AWFUL GAMING COMMERCIALS - Diamondbolt

[@DeltaBlazin]

I want a Smash Bros Ultimate mod when the only difference is every time Ganondorf attacks he goes *w i c k i w i c k i w i c k*

[@comixproviderftw_02]

That perfect to troll people online. Just use that sound in each attack.

[@wumpus976]

@@comixproviderftw_02 BANNED

[@ShimadaHideo]

Girls locker room: i hate p.e Boys locker room: clank gets assainated

[@BallisticSoul6]

quickswitch the autobot I killed him

[@ShimadaHideo]

@@BallisticSoul6 noooo

[@amadeodante]

Girls locker room: Ewww you like bob Boy’s locker room: The legend of zelda is pretty rad

[@theskullsoffreedomyt402]

Clank reminded the teacher about the homework

[@TwiggyBoy]

Where that horny thing is going after a guy

[@duncanrampen]

Piraka: *breathes* Bolt: HELL YEAH

[@makotoplush9776]

This was the day the world knew Link is an alcoholic

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

he was a sodaholic

[@giorgimamalashvili4220]

Looks like the ''DiamondBolt Cinematic Universe is getting bigger and bigger! (DBCU)

[@RaptorBDino]

the DBCU

[@garretttheferret9693]

Better than the MCU even.

[@bluegem8582]

id watch the hell out of it

[@PaperPlaneTF]

Look mum there I am

[@StopmotionSamurai]

Hahahah

[@hashtag2137]

look mum a guy with no life sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@JayPlusForerunner]

@@hashtag2137 OK 9 year old

[@angi32486]

@@JayPlusForerunner He said sorry.

[@flameyboy4184]

Good for you son

[@Ballam456]

Zelda: Link you need to stop drinking Link: WELL EXCUUUUUUUSSSEEEE ME PRINCESS!

[@manuellara9644]

Zelda: Link, you have a serious issue. We need to solve it so that the demon pig man doesn’t gain all of the Triforce and rules over everything

[@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936]

@@manuellara9644 Link: *"WELL EXCUSSSSSEEE ME PRINCES!"*

[@Tuna-High-Roller]

Did you realize Link is only 17 in that ad?

[@manuellara9644]

oliwer jepsen And you ruined it

[@redhood5894]

@@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936 Zelda: Link if you sober up I'll show you my rupees

[@KeejTV]

Discordbolt is chaotic enough, *THE MADLAD CONDENSED IT ALL INTO A VIDEO.*

[@crackofdawn805]

Maybe not *all* the chaos

[@Shockwave-vo5ty]

@@crackofdawn805 NOPE ITS ALL CHAOS

[@crackofdawn805]

Shockwave 151 yes but not all of the chaos is represented in this video

[@Shockwave-vo5ty]

@@crackofdawn805 agreed

[@HiImAiden]

I need to join this server

[@CreativeNameSMH]

Link, stop drinking that soda YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK MILK DANGIT

[@pacos6016]

Link: *throws bottle into the ground* Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusseee me princess

[@nicholasnardone4139]

Nobody: Diamondbolt: Piraka theme works with the Smash trailer!!!

[@thatonea-hole]

Jesus died for our sins but *SOLID SNAKE DIED FOR FORD!!!!*

[@FrasBlueJazz]

he was a true patriot

[@gaminuz0191]

Should've used a fake death pill or ration ¯\(°_o)/¯

[@demonphysician]

War, has _changed._

[@Dixie_Lily]

2:57 for people who cant hear it now thanks to the subtitles, he says "I want that report on my desk now"

[@drakecake3333]

Oh hey look a comment section Oh hey look a video Oh hey *Alcoholink*

[@gabopr1365]

p e r f e c t i o n

[@bobbybquick7511]

Oh hey it’s a dia- Oh it’s on discor- ... o h n o

[@Deinobi]

What? I don't get it

[@TheInkTank]

0:38 The "End Call" bumper at the bottom popping up made me think I was really on Discord for a sec.

[@naseemyasir]

didn't expect to see you here

[@prime3k695]

Slops

[@powpro759]

And 6:45 is grandpa max v

[@shinkenger2011]

Remember those commercials where the two Japanese businessmen went to the homes and said “Wii would raik to pray”? My mom bought a Wii immediately after.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

she loved that bad joke so much

[@pixelbit9276]

Sonic: Get Happy! Everyone: Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.

[@pixelbit9276]

Also, it was Luigi who got decapitated

[@keegancolby136]

Never have I laughed harder. Glad a part 2 is coming sometime.

[@zeldafan6124]

I wonder when part 2 will come.....

[@Inferno144]

What makes this great is that this is just a group of friends having a good time.

[@jamiroblues6083]

And Isabelle that makes Piraka Crew

[@S.R.A.B0XER]

Actually, in the UK, Mirinda is very common and tastes very nice. Don't judge link.

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

Also in Saudi Arabia.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

@@AbdAbdAbdAbd Australia used to have it at KFC. Now it's just Sunkist. Last time I saw it was in New Zealand nearly a decade ago.

[@merchantziro4285]

4:58 I don't know why but "Joker from Mass Effect" with the Halo theme in the background feels so powerful and I don't know why.

[@wukongamatics2748]

Not you too Rachet, not another inter species romance, please, no more, not another Sonic006

[@enriqueluna-doublebassista78]

*Bestiality romance

[@benamengin_5036]

10:34 Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.

[@lordturtlez]

Snake: Colonel i have two nukes coming to my locat--- Colonel: But Snake, the Ford Focus

[@dragonspear570]

8:57 I bet during one of the reshoots he ended up kicking the kid over the head and had him hospitalised for a week, they brought in a replacement kid and fired him the next day.

[@byzn7786]

Diamondbolt is becoming the Australian CallMeCarson

[@Pataponaddict]

aged terribly

[@tanukii9774]

That it did

[@banana_luv2258]

Let’s hope that he doesn’t groom like Carson did

[@acolossalangrybook3169]

how did it age terribly

[@leosanchez7997]

Ain't no waaaaaaay

[@justadude3659]

No one in Existence: Diamondbolt: YO YO, PIRAKA!

[@cliche-tortilla2454]

Thank you for honoring the all mighty wooloo with your icon.

[@horsiemcmanny9742]

Funny story about this video: See my parents were in bed and it was 1am and I see this video and it appears that the Discord crew was in it. Someone in my head said 'kill all Shark Tale puppies' so in response I played this video. 5 seconds in I laughed the house down and died because my parents woke up to the laughter. Rip me *Internal damnation screams'

[@zanetmh]

11:08 I can see this guy describing Final Fantasy 7 like this "in a world where this spiky haired dude with ridiculously big sword travels around a map to stop a guy that destroyed his home town from destroying the world using this black ball thing that summons a giant flaming ball from the sky while not wearing a shirt"

[@MiyakoPisces2_0]

Omg. XD. 😂.

[@Gio90210.]

I clicked so fast I dislocated my framing shoulder and broke my finger

[@hoolieish]

I actually can't breathe right now, that was too good.

[@TheLegoBrosAnimates64]

I love how this video slowly descends into absolute chaos...it’s perfect! - The Lego Bros

[@ald3n507]

The Lego Bros Reviews yo I remember you

[@ald3n507]

Profs streams

[@TheLegoBrosAnimates64]

Code Con Yeah, I remember you too! Hey!

[@HolyCrusaderGrim]

"This... Does put a smile on my face."

[@BugsyFoga]

I think you're confusing awful with secretly amazing😁👌

[@thatonea-hole]

Secretly "BRILLIANT"

[@tenaciouscreator5787]

*Awful Gaming Commericals* Me: “Here’s all the 90’s commericals”

[@ryugaboumera4490]

The stuff that Link drinks at the start isn't really alcohol, it's Mirinda, an orange juice-like drink in a bottle, it tastes pretty good too

[@smallboi4276]

Me: are you also finish with my Nintendo switch My cousin: I need to tight up the graphics Me: what

[@Sir_Tovias]

“Joker from mass effect” as the halo theme plays, well played bolt, well played

[@justinnnexe]

You know that clutch powers is coming back in Lego ninjgo

[@shadowtheedgelord6422]

8:44 When your mom says no to not buy that new transformers and you star having a mental brakedown!

[@MysttheHedgehog]

Wooloo is officially your spirit animal because god damn your voice fits

[@lordrathut]

Hey Bolt! I didn't get the notification, but found it on my homescreen 17 minutes late!

[@wafflekiller5148]

10:29 we did it boys, depression is no more

[@Bezzanne]

2:33 that grandma that taught you about using the EyeToy for PlayStation 2 correctly

[@SwedishSeacon]

I wanna see more of you guys reacting to these commercials. Really hilarious

[@DregFortran]

(Sees my own SFM poster at end of the video) *Happy pirate protogen noises* Also, great video.

[@likelystatue3464]

10:45 when I going to get my test back but is upside down

[@alfeld3729]

“Joker from Mass Effect.” *Halo theme plays*

[@twocca5767]

5:21 I watched that right after having watched Misery and it confused me, glad to know whenever I see a desk next to the window I’ll freak.

[@soundwavesuperior7522]

When I saw that this was a collab I instantly got ten times more excited!

[@theskullsoffreedomyt402]

3:09 when you see friend going a date with your crush at the window

[@SlyHikari03]

1:51 this number is ether: 1. Still working 2. 99% rerouted to a phone sex hotline. Pretty sure it’s the latter.

[@0wenlee112]

In Australia it's perfectly legal to put someone in a hospital if they steal your vegemite just as long as its with a boomerang

[@justinthomas7222]

I don't even know what most of this is & I'm laughing my butt off! Just the presentation...

[@dungeonsanddumbdecisions7080]

As a Ganondorf main, I absolutely agree that when I kill someone I go “WIKIWIWA”

[@Assassin_101-2]

>it's power rangers I died on the inside

[@kobster170]

OH MY DAYS I loved adventurequest and the ads when I was younger

[@dragonspear570]

4:02 When the teacher steps one foot out of the room.

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

I'll give you 10 bucks to mock ships in all your childhood shows Diamondbolt

[@secretsofphoenix]

This made me laugh out loud....but I woke up my family

[@dantesparda999]

Girls locker room : talking about boys Boys locker room : clank gets assassinated while ratchet fall from the roof and solid snake gets killed for learning about ford

[@Mr.Misfortune28]

I mean Luigi was always able to use the super nut right? 5:39

[@ace-smith]

I got an ad for a bad visual novel browser game thing before seeing this video. What have you done.

[@kyragthecat177]

7:31 he just wanted to kill his rivals so mario can be his rival because we don’t see mario in the commercial, I’m saying it he’s a yandere in my eyes in the commercial

[@Lutzayy]

You guys should’ve seen his bookmarks it was really something

[@robertcortez4956]

Lutzayy Insert PornHub joke

[@25aida]

3:23 JFK Assassination 1963 colourized

[@DLGaming2002]

4:42, Hey, I used to have a blue DSi XL like that one!

[@retrodruid4785]

Seth Green: I chosed a warrior. What will you chose? Caleb: Joker from Mass Affect. (Halo theme plays)

[@swivelboiiguess6422]

9:39 tipp from a toku fan: Don't call Sentai Power Rangers

[@Wizza2418]

I hate it when people do that.

[@acolossalangrybook3169]

power rangers

[@DuskusCB]

11:08 Doesn't help that the lead artist for that game went on to do hentai.

[@karltten5169]

Where, send link and Name, i'd like to acquire knowledge on why it was done, nothing else....

[@robertcortez4956]

That’s awful. Where?

[@cybertermination_official]

I'm sorry what

[@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg]

Was that the punch time explosion narrator?

[@denzyl8270]

9:24 confirmation that diamond bolt has watched Garfield gameboy’d?

[@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg]

NO anything but not that nightmare fuel😰

[@tonymata8070]

Hahahahaha!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for uploading this man!

[@themasterrookie2702]

DEPRESSION IS NO MORE

[@hobgoblincomics2024]

Oh I love you guys so much! Keep up the hilarious content.

[@geomania8533]

6:47 anyone hear how the Colonel sounds? Idk if it’s the video but colonel sounds like Grandpa Max from Ben 10

[@georgehiscott700]

Paul Eiding

[@lordrathut]

9:32 Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater

[@godzillaghidorah9198]

More people are likely to die in ads than shark attacks😂

[@deadaccount8054]

I love these kinds of no script videos :)

[@linn_stn]

*Diamondbolt and the boys watching bad game commercials*

[@cbbyalcnalt2010]

3:42 Bro Predicted The New John wick Movie

[@joshhobden3718]

The Adventure Quest ad has the voice of the unicorn from adult swim robot chicken skits

[@darkbiojedi5438]

That was brilliant. I could not stop laughing.

[@DE4D0]

11:58 He forget get his schizophrenia pills.

[@najma9857]

8:13 thats pure 2013 nightmare

[@allenlong3690]

11:08 This is one of the most hilarious lines in a commercial I've ever heard! 😂

[@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936]

*"it is i John Wick"*

[@hollowsteel]

The sniper who killed clank: "one shot one kill."

[@Hugh_Mongoose]

5:15 does anybody else remember cute Mario bro’s. The plush channel.

[@elijahhadley4205]

Your videos are bloody amazing

[@elijahhadley4205]

Thanks for hearting my comment 😃

[@CaptainHero089]

Glad your doing this chat thing again for some new videos

[@pdycougars5508]

Bad commercials Is my favorite series, besides bolt making fun of young bolt

[@AMemekageV100]

9:37 this is a parody of Japanese live action show called super sentai aka the show that has been adapted for power rangers

[@killarilla6780]

I felt light headed from the Atari Mario ad from wheezing so hard.

[@CoopoClips]

5:44 long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony

[@iburod7319]

3:35 jfk went afk

[@Qwerty-ob6jj]

5:33 when your mom is yelling at you for bad grades but your dad walks into the room with an empty bottle of whiskey

[@sealeeboi]

4:05 “War is Hell...”

[@Boss-Man601]

When it was the add before metal gear 3 how ever laughed sounded like cat in the hat