DID PEOPLE ACTUALLY WRITE THESE? | Funny Craigslist Ads #1

[@SlainByTheWire]

Mate, you're wearing a red hat and have dark hair and a mustache and do Mario voices well. Get your coat, you pulled.

[@clashwithfarfan461]

paul13nov haha

[@elia_bellia4966]

XD

[@anerdynugget5350]

jack is mario confirmed

[@edgyadam2372]

LETSA GO

[@oblivioussenpai8109]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@moththegreatest9795]

Jack: "light the fire its cold outside!" Me: *living in australia* *looks outside at the blazing sun and sees smoke in the distance* Me: "nah I'm good"

[@georgeedgeworth3853]

Bannana girl I'm not FROM Australia, but I SOOOOOOOO REALATE to this.

[@lordbeezus7386]

the pain is relatable- its actually really hot right now

[@aleskacronin4230]

Bannana girl same though

[@Lina-xc6lv]

Lmao at least he didn't upload this tomorrow because the weather is gonna be 41 degrees Celsius..

[@sucksatmostthings3241]

Hahaha lol It's so hot in Australia

[@stellarlunar87]

Copying this from a Craigslist listing I just found for "free kittens to good home": I guarantee each kitten will come in original condition with all the usual stock equipment. Fuel intake is in the front, exhaust from the rear, as usual. Full automatic locomotion via 4-paw drive. No A/C, but comes with internal air exchange system in full working order. Various color options to choose from.

[@alexrightnow2531]

Oh my god best way to advertise kittens ever

[@Nesymafdet]

That is the single best thing I’ve ever read

[@ccoberley395]

Yes, can I buy 2 please

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

I love that lol

[@ParotrickIa]

As a car guy myself, I approve this advertisement! But, what's the mileage on the kitty? 😂

[@AluminumDragonRawr]

I've never heard of a "grooming circle," but for some reason it made me think of Mother Gothel brushing Rapunzel's hair in "Tangled."

[@jacksepticeye]

Think it's the adult version :P

[@AluminumDragonRawr]

Wow, day made. Hi! I hope you're having a good day, too :)

[@kyala04]

Same

[@ubeyelliott6348]

AluminumDragon It all makes sense now...

[@therobotwolf]

AluminumDragon same

[@Glassbones5533]

I'm like 87% sure the man in the Kayak was literally my step father.

[@ruby_eyes1593]

That's uh... that's a fun way to see ur step dad get fame

[@notsure1367]

Wack

[@trumpetwizard7250]

Is he taken? ;)

[@demetrisloukas8586]

Did you ask him about it?

[@Messerschmidt_Me-262]

Ik am very late but I hope he was your step dad😂

[@Elitelupus]

vsauce i love it

[@ThegamingGavin.]

loving the unturned vids

[@slavking7745]

Hi elite

[@JayWalk_Official]

i think Jack is going through a Dolan Dark phase

[@vinterbg]

Elite! Hi! Love your vids!

[@ChrisPBacon-bu7wf]

Oh lol u r here too. Already subbed no worries

[@chelseaking1536]

2:29 and this ladies and gentlemen, is how "laugh!" was born.

[@zsch6859]

He said *fuck* not *LAUGH*

[@penny7695]

Can I be in the woosh post to

[@endboolive]

That's legitimately EXACTLY what I thought, wouldn't be surprised if it was

[@ZinxTheSlayer]

@Eli Gray its WOOSH with 4 os. Fake redditor spotted

[@yuuno9761]

@@ZinxTheSlayer mhm, and they put an h in it when there isnt supposed to be

[@Chloettadeville]

Jack:A man drinking a beer in a canoe...or a kayak Me:has flashbacks to the vid of the woman shouting at the bear eating her kayak

[@JSEfan-wx4cp]

Chloe Anderson so right

[@reganscardigan]

Lmao some though

[@armaanahmad6504]

Chloe Anderson me too

[@marlizaislife4098]

that was hilarious but I felt bad

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

nO BeAr DoNt eAt mY kaYak!!!

[@miowoda]

"Looking for my moon man" Sean: Aren't we all? Me: *dies of laughter*

[@Belle_Bunnyyy]

Ah, so you also like bnha characters with funny faces.... Meeee toooo

[@boosher6427]

That "Mic Drop" at the end had me in tears.

[@aspenh5347]

Buckle the fuckel up-Jacksepticeye, 2018

[@halfasgrey7380]

Nice meme bro

[@pastellprinz3ssinn]

cae hel I didn’t.....and I wish I did

[@k-swizzle3076]

“it’s even on my board!! it’s right here!” **knocks on the board** **all of the markers fall* “fuck.” I DIED IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@stargirl7646]

common mistakes! ME TOO!

[@armand2975]

Username checks out

[@aaronjayron6227]

W4M = Woman for Man W4W = Woman For Woman d/d = Drug and Disease Free W4MM = Woman for Multiple Men Trying to be helpful

[@TalkativeHour]

Aaron Jayron thanks

[@allisonbennett9209]

@@TalkativeHour exatly thanks

[@raibarufumetsu-chan5706]

Nightmare Mangoes yes

[@Ho3n3r]

@@EXOchamber probably. And, does that mean that M&M means Man & Man? In that case, I've been eating them wrong all these years.

[@ImNotThatOneDude]

@@Ho3n3r oh no...

[@Razbeariez]

Robin adding in Snoop was perfection.

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

Yeah, hopefully Sean eventually understood the "420" reference... and the other innuendos. Maybe he needs Key & Peele to teach him how to eat a peach...

[@ka6hi]

Ikr 😂😂

[@sheao2221]

wow.just wow

[@i_am_leslie1419]

omg I agree!

[@lovelywasteland6110]

"Buckle the fuckle up"

[@Dawg347]

“Fuckle the buckle up”

[@earthisadonut7213]

I'm feeling thirsty...ah...the streets are flooding...where's my boat

[@shootbob79ps42]

Earth Is Not Flat earth is an oplaque spheroid.

[@earthisadonut7213]

Michael awdry it's a little bumpy on the side of Ecuador, which makes Mt. Chimborazo a little bit taller than Mt. Everest, from the least distance to space

[@DawnsonRPGs]

Jack: *accidentally knocks markers off the board* Me: Is this funniest home videos?

[@Hannah-dh4bs]

"Be my spaceman, land on my moons" sounds like a cringey wattpad fanfiction about Neil Armstrong. dang, I wasn't expecting this many likes! thanks 😃

[@stim2704]

XD

[@kleverstudios]

Buzz’s bulge pressed against my thigh as we exited the shuttle, I let out a moan. Buzz looked at me with a sparkle in his eyes, it was almost like the whole universe was in there... Den we fuked

[@kleverstudios]

Bernadine McQueary I got chu, need a summary? I’m yo guy

[@CeHee123]

I thought of Hilda Berg from Cuphead.

[@Kroyd.]

I am an avid writer on Wattpad and I have to say, that is 100% accurate.

[@levislvt]

THAT ENDING IM CRYING.

[@apolitepeach6362]

Jack: This guy knows its weird but posting it anyway *reads the next sentence* Jack reads: I want to fuck super mario... *Oh no* *he says, regretting even starting the video*

[@battlebob3821]

I was looking for a comment like this

[@georgelander6413]

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[@milksalmon]

*Vsauce

[@JarekSkywalker]

2:31 is the origin of LAUGH

[@zsch6859]

He said *fuck* not *LAUGH*

[@raibarufumetsu-chan5706]

Zach413 so? It’s because the markers fell because he hit the board

[@ImTrappedInTheInternetHelp]

I was watching this downstairs, my sister was playing Mario Kart. I have wireless headphones on. Jack reads another Craigslist Ad. "Super Mario Sex" I look up to see that my sister is playing as Metal Mario. I scream.

[@thalassous]

The creepiest of the pastas.

[@OperatorVanta]

lol

[@tribalhalo2133]

(X) doubt

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

And then everyone clapped.

[@lebigpeanutguy9996]

E X T R A H A R D Mayro

[@ScarecrowEdits]

8:42 I have no grey hairs ( at least not on my head). Hahaha wtf 😂

[@trevg6896]

Scarecrow dammit I was going to comment that guess I was late

[@brodyofhillcountry4050]

Scarecrow why are you here? -a subscriber

[@AluminumDragonRawr]

@_Braden_ but a woman made that listing...

[@dergsmiy5753]

Me: ✋️💥 TOP OF THE MOR... SEÁN: HEY V-sauce ME:🤔❓❓

[@josephinelaroco4404]

Derg Smiy lol

[@도와주세요제발-l7m]

what u don't know who *2 3 1* HEY VSAUCE MY HERE DID YOU KNOW???

[@DutchMelon]

Same

[@chargednut9945]

Why Vsauce

[@raffy234]

Well Jack, listen up.. I am a darkblonde dude whose beard has reddish streaks. No idea why. Nowhere else on my body is reddish hair and still, my beard is a fancy diva wanting the special glamour

[@vinylscratch8001]

Dude, your description doesn't match ur pfp

[@mrs.malfoy3137]

I believe this is a lie, due to the fact of your YT channel videos.... Sucks to suck mate

[@PandaKittenhybrid]

1:57 It's like Cinderella but it's not if the shoe fits, it's if the cyst was big enough.

[@badoobles]

PandaKittenhybrid wouldn't it be Cysterella then? 😂

[@PandaKittenhybrid]

Cytamis YES I APPROVE IMMENSELY OF THIS PUN

[@Zirkitri]

Cystamis 🤔

[@Cormac_YT]

*"BUCKLE THE FUCKLE UP!"*

[@justjosh5725]

lol yea

[@robinsparrow1618]

Chuckle up!

[@anneelric2663]

So I'm not the only one who tought about KubzScouts XD

[@hannahalexis6302]

“Buckle the fuckle up” 😂😂 I fucking love Jack ❤️💕

[@dayrbenzie339]

OMGHANNAHTHATSME XD I just checked a lot of comments to see if anyone else caught that 😂😂

[@GxvinIDK]

Dr B So did I

[@Nezha_Main]

i read this wrong and thought they said they loved fucking jack XD good lord

[@supercringysruffsa7688]

You gay

[@donut8823]

I thought i misheard that part XD fuckle

[@sterrezonneveld]

Jack: ''mic drop, mic drop'' Me: *Internally screeches and slowly dies *

[@A.M.M.]

what a moooooddd

[@bangtanxxvip4980]

REEEEE

[@deadtrashboi6345]

Yaaasss! Army!!!!

[@emiharris9701]

That took me off guard at the end XD

[@panicattheeverywhere9279]

ARMY 😄

[@lancergirl101]

Jack, please make this a series! Was laughing the whole video XD P.S thank you for singing BTS "Mic Drop" at the end

[@bethrinker6240]

A series of this would somehow make his xhannel ×5 better

[@Strawberrus]

Yoongi Army!❤️

[@lancergirl101]

iMintyChocolate Hello 😊

[@butteredbred9082]

Yoongi's 3 Dollah Chains did he? I checked, and he didn’t xD

[@lancergirl101]

Buttered Bred908 If you’re talking about him singing BTS, he did after the outro music.

[@mahoganyclark6556]

I was literally a minute into the video and I was already dying "buckle the fuckle up"😭😂

[@KeganLeavess]

Jack's humor and style is so funny, it's impossible not to laugh at what he's saying, even if he's just reading something!

[@AB-yg2vw]

*In an amazing Irish accent* "What are you, a *Blue whale?!"*

[@TheIrishDino]

"Buckle the Fuckle up" ~ Jacksepticeye, 2018

[@AggyGRE]

Dino Reviews Shut fuk up

[@occaroon1454]

Dino Reviews thats jay’s thing. (Kubz scouts )

[@casoncole7818]

Nine Merc Platoon Learn how to spell.

[@AggyGRE]

RiVe Red Yeah, learn to recognize fake comments

[@suzettezablon2657]

Dino Reviews Jacksepticeye is Jay confirmed

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

You need to make this an ongoing series!

[@rogeraydin908]

DEFINITELY AGREED!

[@ErenDaegmorgan]

YES

[@santiagoserrano710]

Jack: Settle in get cozy, get into bed, get in a chair,get comfortable Me at 10:30 at night in bed: pulls sheets over my face and play some smooth jazz. IM READY JACKABOY FOR STORYTIME

[@kas9965]

I did that too XD

[@edd_spaghett9605]

Santiago Serrano YAY STORY TIME XD

[@kidbasic2330]

PERGANENANT

[@bino_waffles496]

Pergenate? Pregananant? Really? GIVE THE LUIGI BOARD SOME LOVE TOO!

[@CUBERTOSCUBE]

WHAT ABOUT DANGEROUSE??!

[@isvxi]

can u get pregante??

[@beebupp]

iM WHEEZING

[@driffbro3380]

PROGANTATANT?

[@ChugadaCheeseGaming]

Haha this was hilarious Jack! You're always upbeat but you seems to be genuinely enjoying yourself in this video. And it warms my heart!

[@abbashemyaza1244]

Chugada Cheese Gaming We luv upbeat Jack but sometimes miss "MOTHER APE ASS!"

[@ClydeOnPluto]

ohmygod I literally died of laughter...PLEASE MORE !!! ( also did you just MIC DROP AT THE END ?! HELL YEAH MIC DROP BAAAAM !! )

[@annarowlands7040]

Israa • イスラ MIC MIC BUNGEE

[@annhyxanny3448]

Israa • イスラ did you see my bag?

[@indiahicks936]

MIC MIC BUNGEEEE!!!!!!

[@buckethattrick9443]

Loved it when he hit the whiteboard and the markers fell down.

[@juliekerrigan1318]

same.lol

[@birchwindsketches7285]

Laughed so hard XD

[@BrittanyNiicole]

Bucket Hat Trick lol I read this as it happened

[@gracefulslumber8441]

Eyyyy

[@catkittens2777]

i lost it (laughed my ass off)

[@alyssarichardson1880]

The "grooming circle" lady puts off some serious femdom energy...just saying.

[@kupergames_ttv4737]

Ya I gpt the vibe too. Especially since ive experienced a femdom before. Lmfao

[@trans_boy_kole7640]

My old mistress used to get 3 of us. One to brush her hair, one to manicure and one to pedicure. The lady with the hair is 100% a fem dom

[@sarahgardner5385]

*laughs nervously in previous femdom*

[@Geremie]

Have a great year everyone and remember... *NO TUGGING*

[@KainaX122]

Geremie Agudo I thought it was "SPEEEEEED IS KEY!"

[@allenaverbeck2923]

Geremie Agudo i was checking the comments, saw this, and didn't get and felt left out, but i kept watching and this is secret gold.

[@shoeswskk]

Geremie Agudo YOURE STILL WATCHING IF WATCHED ALL OF IT

[@ryanbrave0268]

*AND 1/4 DIAMETER ONLY*

[@EchoNoctua]

Don't tell me what to do!

[@kayleigh4664]

Maybe w4mm is woman 4 multiple men?

[@MrJorge3010]

i'm too emo for this life that was my guess too

[@BirbicusButticus]

mm *usually* refers to male couples.

[@boogityhoo7452]

i'm too emo for this life , thats exactly what it means . lolol

[@decissivemoss]

Lee Williams that's mlm

[@squidwardstesticles5914]

Lee Williams or millimetres

[@lordyathnon]

My guess is D/d means drugs and disease. Also, that toenail thing is on your history now.

[@shaewakabayashi9735]

Lord Yathnon I

[@spacebird1598]

you are correct on the D/d thing

[@ashashtala]

Big D and a Small d

[@maddy1029]

"Where's Waldo?" *Jack puts round glasses on* "HEREEEEEEE!!"

[@valariejohnson2573]

I looked up the d/d free. It means “disease and drug free” but they don’t mind smoking weed “420”

[@idislikemints]

In America a lot of people seem to think weed it's not a real drug. Like it's just whatever, don't do otehr drugs, but we can smoke weed every single day. It's weird.

[@lexiethetexieservicedog5610]

Andruşca A-N-K it’s because it can’t do the kind of permanent bodily or psychological harm that street drugs do like cocaine and heroin. It can make you sleepy and hungry (and the honest truth is all smoke does some extent of lung and throat damage but nowhere near like cigarettes because there’s no tar added) but that’s just about it. It still alters cognitive states to a certain extent but it’s not anywhere near as dangerous so it’s not considered a drug so much as other substances are.

[@Giran_0]

Good job

[@Vin80_]

Cannabis Oil can stop seizures, sometimes even for life.

[@stefanm.734]

"Wouldn't mind orbiting at 420." Oh. Oh now I get it. Alright.

[@juiceboxx6600]

5:03 You see what you've just done here Jack is now you've given fuel to all of the fangirls who will now take that clip of you sensually saying " sexy " and put it into a " Jacksepticeye Moaning Compilation. " You've doomed yourself, my friend.

[@davidragsdale5047]

Carrot Cake you were very right, below your comment is jaz zle talking about jack at 5:04

[@Jesse-the-Kid]

Carrot Cake Excuse me sir but can you become the legendary super sandwich?

[@HankJr.]

“W4w” means “woman for woman” and “m4m” mean “man for man”, and so on, you get gist. Our local radio station has a segment where they bring up the funniest and weirdest ads on Craigslist from our area for people looking for relationships. When it’s “man for man” they call it “joe alert” lol.

[@werewolfwill7126]

woman for many men?

[@palmer9able]

mm means multiple men not like you need to put anything anyway due to the fact about 5 people have done that

[@TommyTom21]

HankB1993 What about AH4AH? *Attack Helicopter for Attack Helicopter

[@evilboobookin8970]

HankB1993 ha! Thanks, by the way!

[@tori_tatertots418]

HankB1993 My local radio station does it as well but we call it Craigs list miss connections but you have to say it in a very dramatic way

[@chickchickfox]

7:55 "you there number four" What is this Umbrella Academy??

[@lucysm8465]

*YOU SHOULD TURNS THIS INTO A SERIES* AND US IRISH SPUDS WILL TAKE OVER

[@nancy6746]

im a person !!!!! !! YES THE RISE OF THE IRISH POTATOES BEGINS NOW!!!!!!!!!

[@asd4533]

Theres alot way more fucked up shit on craigslist and there people upload shit on that sight by the minute jack could definitely turn this into a series

[@thefluffycactus2938]

The way you reacted to the super Mario one was funny just an ashamed “oh no...”

[@giannarighi2168]

The hair length actually could be accurate! Hair has a terminal length that it won't grow past and daily wear and tear makes infinite growth impossible. I didn't cut my hair between 8 and 18 years old and it never got longer than about 3 feet. If she took very good care of it, depending on her body, it might grow longer than that, but most people can't grow their hair past their butt no matter what.

[@marshmelody4307]

Mine barely grows passed my shoulders :(

[@alishaevans6537]

Mazabrei that’s not true hair can grow past you butt

[@bilbeman4125]

Alisha Evans It depends on the person. Some people can grow it longer than others.

[@alishaevans6537]

Isaac Blouin ok

[@2allyCaptor]

Mazabrei mine always grew past my butt wtf

[@kavaler1471]

I'm crapping on the toilet, I'm not going to curl up into bed, and remember, a quarter inch in diameter, Gypsy kings only, and NO TUGGING!

[@viscounttudon68]

Fun fact, don't hold your breath in space. The reason for that is that the pressure difference is so great, the air in your lungs will leave one way or another. It's just a matter of if it leaves through your mouth and nose, or blows open your lungs.

[@welchsgum7195]

well shit

[@patootie3529]

Also wear a spacesuit.

[@antoniov5701]

Thanks, good to know if I ever go to space, i was planning a trip to stay a few weeks to visit my grandma

[@gwengwen3769]

I don't know if that fact was very fun

[@modernprometheus99]

_ Skullnar _ I think you’re fucked either way

[@lucid_oldaccount8126]

Aw dat mic drop reference at the end was perfect

[@jacksepticeye]

Mic Mic Bungee

[@mathewlewis8968]

MIC MIC BUNGEE that part was more bad ass than goku ripped and with ripped. cloths sick beats MIC DROP.

[@queen_savage880]

When Jack said mic drop twice I was screaming...i love that song!!!

[@Zantler]

Jack : Does that not bother anyone that Mario's hair and mustache color don't match? Me : FINALLY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME!

[@florisdraeck2571]

i mean.. my hair is naturally brown/blond and my beard is red so i'm not really put off by that hhaha

[@dickmeatbootysack2165]

Gamer_1001 it’s because the creators felt bad he didn’t have a distinct hair color so they gave him light brown

[@dy-0074]

WEAR GAVE YOU BEAN ALL MY LIVE

[@naerwyn239]

My hubby has platinum blonde hair and a red beard, w light brown chest hair, lol

[@도와주세요제발-l7m]

same

[@evilboobookin8970]

Wait a second... Wrong channel! I thought this was Jacksepticeye, but it didn't start with an ear-piercing yell! Sorry Vsauce, I didn't mean to!

[@casadilla111]

Evil Boobookin HEY VSAUCE HERE. Better?

[@okaden1015]

Evil Boobookin u commented 3 other times... AND GOT THEM ALL TO THE TOP, WTF, TTTEEEAAACCCHHHH ME YYYOOOUUURRR WWWAAAYYYSSS

[@TheEpicPancake]

how did all of your comments end up on the top of the page?

[@vmprmin]

11:03 That fookin SnoopDogg though hahahahahahaha

[@jdtwinkletoes81]

Kinsley Lawson 🎶when pixls in the pit y'all.. drop it like itss hahhht🎶 😂

[@rajiv3764]

Yhhh robins fyckin hilarious

[@inque_splatatoullie6472]

Jack: “It’s winter time” Me: *looks out window and the summer sun is blocked by clouds* Me: JACKS A WIZARD!

[@mollyinitial7376]

6:19 your hair gets split ends and grows slower the less you trim it. I haven’t cut mine in a couple of years, that’s the only reason I know

[@sjlang7812]

MollyInitial I grew my hair for just over 4 years from a bob cut nearly all the way down to my hips

[@tae5248]

MollyInitial nah fam, it grows just as fast. It’s just seems like it’s not because of how long it already is. Besides, how would split ends affect the rate at which your hair grows? Hair grows from your roots, not the ends

[@Emu19]

The less you trim it technically the slower it grows, but it's just because the split ends are breaking off at a similar rate to which your hair grows. I haven't cut my hair for a long while either and I've been trying to grow it for friggin' years. Split ends are hell for that XDDD

[@flyindevil]

From what I know, in general, human hair has a limit to how long it can grow, it doesn't necessarily just keep getting longer.

[@acrojen03]

As someone already said; human hair grows for a certain period of time, then they have something called “resting time” or whatever, that lasts for 3 years I think, before they fall out. And since they only grow for a certain time, your hair will only get a certain length. I just realised as I was typing this, that I don’t know how people grow world-record-breaking-long hair...

[@thatoneawkwarddragon287]

Jack: how old is Mario? Me: SOMEONE CALL MATPAT WE NEED A THEORY

[@omera2643]

A GAME THEORY

[@greggorylee8316]

But that's just a theory, a Game Theory.

[@Nitosa]

Also the reason why mario's moustache is darker is because he got more eremelanin in his stash and he got less pheomelanin and viscera with his hair on his head its all natural and quite common for a lot of man

[@TheSami92a]

He was released 1985. so 33 years old

[@greysonlagarde1771]

-NO TUGGING!!- I the Moon man, will be the fake explorer. I venture for the the Grooming Circle. I go by the name Mullet, and I sometimes Crack Open a Cold One in a small boat. I had a HUGE crush on Super Mario for some time, but the words w4mm, w4w, and w45 brought me to my senses. Thank you, And NO TUGGING

[@jacksepticeye]

N O T U G G I N G

[@cozyhhope]

Jack: craigs list, not a list of craigs Me: oh, i thought it was a list that Belonged to craig 🤔

[@leonolan5409]

my dads name is craig so as a child i thought he ran it vsyxtjsbdjdlamgxksl

[@cozyhhope]

@@leonolan5409 amazing XD

[@elizabethmackenzie5547]

Did no one else see the 'I have no grey hairs (at least not on my head)' on the weird grooming ad 😂😂😂

[@angelcosens1366]

elizabeth mackenzie I totally did too

[@oliverisawesome4044]

yes

[@sinandcyanide7505]

elizabeth mackenzie yeah that was a bit unsettling.

[@lordbeezus7386]

how does jack know how a fanfic would start off

[@Yiolol]

probs reads septiplier

[@lordbeezus7386]

lmao

[@kaisura1mu]

now you’re asking the real questions

[@tonker2_3]

30th like

[@lordbeezus7386]

its not just me so, it doesn't need to be aimed at me, thanks

[@jamiediorio4198]

*IT'S-A Me!* *CRIPPLING DEPRESSION*

[@ashen0306]

Edgy teenager*

[@Surrealgo]

How did I not see that coming?

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Or, Daria, either one works lol

[@MrAwsome697]

^when i wake up in the morning

[@nunsrthots3616]

*IT'S-A ME, INSTANT REGRET!*

[@yosarama5240]

Just the simple fact that the moon man post flew way over his head.😂

[@Drujd]

13:33 Considering I have blonde hair, dark eyebrows, a brown mustache, and my beard is mostly brown with two patches of red hair on either side of my chin, not really. Just like how animals like cats, dogs, tigers, zebras, and giraffes can have more than one color of fur on their coat, humans can have more than one color of hair. Though it is less noticable without the presence of a full body of hair.

[@isaiahdobesh5109]

“Buckle the fuckle up!” 😂

[@Thegeekponygirl]

Isaiah Dobesh Kubz Scouts!

[@SapphySeebs]

Isaiah Dobesh I read this right as he said it XD

[@og-rz6ny]

_NO TUGGING_

[@jacksepticeye]

Gypsy Kings only!

[@oliviadelamarer4652]

Jack: Talking about how he's never been on Craigslist My house being full of furniture from said website:

[@Kaunoe]

There’s so little time left..Memento mori My friend.

[@evilboobookin8970]

Canoe man had one too many traumas during his childhood

[@evilboobookin8970]

A Weird Fella there is a huge difference between a fanboy and person who has a lot to say, buddy. I'm no fanboy, I do not obsess over this man. But if I find something, to say, I will say it! Sorry if this displeases you, but I do not believe there is a limit to the comments you can put on a KZbin video :D

[@Rexodiak]

The top comments is basically all you. Teach me how.

[@erwin21381]

How dare you, sir?! That was a kayak! I am so offended right now.

[@forgetmesins]

DID JACK JUST MIC DROP THE ENDING? I love him even more.

[@tikitiki9864]

One time i got a cat on Craigslist and it was like a drug deal and he costed 10$, and i love him with all of my heart!

[@hudsontreaty00]

And I will see all you dudes! IN THE NE- *ADD* XT VIDEO!!

[@rylancharron2674]

I live in Ottawa... I need to get the hell out of here

[@davidragsdale5047]

That moment when things get real! XD

[@savannahpitt4131]

Rylan Charron I live 4-3 hours away in Toronto

[@shannonwalls7573]

Rylan Charron I'm in Ontario too...a few days ago as I got more & more stuck in a waist-high drift in howling wind I couldn't help yelling 'HERE'S YOUR SNOW JACK EAT IT"

[@8Natali]

😂

[@Emu19]

DUDE I LIVE IN BC BUT I HEARD OTTAWA AND THOUGHT "SHIT, GUESS I'M MOVING TO FINLAND!" XDDD

[@thecuteminecrafter2576]

Jack: Mic drop, mic drop Me trying to do my best impression of Suga: BALBAL JOSIM NEONE MALMAL JOSIM I love you so much Jack 😂

[@jacksepticeye]

MIC BUNGEE

[@gehsnaisuke9849]

LMAOO WHAT 😂

[@xKrazzehKiwix]

Edzni Apines It's EXO-Ls and ARMYs. Just so you know. 😊

[@xKrazzehKiwix]

jacksepticeye Jack, are you an ARMY now? 😁

[@thecuteminecrafter2576]

jacksepticeye which other groups do you like?

[@KaliPark]

buckle the fuckle up ~ jacksepticeye 2018

[@1bitar584]

Kali Park fuck you

[@user-oy6hk1gn7l]

Rasheed Bitar Why do you have to be this way

[@Cayoten]

I had already said that

[@southernnightmares3789]

Yes!!! Jay from the Kubz scouts!!!

[@justanotherdayattheoffice7423]

Only 2 mins in and already hit gold 😂 "how do i know its really you?" "You have to trust me" "But how?" "Your ovarian cyst was 5 inches large" "Take me my UTI hermione" 😂😂😂

[@evilboobookin8970]

*NO TUGGING!*

[@evilboobookin8970]

Roman Alexander aww, thanks! I think you're cool as well!

[@wombdog]

Needs to seat 20 people! NEXT!

[@eightinchyeetmachine1056]

Evil Boobookin that's what she said

[@_ssamme3573]

Kinky

[@realcats404]

Good one

[@PotatoeBunny93]

a lot of astronauts actually have intensive training underwater and they MUST be able to pass the training, this is because the underwater environment simulates to a great degree the "no-gravity" effect that is felt by astronauts in outer space. For example have you ever walked underwater and it feels different? or if you try picking somone up while still underwater they feel lighter and its easier to lift them. There is a ton of other training that our space men have to do and they have to be both mentally and physically sound as well, its a great and difficult thing they do. The underwater environement mimics and creates similar circumstances that one might experience outside earth, not exactly the same but, you get the idea, like for training and stuff.

[@Yoelbi220]

When he was reading the "be my spaceman" a space add poped up I got scared

[@KeitieKalopsia]

I understand poor Lily! I myself have hair as long as hers, and am THIS close to hiring people for the rough job of caring for it >:(

[@daisymay6505]

Donate it :)

[@reptillianfricker8655]

#Make2018OurBitch

[@jacksepticeye]

HELL YEAH!!!

[@KaliPark]

jacksepticeye OMG I LOVE YOU a suggestion please read fan fictions about yourself on wattpad (im sure someone has done at least one about you)

[@kyala04]

HELL YE!!!

[@captainsprinklez6261]

I lost it when he whispered oh man this is getting hot

[@solidermd]

Jack you have barely scratch the surface

[@littletrannyboi5621]

My name is Lily and now I'm weirded out. Thanks Craigslist

[@thescienceguy8080]

hi Lily

[@littletrannyboi5621]

@@thescienceguy8080 hi!

[@shiroaihara2027]

Internet Rule 34: If it is within conceivable reality, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

[@kiwinglo6737]

Shade Vincitori Sadly

[@AidenLucente]

Thankfully*

[@kiwinglo6737]

Aiden Lucente Lol

[@loyalsdopeness8106]

👌✋

[@Pondo11037]

Fucking emoji sex

[@AL_CANNOT_COMPUTE]

"Oh and is that a mullet?" *SEXY* SEXY sexy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moxxioxyy]

OML MICDROP AT THE ENDD JACK

[@bino_waffles496]

YASSSSSS UNNIE/OPPA!!! U GOT IT!!! I LOVE SEAN SUNBAENIM!!

[@madi1430]

Jack: "God I can't get in my head!" "Its right Here!" *Smacks Borad* "F**K!!!" Me:Replays Ten times

[@tennohack6704]

Actually your hair does stop growing after a while, like your eyebrows and your arm hair, ect. Only difference is that the hair on your head has a much higher limit. So growing your hair from age 14 to 32, the normal person's hair _would_ be around their butt.

[@jubuttib]

Yup, I let my hair grew for about 5 years in my teens, then had to cut it for the SDF, then let it grow out again for ~15 or so years. It takes a couple of years for my hair to get as long as it's gonna get, and then it stays there (been this current length for more than a decade already).

[@pinktacoofdoom440]

Huh.. my hair is just as weird as the rest of me then I guess, I am 43 and have had my hair grow down to ankle length about 4 times now.. also I never get any split end trimming done. 😋🌮

[@danyjacobs1374]

My friend is 11 and her hair is literally 24 inches

[@vixie2360]

TennoHack in third grade I knew a girl who’s hair dragged on the ground

[@danyjacobs1374]

MadysnRose same for her

[@yatharthmoza]

My facial hair is lighter than my head-hair. Very real too. I am Jack's living nightmare. 😂😂😂

[@Nitosa]

Yatharth Moza it's natural because you got more pheomelanin in you're facial area and less eremelanin its quite common

[@orionmelton3226]

I have a red beard and brown hair. I never dyed anything.

[@Axeatron]

Oh, Jack/Sean made a video on Craigslist ads, cool, cool... *"BuT cAn hE dO tHIS??"* (Insert PewDiePie Bending back in chair) _Veryy Nice!!!_

[@xantesinferno2076]

Twigy his names sean

[@redhaziouche9972]

Twigy OH MAH GAAH .

[@kumakuma7755]

Twigy lolz it's pretty good but..... Can you do ThIs????? (Old phone bends back on table)

[@ulttra2631]

Twigy I tried to do *this* but my chair broke :( Will pewds give me the money he owes me now?

[@Axeatron]

Be Positive I know lol

[@guitarman0365]

w4w means woman for woman...the ad is created by a female and is directed to other females. m4m- man for man wfm-woman for man wm4wm- a woman and a man for a woman and a man you get the idea.

[@tungstendioxide5845]

10:41 I am entirely free of Dungeons and Dragons.

[@aryore2411]

Naw, it's Dungeons OR Dragons.

[@shadowsmarkings867]

Key: 4- seeking, looking for W- woman M- Man T- TransPerson WW- group of women MM- group of men TT- Group of TransPeoples Examples: W4M: woman seeking a man M4WW Man seeking a group of women T4T: TransPerson seeking TransPerson Hope it helps Jackaboyyyyy :3

[@isisruiz598]

Shadow's Markings , thanks for helping the world now that we know what that means

[@lotuscrane4233]

To be honest, when he said, "Why do all of these start off as a fanfiction?" I just hear the people from Wattpad screaming as if they just got recognized. Then, the next thought going through my mind was, "Speaking of writing, I need to go update my stories and do more editing." Then, well, then I go and eat cookies cause I am a child of fourteen years of age. Welp, I found the inspiration I have been looking for. Thanks Jack!

[@xxhazelxx6924]

*mic drooop, mic drooop*

[@deadshadow3078]

IrishPotato lol mic droooop or drop