"Did You Just Call Me a Mudblood?"

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[@jenat2993]

Ghana has

[@GoatPopsicle]

Where is my Best of 2018???

[@niltontadeu8026]

A squib in the portuguese version of the Harry Potter books translates literally to "abortion"

[@eoincampbell1584]

Jesus christ some translator thought they were real funny.

[@alicepmmattos4752]

@Thiago Silva eu também sou brasileira, e em português é aborto

[@Wigconic.]

ALL HARRY POTTER FANS *ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@arpodyssey7913]

Iconic I feel attacked.

[@ravenclawrules4640]

CJ Miranda what house are you in?

[@zoe8310]

*YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

[@TheNuyorker]

I seen anything HP I enter the chat

[@c.b.5535]

SQUIB!!!

[@skunksecond5605]

“Um, Actually”, the only game show where you can piss off every single person watching

[@DahrkMezalf]

Every episode, all I can think of is: "Where can I get those shelf props?!" D21, Square-shaped Poke'ball, Thor's "hammer", etc. So freaking brilliant.

[@madocofcatarina7190]

The title says Mudblood, The thumbnail says Muggle, I am confusion!?

[@seancampbell6292]

Quiet, Squib

[@arpodyssey7913]

What a squib

[@PhantomFandoms]

@@arpodyssey7913 watch the episode to find out

[@Chicklo11]

@@arpodyssey7913 read the books

[@arpodyssey7913]

Robert Smith how would I know what a squib was if I didn't read the books?

[@lastwltz3085]

I’m sorry, but I was screaming at my phone on the first question. IT’S CALLED A GODDAMN SQUIBB!!!!! FAKE FANS (just kidding I love you, CH!)

[@eoincampbell1584]

Um actually, only one of the contestants in this episode is affiliated with College Humor.

[@yrsa7637]

i mean, i don't think any of them claimed to be HP fans sooo....

[@chemitchell7697]

akaHelen :3 um, actually there’s only one B in squib...

[@csharpcoffee]

Um, actually, agrid isn't a squib, he got his wand broken. He is still magic cappable tho, as seen in the first movie. Fake fans.

[@TobytheRavenclaw]

Java Coffee um actually they are talking about filtch not hagrid

[@mediocreandworse59]

NO TRAPP YOU CANNOT USE THE S-WORD THAT IS OUR WORD

[@lowkeyobsessedngl]

watch Vox make an article about CH using the S-Word.

[@marctelfer6159]

Um, actually, for whoever wrote the subtitles, it's "GLaDOS", not "gladdos".

[@ProCenb]

Also "The cake is a lie", not "The cake is alive".

[@ethanh.6643]

Um, actually, what spawned 'the cake is a lie' meme was actually scrawling on the wall outside of the test chambers, referencing how GLaDOS promises cake, yet in reality, it is an incinerator. It was not created by that one line in the song.

[@kamronspencer4910]

Ethan H. Um, Actually He said GAMEPLAY as well as the song creates the meme

[@zaster101]

Um, actually, in the video he specifically says; "along with gameplay and dialogue help spawn the meme", finding it on the wall would technically fall under being the gameplay.

[@seancampbell6292]

Um actually the line "the cake is a lie" is only seen during gameplay, thus the meme spawned only from the gameplay and not the music or dialogue.

[@zaster101]

@@seancampbell6292 um, actually, even though the line "the cake is a lie" was never fully apart of the song the heavy and constant reference of cake helped give the meme substance; if the cake was never mentioned before hand the line the cake is a lie wouldn't actually work. Hence why he mentions all three as they all play a role in it.

[@seancampbell6292]

@@zaster101 um, actually a meme doesn't require such heavy support behind its meaning, as a meme is the smallest unit of a cultural thought. it is entirely possible for a meme to generate from something with no meaning, that being said "the cake is a lie" scrawling made itself a meme.

[@dragonfruit7236]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MUDBLOOD?! No, I called you a Bloodmud

[@TheMagnifikle]

DragonFruit Chan mugfug

[@DrHappy-hk4hl]

No one asked your opinion,you filthy little mudblood

[@Matthew-Wheeler]

What a brave women. This is strength. This is courage.

[@DrHappy-hk4hl]

@@hakasims My father will hear about this

[@davidhatcher7016]

Lmao

[@connorkay6130]

And um actually filch is a squib

[@davidhatcher7016]

Really?

[@lifewithashley1498]

Thank you!!

[@TheCinderfang]

@@davidhatcher7016 difference is they are a "muggle" or non magic person born of wizard parents, the term is squib

[@ayanaalles5934]

Yeah when they didn't get that and I was just screaming SQUIB SQUIB SQUIB

[@connorkay6130]

@@TheCinderfang um actually a s muggle is a person born of no magical blood and is unable to do magic a mudblood is born of a non magical family but can do magic a squib is somebody born of a magical family but is unable to do magic.boom I'm a huge nerd don't judge me

[@InsaneBaseballFan]

This is the episode I've been waiting for a long time, Demi Adejuyigbe is one of the funniest people on the whole internet and ever since I saw his face in one of the show's trailers I've been anticipating the episode where he's on

[@2centschange]

Um actually, the gargoyles don't have stone bodies. They turn to stone in the day light :P

[@tyrelljones8509]

Um actually, they were CURSED to turn to stone in the sunlight thousands of years ago.

[@Phalxxx]

came here to 'um,actually' this!

[@2centschange]

@@tyrelljones8509 Um actually, it was in 994, so only 1020 years ago (or 1000 from the first air date).

[@jermainekngdom3154]

@@tyrelljones8509 goddammit you beat me to it. It wasa incorrect landmine.

[@maxpower3990]

The naturally turned to stone in daylight. That was how all but a few were destroyed by Vikings. The cursed left them as stone until "the castle rose above the clouds"

[@JustinY.]

"I've fought mudbloods better than you!"

[@NattyBat]

That was fast

[@ss9604]

who are you? why are you in the comment section of every video I like!

[@liamhoward6328]

He's someone people freak out about just to freak out. There's people that are on more of videos and are actually funny

[@lilytheflower-4004]

Day three on my quest to find out Justin Y.’s true identity. So far i have made little progress, wish me luck.

[@wren1507]

Omg your back

[@es4655]

Demi really punched up this show

[@christopherminutolo9384]

*OW!*

[@Jonbutter]

he's close to The Edge

[@alexanderh9642]

Um actually, Goofy is not a dog like Pluto. Goofy and his son Max are a separate species called Goofs. This is why they can talk, even though they appear to be similar to dogs. The name for Goofy originally was Dippy the Goof, found in cartoons and on books but was shortened to be more appealing to audiences.

[@pandoradoggle]

Um, actually, Goofy was originally named Dippy Dawg.

[@darrylwood2271]

Um, actually, Goofy is classified as Canis Goofus

[@kealoha1429]

I’m offended that they didn’t get the first one easily.

[@TheNuyorker]

Kealoha 14 you’re not alone

[@ThePlugMan86]

YOOOO MY BOY DEMI! YEYEYEYEYEYE!

[@ethanlivemere1162]

My heart got instantly filled with GLaDness when I heard Still Alive

[@NickCev]

I’m actually at 5:20 when they use the Pluto and Goofy comparison, it is not entirely accurate. You see, Pluto is just acting like a dog when he is really just like Goofy. The entire group is in a polyamorist relationship and accept Pluto’s kink.

[@LeaF-vo2mx]

"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" 😂😂😂

[@jaredgreenewald5827]

Um actually, the gargoyles were not gifted with stone bodies, it's more like a curse that turns them to stone when the sun rises. When they awake they a flesh.

[@mackkuklinski6932]

Um actually no they naturally turn to stone when the sun rises, they were cursed by the magus to remain stone until their castle was risen above the clouds

[@thunderican6073]

Beat me to the punch. 😆

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@mackkuklinski6932 really?

[@doom-007]

well obviously: One man's curse is another man's gift.

[@maxpower3990]

They also can fly, except for the old man of the group and the dog, and Goliath was named by someone else before they were cursed.

[@TheNuyorker]

Yelling at them “umm actually Squib!! Say Squib!! He’s a Squib!!”

[@Gumshoesamurai]

Adejuyigbe Really crushed his own soul with that last one. "I'm very cool I know-" (long reflective pause) "a lot of stuff."

[@TheMagnifikle]

Dropout is getting on my nerves. I miss when I could see the whole video. While I’m happy for you guys, I wish there was another way.

[@AxxLAfriku]

This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest KZbinr EVER? Good night dear magnifoklel

[@TheMagnifikle]

AxxL I’ve seen you before, in the comment sectiond

[@charlesbronson2926]

They still give a bunch of free content. The majority of what they’re putting on dropout is new, not old stuff put behind a pay wall. I also like free stuff.

[@TheMagnifikle]

Charles Bronson free stuff=best stuff

[@Fkjlh]

Isn't the idea of Dropout that it provides them with the funds to even make this new content? If so, I'm perfectly content with getting any Dropout content on their KZbin channel even if it's only small snippets.

[@dannybob42]

Squibs are looked down upon, one wizard had a bunch of squib children and turned them all into hedgehogs to hide his shame. Filch also hates the fact that he is a squib, since Harry saw one of his subscriptions to squib-friendly magic lessons (likely a bogus marketing scam), it actually does mean incomplete, you can call someone a 'damp squib' to mean disappointing. Muggle is also an actual word, used to describe someone who is unimportant, mudblood while not a real word is pretty self-explanatory Well...that's how Lightsabers are made, you jam a kyber crystal into a handle and bam: Lightsaber Um Actually, Demona - Goliath's former mate and recurring villain - was also named by another, Macbeth, as is the likelihood with her and Goliath's daughter, Angela and the other Gargoyles that lived in Avalon. Um Actually also, they do not have 'stone bodies' they are only stone by day, they are flesh by night, again aside from Demona who has a human form by day thanks to Puck. Um Actually, the meme for 'The Cake is a Lie' was inspired by the writings on the wall made by Doug Rattman, not by the song by GLaDoS

[@Wigconic.]

Um, Actually I LOVE THIS SERIES!!

[@papakumabear]

Looking at the captions: "Um, actually, it's "GLADOS" and not "Gladdos.""

[@marctelfer6159]

Haha, I noticed that, commented, and then found this. Damn it :P

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Um, actually it's GLaDOS, not GLADOS

[@papakumabear]

@@ethanlivemere1162 Um, actually, you're 100% right and you get the point. ;)

[@jonah4196]

"Linguistic crunchiness" XD

[@YCCCm7]

Fun fact: Squib is a term for a cartridge that's gone off in a gun, but the bullet has failed to leave the weapon's bore. In short: It's a dud with improper amounts of energy.

[@courtneydurham8429]

This needs to be a real game show with celebrity guests competing every week to give money to their favorite charity.

[@sofia_dionísio]

My heart just jumped at Still Alive. Gosh, I love that game!

[@PtolemysEye]

My favorite thing in the world is having 2/3 of a once free show behind a paywall. You're basically bungie.

[@keke8sticks]

I want a Harry Potter Um Actually so bad

[@Suchwerewolf]

Literally screamed the word "SQUIB" at my laptop at 1AM and set off the kookaburra outside.

[@Teri0is0Resa]

I was listening to Natalie and kept thinking "God her voice is so familiar." Then it hit me! She played Ophelia in the Real Housewives of Shakespeare! So glad to see her again! I loved that short series!

[@autumnarwood6401]

When you're a huge fan of Harry Potter, just cringing that they got the first question wrong.

[@dylancao7131]

*No, this is Patrick.*

[@sapphicmoonlightlilith]

them: "squib sounds like a slur" also them: **heavily using the word mudblood, an actual slur in that universe**

[@Dream146]

umm actually, the Gargoyles where not "gifted" with stone bodies but rather cursed with them.

[@maxpower3990]

Um actually, they naturally turn to stone in daylight, they were cursed to remain in stone "until their castle was raised above the clouds."

[@superfamilyallosauridae6505]

Bullets are just cool rocks you shove into your weapon. Therefore, bullets are magical crystals.

[@laterbot]

Umm, actually "the cake is a lie" meme did not spawn from the song, it's never even said in the lyrics of the song. "The cake is a lie" is what is scrawled on the walls after you escape the death trap at the end of the testing chambers in Portal 1.

[@thomasdenul4340]

Ow sure, who wants a full video anyway, right? Gotta get the dlc first

[@sam_donuts9745]

I was screaming the word "SQUIB" in my living room. I'm sure my family is concerned

[@spiceboy1904]

The first minute was just me screaming, ”IT’S A SQUIB!”

[@brandongair6384]

Not sure I know why but I found Natalie to be HILARIOUS in this episode😂😂

[@danielmasny1587]

Jonathan Coulton Singing Still Alive! Amazing! What a welcome surprise! Highlight of my day.

[@IcyAuron]

I was SO ready when he said Final Fantasy. That was actually a very well phrased question, and I have nothing to complain about. *victory fanfare*

[@empdiaz33e8]

Mako is the refined process of turning the life stream into a useable energy, so they don't harvest mako they make mako

[@InfinityMind1]

Not knowing a term "squib"... Those are not real nerds...

[@hamiltoneuzarraga6546]

2 things: bronx and goliath names, which you answered. They only have stone bodies from dawn until dusk.

[@courtneydurham8429]

Use the force Harry, Sincerely, Gandalf.

[@bowelsoftrogdor]

I won't pay to watch this. I will sit through ads to watch this. 1 ad for every 15 minutes of content seems fair to me.

[@juniorarmah7473]

the enthusiasm he said ''mudblood' with kills me

[@buddhathegod]

Well I mean, to be frank Materia isn't solely used for weapons, they're also used to slot your armlet-pieces which can yield defensive properties. And of course, some don't just boost your weapons, but also grant you offensive, defensive, summons and supportive skills that you can use in battle.

[@rasati]

Um actually, still alive didnt inspire the meme the cake is a lie, it was the writing on some walls from rattman "the cake is a lie"

[@Stag_DC]

So happy to see that JoCo is a guest on this show.

[@HunterHerne]

Um, Actually, Gargoyles only have stone bodies in the day, when they are resting, and incapable of movement. They are flesh at night, which is outright yelled by Hakkon in the first 5 minutes of the series. Goliath did not name himself, the humans of Castle Wyvern did to signify his standing as the leader, and to identify him during decision making meetings when he was allowed. Bronx, likewise did not name himself, as he is a Beast gargoyle, and not really sapient, I think? The Hudson agreed to the name after asking a rhetorical question to Elisa Maza "Why does everything need a name? Does the river have a name?" "The river is called The Hudson" "Aye, then I'll be 'The Hudson' as well."

[@missybarbour6885]

The fact that none of them knew "squib" physically pained me but I just now realized I don't think that was ever mentioned in the movies though it was in the books every time they reminded us who Filch was...

[@albertboy2774]

I literally had the squib conversation with myself today before I watched this. word for word I swear to god.

[@sarareimert7331]

Me screaming in my room “HES A SQUIB!!!!!!”

[@skyjoe55]

Um actually "the cake is a lie" meme came from ratman's drawings on the test chamber walls in portal 1

[@DahrkMezalf]

Also, I never questioned "sockets" in weapons and gear until this episode. "Yeah, it's like when you put flames on a car". I mean... where's the flaw in that logic? :O

[@shyguitargirl]

I was screaming 'squib' THE WHOLE TIME

[@sharipenn1183]

I was just screaming "Squib!" at the screen the whole time.

[@alexcandelario9609]

This is what happens when squibs aren't mentioned in movies

[@asbestosfish_]

_oh, wow, that’s an actual actor I’ve actually seen._

[@dragonweyr44]

um...actually, The gargoyles aren't "gifted" with stone bodies, they turn to stone during daylight hours

[@nwashugu273]

Patch be like 'don't disrespect me like that'

[@elizaheintzelman8764]

Goofy is not a dog, he's a goof. Disney said so

[@edawgrules]

Um actually, the captions for this video say "the cake is alive" instead of "the cake is a lie".

[@Thehouseoffail]

Are we entirely sure the cake is not alive?

[@Neelay98]

I was screaming SQIUB at my screen 😂😂😂

[@VinhNguyen-ek8no]

Did you just say *Mudblood* ? I’m offended because I’m *Mugleborn*

[@Hunt8er]

AND DOUBLE UM ACTUALLY FOR THE PORTAL ONE, THE CAKE IS A LIE MEME WAS NOT SPAWNED FROM THAT SONG, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

[@chaoswarriorx4411]

I love trap's keyboard tie

[@isitbriannieves]

I jumped up and down repeatedly, excited, like a little schoolgirl, once I saw Coulton and heard the first lyrics of the song. Thanks, Um, Actually!

[@CamoB-ub9my]

So glad they made this into a series

[@bluesunrise8838]

Um actually materia can be used as a weapon. Putting materia into weapons is just a game mechanic, within the story materia can be used without doing that to cast stuff.

[@krithikar.]

They missed an opportunity where Trapp mispronounce Demi's last name and he then says "Um Actually..." to correct Trapp.

[@shadhinov]

I'm actually nerds like fainting at the sight of mark hamill and then correcting people.

[@zacharytayfan5548]

Me:*is Harry Potter fan* Also me:*corrects everything that’s wrong*

[@supervegeta101]

The gargoyles are only stone in sunlight

[@roybenari]

I'm not gonna lie. I screamed GLADOS at the screen

[@ShankarSivarajan]

Um, actually it's GLaDOS: the "a" is lowercase. :D

[@roybenari]

@@ShankarSivarajan haha! I knew that! But I wasn't sure which is the lower case and didn't feel like looking it up so I upper case 'em all. Good catch

[@ShankarSivarajan]

​@@roybenari I wasn't sure either, though since you screamed it, uppercase is justifiable. For anyone else reading this, it's an acronym: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

[@thedankatheist3466]

“Linguistic crunchiness”

[@yrsa7637]

" But wait there's m.... " i leave.

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Um, actually the gargoyles are only stone when frozen during the day.

[@MissNLucero]

Even his tie is wrong! :D The detailwork in this show is excellent

[@ivorylloyd4248]

I'm so glad that you had a Gargoyles question LOL you made my day

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Now that I think about it, "muggle" really wouldn't look out of place next to the "N" and "F" slurs.

[@x3r0prime45]

um actually, people did leave room for "cool rocks" in weapons like a ruby in the hilt or a sword. It just didn't have any magical benefit like it did in FF7

[@fffianist]

IT'S DEMI ADEJUYIGBE :D

[@MattLaRiv]

Um, actually, the Gargoyles protected a castle from medieval Scotland which was transported to New York City in the 20th century.

[@andrew20146]

Portal was so great.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

It truly was.

[@Yurt_enthusiast7]

Yes!

[@CurseofBlackDeath]

throw them off by having one of the things be fully correct, but make it for a more obscure franchise

[@jackdoyle7453]

um actually weren't the gargoyles cursed to turn to stone in daylight, rather than gifted?

[@andrineslife]

Demi is so wonderful, his podcast Punch Up the Jam is hilarious!

[@HoytTheMage]

For anyone interested, Dropout is now available worldwide

[@XTMARIO101]

"Linguistic crunchiness"

[@missybarbour6885]

No one ever fully gets the Harry Potter questions. STOP. INVITING. MUGGLES.