Dhar Mann’s roasts be like…….

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Piryxl

Piryxl

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@maryamkasim1385
@maryamkasim1385 2 жыл бұрын
They aren’t just telling stories, they are teaching kids how to roast
@walterbrown7658
@walterbrown7658 2 жыл бұрын
And "OOOOOHOHOOHHHOOOOO"
@Rigby86
@Rigby86 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@riverselive_kdmz_8458
@riverselive_kdmz_8458 2 жыл бұрын
@@walterbrown7658 BEEM BAP BARA BAM BOM POW 😃
@el_hadescabin
@el_hadescabin 2 жыл бұрын
@@sillihaven who lied to you
@sillihaven
@sillihaven 2 жыл бұрын
@@ArishaZepeto ima just go-
@HuffyPup
@HuffyPup 2 жыл бұрын
"Ok so" "Do you want a cookie?" they just straight up roasted their mom
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@DrWho160
@DrWho160 2 жыл бұрын
If I do that I’d be forced to dig my own grave
@kelbyjackcheese
@kelbyjackcheese 2 жыл бұрын
HAAHAHA YEAH
@abdulla-oc7hg
@abdulla-oc7hg 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrWho160 what does it mean?
@kritee
@kritee 2 жыл бұрын
which vid is that from?
@therealone_20
@therealone_20 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you want a cookie?" That line is pure genius. I really do get annoyed when parents flex their mostly stupid hardships.
@averyepicguy
@averyepicguy 2 жыл бұрын
that line is already a common insult
@ArishaZepeto
@ArishaZepeto 2 жыл бұрын
yea it's like so overrated insult
@amoththatisflyingatyou
@amoththatisflyingatyou 2 жыл бұрын
@@averyepicguy things the Bible said would happen is happening
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond 2 жыл бұрын
@@amoththatisflyingatyou yeah... yeah... :(
@Eking-su3tr
@Eking-su3tr 2 жыл бұрын
@@amoththatisflyingatyou yh true
@lanceagripa1236
@lanceagripa1236 2 жыл бұрын
"At least my dads chose me. Your mom didn't have a choice." Ngl, that was one of the darkest your mom jokes that I've heard lmao
@thegameplayer3760
@thegameplayer3760 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh that was the only good roast out of all of them
@edu7979
@edu7979 2 жыл бұрын
You know whats funny? shes adopted therefore her real parents didnt even want her
@luna-mo3ol
@luna-mo3ol 2 жыл бұрын
@@edu7979 Orrr the parents might've died. Like she said, we don't know the story 🤷‍♀️
@thegameplayer3760
@thegameplayer3760 2 жыл бұрын
@@luna-mo3ol I watched the video and her mom put her up for adoption because she got kicked out by her own mom and her boyfriend cheated so she couldn't take care of her
@ihateaether
@ihateaether 2 жыл бұрын
NOT SOMETHING I EXPECTING FROM DHAR MANN
@SxvMotivations
@SxvMotivations 2 жыл бұрын
"At least your dads wants you." "But your real parents don't want you."
@jamorant1657
@jamorant1657 2 жыл бұрын
She she should of said at least I have a dad
@patchton
@patchton 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamorant1657 "two for that matter"
@pengz_6999
@pengz_6999 2 жыл бұрын
What vid is that?
@Puffy0302
@Puffy0302 2 жыл бұрын
What video is that from?
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
It's just a comeback for LGBTs if they had nothing to say
@CriticalFlex6
@CriticalFlex6 2 жыл бұрын
"At least my dad chose me. Your mom didn't have a choice" Emotional Damage
@mcpoggers779
@mcpoggers779 2 жыл бұрын
pls shut the fuck up these emotional damages are making me crazy
@Eking-su3tr
@Eking-su3tr 2 жыл бұрын
That's a self roast tho...cuz where's her mom at. Shot herself in the foot
@CriticalFlex6
@CriticalFlex6 2 жыл бұрын
@@Eking-su3tr dam but it's still not emotional Damage cause maybe her mom died and it's just her and her dad
@xeox4280
@xeox4280 2 жыл бұрын
No because its probably not true
@forcyland
@forcyland 2 жыл бұрын
@@mcpoggers779 Emotional damage
@VRockBeastSantos
@VRockBeastSantos 2 жыл бұрын
These are not roasts these are memes pure memes i laughed like helll
@regular_things
@regular_things 2 жыл бұрын
Can you tell me the name's of these vedios 😊😊
@droidcreatez
@droidcreatez 2 жыл бұрын
@@regular_things 3rd one is sister's fight for new iphone
@sebasblanco148
@sebasblanco148 2 жыл бұрын
I did not laugh😑😐😐
@weedbonermchitler4209
@weedbonermchitler4209 2 жыл бұрын
@@sebasblanco148 Sick pfp Mate
@0nban422
@0nban422 2 жыл бұрын
@@droidcreatez yeah and at 2:41
@bearbear-hf7cn
@bearbear-hf7cn 2 жыл бұрын
“What are you gonna do? Tell your mom?” Would’ve been a better line
@Lucerna999
@Lucerna999 2 жыл бұрын
NAH STOP
@the_only_esther
@the_only_esther 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@voidlystatic8919
@voidlystatic8919 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@skimble7691
@skimble7691 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is really funny-
@omnomnomi
@omnomnomi 2 жыл бұрын
That would've been really dark for a Dhar Mann videos 💀
@leo_the_be0
@leo_the_be0 2 жыл бұрын
The first one is actually BRUTAL, and the fact she did that in front of her parents, too.
@MilesJA1904
@MilesJA1904 2 жыл бұрын
They would most likely have been proud as hell and gave her an Ice Cream afterwards. No, I'm sorry, a cookie
@digitalexordium4763
@digitalexordium4763 2 жыл бұрын
@@MilesJA1904 underrated comment, you deserve 100 cookies
@MilesJA1904
@MilesJA1904 2 жыл бұрын
@@digitalexordium4763 🍪❤️
@luk3347
@luk3347 2 жыл бұрын
The mom did have a choice though. She could've put him up for adoption, aborted him, all that. The girl was put up for adoption lmfao
@analyzgolden7774
@analyzgolden7774 2 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, it's not okay to insult people, unless you're diverse, then it's okay
@kamariscorner9566
@kamariscorner9566 2 жыл бұрын
We’re not just telling stories we’re roasting live’s
@shersolo
@shersolo 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa tru
@manishaalimi967
@manishaalimi967 2 жыл бұрын
We're roasting lives
@t5bc460
@t5bc460 2 жыл бұрын
fax
@enforcedboss8952
@enforcedboss8952 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@alrkk.
@alrkk. 2 жыл бұрын
Fr😂💀
@GoofyAhhWeeb
@GoofyAhhWeeb 2 жыл бұрын
“Do you want a cookie?” My mother would’ve sent me to Jesus if I ever said that to her
@puroobsessed
@puroobsessed 2 жыл бұрын
Atleast you have Candice...
@GoofyAhhWeeb
@GoofyAhhWeeb 2 жыл бұрын
@@puroobsessed Candice d-
@rrxylix6067
@rrxylix6067 2 жыл бұрын
Same i don't get it
@puroobsessed
@puroobsessed 2 жыл бұрын
@@rrxylix6067 do you not get the comment or my reply
@abdulla-oc7hg
@abdulla-oc7hg 2 жыл бұрын
@@puroobsessed the “do you want a cookie” and “dads on me mean”?
@tsunderefan6072
@tsunderefan6072 2 жыл бұрын
The “Do you want a cookie?” Was actually kinda relatable 🤣
@olympuscat1756
@olympuscat1756 2 жыл бұрын
"Okay, so?" "Do you want a cookie?" Top 10 Famous Last Words
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it was just cut Tbh it is very wholesome to hear especially if you haven't eaten a cookies for a long time
@TwelviSC
@TwelviSC 2 жыл бұрын
🎶forget it, i'll do it sometime, ooh🎶 *beat drop* 🎶locked up on the button🎶 *chords* 🎶can't, you do it sometime🎶 *chords and beat drop* 🎶pushed it in too far, ooh!🎶
@sketchybunny5003
@sketchybunny5003 2 жыл бұрын
@@TwelviSC 👁️👄👁️
@keithladagaArts
@keithladagaArts 2 жыл бұрын
@@TwelviSC 👁️👄👁️
@ok-hq8wr
@ok-hq8wr 2 жыл бұрын
@@TwelviSC 👄👁️👄
@Sharkmon24
@Sharkmon24 2 жыл бұрын
"Do u want a cookie?" The most memorable speech ever
@abdulla-oc7hg
@abdulla-oc7hg 2 жыл бұрын
What does it mean
@TerryPlays
@TerryPlays 2 жыл бұрын
@@abdulla-oc7hg calling someone old
@abdulla-oc7hg
@abdulla-oc7hg 2 жыл бұрын
@@TerryPlays thx
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
Sure, we're starving
@dolphinman9253
@dolphinman9253 2 жыл бұрын
happy cookie monster noises
@Azq-sr2nu
@Azq-sr2nu 2 жыл бұрын
0:47 Plottwist: That was actualy MrBeast
@KxngWtf
@KxngWtf 2 жыл бұрын
the last one killed me 😂
@vorteq
@vorteq 2 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@Rigby86
@Rigby86 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen that been used so much lmao
@SAGEArmour
@SAGEArmour 2 жыл бұрын
Kxng big fan
@hrice5688
@hrice5688 2 жыл бұрын
Kxng?!
@olaoluwadiji5788
@olaoluwadiji5788 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ryanhughes8007
@ryanhughes8007 2 жыл бұрын
“Do ya wanna cookie” If I said that to my mum I’d be making handshakes with the grim reaper
@mushyavocado7268
@mushyavocado7268 2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.... Nice kallmekris reference
@only_king_chris_
@only_king_chris_ 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ikmal63h17
@ikmal63h17 2 жыл бұрын
I understand that reference
@tabbaldwin3165
@tabbaldwin3165 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand that roast?
@midnight7862
@midnight7862 2 жыл бұрын
@@mushyavocado7268 ye
@person1556
@person1556 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar mann:,,We're not just telling story's,we teaching kids how to roast".😂
@MMAisTHEbestSPORT08
@MMAisTHEbestSPORT08 2 жыл бұрын
Quick tip, if someone tries to "roast" you by asking if you want a cookie, just say yes and they might just give it to you. True story 🗿
@digitalexordium4763
@digitalexordium4763 2 жыл бұрын
The cookie has rat poison in it
@justinroshendomingo3914
@justinroshendomingo3914 2 жыл бұрын
@@digitalexordium4763 plot twist
@vocacola
@vocacola 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinroshendomingo3914 and then they die
@vocacola
@vocacola 2 жыл бұрын
Double plot twist
@De1ousinal
@De1ousinal 2 жыл бұрын
@@vocacola and then they go to heaven triple plot twist
@Angemations-
@Angemations- 2 жыл бұрын
Dhar mann: so you see we're not just telling stories were roasting ppl (ngl that first one and the 3rd made me start dying XD)
@elpiana403
@elpiana403 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@zacbanks6735
@zacbanks6735 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
@stephaniephelon5666
@stephaniephelon5666 2 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@Donaltrumpy445
@Donaltrumpy445 2 жыл бұрын
First one doesn't make sense because his mom could of put him up for adoption or a abortion i get the concept but it is truly false
@sparergamer7079
@sparergamer7079 2 жыл бұрын
Stories❌ Storys✅
@chief8825
@chief8825 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would’ve heard one of the darkest your mom jokes ever out of a child. Hell yeah
@F18techhz
@F18techhz Жыл бұрын
the reason u have 2 dads is because ur mom left you 🥱
@maze7050
@maze7050 2 жыл бұрын
"At least my dads chose me, your mom didn't have a choice" -Dhar Mann 2021
@rev_YT4358
@rev_YT4358 2 жыл бұрын
what does that roast mean?
@r0ckr0ck3
@r0ckr0ck3 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThNtNx not at all it means that they adopted her and the dads chose her since they can't make kids
@Uzumaki210
@Uzumaki210 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThNtNx you sound so stupid and how would she even know that she got r*aped stfu you dumb b*tch
@ThNtNx
@ThNtNx 2 жыл бұрын
@@Uzumaki210 because its an insult
@Eking-su3tr
@Eking-su3tr 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a self roast cuz her....parents didn't want her to begin with
@luckymapping
@luckymapping 2 жыл бұрын
"We used to have 4 channels as a kid, we never used to fight." "Okay, so?" To be fair nobody wants to listen when their parents talk about when they were kids
@domino9307
@domino9307 2 жыл бұрын
fax
@deathmeter7243
@deathmeter7243 2 жыл бұрын
I do
@drawart5123
@drawart5123 2 жыл бұрын
fax
@Love_Dearly
@Love_Dearly 2 жыл бұрын
They expect us to have the same experiences as them. That's not it, mom. It only depends on the person, stop relying on your expectations on us growing up.
@youaresuchalair
@youaresuchalair 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl, I'm interested in listening to my dad's life when he was a kid lol He definitely had alot of fun in his childhood and sadness too I actually wished i didn't had internet access until i was 14 so i could have the same fun as him lmao 😭 but i don't think so i can give my phone to anyone that easily bcs I'm kinda addicted to it
@sayan5880
@sayan5880 2 жыл бұрын
I asked my mom if she wants a cookie or not and then laughed like hell 😂😂😂😂 Does anyone have any extra room in your house?
@PumpyGT
@PumpyGT 2 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha Ah.. yeah..
@Wilbur-em1hw
@Wilbur-em1hw 2 жыл бұрын
Yo there is the place where space isn't a problem. It is called the sidewalk. A couple of sticks and a bed spread and you can make a house of your own. Best of luck.
@ElPaume1
@ElPaume1 2 жыл бұрын
My boy got disowned
@zandeeditsandbraclets9882
@zandeeditsandbraclets9882 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@skilz3689
@skilz3689 2 жыл бұрын
ngl, the first roast was actually insane Edit: wow I did not realize I got this many likes
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
@@kendyattamccann9014 ya actually
@xixi5381
@xixi5381 2 жыл бұрын
Ya she roasted billy like Russia invading ukraine
@nomoneyalli
@nomoneyalli 2 жыл бұрын
@@xixi5381 not funny.
@zombieturtleiscoolyt
@zombieturtleiscoolyt 2 жыл бұрын
2nd roast insane
@zombieturtleiscoolyt
@zombieturtleiscoolyt 2 жыл бұрын
@@nomoneyalli russia invade ukrain
@avengersstudios2
@avengersstudios2 2 жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
ikr how did they even got that roast, thats like the number 1. roast in the world
@Zaydeyy
@Zaydeyy 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@mwdh_
@mwdh_ 2 жыл бұрын
eMOtioNAL daMAGe
@Potboy08
@Potboy08 2 жыл бұрын
True
@V4mp9654
@V4mp9654 2 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@mcbors20
@mcbors20 2 жыл бұрын
"At Least my dad's chose me, your mom didn't have a choice" NGL that got wheezing for 2 minutes😂
@j-tundifanclub6565
@j-tundifanclub6565 2 жыл бұрын
Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re giving actors EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE
@justinvaage
@justinvaage 2 жыл бұрын
if i hear one more emotional damage joke i will fucking jump off a bridge
@sunithaolivera3273
@sunithaolivera3273 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinvaage lol
@DarthMonke
@DarthMonke 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinvaage sooo u still alive or what?
@vqedits8724
@vqedits8724 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinvaage go ahead cus "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"
@b0r3deditzstuff31
@b0r3deditzstuff31 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinvaage damn you’ve been emotionally damaged
@mbappeee6870
@mbappeee6870 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this had me crying from laughter😭😂😂
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
nice
@noobblaster3421
@noobblaster3421 2 жыл бұрын
@@abdulla-oc7hg ur mom
@abdulla-oc7hg
@abdulla-oc7hg 2 жыл бұрын
@@noobblaster3421 u play roblox. So pls get a life
@jeffstanely7984
@jeffstanely7984 2 жыл бұрын
@@abdulla-oc7hg Get them on you as in, they come all angry and come fight him
@sxrittylol
@sxrittylol 2 жыл бұрын
@@abdulla-oc7hg these dhar mann roasts are better then yours
@TheHotBlade
@TheHotBlade 2 жыл бұрын
"At least my dads chose me." "Your mom didn't have a choice." *Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed.*
@Nexuscomiccompany
@Nexuscomiccompany 2 жыл бұрын
“Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re changing lives” Edit: Mommy, I'm famous
@zexorvvs
@zexorvvs 2 жыл бұрын
stories*, idiot
@cameronsantos2642
@cameronsantos2642 2 жыл бұрын
@@zexorvvs it was a simple typo, just let it be.
@yuzukistardust87075
@yuzukistardust87075 2 жыл бұрын
@ZexorVVS Oh look, another grammar nazi who feels the need to correct people in order to feel more valuable than others! 🙃
@zexorvvs
@zexorvvs 2 жыл бұрын
@@yuzukistardust87075 You really compared my strict correction to being a nazi? Are you a child? I don’t need to correct others to feel valuable in any way 😂. I know for a fact I’m more valuable than YOU, kid. While I continue investing, you just remain behind your screen at home. Virgin.
@justinwayne445
@justinwayne445 2 жыл бұрын
@@zexorvvs Hahahahaha.. you're a lam-o, I can smell it.
@ThePrimeYeeter
@ThePrimeYeeter 2 жыл бұрын
"We're not just telling stories, we're also not just changing lives, we're also good at roasting people" this should be the new channel info of dhar mann
@adams.2407
@adams.2407 2 жыл бұрын
"Your mom didn't have a choice." Abortion doctors: *ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES*
@gladiator7496
@gladiator7496 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you want a cookie" Mother: No I want to put you for adoption
@Ali-mu7pm
@Ali-mu7pm 2 жыл бұрын
The first girl probably gonna get a sister soon
@AstonL3
@AstonL3 2 жыл бұрын
Can you explain the joke to me pls
@Bearical
@Bearical 2 жыл бұрын
@@AstonL3 as'in mar'in fan
@AstonL3
@AstonL3 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bearical hi
@Bearical
@Bearical 2 жыл бұрын
@@AstonL3 shut up
@dinanyeriguzman645
@dinanyeriguzman645 2 жыл бұрын
I REALLY BURSTED OuT LAUGHING FOR THE COOKIE ROAST😂😂😂🤪😜
@science_nepal_lover
@science_nepal_lover 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that one
@mrnobodyplays147
@mrnobodyplays147 2 жыл бұрын
@@science_nepal_lover it kinda means 'do you want a medal?'
@bencholsensabidalas6684
@bencholsensabidalas6684 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine telling your mom "so what? do you want a cookie?" while she's scolding you WHAHAHA
@jarroddorsey4356
@jarroddorsey4356 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the teacher never gets involved enough in these videos 😂
@Inhuman1105
@Inhuman1105 2 жыл бұрын
The teachers get so much more involved then real teachers
@jarroddorsey4356
@jarroddorsey4356 2 жыл бұрын
@@Inhuman1105 that’s facts
@carennejeiz1473
@carennejeiz1473 2 жыл бұрын
" You're Mom Didn't Have A Choice " Killed Me HAhahahHAH 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@eyramasempa5832
@eyramasempa5832 2 жыл бұрын
"you want a cookie?" bruuuh dhar isnt just telling stories, he's roasting people lyk BAAAD
@natalybajnay8818
@natalybajnay8818 2 жыл бұрын
The last one tho got me rolling and laughing on the floor 🤣 My mom thought I'm crazy
@walmart1350
@walmart1350 2 жыл бұрын
“Gonna tell your dad, oh I mean your dads” actually hits
@RJam56
@RJam56 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how the the bully actor feels being the main villain in a lot of Dhar Man videos. Like, it would be so funny if he got recognized in public. I’m sure he’s a great kid in real life.
@helmi5045
@helmi5045 2 жыл бұрын
Bros he’s a white kid with short blonde hair full of hair gel ab a round face there’s literally no possibility that he’s a nice kid
@RJam56
@RJam56 2 жыл бұрын
@@helmi5045 He’s just an actor dude. Not all white male children are bad people. In fact most of them aren’t. You’re just assuming based on his internet persona.
@helmi5045
@helmi5045 2 жыл бұрын
@@RJam56 im a white male myself. i know it's a stereotype but literally all the bullies i had in school looked exactly like this kid
@RJam56
@RJam56 2 жыл бұрын
@@helmi5045 Well, give him some slack because he’s just acting and by your comments, he’s pretty damn good at it it seems.
@thegerman6694
@thegerman6694 2 жыл бұрын
WE NEED A PART 2!!!
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
i made a one with a compilation, watch that one
@zacbanks6735
@zacbanks6735 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
@nothandsomesquidward3323
@nothandsomesquidward3323 2 жыл бұрын
@@zacbanks6735 no
@JhonnyBomby
@JhonnyBomby 2 жыл бұрын
@@zacbanks6735 0
@ALB_28
@ALB_28 2 жыл бұрын
@@zacbanks6735 -1
@onepiecelovershrek8013
@onepiecelovershrek8013 2 жыл бұрын
“Do you want a cookie” probably the best roast ever😂
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
But are they good enough to literally cook foods
@vazity_
@vazity_ 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand it
@lorietherizzler
@lorietherizzler 2 жыл бұрын
@@vazity_ same
@lorietherizzler
@lorietherizzler 2 жыл бұрын
Someone explain that one lol
@luckii.__17
@luckii.__17 2 жыл бұрын
@@vazity_ It’s saying that because usually young kids like cookies so if they were mad or sad they would eat a cookie (I think it means that)
@carolinemelo2906
@carolinemelo2906 2 жыл бұрын
Actually his mom did have a choice. She could have gave him up for adoption, also she is the one who decided to do it and have a kid. Even if she wasn’t intending to, she could have got abortion or took plan b.
@carolinemelo2906
@carolinemelo2906 2 жыл бұрын
Yea I’m just making assumptions
@iiiAndreq
@iiiAndreq 2 жыл бұрын
We're not just telling stories, we're roasting lives.
@ashaa0106
@ashaa0106 2 жыл бұрын
You know some people are desperate for likes that they just copy paste someone else's comments. Like boooo
@somedudeontheweb1468
@somedudeontheweb1468 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@kateyskrafts4197
@kateyskrafts4197 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@iiiAndreq
@iiiAndreq 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashaa0106 your not wrong.
@udoyy_
@udoyy_ 2 жыл бұрын
this guy's POV: We are not just telling stories, we're copying people comments
@Baileyxsss
@Baileyxsss 2 жыл бұрын
"At least my dad choose me, your mom didn't have a choice" that i cry so hard 😫
@millermiller5330
@millermiller5330 2 жыл бұрын
actually if it was planned than she did choose to have a kid
@h8owroblox872
@h8owroblox872 2 жыл бұрын
@@millermiller5330 well the mom did have a choice is to put up for adopted if she wanted
@cyberspace..
@cyberspace.. 2 жыл бұрын
@@h8owroblox872 or even abortion
@ailynn14
@ailynn14 2 жыл бұрын
0:32 He should have said "Are you gonna tell your mom? Oh wait, you dont have one"
@rat_dragon
@rat_dragon 2 жыл бұрын
"Ok, so...you wanna cookie?" Me: you don't roast cookies, you bake them!
@LukeWasHere14
@LukeWasHere14 2 жыл бұрын
I remember saying do u want a cookie when people asked me stupid questions 😂
@abhinavram7920
@abhinavram7920 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda relatable lol, when I get tensed and start blabbering something my mom usually asks "r u hungry?" Lol
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
We're hungry, sure we want some
@Eking-su3tr
@Eking-su3tr 2 жыл бұрын
Ok...u want a cookie
@Layreese
@Layreese 2 жыл бұрын
HAHA SO FUNNY HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
@prettysinz-f4b
@prettysinz-f4b 2 жыл бұрын
goddamn, can someone PLEASE give the writers/actors a raise 💀
@Betudontknowme
@Betudontknowme 2 жыл бұрын
The first roast was actually amazing lmao
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
ikr its like the number 1.roast in the world
@dogeboibeflying6244
@dogeboibeflying6244 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dragontailss9026
@dragontailss9026 2 жыл бұрын
I don't really understand it
@elhadj3475
@elhadj3475 2 жыл бұрын
It makes no sense😌😒
@LilJR88
@LilJR88 2 жыл бұрын
@@piryxl That joke was used millions of times its over used
@ThemeParkAvenue
@ThemeParkAvenue 2 жыл бұрын
This is perfect. The roasts are hilarious and usually awful, so it’s fun to have a laugh about them.
@divyanshupati
@divyanshupati 2 жыл бұрын
We are not just telling stories, were making roasts
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
LOOOOL, WOW i DIDNT THINK OF THAT
@KraftyApple
@KraftyApple 2 жыл бұрын
we are not just telling stories, or roasts, we’re causing EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
@@KraftyApple YOOOO I DIDNT COME UP WITH THAT
@shrihan1091
@shrihan1091 2 жыл бұрын
@@KraftyApple we are not just telling stories, we are killing people of cringe
@FCHITMAN9
@FCHITMAN9 2 жыл бұрын
We are not just telling stories, we are making contents for others
@bwoiii
@bwoiii 2 жыл бұрын
We're not just telling stories, we're roasting lives! 😂LOL Edit: Oh my god thank you guys for 100 likes! Never got a comment get this much attention.
@azrielnaicker3958
@azrielnaicker3958 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rosanight1467
@rosanight1467 2 жыл бұрын
It’s better then “I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up” XD
@Kendallxluhhvs
@Kendallxluhhvs 2 жыл бұрын
BRO IVE SEEN THIS 5 TIMES TODAY AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
by getting a lot of views every time you see it LOL
@Kendallxluhhvs
@Kendallxluhhvs 2 жыл бұрын
@@piryxl LMFAOO 😭👏😂
@Nick_702
@Nick_702 2 жыл бұрын
The last one got me dead bro Do you want a cookie? 😂😂😂
@sanders_billy
@sanders_billy 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you want a cookie" Poor choice of last words 😭😭😭
@kolddroppa6172
@kolddroppa6172 2 жыл бұрын
Now THAT'S what u call EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
Emotions don't matter, grind matters
@Aipxyl
@Aipxyl 2 жыл бұрын
The “Do you want a Cookie” had me Dead😂
@ajaxlewis7664
@ajaxlewis7664 2 жыл бұрын
"At least my dads chose me, your mum didn't have a choice". That's actually a great put down, damn...
@Oofinator
@Oofinator 2 жыл бұрын
So you see.. this is why I like Dhar Mann Edit: tysm for likes mother im famous LOL i just VibEd with ppl who did this ikr its annoying xd Edit: No one absolutely NO ONE: 99.9% of comments: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@dogeboibeflying6244
@dogeboibeflying6244 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@elpiana403
@elpiana403 2 жыл бұрын
LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂
@a548230882
@a548230882 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@a548230882
@a548230882 2 жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@nykolas6193
@nykolas6193 2 жыл бұрын
She got the whole squad laughing
@adastra2228
@adastra2228 2 жыл бұрын
If that kid said “tell your mom” instead then that could have been funny af for a dhar Mann video
@jacksonbenic9246
@jacksonbenic9246 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh this got me laughing so many times.
@lupinearsenalALT
@lupinearsenalALT 2 жыл бұрын
Im convinced that humans can turn anything cringe into a meme. bravo!
@BTD_Apex
@BTD_Apex 2 жыл бұрын
how is dhar man cringe. leave him alone and go be depressed somewhere else
@sukyandalous
@sukyandalous 2 жыл бұрын
@@BTD_Apex What does being depressed have anything to do with calling something cringe?
@justadragonnamemarcus1751
@justadragonnamemarcus1751 2 жыл бұрын
@@BTD_Apex _your life is cringe_ PLS DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY I'M JUST JOKING OK
@yasminechabli5510
@yasminechabli5510 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE END "do you want a cookie?''😂LOL
@hsing8696
@hsing8696 2 жыл бұрын
"So you see... we're not just telling stories we're *roasting* lives."
@channelrandom2225
@channelrandom2225 2 жыл бұрын
Billy could have roasted her back like this Billy: No she clearly didn't have an abortion so she chose me, Your real parents didn't want you or you wouldn't be adopted by your dads
@the_only_esther
@the_only_esther 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldve just called him a nerd if he said that to me
@channelrandom2225
@channelrandom2225 2 жыл бұрын
@@the_only_esther but it’s a good point Billy’s mom didn’t have an abortion so she wanted him unlike the girl was adopted meaning her real parents dumped her
@the_only_esther
@the_only_esther 2 жыл бұрын
@@channelrandom2225 you never know whether an orange tastes sweet or sour untill u eat it :)
@Eking-su3tr
@Eking-su3tr 2 жыл бұрын
Billy: "and where's ur mum again?..."
@qatcook252
@qatcook252 2 жыл бұрын
this is the only dhar mann vid i actually enjoyed lmao actually funny roasts
@amandabearplayz6848
@amandabearplayz6848 2 жыл бұрын
we aren’t just telling stories, we are roasting our moms 😎
@pheo1299
@pheo1299 2 жыл бұрын
I swear they do “john the janitor” as a roast isnt that the truth lol
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@MTRHayHay
@MTRHayHay 2 жыл бұрын
@@piryxl lmao u used to say lulu the janitor did you steal that from dhar mann 💀💀💀
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
@@MTRHayHay no? i said loser because it starts with an L
@pheo1299
@pheo1299 2 жыл бұрын
@@piryxl “omg lulu the loser” *then literally on school laughs* LOL
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
If it weren't for janitor, kids on the school would've clean the whole school 24/7 without pay
@theoutsiderjess1869
@theoutsiderjess1869 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie the your Mom didnt have a choice is my favorite roast and the most savage line ever
@the_mixed_media_artist
@the_mixed_media_artist 2 жыл бұрын
This is gold 😂
@Daddo4323
@Daddo4323 2 жыл бұрын
Another Dhar Mann roast: the bully: "you would rather have a girl with a fake bag over me,Big mistake" the person who's getting bullied:and as Heather said BAI FELICA Edit:I know it's not that much, but I've never had this many likes before!!Thanks Edit 2:IM SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE LIKES I GOT 37 IN 2 DAYS!! Edit 3:now 47!! TYSM!!
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
OH YEAH LOL
@dogeboibeflying6244
@dogeboibeflying6244 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Daddo4323
@Daddo4323 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zacbanks6735
@zacbanks6735 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
@aloush5480
@aloush5480 2 жыл бұрын
no hannahs friend was the fake friend lol
@shwookson9391
@shwookson9391 2 жыл бұрын
"You know how many channels I had as a kid? Four. And we never used to fight" "oKaY, sO??" " * dO yoU WanT a CoOkiE?* " WHY WAS THAT FUNNY TO ME?😭😭💀
@DripolaJokic
@DripolaJokic 2 жыл бұрын
I would’ve knocked billy out 😂
@rileyfreeman9726
@rileyfreeman9726 2 жыл бұрын
You couldn't even knock out a fucking stuffed animal bro
@void-cv3rk
@void-cv3rk 2 жыл бұрын
if thats he case, use a hammer.
@Asherbutnotgaming5228
@Asherbutnotgaming5228 2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
@xOrionNebula2708
@xOrionNebula2708 2 жыл бұрын
@@Asherbutnotgaming5228 i think it was boy shames girl for either being adopted or having 2 dads what will happen next is shocking idk?
@NoNameX_X0
@NoNameX_X0 2 жыл бұрын
If people would be able to roast like that, then humanity would go extinct.
@friesiancollector
@friesiancollector 2 жыл бұрын
The do u want a cookie one really got me😂😂😂
@sherb9942
@sherb9942 2 жыл бұрын
dhar mann writers need to get a raise XD
@HalfBloodPrincessOfficial
@HalfBloodPrincessOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
“Do you want a cookie?”
@Karma28282
@Karma28282 2 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the fat roast. “I bet when she steps on the scales, it says “to be continued””
@كوكبالأرض-ب1ب
@كوكبالأرض-ب1ب 2 жыл бұрын
"At least my dads chose me, your mom didn't have a choice". " my mom didn't have the choice, but she accepted me, but yours not", "man can't give bearth so you are adopted". 🤣
@vestaex858
@vestaex858 2 жыл бұрын
cringe
@merciless6424
@merciless6424 2 жыл бұрын
Good one 😂 bro
@flourrrr
@flourrrr 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine defending a snowflake lol
@squinwill
@squinwill 2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreaciate this mans content he makes for us :) keep it up!
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
thank you so much dude :)
@Puffy0302
@Puffy0302 2 жыл бұрын
@@piryxl Hey! What video is the two dads from? Can you give a link pls?
@therisingnxt126
@therisingnxt126 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you want a cookie?" had me dying lol
@fearlessjs7925
@fearlessjs7925 2 жыл бұрын
the boy in the first one=nah they wanted to get a pet dog but found you.What's the difference?
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
ya ikr
@oinkerdapig6293
@oinkerdapig6293 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re mom didn’t have a choice” but she did, abortion isn’t illegal in California
@RealMiarae
@RealMiarae 5 ай бұрын
0:11 best burn yet! Got me dying.
@pr5t
@pr5t 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@AbdulBrotherBox
@AbdulBrotherBox 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@footballeditsmood8284
@footballeditsmood8284 2 жыл бұрын
Yo the last one made me laugh so hard lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@footballeditsmood8284
@footballeditsmood8284 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah haha lmao
@mitjamackenzie1219
@mitjamackenzie1219 2 жыл бұрын
Not u replying to urself lmao 😂😂😂
@footballeditsmood8284
@footballeditsmood8284 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@analyzgolden7774
@analyzgolden7774 2 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight, it's okay for a kid with a diversity of anything to roast and humiliate people, but it's not okay for anyone else to roast people because it's 'morally wrong' and 'you'll instantly regret it' Okay, I get it, that totally makes sense...
@malfunctioner9227
@malfunctioner9227 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the boy started it Nonetheless, dhar mann is still shit
@__Oscar
@__Oscar 2 жыл бұрын
If you start an argument then the other person has every right to fight back, stop making it about diversity when that has nothing to do with it, fuckwit.
@idknidctbh3228
@idknidctbh3228 2 жыл бұрын
@@__Oscar fr they are really *ReaChInG* for nothing.
@__Oscar
@__Oscar 2 жыл бұрын
@@idknidctbh3228 this could be reading too deep into it lmfao but I feel like people will find any excuse to discount minorities or "different" people ykwim
@idknidctbh3228
@idknidctbh3228 2 жыл бұрын
What tf is wrong with you exactly? Where does diversity play in this, snowflake? He came at her wrong first and she clapped back in regards...stop reaching for something that isn't there,it's sad and pathetic really.
@remcojanson8782
@remcojanson8782 2 жыл бұрын
Girl. Atleast my dads choose me your mom didn’t have a choice Billy aghhhhttt. Atleast my mom wanted me your mom gave you away like a pawn
@piryxl
@piryxl 2 жыл бұрын
lol that could also be part of the roast lol
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 2 жыл бұрын
The boy was about to become Sigma
@helmi5045
@helmi5045 2 жыл бұрын
That first roast from the girl with the two dads was honestly fire like I’m sad I’m never gonna be able to use that
@mymelodyyy296
@mymelodyyy296 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lifeoffootball367
@lifeoffootball367 2 жыл бұрын
“You weren’t good enough for your real mom so she gave you away.” Believe me your Mom tried to give you away but no one would take a thing like you in.
@powa121
@powa121 2 жыл бұрын
These roasts are better then 70% roasts on the internet
@flix698
@flix698 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the most good roast I’ve heard in my life
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