CURSED COMMERCIALS 2! - Diamondbolt

[@jackgray1719]

Fun Fact: there is a documentary series about tech and they interviewed the guy who married hatsune miku and he reefers to the hologram machine as hatsune miku's jar and I can not stress how terrified this made me.

[@donutman438]

Dear god

[@gdaidantahanyt]

@@donutman438 you damn right. dear god

[@jackygemme863]

😳

[@yah-n5x]

Bro mans got ZERO REAL WOMEN 😂

[@natedash11]

At night she cries, but keeps it quiet, knowing full well what'll happen if he hears.

[@donnamurray4266]

“I asked for trash” *shows darling in the franxx* why you gotta do me like that

[@walkingwaffle212]

That is my favorite anime and I am unsubbing

[@Manjustman_25806]

The show went off the rails after a while, I don’t think a show would continue with fucking space wife.

[@husariuspl117]

@@walkingwaffle212 Really? You unsubbed because Diamondbolt don't like this anime? And I also think this anime is meh at best, not only the fanbase is bad (Ichigo got WAY to much hate and the way fanbase reacted is just pathetic) but also second half was...not terrible but full of plotholes, unanswered questions and overall I'm just not a fan of this anime. Plus this show just screams Evangelion to me.

[@ajemajh]

its the worst that thing gave me ptsd

[@soyavocado]

Husarius pl I think it was a joke

[@giorgimamalashvili4220]

"This is the Snyder cut of the Kirby franchise" - NotIrishMan 2020.

[@LS-mx5hl]

Me playing cursed comercials 2 at max volume: What I hear: ur my present this year What my family hear: WHAT ARE U DOING STEP SIS!!

[@HuMaNise34]

The question is....what does your family watch lmao.

[@LS-mx5hl]

@@HuMaNise34 :0 U have big brained the system my dude

[@HuMaNise34]

@@LS-mx5hl I can thank the stone mask along with the red stone of adja for granting me a 400 IQ ;)

[@robertcortez4956]

With any luck, they heard Adam laughing and the music

[@dr.bright6272]

You kinda deserved it for watching it at max volume at 2

[@Snikrep]

I wasn't expecting to see Crash Bandicoot Leap onto an Ostrich today

[@cristhianmlr]

*an ostrich.

[@Manjustman_25806]

cristhianmlr don’t be that guy

[@s1mplem4gic58]

Wasn't expecting to read that and now I'm not sure if I'm mentally prepared to watch it.

[@robertcortez4956]

That’s the thing about cursed commercials, you never know what to expect what to happen

[@wumpus976]

I want him to ride an ostrich in Crash 5. I dunno why, I just thought it would fit. Makes more sense than riding a baby polar bear.

[@ninjaglider7161]

12:25 I love how genuinely upset he gets over the burrito.

[@capootiscrepitoos]

Don't anyone dare bamboozle me on a burrito

[@robertcortez4956]

@@capootiscrepitoosExactly. You can mess with many things but you never mess with food. It’s the universal language.

[@georgehiscott700]

Homer Simpson:I never even got my burrito

[@fentmaxxersupreme]

“Only in cursed commercials can we establish timelines.”

[@b6b4g3]

"w0W l0ok aT tH0eS gRàpHiCs!!" God said, as he playing a zelda game.

[@unitds27-delta]

God said, as he played Pokemon Legends Arceus

[@nobody5333]

God was actually inspired by the legend of zelda's graphics when making reality.

[@_mintely]

Is the 'like a boss' the only meme that entered these companies' walls when these commercials were recorded?

[@Funboy-lw6yi]

Maybe

[@CandyApples4ever]

Well the internet wasn’t as great when some of these came out so likely.

[@user-nd7se1ex1y]

Now I'm going to have wendy's today so I'm getting wendy's LIke A boSS

[@McDADDyK]

It was the only true meme to break into main steam media after the song came out

[@EatAnOctorok]

I don't remember thelonelyisland ever using Impact font, so... I imagine they saw a lot of Advice Animal memes too. Or at least ones that use the Advice Animal structure, like the "authority figure tells you X but does Y" memes (Unhelpful High School Teacher) or the "argument ending burn/logic" memes (Condescending Wonka).

[@primal102]

Never had I clicked a video so quickly in my life

[@commanderfox8268]

Dude same

[@MadBenYT]

This is what originally brought me to KZbin, people having fun making videos they wanted to make, not what advertisers or focus groups wanted, this channel is a gem, it's what KZbin was always supposed to be

[@fe6796]

I fear no man, but that thing... *Chocolate man* It scares me

[@piecheese1214]

Why are you scared? It's just British TV comedian Russel Howard!

[@PerovNigma]

@@piecheese1214 I thought so too!

[@derekmarquez9719]

14:04, “Whether it’s filling up my cup, enjoying lunch at my favorite deli, stocking up at my local grocery store, or simply editing my videos for all you guys to watch and enjoy, I’m always drinking Coca Cola”, 👍

[@Manjustman_25806]

“Bolt uploads” Me: “clicks off hentie heaven”

[@jhettyboy]

Yes, I also love hentie haven.

[@Manjustman_25806]

@Will Brigham, now that’s just depressing.

[@henryconner3002]

@@jhettyboy Jokes on you I have Samus' Introduction cutscene in Subspace Emissary from Brawl, that's enough to satisfy me

[@blazarre7251]

We all did

[@dr.bright6272]

@@henryconner3002 I had to go look it up to see if it was as good as you say and I can see how people could like that

[@Ricca99]

0:15 the Only thing they fear Is you, diamonbolt

[@halfastudio]

DB videos just make me genuinely feel happy and laugh. What a blessed soul. Or cursed?! Probably cursed.

[@whywhywhhyy2650]

it's only probably

[@skytalkbb2251]

7:59 He's Just Standing There Menacingly

[@roccotherayquaza2468]

7:46 oh so that’s where that face comes from. I’m still not the better for knowing that.

[@lolwut1174]

3:41 Dr. Cortex contemplating why he agreed to be in this ad

[@jaxonmckay3504]

Or he’s being held at gun point to be in the commercial

[@PhantomOverlord]

Whether it's filling up my cup And enjoying lunch at my favorite deli Stocking up at my local grocery store Or simply editing my videos for all you guys to watch and enjoy I'm always drinking Coca Cola *slurps* ahhhhh

[@hbstudios280]

1 second in and I already love this.

[@taserx2768]

same

[@theaveragejoe6320]

Forget Ryan Drummond, we need Charles martinet saying moist

[@unitds27-delta]

"moist-a"

[@loliezz8461]

6:38 this is technically cannon in the Hatsune Miku Toyata timeline because in another commercial, (the one before this one) Miku is with two girls and they talk about the hotdog guy as Miku us charmed by him. This is cannon

[@neodragon3037]

11:07 he activated is stand, Wonder core that has the ability to spawn an ab workout device whenever you fall

[@shookwave666]

11:52 That's a Filipino KFC Commercial not a Japanese KFC commercial

[@cjcollado8071]

I said that too man nice howd ya know?

[@LowBudgetJustinY]

Me too i think i saw that one on TV lmao

[@dontmindme8571]

Di ko yan na-alala! Kailan pinalabas?

[@shookwave666]

@@dontmindme8571 Mga nsa 2017

[@shookwave666]

@@cjcollado8071 Y'all are talking to a Filipino rn.

[@brickabang]

The Happy meal Neo Cortex looks like he’s trying to cosplay as himself.

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

11:38 Me: [Makes a cross] Go away! Horrible chocolate beeing! .:-0

[@alexploof9110]

7:23 heard the clap and thought: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YAH!!!

[@cultofgoose1942]

0:44, well my childhood has been ruined…

[@brickment5112]

Diamondbolt: I specifically asked for garbage(shows Darling in the FranXX) me: SO YOU CHOOSE DEATH. Did you even watch the show

[@Sigma_Vehnke]

Yeah, why does everyone hate on it so much man? It doesn't make sense! I do understand that it gets a bit weird towards the end tho.

[@mlaniewski76]

Because the second half was dog shit

[@DiamondBolt]

I’m just poking fun don’t worry. I LOVED the first half!

[@DanTheMan2150AD]

Diamondbolt translation, he thinks the ending is stinky

[@waluigi7331]

Please. Stop beating your space bar.

[@cultofgoose1942]

3:14 Blairhead witch project

[@superpixelwarrior6893]

Fun fact: Danny DeVito isn’t a boomer because he’s too old to be

[@minelelol13244]

Fun Fact: This is a comment

[@waluigi7331]

@@minelelol13244 Fun Fact: This is a reply

[@SuperDababy2]

@@waluigi7331 Fun Fact: This is a reply to a reply

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

@@SuperDababy2 fun fact: this is a fun fact

[@isshunova]

Boring fact: this is not a fun fact

[@sirsavagethe21st56]

none are more cursed than the Ninja Turtle commercial

[@revinevan300]

0:00: awww, incest 1:48: hey, better than Robocop selling it (yes, that happened) 6:54: Red v. Duolingo: dawn of language 10:24: as we see the wild Danny DeVito in his natural habitat.... 11:28: YES! TURN THEM INTO POKEMASH! overall, this is yet another deep dive into the peak of human achievement

[@Mael_Str0M]

Super Mash Bros.

[@joenavy6859]

A wild Danny devito has appeared he uses m&m commercial it's super effective

[@dr.bright6272]

I don't trust Robocop after I saw him steal a fridge in a different commercial

[@georgehiscott700]

0:01 SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@theguy3851]

2:56 even back in the 90s airheads made people's head explode.

[@markemmanuelwitongco3499]

Diamondbolt and friends: “it’s a kfc japan commercial” Kfc ad: *literally shows that it originated from a filipino dish*

[@juanpixelated3289]

Mark Emmanuel Witongco yes

[@lukethekuya]

Tama

[@lancestryker]

I AM SO DAMN TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW. THAT JAPANESE ERA COLONIZATION SCREWED US OVER.

[@Skulldude-yj9kg]

What its colinization DEAL WITH IT ~British empire

[@lancestryker]

@@Skulldude-yj9kg sorry no one asked britain Also, the Philippines was NEVER colonized by Britain

[@mr.consent5509]

3:54 Let's be honest You could put Staying alive over anything and it would work

[@juanpixelated3289]

12:06 Japan is on a constant slope Filipinos: CONFUSED SCREAMING

[@kpjammerwolf330]

Relatable

[@brodiegeorge6790]

I have watched this video over ten times, and I'm still laughing my arse off

[@sothatsdevintart2562]

Fun Fact: There was an actual man in Japan who claimed he became a snake and died because his father tried to exorcise out the demon by head butting and biting him for two days. Long story short, Eat Like Snake actually happened in Japan.

[@Virgil-Arcanum]

That gorilla playing the drums is a British national treasure! It is the greatest British chocolate advert of all time.

[@zsomboregri758]

10:32 would you be surprised if I told you someone actually drew that?

[@mathisvanassche4653]

4:59 Fatshaming a poor hedgehog

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Maybe Sonic got stuck on his spin dash form

[@dawg694]

8:47 Kirby Directed by Micheal Bay

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I forgot to do my Russian lesson. *My fate has been sealed*

[@THawkMedia]

(Moscow Blair's intensely, as a hell fire of ballistic missiles rains from above)

[@ascoobus6599]

Doulingo:Spanish or Vanish

[@revaryk6868]

In Duolingo, RUSSIAN TEACHES YOU!

[@moon_wei]

you're the new Justin Y

[@hiedemariebalundo5832]

Rip

[@KennedyAbubakar]

5:34. When my country finds it's way into a KZbin video. Either the coffin dudes or this.😂✊🏿🇬🇭. Dammit

[@Godmodorah4442]

My biy do you have the link

[@brendenmiles8564]

Man, I'm so glad that Haman Karn could take a break from leading the Neo Zeon rebellion to watch these masterpieces.

[@kennedytwins575]

10:39 New final destination movie be lookin’ sick

[@SilverStormPax1996]

You guys kill me!! Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already dying! 🤣😂

[@ReissSpangenberg4470]

5:22 he pulls back the cloth to reveal a bomb

[@lightnight1481]

I remember watching that chocolate axel spray commercial when i was a kid. I've never forgotten it....it haunts me.

[@toatakanuva4846]

These advertisements are more cursed than my will to live

[@mantamariana64]

3:34 Bird up!!!

[@SlyHikari03]

Who’s a good poogey

[@TheComicsFirstmember]

4:05 the laugh. It’s so truuuue

[@hero_3088]

KZbin: 20 comments The comment section: yes there are comments here but actually there isn't any

[@LS-mx5hl]

No one: Litterally no one:] Not one single soul in the world Snuffles: WHAT ARE U DOING STEP SIS?!

[@omarsalem1219]

I am your 69 like

[@LS-mx5hl]

:(

[@LS-mx5hl]

@Rocki Boi :(

[@nicholasnardone4139]

8:04 Up next... "Oh Granny" "Oh, Red"

[@zayjackson140]

8:20 calling a gorilla a monkey real professional guys, real professional.

[@lancergt1000]

6:00 And thats not the only guy who married Miku! there's like a whole community in Japan of people who "married" or want to "marry" Miku

[@Nintentoad125]

His eyes are Sonic His body is Sonic He is Sonic Everthing Is Sonic

[@missmillion3864]

So... He's a fwacking furry.

[@hiedemariebalundo5832]

You are sonic

[@strongest_eggg]

@@missmillion3864 Anthro cartoon characters are basically furries now huh

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

The pizza is Sonic...

[@luckyladuk3747]

Finally a worthy sequel, thank you for this.

[@SlushRush]

Danny de Vito m&m is a perfect waifu

[@coleorcoal]

Nice kink

[@outamygaminmind]

11:21 i used to see that all the time. it mostly played on 4kids and CW but its also on every one of the original boxed set pokemon the tv series tapes

[@ohmaplaymaker]

10:01 the reason why Australia was on fire

[@Murez45]

12:38 ah yes kfc of japan that's *definitely in japan not somewhere else*

[@emmacottingham]

I love when you do videos with others!

[@DiamondBolt]

Thank you! Glad you do :)

[@mckinseystidham8516]

10:24 no stop it bolt that's groos

[@alexandru18]

Holly s**t that's the spawn of surtur

[@duncanrampen]

0:39 ooooh you’ve done it now

[@sansgaming3529]

2:10 me when my mom comes home from work

[@turtlecowl4871]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP SIS

[@coolaidman2233]

I laughed so hard, my parents came in to my room to ask if i'm okay

[@ducko3484]

@@coolaidman2233 i thought that they gonna ask what the actual crap are you watching

[@AmongusBalls65]

I’m just trying to get you out I have doritos on my shirt get the fuck out of my washing machine

[@plagueman5641]

10:46 This is what happens to discord mods after they get demoted

[@liviaschmivia]

Captions be like: BARBIE JIZZ 😳😳😳😳😳 (1:59)

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

1:03 *Your girlfriend:* oh yeah he is!

[@Mael_Str0M]

Yo I’ve seen 10:07 before as a kid and back then, I didn’t get the joke there. Damn.

[@weezingargonian6523]

When you snort too much Vegemite: 1:27

[@Garfewloid]

12:59 me getting out of bed after 12 hours of youtube

[@sideswipe9095]

This video's ending is absolute gold

[@sarpyagzsonsaat2293]

Could you explain it please?

[@Adzemo]

“Anything you want to say?” “LOOK FOR THE GUMMY BEAR ALBUM!!” Lol you killed me😂😂🤣

[@DanTheMan2150AD]

The guy who played the Snake guy in the Burger King advert is The Amazing Spider-Man stunt double.

[@DiamondBolt]

The more you know!

[@DanTheMan2150AD]

Diamondbolt knowledge is power my friend.

[@goldenemerald830]

11:29 *pauses time* Me: *grabs Charizard's child, gets it out of the bus, teleports away* *unpauses time*

[@soundwavesuperior7522]

I wanted so much for Crash Bandicoot to start Eggman's announcement when he pulled up in front of Nintendo

[@SomariStar_725]

7:40 Thank you I Hate it

[@woah7167]

This is the best video you've ever made great job :)

[@soyavocado]

6:29 hatsune miku sounds like a translator *hatsune miku is the terminator*

[@kukky22]

13:11 Metal Gear Solid 3: Burger Eater

[@brendonbethell6884]

3:43 that's just crashes uber driver

[@gr33nzz]

9:39 Yup I’m depressed

[@TimTamTom]

1:40 I think PETA just exploded

[@karterklassen5050]

her: your my present him: (silent) Snuffles: wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEp SiS?

[@comixproviderftw_02]

5:51 HATSUNE MIKU!!!!! IS THAT YOU!?!?!?!

[@crusaderjohnson2485]

I feel like with DOOM music playing before the bandicoot comercial, I feel like the music wants us to do something

[@deadcool3227]

4:36 Hooba Dooba!

[@playstation.e7703]

Whens the next sonic zombies

[@jacebanks0597]

Thanks Diamondbolt and all your friends for so much funny content, your content really helps when I’m down and through all these trying times that 2020 has greeted us with. I love your videos, continue to do your thing, and thank you! 🤙🏻👍🏻

[@poweraxolotl2406]

7:53 wep I’m going to have nightmares tonight

[@petertracycarroll]

The animation style is perfect

[@simonyoutube234]

1:50 white powder moment

[@SlyHikari03]

Cocaine be like

[@StephenDurnan]

9:46 They couldn't even get like a big inflatable suit that actually looks like Kirby instead of.. whatever that is

[@stormbossx]

When the chocolate man came up it made me want to stop eating chocolate

[@duo2349]

13:26 HEY THATS TODAY

[@ssj4182]

9:02 annoying orange.