SLENDER MAN (2018) - The Dumbest Horror Movie In Existence

[@newo-bi1iq]

I think the use of darkness was a stroke of pure genius because it stops you from seeing how bad the actual movie is

[@ducky3545]

I gave u ur 200th like

[@newo-bi1iq]

xavier sanchez thanks dude :)

[@jarrodedson5441]

@@newo-bi1iq hard question but what's ur top 5 worst horror movies u have ever seen and what's ur top 5 favorite horror movies.... here mine Least favorite horror movies: IT chapter 2 The nun Annabelle The curse or la llorona The conjuring 2 My favorite horror movies: The conjuring IT (2017) Halloween (2018) Dr sleep The shining Bonus ones I like Favorite horror movies: Halloween Pet sematary (2019) Scary stories to tell in the dark

[@cinnarey6789]

I can just imagine an editor seeing the movie for the first time and thinking, I can't let the world see this. I respect him

[@newo-bi1iq]

Freya Abrams haha, that’s exactly what I thought

[@someoneprobably1016]

Slenderman deletes your browser history when he kills you? That's actually really nice of him, such a bro.

[@gregoryboukouris1616]

He respects the bro code

[@catcollector9495]

Lol good lookin' out, Slenderbuddy

[@borng-7611]

He would want to kill himself after seeing my search history

[@king_pigeon]

@@borng-7611 Slender Man r34?

[@zy3221]

respect

[@simonknight166]

this movie is actually very scary because when it goes to the dark scenes it reflects my double chin

[@velimattivirtanen6437]

@@Moritz-fv3jm r/cursedcomments

[@anza3007]

HA, that happens when all the time when I watch KZbin all the time, especially on my phone

[@laycebug3260]

Moritz 5379 what the fuck

[@bird_with_knives]

Fuck, I laughed way too hard at this one

[@theanthem0ftheangels]

OMG LOL this actually made me laugh out loud bc I’ve thought this to myself before while watching dark movies 😂😂😂

[@operationsausage554]

Those 22 seconds of awkward silence were the scariest bit of psychological horror I've ever seen.

[@AyasDoll]

Lmao that was like the scariest thing in the entire movie

[@lifeiscats1337]

Underrated lmao

[@HappyVLR]

fr

[@slenderman5514]

dont try and impersonate me. ill get you

[@sugarkane1571]

Social anxiety is the most scary part of this movie

[@Voiddsad]

When I was little and learned about the Slender man story, I couldn’t sleep for days. But the movie got rid of that fear successfully.

[@Buttington_Headerson]

Are you 12

[@lolwuffidoggoshiema7605]

I mean, it’s nit THAT bad, the only problem is you can’t see anythin.. oh wait nvm ya just mentioned iz

[@superslimex7416]

siccck!

[@Scuptt]

Masahiro Sakurai what happened? He/she dented the comment

[@colemanwalsh7477]

Lol I was 16 when my best friend told me about the creepypasta... as were walking through a tril in the middle of the woods at 1:00am in the morning. I got over it quickly though 😂

[@tiredpillow8436]

I thought Gru was gonna jumpscare me by saying “w h e r e a r e t h e g o r l s”

[@AnaSanchez-e1d]

This is so underrated

[@deceptionevail5337]

Yes

[@TheHopelessGeek]

Gorrls... lol😂

[@juggalo257]

That would be ironic 😂

[@Godasdogas]

Or *I'LL STUFF ALL OF YOU IN THE CRUST*

[@rachelhermanson7829]

"My Grandma made this blanket for me before she died" "This is the only picture I have of my dad" "I don't know I made a pot I guess"

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

Better to say "I don't know I made pot I guess" because that'll work much better.

[@Austin-do8se]

@@alduintheanti-dragonborn - Your username. Yes. I love it. :3

[@AniGaAG]

Slender Man _walking_ and being physically aggressive is so damn stupid. That misses the entire point; he teleports on a whim over and over, and he kills you without even friggin' _moving._ Him literally walking after victims, or grabbing and choking and pulling them? That's so darn... _off._ It misses the entire point of what's intended to make the character unsettling.

[@1FenFen1]

no. The 2018 movie is accurate to Canon Slender Man. back in 2009(so, a week or two before MH was created), Slender Man tears your insides out, puts them in plastic bags then puts them back in your body, and hangs your corpse on trees. I don't think Slender Man moving is a bad thing(Episode #6 of EverymanHYBRID, and The Mary Asher Phone Call from TribeTwelve), though I just dislike Slender Man actually KILLING people, That's what removes the horror for me.

[@cxsmic.mqrvel867]

I mean id be hella nervous if a 9 foot tall man wearing a suit without a face started power walking toward me id be scared af too

[@slothoftruth518]

Good point, and sometimes, he has frickin tentacles coming out of his back. I don’t know if he that happens in this movie I haven’t finished the video yet.

[@slothoftruth518]

Ok he does talk about it.

[@AniGaAG]

@@1FenFen1 Okay, this is super-late, I simply noticed this comment because of a notification for one that was made below today. My anticlimactically brief response: I don't really care how he was originally, I still think he's just better in his more modern depictions, the way I described. Physical violence and gore feel too... too close to reality? It feels like something I can try and resist. But something mentally destroying or outright killing me just by being near it, while being unable to actually get away from it in the first place? _That's_ horrifying. That taps into both the concepts of "fear of the unknown" and "fear of inevitability" at once - the most primal emotional and instinctive human fears there are, respectively (the two very things we fear about death itself, after all).

[@actuallynem]

“He preys upon....innocent youth.” “Hi! I’m Jared the Subway guy!” Holy Jesus I almost died

[@mediocreskullduggery]

Battle Cat I literally burst out laughing during dinner during that part

[@caninebroccoli9543]

I’ve played this game for years

[@jelly_is_thicc4872]

It wasn’t even that funny

[@donnamoore4146]

Hahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahhahaahahahaahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahhaahahhahahahahhaahahahaha you make me laugh,.

[@joycewheeler968]

Battle Cat hi meatshield. Had to

[@PuppetOnions]

8:05 "Why he wears a suit?"To be _stylish_ obviously, just because he's a fictional monster doesn't mean he can't have a sense of *fashion*

[@lonelypaladin1742]

Yes

[@ari5081]

duh

[@donck3772]

Oldie but a goodie

[@johntelekom9712]

Slenderman is just agent 47

[@simz06]

Just because he is in a horrible horror movie doesn't mean he isn't fashionable *duh*

[@slyliezeroseven3696]

If I ever encounter slender man imma show him this movie so he would kill whoever made it instead of me

[@ieatcrayons7314]

Please don't he'll come after me than

[@ieatcrayons7314]

JK

[@csll106]

@@ieatcrayons7314 im coming to you

[@ieatcrayons7314]

@@csll106 jk I'm not the one who made the movie

[@csll106]

@@ieatcrayons7314 hahaha

[@Montesama314]

It's strange how that "but I'd have to kill you" line has been a flirting line in multiple movies.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Imagine saying that line flirtily, but instead finishing it with: "But I'd have to rip your tongue out of your mouth 😘" That would change things lmao

[@JackdawFeathers]

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 But what if they’re into tongue-ripping??

[@benluka1811]

​@@JackdawFeathersthen there a pervert

[@cooliostarstache5474]

​@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Hot

[@ReviewWho-xi6td]

haha lol amen

[@lynxbelow6922]

What I wanted: Psychological horror, gorgeous imagery, make me afraid of the wind blowing through the trees. The trailer fed us those sweet lies.

[@madnessbound]

even the trailer was shit

[@bruhmeister6992]

@@madnessbound The trailer actually showed scenes that weren't even in the movie, like wtf.

[@issac2110]

Tbh i wanted the story to center around maybe a detective trying to solve missing people cases while slowly being tortured by Slender Man and going mad but oh no, tYpiCaL HiGh ScHoOl SeTtiNg oH bOi

[@lynxbelow6922]

@@issac2110 Yeah, some real Lovecraft-inspired shit. Mix with the pacing of Sinister with the images from the Ring, the would have been dope.

[@issac2110]

@@lynxbelow6922 thats why I liked the first trailer so much. It showed of a psychological kinda shit mixed in with the suicide of tortured teens hell i could've sworn i saw a dectective or police as well in the trailer. But idk been a while since I saw it

[@internetuser4210]

How to get rid of a horrifying monster: Do a ritual? ❌ Call a priest? ❌ Make a shitty movie about it so no ones scared of the monster anymore? ✅

[@bruv1425]

EPIC

[@bruv1425]

Idiots am i right

[@nuggets8229]

Plot twist: The only reason this movie is so bad was o\so it can get rid of the fear that caused people by that slenderman story that got on the news 1:28.

[@anikmonette2140]

Well, I sh*t you not, at the end the movie turns into a PSA. They had cool ideas that you can see plastered all over the movie but nope! It was to warn us about the danger of memes...

[@Local-crackhead]

@@nuggets8229 nah its so bad cus the monster itself barely gets screen time

[@zolengeb.7629]

Do NOT Call Slender Man at 3am (GONE WRONG) (GONE RIGHT) (GONE LEFT) (GONE SEXUAL)

[@thebeansaregone]

damn i wonder how it went sexual

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

@@thebeansaregone no, you know how it went sexual

[@ivanwang1428]

slendy have tentacles thats enough proof

[@happy_lobsterv1]

Zolenge B. DO NOT CALL SLENDERMAN AT 3 A.M (GONE POLITICAL)

[@Princess-Pulcella]

@Undefined Logic 0__0

[@SevenGC89]

The "Slender Man" stabbing case is really sad, obv mostly for the young girl that was hurt but also seeing that level of mental illness in a 12 year old is so scary and sad. I'm glad she survived and hopefully the mental scars will heal somewhat after, I know they will obv never go away but I hope she can at least find some sense of peace.

[@madhunter6420]

no it isnt sad

[@_gorillazfreakinc._2]

@@madhunter6420 Attention seeking gets you nowhere positive.

[@AsiwaritXR]

@@madhunter6420 bruh how old are you? Thats the most edgy 10 year old thing I've ever heard.

[@Tufflewithyourballs183]

@@madhunter6420 you think you’re cool, kid, you are the scum of the universe

[@Tufflewithyourballs183]

@@madhunter6420 bruh plays gta like a bitch, the only one I know who isn’t is graystillplays

[@because-strudels]

Slenderman was scarier when he was just an unsettling anomalous man-shaped thing. As soon as the tentacles got slapped on, he became significantly less scary, imo. Just corny.

[@avosmash2121]

I completely 100% agree..I am confessing to something very embarrassing- ..because of an actual, physical real life experience I had...where yes, I was acually stalked, or at least what may have been only 'possibly' stalked, but was just followed unsettingly, by a very, very tall thin man one night, with unseen features, a business suit, and a briefcase...before there was a trend, before I knew what 'creepypasta' even meant, I really thought 'Slenderman' was a possible real threat. I didn't truly believe he was supernatural. I thought he was a criminal, a grounded in reality serial killer, who was just known for using a sheath or a sack mask, to obscure his face, and hung silently around children playgrounds and empty street corners, and was known to just lurk around and follow you slowly, instead of immeadietly chasing you. I thought this was likely an exaggeration, but still entirely plausible local urban legend, and it filled me with so much dread, to the point I had anxiety at night, after that really troubling experience on my walk back home. But soon as I learned where the origins of Slenderman actually came from, and most of all, when the Tentacle Monster TM and video game ripoffs constantly barraged my feed, I knew these 2 things were not connected whatsoever. I just stumbled upon some creepy random guy. And this was a monster. He was far more sinister when it was ambiguously human, or an abstract concept.

[@cartooncritique6625]

That could be because Slenderman (especially with the tentacles) is more or less just a loose rip-off of Nergal from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy".

[@because-strudels]

​@@cartooncritique6625 You may be right. But even without the context of the show (I haven't watched a single complete episode of it sadly), the tentacles are still really dumb. It likens Slenderman to a Tim Burton-like caricature, minus all of the charm.

[@JohnSmith-pi3ls]

Truth is, Marble Hornets made Slender man(The Operator) scary just by having him stand there and be menacing.

[@because-strudels]

​@@JohnSmith-pi3ls Agreed, as a character just standing there or moving just out of frame, Slenderman was sitting right in the uncanny valley. I'll take that over an inbred Voldemort with tentacles lol.

[@SoniTails]

the documentary about the girls who stabbed their friend to "please" him is scarier, and actually very interesting

[@looking4amiracle634]

trashy edgelord it’s unbelievable that this actually happened

[@liquidtompls5666]

I wish we had a movie about it

[@Kimmy0721]

Is it on Netflix or Hulu?

[@calebc339]

Autism Robotrix VCGH there's a 'documentary' about it on youtube, about an hour long

[@Kimmy0721]

@@calebc339 thanks. Link please, I'm really tired and sore.

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

The worst part about the movie imo, is it ignores slenderman canon. A video right before a slnderman attack would be mostly static, because cameras don't work within a certain distance from him. That's why, I personally think it should have been a found footage film.

[@shawncolarusso5516]

Yes! A found footage film of a person who investigated the legend of slender man after the disappearance of a little girl and he finds the castle in the forest. Keep slender man vague and menacing .

[@CambiareIgnis]

So like Marble Hornets and Tribe Twelve?

[@dots3854]

a found footage film woulda been sick tbh. much better than what this is

[@nyancat2221]

Like marble hornets

[@pinkrangersarah]

The one time the public demands a found footage film, the one time it would make sense being a found footage film, they fucking WASTE THE OPPORTUNITY.

[@wjzav1971]

The whole "Slenderman is actually not there, its all an illusion" might be a good idea if it was carried out better. They could have made a film where these girls do a ritual to summon Slenderman and nothing happens, so they think it was all boogus, but then, over the next days, strange coincidences start to pile up, they think they see Slenderman in the distance or the periphery of their view but it always tuns out to be nothing and its these girls going crazy. Might have become a movie that even keeps you guessing if Slenderman even exists in it or if its just the paranoia of the protagonists getting to them.

[@Luna-Tic-YT]

Yeah that sounds hella better than the actual movie

[@Bunny_Bill]

You should try to revive slendermans name with that

[@skullface6890]

Tbh I wouldn’t mind if they based it off the real horrible stuff of what that those girls did to their friend and make them start thinking that slender man is talking to them and telling them to kill

[@drakesilmore3760]

I love the idea of Slenderman being a cognetohazard, which doesn't directly exist, but can affect you in your mind the moment you are exposed to it.

[@mp3music804]

Slenderman as a Drug Trip genuinely sounds good

[@Waylon128]

The scene with the boyfriend's face becoming distorted made the audience in my theater burst out laughing, then half of the theater left.

[@cynnamo7422]

oof

[@voughklry8362]

I was more confused Should a be scared laughing is having a spaz attack or something

[@sbeve1051]

He was probably doing a fortnite dance

[@yigitkocak6609]

then everyone clapped

[@sbeve1051]

yiğit koçak r/thathappened good one 😂

[@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268]

Remember when Slenderman was just about finding pages in the woods to stop him

[@deltahalo241]

Remember when it was just an entry into a horror photoshop contest?

[@tsusmildrides4937]

No because Slender used have good genuinely scary web series on him, before the game, and before corporate Hollywood took it.

[@SnowWhite-ov9of]

I get that Slenderman was stalking us; he lost the pages of his diary and we're pricks that just pick them up and put them in out pocket.

[@yeetboy9103]

good times

[@eiwaa4837]

YEAS

[@MediumDSpeaks]

Now I want a shot for shot remake with Gru

[@sisyphus6055]

Gru is my fursona

[@lordmaplefrost]

Medium D Speaks Same!

[@sirspookybones1118]

Itll be better anyway

[@atleast2241]

Same

[@dud9895]

Who doesn't

[@jeffjeffries8924]

11:25 from an occult perspective, this actually makes sense. This is a supernatural entity that feeds on negativity, so sacrificing something important to you would feed it. The sacrifice would be the sorrow and pain you feel from sacrificing the item, not the item itself. In a way, it's actually a lot darker than just taking something you love from you.

[@kngxn7437]

That actually makes sense but the movie should've explained it better tbh

[@amandacantcometothephone]

yeah taking someones pottery instead of someone they love is way worse.. 😂😂 i dont think any of them has that much attachment to the objects they chose to "sacrifice"

[@circusclown1503]

@@amandacantcometothephonein this context it definitely doesn’t work, but if you were offering something like your dead mother’s remaining jewelry or your dead spouse’s wedding ring those things would definitely hurt enough to work in a sacrificial ritual

[@datguy8460]

except for the fact that its slenderman and not a fuckin 1990s pixel videogame boss

[@SlxVsY]

Too bad that slender man is not even like that he’s a monster like being or a supernatural like being he obviously eat to survive like kids for like the fear or something I don’t know how he works or behavior w

[@ltrain7715]

Girl: kill me Slenderman: aight lemme grow spider legs Girl: runs away Slenderman: yo what the fuck

[@biotoxin6280]

Slenderman: why you running you wanted to die Girl: I changed my mind Slenderman: :| Slenderman: alright you’re becoming a tree now. I was going to just kill you but you pissed me off.

[@zackzallie8735]

Slenderman: *why are u running?*

[@epicortonotepic8314]

*269th like*

[@poltergeist629]

slenderman: yo what the fuck, I just wanted to flex >:|

[@Nepherus]

@@zackzallie8735 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JaredDines_]

dude, it was sooooooo bad.

[@sethmoneygetter]

yep

[@ferrar392]

Bruh release fortnite djent 2 bruh you slackin. 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@eetzjosh788]

Hell yeah

[@nmperdue4637]

Didn’t expect you here!

[@fencingisb]

never expected you to be here

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

Jumps cares in horror movies are like comedians tickling you for laughs edit: no it stays

[@ignorethischannelitdoesntexist]

Yeah unless it's used correctly, like in IT

[@alexzander4426]

They can be used very effectively though. They create amazing tension because people have a physical reaction to getting scared. Instead of watching creepy stuff solely happen to someone else, jumpscares bring some of the suspense to the viewer. This movie did not use them effectively though.

[@boogiewoogie343]

@@ignorethischannelitdoesntexist IT is not scary, no pun intended.

[@ignorethischannelitdoesntexist]

@@boogiewoogie343 it is scary because I can write an entire book on Pennywise's fucking huge forehead

[@paulosudbrackpsi]

This is such a good analogy. Here, take a like (PS: also agree with Alex Zander, but movies tend to take the lazy route...)

[@eddv6090]

20:03 I mean, this was the only hallucination of the whole movie that kinda truly freaked me out. Idk if it were the sounds or portrayal but I liked it being in a horror movie about mental viruses But being a 10 seconds scene in a whole 78 mins film says a lot

[@crimsonhoudini1521]

Yeah I agree with that. That and Hallie’s sister’s hallucinations I thought were really cool. That’s literally it.

[@Vergebung23]

Slenderman with tenticals when he hears underage girls summon him: "Ah yes. It's all coming together"

[@rainclouds3677]

Tentacles*

[@Vergebung23]

@@rainclouds3677 😑

[@rainclouds3677]

@@Vergebung23 Yes I am that type of person, have a lovely day regardless!

[@Vergebung23]

@@rainclouds3677 😑 okay. U too-...

[@thatshyguy9573]

I’m the 69th like Perfection

[@Schweelie]

I like how it says that the movie is "Action and Adventure" and not horror.

[@Imcold1218]

"Action"

[@someonewholikespufferfisht1983]

Endermen

[@kimberlyyawn79]

the drone says horror, comedy

[@addiction.5500]

Mr. Oof even Yee olde film critics aren’t scared of this shit

[@TheMedicalMan]

Blasting Slenderman with a fucking Semi-Auto!!1! (NOT CLICKBAIT; WE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM!1!!)

[@feral_felidae472]

So much potential for a beautiful psychological horror film, wasted on Sony's cheap jumpscares and bad perception of modern youth.

[@mjb4094]

fuck sony

[@sbeve1051]

Jeff: yeah uh, for my movie, can I have Warner Bros. do it for me?

[@funnychimp7738]

@@sbeve1051 If we have a Jeff movie, it's gonna be shit no matter what

[@lorddog7249]

Goblin Slayer Jeff The Killer's Backstory made no sense at all, of course it'll be shit

[@funnychimp7738]

@@lorddog7249 "I had an action fight with a 13 year old kid and threw him through a fucking window but now I'm crazy OOGA BOOGA I'M SCARY BE SCARED"

[@KikiJynx]

Elvis: "Why is there a tri force?" Me: *Bong Rip* "They're setting up a Creepy Pasta Cinematic Universe, and that's a Ben Drowned tease"

[@AsperTheGhost]

Criminally underrated comment.

[@gxme_]

Everyone in the theater broke out laughing during the hospital hallucination scene because of the nurse typing on the computer so weirdly.

[@JayLeu]

Friendly reminder Gru is 14 feet tall So technically speaking that beginning would be horrifying if you turned around and saw that absolute unit behind you

[@sui11106]

His nose much be huge then

[@ngljustwannavibe]

14 Feet?! What the hell?!

[@przemoant2560]

@@ngljustwannavibe Check out Slazo.

[@mynameuhhhleg]

@@ngljustwannavibe it's a slazo video , the absolute size of gru

[@iliveinaconstantstateoffea9634]

@@sui11106 his pecker is as ling as a subway foot long.

[@TommyLikeTom]

As a slender man I am deeply offended by this stereotype. Imagine there was a popular horror game called "fat lady"

[@rockhistoria2537]

lmao

[@patrikmiles9342]

I mean vor is the creepiest shit I have ever seen

[@jackass4904]

There probably is

[@TheCommanderTaco]

There is Fat Princess lol.

[@mulchgulper]

I mean, I'd play it. It sounds terrifying

[@Kai-_-]

I like how a web series from almost 10 years ago made a better and more interesting story for Slenderman than something a 10 million dollar budget movie could make (I am referring to both everymanhybrid, marble hornets and to a lesser extent Stan Frederick but that series is only about 3/4 years old)

[@lasagnaboy4728]

Slender Man has the widest t-pose

[@memicusdankis4212]

Delete this

[@BryMakesArt]

MAJOR DOMINANCE

[@kaderpdi1982]

Delet diz

[@dinonuggets7148]

I wouldnt say widest maybe longest but widest would be a big thicc boy like king k rool

[@kingdionysus1867]

This is gold.

[@drifter7092]

Girl: *opens eye during the ritual* Slenderman: wait, thats illegal

[@mega_bird700]

Right

[@Sp3ctreNova]

It's actually probably so loose because of Covid and Slendy is doing his part and staying 6 ft apart

[@drifter7092]

@@Sp3ctreNova probably

[@Mike14264]

Slendy: that's not very legal Also Slendy: imma bout to do something very illegal

[@whiteshadow6717]

Chloe: Opens Eyes Before The Third Bell. Slender Man: I’m Coming For You. Me: You Shouldn’t Have Done That. Wren ‘Soundin Like Max Caulfield From Life Is Strange’: CHLOE!!

[@bearshunnypot302]

Ironically Gru is nearly twice as tall as Slenderman. I've heard from somewhere that he's around 8 ft tall, which is impressive, sure. But Gru stands at the Godly height of 14 ft

[@bearshunnypot302]

@Tara Wollner there's a fucking video on it lol look it up

[@melancholy7928]

BearsHunnyPot it’s slazo mate

[@bearshunnypot302]

@@melancholy7928 I'm aware

[@anabsolutedirtbag442]

his freeze ray is like 6 feet tall or something like that

[@bearshunnypot302]

@@anabsolutedirtbag442 Margaret is 7 feet tall lmao

[@ignaciodiazmoore]

Well, Slenderman's backstory being a total mystery is why the character works so well. It has a cosmic horror aura all around it, being unable to understand what he/it is is better than any explanation the director could gave us.

[@Tom-re6zo]

Has anyone ever actually tried to hit slenderman? what if he's really fragile?

[@lostinspace8521]

Paper for skin glass for bones

[@jswid2251]

Lost in Space That's legit me.

[@ruinerofjokes1418]

I heard he can only be killed by a certain pistol he keeps in his front pocket.

[@Graycata]

Probably has a high center of gravity

[@DarkShadic9632]

KILLING SLENDERMAN AT 3:AM ***NOT CLICKBAIT***

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I'd be terrified too if it was Gru

[@PopTab2527]

Seriously, why my peepee hard

[@Zeipharo]

kremit the frog same.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@PopTab2527 (*sends to gulag*)

[@roam980]

Gru: I'll stuff you all in the crust

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@roam980 I will send you to Gulag

[@animaetions3367]

I've read fanfics with a better story and understanding of the character

[@scooble_]

I swear to whatever god is out there that if you went to wattpad for that....

[@zephyrian1006]

Most fanfics on AO3 are actually really quality so-

[@zackzallie8735]

lol 90% fanfics are just straight up yaoi shit.

[@faerie5926]

Same

[@Sakurablossem3]

Zack Zallie that‘s sadly true

[@Trained4life]

You had me dying when you said, “The girl got attacked in the woods and uploaded her video after she died?”

[@dimdym2688]

I think it has a lot of jumpsscares because the test audience kept falling asleep

[@awesomedonut8228]

That makes sense. With hindsight, my comment decking sucks.

[@helpmii6826]

I was the 666th like, I can die happy now

[@beep898]

@@awesomedonut8228 no it ducking doesn't

[@awesomedonut8228]

beep Yes it’s dunking is

[@youraveragedaycosplayer553]

I literally fell asleep while watching it

[@alwaysfarting5397]

Slenderman: Katie, you're first! Katie: Yeah lit one second lemme upload this video first can you stop killing me for a few seconds my connection is bad in the woods Slenderman: Yeah, I don't see why not.

[@mitten_j9343]

They made the movie really dark so you couldn’t see how shitty it was

[@angelusvastator1297]

ROFL I'm dying of laughter at this comment.

[@mitten_j9343]

Who isnt

[@billzco6137]

time to bring back are you afraid of the dark because thats what this is on an acting level lol...movies suck now

[@lucy1472]

Want to like but it's at 666 likes

[@marqparks]

@machoveli This movie was actually just adapting the CreepyPasta source material. As you can see they didn't have to collect pages or anything. The movie was shitty because the people behind it was shitty, wouldn't matter what movie they made.

[@kodzuxkenn]

Slender: *chilling in woods with his family* Bunch of stupid girl: *summons him on internet* Slender: *phone dings* oh c'mon this is the 10th summon this week

[@zephyr3278]

the sheer amount of Slenderman lore IGNORED during this movie is insulting lmao

[@thetuned6972]

They literally had almost 10 years of content and lore to base it off of but instead we got Slenderman using FaceTime and turning people into trees.

[@zephyr3278]

ManPersonHumanGiraffe Slenderman is disappointed.

[@iiomqfaderz]

@@zephyr3278 indeed

[@jeffreyyoung3282]

ii omqfaderz indeed indeed

[@iiomqfaderz]

@@jeffreyyoung3282 indeed indeed indeed

[@polybiusou]

"He preys upon young children." *HI. I'M JARED THE SUBWAY GUY.*

[@bropenguin4582]

And im 19

[@Jim-lg8sf]

Bro Penguin okay nobody asked

[@choccymilc7052]

*Hi. Im Jared, the subway guy*

[@bimbunnny]

Hi, I'm Jared, the KZbin guy!

[@-isaxxbelle-1445]

His name is Jared and he's still looking good

[@jonasgrill1155]

Alternative title for this movie: Random girls have mental breakdowns constantly.

[@zazaiwon87]

Special snowflakes today

[@simpletoast7483]

puberty

[@PlagueRavenRX]

That's every horror movie lately.

[@Beezlebunk]

Sounds like highschool.

[@cmerrick5721]

change ‘girls’ to ‘girl’ and it’s an alternated title to MY LIFE

[@TheMightyCookieShow]

I watched this with my wife once it was streaming. She sat quietly the whole time...just taking it all in. Finally...when the film ended...she very calmly but deliberatly...removed her glasses...and calmly stated..."well...that was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen." I thought I was gonna die laughing in the moment. Strangly...it's almost like slenderman himself...whipped my memory. I watched this film and right now...I couldn't tell you a single thing about it. Lol

[@CynicalReviews]

Watching before Sony takes it down again.

[@demetraeconomou6096]

@@nosoyporta K

[@Chill_Vibes186]

This is going down for shour

[@atomiccpu3238]

Again???😬

[@marwan4358]

@@Chill_Vibes186 Sure*

[@aroachyboachy4716]

@@nosoyporta I don't care just tell me please

[@CanadianDan854]

He’s literally just a guy that has no face, and is also really skinny.

[@lukeberchtold5348]

Daniel Sambar so the wii fit trainer?

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

Daniel Sambar you forgot he's suppose to be tall

[@Sparkanp]

There are some weird pictures though that are creepy. Like the ones where he has multiple legs. But other than that it's kinda pathetic lmao

[@yourbrainonegg159]

White people be like

[@Teapot72]

he’s a toll boi

[@fidelcashflo8129]

Whatever happened to collecting notes that were randomly in the forest?

[@theuh5748]

Fidel Cashflo I was waiting for the post they looked at for how to summon Slender Boi to say that!

[@Ather_sys]

Yeah wtf was up with that anyway

[@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld]

BACK IN MY DAY WE ALL WE HAD WERE A FLASH LIGHT THAT DIDNT DO SHIT AND AND WE HAD TO TEAR DOWN SLENDER MANS OBSCURE ART GALLERY IN THE FOREST

[@staticbuzter452]

Did they not put a hint of that in the movie?

[@RubberDucky757]

Who else thinks it would have been a better plot if to get their friends back she had to play IRL Slender being this deadly game to win her friends back

[@colleenbean030]

I live in wisconsin dells so the fact the slender man stabbing was near me messed me up, especially since I had grandparents who had no filter who acted like someone would do that to me. It took a while for me and others to get over it. My parents were very cautious about people hanging out.

[@tyranitar8u]

Imagine having a movie about you and your only in it for 3 minutes

[@Broccolie]

“That’s rough buddy”

[@wonderfulrose477]

Godzilla says hi

[@dr-arm]

You just summed up Micheal bays transformers

[@patrikmiles9342]

Every clover field movie wants to know your location

[@tapatorta]

You're

[@elizaphernelia]

I thought those 22 seconds of awkward silence was an actual scene and I wasn’t surprised.

[@graciethorn1060]

Your profile pic is everything 😂

[@elizaphernelia]

Sophia Loves just wait till i can change my username again, it’ll be even better

[@graciethorn1060]

Hey look ma, I’m dead inside lel

[@怠惰な耳の長いフクロウ]

@@elizaphernelia I can't wait!

[@toxicstarbot6701]

I love your name and your profile picture!

[@Hus0408]

Slenderman loves breaking pottery, he's like, "It's just like in Zelda!"

[@marishort6871]

Maybe there's a rupie or a heart inside

[@justafan9399]

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell are you doing to my yard?!” “I’M LOOKING FOR RUPIES!”

[@samsabugs]

"KYAA"

[@josephcasperson317]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lev10]

he's searching for da purple ruppee

[@snifflysara3065]

I remember watching this in theaters with my friend, and I knew a lot of the movie was dumb because of the computer and thinking back on the actual Slenderman stories that this was a stupid way to try to tell the story of Slenderman. I still ended up being scared during a good portion, even after making fun of the stuff with the teenagers with my friend. I just can't help it, especially in a theater. Sound is my weakness, even covering my ears can't help me from shrinking in on myself. I have to at least compliment them on their use of cicadas, that was really well done. Very creative.

[@peanutbutterpikachu]

I hate when scenes decide to go as dark as possible and then I'm just bored because all I can see is the wall reflecting on the tv screen while the tv might as well be off, or if I'm using my iPad, like right now, the only thing scaring me is my own fly ass.

[@psiodmok]

Mirror 101

[@Nush]

Bro it's when I see my reflection in the screen during loading and buffering that is the biggest jumpscare

[@pugtie4695]

I hate when they deleted one of the girls death scenes and they give us no explanation on what happened to her

[@mimih1549]

SaMEEE

[@Broken0Hearted]

This movie reeks the same energy as your writing an essay in school, know you've made a lot of errors and if you look back at it you'll have to fix the errors so instead of fixing it you just hand it to the teacher.

[@andyplays9493]

I feel like this movie would be a bit better if the mc was like a reporter with a husband whos a police officer and theyre invastigating some missing children beacuse slender man takes children and i really hate the summon slender man part im preety shure slender man just exists he doesnt need to be summoned and also if they gave slender man more fucking screen time he was in the movie for like 3 fucking minutes in total

[@taintedazazel7238]

At least the teacher will give you a C or D grade

[@shiniestaipom123]

The amount of times i did this was too many but i was a child not an adult with someone else's money

[@liljon042]

@@andyplays9493 Not only that, nothing in the movie was found footage. The only thing even close to that is the footage of the one girl about to be attacked, which isn't done well at ALL lol

[@koenigseggdubstep9837]

you know you’ve failed at jump scares when your audience still shits their pants at FNAF jump scares but slowly blinks at yours.

[@randallthescandall7029]

Koenigsegg Dubstep i was able to easily time when most of the jump scares were going to happen which is sad

[@mimigud187]

@Sans Fnaf Help wanted is very scary.

[@Jaspier57]

Sans exactly

[@mihaifazacas7133]

@Sans I honestly think Fnaf is one of the scariest games. And I can say I'm not that afraid of playing games like Resident evil or Outlast. Honestly jumpscares are my sensitive spot because they are so unexpected.

[@bhall7785]

Sans damn nigga we got a badass over here

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

The part with the girl's BF "tweaking out" was genuinely hilarious though. I was out of breath with laughter for the whole thing, and I like to imagine Slenderman was too

[@heyitsashtonhere80085]

The KZbin video: **Making fun of the Slenderman Movie** KZbin: Now buy it

[@snookistuff]

That happened to me

[@avadelacerda534]

OH KY FUCKINH GOD YES WKSKKF

[@Slenderslayer351]

@Adrian Reyes Pity Marble Hornets weren't involved with this movie

[@billydoss6014]

It also happened to me as well

[@prileonpingslingle6162]

Effective

[@gnbman]

Every Slenderman movie should just be titled "Slenderman: Watch Marble Hornets Instead."

[@animal1439]

I still think that the first season of marble hornets is one of the creepiest and scariest things I've ever watched. Just something about the DIY asthetic lends a sense of authenticity to it all and it's just incredibly unnerving. I never watched the other seasons since I heard they kinda declined in quality. But yeah, marble hornets is still iconic

[@GynjuTheBlade]

@@animal1439 They did get worse, but are still quite nice to watch. Thing with first season is that it was based on mystery and unknown, when the story is getting explained more it kinda loses its charm.

[@spacekitty6568]

It really makes you wonder why the movie makers didn't follow their example

[@roytheredpanda1592]

"Slenderman likes the trees." What if Slenderman donated to Team Trees?

[@fistofkhonshu42]

What if slenderman is actually a tree trying to keep the forest from getting chopped down. That would get the environmentalism quota filled. He would totally donate to team trees

[@davidschneider9145]

@Metroidia What if the Lorax hadn’t been written by Dr. Zeiss but by Stephen King

[@prileonpingslingle6162]

He planted him self

[@fidoandthecakes4468]

@@davidschneider9145 "I am the slenderman, I speak for the trees."

[@marzzarella2770]

@@davidschneider9145 Plot twist, Slenderman IS the Lorax

[@Kameab1213]

I hope this movie didn't kill slender Man because he's such a good concept that one day we might actually get someone who makes a movie about him that's actually good.

[@Orangesodawk]

WHY can’t they say: “I could tell you, but then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore”

[@radiantinnbroadcasting509]

because its not as much of a cliché. can't write scripts with effort, costs too much budget.

[@a-noobis1689]

@@radiantinnbroadcasting509 ouch

[@HopePapernacky]

Or “I could tell you, but you’d have to kill me”

[@sirlambchops.]

Slender Man wears a suit and tie because PROFESSIONALS have STANDARDS.

[@kingbidoof7619]

You gotta look nice when you're killing people

[@PizzaInSpace]

@@kingbidoof7619 lmao.

[@mr.bluesky3298]

kidnapping idiots is a good job mate. challenging work. out of doors. guarantee you won't go angry.

[@TheDJBrojo]

@@mr.bluesky3298 because at the end of the day, as long as there is 2 people left of the planet

[@duckingtonreads5156]

@@TheDJBrojo Someone is gonna want someone dead.

[@izzytastics]

“He preys upon innocent youth.” “HI IM JARED THE SUBWAY GUY”

[@flashcoco6032]

I was dead

[@salt8044]

*He's still lookin good. Eatin subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he's still lookin good.* Yes, I made a South Park reference.

[@sharl_leg]

@@salt8044 but he looks good because of his aides

[@jacksonmccray723]

I lost it, like I had to pause because I was laughing too hard to pay attention

[@sabbysonic2537]

I sprayed water out my nose

[@tonybippitykaye]

Honestly, Slenderman in idea is a terrifying idea. It’s a shame the closest we can get to legit terror with it is the games (specifically the original and The Arrival)

[@cartersmith8904]

I know this comment is 3 years old… but I just came to say that SOMEONE clearly hasn’t seen Marble Hornets

[@AlexPBenton]

They actually trusted the random person online who told them to go into the woods and bring valuable items and then wait there blindfolded?

[@teddylancer2069]

And all of a sudden, that random person is in the woods and headshot these idiot teenagers for still believing this Slenderman shit when it died back in.... I forgot how many years was it when it died out. :/

[@rizaldy2594]

This sounds like a plan to steal valuables from stupid rich teenagers

[@dr.bright6272]

Their getting mugged and raped

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

To be fair, it was their first time on the Internet.

[@Caracatungas]

Minecraft cave sounds scarier than this

[@idontknow533]

They do be scary doe😳

[@The_Prizessin_der_Verurteilung]

I always leave the cave when I hear them... That's some scary sh¡t

[@carolearnado]

Shadow ikr

[@Lomus23]

NOTHING is scarier than minecraft cave sounds

[@Caracatungas]

Scenario: You are in a Minecraft cave, you finally spot diamonds after 2 hours of just walking around. You run fast torwards the diamonds, suddenly you hear "Cave17.ogg" and a Skeleton pops out. What do you do?

[@jordesuvi]

I think Slender Man would have suited a similar story to Bird Box. Anyone who looks at the Slender Man dies (or kill themselves) and the ones that don't are possessed and try to manipulate others into going into the woods to see him. They find a book or whatever where they discover they have to pick up the sheets of paper nailed to trees that only appear at night and with each paper they find (this takes several evenings) the Slender Man grows stronger and is able to stand outside peoples homes as opposed to being confined to the woods. As they search for the last sheet the Slender Man can come into the homes of the protagonists and ultimately some of them die but as the last sheet of paper is found she reads whatever's on them and Slendy boi vanishes or something... whatever... idk. Also the backstory of Slender Man could have been he was like a 1920's evil business man that was punished by some demon by having all his limbs stretched painfully and his face removed.

[@marypalmer00]

actually is a legit great story. oh well. 10 million bucks down the drain, hurray

[@sylvestixs]

You're onto something. I'd have enjoyed that honestly.

[@staticbuzter452]

That sounds like how the movie seemed to be when it was first announced but so far it sounds like it didn't use the "Lore", havnt seen the movie

[@chewthepillow4479]

straight facts from the rave queen

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i quite like that backstory

[@mr.beamss9106]

the sound effects of her boyfriend screaming that you added were actually better

[@sbeve1051]

Everybody gangsta till slender man starts FaceTiming you

[@about75feet7]

Box Productions at 3 A.M.

[@martalover17]

@@about75feet7 (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED)

[@The_ExoHunter]

theres a fly on u bro let me try swat it

[@The_ExoHunter]

👋👋

[@BenDunx]

"hey babe what's up I see you left me on read"

[@ShaddySoldier]

Nothing more terrifying then a well dressed white man

[@gamebird9354]

I can't tell if this is serious or not and the fact that I'm not surprised worries me.

[@ragnar3203]

No a man dressed in a hoodie and denim jeans in the middle of a Bronx getto is terrifying

[@darrelsam419]

I mean, if I saw a well dressed guy in the middle of the woods with no dirt or crumples in his tux, I'll be scared or at least suspicious, white or otherwise.

[@ragnar3203]

Batter Sempai ya suspicious but not scared

[@theamazingphanisnotonfire4036]

i dont know if this is ironic or not

[@meloette9896]

A child could think of a better storyline. I imagine they'd come up with something like this: "Slendyman is a scary monster with no face because someone ate it, so now he's mad. He chases little kids down because they keep making fun of him on the Internet. Then he teleports them to the woods because he lives there and he's too lazy to get up and walk and I think it's because it's kinda hard since he's so tall and probably keeps tripping on the black things on his back. Then the parents come into their room and it was just a bad dream. But Slendyman is really under their bed and drags them all under it. They die and the end."

[@crowdemon_archives]

that's a better story than the actual movie lmfao

[@Nocturnalzyx]

kids are pretty creepy

[@hanna-si9jn]

@@Nocturnalzyx yea they are ;-;

[@nutbuster3862]

Meloette i will try to get 34 milion dollars and i will inform you when i get them so then we can make the movie

[@pinketernal6531]

@@hanna-si9jn kids are terrifying

[@Villakeen]

i love that you included clips of basically anytime somebody has said that cheesy overused movie dad joke...."i'd tell but I'd have to kill ya" harharhahrhar

[@moesalamander7012]

How to make modern horror movie: Jump scare NO LIGHT Moar jumpscares BS plot devices Every single element needs a movie or five MORE JUMPSCARES ...did I mention jumpscares?

[@starwarsftw5018]

Moe Salamander And also jumpscares, you almost forgot... Oh and my friend literally just jumped 1 meter across the bed and bumped his head against the wall when we watched Labyrinth 2 and he saw the infected zombie like humans. This would totally kill him I'm sure

[@calliecorn]

I think you forgot "Jumpscares". Oh, and Stock Stinger Sound FX / Loud Noises.

[@plskillme9475]

You forgot that they have to make the characters the dumbest people in the multiverse

[@brandonfoley7519]

Don't forget to add jumoscares

[@thepossessor]

Yeah it's pathetic, not to mention the horror movies these days aren't even scary, they don't know how to make scary movies anymore

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

Girl friends in movies: "I'd be 30... it's the height of sophistication." Girl friends in real life: "You know who's sexy? Waluigi." "Haha yes"

[@TheDJBrojo]

I am not a girl, but can confirm

[@rockhistoria2537]

Hi again

[@eggegg2873]

WAH

[@kefkaconnoisseur]

He really is tho

[@kingfordvr5863]

I’ve been seeing you in half the videos I watch

[@Sod1ePop]

haley: **looks one way** haley: **looks another way** haley: **looks back** **HI BILLY MAYS HERE-**

[@eli8637]

WITH A SPECIAL TV OFFER

[@muaythaiisfun4404]

I miss Billy Mays, poor dude

[@navivan768]

Look to the left, look back to me, now left, now, look back to me. I’m on a horse

[@sakam0t071]

Hey vsauce Michael here

[@ajflink]

I think this movie really suffered having those very dark scenes in the movie cut. I remember one where a teacher in a zombie start slits his own throat and blood sprays, yet the students act like nothing is wrong. That is horrifying and perfectly encapsulates what eldritch horror should be. I eager to see the movie only deciding not to when finding out none of the horrifying and graphic scenes were in the movie.

[@flagger0573]

0:11 well that's *Gru Some* Sorry I couldn't resist

[@certified_snowroach8482]

Get out

[@acidicdoge6865]

*clicks tongue* Noice

[@yogsssss]

Gtfo man

[@Zomb1eBoyfr1end]

Fuck yeah nice

[@samiekatt]

Alpha Alex Lmfaoooo 😂😂

[@theodore7986]

If it's too dark you can't see how much it sucks

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

They were probably trying to hide how bad the cgi looked.

[@CorporalTailsDude]

@@lunaangeleclipse9745 i think slender man himself was hiding the light so no one could see how ugly they made him

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

@@CorporalTailsDude It was so extra as well. They could have just kept the simple 'slender and faceless' concept but no.

[@soupierwaif6435]

Bit racist but ok

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

@@soupierwaif6435 ???

[@bigmanroadman3910]

Slender man is just waluigi in sicko mode.

[@canis3432]

bigman roadman this is an underrated comment

[@Sutareta]

I'm not blaming him though, he still isn't in Smash

[@adriannaoosahwe5553]

I can't take you seriously with that profile pic 😂

[@p.n.k.-rokuza400]

waluigi can beat slenderman in a fight

[@sparkz6349]

Slender man is just one of those 2014 OP edgy stick figures made by fnaf addicts

[@chrisgoris3794]

I love how as he's criticizing the movie he just has the get in that little bit of humor 😂 love this guy.

[@kyleb5392]

*imagine being scared your whole life of slender Man but then this comes out*

[@israelramirez6041]

I swear to god I was but than alot of stuff made him so unscary!(and of course maturity)

[@athena5172]

Can't wait to see Slenderman II, In which we get to see Slendermans backstory in which he worked an office job. But one day he caught his wife cheating which resulted in divorce quickly after. Slenderman quickly feel into a deep state of depression after his wife, gained full custody of the kids and took them along with along with his cars and house. The depression caused Slenderman not to only lose his family, cars, and house, but this job as well. He became poor and began gambling every cent he had left until his pockets were completely empty. With no money or place to stay he became homeless. He resorted to digging through garbage cans behind restaurants for any scrap of food he could find. His depression finally got the best of him and he decided there was only one way out. He made a makeshift noose out of rope he found discarded in one of the bins and made his way off to a secluded area of the forest. He rapped the make shift noose around the highest tree branch he could reach and built up the courage to finally end it all. Once he let go he was filled with a mixture of saddnes, regret, and relief. Suddenly the tree branch snapped and fell along with him. Once he hit the ground the branch fell ontop of him causing him to become unconscious. He awoke to the sound of vultures nipping at his seemingly dead body. He tried to move but the branch had landed in such a way that it was impossible to do so. He struggled for what seemed like hours until he finally gave up. Then the worst. His struggles alerted a nearby bear and her cub. He quickly panicked and began to struggle more which alerted the bear even more. The bear attacked Slenderman his screams, down out by the bear repeatly clawing at his face. After the ordeal the bear had drug him a few meters away from where the branch had initially fell, freeing him. The bear had fled and was nowhere in sight. There was no remaining part of slendermans face and he lied on the cold forest floor and suffered until eventually dying from his injuries. His body left to decay for many years and decades until two female hikers discovered parts of his remains in the forest. Tampering with the remains marked the begging of what was now Slenderman. Given his previous circumstances, Slenderman grew a bond toward children since his own where taken from him. As revenge for his suffering he killed the hikers and many others who dare come across the forest.

[@DraculauraVamp123]

Dang, you should write for Sony. You're better than the ones they have now lol

[@Officiall_Bean]

Noice

[@icantdecidemyusername2769]

Was the wife's name Karen? I'll just leave, it's also the middle of the night. I should learn to not comment when I'm slightly tired.

[@jovee6339]

Pastel Phobias thx man

[@kerry9451]

Haha excellent! Better than the real film. If the bears each took one end of the man and stretched him (so, slender man lol), and his body decayed with the earth and tree branches/roots sort of fused into him... idk I think you have a movie haha. If they bought the 1st movie, yours sounds better - "Slenderman Origins"! Sell it haha

[@NewbyTon]

Now we want a Minecraft version of this movie titled Enderman.

[@oliverbk695]

Who’s “we”?

[@russianname2986]

Von Mackensen History us

[@unlawfulspinach5435]

Swear to God you communists

[@Kenpachiua]

True.

[@RealFabbrik]

one spicy boye what exactly is wrong with communism you capitalist swine

[@sombernights]

1:02 scared me the most because I'm watching my phone in the dark. I thought I was about to be brutally blinded by the light...

[@Parrot5884]

I knew that "If I told you, I'd have to kill you" was a cliche, BUT HOLY FUCK I HAD NO IDEA HOW BADLY IT WAS OVERUSED

[@Happy-uc8ge]

Elvis: “ And then boom you summoned a Slenderman. “ captions: “ And then boom you summoned a Thunderman. “

[@rockhistoria2537]

I would like to see an thunderman

[@foiledagain1914]

Uhhh real life Thunderman here can y'all like not try to summon me from the *t h u n d e r* it's cool up there, I really don't wanna be summoned elsewhere, its annoying to get back

[@andyplays9493]

I feel like this movie would be a bit better if the mc was like a reporter with a husband whos a police officer and theyre invastigating some missing children beacuse slender man takes children and i really hate the summon slender man part im preety shure slender man just exists he doesnt need to be summoned and also if they gave slender man more fucking screen time he was in the movie for like 3 fucking minutes in total

[@rockhistoria2537]

@@foiledagain1914 oh what an coincidence, it's raining here right now, would you mind if I just-

[@foiledagain1914]

Aight fine

[@slurpydurp7242]

Just call him “daddy” and he will flee into the woods and will never be seen again

[@luvcassie]

Slurpy Durp LMAO

[@zachjackson8260]

Works for everything

[@catgamer9064]

Butt then offender comes in

[@catgamer9064]

Then your scurd

[@goose1135]

If u moan then he will murder himself and +cgi if ur a boy

[@tokito4319]

In the library scene she’s looking at his face. Because ah yes, even though he kills you mainly by you looking at him I’m going to have a staring contest with him.

[@AClockworkCitrus]

Am I literally blind? Because I still can't see some scenes even if the brightness is cranked all the way up.

[@aname1857]

e d e n how are you gonna be SPOOKED if you can actually see what’s happening in the movie s m h

[@bendavis6457]

Nope, this movie is darker than Dark Souls.

[@atomsmasher703]

Well, I can so I guess so.

[@emcollier]

The nun was that way

[@kyanicprince]

it's something we call poor directing.

[@zeporion6091]

Alright so I want to address something Elvis didn't in the video: the person who played Slender. One of the reasons the games are so effective is because you never see him move, or at least very little. It helps remove him from humanity, as well as blend into the background (much like Michael Myers does.) In fact, the two prey on the same psychological fears and are very similar. However, the director of Halloween told Myer's actor to emote as little as possible and give him the simplest instructions to help remove any sense of emotion. Slender Man in this movie is very emotive, because the person playing him is very experienced at making monsters emote. So part of your fear is removed when you see him walk like a diva or move his arms to choke someone. You know, the reason he has tentacles is so he doesn't move his arms, so that he stays still, again keeping his inhumanity in tact. The actor gives too much personality to his role and it takes away from his presence.

[@YoungBlaze]

Blah blah

[@YoungBlaze]

@Rylan H. Mangum hell yeah, gimme some of that blah blah juice

[@FranciumBoron]

You're right, it made Slendy look like a doofus.

[@jarrettwhitlow8700]

It's a shame Doug's talent worked against him here

[@dudeondope9458]

Depressed Teenager exactly! That's what I thought! Slenderman isn't supposed to rampwalk across the forest

[@superskills1017]

Someone needs to edit the entire Slenderman film but have Slenderman as Gru...

[@GutsMfNuts]

Like having cat in the hat as it

[@sisyphus6055]

Gru can defeat slender man using only 0.0001% of his power

[@HighGuy69]

And instead of getting killed you become a minion Pls end my suffering

[@sisyphus6055]

ivstr666 no way gru has better looks and physique and could easily demolish shaggy from him nutting to hard to his glorious nose of his

[@jaxonfletcher7424]

Fun fact about the stabbing, they had this movie play in theaters in every state, except for Wisconsin. They knew something bad happened in that state because of Slenderman, and the only thing they said was, "eh, just leave the Wisconsin theaters out of this."