"Did You Shoot Up The School?" | South Park

[@rodystam3519]

“Someone shot up the school? Was it you?!” Randy is the best Character

[@TheAzrael666death]

@@reactionwithlukzlizbeth8882 Begone furry, go to yiff in another place

[@reactionwithlukzlizbeth8882]

@@TheAzrael666death wut? what that means?

[@yeeman1221]

That was decided for a long time

[@CultPersonalityOf]

The calm in his words

[@Vip3rC4in0022]

How he cuts himself off makes me laugh so much 😂

[@Mindraker1]

"So what's this about failing a math quiz?" - - LOL

[@alllittlethingzz]

Mindraker1 my parents

[@dimwit818]

Stan never answered the question 😂

[@CiTyoFGODZz21]

I almost Fell over 😂😂😂

[@garamabe6891]

Randy move on so fast😂😂

[@Omarion_thegreat]

🤣 “ sorry shhueroon “

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

“Kids died at his school. Why are you all acting like this is normal?“ Kenny.

[@lagargato8904]

We all die inside there

[@smileysatanson3404]

and its america

[@EmpireWrestling2024]

Why did I read his name in Cartman’s voice 😂

[@jeremydale213]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! CANT BREATHE!!!! LOL!!!!!

[@The_Str4nger]

But they forget that he dies

[@ItsYaBoyYogi]

Stan’s mom has a fantastic voice actor. She’s always very genuine

[@CErra310]

April Stewart is her name, and she is a fantastic actress

[@toymariofficial217]

she legit brings stan’s mom’s character to life

[@CErra310]

@@toymariofficial217 and my Thief in Guild Wars 2. And my Soldiers in XCOM 2. And Petra in Destiny :)

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

@@CErra310 I thought it was one of the 2 voice actors that carry the entire show

[@xXAkirhaXx]

@@toymariofficial217 And technically her character brought Stan to life, just all around a solid character.

[@TacomanDezzy]

Butters: *gets shot* Mr. Stotch: "NO SON OF MINE GETS SHOT! BUTTERS, YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!"

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Luca Melendez yeah that’s how it would go

[@yeetusdeletus4144]

That exactly what white people do( for those who can take a joke)

[@Johnny.Picklez]

@Mr. Graves butter scotch

[@degosaurus9798]

Say Butters Stotch five times fast

[@rosesofvelvet3748]

Kwasi Blackshear I’m white and this is exactly what my parents do all the time 😂

[@TheBehm08]

“Was it you?” “No” “Did you get shot?” “No” Ok so what’s the problem

[@MarijnvdSterre]

The math quiz obviously ^^

[@normalguy5208]

Yeah the math quiz is very important no kidding .

[@augustvctjuh8423]

911 likes everybody freeze

[@agnieszkaadamou2973]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@oddfreaks6452]

Legitimate questions

[@Grayfox988]

I love how even the soundtrack implies Sharon is acting crazy.

[@mantistoboggan5171]

how's she being crazy? school shootings in the usa are something to be concerned about

[@Grayfox988]

@@mantistoboggan5171 *WHOOOOOSH*

[@iheartlreoy8134]

Mantis Toboggan not really a handful of publicized cases doesn’t change the reality that most shootings at schools are gang related and not due to a murderous psycho checking out of society. Regular kids are most likely not going to die at school but gang kids probably will get shot.

[@Aquafan998]

@@mantistoboggan5171 yeah exactly

[@kh2freek]

@@iheartlreoy8134 your mentality is exactly what this clip is mocking. Sharon is right.

[@chrishaasnoot911]

If even Kenny survives the school shooting you know it’s not that big of a deal

[@zacharysiple629]

I mean, you're not WRONG...

[@LaBellaPria92]

I’m amazed Kenny even survived

[@MoopsSong]

"Kids died at the school!" Not like kenny dies all the time.

[@portalmanHUN]

Yes but no one remembers his deaths thanks to C'thulu's magic. Only his parents know.

[@aidenwoods8254]

@@portalmanHUN And Timmy.

[@_.magni._]

M L and Cartman

[@FullMetalKaliber]

M L No Stan and Kyle know. There’s been times they’ve brushed it off because it happened so many times

[@smileysatanson3404]

kenny: am i a joke to you?

[@nolife7799]

“They were killed at a school where they were supposed to be safe!” “Uh huh.... what else is going on?”

[@d.jmooreburner672]

Why does there need to be something else going on

[@RealMothman98]

@@d.jmooreburner672 Because it's South Park. If you need to ask that question, then you clearly don't get the point.

[@d.jmooreburner672]

@@RealMothman98 thats what the next line was 😑😑😑

[@RealMothman98]

@@d.jmooreburner672 No, she says "Why does there need to be anything else?" The fact that you added "going on" made me assume your question was legitimate rather than a quote.

[@aceboogie8941]

@@RealMothman98 I’m surprised someone like you even watches South Park

[@justin764]

" Was it you? " " No. " " Did you get shot? " " No. " **GENIUS**

[@jarnodatema]

H12L07K01 that had me in tears

[@princepaprika4055]

Justin “did you die”

[@creativejustice1298]

Genetic altruism

[@shanesands1980]

*ARE YOU SERIOUS DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT YOU'RE CHILD SAID KIDS DIED AT A SCHOOL*

[@c.i.a683]

Well was any of them mine? XD

[@Aranimda]

This aged like fine wine. And will continue to do so for the next 100 years.

[@nunka34ify]

Until people finally do something about it which likely won’t happen. People only care when it affects them directly

[@jamesfrost2032]

Unlike the schoolchildren.

[@exiaR2x78]

Bruh I watched this the night before the recent texas woke up to the news about it. (Live in a different country with way different timezone). Made me think of afew other episodes as well

[@theastonvillaseal585]

@@exiaR2x78 yup, frequent occurrence.

[@gamergirl454]

Yh.....oof

[@theradtaco6547]

“Kids died at his school, why are you all acting like this is normal!?” Dude, you live in South Park, a kid literally ground up another kids parent and fed then to him

[@ahmetbal5973]

They didn't respect Cartmans authoritah

[@dswag8495]

GUYS THEY DIDNT KILL KENNY!!! Lmao xD

[@gluteusmaximus42069]

and it turned out to be his own dad 💀💀

[@TheNameITriedWasTaken]

@@gluteusmaximus42069 and he only cared that it made him ginger

[@SvenskaIdioterna]

@@TheNameITriedWasTaken half ginger.

[@master106]

I’m surprised Kenny survived the school shooting.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Or did he? Bare in mind whenever he gets killed he wakes up one day and finds himself back in bed with no one remembering him dying. The only clue given to what they do remember is they thought Kenny ran away or something. He could have gotten shot and killed and they could have remembered it as him running from the gunfire.

[@ann860]

lol

[@milly_m123]

master106 games me too

[@FrostOnKeys]

I always hate seeing him die he's my favorite

[@FrostOnKeys]

I always hate seeing him die he's my favorite

[@No-ms3hj]

I never realized how Stan dresses a lot like his mom

[@kunookio-loserindisguisep1365]

Lol I was thinking that too

[@hardboiled5577]

It's because his mom buys him clothes and dresses him, he's a little kid.

[@Johanaa]

Same

[@hj-ss6pw]

No he doesn’t

[@hardboiled5577]

@@hj-ss6pw Yes he does. Brown shirt with red highlights, blue pants. totally alike.

[@ilikememesandstuff]

"Who shot up the school? Was it you?" "No." "Did you get shot?" "No." "Oh." *_TOP TIER PARENTING_*

[@JoeKing69]

"So what's this about failing a math quiz?"

[@ilikememesandstuff]

@@JoeKing69 *slams table* Are you serious?! Did you not hear what your child said!? Kids *_DIED_* at his school!

[@tomfriztergerald2918]

@@ilikememesandstuff *looks at stan in fear* i’m sorry sharon..i..

[@EpicDestr0yer]

WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS *NORMAL* ?!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

[@DgardsGaming]

@@JoeKing69 Priorities

[@WhyHighC]

Randy is delivering his lines so perfectly 🤣

[@kayleekitchell6714]

Yes he is😂

[@bricebutler2208]

Always

[@Yo-ww8ph]

Gotta love Trey

[@8-bitSpaceship]

Well Randy IS the most relatable character in this situation. (Sorry Stan you don't have it as hard in life yet.)

[@bgilley8199]

@@8-bitSpaceship haha, Sharon is supposed to be the most relatable person in this situation, she's reacting normally to a horrific event, Stan and Randy are hopelessly jaded.

[@skaterattrash2712]

"Why are you all acting like this is normal?!" *I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!*

[@LunaTank]

Its actually canada soo

[@fhddhdhk9319]

@@LunaTank no

[@PartiiB]

@@LunaTank yes, it's in Canada, the 51st state in the U.S.

[@Feuergraf]

No this is Patrick

[@Candy-un9ze]

I'm the 666th like-

[@Vhailor_Mithras]

When someone asks if you heard about the shooting and your default answer is "Which one?"

[@hunterfirestone3847]

My eyes

[@SUMMONER917]

This is so true though. God we are fricked.

[@lostpockets2227]

is there no where safe anymore? i want to build a house in the woods and live peacefully

[@13Kr4zYAzN13]

@@lostpockets2227 Which would ironically get you killed too. There's a whole movie about that lol

[@sumper_man]

Vhailor Mithras I'm the 666th liker😂💀

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

It’s kinda sad how the only unrealistic part about this episode is how quickly help arrived

[@AbbasOzkurtJr]

Ong😂😂

[@silversonic99]

Nah they don't live in Texas

[@AbbasOzkurtJr]

@@silversonic99 you have a point 😂😂😭

[@olsmellyknuckles9653]

@@silversonic99 the whole situation is ironic to me since texans love to paint themselves as badass people and yet they had the softest response to any shooting ever

[@Keegan006]

@@olsmellyknuckles9653 you do know that cops were preventing people with guns from going in and stoping this right

[@dontmindmejustcommenting8272]

When a school shooting is less important then a math test

[@pepperonipizza8200]

Does a school shooting get you to college?

[@chickenuggets5849]

@@pepperonipizza8200 yes

[@pepperonipizza8200]

We are not counting David

[@stupidluigimarcoandmarcosw7086]

That’s basically my parents

[@DDChorror]

Than*

[@tkemroyable]

Smh....ridiculous Cant believe he failed the math quiz

[@drakenpage777]

Hey decisions have to be made, you either do it or not 😂

[@selaelosetsiba5]

😂

[@yaboialex8862]

*smashes table* ARE YOU SERIOUS? DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT YOUR CHILD SAID?!?!!

[@lewisgarner5615]

KIDS DIED AT HIS SCHOOL

[@edsharansleftnut1948]

HE FLUNKED HIS MATH QUIZ

[@lilahdog568]

Parenting in 2019 fr: "Who shot up the school? Was it you? " "No" "Did you get shot?" " No" "Well what's this about failing a math quiz?"

[@akari3248]

At this point I don't think they'd even care about the math quiz 😂

[@scottvelez3154]

A school shooting? Son, I don't care about that. Why did I get a call from your mortally wounded, dying math teacher about a D on your math quiz?

[@alexharvey6522]

I like the idea that Stan would've been casually eating w/ his family after a day of school shooting

[@Vampire_Queen_Blood]

Are YOU SERIOUS

[@Vampire_Queen_Blood]

DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT YOUR CHILD SAID

[@bman3794]

Stan’s mom being hysterical while everyone else acting like school shootings are an ordinary everyday thing. She is a lone voice in the sea of madness.

[@iateyursandwiches]

@@skreign if the news you watch makes human empathy more common, then i dont see anything wrong with that. How about you try to be human every once in a while?

[@smokeyreee1225]

It is

[@chrisprilloisebola]

@@skreign literally

[@chrisprilloisebola]

@@iateyursandwiches sounds like you are projecting

[@neubro1448]

The whole recurring theme of South Park of being apathetic citizens. They're more worried about Cartman walking around nude than Butters with a shuriken in his eye.

[@snowcone9444]

"WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL?!" *probably because the school has been attacked by Zombies and a Giant Reptilain Bird*

[@YellowTissueBox]

Fair comment.

[@wotmast]

! x'D

[@gabrielreyesjr7852]

And a cult of gingers led by One of Stan’s friends and someone was murdered and everyone had to hear it over the intercom

[@swimmer8585]

And lets not forget that one of the kids killed, ground up, and fed parents to their kid

[@boofstain1508]

And Kenny dies an ungodly amount of times and no one cares

[@shinethief3785]

I do love how this entire plot point screens how simple overexposure can just numb you to atrocities

[@jackmaehoph4822]

Or ridiculous Trump tweets.

[@diegodavid1955]

@@jackmaehoph4822 orange man bad

[@luiscuadras1963]

@@jackmaehoph4822 orange man bad

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

Tangerine Fellow not okay.

[@woodchuckcider1]

@@jackmaehoph4822 NPC

[@anonymouse740]

That "I'm sorry Sharon?" is understood by every married man in the world xd

[@calebkuti7897]

“Another three days of this probably” is another

[@creekandseminole]

Very true. Also what ends up happening is me being quiet and not talking which drives my wife crazy

[@sithlordzach8418]

@@creekandseminole *drives her more crazy than she already is

[@sonicblade64]

not even married men just men in a committed relationship with women

[@dxdux]

@@calebkuti7897 I wish, nowadays it's like the whole week....

[@jacobsaunders1092]

This is hilarious social commentary, I've seen it a dozen times and it's still hilarious, everyone in South park acting like the only sane person is acting crazy.

[@Calekoflight]

But she also kind of didn't care until it affected her....Now she's driven to near insanity over what everyone else is beyond desensitized to.

[@pippincovington1348]

The show itself is also acting like she is crazy for caring about dead kids, hence the music

[@TheGreenTaco999]

@@Calekoflight the joke is that it doesn't affect her, I'm confused what you mean

[@TheGreenTaco999]

@@pippincovington1348 that is the joke

[@aaronball10]

@@Calekoflight idk if I’d say that. Sharon has always been one of the more moral characters (like Wendy) and she is freaking out because it involved her community and her child. But yeah, overall this episode is great at showing how desensitized we have become to shootings. Like we all know how these go at this point

[@JakiestJake]

Who shot up the scho-- was it you? no. Did you get shot? no. Oh.

[@thewonderfulvoid4899]

So what's this about failing a math quiz?

[@diamondynamite]

@@thewonderfulvoid4899 Sharon: **Has a mental breakdown**

[@nope.7878]

@@diamondynamite Sharon: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! DID YOU NOT SAID WHAT YOUR CHILD SAID?! KIDS DIED AT HIS SCHOOL

[@matthewmateriale2046]

So what’s this I hear about you failing a math test

[@justsomerandomlittlekidont2464]

Sharon: *slams table hard*

[@spartankongcountry6799]

"Who shot up the school? Was it you?" Love how they write Randy.

[@drakenpage777]

😂 facts tho 😂

[@jarlbalgruuf7701]

Definitely my favourite character in the show

[@stariizzzz]

diD yoU gEt sHot?????

[@Claptrap42]

She’s obviously not an American confirmed

[@angelzx7961]

Auzz total of school shootings in american: 5000000000000000000000000006900000000000000000042000000000000000000000000000000000

[@potpourri565]

angel Nah

[@buttlicker4361]

@@angelzx7961 funny, you put 69 and 420 in there, absolute comedian right here

[@angelzx7961]

Oh Yeah yeah ikr im so funny

[@angelzx7961]

Oh Yeah yeah ur funny for still have the oh yeah yeah meme as ur name and pfp

[@LucyLovettLestrange]

I love how Stan is so unfazed by the school shooting and just casually tells everyone how he failed his math quiz

[@that_guy0_0]

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." - Garrison

[@thischannelisdead8618]

👏👏👏

[@brandongellert3137]

I believe he says 7 days 🧐🤓

[@guedeto1995]

@@111ohno what you talking about?

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

I don't trust myself either

[@Somelucky]

Randy needs to learn the power of chocolate.

[@MrClassicInTheMaking]

I know it's a joke but how Randy took it is literally how my father would've reacted in this situation.

[@penguineeee6440]

lol same

[@bobbyj8163]

Same

[@TheeDeadCreator]

sad how indifferent about suffering we humans have become tbh

[@johnnygreenface]

@@TheeDeadCreator have become? We have always been like that. Lol

[@TheeDeadCreator]

@@johnnygreenface nah, we used to be fairly empathetic 60 years ago but empathy levels have quantitatively dropped by 80% or so in the last 60 years. likely cuz of our desensitisation to the horrors of the world that we know about and can see thanks to access to the internet

[@kenny2xtimes61]

“Another three days of this” I felt that

[@guilhermehank4938]

He knows our pain

[@boybumbatso1582]

I commented the samething.

[@RIXRADvidz]

You SHOULD Be Happy. that means there aren't more mouths to feed coming

[@JoseAnd97]

it feels like two weeks sometimes

[@alexanderwoolley1623]

Wow it's almost like we watched the same video

[@eEmm1]

Stan's mother is the most sane character in the whole South Park universe.

[@fragzilla4531]

Kyle and also she hid a dead body because she though Stan killed somebody

[@raccoonchild]

Probably the only decent parent in the show.

[@VisorByte]

Not really, in the ending it turned out she was only acting that way because she was on her period. When the period was over, she didn't care that Stan was shot.

[@MrCmon113]

She got needlessly upset and didn't even care about the maths quiz.

[@neglectfulsausage7689]

i dont call going insane over something that happened that no one could do anything about and which had little to no impact on 99% of people's lives "sane".

[@archiedelapena7299]

"SsShHhHhHh ThIs Is A lIbRaRy" *puts suppressor on*

[@stonedgoku9k966]

You didn't just...….XDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ha_joker_ha6337]

Archie Dela Pena Going dark

[@向你祖母問好]

Thank you for respecting the ribrary

[@leithesocialistyuricon8981]

Archie Dela Pena 444th like lol

[@kehrbotrsupporter5097]

Uh kids have epielepsie here so yeah please dont shoot that minigun Puts muzzle brake on

[@J--Y]

*whats this about failing a math quiz?*

[@montaldi100]

Hi Dolan

[@xxMrBaldyxx]

reported for spam

[@theprotagonist915]

Lol

[@jumalakohtuotsus4174]

*ARE YOU SERIOUS?*

[@kevinmay9151]

Shuddup and heal meh

[@fatkid5757]

sharon and kyle are literally the only two people in south park who are completely sane.

[@norinportant4411]

i dont know man, that moment when she ran away with that shake thing wasn't really ... normal

[@sethrawbass]

Nah there the most annoying characters

[@iamtheceoofyourpoopmanager2442]

Didn't Sharon hide a body to protect her son?

[@silverspoon5925]

That’s the reason Kyle is my least favourite of the 4 cuz the other 3 are funnier

[@sandwichgod692]

Stan's the most normal. People tend to forget that these days for whatever reason. Kyle has done insane things too.

[@Hellopleesh]

I think this is the first time South Park genuinely made me sad. Of all the truths, how normalized school shootings have become is probably the most sickening.

[@DameOfDiamonds]

You can thank the media

[@Xapheus]

@@DameOfDiamonds I'm not understanding this assertion; how is "the media" responsible for normalizing school shootings? It's the increased frequency of the shootings that appeared to normalize school shootings into an almost everyday occurrence. The shooters carrying out the shootings are responsible, not seeing how "the media" is blamed for reporting on it?

[@DameOfDiamonds]

@@Xapheus everytime a school shooting happens it's all over national news and people immediately try to make it about politics

[@DgardsGaming]

Hasn’t become normalised, it’s become politicised.

[@jagatheeldest5786]

@@DameOfDiamonds reflexively blaming the media for reporting something, is a sign of a weak mind.

[@Joeyblondewolf2]

I love South Park. They really talk about real issues and make you think. Not just laugh

[@astrolix6269]

No

[@bendover7841]

Yes

[@foreskinmcfat-nutsjr]

That’s like 60% of shows i don’t know why people act like it’s a super unique concept

[@SardonischerDean]

Not really. The social commentary on South Park for an animated show is on another level.

[@dry7560]

@@SardonischerDean what social commentary does this provide ???

[@localsimp6293]

“Who shot up the schoo-...was it you...?” “No.” “Did you get shot?” “No.” “Oh...” ... *“Well what’s this about failing a math quiz.”*

[@lerlmibea4792]

Boo

[@localsimp6293]

You guys are to spoopy for me....

[@ehi_ij]

When we say boo we don’t mean ghost boo we mean boo on you

[@localsimp6293]

Ehi Uh okay? I don’t get why a literal quote from the actual show is getting booed at because I commented it, but do whatever you guys want I guess lol.

[@alexm-wy9ip]

@@localsimp6293 its not the actuall quote, they are booing you directly.

[@FaydsterTV]

“So what is this I hear about failing a math quiz?”

[@leepicbaconman1553]

Fayd Bills btw the question mark goes before the end quotations.

[@CharlotteWeb100]

Punishable by death here. Death by stabby plastic knives because that's all we have to work with mind you with but punishment nonetheless.

[@weegee9616]

School doesn't SAVE people Stan did free them from school

[@TheTexasDice]

to be fair, I would rather be in a school shooting than a math quiz too.

[@nolyfe4814]

Texas Dice can I use you as a shield. No offense but I’d rather it be you.

[@romycarldelacruz1980]

*“Kids died at school why are you acting like this is normal”* Kenny: *(MUFFLING VOICES AFTER HE DIES FROM A SHOE*

[@GeoffreyMureithi]

Another three days of wine tasting for Randy

[@osiris7127]

at least its classy...

[@wadewilson7015]

GodKingOsiris it’s elegantly cultural

[@favrerules04]

It's called a SMORGESVEIN!! lol

[@yoloswaggins1579]

Omfg that's nasty.

[@TimidIzzy]

I'm not having a glass of wine, I'm having six! It's called a tasting and it's classy!

[@kmarie1331]

'Did you shoot up the school?' *'No'* 'Did you get shot?' *'No'* 'Oh... well what's this about failing s math quiz?' This is why I live.

[@AppleManiagaming]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[@Zerathenezot]

That would be me as a parent.

[@AppleManiagaming]

@Tobias Belz it's a reference to the show you goose

[@dannyboy591]

@Tobias Belz I love how you complain about people being offended when he legitimately just quoted the video you're commenting, thus making you look like the offended one

[@mickeymausss1572]

😂😂😂😂

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

“Why are you acting like this is normal” This is America

[@happyacee4882]

Solotvhead99 bruh lol

[@rickardkaufman3988]

Guns In My Area.

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

403 Forbidden yup

[@henrywedekind5754]

Would've been better if randy answered: I'm sorry, I thought this was America

[@fahimp3]

@I hate antifa I hate blm I bet you know nothing about policy but everything about culture war nonsense. Typical reactionary...

[@ZetaReticuli_]

Randy asking Sharon if it was her time of the month was priceless. The way he did it, just made one of the oldest jokes in book funny all over again. 🤣

[@acherest2768]

“Oh yeah some kid shot up the school” “Was it you?” “No” “Did you get shot?” “No”

[@dislikebutton36]

"Oh, well what's this about failing a maths Quiz?"

[@zerosorigin8387]

If he was shot then he wouldn’t exactly be sitting at the dinner table lol. He would be either dead or in a hospital.

[@maximaldinotrap]

It's a school that at this point has been attacked by everything from zombies to aliens so this is probably fresh air in comparison

[@AlphabetLoreFan2024]

*slams table* ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT YOUR CHILD JUST SAID?!?! KIDS DIED AT HIS SCHOOL!!!!!!!

[@KyIieB]

This episode is a masterpiece.

[@earthmonke9247]

wat episode is it

[@Maya-lw8ds]

@@earthmonke9247 season 22 episode 1

[@immortalspy3005]

No, I’m sorry, but this is NOT a masterpiece. It was horrible and painful to sit through.

[@rohmann000]

@@immortalspy3005 The whole episode uses dark irony to prove a serious point.

[@todddollasign5635]

If the episode was hard and painful, then you didn’t see the irony and you are probably part of the problem. This episode is one of south parks best attempts at tackling a modern issue

[@KegOfMeat]

The way Randy pivots to the math test is brilliant

[@raven4k998]

cause it is normal for a school shooting to happen🤣

[@capncake8837]

@@raven4k998 I mean, at the end of the day, if he didn’t get shot or shoot anyone and isn’t traumatized, the math quiz is the next most important thing.

[@cantaloupegodling352]

This episode has aged amazingly. Unlike about 300 kids a year.

[@nicofreako4228]

Bro you didn't have to say that ☠️

[@timothypeterson4781]

300? Are you, what, including gang shootings or something in that?

[@liarlemon]

that was not necessary

[@NFLD_RPAS]

@@liarlemon yes it was

[@amysmileyreid95]

Oooooooooh

[@FlowmasterStang]

The way the mom reacted is the way America reacted to columbine. The way the dad reacted represents our reactions to school shootings now. At least that’s my interpretation.

[@RamboV1]

Powerpig 02 I think its more that she is reacting the way we should be reacting. Where as everyone else is representing the rest of society who normalise/ ignore these events.

[@JoseMendoza-JAM]

Correct and sad

[@phyrinx3740]

@@RamboV1 It's because media coverage actually increases the risk of school shooting according to studies. The more teens who are depressed are being exposed to such coverage the more they are likely to do the same thing. Of course it's sad but we still shouldn't cover it as much as we do. Edit: The study I mean was done by Jennifer Johnston and Andrew Joy, it was titled "Mass shootings and the media Contagion effect" It states that those who commit mass shootings often have revenge fantasies and are very likely to be mentally ill in some degree, but they also tend to send messages to big media corperations before the shooting to get the attention they are seeking for.

[@js1031]

@CJ Em Was the political jab truly necessary? I fail to see how people becoming desensitized to mass shootings can be solved by 500+ non scientists. Ironically, the current increase of shootings will likely lead to a decrease later on. Quite a few of these twisted individuals have illusions of infamy. These individuals clearly have never heard of the Law of Diminishing Returns. We're almost at that point, where a school can get shot up, and it'll barely get a mention unless it happens in a large media market. The tragic part is that thousands of people had to be murdered to get to that point. So making this a left v. right issue solves nothing. It's a fallacy. I would hope that people can rise above the tribalism of the day and look at this problem with reason and logic. There are literal lives on the line if we can't figure out a definitive way to stop these shootings. I hope that you can be part of the solution.

[@amit212543]

No? If that were the case everyone else wouldn't be nearly as dismissive of the shootings, acting like its normal to have daily shootings at the same school.

[@nandominus3025]

"WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL?!" I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Merica!

[@TJ-fe7rr]

This is America alright

[@thelosttomato4020]

I didn't expect this from you PC Principal. You're all about being politically correct.

[@bl00by_]

@@thelosttomato4020 It is political correct aslong everyone is getting shot equally! -America

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@bl00by_ But only the white people, and by people I mean men, and by men I mean straight men, and by straight men I mean preferably Christian straight men. - Also America

[@itami6803]

@@TheStraightestWhitest save it for your podcast

[@Zenislav]

Randy is BEST South Park character ever!

[@TheComicSans5]

So what's this about failing a math quiz?

[@christopher6337]

Yes absolutely

[@TerjeNesthus]

Agree

[@williamcorey4700]

Well best patent anyway

[@SaceInTime]

No tweak

[@pastlesandfish]

Man, this is depressingly accurate. Sharon was me this whole episode. I really felt for her and could relate to her anger and bafflement.

[@danatedawg1018]

The thing is did she propose solutions or just panic again

[@nathanolson7462]

She was frightened and confused and any attempt to talk about it with others would result in them basically gaslighting her. It's hard to come up with solutions when no one will even try to understand what the problem is.

[@fatty1040]

@@nathanolson7462 Or its dumb of Sharon to make a problem that is *larger than her town* personal and then self righteously take it out on their family/ the internet.

[@jadapinkett1656]

You're an irrelevant SJW?

[@debeb5148]

It was literally revealed at end of the episode she had a period and didn't care all along lol

[@OneOfManyKdawgs]

"There was a school shooting" "Who shot up the schoo- was it you?"

[@akirahimurakinakiyama99]

JP 2005 did you get shot?

[@technoblade2928]

@JP 2005 oh what's this about failing a math quiz

[@_.magni._]

ARE YOU SERIOUS? DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU CHILD SAID?

[@weirddork4422]

KIDS DIED AT HIS SCHOOL

[@_.magni._]

Uh, sorry Shearen I-

[@trinity3422]

Love this episode, the whole time everyone thinks she’s overreacting because it’s that time of the month for her

[@Franco7._.69]

What episode is this?

[@Franco7._.69]

@SuperMarioFan 3001 thanks dude

[@steffydouglas]

Holy f u c k d u d e

[@VinnyBloo]

Everyone ends up being correct. She just on the rag.

[@neonice]

​@@VinnyBlooI work in the medical field and women actually don't have "angry hormones" while on their period. The thing that can cause mood swings in some is testosterone and it's higher shortly before the period not while being on it.

[@Senormaster]

This is what I don’t like about this. This is very immoral and the Creators of South Park think this is funny!!! 😡 😡 😡 Failing a math quiz is never fun!

[@eazy-cheez-e8033]

Hahahahah you got us in the first half, not gonna lie!

[@net343]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@eazy-cheez-e8033]

@@net343 WHAT? Srly? they also had you guys too in the first half? hahahaha

[@SlapMyBass3825]

Keep your nose in the books. Math and English are the most useful subjects.

[@eisenheim46]

Was about to throw hands here.

[@NO-1-U-NO]

4 years later and here we are again.

[@olbradley]

"YOUR ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL" Honestly it kinda is now a-days

[@toastcrunch9387]

That's the joke.

[@autumbreeze1129]

And that's the sad truth

[@autumbreeze1129]

@@toastcrunch9387 wow. Uncalled for much?

[@DasInf13]

@@autumbreeze1129 was going to side with you but it actually surprises me that no mlp fan has shot up a school yet, my bets on that or a furry.

[@poodoodrilldick7757]

@@autumbreeze1129 come on dude you know the deal, bronies and furries are the lowest on the food chain, just shut up and accept your fate like me

[@Xemaine]

Randy: who shot up the schoo...was it you? Stan: No Randy: were you shot? Stan: no Randy: oh..... well what's this I hear of you failing your math quiz?! Lol randy is too epic

[@oddfreaks6452]

Priorities: “Did you do it?” Or “Did you get hurt?”

[@tdproductions343]

I mean Randy's not wrong. The only important things are that Stan didn't get shot or start up the shooting.

[@friendlyfriday3445]

@@cloudstreets1396 I don’t think that was the point of the episode at all. There wasn’t anything in the episode to show that school shootings is a price to pay for bearing arms. It’s just pure satire. Making fun of sad situation and showing us how this has become so common that we’ve become numb to this sort of situation. I think your just forcing your own narrative on to the episode.

[@Edward.4000]

True

[@tdproductions343]

@@Edward.4000 oh hey Ed! Wasn't expecting to see you here!

[@benpage11]

@AFK Indie for getting us to project ourselves? Sounds fair. Better then a fascist government gunning down people

[@RaftelX]

@@cloudstreets1396 you clearly didn't understand anything lol

[@Jotinko]

Back here after the Texas shooting. Sad but not surprising. South Park nailed this as we’re numb to these events as they’re more common rather than the 90s with Columbine.

[@warlordnipple]

Trey and Matt went to Columbine a few years before the shooting.

[@Jotinko]

@@warlordnipple Crazy to think about. If they were around 12 or so years younger, they possibly would have been there.

[@jtgd]

@@warlordnipple was gonna ask was it then?

[@warlordnipple]

@@jtgd was it then? I am confused by your question

[@I.K.Slash.]

"cHiLdReN wErE sHoT!"

[@Shadow-sw2hx]

People don't care because it's not a family member or yourself

[@somethingbutnothing2068]

I.K. Slash Doushe bag

[@Tigerman1138]

Shadow I think you are missing the ENTIRE point.

[@menotyou.7176]

OhHhhHHH NoooOooOoO

[@kosog6584]

Hopefully you don't have any.

[@boshwa20]

*Meanwhile in Alaska and Hawaii...* Hawaii: What's that noise? Alaska: The mainland is arguing about shootings again Hawaii: Oh ok. So just normal stuff

[@vulgrim909]

Boshwa Alaska and Hawaii are both opposites, but yeah that is accurate.

[@carultch]

Alaska has more guns per capita than anywhere else in the country? Do school shootings happen there too?

[@boshwa20]

@@carultch I don't know! We barely get any news from these places!

[@toastpuppy3491]

carultch My guess is that since Alaska has a very low population for it’s size, coupled with people being spread out, that the schools there aren’t as crowded as our schools and teachers and staff can keep a watch on everyone at practically every time.

[@gurt.yuri3378]

@@carultch I believe in all of Alaska's history there has only been one school shooting incident. As for Hawaii I'm not sure.

[@spencerbowden2979]

Wait first episode school shootings Second episode Catholics rep ruined Third episode mr hankey ruining his holiday and dragging Kyle down with him. Do you notice a pattern with these episodes. For once we don’t have an entire season dedicated to one plot. We’re free.

[@SmittyWerbenJagermannJensen]

Spencer Bowden they only did that for like 2 seasons

[@paxman192]

@@SmittyWerbenJagermannJensen yeah and I preferred it tbh

[@mikemorro140]

Spencer Bowden there are still certain subplots like PC Principal and Strong Woman will probably be a thing plus the school shootings and I won't be surprised if Mr. Hankey ends up coming back by the end of the season

[@GANTZ100pts]

I don't think very many people noticed it but in the Catholic episode the school was getting shot up again. When they are next to the school in the episode you can hear gunfire.

[@professorchaos5058]

@@GANTZ100pts also Stan is in a case cause at the end of the school shooting episode he was shot

[@OrthodoxRabbiBillClinton]

The algorithm has no chill

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

The one time Sharon was a parent

[@basillah7650]

Not a parents in order to be a parent you need to listen to your kids she clearly does not give a fk about about what her kids have to say.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

@@basillah7650 well a parent as in She actually cared for what happen at hes school In earlier episodes she didn't even notice Stan was unhappy

[@theblackphoenix6498]

*wasn't

[@twinodoom]

It’s been a while.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Wow 509 likes in 3 days New record

[@Dwemerologist]

I love Randy's face when Sharon hits the table, lol.

[@justinthomasjr.36]

His face was,😐

[@youzettasonsofdigits1639]

@@justinthomasjr.36 no it was more 😳

[@Clownkissrr]

He said 👀

[@justinhawkins6439]

Only SP could pull this off 😂

[@taddad2641]

don' think it worked personally.

[@michaelzero5278]

Meh

[@DGzCarbon]

Louis ck did a joke and got torched. South Park does it and it's hilarious lol

[@millerrain4025]

#cancelsouthpark was a thing

[@DGzCarbon]

@@millerrain4025 South Park are the ones who created #cancelsouthpark

[@tank_dempsey]

The sad fact this is unironically how it feels living in America

[@daswarzenschwein]

Oh hey Dempsey

[@Bungerbrown]

Wut

[@mainhalo117]

Only if you fear the unlikely

[@tank_dempsey]

@@mainhalo117 leading cause of death for children but sure

[@RospettoVerte]

@@tank_dempsey only if you include 19 and 18 year olds and ignore infants. And it's not school shootings, just firearm homicide, which most of the time is gang related.

[@martin4836]

" Oh... well what's this about failing a math quiz?"

[@operator8014]

I think this is their best episode so far.

[@bearybear7169]

I love how he asks that in such a normal tone.

[@Eli_Geo03]

I love Randy’s facial expression when Sharon gets up from the table

[@georgecortes3416]

As someone who experienced this, I'm disgusted. We really need to take stuff like this more seriously! This is children's futures we're talking about, after all! How else are we supposed to prepare our children for the real world if they don't take their tests seriously???

[@XevenYT143]

Got me at first 😂

[@rileymoore6780]

Got us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@huda6914]

Ikr? People should know there are no safe areas to hide from pvp.

[@Thepre-fixfordeath]

@@huda6914 lol

[@TurusDJava]

Lol 🤣

[@SteamedSam]

Love how Randy doesn't know why Sharon is upset but is trying his best.

[@Darkstormsun9865]

I wouldn't really consider that trying at all.

[@catsinburg8626]

Mf wasn't trying at all 💀💀💀💀

[@virgojake4531]

0:46 Randy Just defined me as a parent in that scenario

[@bruhstandler]

Me as a parent: "and u aint slide back?"

[@johnhenry4844]

“What was his K/D son.”

[@TheRockkickass]

“Well that lawn isn’t gonna mow itself”

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

"Welp. Another 3 days of this probably..." Most relatable thing ever said in South Park.

[@ianm8218]

TheAwesomeDarkNinja this was just the brutal truth

[@freddyzepeda9318]

Lol

[@DuelingCharisma]

It’s honestly depressing how accurate this is in real life XD

[@newerest1]

No it's not at all accurate lol. this is literally the joke, that the media acts like this is such a common occurence that people in south park are completely unfazed by it

[@creativejustice1298]

It unfortunately is very accurate. People are naturalistically "Competitive" and most mental health facilities don't want to acknowledge Evolutionary Psychology because there afraid of school shooters. Everybody wants acceptance and friends but people are competitive and like to play games and lie and possibly bully - though it's usually more subtle and passive-aggressive

[@Robo-xk4jm]

except not really, maybe for florida not for everyone else. you do realize the US has a lot of people and is bigger and way more diverse then just NYC LA and miami?

[@uberdjura4003]

@@newerest1 "The Media Acts" yeah okay mate. Don't tackle the fact that we're the only first world nation where this routinely happens or anything, just blam the media immediately. Very cool.

[@EyDouma]

karens?

[@latmiyats]

“why are you acting like this is normal what’s wrong with you people” this is america.

[@anthonyhollywood2828]

Its amazing how south park is still funny And family guy isnt

[@scslre]

DAE family guy bad??? xD

[@kayleekitchell6714]

It is amazing how south park is funny agree

[@bhacksproductions4462]

Anthony Hollywood i know right probably because they do the same things over again and they are starting to build up a new fanbase of kids and teens of this generation

[@nave712]

It’s certainly still has it’s funny moments but it’s not what it used to be. I miss when it used to be Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny (or any other character) going on zany adventures of epic proportions, now it’s all just a bunch of politically correct slice of life stories.

[@Tyreece190]

Family guy is still funny also df

[@maxxammedhus.468]

What happend at school Ummm I failed my math test 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexcasares5943]

Was this about you failing a math quiz?

[@dovhakiinturner2075]

Same I'm failing lol

[@AZrakoon]

I dont care if my kid fails a math, as long they can get a D to pass the class......in real life no employer is going to care about your grades.

[@peterg3947]

@@AZrakoon Thats true if they're not going to college but you don't want your kid in the habit of doing the least amounnt possible to pass

[@thomasgriffin7864]

@@peterg3947 welcome to the new world, ran by millennials...

[@fumarc4501]

I’m glad to see Stan’s mom taking school shootings seriously... and the usual hysterical woman joke, per the course. Edited Wtd did all these likes and comments come from?!

[@VideoGuy232]

PP It’s both. It isn’t uncommon for men who think a woman is overreacting to assume it’s because she’s on her period. It’s another way of making the issue seem smaller or more personal to the individual who’s upset.

[@DaemonJerky]

You probably mean par for the course, hm?

[@ToughDuff]

PP It's a joke, he knows what the real joke is

[@thezzzaappp]

She’s having a reasonable reaction to her sons school being shot up. The joke is Randy and society are being a jackass.

[@Corporal_Coyote]

I haven't seen the episode but I believe the joke is that school shootings are so common than no one really cares anymore as we have become desensitized to it, but she hasn't. This isn't a women joke it's a joke on our society as it currently stands.

[@natj170]

This just keeps on aging like fine wine

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Randy: did you get shot. Stan: no *later* Sharon: Stan...'s been shot

[@paigefugitt7456]

Grounding Guy well, I guess it’s not the end of the world

[@SeyaDiakite7]

@@paigefugitt7456 *crying of joy*

[@Endervulpe]

STAN YOU LITTLE SHI--- LIAR.

[@fairymairah]

the Sad thing is that her husband got to her! and him worrying about her menstrual cycle had stopped her from caring ! ! ! !

[@rmoretti10]

Lily Moan From Rupaul's Drag Race Season 15

[@lraoux]

"Welp. Another 3 days of this probably..." XD !

[@sasca854]

"Who shot up the scho-- was it you?!"

[@goldenwaffles4097]

Silent Solitude did you get shot?

[@dbt4869]

@@goldenwaffles4097 no

[@goldenwaffles4097]

Damyenn Tyler oh.. well what’s this about failing a math quiz 😠

[@dadoncouch732]

@@goldenwaffles4097 **slams table** *ARE YOU SERIOUS!? DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT YOUR CHILD SAID!? KIDS DIED AT HIS SCHOOL!*

[@goldenwaffles4097]

Hector Melecio I- I’m s-sorrey... sharon I-

[@mungoslast3459]

This is the exact reality of America with no exaggeration, somehow south park always gets it right.

[@neglectfulsausage7689]

its funny how all the black kids getting shot all the time in chicago and detroit as gang violence at schools and no one is making any tears or worry about it, but suddenly it happens to white kids and suddenly we have to stop everything and move mountains. Im saying people didnt care until there was a political flag waved to care.

[@dyl-dyl]

Unfortunately people’s “solutions” are to take people’s 2nd amendment right away instead of focusing on mental health issues and security

[@jeffdunham5150]

@@dyl-dyl the media should be partially accountable for these situations aswell

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

@@dyl-dyl fr, the government uses these cases as an excuse to unarm us so we rely more on the government for “protection” example: canada.

[@eliasrodriguez1419]

This is heavily exaggerated. Just because you hear about a new school shooting in America every 10 months doesn't mean every kid in school is gonna go through one.

[@superzilla784]

1:08 "Why are you acting like this is normal?!" the sad truth is that it's slowly starting to become normal... with how many shootings there have been both last year and this year alone, it's starting to become a weekly/monthly occurrence

[@thesssradio5008]

When the one happened 21 miles away from my school I was like, ok so it happens every other week its basically the same as a new episode of the conners at this point

[@grantrichardet6250]

superzilla784 i haven’t heard of one in a month or two

[@infernalbaka557]

@@grantrichardet6250 It's probably due to how common it is to a point the news stopped talking about

[@superzilla784]

@Grant Not a SCHOOL shooting, but what about the one in Maryland last month on the 20th?

[@jballs5434]

LOL no! They include things such as suicides and accidental gunfire in the statistics.

[@edryan1981]

I love how shelly was eating her food till Sharon yelled

[@butterbruhh]

"Uh huh...so, what else is going on?" Most underrated line 🤣🤣🤣

[@LooseyLu1]

Bro Sharon’s voice actor is fricking amazing the emotion is there and it’s awesome

[@Wingspand1]

“Kids died at his school! Why are you acting so normal!” Because it basically happens once a day.

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

Comment Section Was it you? No. Did you get shot? No. Post and repeat Creativity!

[@Monty2289]

You literally just did the exact same thing everyone else is doing though.

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

@@Monty2289 I'm outta here, he's on to me!

[@fogandwhirlwind]

@@worfsonofmogh1154 Epic response. Well played

[@VixXstazosJOB]

@Maurits Well, Some SHIT is Good though - Da'bum Tisk -

[@ShreddedSteel]

Someone making fun of the comment section Comment Section Was it you? No. Did you get shot? No. Post and repeat Creativity Post and repeat Creativity

[@ricardogarcia8196]

At 0:13 you can see Stan ask his friends for help like he doesn’t know what’s wrong 🤣🤣🤣

[@dard2240]

I love how from all problems that people of South Park are making up drama, this is the one that actually normal.

[@grassmonkey_yt1809]

1:06 “WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL!?” Because it is

[@pihlajafox]

Welcome to Murica, The land that is totally the best and has no proplems at all

[@esIstMatzufaligundheuteist]

Welcome to America

[@diggasinparis]

Americanisation, Capitalism, Diabetes Wonderful America

[@hamsterdoom360]

"Welp, another three days of this, probably." I died. I'm dead.

[@imkb2503]

Randy: Its not a big deal Sharron: So, you have chosen death

[@jamesfrost2032]

This aged...perfectly.