"I should wear a crown of caution tape wrapped around my fake halo" I love that image and I just love the poem
@horsecrazy22667 жыл бұрын
On our second date, I planned to wear a bow tie. I spent the whole day spitting out butterflies so you wouldn't be able to tell how nervous I was. We had other plans, that were probably worthy of an Indie rom-com, but I fell at roller derby practice so you took me to the emergency room instead and as I was filling out forms, you said "so, what are you looking for?" I said, "maybe an x-ray, although I really don't think it's broken, it's probably just a really bad bruise, it's lucky it's my left arm." "uh no, what are you looking for with... this?" "OH... just the basics, a queer, polyconcempted, anti-oppressive, animal friendly, gluten free relentlessly complicated courting ritual, followed by some kind of... illogical commitment period... let's make it worth it. I wanna live in that moment just before a kiss, not awake yet, but not dreaming not all grown up, but no longer teething, let me be the laughter on your lips. let me skinny dip in your mouth in the moonlight, let me be a whisper before you fall asleep, I'll whisper 'you... are everything'. not really everything, but a lot of things, like soft, and warm, and super sexy, wanna wake up and play with me? you probably won't get a lot of sleep, if you're not careful, I could fall deep in like with you. I'll respect every one of your untouchable places 'cause I've got a shit ton of them, myself. for instance, don't touch my heart when it's thundering, you wouldn't swim in a lightning storm, would you? that was a test; you said yes, so you passed. yes, my body is a mine field on its bad days-- on those bad days when mirrors are monsters, make your eyes into a safe place for me to hide from my own self doubt. 'cause sometimes, I'm made of pussy willows. sometimes, I'm made of what mountains are made of when they laugh at the wind for trying to blow them down. but sometimes, i'm made of glass. I don't wanna say 'be careful,' though. I don't really need you to be careful, I just wanna say that I can't help it if I'm sharp when I shatter, so don't tell me it's silly that I'm afraid of the dark, just fuck me with all the lights on in the middle of the day, I'll show you my home run dance. It's not very cool. In fact, if you're looking for that side of me, don't hold your breath. don't hold your breath at all, I wanna be deep in your... lungs and stuff so... breathe." Here, I paused for you to say, "taxiiii" but you said "what else?" "let's see... don't tell me I'm perfect or I'll never trust what you say. don't expect me to 'play nice'. don't eVER call me 'young lady'. don't tell me I'm pretty unless you say, 'you're pretty fuckin sexy when you try to pee standing up'. it's not true, but you could say it anyway. don't buy me things, give me trouble instead, make me crazy, I promise, I'll do the same for you. Dance with me, make it dirty. I'll be Patrick Swayze and you can be Baby. I'm squirmy, and I'm hard to pin down, and I should wear a crown of caution tape wound around my fake halo. I don't like cuddling. I think of myself as the big spoon, hard as metal, confession I'm totally the little spoon all the time, try not to notice. I could be your never have. I can guarantee you've never had to practice this much patience. Don't look for me on the easy road, I erased it from my map a long time ago, I didn't like how straight it was. When I was a little kid, the first thing I did when I got an ice cream cone was bite the bottom tip off. I wasn't an unintelligent child; I just think it shows how committed I am to getting dirty. so show me your dirty. let's leave a mess in our wake-- take the whole thing by storm and make it worth it.
@madzbrooks104510 жыл бұрын
"fall deeply in like with you" damn. I love this poem
@lemmon310 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I think I just fell in love.
@hugablestpersonever10 жыл бұрын
Same.
@TheFlyTransGuy9 жыл бұрын
I cannot handle this level of adorable that is Dia.
@Candy1443910 жыл бұрын
Dia: This piece is called 'Emergency Room' Someone: Yaaaaaaay! XDDD
@lizreagan16437 жыл бұрын
I think it was Sabrina Benaim
@chantellcasey91577 жыл бұрын
Panic Liz same
@Iamhyperfixate8 жыл бұрын
They're humorous, sexy, and deep.
@jessicaspencertv8 жыл бұрын
They are freaking amazing. Dia may be one of my new favourite poets.
@OshysAngel9 жыл бұрын
This was powerful and I thought the home run dance was freaking adorable!
@alyssaarena74199 жыл бұрын
"Those bad days when mirrors are monsters"
@mattcollis559610 жыл бұрын
Fantastic performer!
@DavidSebastianKing8 жыл бұрын
Not as much medical content as I was hoping for but this is great.
@TressaZimmerman10 жыл бұрын
Wish I could have been there to get your autograph. F#*¤king awesome
@CrazyGirlofDoom8 жыл бұрын
theyre so adorable??? im dead
@francesgrandspaghetti17916 жыл бұрын
"When I was a little kid, the first thing I did when I got an ice cream cone was bite the bottom tip off. I wasn't an unintelligent child; I just think it shows how committed I am to getting dirty." OML this poem is my favorite thing ever~!
@iflylessthan310 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY ADORE DIA
@TheDifferentseries8 жыл бұрын
I love dia's poems
@alindsey10136 жыл бұрын
I love this so much. Thank you!
@koralynn44998 жыл бұрын
I love this one so much
@RaquelJacquelineBull4 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to Dia? I miss Dias sweet words so much...
@evilellie73089 жыл бұрын
She reminds me of Ellen Degeneres. She looks a lot like her and she has the same kind of mannerisms.
@Kristina56528 жыл бұрын
+Evil Ellie Dia uses they/them not she/her
@extremeliberty78909 жыл бұрын
Enjoying the shout out to roller derby; Oh yeah!
@anajavieranae7 жыл бұрын
love this one so muchhh
@rebeccap754610 жыл бұрын
Way too perfect
@JamieHung520131410 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed it and loved him with Sabrina too!!
@OscarMaya2129 жыл бұрын
Jamie Hung I don't think she see's herself as a he. She kept referring to herself as a she. just saying.. Oscar jottitt.com
@TenaGordon9 жыл бұрын
+Oscar Maya They prefer they. Dia is genderqueer and prefers gender neutral pronouns
@OscarMaya2129 жыл бұрын
Oh thats so cool! I didn't know that Thank you!
@slithygogs6 жыл бұрын
i loved this.
@Maya-uj2pg7 жыл бұрын
loooooove
@purple1ninja1turtle6 жыл бұрын
They reminds me of Andrea Gibson. I'm entranced.😍
@horsecrazy22665 жыл бұрын
Ashlee Marie hey :) it would be “they remind” just so you know! conjugate the verbs the same way you would for using the word they normally, not the way you generally would for a singular person!
@tegangadette70686 жыл бұрын
favouriteeeeeeeeeee
@tegangadette70687 жыл бұрын
I love this poem. =]
@horsecrazy22667 жыл бұрын
They're so cute
@elijahfredricks27746 жыл бұрын
I need to stop getting poet crushes
@cedarstump34859 жыл бұрын
@lo3737 жыл бұрын
omg i love you
@unknowncaller38987 жыл бұрын
Omg i play roller derby
@sokkasgirl8909 жыл бұрын
Is there anywhere that this is written down? I wanted to send it to my deaf friend but I can't find it written anywhere on the internet :c
@Iamhyperfixate8 жыл бұрын
I can't find anything sorry.
@horsecrazy22667 жыл бұрын
On our second date, I planned to wear a bow tie. I spent the whole day spitting out butterflies so you wouldn't be able to tell how nervous I was. We had other plans, that were probably worthy of an Indie rom-com, but I fell at roller derby practice so you took me to the emergency room instead and as I was filling out forms, you said "so, what are you looking for?" I said, "maybe an x-ray, although I really don't think it's broken, it's probably just a really bad bruise, it's lucky it's my left arm." "uh no, what are you looking for with... this?" "OH... just the basics, a queer, polyconcempted, anti-oppressive, animal friendly, gluten free relentlessly complicated courting ritual, followed by some kind of... illogical commitment period... let's make it worth it. I wanna live in that moment just before a kiss, not awake yet, but not dreaming not all grown up, but no longer teething, let me be the laughter on your lips. let me skinny dip in your mouth in the moonlight, let me be a whisper before you fall asleep, I'll whisper 'you... are everything'. not really everything, but a lot of things, like soft, and warm, and super sexy, wanna wake up and play with me? you probably won't get a lot of sleep, if you're not careful, I could fall deep in like with you. I'll respect every one of your untouchable places 'cause I've got a shit ton of them, myself. for instance, don't touch my heart when it's thundering, you wouldn't swim in a lightning storm, would you? that was a test; you said yes, so you passed. yes, my body is a mine field on its bad days-- on those bad days when mirrors are monsters, make your eyes into a safe place for me to hide from my own self doubt. 'cause sometimes, I'm made of pussy willows. sometimes, I'm made of what mountains are made of when they laugh at the wind for trying to blow them down. but sometimes, i'm made of glass. I don't wanna say 'be careful,' though. I don't really need you to be careful, I just wanna say that I can't help it if I'm sharp when I shatter, so don't tell me it's silly that I'm afraid of the dark, just fuck me with all the lights on in the middle of the day, I'll show you my home run dance. It's not very cool. In fact, if you're looking for that side of me, don't hold your breath. don't hold your breath at all, I wanna be deep in your... lungs and stuff so... breathe." Here, I paused for you to say, "taxiiii" but you said "what else?" "let's see... don't tell me I'm perfect or I'll never trust what you say. don't expect me to 'play nice'. don't eVER call me 'young lady'. don't tell me I'm pretty unless you say, 'you're pretty fuckin sexy when you try to pee standing up'. it's not true, but you could say it anyway. don't buy me things, give me trouble instead, make me crazy, I promise, I'll do the same for you. Dance with me, make it dirty. I'll be Patrick Swayze and you can be Baby. I'm squirmy, and I'm hard to pin down, and I should wear a crown of caution tape wound around my fake halo. I don't like cuddling. I think of myself as the big spoon, hard as metal, confession I'm totally the little spoon all the time, try not to notice. I could be your never have. I can guarantee you've never had to practice this much patience. Don't look for me on the easy road, I erased it from my map a long time ago, I didn't like how straight it was. When I was a little kid, the first thing I did when I got an ice cream cone was bite the bottom tip off. I wasn't an unintelligent child; I just think it shows how committed I am to getting dirty. so show me your dirty. let's leave a mess in our wake-- take the whole thing by storm and make it worth it.
@miajohnson24527 жыл бұрын
I love the dirty dancing reference
@jeaneakin5606 жыл бұрын
so who are the 9 people who did not like this
@darlenelane17196 жыл бұрын
On our second date I planned to wear a bow tie I spent the whole day spitting out butterflies so that you couldn't tell how nervous I was we had other plans that were probably worthy of a indie rom com but I fell at roller derby practice so you took me to the emergency room instead and as I was filling out forms you said so what are you looking for? I said maybe an x-ray although I don't think its broken its probably just a really bad bruise its lucky its my left arm uh no what are you looking for with this? Oh just the basics a queer poly consent- based antidepressant animal friendly gluten free really complicated morning ritual followed by some kind of illogical commitment period lets make it worth it i wanna live in that moment just before a kiss not awake yet but not dreaming not all grown up but no longer teething let me be the laughter on your lips let me skinny dip in your mouth in the moonlight let me be a whisper before you fall asleep always for you our everything not really everything but alot of things like soft and warm and super sexy wanna wake up and play with me? You probably won't get alot of sleep if your not careful I could fall deep in like with you I'll respect every one of your untouchable places cause I've got a shit ton of them myself for instance don't touch my heart when its thundering you wouldn't swim in a lighting storm would you? That was a test you said yes so you past yes my body is a minefield on its bad days on those bad days when mirrors are monsters make your eyes a safe place for me to hide from my own self-doubt cause sometimes Im made of pussywillows sometimes Im made of what mountains are made of when they laugh at the wind for trying to blow them down but sometimes Im made of glass I don't wanna say be careful though I don't really need you to be careful I just wanna say that I can't help it if Im sharp when I shatter so don't tell its silly that Im afraid of the dark just fuck me with all the lights on in the middle of the day i'll show you my home run dance its not very cool its not very cool fact if your looking for that side of me dont hold your breath dont hold your breath at all I want to be deep in your lungs and stuff so breathe here I paused for you to say taxi! But you said what else. lets see ,dont tell Im perfect or I'll never trust what you say dont expect me to play nice dont ever call me young lady dont tell me Im pretty unless you say you're pretty fucking sexy when you try to pee standing up its not true but you could say it anyway dont buy me things give me trouble instead make me crazy I promise i'll do the same for you dance with me ,make it dirty I'll be Patrick Swayze and you can be baby ,Im squirming and Im hard to pin down and I should wear a crown of caution tape wound around my fake halo I don't like cuddling I think of myself as the big spoon hard as metal confession Im totally the little spoon all the time try not to notice I could be your never have I can guarantee you've never had to practice this much patience dont look for me on the easy road I erased it from my map a long time ago I didn't like how straight it was. When I was a little kid the first thing I did when I got an ice cream cone was bite the bottom tip off I wasn't an unintelligent child I just think it shows how committed I am to getting dirty so show me your dirty lets leave a mess in our wake take the whole thing by storm and make it worth it