Tau vs Custodes 2,000pts. | LIVE Battle Report Warhammer 9th Edition

[@SynnerG]

In addition to the other corrections people have caught: "Units that Fall Back cannot shoot or manifest psychic powers this turn unless they are TITANIC." The Stormsurge being TITANIC can fall back and still shoot. It also has a built-in ability to let it still charge after falling back.

[@thebaddemo6078]

Ah, yes I can hear Kitten screaming out of his lungs: "IT'S NOT FUCKING CANNON"

[@aaronm3795]

Waiting for the “we need more kroot” pt2 where you bring like 120 of them.

[@dik7310]

i would, but i think we have like 60 at the office. i dont want to paint another 60 from my box

[@WReTCHeDNSTuFF]

I just want to see a T'au army proxied with Gundam models.

[@bombarded15]

I've seen it and it's not fun, the scales are janky and all the proxied weapons will drive you mental

[@WReTCHeDNSTuFF]

@@bombarded15 XD damn well playing against T'au already drives me mental so I don't need it both ways. Their mech models are already sick as is.

[@Sollapoke]

@@bombarded15 I second this. Sounds cool in concept but I’ve seen people do this on reddit and it just does not work. Better to paint T’au models in the colour of Gundam.

[@cavedog1989]

Just so you know matt, you can only use 2 destroyer missiles per storm surge a turn even though they are equipped with 4

[@DJRaffa1000]

40:10, A single stormsurge can only fire 2 Destroyer missiles when he is selected to shoot. So you cant just shoot 8 destroyer missiles in one turn XD (other than bringing 4 stormsurges but who has the points for that)

[@DJRaffa1000]

54:45 you cant start an action while in engagement range of enemy units, so no melee stabilizing anchors for both stormsurges also no markerlight in melee because of the same thing (or did the markerlight that failed come from a unit thats not currently in engagement range ?)

[@chainer8686]

What's that single frame blink at 1:19? I cannot get the player to stop on point to see lol

[@RepstarVixen]

just cuts to a different cam for 1 frame, probably accidentally hit a button on the streamdeck or something. Also hint, you can go frame by frame with the , and . keys

[@chainer8686]

@@RepstarVixen thanks!

[@thekidd2558]

I don’t play, know the rules or collect and still enjoy watching battle reports. I love watching these guys and also zorpazorp play LotR

[@kiranarquin3109]

As someone who has been playing custodes recently, stand vigil is such a bait secondary, I have made it work one singular time and even then I only scored 9 points max*

[@ForTehNguyen]

trajann rerolls his hits because of champion of imperium WLT

[@samsara5573]

Thank you guys for what you all do, truly. This is the perfect thing to distract me from my breakup, so once again, thank you.

[@gestaltblitz8296]

Chin up my bro and remember the emperor protects.

[@JoeNathanYa]

we're here for you my dude

[@Kadarch]

Fun video as always! Was just wondering: will Series like Hobby Talk or the Starting Warhammer 40k (focused on specific armies, like the grey knight one from september) come back? Haven't seen them in some time

[@gestaltblitz8296]

When matt was talking about the last time he used a stormsurge it looked he was having a nam flashback. Gotta love dice check they do in fact go fast whilst eating ass.

[@mec3542]

Just wondering. when will we see the sisters or admech again?

[@admiralotaku9509]

This is getting out of hand now there are two of them.

[@marethyuthefirstshinigami162]

1/10 need more oily golden abs

[@ScreaminCreamin]

I think the bike cap was still Transhuman'd when he died - so he shouldn't have been wounded on 2's?

[@dik7310]

So this means i dont need to base shelly right?

[@arrowstrike1174]

Can you guys try Grey Knights vs Thousand Sons in a psychic only battle?

[@johnnnysaint01]

Is Bricky okay? I dunno if I have seen him in a while? Are the other guys coming back any time soon? Ork player and Tiger Shark/The Eight T’au player?

[@Daidalus2]

Bricky does a weekly show about 40k over at Adeptus Ridiulous, propably takes a majority of his time, but he seems okay.

[@ximen356]

He did a nightlords vs black templars on the dicecheck stream the other day. Assume it will show up on the channel soon

[@kogden8110]

I see we’re doing a lore accurate tau vs custodes video

[@jamesharden6780]

What you guys think of the new squats?

[@natyx24]

Okay just thought about MagikarpUsedFly and panicked when I noticed he hadn't updated his youtube or twitter since New Years x.x Glad to see him still alive and thriving

[@Dragonspirit223]

There were a few issues I saw while playing, though they weren't terribly big deals so, whatever I guess (it was a tad bit difficult because of editing, so if things were actually just done off camera then I apologize). The Strategem that allows Custodian units to Heroically Intervene allows a Normal Heroic Intervention. If they could already then it boosts it to 6". The only Shield Host that has a army wide Heroic Intervention is Aquilan Shield, and I don't recall any rules that allows Dreadnoughts to Heroically Intervene naturally (though I will admit I could be wrong). Trajann can reroll his hit with one of his Warlord Traits All Custodian Vehicles (note: Not Bikes) have a natural 6+++, I know Dreadnoughts and their Land Raider does, though not 100% sure for the other FW Vehicles. I can't recall where I saw it, but I'm pretty sure Super Heavy Auxiliaries don't receive the Detachment bonus, meaning no Borkan >7 Strength (I will also admit, I listened to probably 90% of the game in the background so certain details were most likely lost) You can only select the double Kah'tah once per game, then you have to choose one or the other.

[@Dimitriterrorman]

Trajan has an ability to give heroic interventions to near by units if i recall correctly so it might have been that

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@Dimitriterrorman No, that's just for him, amd its turning his HE into a 6" one naturally. You might be thinking of the Blade Champion who gives a +1 to charge if he charges?

[@chimo1911]

You guys should add some ominous background music, some other streamers have done so and it adds a little extra spice

[@Obsidianen]

Why didnt he roll feel-no-pains on the Telemon though?

[@niclasdahm535]

or the 4++?

[@Obsidianen]

@@niclasdahm535 He did roll his invulns didnt he? I thought so at least xD I just noticed that he did not roll any FnP's for his Telemon in the first round.

[@niclasdahm535]

In the first round he only uses his normal saves on the telemon. Or does a stormsurge ignores invuls on his big cannon?

[@DJRaffa1000]

@@niclasdahm535 stormsurge natively cant ignore invuls. But the Bork'an strategem experimental weapon for 2CP can make any one weapon ignore invuls for that phase. On the Stormsurge this only makes sense on the big 12DMG shot since the dispersed one only has ap-2 and therefore its not very punchy (other than agains harlequins or stuff hat has bettern invul than base safe)

[@dewseff8492]

@@niclasdahm535 couldnt do invuln cause borkan strat ignores invulns

[@tomtoastar6977]

I think youve done it in the past but im not sure, what happened to the point counter? it was pretty good to see how much the enemy has/has lost

[@markgrafgrag9713]

The fact that my friend talked about using tha T'au against the Adeptus Custodes instead of Chaos Marine ~1 hour and 10 minutes ago is how do say, ironic? well something like that (we imagined to play the tabletop game we're just too poor to afford the models or other stuff, oh and he's in the U.S. and I'm in Germany, all I ever got from Warhammer 40k was a Primaris Crusader Squad for le funny Black Templars)

[@Daidalus2]

It does not look as fancy, but to play with your buddy you can just use labled paper cutouts and cans and boxes as terrain.

[@juhumamamam3768]

2 telemon vs tau. Big Brain time

[@SirAHarris]

markerlights are to be shot at the start of the shooting phase, not the movement phase

[@TelvanniWizardMoneyGang]

It's beginning of movement phase. Quoted from spikybits - "Fire Markerlights (Action): One or more Markerlight units from your army can start to perform this action at the start of your movement phase. Aircraft Markerlight units can perform this action. The action is completed at the start of your next shooting phase. If this action is successfully completed, for each model in that unit that is equipped with one or more markerlights, for each markerlight that model is equipped with, select one enemy unit within 36″ of that model that would be an eligible target for that model if its unit had been selected to shoot, and roll one D6: on a 3+, that enemy unit gains one Markerlight token."

[@otaha1988]

8:30 I think you have too many points for your list

[@echo_ironside8006]

no it's right

[@otaha1988]

@@echo_ironside8006 19,000

[@JoeNathanYa]

oops Matt wins

[@Sollapoke]

@@echo_ironside8006 I think they’re joking cuz in the stream he said 19,098 by accident instead of 1,998

[@echo_ironside8006]

@@Sollapoke ah ok

[@velphidrow]

This was a mess.... Dread has a 6+++ Stormsurge didn't get Bor'ken's ability due to being SHAD, the sagitarum hit on 2s unless you fire both modes which it didn't seem like he was, trajeen gets the rerolls from his WLT

[@JoeNathanYa]

Yooo, we remembered the 6+++ about a minute later and didnt convert any. Im guessing it didnt make the edit cut since nothing happened

[@velphidrow]

@@JoeNathanYa ah fair enough. I only got to round one then something came up snd couldn't finish. Hope it doesn't come off as condecending since, i forget shit all the time. Love the vid still. Also love the paint scheme you went for

[@HungryGuy3]

Well today i lerned how it sound to others when i try to explain ny favorite manhwa,

[@oliharding]

Great battle guys, killin it as always! Would love to see you guys do some Tempest of War games when/if you can get a hold of the new pack! Maelstrom baybeeeeeeee!

[@gubigubigubigubi]

2 super heavy wot de fok

[@rylandmalcolm3825]

Magikarp, where is the hottest characters of 40K tier list?

[@quiteindeed6809]

Custodeez nutz.

[@darklombax2580]

Jon P that isn’t a cool enough nickname. Your new name for dude check is Long John

[@truthlesslouw]

So over tau

[@poppabearcombs7943]

Second boom!

[@tomlong5515]

FIRST BOOM!

[@MikeGalosi]

You should play Kill Team, its a more entertaining and rewarding experience to both play and watch.

[@FLYPHUS]

Everyone has a right to have an opinion I guess.