First Day with the Dietitian

[@williambrown319]

Anyone else get the feeling that this skit was made to justify the already made Dr. Oz punching bag?

[@Alex-fc8xn]

A dr oz punching bag needs no justification. I can think of a few celebrities who should be on the different sides of that bag because of terrible health advice

[@jovicagasic98]

@@Alex-fc8xn I second this statement... I think Dr. Oz is just the poster boy for poor nutritional advice and scams

[@munster355]

I have one word, and I think everyone will agree. Goop

[@1johnnygunn]

I endorse the bare knuckle punch.

[@a-10warthog23]

@@munster355 This one's gonna need the studded boxing gloves.

[@caesarzave9609]

damn so those ads that say “doctors HATE him!!!” are true 😭

[@Kaidi-yu3xn]

Thanks a good

[@Alex-fc8xn]

For good reason, too

[@_JustJoe]

Yep, and it’s justified. He also gives me the heebie-jeebies dude…

[@caitlinregan7235]

I worked in cardiology for 3 years. The hate is real and it’s justified!

[@3kylajsmith]

For very good reason he is the worst.

[@dologolopolov2.0]

I 100% expected the nephrologist enter when talking about cleansing: "You know what's smarter than Dr. Oz's juices? 2 million nephrons cleaning you daily. Take some salt, here!"

[@abirbinhabib7669]

The hepatologist also walks in and talks about how the hepatocytes detoxing you everyday

[@leangroundbeef2322]

The “hepatologist” isn’t a real speciality lmao

[@abirbinhabib7669]

@@leangroundbeef2322 you sure about that?

[@LoisoPondohva]

@@leangroundbeef2322 that is just factually untrue.

[@leangroundbeef2322]

@@LoisoPondohva it’s not

[@AlistAllie]

“I swear he closes his eyes when he puts in orders” 😂😂😂 -What a pharmacist thinks about at least 4 doctors in a given medical center

[@meta37]

Right, that what my daughter thinks about the doctors she says they have to watch out for them all the time.

[@katierasburn9571]

True for xrays as well

[@jacobleatherberry]

It's also what laboratory scientists think. And everyone gets a STAT ESR.

[@StevenT-33]

​@@jacobleatherberry and all specialty referrals are urgent

[@caitlinregan7235]

If I had a dollar for every time a patient started with “Well, Dr. Oz said…” I’d never have to work another day in my life!

[@peggymaihafer6097]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

I know 😂 im like well I didn’t know damn Dr.Oz is a licensed oncologist, cardiologist, orthopedic surgeon and had the time to review your chart and kept up to date on evidence based practice while keeping his licensure while he was hocking a bunch of garbage on the TV and settling all them suits. I ain’t gonna lie, I’m flat out impressed! He really IS the best doctor 🤣

[@09archange]

Who the hell is Dr.Oz? Never heard of him in my life.

[@emmadavis535]

@@09archange A doctor with a tv show that endorses all kinds of quackery and fad diets

[@phillyphakename1255]

​@@09archangehe has (had?) a TV show where he makes clickbait segments about how a cup of coffee a day will be the key to curing cancer or something equally silly. He was a legit doctor, a pretty good cardiac surgeon if I recall. Then he got the show, giving legit medical advice about salt reducing blood pressure and stuff, then ran out of content but needed to keep the views up, so he went clickbait.

[@momoluv114]

Finally someone cares about Bill

[@melaninmonroe007]

We’re all a little concerned for Dr. Bill Bill

[@nickturd3912]

Lol that translation on the bot comment is top tier.

[@me0101001000]

I think Bill needs to visit the feelings bro (therapist)

[@johnwick-dq1nz]

@@nickturd3912 i wonder what they did with the butter

[@amygdal.a]

@@nickturd3912 better than bigasschubby lmao

[@adebleswordfish]

Love this. A real kidney “cleanse” is a glass of water…

[@lolatwinkletoes]

“Do you not trust your kidneys? And yet you insult them by drinking too much water.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@anasexualdragonwithinterne2912]

but only when your thirsty or the nephrologist will force feed you salt

[@Jason-qy5qg]

If water really cleansed your kidneys then why doesn't that work?

[@arouraborialice6577]

@@Jason-qy5qg it does work, what you may be thinking of is when people have to go on dialysis, which is because the kidney function is deteriorating

[@shelbyb9965]

@@Jason-qy5qg I'm not even sure what you're asking? Kidneys do the cleansing, water helps keeps them functioning properly (assuming the kidneys are healthy overall). If you're asking why water doesn't fix failing or otherwise diseased kidneys, well, that's sort of like asking why a band-aid won't fix a gunshot wound. There are lots of reasons a kidney can have lowered function, most of which have nothing to do with water consumption. An organ in free-fall can't be fixed by such a small component of healthy functioning, just like a hole in your abdomen can't be patched with a bandage. Water and bandages are helpful, but they're aren't everything in medicine.

[@lozencolorado3326]

I'm diabetic and my son is in medical school, in Africa, and he often tells me, "Mum, please don't listen to this Doctor Oz person. He is a theif and charlatan. Eat a varied diet of vegetables, meats, carbohydrates, some fruits and mind your sugars, drink plenty of water and exercise and you will be quite fine. I love you."

[@Cat-tastrophee]

Solid advice 👌

[@daroldcarold3443]

Listen to him

[@rebelliouslogic2705]

Why are you diabetic?

[@Tijggie82]

@@rebelliouslogic2705 because illnesses exist

[@sams517]

Wait what does dr oz say about treating diabetes?

[@maiario6198]

You don’t know how deeply deeply DEEPLY I appreciate this video. Dietitian here btw.

[@Lazy_Fish_Keeper]

A dietitian saved my life. A physician put me on a 1200 k/day diet instead of re-examining her Dx and the meds she had put me on....for 5 years. I moved to a new state, and went back to uni to get a degree (and figure out how to help my autistic child, because ABA was NOT IT). The 3 nutrition classes I took were taught by the same RD, and she had us do a food journal for a week and then figure out macros/micros etc and our averages for the week. She asked why I was eating so few calories for my activity level, and I told her my doctor had put me on the diet I was following. She asked how much longer, and I told her "until I get back down to the healthy BMI for my height" because that's what the doc had told me to do. How long have you been eating like this? "Five years" She called a clinic, asked when the next opening was, got me an appt, and told them I needed cardio work up, kidney and liver function, and several other tests. I have permanent heart damage and some other ongoing health problems, but a decade later I am still here. If I'd continued, I would have slowly starved attempting to undo damage while more damage was being done by the meds. After increasing caloric intake, I finally started having energy to keep up with my grandkids and I lost inches but gained weight. Apparently liposuction is the only way to get rid of the fat deposits left from being put on the wrong medication (the rapid weight gain should have been the indicator that it was the wrong med, along with my kidney and pancreas problems that started within the first 6 weeks of being started on the med). I try not to be bitter over the years I lost with my kids due to wrong medication, and the rapid weight gain and med induced diabetes. I have zero problems being incredibly grateful for the RD who taught my class, and got me on the journey to better health!

[@hakayonder3396]

​@@Lazy_Fish_Keeper That was pretty heartbreaking to read. We have pretty limited time on this world and for a misdiagnosis to occur and shorten it is just cruel, but I'm glad you're doing better. I was misdiagnosed twice in my life so I totally get the frustration. Thankfully life is filled with all kinds of wonders, so I hope you'll be able to focus and be happy about them too.

[@dr.eliciarosen-fox1354]

Former dietitian turned doctor here...I totally understand ❤

[@alicedodobirb2808]

​@@Lazy_Fish_Keeperdear god ABA?! I get it, you were probably misinformed about them but damn reading that had me clenching pearls! I cannot tell you how good it is that your kid isn't in that anymore, the horror stories I and many others have heard... Glad you got the help you needed too! I didnt focus on that bcs im pretty sure other comments already have. (Pro tip, autism speaks is also bad in case you didnt know)

[@Lazy_Fish_Keeper]

@@alicedodobirb2808 autism speaks is not led by autistic people, and is a whole dumpster fire . Thank you

[@betsyadams9670]

As a nurse I feel this. My mom would call me at least twice a week with some new thing from Dr. oz. I would just bang my head against the wall and tell her to stop watching all those daytime shows. She has finally listened.

[@jewels3846]

My mom is a surgery nurse. She used to watch these shows and try to tell me I just needed exercise and a diet for my mental health. Im just glad her tune changed when I finally found out I have adhd and the meds allowed me to function and thrive. She now has helped when my insurance lapsed 😭

[@agarrikr2996]

How’s being a nurse still?

[@omarkg2007]

I always say: "If It was that easy, anybody could have been cured with a simple CLEANSING juice."

[@Emilstekcor]

Same thing with alternative medicine lol. If it worked everyone would use it. Like imagine if rocks and prayer cured cancer. Wouldn't your doctor just say "that's 3 prayers a day and don't forget to buy some shockingly overpriced amethyst"

[@ShadaeMastersAstrology]

It isn’t a coincidence that countries with the lowest disease rates eat more naturally? Americans level of health declines as artificial/processed foods and products inclines.

[@premiumjay1522]

@@ShadaeMastersAstrology the US has the 3rd largest population and the 4th largest country (3rd if you count territories) we have some of the largest immigration rates out of any country. In short, we have the most land, people and influx of people in the world of course diseases are higher here. You are looking at one small factor in a much larger equation. Food is not the only issue.

[@ShadaeMastersAstrology]

@@premiumjay1522 Food is a large enough effect to disregard as insignificant.

[@ticcitoasty]

@@Emilstekcor except that isn’t widely used and encouraged on top of it being mostly white people skimming through another culture to be quirky

[@stephaniecasper7578]

This was the most wholesome video I’ve seen on “diet” like ever.

[@thekawaiicripple]

As someone TPN dependent for 7 years now I can't stop laughing thank y'all for making sure we get the nutrition we need and fixing orders 😅

[@KK-gc5lj]

What's tpn ?

[@thekawaiicripple]

@@KK-gc5lj total parenteral nutrition, basically IV nutrition :) my entire GI tract is paralyzed so I cannot eat/digest food so I have a central line (like a permanent IV in my chest that goes to my heart) and I have TPN (IV nutrition) so I basically get all my nutrition through my vein. Hope that helped answer your question!

[@vin_2620]

@@thekawaiicripple oh wow, it's amazing that is possible! Thanks for explaining! Part of me is super lazy when it comes to eating proper meals so that sounds really convenient lol. But I'm sure there's some downsides to this method of taking nutrients.

[@christiinaa16]

@@thekawaiicripple are you on it 24/7? if so, how to you take it with you to places? also, what’s your diagnosis? very curious :)

[@StephSarleno]

@@vin_2620 I have been on TPN for 5 years and while it is a huge blessing and is the reason I am still alive today, there are definitely downsides and it is not convenient. I hope you don't mind me explaining some of what is required of a patient who has a central line and is on TPN. To infuse TPN a central line is necessary. Central lines require weekly dressing changes and central lines come with a high infection risk. Myself and many others have had to fight sepsis which is an awful thing to go through. I am as careful as humanly possible with my line but despite that an infection risk still exists and unfortunately I have had multiple infections which require an admission, weeks of IV antibiotics, and the infected central line must be removed and replaced. Removing and replacing a line is typically done with the patient awake and I have other conditions which make it so the meds used to keep patients comfortable are ineffective for me which means the procedure is unfortunately quite painful for me. Other treatments can be needed while fighting a blood infection but those are the two things that are almost always necessary. TPN requires large weekly shipments which include the TPN and additional supplies needed for the week. TPN requires preparation everyday. The home health company mixes the bags of TPN for us weekly based on our labs but certain vitamins and meds can only be added right before it is infused because they are not stable in the TPN long term. Adding these vitamins and meds require drawing them out of a vial into a syringe and injecting them into the TPN bag. I personally have to add 2 vials of vitamins and 3 vials of other medications. Then we must spike the bag, prime the tubing, flush our central line, and connect the tubing to the central line. My TPN infuses over 16 hours everyday. Thankfully the pump used is much smaller than what you typically see in hospitals but I am still attached to a 2L bag of TPN for 16 hours everyday. One of the most important things to mention is that it is EXTREMELY important that we follow aseptic technique when we care for our central line, prepare TPN, prepare other IV meds, or anything else we may do that involves our line. You can never be too careful. You can't be lazy because one miniscule mistake could lead to an infection which can cost you your life. It is a scary reality that the thing keeping us alive could also become infected and cost us our life. Living with a central line requires that we advocate when we see someone caring for our line improperly. If we are in the hospital for any reason many people are handling our line which requires a lot of advocating. As you could imagine, having to fiercely advocate for ourselves can be difficult in those situations because we are going through so much already but it is necessary to reduce the chances of a blood infection being added into the mix. Showering is also challenging, it may not be something you thought would be effected but we can't get the central line or the dressing wet therefore we must cover it up and sometimes this is more challenging depending on where the central line is placed. Another problem we face is supplies being unavailable. A variety of supplies has become unavailable throughout the pandemic and sometimes there are alternatives that can be used but other times there are not. Almost everyone on TPN must add vitamins to their TPN and unfortunately there have been long periods where the vitamins have been unavailable leading to low levels of these vitamins in our blood I guarantee you it takes far more energy to have a central line and prepare TPN than it does to prepare a meal. Everything we must do would be a lot for anyone but it is even more difficult considering we are chronically ill and never know how our body will be feeling day to day. Being able to eat and taste food everyday is a huge luxury. Also think about how many social gatherings revolve around food. We each find our own ways to cope but it is not always easy to watch people enjoy the food we so wish we could enjoy ourselves. I hope after reading what people must do to stay alive when their GI tract fails them, you might appreciate more how much of a blessing it is for you to be able to eat and nourish your body with food. "Health is a crown the healthy wear, but only the sick can see" -Imam Al-Shafi'i

[@aismakessounds]

I hate how so many "health nut" people talk about food in such a way that it makes people feel like certain groups of food are "forbidden" or like they need to not eat or something. Nutritionists, however, have never made me feel like that. They give helpful advice for keeping your body healthy, which goes far beyond simple weight, and I'm so glad they exist with all the fad diet chaos we're constantly subjected to.

[@ainnochaim9450]

There is a such thing as "junk" food. Profit motives for corporations that produce food lead to distorted truths and even lies about the nutritional value of their food. And worst of all, much of it is marketed to children.

[@aismakessounds]

@@ainnochaim9450 Oh, you're absolutely right! I was mainly talking about how certain overall groups were demonized, like how some people claim all carbs or fats or sugars are terrible and basically shame others for consuming them despite each group being part of a balanced diet. But you are absolutely right when talking about all of the processed foods and how the food industry itself is a propaganda machine. It's definitely a complex issue

[@ainnochaim9450]

@@aismakessounds well, I think you and I are on the same page!!🧡😊✌

[@armelfrancois7009]

unfortunately nutritionists are not a protected/certified group. anyone, including you or I, can say we are a nutritionist without any repercussions - unlike the legally protected term 'dietician', which actually requires years of medical study. taking advice from a nutritionist, is like going to a toothiologist rather than a dentist for your tooth issues :)

[@jrg305]

Fad diets were the first health propaganda that gets people to mass experiment on humans through their own volition and think it is their idea. Just like they did with the jabs. Just shows how great the media is in influencing the mindless and how much group think it creates. Maybe we should do something about the media.

[@livewellwitheds6885]

my dietician saved my life. after a decade of crippling malnutrition, I got on tube feeds the same week I saw the right person who actually listened to me and knew what she was doing. I am forever grateful for her. my life has been better than I ever imagined since I first spoke with her.

[@Brandon-gk8ig]

As a Clinical Dietitian myself, thanks for the relatable laugh (and for spelling our profession correctly - most people including medical staff do not...). Big fan of your content!

[@Satan-Is-a-Lawyer]

I know right. It’s like people forget about us

[@warriormaiden9829]

How do they usually spell it? 🤨 I've never been in any of the medical fields, but that's how I've always spelled it.

[@Wodenseyes]

Registered Dietitian here too!! People often forget we exist 😅

[@Kimunicator]

Dietitian here too. We are so underutilized. Thank you Dr G.

[@Kimunicator]

@@warriormaiden9829 dietician is common instead of dietitian.

[@maureenlusk4626]

Worked as a secretary for clinical dietitians for seven years before becoming a bedside nurse at teaching hospital.. They get no respect, despite their education and training and licensing... TPN comment is absolute gospel. Another triumph!!

[@4llg00dth1ng5]

I’m just imagining a patient telling a hospital dietician in a consult or something they they’re doing a “cleanse” and then the dietician just stands up wordlessly, wraps his hands, slips on a glove, screams, and begins pounding a sandbag with the patient looking on in horror.

[@tempest_2222]

whats wrong with a cleanse?

[@AI_AuntieIntuition]

@Betty.Pfeffer - this is so direct and honest is goes over everyones head. Learned behaviors are so engrained its amazingly frustrated. *sips coffee* :D

[@spencerhanson7808]

"I'll use my bare hands." That probably scored some brownie points there😄

[@highly_kxzde1133]

The guy knew doctors hated him, then he decided "let's try politics in a state I don't live in"

[@baconking1160]

Dr. Oz is the greatest Snake Oil salesman. One would think a guys that name sounds like Wizard of Oz would smell BS.

[@rileylittleraven]

Right? I don't think he changed his name to that, but it sure is fitting! Smoke and mirrors, but no substance or truth to be found. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"? More like "Pay no attention to the man in front of the camera!"!

[@dynamicworlds1]

Idk....he has a LOT of competition. "Dr." Phill comes to mind...but there are plenty of others with less well known names but have sold people on some stunning BS even just sticking within the field of "stuff you put on or in your body for health" I'm still kinda in uncomfortable awe at the number of people who have convinced so many to drink piss for health...

[@vanguardiris3232]

@@dynamicworlds1 That last, that hits home. The number of "health" fads that seem to have started out as someone's fetish is startling. Kellogg's brother comes to mind

[@verager2493]

The sad part is he's an accomplished surgeon. That just means we *know* he knows better.

[@AliMarie022]

@@verager2493 he's a very talented surgeon, but chose to sell horseshite on TV for millions of dollars rather than actually save peoples lives for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[@dguerra956]

Mad respect for the dietitians I've worked with throughout the years.

[@micahroberts8383]

My RD is the best! Such an underappreciated field! I had a doctor once give me a pamphlet that listed high fiber foods, because I asked what micronutrients I should be worried about as a vegetarian while having the audacity to be overweight. My RD, on the other hand, taught me about Intuitive Eating, helped me not be so black and white about my perspective on food, and honestly work through a lot of emotional stuff tied to food.

[@melissadunton3534]

The dietician and nutritionist at my local hospital are the best! I absolutely adore them. I know that sounds weird, but when you have IBD and short bowel syndrome they are essential to keeping you alive. So, having smart, kind and funny ppl working with ya is important!!!! ❤

[@patticarey9016]

Registered Dietitian here. THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!! I particularly like the Dr. Oz part. But the "fixing the TPN orders" was spot on. 😆👍🏻 Love the vids! Keep 'em coming!

[@vanessaamesty6739]

Oh yes! I'm a Dietitian, we finally made an appearance.

[@Abbyyena]

Isn’t it awesome?!

[@yes_anotherone3260]

Great! What's a TPN?

[@thatswhatshesaid14]

Dude im literally in the hospital on TPN right now, and your videos are getting me though it! I told my resident surgeon whose over seeing my care about your pre rounds video the first day I was here, and she totally agreed with what you said! We laughed and the next morning when she saw I was asleep, she left me alone! Been a few days and she only came in during normal rounds. So awesome! Thanks for the amazingly accurate videos! My dad is a retired pediatric RN, who was also a combat medic, and holy shit everything you make reminds me of all his stories. Your videos also match up with all my own medical happenings, Top notch!

[@amelia3146]

“Oh, roughly all of them” is hilarious to me

[@llamapheonix]

Low albumin? Better start TPN…. 🙃🙃🙃

[@Beane_the_RD]

@@llamapheonix OMG yasssssss!!

[@vansapo6558]

As a PA resident (where Oz is running for senate), please throw some extra punches for us 🙏

[@Maybe_Tom_Cruise]

Thankfully this aged well 😂😂

[@flowiiee]

Finally some dietitian appreciation!! More skits with a dietitian in it please 💛

[@juliabuffa9010]

Funny enough, my nutrition professor in college (a dietitian) used to have us watch a lot of Netflix documentaries that made us feel bad about eating food

[@Ravioliyt]

Ok but what were they?... For research purposes only.

[@Tika927]

@@Ravioliyt …oh no baby what is u doing

[@nikolaim5856]

@@Ravioliyt Its not worth it trust me

[@juliabuffa9010]

@@Ravioliyt I don’t exactly remember the names, but I do remember one that basically made you feel like a piece of crap for eating anything derived from an animal even though you still need vitamin B12

[@yogoo0]

@@Ravioliyt Whats the main point of a diet? Lose weight. What do you consider weight? Fat. What is fat? It's long term stores of secondary energy to be used when energy from food isn't always available. How do you lose fat? Do something that requires you to use more energy that day than what you eat and forcing your body to use it's secondary energy stores. Starving yourself isn't an effective way because you still require lots of vitamins that your body cant produce naturally like vitamin C. Therefore moderating your calorie intake vs your energy expended is the most effective way to CONTROL your weight. And most people don't do very much so its easy to put on weight. Meats and carbohydrates, like steak and potatoes, are very energy dense so you don't need very much to fulfill your energy needs. But the human body can't measure energy directly. So it uses quantity and taste. The quantity is how much you can fit in your stomach and foods that are tasty are ones that our body knows to be energy dense (thats why humans love sugar so much). Energy in vs energy out. Also some fat is good for you. Everything in moderation

[@valned3776]

At least he’s not running for office in your state. He recently filmed an “I’m just like you, and care about the people” ad in a local diner. A place that sells actual food. 🙄😒

[@vivaciousom5347]

I hope the fine people of Pennsylvania don’t fall for it. He’s renting a home in PA. HIs house is in NJ where he’s actually lived until now.

[@FirstLast-vy6rn]

@@vivaciousom5347 Really? Ugh, it figures he'd be in my state. PA can keep him.

[@jeweldenile8995]

My fellow Pennsylvanians!!!

[@trisharutenbar1804]

@@FirstLast-vy6rn we don’t want him, take him back please!

[@dr.floridamanphd]

Just keep him out of Florida. We’re overcrowded.

[@Really250]

That Dr Oz part was pretty epic.

[@robeaux]

The only way it could have been more realistic is if the dietitian had said, “no, I don’t know what’s for lunch…”. 😀

[@emilymekeel9838]

I’m a dietitian and SO PUMPED to see this one! Dr. Oz, juice cleanses and other misc bullshit hate fuels our days 💜

[@franklynnn]

i work at a dietician’s office! it’s made me quit using the majority of social media bc i am so fucking tired of orthorexia being treated like a hip wellness trend 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 so yeah. the dr oz punching bag is a MOOD. may i add every single wellness tiktok and instagram MLM to it

[@annajapiassu306]

oh my god, yes. it seems like every day i come across someone showing off their "healthy lifestyle" and it is just orthorexia 😩

[@jakeer1554]

@@annajapiassu306 I sometimes think I don’t have orthorexia and I’m just contributing to diet culture, then I vomit whenever I eat things that aren’t made by me. I hate that some people act like eating disorders are “in” because it has ruined my life

[@bloodmoon5744]

Who the fuck is doctor Oz?

[@benjamins9794]

Dietitian

[@chickenskink1]

@@bloodmoon5744 someone who spreads misinformation about health

[@nicolechew1029]

Everytime a patient asks me for a thyroid shield when I'm taking their chest x-ray, I want to slap Dr Oz 🤣🤣

[@rileylittleraven]

What on earth is that?! I mean, I doubt it exists (or works, if it does), but this caught my eye because I have hypothyroidism. Only, y'know, I take the proper medicine for it. That man must bleed pure snake oil by now...

[@nicolechew1029]

@@rileylittleraven a thyroid shield is a piece of lead that is worn during some exams that use radiation. It's not good for chest x-rays because it can obscure some of the lung and limits the exam. One time Dr Oz said people should ask for one during chest x-rays and we've been cursing him ever since 🤣

[@patriciacorrea8871]

Do they even exist?

[@artsyjc]

Thank you thank you! I'm diabetic and if I hear anyone else tell me I should just do keto and "reverse" it, I'm gonna blow. I see a dietitian for my advice and don't want to hear random people shaming me for eating some carbohydrates.

[@stenleyyelnets9807]

Hey, did you try to just do keto and reverse it? This may help with your diabetes! 🤝

[@zadinal]

Oh God that must be so aggravating.

[@Avarren]

Hush now, you don’t want the diabetes-reversing secret to get out, right? Big Pharma will stop paying you if you leak the forbidden industry secrets.

[@JasmineG96]

It's frustrating when random people give advice on stuff they don't understand. I'm a dietician, and yeah, type 2 diabetes can be put into some sort of "remission", as in: you might need less to no medication, while still being careful about your diet. This can happen to overweight people who shortly after being diagnosed lose a certain amount of weight. But in general, you can eat whatever you want, within reason. More important is the combination of carbohydrate-rich foods with carb-brakes (proteinrich foods and fats), which allows for a better regulated stream of glucose into your bloddstream.

[@NikoBellaKhouf2]

Ok then enjoy living with the consequences of your carb addiction. Also, stop complaining about your diabetes to random people and they won't feel compelled to suggest a diet that works (keto).

[@doomsdayaddams2894]

My mother was a dietitian, and it drove her crazy that MDs didn’t ever seem to consider the role of diet in health. This has gotten much better in recent years, but it’s still ignored a lot.

[@kathycooper8449]

Retired RD here. In 1979, I had a doctor ask me why I was on the TPN committee. We’ve come a long way with physicians respecting our profession.

[@annacopeland6733]

Dietitian here and I feel this so deeply

[@jennamarylou1538]

as someone who’s suffered with eds, don’t friggen trust nutritionists on the internet or tv. like, honesty, any of them. no one can give you diet advice curated for YOU. it’s not healthy to watch those videos or read those websites. see a doctor! please! i grew up watching dr oz and reading dieting websites (of course, marketed as health, as if everyone on earth needs to lose weight) and watching greg doucette and whoever else on youtube, and for me, it just lead to a lot of confusion and years of pain. so please be careful. edited because originally it said “dieticians” on the internet rather than “nutritionists”. dieticians are doctors trained to help with peoples diets!! i still would highly recommend seeing someone in person/video call rather than through youtube or whatnot.

[@lolatwinkletoes]

Fellow EDS sufferer here! Best dr. advice I ever received was “if it doesn’t make you sick - eat it”.

[@lady_sir_knight3713]

On the other hand, as someone who grew up with a nutritionist for a mother, I grew up being told that a healthy diet was pretty simple and people who got fancy with it were trying to sell you something. I was told that if you're eating a lot of vegetables, not much sugar, and your carbs are whole grain, you're doing well. Not that that ever meant much to my sweet tooth :D

[@LegallyPotato]

i tried to gain weight for a while and when nothing worked and my diet was shit I talked to an actual nutritionist and I was surprised by the amount of food that everyone considers bad when in reality it was just okay. like even instant noodles which everyone told me was bad she just said they're good as a snack not a meal replacement. pickles, fruit, meat, and pretty much everything else she considered good as long as it didn't make me sick. actually to her the best "diet" food was a burger

[@juanacosta4351]

@@LegallyPotato I've had almost the same experience

[@doc.l]

@@LegallyPotato did she she mean a homemade or diner burger with lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and no processed cheese? I can’t see a Big Mac or any commercial burger being any good for you with all the extra fat and having nothing green in them.

[@JasmineG96]

As a dietician, this could not be more accurate 🤣

[@kalleneanderson]

As an RD - THANK YOU for acknowledging everything that we struggle with: debunking false claims and also making sure other providers understand we know our stuff. 🙌

[@MonsterPrincessLala]

As a Pennsylvania resident I would love the Dr. Oz punching bag - especially since he's now advertising himself as "Challenging Dr. Fauci "

[@johnto744]

Not trying to take a side here but I'm just genuinely curious about what fauci has done right? Like I mean do some research about the whole AIDS Hysteria. Just to name a few things he denied the use of therapeutics (because of vaccines that never came) which ended up being what was used to actually help eventually. He also claimed that it was something that all people were getting and that wasn't much more dangerous for the homosexual community (even though data showed it earlier on) , and even claimed aids could be spread through a family via "touching a cereal box". So I don't have an opinion about Oz but fauci is responsible for many homosexual people's deaths... Something I think, or rather I hope we can agree is morally repugnant! At the very least!

[@luggy9256]

I mean people do need to challenge Fauci more, but it needs to be someone that not him haha

[@casssidyy711]

fellow pennsylvanian here, i think we need a collective dr Oz punching bag in every town square.

[@aiden3627]

Wow he’s challenging Dr faucci? That in and of itself isn’t the issue imo science is constantly checking and rechecking and challenging old news with new research results but dr oz doesn’t seem like the guy to be referencing real science…

[@jonquilgemstone]

Tbf, "challenging Dr. Fauci" is a really low bar to set...

[@pandabear631]

Halarious…”I spend 6 hours correcting TPN orders…roughly all of them” LOL!

[@miissymariie]

Am I tripping or when he speaks quiet and calmly he has an Emperor’s New Groove Kronk vibe… Love it

[@dzanegulles]

Ohh now that you mentioned it, I can't unhear aaaaa

[@meganjones3427]

"Yeah, I know Bill" really brings it out 😂

[@sabrina6720]

As someone who lost a lot of weight by just eating in a caloric deficit, this video speaks to me. If I had a dollar for every person that told me that it couldn't have been that, that I was hiding a fad diet from them that I used...well I'd have a good chunk to buy myself something nice at least!

[@anasexualdragonwithinterne2912]

i know right one of my friends is a personal trainer and he has had at least 30 people stop their training because all he told them to do to lose weight is to exercise regularly and eat at a caloric deficit

[@josephjackson1956]

For me this is the best and most effective way to lose weight. As long as I can track how many calories go in and can keep my intake to a deficit, I can lose and maintain weight.

[@killerkirby366]

Specific Diets are good for a helsthy life But like I mens resl diets stuff like low carbs High protein Etc Calorie watching is for weight lose

[@Bluehoshiflower]

@@josephjackson1956 Don't forget about nutrition and vitamins. You can eat 1800 calories only with pizza, so

[@AmandaMcCarterWrites]

This right here. I just started eating better and lost so much weight.

[@sarahlacoma2087]

Registered dietitian here, I don't personally manage TPN at my facility, but on behalf of my nutrition support colleagues...this is the gospel truth!

[@vibrasnutritivaspr]

Omg thank you for this 🤣 I appreciate, not only the humor, but showing that dietitians are the only experts in prescribing appropriate diet orders for medical nutrition therapy 🥰 more content on healthy relationships between RDs and MDs

[@michele914]

RD mentioned; awesome! Thanks! Fixing enteral orders on the daily.

[@tuyamino]

I can't wait for Bill and Jonathan to have a *insert unrealistic medical show* moment getting stuck in an elevator with a severely ill patient xD

[@rickydevil3314]

Omg I need more lol "I'll just go with my bare hands" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Clo95]

Finally some recognition for us RDs!

[@emmapeterson625]

As a inpatient and outpatient registered dietitian THANK YOU this is my brain on a regular basis in the world of medicine

[@marianneschroeder7889]

I’m a dietitian and I approve this message lol

[@fluffymountainbunny]

I'm not even a dietician and I feel the same way about Dr Oz! lol

[@bee-pv8ph]

Thank God for this. Food is not bad.

[@martha3445]

I am a proud Pennsylvanian who helped give Dr Oz his walking papers back to NJ.

[@kristinreynolds577]

I absolutely love all of your characters! I don’t know how you come up with this comedy, but it fuels my soul!! Lol. I have an auto immune disorder and as someone who has a laundry list of specialists, this makes me laugh so much. I always wonder if my doctors were like this! Much love! 💗💗💗

[@sidneytaylor7848]

I’m a 24/7 TPN patient and am getting listed for a stomach, small bowel, and pancreas transplant! I need those 3 organs all from the same donor! ❤️

[@makmcdermott]

Good luck! I hope you get a donor soon!

[@evakaname]

This is probs not the best place to look for donors tho 😅

[@makmcdermott]

@@evakaname - that wasn't very nice. She's not looking for donors here and you know that. Waiting for an organ, never mind 3, is very stressful and not somthing to make light of!

[@sally8708]

@@evakaname If it was that easy to find donors (on social media, without *any* knowledge/tests of compatibility), then there wouldn’t even be transplant lists. 🙄

[@diamondsngunns88]

I hope things are going well for you Sidney ❤️❤️❤️

[@melaninmonroe007]

I wish we learned more nutrition in med school beyond memorizing all the vitamins letters, numbers, and medical name. Yes to bare hands!

[@LieutenantSheep]

I’d like all of the regular docs to just not advise on diet or weight when they don’t study nutrition in school at all

[@Acelovingchoice]

Nutritionist are so chill that it's hard to imagine them being mad about something 😅 but on Dr Oz, rightfully so.

[@kaloofy3500]

I love Dieticians, my younger brother had to go to the hospital multiple times because of an eating disorder, it was the Dieticians that had to help him get back to health. I feel so bad for them bc they absolutely have so much to deal with due to the horrendous amount of misinformation as well as cultural forces towards negative eating. Thank you guys every day for ur help and service!

[@heathersinclair8789]

As someone who been on 3 liters of T.P.N for 17yrs n counting. I know first hand how much work n effort the dieticians go through into making my feed. If I didn't get my T.P.N then i wouldn't be here. My life depends on it. So thank you so much.xxx

[@colourofrainclouds]

As a dietitian who doesn't even work in a hospital anymore, I related to this SO HARD

[@sarahkk3984]

On a lighter note, please consider a video on the facial hair styles and respirator fit testing requirements. Would love to see the Dali or Zorro

[@ewarren.99]

My mother is a dietitian, she could really use that punching bag…

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

I was so scared to see what you'd do with this, but i'm so relieved to see such a good thing here. Thank you

[@lainet3379]

I told my doc the other day that I was taking a supplement that works. (Not diet) When I said it wasn’t Dr. Oz approved, Doc laughed, and said that was probably why it worked.

[@yume152]

the dietitian approves. I've been wanting a small punch bag in my office forevere!!

[@dragonrulr4]

"oh no that's Dr. Oz" Oh god that's a solid 3 min of laughing so hard I cry

[@just_dudegaming5853]

now i would love to see the doctor oz punching bag randomly having cameo appearances in the backgrounds of random shots in other skits

[@minnied84]

OMG the accuracy. Thank you for this.

[@GraceNotGurce]

No one talks about how harmful those ‘health documentaries’ are. For my freshman year health class we spent 90% of the time watching them. And wouldn’t ya know I got an eating disorder 😅

[@MrBrock314]

Pretty sure that was from something else. Possibly watching too much video.

[@KennyBky92]

Who's here after Dr. Oz lost the senate race?

[@ryankasch5561]

My friend group once told me I had "TV doctor level attractiveness", and then referenced Dr Oz as an example. Should I feel good, as he's on TV, or bad, cause he's the pied Piper of bs health advice.

[@rileylittleraven]

If this is a rhetorical question, I'm sorry! I think it's more complicated than that (which type of attractiveness, for instance) but if it's purely physical, that has nothing to do with being a snake oil salesman. If they're your friend, I hope that's what they meant; either way, they need to be shown how awful "America's doctor" really is.

[@adrianmccorkell707]

They might have meant McDreamy? 😁

[@zombiekiller4yo495]

@@rileylittleraven if oz is 'america's doctor' i want out of this country 😂

[@jendubay3782]

I think they’re saying you’re charismatic. You decide if you’re using your powers for good or evil.

[@Alice-gr1kb]

Reminds me of when someone said i reminded them of Ben Shapiro bc I was so smart and logical (the guy who told me this ended up a year later threatening to murder 2 of his classmates with knives, so-)

[@000JayDub]

We also spend another 2 hours telling surgeons why none of their post-op patients need TPN. Then we go in and roundhouse kick our Dr. Oz pic. Love this!

[@Kimunicator]

As a dietitian, thank you!!!

[@masternaiabaggins1134]

The med student shadowing the dietitian! Great! Thank you for the well-deserved recognition to clinical dietitians! (Nutritionist, Diabetes educator and a MSc in Public Nutrition here!)

[@christiandave5122]

As a dietitian, I can relate. 😂

[@trentsprigler1420]

Why do people listen to Dr Oz?

[@Micums]

Imagine a person with an average IQ. Half of the population is below it.

[@emiliabolsas]

You mean Senator Oz? 😳

[@Really250]

Oparh

[@tompa3537]

People listen to him because he's charismatic, intelligent and has a solid medical background. Unfortunately that gives him power to give bad advice.

[@Cuddlydeath]

@@Micums OH FUCK, easily best thing I read all week. This is great.

[@donke6012]

should get a second one for jilly juice

[@RachdelaTorre]

Haha you crushed this one!!! As a Dietitian myself this is hella relatable!…also thanks for spelling Dietitian correctly! BRB gotta go punch diet culture in the face 💥🥊🥊 😅

[@serenecourage]

😂 this is sooooo accurate!!! But not just the TPN. Literally every diet order. 😬😬😬

[@lizwilliams2097]

As a dietitian I approve of this message

[@genesiscranston8933]

Bwahahaha I'm in school for nutrition counseling and I LOVE the punching bag... I have few more photos to put on there though lol

[@michaelescobar524]

Rooooocking the haircut bro! Looking good

[@heartdragon2386]

Having done plenty of dietetics clinicals, this video is fantastic.

[@sheridanhorne6295]

Lololol I know im hella late, but this is so accurate. Im just a dietetics student but all of my dietetics buddies working in the field can relate. Fad diets are the bane of my existence

[@nikkyhindle9187]

As a dietitian, I can confirm that this all completely accurate 👌🏻

[@Aristotle2000]

Dr Oz has convinced 90% of boomers that he is a genius.

[@456MrPeople]

I mean he was a great heart surgeon. But that sweet tv money was just too irresistible for him.

[@angellittle1571]

Well he did one good, awesome, actual-doctor thing - and then rode that peak as long as he could. By the time he fell off, his fanbase was solidified and so far into the late stages of lead poisoning that they couldn't ever think for themselves again. He's set until one of them dies 😂

[@mar_man813]

@@456MrPeople Was he renowned? I mean, he was A heart surgeon, but I have never heard that he was "great" or one of the best. Not knocking his clinical expertise, but he was a doc like any other.

[@456MrPeople]

Yeah he’s really accomplished in regard to surgery. Look it up.

[@angellittle1571]

@@mar_man813 Check out the "Mitraclip" if you want more detail, but the tldr is he figured out how to use a catheter to place a staple in the leaky mitral valve of a patient's heart. Another doctor had said "hey, I bet you can close that leak with one suture." (asinine paraphrase, 'cause it's still about Oz) and he did it. Obviously, it worked, and he filed a patent. It's still used, especially for high-risk patients that can't do something like an open heart surgery.

[@johnstonefield1935]

Rookie move passing on the gloves when you're going to be hitting that bag at least 3x a day per patient. "Disgruntled doc with bloody knuckles" is not a good look.

[@dynamicworlds1]

I mean....getting a bit of bare knuckle work in should, theoretically, help callous up those knuckles and harden those bones a bit....right? Personally, I'm more a "palm-strike and find a spare broom handle" person but to each their own.

[@DarkShard5728]

Real rookie moves are a. Not using lethal or painful weapons and b. Using a bag instead of the actual thong

[@MaryJohanna]

EXCELLENT!!!! Thank you for all of these wonderful clips.

[@mariamabdeali32]

As a dietitian I lovveddd this one!!! 😍❤ thankyou soo much!

[@realtorforlouisiana]

This one is the one we can ALL relate to 😂 i even want to punch the Dr Oz bag

[@LaurennM360]

As a student Dietitian, this was accurate. Hahah. We all love a good Dr. Oz punching. :D

[@vitorreis410]

I'm graduating in nutrition next month, feel very represented ,thanks.

[@titaniumandspiritgum1290]

I just talked to a dietician for the first time like a week ago. I was shocked at the lack of food shaming and general judgment. Thanks for being awesome, dietitians ❤

[@lindsaymcdonald58]

As a dietitian, I want to thank you for spelling our title correctly! Can't tell you how many times I've seen "dietician" on job postings or been called "dietary" by physicians.