THE SLENDER MAN MOVIE - Diamondbolt

[@conormcmahon]

"I never sneeze" RIP to Slenderman but she's just built different

[@BestOfBryan]

S

[@TheArthurismExperience]

@@BestOfBryan S

[@theultraatomicgamer]

I’m a Slenderman Fan (Im not one of those ppl that makes fanfics of him) but this movie ruined Slender Man for me honestly. If I were to make this movie it will be like this: • No dumb Characters • Teenagers aren’t starring in this • Found Footage (Idk about this part cause I would be imagining some scenes that doesn’t require found footage) • Add more depth to the Slender Man character • No overuse of jumpscares • Stays true to the Slender Man lore • Inspired by Marble Hornets and Tribetwelve (And some non Slenderman related things like Local58, Creepy ARGs and No through road) • Dark and Mature R rated • Slenderman Proxies (I will be using some Proxies like Masky,Hoodie and Toby but I will also be creative and create new proxies) • Give Slenderman some new powers • Everytime the camera sees Slenderman It will glitch and show small clips of unsettling videos. • It will pay homage to different creepypastas

[@MaAdaLastimosa]

@@theultraatomicgamer but whats the plot?

[@jaisan8956]

"Just dont sneeze when you see him" "I nevah sneeze"

[@gerogiles191]

This movie literally exists because some guy photoshopped a field trip back in 2009

[@alyx9191]

Imagine what that guy thinks of their creation.

[@itslewisbtw9108]

Gero Giles that's kinda crazy

[@dr.bright6272]

@@alyx9191 "do you think God hides in heaven because he too is afraid of what he created?"

[@alyx9191]

@@dr.bright6272 yes

[@dr.bright6272]

@@alyx9191 fly Sporky!

[@CoffeeholicAlien]

The reason they summoned SlenderMan was because they needed the ender pearls for their Minecraft speedrun.

[@duncanchillake8024]

BuT eNdEr PeArLs CoMe FrOm EnDeRmAn'S

[@duncanchillake8024]

@Alexander Brigagao No SlEnDeRmAn Is ObViOuSlY FNAF pUpPeT's DaD

[@carterheath8086]

@@duncanchillake8024 nO tHe pUpPeT iS sLeNdErMaNs dOg

[@duncanchillake8024]

@@carterheath8086 No SlEnDeRmAn HaS nO dOg YoU dUmMy, He HaS cArToOn CaT

[@gamingwithjflem2423]

@@duncanchillake8024 no that’s Henry

[@guitarbow11]

“The more people fear him, the more powerful he becomes” So is this video slenderman’s kryptonite?

[@t1mpastrami440]

I guess so

[@isaiahthomas9817]

Look at his bean head, if this guy tried to attack me I would beat his bean head

[@hiilikefood3924]

Dang that’s funny I’ll give it a like

[@phoemix7043]

The MOVIE is SlenderMan’s Kryptonite!

[@primus0348]

Probably

[@Clonekiller66]

The scariest and most supernatural thing in this film is how none of those girls' iPhones are cracked

[@dmolegend1699]

A feat

[@Wheeljack_Edits127]

Fr

[@duncanchillake8024]

The virgin slenderman Vs *THE CHAD BUFF SLENDERMAN ON DIAMONDBOLT'S COMPUTER SCREEN*

[@riskrunner4532]

The swoleman

[@dr.bright6272]

Isn't he no longer Slenderman if he's a buff boy?

[@meilikino]

@@dr.bright6272 ah yeah everybody knows that creepypasta “man”

[@ganzo548]

THICCERMAN

[@mrziiz6893]

@@dr.bright6272 it’s not slenderman, it’s *Swoleman.*

[@healmore8716]

Honestly this movie should’ve just been called “DO NOT SUMMON SLENDER MAN AT 3AM CHALLENGE” instead of just “slender man”

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Nah, they would have had to add Jaystation as an actor if they were going to do that so I'd say what we got is okay

[@WoofWoofWhisper]

Agreed

[@BlackThreath1234]

Instead of a movie is just a 10 minutes video and they would have made more money

[@ohdear9926]

@@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 and N&A productions.

[@hanstheprussian4610]

You forgot about the not clickbait

[@viideogaame1840]

Slenderman’s just trying to contribute to MrBeasts tree fundraiser, I don’t see what the problem here is

[@callmejest]

Ikr slenderman needs more credit :(

[@RealHussar]

Imagine slenderman planting trees for Mrbeast and scaring off lumberjack to help the enviroment

[@alfalldoot6715]

@@RealHussar Artists get on this

[@christophermutsekwa900]

Yea

[@LunarApexM]

Lmao

[@Delta41469]

I can't tell whether the Indian guy turning into slenderman was part of the movie or not. Probably a sign on the quality of the movie

[@crackerjack0349]

XD

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

That’s N&A Productions

[@alexrodden6985]

I came to the comments to answer that question

[@Dawn23716]

If it was the real scene, the rating score would probably be -1/10

[@faceless483]

@@alexrodden6985 you *came?*

[@CappyKitten]

Well that FNAF movie joke didn't age well.

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

Fnaf movie is coming 😊

[@Thescooped23]

“Welp, that just happened” ahh comment

[@lijahc5910]

Diamondbolt has made the most immature movie reviews using dead memes and potty jokes. And I love them

[@KillerKnightChannel]

This movie is shit but he made it better 😂

[@neuravanny]

Sounds like something I'd do

[@Deinobi]

Ayy slenderman whaddup i brought ye some pizza

[@maismade6013]

When you said “I bet you can’t guess who made this movie” while zooming in on the Sony phone I got a PlayStation ad lmao.

[@milesponton6129]

I remember I got a ad for disney+ when I watched a video about how it killed steaming like Netflix

[@ZeroTwo-ky9ho]

They'll never get my money because i don't have any 🤘

[@pastagiovanni6527]

I got nothing but the "iF YoU vApE" commercials. The same one over and over again, too. Tbh that's scarier than this movie

[@aidenwilliams409]

That's scarier than the movie.

[@doctorspiders]

The lessons are: Memes are bad Slenderman is a youtuber And tentacles

[@alyx9191]

And he also can turn people in to a tree.

[@alyx9191]

@Spartan 118 😂

[@doomspidey1737]

@@alyx9191 mean, facts are facts

[@ratsmacker693]

Hentye

[@HotFootBunny]

Watch when Hollywood makes the meme movie, made by the same person who made this and the emoji movie.

[@mailman7]

2:11 Seeing N&A Productions is the scariest and funniest thing in the of the whole film tbh

[@fuzzyslippers7081]

I laughed so hard at that I choked

[@projektionz]

I actually got scared when he came up because I didn’t expect it

[@kimberlysharp2523]

Is it in the movie tho really

[@fuzzyslippers7081]

@@kimberlysharp2523 Of course not

[@NoNamex1412]

@@kimberlysharp2523 sadly,nope

[@highcaution902]

This movie is more just a black screen than an actually movie

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Ikr i can’t see shit

[@mariodelrio2387]

@@gregjayonnaise8314 yeah watching them in dark places for hours is very hard to see

[@NicoLaak2005]

@@mariodelrio2387 and it just random wired images and you don’t even know what they actually see or what they imagine. It’s so confusing.

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yes

[@macroplanet]

I'll bet the writer watched The Ring ONCE and said, "This movie has random creepy images, so it's automatically scary! I should add that to the script. Then it'll truly be a hit!"

[@Skia_Woodling]

"Who cares that The Ring had images that was related, let's just put in a bunch of random stock images THEN it'll be scary!"

[@OTBlockEntertainment]

The thing is: ThE RiNg MoVies ArE TrAsH

[@macroplanet]

@@OTBlockEntertainment At least they're better than Slender Man (well, maybe except Rings)

[@VoltFall]

"it'd be cuter if the cat exploded at the end" *I have several questions*

[@rooklightstone2339]

As a creepypasta/slenderverse fan who’s also a big fat coward, this movie didn’t scare me. It made me sad. It was that disappointing.

[@mache2525]

Same

[@dypsy3066]

I didnt wacht the vid...

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Stick to Marbel Hornet

[@mediadetective6104]

Marble Hornets and the shows in the Slenderverse (EveryManHybrid and Tribe Twelve, etc) are the only things that actually understand Slender Man and makes him actually creepy, along with good characters and mystery stories.

[@rooklightstone2339]

@@mediadetective6104 tribetwelve has been cancelled, on account of its creator being a terrible waste of a human being

[@zebcola5540]

I was in class watching this, and it was dead quiet. The pain I felt when trying not to cry laughing was extreme because this was hilarious at every second

[@mopeymarmite3409]

I hope your teacher says “and that class is how you don’t do a horror movie”

[@little.mac4546]

The way u commentate is so funny like "harder slender daddy"

[@OmarOmar-hs8gc]

Ture "oh yes slendy daddy harder"

[@blakekeating6495]

jesus...

[@bacteria6018]

The slender fan base is the reason for global warming

[@k.k.slider7635]

6:10

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Viewers beware, you're in for a scare" Made me nostalgic

[@haunting2234]

Holy shit it's kim jong un

[@josepho3366]

Kimmy himself.

[@cancelculture4920]

Do do do do do do gooooose buuuummps

[@doomguy2979]

My lord

[@doomguy2979]

@@josepho3366 don't call him kimmy it's lord Kim Jong un

[@zanetmh]

"It would be cuter if he exploded at the end" ........ I didn't know that Michael Bay had a daughter

[@skylancerALT]

E N E M Y S C R O T U M

[@chendror872]

Who did he have to bribe?

[@GenEric1305]

I remember that even after THREE rewatches of this movie, I couldn’t understand what the f*** was going on.

[@dominickballistic1873]

I am sorry you had to experience that

[@stitchlover4381]

if they make a Jeff The Killer movie will THAT be better than this shit?

[@modernnerd5592]

@@stitchlover4381 they’ll probably just copy the Slender Man movie script, but with Jeff the Killer

[@stitchlover4381]

@@modernnerd5592 and probably other Creepypasta stories if they felt like it.

[@nicolevillanueva4390]

would a cartoon cat movie even be better?

[@cryo2156]

"And then she turned herself into a tree. Scariest shit I've ever seen".

[@fuzzyslippers7081]

“I’d be cuter if he exploded in the end” what did Michael bay directed this movie for a few seconds?

[@BostonMBrand]

I love it when old people write dialogue for teenagers. When I heard that line I immediately cringed.

[@torgan]

The scene with the boyfriend screaming and distorting had my entire theatre in hysterics. It was up there with Cap saying "Avengers Assemble" as one of my favourite film experiences of all time.

[@SumRndmPenguin]

"And then they did the one thing you're not supposed to do to the homies, they checked her browser history." Okay, they deserved it.

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Slender Man, Kissing Booth, honestly I just feel bad for Joey King

[@mitchfletcher2386]

She was also in _Beezus and Ramona_

[@dannyblantom5243]

F in the chat

[@PlaystationSimmer]

Also Wish Upon. She needs a better agent tbh

[@Bellatocci]

well she was in The Act, thats good.

[@elijahdoesstuff4600]

This movie was just a big missed opportunity. As someone who played Slender: The Arrival, let me just say that this movie could have been absolutely TERRIFYING if done correctly. Especially if they made it a mockumentary like The Blair Witch Project.

[@roboticgamer4645]

You should thank two girls for this movie's terribleness

[@Tyree42069]

@@roboticgamer4645 O O F

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Slender the arrival was an amazing banger

[@christophermutsekwa900]

They should've changed the open ending made it lighter so you can see slender man

[@tyokabina2829]

Yea. Marble hornets ruled despite the shoestring budget.

[@MustacheOnMars9]

They at least could've had a scene revolving around the characters having to collect pages for Slender Man in the woods, I mean come on. They were already enough scenes in the woods (could've just replaced one of them with this) and would've been a decent nod to the game.

[@Gamingraptorpro]

Because that would take effort

[@JayMenace61]

If I’m being honest this movie makes “bye bye man” look good

[@gothicglypso5197]

No nothing is that bad

[@JayMenace61]

@@gothicglypso5197lol

[@memelord1942]

*peepee poopoo man

[@chendror872]

Honestly this movie is more of a comedy than horror

[@wan392]

"Slender Man was a tree the whole time?" Now that i think about it, a horror movie about trees would be a scarier horror movie *THE TREE TREE MAN VS PEE PEE POO POO MAM: DAWN OF SLENDER MAN!*

[@Lakefront_Khan]

Ash disagrees.

[@generalrygy4532]

Yep

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

'The Happening'

[@aidannaseer6007]

Don Cheadle Captain Planet is proof of this

[@silverproductions6804]

ah yes my favorite horror icon, Captain Planet

[@Retr0Bunn113]

Teenage Girls: Slenderman: "Just like any other slasher it's time to slay some thots."

[@daboyz2374]

Thank you for your services slenderman

[@AGuyNamedGray]

@@daboyz2374 Slenderman is gonna retire from thot slaying in 37 years

[@korrinism]

wtf cool

[@Violinist_Crab]

@@AGuyNamedGray I don't think he will retire until 69 years

[@octstudios7718]

Kool

[@LyricalMortis]

"Slenderman no thats not how you kiss girls!" Me: i was thinking the same thing

[@mariodelrio2387]

Lol yeah XD

[@KronicSoup]

Imagine letting diamondbolt rewriting the whole slenderman script, that would make it 100 times better

[@laspylasapy6750]

The goosebumps intro in the show literally haunted me

[@erik4348]

Same

[@thecheesecakeman5928]

Yeah me two

[@cheepcheep4499]

For me it was just the part where the dog had yellow eyes.

[@riskrunner4532]

You have never seen are you afraid of the dark intro its that intro but on drugs

[@GhostCakes]

Nice likes

[@mexicanskeleton370]

"Ah yes slender daddy harder" -Diamondbolt 2020

[@Gideon13397]

I have several questions.

[@mexicanskeleton370]

@@Gideon13397 yes?

[@Pugboy35Man]

@MouseRat 4 weeks later and he still hasnt ask a question

[@mariodelrio2387]

Yes XD

[@africancouscous]

@@Pugboy35Man 6 weeks later and he hasn’t replied

[@awokedfromyou331]

Slender man after the movie: “What a bunch of idiots”

[@al3xthegreat075]

That movie is amazing

[@buggsmalone8178]

What a maroon

[@PunadianOfficial]

Slenderman: What are those neanderthals up to? Whoever gets that, your welcome.

[@unoriginalperson72]

*trees

[@Krayzie_14]

Nah mate that edit ruined the comment

[@NAproductions3M]

this was insane haha keep it up :)

[@SlippinLaudna]

Yoo its our god but how's life as slender man tho

[@krab4473]

ur mom

[@Korbsio]

yoooooo

[@begro362]

Hey look it’s the most consistent man on the internet

[@alimations5226]

A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@novaeye6081]

5:58 girl: open door. KZbin ad: allow me to introduce myself.

[@mrx4022]

Me seeing slenderman when I was young: *"Omg he's so scary!!"* Me seeing slenderman now: *"Hehehe Long man Jenkins"*

[@blazarre7251]

Is his original name Leroy?

[@flame_skull_studios6474]

@@blazarre7251 was his last name Jenkins

[@bingus5723]

Haha egg head

[@eIIedritch]

long man jenkins is the funniest thing to me and i don’t know why

[@chikensuup7746]

The video was so dark, i could only see my reflection, which was probably scarier than the movie itself

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Edgy

[@chikensuup7746]

@@Joawlisdoingfine edgy

[@bandan8992]

@@chikensuup7746 Edgy

[@chikensuup7746]

@@bandan8992 Edgy

[@lordandsaviorofcatboymaids3534]

@@chikensuup7746 edgy

[@Domisbeast]

SLENDERMAN!? Dude he just has anorexia no need to call him names

[@Cami_22099]

5:22 did anyone here "Who da fuq put anchovy's on this"

[@someaustralianwithmemes2552]

Hahahahah!!

[@mr.haunted3194]

No LOL

[@osmarblue]

I still remember watching this movie in the theater, me and my friends kept laughing we couldn’t believe this sad excuse of a film was made.

[@pharaohyami5000]

*gets scared of Microsoft Edge* The scariest part? I'm using it.

[@pharaohyami5000]

@Dejani-Dejanel Bernard Be grateful that it's useful, compared to this movie.

[@jixymars3473]

Scary

[@marsfromhell6890]

OH GOD THOS MAN IS EVIL!!!!1!!!!+!+!1!1!

[@real_abender]

People need to realize that Edge is not Explorer.

[@MrMiNtElThe1st]

The only thing getting me threw Quarantine Is Diamond Bolt

[@SlapstickGenius23]

I’m going to be in the quarantine hotel on November The 2nd. I’m telling you that it’s going to be a diamond bolt marathon!

[@ganzo548]

@Naum Stavric Well, Quarantine Is Still Happening, It's Phase 1 Of No More Quarantines, Things Are Opening Up And Doing Longer Hours But The Normal Corona Rules Still Apply

[@invincibleironman1782]

Ah... anyone else remember the old days of actually believing Slenderman was real?

[@webber1483]

And when you could swear you saw Herobrine in your Minecraft world

[@invincibleironman1782]

Lol yeah that too

[@invincibleironman1782]

HES REAL GUYS I SWEAR

[@nkyfong]

Ah the good old days.

[@duncanchillake8024]

Yeah lmao, remember when everyvone was shipping jeff the killer with slenderman

[@randomperson093]

Don't you love a horror movie that's so dark you can't even see the jumpscares?

[@Herminsky69]

8:11 the "Monster House" live action remake looks nice!

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

I'm not gonna lie, I was actually excited to see this movie Now Imagine my disappointment when I got to see it

[@Papi_Gingy_]

Very disappointed

[@youtubecyan7061]

Same here but I didn't see it because after seeing a trailer it just ruined it

[@kaseycombs6968]

Slender Man as a concept is actually scary, but scary and hollywood don’t mix well nowadays

[@youtubecyan7061]

@@kaseycombs6968 when did they ever mix well?

[@timrosswood4259]

@@youtubecyan7061 The thing, Alien, Halloween...

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

SlenderMan doesn't have a face because he wants to hide it after this movie existed.

[@parkerplays6465]

You again

[@stickboianimations2273]

he had no face before the movie was a thing

[@Xoro2203]

@@stickboianimations2273 Well Yeah...

[@Skia_Woodling]

@@stickboianimations2273 He could see into the future

[@friendthebarrel154]

*Sneezes* *Belle Delphine comes out of nose*

[@checkmatebob3675]

Bro..?

[@romeom4830]

Bish wuh?

[@xanderhug]

@@checkmatebob3675 at the beginning of the video they said demons come out of your nose when you sneeze

[@godz3717]

When you realize that a Diamondbolt review video is more fun and exciting that the actual film .

[@NoNamex1412]

0:07 I need to leave a timestamp for this now

[@plumdowner1941]

She turned into a tree, funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@flakeyflakes]

the huge problem in this movie of how everything is so dark so just close your eyes for full screen

[@HypersonicWyvern]

Flamgo

[@mrps2dvd2770]

I know right the lighting for this movie is terrible

[@elliebrooke3987]

2:44 that is literally the only horror in the actual game, flashing images and static noise

[@KEVINYT-hq3kz]

0:39 pewdiepie 's scream sounds so much like the beginning of the Harry Potter theme..... Lmao

[@JackO_kidplosion]

That pewdiepie scream made me laugh so hard

[@Yujiro113]

Ah yes, 2012 people’s concept of “horror” summarized in form of a movie takes me back to the good ol’ days

[@r5r34]

"Cat is dancing twerk" - Diamondbolt Best quote of the century. no wait. this is something you'd find on the asylum movie page

[@l3ismarck947]

we could've had the fnaf movie.. but god cursed us with this..

[@brianmayfield3474]

Don't worry, fnaf movie is still coming at some point

[@drdespair3651]

This was just another shameless marketing Sony movie just to cash in on a trend :/

[@nkyfong]

It could have been great but instead they gave us a shit movie.

[@drdespair3651]

@@nkyfong yep..

[@duncanchillake8024]

@@drdespair3651 "cash in on a trend" *Slenderman died 6 years ago lmao what trend?*

[@LeBronJames236NBA]

The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man's older brother.

[@brodiero-solar302]

Weirder, older and more popular bro or cousin.

[@canoflame6127]

ok

[@Uvashu]

The ultimate crossover

[@optimoosejones9493]

More like gay uncle

[@RobProb-X]

@RONAN RIVERA hey step bro, why are you stuck?

[@mistamemewide]

I remember me and my friend deciding to see this movie for shits and giggles. We knew it was gonna be bad, but we didn’t know it’ll be *_that bad_* when we decided to check the Rotten Tomato’s Score. Then for the entire movie we heckled it so much that the entire movie theater joined us.

[@cdscissor]

I didn't even know they made a Slenderman movie. Probably means it sucked.

[@RealSteel259]

With a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 8%? Yeah, I'd say so

[@helpineedmoresleep2911]

I love how he progressively gets more and more angry throughout the video

[@kybrogre1310]

"Come on Slenderman don't let me down. There it is!" Jokes on you I can't see anything.

[@simpbartson2426]

I never knew that Slender Man was actually a 7 year old with a flashlight. It’s actually plausible when you think about it.

[@dylannnnnnnnn]

It's more than plausible, it's profitable.

[@spongebody5020]

The song in the background in 5:38 makes it really nostalgic

[@BBHSN98]

Gimme 20 dollars

[@impa2787]

I feel like if slenderman was choking you and you said, “Oh yes slender daddy harder”. He would be way too weirded out and just leave. Also I’ve slenderman was walking towards me, I would insult him, and challenge him to a 1v1 boxing match. And he can’t use his abilities. If he didn’t accept, I would call him a coward.

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

He's like tall af or something he could probably clap you

[@dmolegend1699]

@@beyondhaircraze4418 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@optumstudios6563]

OH GOD IT REALLY IS 2010 WE GOT BATMAN JOKES

[@tmak7345]

Slender chad in the background is the scariest thing in the video

[@wat1614]

The movie: slender man not liking being used for clickbait vlogs so he decides to do his own vlogs

[@nobody5333]

3:15 always cracks me up no matter how many times I hear it.

[@SaintVodou]

SLENDER MAN 2: SLENDER MAN SOLVES HIS IDENTITY CRISIS. Really, what was he-a tree, a shadow, a spidery thingy, a fence…a pterodactyl…

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

No he has an iPhone

[@cardrabitt1159]

The fact that I can't tell when most of the edits are is the scariest thing about this

[@mcsmrocks3267]

"Dinosaurs and Humans cant be mashed" Me:

[@antfromsj]

games be like: Scary slender survive 3d epic game $4.99 membership

[@monkeydude124]

Yeah or bean run 3D 6.99$

[@angryboi595]

If it was a mobile game it would be 8.99 or 10.99

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

At least this is better than the Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee Man. Edit: Petition for DiamondBolt to make more Asylum Film videos.

[@theh-man4418]

1:29 Why are the girls from 2018 watching a DiamondBolt video from 2020?

[@MorriStockYT]

Adam gave the girls an early leak of the video

[@comiccat4650]

How to make a movie about a literally featureless character Step 1: Take away the few unique things about him (forest, 8 pages, etc.) Step 2: Make some stupid bs plot up Step 3: Add more featureless characters Step 4: Profit!

[@bluscoutsfm2474]

Except, you don't profit but rather become a bigger meme than the character himself.

[@crimsonknight5025]

The 8 pages wouldnt work in a movie, or even a tv/web series, they're only good as a game mechanic

[@keeganstormblade5456]

Are you sure this wasn't some cheap direct-to-DVD movie? Because it sure as hell feels like one.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Oh no, a dinosaur has eaten Diamondbolt! We're doomed. Why 2020, why?

[@LucyWest370]

“Why god? Are you proud of yourself? Who will make low quality content now? Why couldn’t you just take someone else instead? They don’t make low quality content. At least I don’t think they can. But even if they could it wouldn’t be the same!”

[@brassv2185]

F for bolt

[@LucyWest370]

@Radio Star Alexa play despacito

[@brassv2185]

@pyro satoor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@brassv2185]

@Radio Star spoopy

[@lazarusakeeagok6060]

Since I was using headphones it sounded like the voice in the forest sounded like it was beside me or in my head

[@WD_RatLad]

DiamondBolt: Fnaf Subtitles: F i n a n c e

[@skilledsam3814]

POV: You're listening to a man in a dinosaur costume talking about slenderman.

[@theballzeateralternativeac3668]

With no knowledge of all the web series out there

[@timedragon5492]

Hey, this may seem a bit early but you should really review “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” for the Christmas season. It’s totally the kind of movie, you’d review.

[@HandsomeSassage]

How is this movie 2 years old already? P.S. I can tell you had a lot of fun editing this one

[@BoredGodWasTaken]

He is just that phrase "A horror movie is just a comedy movie with your friends."

[@owenrussell8505]

0:38 never fails to make me laugh, big ups, mate

[@Ikcatcher]

Slenderman (Smokes cigarette) Haven’t heard that name in a long time

[@rhinosaur342]

Bro its crazy how fast you've grown, I think I was here when u were getting single digit thousands in views

[@potatotomato6949]

0:27 I’m on the floor dying rn

[@thehouseofwhatkivanders]

Diamondbolt: *makes a joke about the FNaF movie releasing in 2030* FNaF Movie: *releases exactly 3 years after this video was published (in the US)*

[@Gohanhater]

6:09 i'm traumatized for life now

[@pepsiman1458]

2:12 Obviously One Of The Scariest Parts In The Movie

[@sandroodinga8554]

The moment at 4:25 was so unexpeted that i bursted out laughing. Stuff like that made me subscribe you

[@mikesworld6064]

I will give this movie 2 genuine compliments: 1. Like Bolt said, the poster is legitimately cool and creepy. 2. I do actually like the design and costume of the Slender Man in this, even managing to find a way to meld the suit into his body. Other than that, you would be better off just watching the entirety of Marble Hornets.

[@mikkob8153]

Hey, Bolt. Do "Who Killed Captain Alex?".

[@tyokabina2829]

Tim. Wait what?

[@SunBox74]

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[@maxxatom]

4:26 had me rolling, if that were in the movie I would give it a 10 ironically