Diamonds are not forever

[@zirconis5411]

NileRed’s “bought online a few years ago” collection scares me. The true ark of the covenant.

[@eier5472]

Wait until he gets to his uranium compounds

[@sbilldmilk]

"I bought the President's secret book online a few years ago..."

[@MClara-ep4sf]

I think this is an old clip from the diamond gas water video

[@raulw858]

He’s got a half assembled nuke in his basement, forgotten and collecting dust. I bet it’s sitting next to the 16 microwave power supplies hooked together, and across from the table of beakers of unmarked liquids

[@bayabooz4855]

@@eier5472 he probably already has some, he just wants to wait a few years to tell us he bought them a few years ago.

[@PolarityRust]

This ladies and gentlemen is called a “business expense”

[@riskyaura9406]

This ladies and gents is called a “tax write off”

[@ajwoopie]

@@riskyaura9406 this gals and pals is call monie gains

[@duderobi]

oh yes for a bottle of sodawater.

[@feelinghealingfrequences7179]

for the next trick ladies and gentlemen may i present diamond carbonated grape soda

[@spikespiegel6587]

Cringe

[@Krypto137]

"Now I will proceed to turn this carbon dioxide gas back into diamonds."

[@peppermeat8059]

imagine u could turn ur breathed air into diamonds its not possible tho

[@PandaFoxArtist]

One way to help get rid of air pollution

[@extra_ram_noodles]

Just a little peanut butter, An amount of pressure not even NASA can reproduce, And boom, I rematerialised the diamonds i vaporised.

[@inf11]

@@peppermeat8059 possible but you need right conditions

[@RadiergummiXD]

@@peppermeat8059 you need to consider that they were pretty worthless then because they wouldn't be rare anymore. Just a pretty stone

[@Schmeebusz]

"Diamonds are one of the many many strong materials out there." *proceeds to vaporize them using a blowtorch, pure oyxgen and a quartz tube*

[@VladP26]

Dureza é diferente de tenacidade

[@Godtrulylovesyouall]

Jesus Christ loves us all and always will, but if we choose to deny Him, He will deny us

[@garethjones6342]

diamonds arent "strong", they are hard. you can smash one with a hammer very easily, they are quite brittle, but you cant scratch one with anything softer.

[@StonedtotheBones13]

Right? I'm like "a blowtorch??" Ok upon watching the vid, they're like as small as sand

[@fantibanti807]

​@@GodtrulylovesyouallAmen. Stay strong.

[@edgewatersbestguitarist1524]

I see a guy behind the gas station doing this all the time

[@LT-kt4jo]

Most underrated comment on this thread 🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

[@allencarey7336]

23 people GOT this joke

[@gauravhansda8342]

😂😂

[@randallcunningham4175]

😂

[@zaheer1787]

That sure is diamond air 😂

[@pghurd3340]

"Where are the diamonds?" "I smoked them."

[@Drekromancer]

This comment's power level is off the charts.

[@ryanjunor6589]

Gone... Reduced to atoms.

[@gianmarcobruse8319]

"YOU WHAT?!"

[@brib4911]

@@Drekromancer IT'S OVER 9!!!

[@insectinvasion4201]

Lmao

[@danminaa9259]

Alternative title: *"Premium Carbon Dioxide for my plants"*

[@pavanpratapsinghchauhan6804]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@remcoleusink986]

Diamond kush 🤣

[@peachyemi870]

Underrated comment fr

[@vaishnavipokkula7147]

Noicee XD

[@ThatOneGuy12332]

Uncut carbon dioxide

[@WarMonger-sf8hd]

Bro casually vaporizes 30-40k dollars in fresh uncut diamonds

[@givepassword]

Raw, uncut diamonds are actually pretty worthless. The value of diamonds are artificial.

[@garethjones6342]

these are 100% synthetic and not worth anything close to that

[@WarMonger-sf8hd]

@@garethjones6342 oh ok

[@jpaine619]

Uh.. no... Maybe a couple hundred bucks.. Those are industrial diamonds..

[@Backburner846]

"Ah, breathe it in. That's the smell of diamonds, honey." "Where's our wedding ring, Ron?!"

[@nickromo8195]

I don't think guys usually have diamonds on their wedding rings

[@Umar-hh2nh]

“Bloody hell Hermione. Mental, this one”

[@khadijakhadija6382]

Gave me caustic flash backs

[@Miraclepainting123]

@@nickromo8195 you didn’t read it right they meant that that’s Ron’s wedding ring that he’s giving to her it’s not for him i

[@masterskywalker8877]

@@Miraclepainting123 Bro I think you’re confused

[@thecheeze9001]

Ah, "the most expensive carbonated water". That sure does bring old memories

[@divinize7166]

ever tried dehydrated water? just add water for a refreshing drink!

[@sueyenlawrence968]

I was thinking about the same thing lol

[@Bluebird_Bum]

That sure as shit didn't age well lol

[@rokuthedog]

@nisya uh poo in loo

[@nikniko4443]

Yee

[@kopus7565]

"The most expensive air that you cannot breathe"

[@thegermanguy4467]

yes you can breathe it

[@ohnenamen5911]

@@thegermanguy4467 sprich deutsch du Hussarones

[@shadowkillz9606]

@@thegermanguy4467 No you can't. You can inhale it, but you cannot breath it.

[@markus19999]

🤔

[@dusty_curtains]

🤔

[@jagritiprasad4358]

bro is mr.beast of science and physics💀💵💸

[@gr3g_1218]

"And after about 40 minutes, all my diamonds had disappeared." Literally every minecraft world

[@patnos498]

True lol

[@dalghaklown4695]

💀

[@amanesmoonrock]

LMAO

[@chichianimatez1790]

PFFFT 💀

[@HenryEAvery]

U think he care he make 10x with this video

[@CRYSTAL9.11]

"Ok its done" "Now what" "Ill turn back carbon dioxide to diamond" "Shit it wont turn back"

[@antonyjr.devlogs5957]

Actually you can, Aether diamonds.

[@mugbeans3966]

Lol

[@zgamery8972]

Go back i want to be monkey!

[@aldouz_6996]

Put carbon dioxide on fridge

[@comicreader9576]

@@aldouz_6996 big brain moment

[@Polandwave]

my little brother in Minecraft explaining why my chest is empty:

[@toyuki6367]

Naw this comment is so underrated 💀💀

[@scoutq1]

Fr

[@Shrimzys_Buttplug]

wth, my lil bro teaches me Minecraft tricks too

[@scoutq1]

@Mega Blastoise Ex HE'S NOT WRONG THOUGH

[@Nexodire]

​@Mega Blastoise Ex shut up pokemon kid

[@BuildingblocksC]

Thank you Nile red for spending lots of money on lots of stuff that keeps us entertained.

[@cee_yarr]

"Nigel, where are the diamonds?" "Gone. Reduced to ato- uh, molecules."

[@Jaechhetai]

🤣🤣

[@adiamondsword8392]

LOL

[@MegaGandalf12]

I understood that reference!

[@whichline8408]

redu-.. err oxidised

[@eternalunion7025]

@@whichline8408 redox’ided

[@Tonnytwinkles216]

"Look at my diamond" NileRed: "Lemme smoke 'em"

[@Johannesburgus]

I only now realized how much NileRed looks like NieR

[@ilovewingstopandcanes]

almost 2k likes yet 2 comments

[@cyrilb7608]

@@ilovewingstopandcanes we're the blessed ones

[@F4T4L3RR0R]

​@@Johannesburgus fr

[@yamonte]

5 likes one comment​@@ilovewingstopandcanes

[@landline690]

bro you’re videos are so cool i love them

[@sah7920]

The only calmest way I have heard of "And all of my diamonds have disappeared"

[@Lagging2Victory]

1k likes and no comment? Lemme fix that

[@sah7920]

@@Lagging2VictoryTotally saved my honor there bud 🙌

[@ochanchin9995]

@@sah7920 lol

[@muyfjbvgbvhbvunc8720]

​@@sah7920 1.9k likes and only 3 replies Lemme fix it

[@sunshinegirl20064]

Because in chemists eyes, diamonds are just a huge bulk of carbon which is useless except for mirror cutting, drilling and jewelery. They are not that useful for chemical means. In fact they are not rare and can even be made from the ashes. They make it seems like diamonds are rare, to keep the price high.

[@agenericrobloxchannel8187]

"So what did you do today?" "Nothing much, just vaporized diamonds for 40 minutes with a blowtorch" "What"

[@espernova228]

"Why!?"

[@xldnugget2213]

@@espernova228 why not

[@diocareca5458]

@@xldnugget2213 well, why not burn millions of dollars that you could use in drugs huh

[@dog3274]

@@espernova228 science.

[@smgjeda0530]

so

[@WoodenYup]

"I would like to sell my jar of diamonds" "It's empty" "It's diamond air" "Ahhh"

[@Merennulli]

The diamond water he made somehow managed to be a better investment.

[@Area-eu4kg]

People have literally bought jars of farts I’m sure there’s someone out there that would actually pay good money for “Diamond air”

[@Willio20000]

I read that "Ahhh" as "AAUUUUGHH" help

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Too smart for the comment section. Move along clever person lol…

[@Dxmindreader]

@@Merennulli he matter make that diamond water

[@theweekndxoforever]

No way bro sublimated those diamonds, pure dedicated chemistry experimenter

[@jima4595]

Plants: Now that's an expensive meal.

[@stfunowlamebtch]

Underrated. Super super underrated. Hope this comment will blow up soon lol.

[@madelynhatter1304]

Wat-

[@tammykookie7636]

Well yeah not all plants get that expensive meal

[@cassia728]

I just read this while drinking my juice and just spat it all over the screen

[@lunarias.e]

lmao

[@alynnyachoo6935]

“Honey, what is that smell??” “Oh it’s the maniac next door vaporising diamonds”

[@johnlabu1154]

lol thanks for this..i'm lmao hard

[@alynnyachoo6935]

@@johnlabu1154 lol 😂

[@TheCorship]

But co2 doesn't smell

[@gintaraskundrotas6452]

😂😂😂

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

"Again? God damnit why?" "KZbin shorts"

[@magneat]

I definitely won’t leave my diamonds with this gentleman for safekeeping

[@ConstantChaos1]

Oh come now that's a perfectly reasonable method for making carbonated water

[@Jsuarez6]

@@ConstantChaos1 The diamonds, detective? They are in your hands. Why you've been drinking them all this time while interrogating me. Mua-haha-haha

[@goldchromee335]

“They’re all uncut and quite small” Jewish People:

[@_ukraniana_ANIMALISTA]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@irenetorres3344]

Párese sal

[@GUEST_M4]

"YO LOOK IM A MILLIONARE" *He said with joy, then he blast his diamonds until they dissapeared*

[@cirano4353]

"Honey, have you seen our wedding rings?" Nigel: Look, I can explain

[@Cool_Boygamr]

😂💀

[@teeanahera8949]

Who’s Nigel, is that his name?

[@FabiSahne]

@@teeanahera8949 yep

[@dishitagupta782]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@_filaret_2925]

Nigel: Honey, you're literally inhaling our wedding rings.

[@redlance9010]

"Honey, where is my diamond necklace?" Nile: "Well, in the air"

[@3K2-k3m]

“around your neck” you just can’t see it 🌚

[@BenTheSkeleton]

@@3K2-k3m technically true

[@BigMumaa]

@@3K2-k3m sheeeesh

[@tellg0t090]

Decided to upgrade to Bluetooth

[@ohno8589]

“You’re breathing it”

[@74KU]

This is what happens when your friend "visits" your base in Minecraft.

[@MsBluebot]

My goodness you couldn’t be more right. That’s why I have fire spreads off and trust players off especially on my pixel art world

[@chrishamilton8134]

Yep

[@EHASZz]

This comment is gold

[@lindahuo2548]

“Friend”

[@pancakes46]

"bros wheres my house? and my farm?" "sorry my cat ran over my keyboard"

[@Noah-gc4vc]

The fact this man just has the money to be like "yeah I have a pile of diamonds and I burned them- what of it?"

[@phalanxbrrt8747]

*Has many small diamonds* Nile: “So any way I started blasting”

[@skinnyarms5026]

Shut up

[@gio9942]

Funny part is he actually said “so i started blasting them with a torch”

[@noahokayama3825]

Just took millions of years to form nbd

[@ihatchinagenius1166]

Blue Nile

[@pamelaibarra790]

Where's Danny DeVito when you need him?

[@1TieDye1]

"No honey, I don't know where our wedding rings are"

[@kpsayyed84]

No comments? lemme fix that 1)

[@kpsayyed84]

Honey what do you mean they are up in the air 2)

[@faheem1348]

@@kpsayyed84 love is in the air, duh

[@Deathsam8]

Ffs 😂😂

[@blueStarKitt7924]

😂😂😂

[@aubz3614]

Rich person: Sir what candles do you use ? It smells RICH Him: diamonds

[@loriemaramara9118]

You, I like your comment the most.

[@eliacristy5259]

Four candles.😋

[@EternalBlackFlame]

This comment is fucking Gold

[@jaykay030]

@@EternalBlackFlame more like diamond.

[@JunisaurousRex]

They’re actually pretty cheap since they’re low quality and uncut. 100 bucks or so.

[@light_yagami133]

"So thats how rich people smoke" Would be wild 😭☠️💀💸

[@sugerkat7976]

“Honey? My diamonds are gone!” “And that’s all for todays video of Turning diamonds into gas.”

[@blueStarKitt7924]

😂😂😂

[@bhargavjitbhuyan9394]

Then 🌶🌶🌶 and 👟👟👟🏏🏏🏏

[@juneknapp8774]

😆🥵

[@Grecks75]

Some sacrifices have to be made... 😂

[@angelicaterry3367]

that is not funny considering what she had to do to EARN those diamonds!

[@tjalarun]

Evaporates diamonds, doesn't elaborate, leaves.

[@automatedluxuryposadism6971]

sigma move

[@mihailmilev9909]

​@@automatedluxuryposadism6971 reminds me of the dark night scene

[@dinonuggies0072]

Well technically he does elaborate

[@shawnsacks4123]

Diamonds are pure carbon add oxygen and high temperature abs the carbon combines with the oxygen making CO2

[@lunaponta594]

I WILL EVAPORATE ALL YOUR DIAMONDS

[@CommitmentNA]

"hey bro, what's in that test tube?" "diamond vapour." "...what?"

[@CynicalChicken661]

Underrated comment

[@chaidarawaludin4419]

Yup

[@bennyboiart7781]

“Diamond vapour” sounds like a boujee health tonic that would be marketed by celebrities as the true key to their success and beauty.

[@zafkiel.5697]

Deserves my like

[@Skoden_Kota]

Just add nicotine

[@NickAndriadze]

The way he so calmly says "All of my diamonds have disappeared is hilarious to me, now imagine if this was in a crime movie.

[@bobbytoodle8912]

“After about 40 minutes, all of my diamonds disappeared” when you go to eat but leave the minecraft server running for your friends

[@amitsraier852]

Lmao true

[@fallendown8828]

And it is like more than a stack he got there

[@ancient_technique]

nun of them say anything too 😂

[@seanspindleshanks2529]

*40 seconds

[@Uchiha...Itachi]

Facts

[@solesoul3848]

"Now all my diamonds are gone" i never expected anyone to say that in that tone of voice. Edit: for people commenting about misquatation my whole point was tone of his voice not the syndery of his vocabulary.

[@jordanc9282]

Who's to say it wasn't just some crystal meth 😂. Now all my drugs are gone.

[@Steven-T]

Yup, had to check and make sure this wasn't a Nile Green deep fake 😂

[@pissclub]

minecraf

[@RealNitetales]

I bet some Minecraft sweat might say it like that. They know they can get another stack in an hour.

[@K-Anator]

@@RealNitetales An hour? What is this, noobs anonymous? Edit: Actually now that I think about it, 1.18 did make it a bit more rough. I'll allow an hour.

[@princemod]

"So how rich are you?" "So rich that I vaporize my diamonds for fun"

[@PixelWelding]

They are not market value only for industry

[@cheaterman49]

While I was thinking exactly this, I can't help but think this is far, FAR from a cheap video to make

[@Dexter_Morgan.]

@@cheaterman49 the full video was actually probably one of his cheapest videos to make and this clip by itself probably only cost $150-200 which isn't a lot of money but it's still more than I'd be willing to throw away

[@cheaterman49]

@@Dexter_Morgan. One of his cheapest shorts? Doubt! $150-200 is more than we would put into a 30 secs piece of footage? 200% agreed and that's in fact my point :-) it's not like it's thousands, just it doesn't seem like it's going to be profitable (I doubt Shorts bring in that much advertisement $$$) ; and again, not saying it's a bad thing, in fact it shows Nigel's dedication to making us have a good giggle :-)

[@Dexter_Morgan.]

@@cheaterman49 what I ment is that this clip is taken out of a longer video and that longer video is probably one of his cheapest

[@LaLunaLuxe]

“they’re all uncut and quite small… but i still think they’re pretty nice”

[@Dragonaiis]

“Honey, where is my diamond ring?” “I suppose the answer is up in the air”

[@incognito1783]

Lol

[@downburst3236]

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

[@generic8618]

more like it is the air

[@jpkl4766]

🤣

[@Riscool309]

Are you my dad?

[@jcbflamez]

Soulja Boi: “i’m so rich i eat money” This guy: *burns diamonds casually*

[@rodrigoferreiramaciel4815]

he breathe diamonds

[@oppionatedindividual8256]

Likely lab produced, not the commodity controlled by a cartel to keep the price far too high.

[@reecewatkins9174]

Diamonds are actually really cheap they over inflate the market with rings and what not but uncut diamonds themselves are really cheap

[@jacediamond3324]

Those diamonds were probably not that expensive considering how small they are

[@nullody3192]

@@jacediamond3324 they are also uncut and are probably impure idk

[@vlouds.on.clouds]

“Honey, where is my ring?” “Sorry hun, the dude on youtube took it”

[@daphnemartin6447]

No

[@ArtisChronicles]

@@daphnemartin6447 yes

[@Rigoberto365-]

Well you can’t fit these in a ring.....atleast a decent one

[@deadhorizon7461]

😂

[@aro988]

And made water to drink

[@fruit_waman7579]

“They’re all uncut, and quite small” not the first time hearing that

[@on8god215]

“bro i thought you had those diamonds where are they?” sorry bro i vaporised them

[@shaksike5133]

Honeyyyy where are my pannnnnts wife: Sorry honey I vaporized them :)

[@c.mb_87]

He turned the vapor into water and drank diamond water 💀💀

[@ChefReubon]

Elon Musk: Okay, u got the rocket fuel to save the world from covid? Random employee: *Sorry, I vaporized it...* Elon: :| .... >:[

[@ironbatman9689]

Classic mad scientist

[@HenryEAvery]

U think he care he make 10x with this video

[@kurookami2762]

"Honey, we need to sell those diamonds. Where are they?" "Gone, reduced to carbon dioxide"

[@alextoppo3958]

Bro in chemical terms it should have been oxidised to carbon dioxide 😂😂😂

[@hecker6522]

@@ardaffarandra8260 dude the joke is the freaking thanos thing how did u think... whatever

[@ScuffedFGO]

“You used them two days ago!”

[@dooy5368]

''Oniiii chan''

[@kurookami2762]

@@dooy5368 by the way, there are too many I's in onii-chan. Also, I don't see how that's connected to anything

[@Zedia949]

"and all of my diamonds disappeared" jewelry shop face palming.

[@HenryEAvery]

U think he care he make 10x with this video

[@Zedia949]

@@HenryEAvery looks likes someone has no humor 😂

[@Aboverage]

The people who gave him the diamonds saw it as a huge mistake once they turned red

[@JFBean]

“What I have here is a bunch of diamonds I bought online a few years ago” *proceeds to stir around my life savings*

[@anindonesiandude1614]

"And at this point, all of my diamonds has dissapeared." Me: *Minecraft flashbacks intensifies

[@hefneyy]

had*

[@humanrights1315]

Hi polish dude

[@BigMumaa]

LOL

[@ShimyytrovGaming]

ohno

[@anindonesiandude1614]

@@humanrights1315 for the last time, im Indonesia

[@flyingpotato4140]

“I got diamonds” “Oooh so you’ll be rich-“ “I torched them!”

[@jkacvbhijfn]

"Oooh so you're already rich"

[@baoduytran8486]

Billionaires in real life be like:

[@certified_l0ser]

@@baoduytran8486 lol

[@osvaldojunior1984]

Who make that are very very rich and prefer burn many of $$$$$! Why not using that to help the world to be better? Maybe the mind is a big problem... 🤢 Well, I doubt that's really expensive diamonds.

[@VirtualRuffian]

You read my mind

[@epsilon7283]

The 5 second pause at the end was him realizing “oh no, my retirement”

[@NotYukiVRC]

@Rick Robert shut

[@inquisitorfivecraft5424]

I mean diamonds are only really as valuable as they are because of the like handful of businesses controlling the market on them

[@ifuzegaming]

@@inquisitorfivecraft5424 fake value is still some value

[@panintegral6398]

@Rick Robert what is this shit hahah

[@Stanlesha]

Free People clothes

[@Darkness_56526]

"Diamonds are just special glass" has never felt more true to me.

[@Zereze]

"The air in here is drowning me! Open the window and get some fresh air!" "But the diamond air will be gone!" "What?" "What?"

[@bamb8s436]

It s just CO2 so it s pretty much impossible to make it again a diamond

[@rubiitoxic]

@@bamb8s436 just laugh at the funny

[@leduyquang753]

@@bamb8s436 They have already done it.

[@robinsoto2700]

😂😂😂

[@progdruler7911]

Expensive air

[@CasuallyAsian]

Shoutouts to the most expensive Soda Water made from Tap Water that I know of Edit: I forgot to write "I"

[@Kumquat_Lord]

Imagine if he mixed it with his toilet paper moonshine, cotton ball sugar, and plastic glove grape flavoring to make a really dumb wine

[@simulacrae]

Made from POOR tap water :)

[@samueleliascanett4822]

@@Kumquat_Lord YA REALLY UP TO SOMETHING

[@certified_Fart69]

@@samueleliascanett4822 n o

[@thatkid2676]

Yoo!!!

[@redonkulousservices]

“Hey, honey, where’s all of our money?” “I vaporized it.”

[@alfariziislam3796]

Sounds better than "I gave it to ted"

[@XanderX_the_lone_survivor]

"It is on the stratosphere"

[@bagadbilla7385]

​@@alfariziislam3796 😂

[@RapGod570]

Nice rhythm there

[@Pari_Ke_Papa]

💀💀

[@MJ-BOY03]

Not only did the diamonds disappear they took your bank balance along

[@Siddking2]

Alternate Title: “Interesting ways to go broke”

[@Solomonwo]

Lool

[@warmpuppy3]

Those didnt even cost him very much I'm pretty sure he made a video about it making carbonated water from diamonds

[@AndreaB6]

Those are some kind of diamonds that you can make in a lab. They are 100% real diamonds, but this way, that's pretty much the biggest size you can get. If you want a big one, you should be prepared to spend some big money

[@Star207]

Industrial diamonds loved quality

[@Star207]

Industrial Diamond's lowest quality not that expensive

[@eggjason]

"...and after about 40 minutes, all of my diamonds had disappeared." Just normal Minecraft multiplayer

[@artbrox]

"Uhm, im not stealing im borrowin why you thought i was stealing in the first place?" - 🤓

[@royalebastard936]

Dammmn man spitting facts

[@neroisntdead3681]

Time to trolling

[@MrAndroid2013]

But diamonds aren't even as valuable these days in MC..?

[@pekkaknight2845]

So accurate

[@ayosus1785]

“The only oxygen men can breath is one with ice in the air-“ “Honey, where did you put my diamond necklace heirloom?”

[@Itskaidaorangeguy2017]

💀 he ded

[@FlygisTheFlygis]

I’m astounded you got 330 likes with a comment this nonsensical

[@liamsmith8518]

@@FlygisTheFlygis so another way people talk about diamond jewelry is called "ice" so like a diamond watch is an iced out watch so the joke is he took the diamond necklace and vaporized the diamonds so he could breathe iced out air

[@MRvideogamesGamingAndMore]

@@liamsmith8518 fam. Ice is the most common name for Crystal meth not diamonds. You made a meth joke not a diamond joke. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Attack_helicopter120]

@@MRvideogamesGamingAndMore Uh yeah… If that’s how you’ve interpreted the joke you need to consider fixing your life mate

[@oceanchills2545]

I almost thought the process was reversable until I remembered the oxygen is to blame.

[@arctigloo.3648]

"All of my diamonds had disappeared." -Friend after logging on minecraft

[@suadikahmad5689]

🤣🤣

[@77Fmydog]

ded inside

[@Cyarain888]

lol

[@todumyoda5395]

Lol that was good

[@lemonfrogz3164]

It was me

[@samaplex]

Man just made the most expensive air in existence

[@eternity5611]

"Premium Air"

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

Oxydrip

[@bigstinkstinky6211]

O'Hare Air

[@puseletsotsilo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@telestare]

"Gas" expensive as gas and literal gas

[@isazeroenightcore8203]

"And after 40 minutes, all of my diamonds have dissapeared" Average Minecraft Session with friends

[@golden90s57]

This was unfunny and play better games. Waist time better

[@jimhouse9961]

Waste. Stay in school.@@golden90s57

[@zorro8027]

⁠​⁠@@golden90s57 *waste Judging by that alone I can tell you’re either young or uneducated. You should probably focus on fixing your grammar rather than *wasting* time on KZbin comments.

[@isazeroenightcore8203]

@@golden90s57 :(

[@KlaranDev]

​@@golden90s57 can't enjoy a good one without wanting to ruin all the fun, can you.

[@albandalvi1325]

Cop: "Where are the diamonds?" Nile: "They vaporized."

[@TheGreenAppleranger]

This money heist plot finna be fire, I can’t wait for him to make the diamonds reappear from thin air now🔥

[@kaimcdragonfist4803]

"Look, I just need you to distract the guards for 40 straight minutes. No, I can't do it any faster, stop asking."

[@noyesser]

@@kaimcdragonfist4803 “Why do you have a giant tube?!”

[@TheTubejunky]

@@noyesser I'm a show' er not a grow' er ?

[@hambumer8335]

@@TheTubejunky wat

[@boymeetsdrake6438]

im waiting.... we saw the diamonds take wing. but is it possible for them to untake wing

[@saucyjo2]

bro really said "Its not about the money... it's about sending a message"

[@net_lag]

"Everything vaporizes"

[@orc001]

"Some men just want to watch the Diamonds burn"

[@sairamvegeta677]

😂

[@saucyjo2]

@@SimonWoodburyForget well, I knew about the inflated prices of mined diamonds but I think I know where I'm getting my wedding ring from now 💀

[@jovenc4508]

​@@SimonWoodburyForget It's also the cutting and setting the diamonds that can raise the price.

[@josemarsc_dev]

"How rich are you?" "I burn money for fu-... science"

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

You can get that much for about 70-200 bucks depending on their grade.

[@_--.--_]

@@tophatvideosinc.5858 yeah thought so

[@derekglaze2516]

Maybe CZ but not no real diamonds 🤣

[@josemarsc_dev]

@@tophatvideosinc.5858 If they are synthetic, I know.

[@mini_mozzer]

he got a couple grams for only like 200 bucks or something. super small uncut diamonds rlly arent that expensive. diamonds only get expensive when they’re cut accurately and large

[@kartikpatil5835]

Bro lost dimond ❎ Bro lost house ✅ Bro lost bank balance ✅ 💀☠️

[@askeristics]

"Honey, where is my diamond ring?" "Gone, reduced to atoms."

[@aratof18]

that gotta be the most fitting use for that phrase

[@shounakhinge8]

actually those atoms became molecules

[@fat6776]

Actually NileRed "Gone, reduced to molecules of CO2"

[@northernnugget]

@@shounakhinge8 just let it be lol

[@UndeadDragonWarrior]

How you get back at the ex-wife

[@cattothefuture]

"It's done. What did it cost you?" "Everything"

[@whiteace_t.k.o8060]

No one really appreciated your comment and replied. That was dope mate The Mad Titan lives on😂✊🏽

[@래모루래모로]

Not really if you're a chemist, They know how to make Diamonds from carbon atoms

[@ttchme9816]

Probably 1000 usd

[@saurabhsavant8039]

What did it cost to the environment? Carbon dioxide emission 😆

[@WatchingPup]

Where is that from?

[@krushnabothe7973]

Honey, the diamonds, where are they? Nile: **in my lungs**

[@adityasharma8272]

But its CO2 tho 💀

[@petermenzies9193]

He made it into soda water

[@vats2303]

@@adityasharma8272 the air we take in also contains CO2...its just that we don't use it in our lungs 😄

[@PatrikKunik]

*in* *our* *lungs**

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

He sniff it good

[@smking100]

Part 2: he precipitates diamonds from the gas he captured.

[@Vegan4Everything]

"And that's how I failed out of my Alchemy class."

[@Vegan4Everything]

@Sink's Memes Na, your comment wasn't legit either lol jk. Thanks for the love!

[@randomhuman9808]

“All of my diamonds had disappeared” *Ah yes, The avg minecraft server player*

[@jordyv.703]

Is this a joke i'm too enderchest user to understand?

[@PURENT]

you're laughing. he just lost all of his diamonds and you're laughing.

[@loopdeloop_]

Me when carrying my friends through our survival world:

[@ALSTEX]

Luckily I use a shulker or a hidden barrel 😅

[@ALSTEX]

@@PURENT your right 😭😭

[@YunashaHotora]

"hey, where's my diamond ring?" "Gone, reduce to -atom- *carbon dioxide* "

[@useless.2845]

Molecules

[@IRLDOFFY]

@@useless.2845 I was thinking that

[@Mike_Greene]

'Darn kids'

[@meep_9823]

.

[@razasalman6220]

Avengers Endgame reference 👌👌

[@eurooceania5562]

A rat trying to explain why the cat has four legs. 😂

[@noobmaster.69.]

"What I have here is a bunch of diamonds." *casually vapourises diamonds*

[@randomrandom-zt5ms]

Thank you for this, noobmaster69, sir.

[@GlitchedMuse]

Thor Odinson would like to know your location.

[@locknload9143]

They're actually quite cheap in that condition.

[@Nathan_7318]

Lol

[@WorkerAnt255]

@@locknload9143 really ? How much is it's?

[@Maya_gfx]

*“Where did my 500k go?”* “Sooo- I.. bought a bunch of tiny diamonds” *“So, where are they?”* “Uhh… all around us..”

[@kermitballsshithead5524]

If you buy them from the right places diamonds are worth maybe a few dollars

[@gamerkid3860]

Truuuuuuue

[@kekesuarez6751]

@@kermitballsshithead5524I like how you think you really know it all ☠️

[@jayeshjena4482]

Uhh in my lungs

[@Flame_6711]

The plant turned it into Glucose and oxygen

[@mrlionman5466]

“HARRY, WHERE ARE ALL THE DYMONDS?!?!?!” Dumbledore asked calmly

[@heybananas1157]

"calm down its just a prank" the prank:

[@TWELFO_BRAND]

Burns money

[@Machinegatling]

​@@TWELFO_BRAND يحرقون النبات ، الإنسان و الحيوان

[@xtripx4273]

​@@TWELFO_BRAND fake

[@Bassotronics]

😂

[@peanutquirin8188]

His wife killed him with a flame thrower

[@Elmacd1234]

“Where are the stones!” “Gone, reduced to atoms”

[@NewtonMD]

stones...? Edit: I get it now

[@Cbell14-]

@@NewtonMD infinity stones. Marvel. Thanos after snapping away half of the universe, the snapped the stones away, reducing them to atoms

[@Tony-iu7sw]

Calm Down, Tan Nose

[@howzit9397]

Who’s Adam? 😂

[@CheapSkateGamer96]

Thanos failed highschool chemistry...

[@younge5087]

"Jack where did you put the diamonds we stole?" Don't worry I turned it into air so that we won't get caught.

[@indicaroundtree3166]

Lol MY DUDE LOL

[@justgamerjay3791]

Now turn them back?

[@sfr2107]

😂😂😂😂

[@YourMom-y]

@@justgamerjay3791 alright give me few decades and some shit ton of power

[@patnos498]

💀

[@FM_604]

Me: Presses Q in the nether My diamond sword:

[@animedailyshortsTV]

"I am so broke I need to get a job" Same random dude: ** let burn some diamonds **

[@originalyrandom6471]

💀💀💀💀

[@AbsoluteNothing56]

Vaporize* it's different to vaporize is to literally Alt+F4 something

[@galaxel1494]

I get what you mean, but those have to be industrial diamonda, and not natural ones.

[@starbeast1.090]

uncut diamonds bought for industrial purposes are worth much less than jewellery the only reason cut diamonds are worth so much is just that only a few companies do diamond jewellery and they all inflate the price over 100%

[@garushkahn5857]

what many ppl dont know, diamonds ar actualy fkn cheap ^^ compared to rubys .. they like fries to a burger

[@sammurphy1103]

Man has a lot of dedication holding that blowtorch for 40 minutes straight.

[@matthewmorgan582]

No, he's just deranged.

[@Wanted-ii4xd]

This comment was posted 40 min ago

[@frailvoid5844]

@@Wanted-ii4xd first

[@tula__]

51 mins ago and already 555 likes. 👏

[@geometricprincess]

He has 2 other lab mates so they probably took turns holding

[@abhipatel2518]

"Where is my diamond necklace?" "Babe, It is in the air."

[@YiLunMusk]

Honey, “love is in the air".

[@zakem]

lmao

[@Subjectnotes-q6m]

give back otherwise you should be with diamonds

[@btsisleprivate]

Well it's gone gone gone🤣

[@KelOmoriBattlePass]

@@btsisleprivatewhat’s so wrong so wrong so wrong so wrong?

[@pyoheliobros5773]

That's how it feels when I craft a fresh diamond armor in Minecraft and then fall into a lava lake.

[@mrmarr8308]

"Where are the diamonds?" "Everywhere"

[@thomashani9970]

Diamond just tranform to our respiration process lmao

[@lerinasan]

"Gone,reduced to atoms"

[@Mosesinmusic]

🤣

[@mattellinger7472]

In Nile's water bottle

[@pokhreliwindscreations2807]

✯

[@driftasimov7347]

Some online store: "Hey someone just bought hundreds of diamonds, looks like they are gonna start their own store" The person who bought them:

[@creepypastor007]

Nope diamond arent that rare just marketing and buisness thing

[@cromulom2223]

@@creepypastor007 the price is mostly due to the work required to cut it nicely

[@UltimateBread48]

@@creepypastor007 yeah you can buy tones of small diamonds (uncut) from places that cut diamonds, they’re usually really small but still diamond,

[@B2Roland]

@@cromulom2223 and gouging

[@himanshusingh5214]

@nisya uh Ghhhhh

[@crunchyburrito1831]

"I'm breathing diamonds, literally"

[@TamilSwampertOwner]

Hmm, but we also producing diamonds.

[@densmore2011]

Thats what i was thinking... 😆 is that even good for u?

[@realbhukhananga]

Breathing out*

[@realbhukhananga]

Are u a tree??????

[@TamilSwampertOwner]

@@realbhukhananga he mention about air not co2 gass

[@JustAJesusLover-rs8ep]

“I left my diamonds in the chest with the ender pearls. Have you seen them?”

[@Exo_Tyrannus]

"They're all uncut and small" And I took that personally*

[@DLYNXBUZZ]

😂😂😂😂

[@mmikamagatane8778]

This needed a reaction button 😂

[@TheRock-rr9bo]

Underrated comment

[@SFH_Jenkins]

"But I think their pretty nice."

[@olliepoplol5894]

I can hear Stavros saying, “any uncirc’d brethren in the crowd?”

[@twixtyoutube4518]

"Hey bro you were recording right?" "..." "... you were recording... right?"

[@mtt6461]

🤣🤣

[@shadybolos8133]

@@mtt6461 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKXKdoKXeNN7jKs Finally it’s here

[@shubhamkashyap9043]

😂😂😂😂

[@asheeshrai9666]

Yesss👍

[@makimaaamyl]

E

[@Timetravelzero]

"Gone... reduced to gases" - ThanosRed, probably

[@jacbros3199]

NilePurple

[@anurag02075]

With blowtorch gauntlet

[@anurag02075]

@Lavsvsp ʚїɞ-potatoes 💗 thanile with carbon stone (pun intended)

[@Textile-guy727TheFirst]

@@jacbros3199 NiLean

[@S_auce]

"Hey guys, so I bought this cool gem encrusted golden gauntlet online a few years ago. The gems are uncut and mismatched but I still think its pretty neat. Whats cool though, is how after I snap my fingers wearing it, half of all life ceases to exist..."

[@Magistross1]

Diamonds are forever. NileRed : Hold my blowtorch.

[@hindenburgerhelper14]

“Honey, have you seen my wedding ring?” “Used it in an experiment” “Can I have it back?” “Sure” *hands her a ziploc bag filled with air*

[@southernwarrior9980]

Lol

[@beauandarrow9954]

Lol

[@cactus_lights808]

Lol

[@nitrorabbit]

😂😂😂

[@sawyerknight7969]

Lol

[@senchou785]

*“oh shit, i forgot to film it”*

[@mini1173]

“ and that’s how I lost 40 min of Forgetting to film”

[@iamrory7611]

Money goes down the drain

[@mini1173]

@@iamrory7611 yea LOL 😂

[@iamrory7611]

@@mini1173 I bet hes getting daily allowance instead of monthly

[@mini1173]

@@iamrory7611 😳