Even eldritch beings beyond time and space get tired and just want to sleep in.
@diceyholt Жыл бұрын
Cthulu actively is sleeping in till the end of the world.
@RandomBlackBox Жыл бұрын
If i remember correctly, the elder scrolls universe takes place in the dreams of an eldritch god. The deadric princes learned to manipulate the dreams and gained god like powers. Should the god ever awake from his slumber, the world would cease to exist. Maybe we too live in the dreams of an eldritch being? So don't be too loud or we could cease to exist too.
@acrazyweeb7225 Жыл бұрын
The eldritch horror in my basement after doing nothing for a thousand years: So... eepy.
@paudiedaly22 Жыл бұрын
"Great Wyrm, the human kingdoms have been trying to use your computer. You also forgot to delete your search history"- Jerry, breaker of porcelain.
@acrazyweeb7225 Жыл бұрын
Great Wyrm: **Eyes shoot open** "My children, we must destroy reality itself, until there is none left to even remember it."
@ghoststriker7662 жыл бұрын
jerry has a point
@malcerne7496 Жыл бұрын
Just five more centuries, mom…
@diceyholt Жыл бұрын
The great wyrm is a vibe 😅
@everettrhay4855 Жыл бұрын
The dragon voice over reminds me of Gothmog, from Peter Jackson’s version of LOTR. Let the poor guy sleep, he’s tired.
@MiaTsukiyoko Жыл бұрын
Where is the ceremonial coffee ? You forgot the ceremonial coffee ! That's what happen when you forget it !!! XD
@diceyholt Жыл бұрын
Can I get in on this ceremonial coffee?
@MiaTsukiyoko Жыл бұрын
@@diceyholt made out of the darkest of the black beans, brewed in sacred water boiled on top of burning hot branches of the ancient trees of life to defile both and served in a cup forged in the fire of the moutain of doom and made of ores from the deepest of mines, so large it can only be moved by four cave trolls !!! Or you can go with a giant cheep mug, filled with a lot of cheep instant coffee and sugar, as long as it's served by a dragonborn lady wearing only an appron and with newspapers of everything that is wrong in the world to motivate him while he drink.
@madzman7214 Жыл бұрын
You fools you need breakfast to awaken the beast
@ninjag-o-g3150 Жыл бұрын
Indeed. After all, for what other reason would it be written to awaken him with a sacrifice of pan-fried bacon, three scrambled roc eggs (slightly runny) topped with cheese and pepper, and a carrot juice shot?
@madzman7214 Жыл бұрын
@ninjag-o-g3150 with 🧇 or 🥞 on the side and if you want it done by today have tatter tots on the side
@LadyLunarella10 ай бұрын
heh if I could use this excuse to get out of work I would XD
@666thestormdragon Жыл бұрын
i feal like if the old gods did awaken, it would go lije this
@fallen-qn1fr Жыл бұрын
XD for short: "nah...! five more minutes!"
@cafetomedragongrimborncdg1406 Жыл бұрын
Next time they will probably have to yell 😂
@diceyholt Жыл бұрын
I know right?! Why do cultists always have to be so whispery and forboding? XD
@cafetomedragongrimborncdg1406 Жыл бұрын
@@diceyholt * ahem * ‘’ GREAT WYRM IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO CLEANSE THE WRITING HALLS !!! AND USHER IN THE AGE OF ROT !!!!!! ‘’
@diceyholt Жыл бұрын
@@cafetomedragongrimborncdg1406 oh that's it, that's all he needed. End of the world. Yay!
@hydrowolf1 Жыл бұрын
take all the stuff if he gets mad cant sleep kills u all but then dus the job
@AceAce516022 жыл бұрын
pretty normal
@diceyholt2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say the dragon's attitude is a mood though.
@AceAce516022 жыл бұрын
we all want a couple years of rest occasionally
@diceyholt2 жыл бұрын
@@AceAce51602 I agree with that
@TheFluffyWendigo Жыл бұрын
Just blast Slipknot, worked for me in Basic Training