Ortho Tricks Internal Medicine

Ortho pulls a fast one

[@Noobphobic]

I love how ortho tried to be more formal, instead of "bros" it was "brothers" LOL

[@user-ml2ms9xz8e]

He tried to pretend he was an Internal Medicine doc

[@SK111.]

​@@user-ml2ms9xz8eWhy it is so? Do only Ortho docs use the term like Bro??

[@Shadowdoc26]

@@SK111.most ortho bros are jocks or muscle heads. In med school, all my ortho mentors were either college football players or ex military.

[@paxielle]

How I explain to an owner when a patient has thrombocytopenia: The blood cells. There is not enough of them.

[@Just1Nora]

Owner? Vet doc, right? 😂

[@Urbanity_Kludge]

Same thought. Ironic as yesterday I had my first ITP in years.

[@cirnet]

​@@Just1Noraeither that or a doctor to a really intense kink community 😂

[@justahugenerd1278]

@@Just1NoraI read your comment like that one Star Wars meme You: “owner? Vet doc right?” Paxielle: 😏 You: “… right?”

[@41-Haiku]

I approve this thread.

[@JiyutoSeigi]

Ortho is in deep shit---he may have gotten medicine to admit the patients, but when charge nurse finds out he stole the stethoscope, ortho will suffer. For years.

[@erniefu1610]

To be fair OR charge nurse is just as proficient with a stethoscope as ortho.

[@superslash7254]

Never fuck with the nurses. They're like the SNCOs of the hospital.

[@HisameArtwork]

good. I went in with a hip bit displaced (may have caught a nerve) and couldn't walk was in horrible pain couldn't sleep for 3 days, ortho told me to sit on ice. another time again horrible pain in foot can't sleep or walk properly and only short distance, ortho tells me to go vegan why are they often so lazy and incompetent? T_T Maybe I should try female ortho, male ortho has been as horrible as male gynecologist ...who let men be doctors I'm starting to wonder.

[@hemanthatluri5223]

@@HisameArtwork All doctors were initially men, remember? From discovery of blood to inventing successful transplantation technique all are men. I’m not trying to be misogyny here. You have to understand there is systematic approach in treatment, there are guidelines to follow for each diagnosis. I’m sure your doctor thought aggressive treatment was not necessary at that point, instead he went forward with conservative approach.

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

@@hemanthatluri5223 which man discovered blood? was it Adam or his son Cain?

[@davidbarnes6672]

Thank you for finally bringing attention to those suffering from backwards pancreas

[@meunome5867]

Excuse me! Do you mean saercnap? If yes, it's indeed very serious!

[@JoesWebPresence]

It's a common symptom of cardio-contra-valence, when the right heart is fighting the left heart, which also explains the bad guts and googly eyes.

[@erinmoore6463]

@@JoesWebPresenceit’s all coming together!

[@whoyawith9494]

I think this might explain some cases of diabeetus!

[@lisamcanally-maddox8597]

My first thought on seeing Ortho was, "Where the hell did he get those glasses?" So confused bro, uhm brother.

[@dr.floridamanphd]

He swung by the gift shop and got a set of readers 😂

[@physicistatlarge]

I think Jonathan hooked him up.

[@blackbutterfly233ify]

Lol that's what I thought

[@moncielvariable]

At first, I thought it was someone trying to pass as Ortho (and failing)! Since was does he have glasses... and says brother?

[@cpoppyfin6751]

Why do I have a need for Ortho to end up in pediatrics? I just want to hear the phrase "baby bro" or something along those lines

[@Seeingteacupsindragons]

He used "kid bro" in the trampoline video.

[@cpoppyfin6751]

@@Seeingteacupsindragons yes, but we need baby or toddler bro, toddlbro?

[@notlikely4468]

I think "baby bro" is the obstetrician like when they call gynecologists "Vag bro's"

[@boredmarshmallo4223]

Tiny bro

[@brounwynsmith848]

And now I do too so...thank you for that.

[@PK-zj6ll]

Ortho having a nurses stethoscope is super accurate. On the few occasions an ortho resident had to listen to a patients lungs it was with a nurses stethoscope. I always stood outside the room and wait for my scope. They have a habit of growing legs.

[@getmeinplz]

Ok, this is news to me. What other kinds of stethoscopes are there? Other than a mechanic’s stethoscope, which basically ends at a needle point.

[@pompe221]

@@getmeinplz A nurse's stethescope is simply a stethescope that belongs to a nurse. And on occasion, a provider will "borrow" it . . . and not always remember to return it. (An N.P. I work with and I have identical scopes, down to the color, so I put a nametag on mine so it doesn't disappear on me.)

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

A former pcp used to “borrow” a nurse’s stethoscope…I knew it wasn’t his because it was pink!

[@FrDismasSayreOP]

So do you have to pay for the replacements, or are they simply considered expendable supplies?

[@sim_aware]

They always grow legs. No matter how bright a color you get to discourage them from disappearing

[@zache5486]

Ortho knowing saying bro will blow his cover, but being unable to stop himself and awkwardly changing it to brother on the fly is one of those little details that sets Dr. G apart.

[@hyeonjukim4089]

I know!!!!! Well done, well done!!!!!

[@BigDaddyGAO]

2+ got me. Ortho is like a dumb golden retriever puppy. You can’t help but love them.

[@sammiller6631]

2+ is serious business.

[@JPumpkinKing]

I think a golden Labrador is a better choice for comparison. My neighbor has a golden lab. Dumbest thing on the planet.

[@dskim24]

It's googly eyes...... 2+

[@fuzyfuzfuz2]

😂😂😂😂

[@corgiw7281]

​@JPumpkinKing - :) Labs are 'yellow' (or black, or chocolate, or fox red), but not 'golden'.

[@judew.5872]

Hyposodiuminemia and the right heart is fighting with the left heart cracked me up! Actually, the joke about the nephrologist was pretty good. 😂

[@Joy21090]

Please explain the joke about the nephrologist.

[@LydJaGillers]

Collecting ducts are in the kidneys but it sounds like collecting ducks. It’s a play on words that sounds similar.

[@tyrant-den884]

​@@LydJaGillersthank you.

[@JimDixon55104]

*anemia (or anaemia if you're British, or anæmia if you're an old-fashioned British typesetter)

[@talithasuya8908]

@@LydJaGillers Thanks, I didn't get it either.

[@rahmatullah_bint_ibraahim]

‘Backward pancreas’ 😂

[@chrisperamunugama7199]

Ah, the ol' "Feign incompetence so the specialty can't help but review your patient" trick. Works every time!

[@dml5064]

There is usually not much "feigning"

[@macademician]

…I'm just amazed at how Ortho has apparently conned medicine into admitting Cookie Monster.

[@Joy21090]

That's how Cookie Monster is so loveable -- he has two hearts!

[@punterjac8695]

Loved it when he uses " Patient brother" to sound more formal when he disguises himself as part of the Internal Medicine team and then reverts back to "bro" when he is aware that he has been found out.😀

[@suzibaileystone2402]

I was a pharma rep for 36 years. I was a hospital rep and sold Ancef in the mid 80s. One day, an intern on the Ortho rotation was going to do a H&P in clinic. As she walked by the Ortho chief resident, she reached over to borrow the stethoscope that was in his pocket. When she pulled it out (she was asking to borrow it at the same time), she discovered it was only tubing-no bell or ear pieces. The Chief of Ortho Surgery required that his residents do their own H&Ps…and the Chief Resident was trying to go along with the plan.

[@purplgrits7916]

😂😂😂

[@dskim24]

The question is, did he notice that it wasn't complete?

[@M16xDr0pSh0tz]

out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen

[@marissarae]

As a diabetic, please don't put us on an insulin sliding scale. 😭 Let me keep my insulin pump! I know what I'm doing!!

[@cbpd89]

There's nothing like a bunch of doctors who know nothing about diabetes trying to manage diabetes! I've even known some endocrinologists who didn't have the foggiest idea of what to do with type 1!

[@r.harishkarthick8671]

I thought Basal scale insulin is better then sliding scale

[@someperson7]

​@@r.harishkarthick8671no bro, the Fish scale

[@blablup1214]

Would bet you do. But at the same time, wouldn't trust diabetic who was admitted to the hospital because of a sugur shock. 😆

[@JHabc]

Came here to say the exact same thing! I’m not on a pump, but unless you have a phd in me, please let me manage my own insulin. And don’t give dietary a bunch of restrictions for my diet. I know how to make good choices, and I don’t want to have to fight dietary over some arbitrary rules every time I try to order a meal.

[@funnyteacherman]

Googly eyeballs, 2+, is now my most favorite diagnosis

[@lapatira]

😂😂

[@alyssabrown5480]

@@lapatira the addition of "2+" made me giggle. Yeah, that sounds like science words! Good job bones bro

[@TomCoyl_]

Ortho! Always love seeing him! ❤

[@juneledell6983]

especially with him holding that kettlebell!

[@t.j.eskelsen5755]

“The right heart is fighting the left heart.” Hilarious! This cracks me up.😂

[@zperk13]

It's a time lord!

[@tyrant-den884]

Orthos love Doctor Who.

[@SIMPDUDE]

Yeah, bro; don’t you?

[@chrisgalanaki]

I am a rheumatologist and my husband an orthopedic surgeon.I understand completely...

[@dskim24]

Does he call you angry cells bro?

[@eventidessoul1963]

I wonder how nephro would have reacted if he heard ortho describe hyponatremia as hyposodiumanemia.

[@SabrinaPhynn]

I can feel the eye twitch from here... ( Our community hospital does nephrology consults on patients with ongoing hyponatremia...)

[@Sveccha93]

Just had to admit an ortho patient with zero medical problems on night shift and woke up to this catharsis. 🙏🏻

[@-shibe]

Working in pharmacy and telling Docs “It’s in the order set” then getting that same stunned silence 😂

[@shawnycoffman]

"Ok, that was a good plan but..." So close, Ortho... Brother. Googly eyes and all! 😆👏⭐

[@dorothea_walland]

_that_ sentence also broke me😂😂😂

[@SaharaM18]

That was the best line, magnified because it was said by a real-life Ophthalmologist bro.

[@JPumpkinKing]

As a congenital heart disease patient, I love coming to the comment section to read all the comments by medical professionals. You all ROCK! Thanks for your hard work and desire to care for and heal those in need. I’ve lived 52 years on this earth because of your dedication. THANK YOU!❤️🥰

[@KaiyaCorrbin]

💖

[@drbratinshankar5141]

❤

[@jenshark4]

I can’t agree more! My families been through a lot of medical issues this year, and I have nothing but love and appreciation for every single person in the medical system and part of the medical stuff. If it wasn’t for medicine, some of us wouldn’t be alive! Or we would be in a lot of pain lol.

[@barbaragonzales5944]

So great to hear we're still doing some good!

[@badassnewbie]

The ortho department where I trained had turfing post-op patients to medicine down to a science. LITERALLY a science. As in they fucking had EVIDENCE. They cited a paper that said inpatients did better after ortho surgery if they were managed by medicine primary and not ortho primary. So they literally had evidence to back up their practice of dumping all their patients on medicine. When I asked them about this, they were 100% unashamed and said "makes sense to me, do you really want an orthopod managing insulin?"

[@raisedincalifornia1828]

I didn’t realize how much I missed his regular sketches 😭😭😭

[@snatchX626]

same. the health insurance ones were too depressing 😅

[@judew.5872]

​​@@snatchX626From someone in Canada (me) when I saw the first few, I thought he was joking. But then when I read the comments and cases that were much worse, I was horrified. It's unreal to me how patients are treated by the medical field in the US. Here in BC (West Coast province), I can go to the doctor whenever I need to and not pay a penny. Whatever tests are needed from a simple blood draw to MRI, I wouldn't need to pay anything. Because I'm in a certain income group, I have to pay the first $180 for prescription meds (I think that's the amount) of the year and the rest Pharmacare pays for. I'm a healthy individual but I do need some regular meds for migraines, hypothyroidism and depression but if I was sick or in need of a hospital in the States, I'd absolutely freak out not knowing what to do. Too many Canadians complain about wait times in the ER but it's not like the US or UK and would be far faster if people wouldn't' go in for trivial things. Hospital stays don't cost unless there's a private room you want to give extra for. Canadians complain about wait times for elective surgery but I've had quite a few friends go in for knee replacements and none waited more than a month. I won''t say it's good everywhere in Canada but honestly, people complain too much and don't try to understand how hard the doctors, nurses and other healthcare workers give.

[@KirisutonoNeko]

I want to see a similar series from the insurance company’s perspective.

[@alliseuss1555]

This is great! "The blood cells...there's not enough of them." 😂 Medicine should have asked "Red or white?" But ortho still got what he wanted in the end. He truly is a genius.

[@Whitecroc]

Rosé!

[@MythicFox]

Plot twist: The reason Ortho needs help is because one of his patients is a Time Lord and really does have two hearts.

[@AylaSkyrider]

Ok this is brilliant because technically, if you look at things just right, those are all real diagnoses

[@tinaperez7393]

Okay, this needs to be a recurring series - where Ortho Bro succeeds at progressive levels of this plan! 😂

[@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere]

Ortho Bro enters Neurosugery. * Level Unlocked *

[@tinaperez7393]

@@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere 😝😂👍🔥💯 and when he passes each level there's a little accompanying video game level up music audio sample. 😂

[@MeganKugs]

“Blood cells…..there aren’t enough of them” and “backwards pancreas” took me completely out. God I love this man, his delivery is perfect and it honestly feels like these are separate people.

[@MissKoemiko]

The look on the nurse’s face when she realizes that one of the docs swiped her stethoscope, too real 😂

[@matthewhall5571]

Bad move. The night shift nurses know where the docs sleep in the call rooms.

[@helenbunnehmummeh5154]

“Fine, I’ll do it” The mantra of every health professional just before they go off sick with burnout.

[@fuzyfuzfuz2]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrGreen-by7lv]

Damn I felt the endocrinologist yell when the words “insuline sliding scale” came out of the hospitalist doc 😂

[@JelloThatsMellow]

And he still got em to do it

[@luciexo2821]

Why do I feel like Ortho would give the best hugs? Like the kind of hugs that are the only thing that can get you to stop ugly sobbing in the supply closet and get back on the floor when everything is just broken.

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

The bright smile when Ortho Bro's dream comes true- It's beautiful!

[@20storiesunder]

Ortho is cunningly brutal! Or was it brutally cunning?

[@jazzy4830]

You're thinking of Gorkthopedic (or possibly Morkthopedic) surgeon bro.

[@troymcintire2423]

Orthbro the Pain Boi

[@alexmccutcheon10]

I was not expecting ork memes here but I am so happy

[@geraldholt2755]

We don't allow xenos medicine here, scum. I've notified the inquisition.

[@todd5640]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[@ludmilamaiolini6811]

I love that internal medicine realized that ortho’s plan to fool them might have worked

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

We call that weaponized incompetence 😅

[@robertgibbs6154]

I love how ortho bro gave the same blank stare a husband gives when asked to fold the laundry. Smiles when internal medicine/wife give in and "fine. I'll do it myself."

[@nickcarroll8565]

Because IM will get just as mad about messing up medicine orders as my wife will when I fold the towels wrong. Apparently I had been folding towels wrong for 28 years 😂

[@judew.5872]

​@@nickcarroll8565It's VERY important not to fold towels the wrong way. If you do, then they won't dry as well and will wear out faster.

[@neuralnetwork17]

@@judew.5872 Are you telling us you're folding wet towels?

[@Ikajo]

A guy who can't even manage to fold laundry is doing it on purpose. It is certainly weaponised incompetence. Do it, and you will find yourself without a wife. You're a grown man. Act like it.

[@waffles3629]

​@@Ikajo exactly. It's laundry, not quantum physics. I learned how to do laundry before I was 10, full grown adults have no excuse.

[@rebeccacrockett8334]

And I quote an ortho resident, " we are the smartest kids in med school. Then become the dumbest interns" you nailed it.

[@barbaragonzales5944]

I always used to say that!! Not as a joke, it was something I observed during residency.

[@janelynn2560]

I love seeing Ortho (Bone Bro) back in the skits. He definitely has a one track mind 😂

[@SKY-wt2pp]

I work in ORs and heard one of the best back and forth conversations between an ortho consultant bro and an ortho reg bro just recently. It went a little like this.... Ortho Consultant 'Did you get some loupes for theatre?' Ortho reg 'Yeah, I did. I can't believe the hospital barely has any, so I brought my own' Ortho consultant 'Oh really, you buy some?' Ortho reg 'Yep, NIKE one's' Ortho consultant 'Oh shit, I want some of those bro'. I seriously had to stop myself from laughing out loud.

[@UmairLad]

I’m applying for residency and my dad is an ortho. He just blanks out whenever asked about anything medicine related 😂

[@neuroqueercoach]

I was referred to orthopedics recently for my eds complication, and all I could think of was "but it's not about bones!"...and then they asked me for an xray, and I thought "but...its not about bones... 😑" 😂😂

[@ambitionroad]

that's a medical problem not a bone problem! what the heck

[@IsyAweigh]

Here's hoping your ortho has a bead on connective tissue. It's *supposed* to be part of Ortho's remit, or at least it used to be!

[@lenmrt]

Xray tech here. One of the complications of EDS might be arthritis so an xray actually makes some sense i think

[@jhe9488]

@@ambitionroadit’s very much an orthopedic issue if your EDS causes you to dislocate your joints all the time…PS ortho isn’t just bones. It’s bones, joints, ligaments, tendons and sometimes even nerves and blood vessels.

[@judew.5872]

​@@jhe9488Thank you!

[@user-ml2ms9xz8e]

Hyposodiuminemia is beyond hilarious🤣🤣. The whole sketch is gold! Internal med doc here...

[@Liriq]

Oh this was so good 😅😅. Ortho is just great, and you, Dr. G, are a genius.

[@jonidad5564]

You can‘t even get mad at ortho, he‘s so sweet ☺️

[@ishgumi44]

"The right heart.. is fighting the left heart." Precious. It's a ticking time bomb..

[@andiskene7346]

Oof, I've had bad guts, bro, and it's no bueno. Can't say I've experienced googly eyes though.😂

[@Miss_Dis]

Saw the earlier comment Ortho is like a golden retriever and holy moly it's true, a goofball who is secretly intelligent

[@whooobie]

As a hospitalist coder whose doctors are contracted to consult with nearby orthopedic hospital, I imagine that this scenario is maybe why they agreed to just be consults for all of orthopedic hospital's admissions. 😂

[@robertstruble5952]

Pause, look at palm as a crib sheet....classic and well done!

[@athena3016]

Internal: Just put them on an insulin sliding scale. Ortho: *dial-up Internet noises* 😂

[@tamaramartin4015]

Sugar Bro is so happy his area got mentioned 😁

[@bionda470]

My dad just went through surgery for an adenoma in the hypophysis and they told hem that he could get hyponatremia. When he said hypo sodium anemia i was dying

[@Lordgeorge16]

Love Ortho's goofy-ass smile at the end. Easily my favorite character of the bunch!

[@casey6556]

Ortho saying "brother" rather than "bro" in that headwear strikes me as less "Ortho pretending to not be Ortho" and much more "Hulk Hogan" LMAO

[@pixelated23-b9z]

ortho skits are becoming my favorite

[@pewpew4545]

The right heart is fighting the left heart is my new favourite way to describe chf

[@lcolsen22]

Just the delivery on "blood cells, there's not enough of them", i know that this will become yet another phrase i unapologetically throw into casual conversation.

[@NREAL01]

😂😂😂As an Internal Medicine physician I almost fainted from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂.... I do hate to deal with Ortho post op patients though 😒😒😒

[@sheilavillamil4195]

Because of the docs, I hope.

[@dfeuer]

Are orthopedic surgeons really that incompetent about medicine? How do they get away with it?

[@jhe9488]

@@dfeueryes and no. Yes because we never deal with medical issues so we forget what we learned in medical school and beginning of residency. Also no because it’s one of the most competitive specialties so most of us were good at medicine at some point and probably graduated top of the class in med school, but have put in zero effort to maintain that knowledge because we would rather do surgery.

[@franug]

​@dfeuer I think in any career where you get so specialized in something, you just forget about the generalities. Ask a M&A lawyer if he remembers criminal law, for example.

[@dfeuer]

@@franug Sure, but I'd expect an orthopedic surgeon to have to take patients' medical status into account *all the time*.

[@Dsdcain]

Can't help it. I love Ortho. He's like a cuddly little kitten who just wants love. Or something like that.

[@lizard3755]

I love the glasses, it was a nice touch. I applaud ortho's novel approach; it's very "hello, fellow kids."

[@justynas1167]

This is the equivalent of someone who refuses to learn how to do the laundry correctly so someone else always has to do it 👀

[@almaraNZ]

I laughed. I giggled about blood cells because tbh that's how I've done handover when we've had haematology boarder patients. "Ain't got no blood cells. This is suboptimal." But fully burst into laughter at 'where did you get that stethoscope' because my thought was "you stole it from the frickin nurses station you #&£+#-£-#" and then I was immediatley proven correct and my rage honoured

[@xionmemoria]

My ortho is trying very hard to pretend I don't need further surgery and is coming up with the craziest potential diagnoses. I had the great privilege of hearing him argue with my rheumatologist. O: Have you done a muscle biopsy to check for Myasthenia Gravis? R: . . . Of only the left leg? O: Myositis could also cause- R: OF ONLY THE LEFT LEG???

[@MullingInk]

Oh, I’m so glad your rheumatologist is arguing for you! Some of the myasthenia gravis tests are pure torture. Sending you the best of luck and outcomes with the surgery or non-surgery option that’s decided on.

[@JennyG.COW5]

Not gonna lie, I think this is how us patients try to describe our symptoms or how we try to explain our issues with loved ones! 😄👍❤️

[@christavernon4198]

As someone on their ortho rotation, I am DYING rn 😂😂

[@Coerciveutopian]

ok ok, but how much fluid IS inside a patient???

[@danielmaggard4923]

Love your chanel, I'd love to see a chaplain character!

[@benjaminvroman5553]

He’s doing his best, don’t be too mean guys. Granted, his best is below most people’s expectations for someone who’s still technically considered a doctor but still!

[@waffles3629]

Lol. Meanwhile after my hysterectomy I needed meds for my migraine (which was totally expected and discussed beforehand) and I just told my gynecologist what meds I got from my neurologist and neuro just let her order it no problem. It does help I'd been getting them for five years at that point and gave not just the names but also dosage. Made it really easy for everyone.

[@voodoobunny13]

I love that internal medicine isn't even mad at ortho for trying to trick them poorly. It's just standard practice. 😂 Ortho is so wholesome.

[@ippapp2]

This is so accurate, speaking as orthopedic surgeon LMAO

[@davardi]

Weaponized incompetence, Ortho edition.

[@Aedantus]

the humors are out of balance

[@kateps1874]

Many years ago my 1st husband was asked to wipe down the (waxed) kitchen floor so I could shower before 4 important guests (for his career) arrived. He used windex and a mop (how to melt and smear wax all over the floor while also trapping in food particles). Needless to say, I never asked him to do that again! He later said he couldn't understand why the floor kept looking worse and worse while he was mopping. And THAT is how you learn to pick your battles by letting some things go. Good luck, Internal Medicine! Suckers!

[@yaboicolleen]

Why the fuck was he using Windex on the floor?????

[@Draco137YT]

All of those conditions sound like stuff House would accidentally discover.

[@007bistromath]

Hey, not enough blood cells and the heart fighting itself can totally happen

[@CircleOLove]

"backwards pancreas..., the patient's eyes, they are googly". This is great stuff, beautifully delivered! I love it!!

[@clarisarosenfield7048]

This is gold! So needed a giggle and smile today :) Thank you!

[@nivavicmarecsal3522]

2+ 😂😂😂 best joke you've written yet

[@Liantx]

Yes ophthalmology needs to consult the googly eye syndrome 😂

[@meganofsherwood3665]

Ophtho, or neuro I wonder?

[@emmawooller3239]

​@@meganofsherwood3665Ophthalmology and Endocrinology - the patient is hyperthyroid. Don't get neuro involved, they'll just shrug their shoulders and suggest a psych consult.

[@Liantx]

@@meganofsherwood3665 why not both? That would be interesting lol

[@SabrinaPhynn]

Also possibly endocrinology, depending on the history...

[@christopheperson7810]

medicine wearing the gingham shirt is spot on

[@juneledell6983]

Thank God for my Ortho P.A who did manage me after my total Knee- with regard to Hypotension and Afib issues!!

[@angelomerte7431]

Best one so far. Never laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@Just1Nora]

That OR nurse is gonna strangle ortho with her stethoscope next time they're alone in the break room. 😂

[@HappilyCarnivore]

"The patient's eyeballs ... They are googly." lmao!!

[@nk6763]

I love Ortho's blank "you know I don't know this, bro" stare...

[@rxanime535]

Infectious Disease vs Infected hardware Infectious disease vs superficial wound cultures. I need these vids.

[@jasonhobbs2405]

This is one of the all-time best!!

[@agailparsons]

Ortho's blank stare was perfect🤣

[@thomasrogers8239]

"The blood cells, there's not enough of them."

[@mineown1861]

Knew it was a ruse as soon as I spotted ortho with a stethoscope.

[@NPC_maga]

As an ER doc, I can attest that the above is true and accurate. I have been forced to admit a trauma patient (literally activated as a trauma) with only isolated orthopedic injuries to the medicine team, because trauma won't admit orthopedic injuries except for pelvic fractures, and the patient had diabetes or smthn. Literally, when I talked to the poor resident who was forced to accept the patient who posed the very intelligent question "why can't ortho just admit?", my literally response was "the patient has at least 1 medical problem..."

[@msshellm8154]

O.M.G! I didn't 'see' the glasses or stethoscope lol just too focussed on the stumbley, Ortho, word salad lmao Nice one 💜

[@5p3ctre3]

Eye bags are developing well, doctor. Thanks for all the long days dealing with inferiority at every open door!