made reality

[@youngwolf7216]

Yandere drider velvet 💜💜

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🕷🥰💖

[@cruduskellies]

Activement get! New kink unlocked!

[@Althecor]

A haiku about bindings. Ahem: Now bound forever By a beautiful red thread Our love, eternal

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🕷 ♾ ❤️

[@Althecor]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio A pretty good deal if you ask me! I gladly accept 💗♾🕷

[@jair_cuthegar]

i think i would die a heart attack when she'd turn into a drider right in front of me. great video!

[@LouBoogaloo]

Nice. Reminded me of my clingy ex, except this was pleasant and the eldritch spider cosmic horror was far less scary

[@M.S.P.4086]

I Love Driders :D ~♥~

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad to hear that! I think they're neat.

[@et7883]

look like it is new type of asmr and it's good!!🥰😎😀

[@Ruf_da_Listener]

Would I be able to co-exist with an other worldly being? Only if I can ride along her/him/it through space I would!

[@thenoobynator6657]

Amazing

[@drakewelch7392]

This doesn't help the fact that when I'm feeling extreme emotions spiders just pop up out of nowhere and just chill around me. Same with my mom but with huge and venomous spiders.

[@knightofthebrotherhood]

Early Birthday presents ❤😊🎈

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🎉🎂✨Happy early birthday! Again! May your day be full of whatever you want most for your special day. (I'm partial to a slice of birthday cheesecake myself!)

[@adventuringporing2628]

😃😃💙💙 I shall await the following day

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy it when you get to it! 😁💖

[@ultimadragonlord6764]

“Spider girl is just so cute” : me who has arachnophobia

[@anomanderrake654]

7:18 well... you are my deepest desires made sound.

[@Moniker08]

Why the fuck does my character (the listener) always FUCK UP EVERYTHING!?

[@Moniker08]

She was supposed to be the God of Sub girls! But I had to fuck with the current and make her a Dom (ew).

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I’m sorry to hear you didn’t care for this audio! I enjoy playing many different kinds of roles, and my audio catalogue reflects that. I always try to give a clear indication of an audio’s themes in the description and tags. (This one, for example, has “submissive to dominant” listed to help folks like you avoid that if they want!) It’s okay if this wasn’t for you-some listeners enjoy switches, others prefer more rigid roles; some people like to top from the bottom, others don’t; that’s valid!-and I’m sure I have something you’d like better. If you’re into more submissive characters, I recommend my “Yandere Vampire Sisters Beg to Keep You”, “Shy, Gentle Yandere Asks to Kidnap You” or perhaps the “Sweet Yandere Best Friends Kidnap and Share You” audios. There are other roleplays I’ve done that are more generalized in tone where the characters have no particular role and it’s basically up to the listener to decide if they’re dom/sub/whatever (“Tomboy Tells Your Fortune”, “Cute, Clingy Girlfriend”, “Curious Wolf Girl”, etc.) but those three are probably the most explicitly subby.

[@Moniker08]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thanx for caring,But I'm really liking the Yandere Neko and Kitsune vid so can you make this a series/playlist?

[@robertroyal3636]

Good acting as usual, Vanilla. However... I don't understand what's going on? I'm horrifically confused here. Is the listener in bed, and the drider revealed herself to them? I'm confused...

[@incensestick4769]

It's the full moon tonight. Not that you'd know. For you, it's a night like any other: desperate, hopeful, and too short. Strangely bright, too, but your mind is too occupied to wonder why. Like every night, you fall asleep fantasizing about the beautiful woman that keeps coming to you in your dreams. But you rein in your excitement. You can't fall asleep with your thoughts dancing to the rhythm of your pounding heart, and there are only so many hours left until she leaves in the morning, like she always does. Desperate to make the most out of what's left of the night, you eventually drift off to sleep. The last thought before the darkness takes you is that you wish this time it wouldn't be over in the morning.

[@robertroyal3636]

@@incensestick4769 Ah, I get it now.

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. I'm totally gonna miss the premier and I am quite annoyed about it!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, I'm sorry! But it'll still be here waiting! (Also I recommend this one as a sleep aid if you don't mind some slight creepiness, given that it kept making me sleepy while I was trying to edit it!)

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio So damn good, easily some of your best work so far! You're really making it hard to pick a favorite when keep raising the bar. Also, where do you get your thumbnails? They're always amazing!

[@fkpbros576]

Isn't this what they did in james and the giant peach just more tame

[@SolPhoenixSigma]

I don’t think I’ll ever kill another spider ever again.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

If there's a sudden explosion in the spider population, I'll have no choice but to blame myself.

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

With my aracnaphobia, nah. Those creepy fuckers are getting wiped out

[@TyloThorn]

Funny coincidence i have a little spider sitting in a box near my window. Felt like destroying the web would suck for her so i'm waiting for her to pack her things and go or live to her fullest. 😅 Even placed a little light at night so insects would be drawn near the web.

[@TiT0.]

🖤✨

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🕷💖

[@junkofromprojecttouhou7612]

Wait this you aren't chang'e

[@danielfenton804]

I'm gonna need my old clan whiskey after this one little lady, I won't remember a thing to do with this, which for the best.(ب_■)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🥃

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

If you look at a spider on your wall and you start hearing something like this, please seek help. You might have been staying indoors for a little too long.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That sounds like something of a catch-22 though. There are even more spiders outside than in!

[@jason5600]

Did she EAT me in the end or what ??

[@bill6]

Uhh what do you mean by bind⁉️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

😈

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

My Aracnaphobic ass: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!

[@chazzmonsanto6324]

Mommy

[@EternalAnglo]

666 Likes I almost feel bad for changing it with my own like lol

[@weelee535]

so... i have wasp nest right outside of my window... ehmm... sorry, what

[@lol-2247]

hello there

[@iketoreijuu6521]

crab🦀...

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💖💖💖

[@adrunkencrow2280]

Talk about no privacy.

[@xbl0p0]

Soooo... Drider hugs?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

With so many arms, how could it not be hugs?

[@danielfenton804]

No, I don't "hunger" for you ma'am, I instead hunger for my brothers and sisters, for what happened to them all those many, many centuries ago. (눈‸■)

[@AvarageAlaskan123]

Wait I have a pet spider Ono Or perhaps

[@anomanderrake654]

Well, I've been wanting to tie the knot but you seem kinda handsy. I wouldn't want to get caught up in a sticky situation.

[@incensestick4769]

🤣🤣🤣 I loved this

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

😆

[@anomanderrake654]

@@incensestick4769 I just realised who you are. Great script I'll be sure to check more of your work.

[@incensestick4769]

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This all because I didn't destroy Charlotte's web?

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