Randy Discovers Japanese Toilets - SOUTH PARK

[@southpark]

Watch the all-new "Japanese Toilet" full episode for free now: cart.mn/toilet

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

Man, first half of the season was great! This is my favorite season 26 episode so far.

[@EximiusDux]

I don't know if this is a global release, but at least for me that link goes to a "404 page not found" on the official website.

[@breeze2dope]

I'm not poor

[@goldsilverandiamonds]

I was expecting to see a pit in the floor that you squat over. Can you do a bit on those next?

[@fortnex9972]

Really!! How much????

[@callmezoran]

Drawing from personal experience, I can confirm that this clip faithfully portrays a man's initial experience with a Japanese toilet.

[@06024d]

no way! it is true?

[@robertharper3754]

They're worth every penny for the seat warmer alone!

[@jpo6714]

It was very magical

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

If that were true, with the way women are about toilets (and bathrooms, and bathroom activities), women in bars would ridicule dudes bragging about their Audis and Mercedes and be asking what kind of toilets those men have…..

[@oliver6287]

Nooo they literally Pooh in holes in the ground 💀

[@MarioGoatse]

I love how Randy pulls his pants down to his ankles and then waddles over to the toilet like a little kid. It’s such a small joke, but it works perfectly lol.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Suzuki Sharp Eat Sushi

[@aa-ze5cz]

Yes, lmao - and how the music gets even more epic when he does it 🤣🤣🤣 (almost sounds like a majestic "OH YAH!")

[@funshine97]

So it does!

[@beefcake1876]

Joke? You guys don't do this?

[@funshine97]

@@beefcake1876 🤨

[@kyth8964]

I still remember when I first took a dump at an airport in Japan, I forgot the name of the airport, but I will never ever forget the whole pooping experience. It was incredible

[@PicassosCat]

I love how literally everyone who experience the bidet remember using it like theyve seen the face of God

[@BigDave297]

Was it Narita Airport by any chance?

[@kyth8964]

@@BigDave297 I think it was !!!

[@danielgodfrey4415]

Kanto?

[@lombardo141]

I swore i would never use a bidet toilet until the day i had no choice. OH MY GOD!!!!!😧

[@MisticStyles]

"Sure. I did have kind of a big breakfast."

[@joshduriden519]

What's really funny to me is that this is actually an accurate representation of Japanese toilets. Literally everything the Home Depot guy is saying is true, even the fact that the toilet can sense you walk into the room, lift the lid, and play music.

[@mattbellmont9380]

It has motion sensing and lifts it for you? I gotta buy one bruh

[@Sliverbane]

During my second trip to Japan as soon as we got our luggage I dragged my friend to use the toilet in the air port. The one in our hotel room was even fancier.

[@MyLostYouth]

@@mattbellmont9380 And closes automatically too!

[@bruh_rick]

@@mattbellmont9380 When you talk infront of the toilet, the sensor sees you and raises the lid. You can set the default to both lids or just one.

[@Keolamation]

you still need toilet paper though. that part is fake af.

[@Elliesbow]

I'm so happy South Park seems to be back doing random episodes about different situations instead of story driven seasons.

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

This whole season has been like a return to the classic stuff and it works really well

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

Yeah, none of which made any mentioned of the previous episode. I guess they’ve come to the point of stopping.

[@vintagetrikesandquads4012]

Yeah, I didn't care for the entire season dedicated to internet trolls.

[@PakMane]

@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 🖕🏽

[@Elliesbow]

@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 same. The only one I very much enjoyed was imaginationland. Such a god tier series.

[@MK384]

As a person who recently visited Japan and had this experience, I can 100% confirm that this is accurate.

[@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729]

I live in Japan..have a toilet like this and never had used it....not sure why...

[@randyevermore9323]

@@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 I live in Japan too, and I miss my toilet whenever I return the the U.S. for a visit. I try to limit my time away.

[@pnut84]

I have a Bidet toilet at home and it's worth it. Leaves you very clean and it feels like you just came out of the shower.

[@zerogrey3798]

I dunno, I married into a Japanese family and my first toilet experience was a trough toilet you squatted over to do your business. That was the roughest deposit I ever had to make. supposedly squatting like that lines up the innards and makes it easier to get your biz done though.

[@BravosJ]

@@zerogrey3798 Squatting is how humans naturally take shits. Later, in an act of defiance against God and nature we invented the toilet lol.

[@John_Hoover]

The thing I love most is that this elaborate, beautiful showroom with champagne, velvet rope, and doorman are all inside a Home Depot.

[@Groundhog27]

Thats where they keep the japanese toilets

[@RealChiliConQueso]

Honestly, it reminds me of the Magnolia Home Theater stores inside of Best Buy.

[@GovenorMcLovin]

I bought a bidet seat at the beginning of covid, and it's pretty damn great. It has a heated seat, heated water, varying sprays, and a dryer. It's pretty damn great.

[@rxanime535]

Do you ever have to use toilet paper or does it dry well? Never tried one. Curious. Does it work even if someone had diarrhea? Curious.

[@laithurz6408]

​@@rxanime535 it does

[@NinjapowerMS]

I only have a bidet but all the functions you listed sounds awesome.

[@GIBBO4182]

Bet it’s a shock when you use the cold water by accident

[@Minot11b]

Honestly, I bought one for covid also. I'm never going back to toilet paper. My only advice would be to spend what can afford. Like cars, there are luxury models and more economic choices. Luxury models will heat the water better, have more kinds of washes, and a better fan. Like I said, after using a bidet, I'm never going back to toilet paper.

[@anonymwho7263]

NGL I cried the first time I used a Japanese toilet. After 3 months my credit score jumped to 850, the following month I became partner at my law firm and after six months all the hair grew back on my head. Japanese toilets are a game changer. After a year I spontaneously developed a British accent and amazing physique. Because of Japanese toilets I sound like Jason Statham and look like a Greek statue.

[@IN-hw8it6]

👍😁

[@chicktait5544]

Good for you,now you can afford elocution lessons and not sound like a f@cking mong,like Jason stratham

[@MrNScatt]

Rubbish! Jason Statham is bald!

[@miraitan]

I can believe that 👍🏼

[@younghex9577]

I'm sold. I will do everything in my power to own one

[@Ryuuijin]

As someone who lives in Japan, everything he is saying about what Japanese toilets come equipped with is true. They also have options such as the sounds of nature to drown out the sounds of you taking a poo. They also have a special gas they release from the bowl with covers the smell as well. And yes, they DO clean you way better than toilet paper. I haven't had to use toilet paper in 6 years.

[@orangeman3220]

Toilet paper should be obsolete by now with how much more convenient bidets are, there are even handheld ones. I guess public restrooms are an exception.

[@carpoman]

If that's true, you're a fucking legend.

[@BrendonBrooks]

Teach me your ways.

[@GregInTokyo]

Highly doubt you haven't used TP at all. You still need to pat your butt dry with a few squares. The models with blow dryers don't seem to be that effective.

[@Dirtygurl4719]

@@BrendonBrooks get on your knees son

[@ordo_draigo_assault_ham]

Randy is what kids who grew up on South Park became.

[@raven4k998]

admit it you want the japanese toilet kid

[@whophd]

I mean yeah he's basically a proxy for one or both of the writers

[@turbanheadless]

Randy is cool

[@krystofcisar469]

yeah, moving to weed ranch is one of dreams up there :D

[@burnyizland]

In a world of endless possibilities, why do you choose to be such a turd?

[@bfth121]

I love how the store guy stands outside listening to Randy's first experience, just like Randy does at home! 🤣

[@joelpichette]

I love the fact that Randy can read Japanese.

[@mobus1603]

@@joelpichetteI also love the fact that Randy can speak fluent Japanese and write Japanese perfectly as well. He's also trained as a samurai warrior.

[@A12C4]

He is just making sure the user experience is on point!

[@YamiKisara]

Gotta get those reviews in!

[@x.xmohammadx.xalomrani6733]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soundslikepizza]

Absolutely loved this episode, cannot beat South Park satire to this day

[@nighttrain1565]

180% NOT satire lol. This episode was all truth

[@soundslikepizza]

@@nighttrain1565 that's not how satire works lol

[@nighttrain1565]

@@soundslikepizza satire would be mocking the use of bidets, this is clearly not mocking anything lol. Satire is Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show pretending to be Republican. South Park isn't making an episode on bidets because they think they are stupid. They made the episode because they really are life-changing. Not even in the ballpark of satire 😅

[@soundslikepizza]

@@nighttrain1565 "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." they are doing exactly that while using toilets as the exaggerated subject

[@haljordan5609]

@@soundslikepizza The toilet 100% do exactly everything shown in this clip. The automatic lid, the welcome jingle, the light, the warmed water, the dryer, the automatic flushing, the button controls. The only exaggeration is the employees at the store. I have seen real people react to bidets exactly the way Randy does.

[@Connlic]

The hilarious part is randy is just moaning in the room while the home depot worker just waits

[@thelobsterdome]

You can tell it's not his first rodeo

[@benwarwick4290]

not the song? lol

[@jenniferfranco8263]

Oh my god! He’s crazy

[@Ardeact]

He knows that he's sold

[@GregInTokyo]

Happens any time somebody ahs this experience.

[@NorThenX047]

The contrast between entering some flawless japanese art studio and the apron just killed me. Gotta love this show

[@elliotnicklinmusic]

This felt like the best episode in a while. The Japanese music from the toilet floored me. And his ramblings in the hospital bed. Genius.

[@At76812]

Yeah man! The “oh yeah” kills me!!

[@LeileeBaker805]

😂

[@davidhill850]

The toilets that play music are only in the ladies room. Guys don't care about covering up their sounds.

[@timbuktuuu]

This and chatgpt are the only good episodes in this season for me excited for the rest

[@zetasansan]

@@timbuktuuu i liked spring break, too.

[@AsmodeusGamingAdventures]

When I visited Japan, my friend and I went to a bar and got drunk. The place looked nice, but it was underneath a railway and to go the bathroom you had to cross a kind of storage construction corridor. I wasn't even expecting a hole at this point, but man was I wrong. I opened the door, the lights switched on, the toilet seat opened and the toilet greeted me. Best bathroom experience ever! I came back half an hour later to my friend and told him he HAD to check out the bathroom.

[@paladro]

i usually only recommend bathrooms with gloryholes... but i think maybe we have different friends ))

[@randomfullywonderful]

Just don't talk about it. You saw what happened to Randy. We love our old toilets! 😥

[@dexteroreo3392]

@20xitysix oddly specific

[@vincenthammons6705]

damn man did you set up a fire also 30 min my god

[@whiteturbo2405]

@@vincenthammons6705 If he's my age(74) 25 to 30 minutes is normal, I do my reading on the loo!

[@yansanent]

South park is the light in these dark times

[@mr.metamovies2419]

Always has been...

[@incription]

i heard people saying this season was bad though

[@chrismedina1478]

@@incription from who? What site?? What source?? Which important person?

[@incription]

@@chrismedina1478 like, the adverts on insta get some hate comments, saying it was better in earlier seasons

[@abnormallylargemonkey9334]

@@chrismedina1478 the seasons are getting smaller. The last season, if I remembered, had a few episodes and specials

[@insertusername3778]

Song is Sons of Maria - Days Of Blues for those interested.

[@lukasbeckers2680]

Thank you so much, you are a hero!

[@insertusername3778]

@@lukasbeckers2680 All good :D

[@terrencemedders1867]

Yes! Thank you!

[@Mark-lj1dj]

3:10 i love the music and ambience 😂😂😂 like he's just discovered toilet paradise

[@tranceaddictandy]

I Shazammed the song “Days of Blues - Sons of Maria”

[@Mark-lj1dj]

@@tranceaddictandy thank you 👏

[@GregInTokyo]

So incredibly accurate. First time you're on a heated toilet seat bidet you're like "WHOOAHH!!!", then you're like "Whoooaaaa...", then you buy a bidet seat for every toilet in your house. 日本のトイレ indeed. (Also: "TootToot" vs "Toto" LOL) Just realized this episode will probably do more to increase the use of bidet seats in the U.S. than anything else.

[@alexk9642]

kinda off topic but it was kinda cool being able to actually read what the signs said after a month of studying japanese it quite literally means 'japan's toilet' or 'japanese toilet'

[@TheExplosiveGuy]

Lol pretty much. I worked with a company that renovates disabled veterans houses and a bidet seat is always included in the bathrooms, it's a necessity for those in a wheelchair along with the roll-in shower and heated flooring we do too, it's always nice seeing how excited they get when they can finally take a dump without someone having to wipe their ass lol.

[@BlownMacTruck]

The only people surprised by bidets are Americans. Pretty much the rest of the world has figured out how much better they are all around (even very poor countries use them). Using a toilet without a bidet is frankly disgusting.

[@Gobble_de_Goop]

Added a bidet seat with all the bells and whistles to our commode a year ago, and can confirm it is indeed life changing!

[@GldnClaw]

Bought a bidet the first week of the pandemic. I'll never willingly go back

[@LiveYourBestLife-Ever]

I visited Japan in 2019 and using one of these toilets was one of my most memorable experiences. I recently purchased a home and plan to install these in each bathroom.

[@randybugger3006]

I. Wanted. A. Urinal!

[@Markko1986]

So how much do these cost?

[@MeretHeret]

Mans yapping, yeah sure thing you bought 5 Japanese toilets bro. Wow what a flex

[@criticalbil1]

I did that and also one in my kitchen.

[@IanChristopherson-t9v]

@@MeretHeret Spoken like someone who has no clue.

[@WarriorsSon]

I appreciate Randy instantly sounding Japanese but was waiting for the price.

[@mattmayo3539]

Thank you Randy for doing the lords work.

[@bagofcrumbs]

more like the LORDE’s work haha i consider myself such a comedian

[@DeadlyCyanide1]

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes

[@outdoorfanatics4596]

@@bagofcrumbs Beat me too it

[@barrymccockinhur3817]

Lorde’s work

[@christianjohnson5379]

Dang, as a devout Christian...I couldn't have said it better.

[@negano5654]

Randy is an absolute chameleon in satire for South Park. He's hilarious 😆

[@tonyak8354]

When people rip on Randy episodes, I laugh at them

[@reeboksboiz1266]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Bot 🤔?

[@obeseperson]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ does Jesus wanna watch South Park

[@Klaaism]

@@obeseperson Well... he's in South Park. Even enjoyed the Holiday special.

[@BibleCrotch]

Randy Marsh is the greatest character since George Costanza

[@Jadxn503]

I love how Randy is basically a main character now and I love it. I love his character 😂

[@wawacat6568]

I'm happy they toned it down with him. I didn't like south park when it was all Tegrity Farms and Weed and everything about Randy and less about the kids. I appreciate it

[@paladro]

@@wawacat6568 the whole tegrity farms fits contextually within colorado, you know, where southpark is... even the water usage episodes were current events.

[@TheBOG3]

​@@Fraxinus4620 Gerald Broflovski (a.k.a. Skankhunt42) the King of all internet trolls.

[@IliadDreyfus-js9oe]

He's been a main character for a long time. You know these clips are not the whole show. It's called South Park

[@thevine2010]

Randy is us that grew up with South Park.

[@Compins]

I remember arriving at Haneda for the first time and then going to the toilet after my 13h flight. Those toilets are something else, man. Randy's "how much?" Is beyond relatable

[@someonee3186]

2:20 They dedicated a whole museum to toilets…. That’s some dedication to toilets…

[@lonewolf9578]

It’s more of a showroom

[@triggerhappymoron]

It's supposed to look like a premium car showroom 😅

[@gavincurtis]

$10K toilets get special treatment.

[@daniapfel9673]

Yep

[@bombomos]

You think this is a joke? This is how you buy a toilet in Japan. It's very much real

[@TimeBucks]

This episode was hilarious

[@TheDecafec4]

I need to watch this episode

[@ajsweety4077]

Very nice

[@shreyapoojary1356]

👍👍

[@maheshunidharani]

👍👍👍👍

[@nilanjananilanjana6588]

Very good

[@marcusherts9345]

Butters admitted he sits on the toilet the other way round because it has a little shelf for him to read his comic on & place his milk on🤣🤣

[@whophd]

Butters is so damn real

[@MarkyTeriyaki]

People think this is a joke, but it's actually how they work

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

yeah, it is so I take it you own one.?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saber2802]

I remember at this one place in santa fe they have Japanese toilets. I sat down and left feeling really refreshed, like I just got out of a spa.

[@qinshihuang8414]

i absolutely love how they go with the flow of time and putting actual stuff tha's relevant now in their episodes like hogwarts legacy i think when it comes to this soutpark is very unique

[@palwatcher6903]

They did it in the past as well, just not that often. From the top of my head, I remember they did World of warcraft and High School Musical when they were relevant.

[@qinshihuang8414]

@@palwatcher6903 yes it's not new for them but i think this is the latest thing besides the covid specials

[@liamgallups2092]

It helps that they're able to slam each episode out in six days

[@moozillamoo2109]

They are able to turn around an episode very quickly. That's why they can do it while other shows can't.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

They're the best in the business for relevancy, and the funniest too. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve all the credit in the world for what they've created.

[@NightShadow720]

The Japanese really do thought of everything when they created such a cool toilet.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Ikr? Makes you wonder. I wonder if other stores sell toilets like these.

[@meyr1992]

the japanese didnt invent water bidets and you can install them for cheap on any toilet but because its japanese ,yankees lose their shit and wanna drop thousands of quids on it

[@tristanerik1454]

Give me "most bot like comment of 2023" for 500 Alex

[@joshuaa7223]

Do thought

[@scissoroarscissoroar3214]

“Did think”

[@RandomIdiotGS]

Can we just appreciate that, despite the fact it will internationally be available for free to watch online this sunday and that you have been releasing your episodes for free since such a long time, you still bother to officially air an almost 4-min clip/teaser before most of the world has seen the episode, anyway? Matt, Trey, you guys have always been treasures to the world of comedy entertainment, animation and television. You're truly a gift to mankind and I'm glad that I've been able to witness your work since... forever! You guys absolutely never fail to bring a smile to my face. You're awesome, kewl and totally not fat!

[@Transcona]

Suck up

[@pedrum23]

how do you watch it free ?

[@NasTwice]

@@pedrum23 The top comment has the link, its pinned

[@mhm6]

I haven’t laughed so hard from a South Park episode like this one in a while. The toilet song is so relaxing and catchy. Hilarious when randy sings in Japanese.

[@raven4k998]

you should live a little and buy yourself one of those fancy Japanese toilets🤣🤣🤣

[@JRG470]

name song?

[@kaylee9672]

@@JRG470asking the right questions lol

[@nhdarling2]

I passed thru the Japanese Airport last month and their toilets are top notch, just press the button and cleans you down there

[@robertharper3754]

They are magical, and the fact that they have smoking areas inside the terminals is a godsend.

[@SilentXTMR]

It's also clean as heck. I usually use sanitizing spray to clean afterward (if toilet stall has it) or I'll feel guilty

[@Neonpiss187]

But wouldn't whatever clean you get piss and shit on it from whoever used it beforehand?

[@ic95825]

How do you know if it cleans you did u do like a finger check or something only legit way I know is use toilet paper

[@Donovarkhallum]

​@@ic95825 or you can look at data lmao

[@discontinuedcereal]

Honestly. This is probably the very best commercial of toilets I have ever seen. Even I want one

[@pnut84]

Do it man, its worth it. You can just buy the bidet seat. I bought one from Costco. It has the heated seat and water and a fan.

[@BLaCkKsHeEp]

all toilet paper does is spread shit around your asshole. invest in a bidet. i got a cheap one from Home Depot. back in the day, we used a bucket of water with a small cup to wash with.

[@zipkivol]

How much?

[@BLaCkKsHeEp]

@@zipkivol you can buy a cheap "starter" bidet at Home Depot. No more than $50

[@AtherSo]

I hope South Park will never end. Was 14 when it comes to television. Good memorys sitting there with friends and have so much fun watching.

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

it will when the writers decide it will sadly but so far, they keep on going which is great.

[@dedratrs]

The portrayal of high-end boutique stores is spot on lol. The guy at the door reminds me of someone at a high-end jeweler, the glass of champagne reminds me of a high-end art gallery or furniture store.

[@elizar1972]

even some luxury stores have it. One of my coworkers shopped at Hermes or Versace and they gave her champagne while she shopped. Even when you shop at more upscale places you will lounge on a couch while they run your card and bag your items.

[@Richard-Espanol]

3:20 🎵oh yeah...🎵

[@JoseManuel-mg9ek]

(🎵oh yeah...🎵)

[@prashiyer2368]

🤣

[@joeythedawn]

I…I…I……

[@icardi9goat]

Randy: OH..Wooohooo..Ohhh..ahhhhh..woooohhhh.ahhh..

[@thedarkknight4243]

Name of song

[@Janon48]

The most unbelievable part of this was Randy being able to find an employee to help him in Home Depot😂

[@SSNESS]

Are the kids going to live at home forever

[@jesusgarza2208]

I work at HD and it's a frustrating thing. They understaff the stores to save on labor. From personal experience it's not uncommon to have only one floor sales associate per department. I love my job but I feel we can do more to help the customer by having a few extra hands on deck.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

The only thing worse than not being helped at Home Depot is being helped at Home Depot. I ordered new kitchen cabinets including installation but they never scheduled the install, only the delivery. My entire condo was full of massive boxes for a week. They sub-contract everything and absolutely do not care.

[@riverraisin1]

They do have employees, it's just that they are trained not to make eye contact with the customer and to run in the opposite direction if you get within 25 feet of them.

[@KillerofGods]

As someone who walks fast it only takes me a about two minutes to talk across home Depot. In pretty much guaranteed to find somebody to help

[@joeyboy1016]

I love that music playing whenever someone uses the toilet. And I love how Randy took his pants off BEFORE he reached the toilet. That awkward walk. LMFAO Nobody does toilet humor better than South Park.

[@s4nder86]

Later on in the episode he starts singing along to it, haha. Great tune though.

[@dba1222]

Any idea if it's like a song or something? I dunno, it activated some calm in me, really want to listen to it

[@s4nder86]

@@dba1222 It's "Days of Blues" by Sons of Maria.

[@dba1222]

@@s4nder86 Brah. You're the fucking man.

[@James-pz4sh]

I’ve had layovers countless times in Japan. And the very first thing that I noticed were their amazing toilets Lmao. They’re so comfortable and it’s so funny how accurate this video is 🤣

[@raven4k998]

with a Japanese toilet you don't need toilet paper it washes you clean 8 times better then toilet paper🤣🤣🤣

[@EulalioMagana]

The most real and actually helpful pro environment and pro health episode any show has done

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

How pro environment?

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

They probably referred to how much toilet paper we need and how much trees that needs to be cut. That sorta thing made me reconsider of how I buy and use toilet papers.

[@thiccbaby2967]

Woah woah. Dude you don’t wanna get shot by THEM.

[@Daeyae]

​@@thiccbaby2967big toilet

[@EulalioMagana]

@@theanimeunderworld8338 if you didn’t understand from the episode, I won’t be able to explain it to you.

[@bob-uj4vn]

I have tried a Japanese toilet. It's really nice 😂

[@moneppeli]

Facts when I didn’t see my family in Japan for a while I forgot what the toilets there were like so when I went back to uk, I was in shock when I sat down from how cold the seat was

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Very jealous! I would absolutely love one.

[@catsupchutney]

Obviously you sell weed.

[@tiefensucht]

Bobby Kennedy is it you?

[@jenniferfranco8263]

For real?!

[@alexg963]

I love how he drops his pants and waddles across the room 😂 it’s the details that count

[@SvenskSork]

Its funny how this episode actually is satire but manages to hammer home some very good points

[@naodwalk]

Can't wait for someone who's seen this to go to Japan, fully expecting to see this futuristic toilet, and ending up in an old-school bathroom with a squat toilet.

[@robbiegrant1449]

There are the squat toilets. But then there are toilets with a bidet but without a blow dryer. When you realize you have to dry yourself with toilet paper, you'll feel cheated. Best advice is to use the toilets at the hotel. Those are always the best toilets.

[@khultak]

Lol, those are disappearing even here in the boonies. I see them in old buildings and schools, but even most older buildings have remodeled to western style toilets. 'course still see Ojii-san taking a leak on the side of the road..

[@jackson5116]

It's now different to going to a place on America with no toilet inside, and an outhouse in back.

[@naodwalk]

@@jackson5116 Born and raised in the US and I've literally never even seen an outhouse, tho...

[@graywolfdracon]

​@@naodwalk I have an unheated outhouse at work. Really sucks to use this time of year.

[@twest344]

I went to a Japanese hotel in Manhattan for work- it was the only hotel available in the area. The concierge kept saying "each room comes with a smart toilet", but I didn't understand. I finally tried one out. After you go, there were 3 different cleaning cycles to choose from, sort of like a modern car wash. Also, you could choose "back" or "front", I assume the latter is for menstruating women (as a male I did not try). A little arm swings out under your butt, and proceeds to do a power wash. Even the gentle cycle was almost too much for me. After that, a tiny hair dryer swings out and dries everything up. No toilet paper needed.

[@PilliumRedius]

Ok...but can we talk about Randy's face, full of determination, when he pulls his pants down??? Had me dead

[@doktor_kumpel958]

And that pants down walk towards the crapper… killed me😂😂😂

[@RenegadeLK]

As someone who only bought a bidet attachment for my toilet about two years ago I can already confirm Randy's reaction. I feel so much cleaner and less wasteful.

[@llywelynddraig853]

You think an electronicly operated, factory made PLASTIC seat is less wasteful than biodegrable toilet paper?... jesus the adverts have done a number on your rational.

[@zep4868]

@@llywelynddraig853 You do know that every other normal toilet seats are also made out of plastic anyway, right?

[@EVLitterPicker]

​@@llywelynddraig853 An average American family uses around 500 rolls per year Now factor in growing time for trees to reach maturity (10-20 years) and where it's come ftom; forest farm or ancient woodland / habitat destruction? Then there is the transportation of wood, processing it into paper, making it suitable for purpose (bleaching, chemicals) and then transporting it to the store (wrapped in plastic packaging) and then you having to go out and buy it... The tons of fuel burnt so you can wipe your butt is definitely greater than the toilet seat which should hopefully last for decades? Also, people don't realise that tissue and toilet paper actually contain micro plastics (aka cellulose), these go on to cause real problems for municipal filtering and likely end up in our drinking water / ecosystems anyway. Im sure you clean your butt in the shower, so why not do it at the toilet as well?

[@ticenits1926]

Every person I try to recommend this to in real life thinks it's weird. Doesn't matter how many analogies I try to use like wiping shit off your bare hands using nothing more than a paper towel, it's always the same.

[@bleebleeblahblah]

I had the attachment, ended up using more paper than before to wipe the water off of the butt (it would wet the full moon too tooo much). I don't think I can afford (or have room for) the jet dry.

[@mbvoorhees]

Almost every line in this clip is quotable. Im making my kids watch this with me over and over. Cause I did kind of have a big breakfast.

[@josephsf2452]

@3:40 is the BEST ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

[@Retronomicon18]

Japanese toilets are god tier 👌

[@marbarosi]

I lived in Japan. I used a toilet there some time ago at a party that the water checks the PH levels in your poo. So basically, Its gives you a detailed idea of what vitamins you’re missing in your diet just by checking the ph levels of your stool. Yah, I know… unreal stuff

[@BinkyTheGoddessDivine]

gtfoh

[@pattonramming1988]

Really that sounds very helpful

[@MalevolentFae]

My mind is genuinely blown by this information

[@GarcherLun]

You are mad😮

[@Here_is_Waldo]

They need to install a bowel cancer check system, too. That would save so many lives.

[@theyearwas1473]

There is nothing more unsettling than finding out a toilet has a bidet and not knowing beforehand.

[@miguelangelramirez8813]

I lost it when the damn song would play everytime someone used the japanese toilet XD

[@jayr6777]

Do you know the name of the song?

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

@@jayr6777 Looking for that too

[@ezioaltairac]

@@jayr6777 Days of Blues by Sons of Maria. You Are Welcome.

[@twotamatos]

This to me was a return to form, to me there’s kinda a difference from just doin a current event parody n making a statement about a global problem I really hadn’t laughed n had this much fun with a South Park episode in a long time cheer guys easily one of my fave episodes!

[@sgtjohnson]

0:53 so when she does it it’s eww but when randy does it he’s impressed?

[@zachhaywood1564]

I love how whimsical the music is while Randy is initially talking to the employee

[@brianko7635]

Toto has literally changed my life.

[@TheAdamisgay]

I bless the rains

[@baxoutthebox5682]

Same, such a value

[@tungus951]

They really put a lot of detail into the home Depot set

[@TheAsocialNetwork]

My grandparents in Japan have a toilet like this and it literally opens the lid and starts playing classical music when you walk in 😆 every visit to the bathroom became an experience because of that and if I can ever afford it, I will buy one for myself 🤩

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

do you have one of those super deluxe Japanese toilets?🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonAldeann-bt4xf]

"we cant just get rid of old blue sharron" 😂😂

[@pedropierre9594]

The toilet paper companies surely wont like this

[@jpicard81]

They address that in the episode

[@Nichtzukennen]

Big tp

[@imgn8r715]

Still need tp to wipe and dry, after using bidet.

[@fightingirish8584]

That's fkn hilarious. I was walking my jobsite with my architect yesterday, and she was telling me about Japanese toilets. Spot on. 😂😂

[@tsarfox3462]

I'm a person who doesn't need a lot of expensive things to be happy. However, if I won the lottery I'd definitely buy a Japanese toilet. They sound awesome.

[@jacobcooney1715]

You can get virtually all the features with just the seat. They range from just the bidet for $30 to one with the heated seat, heated water, dryer, nightlight, auto-open, pre-mist, and deodorizer for a few hundred. You definitely do not need a full toilet. It sounds dumb, but it's sort of a quality of life game changer. Spend the $30 you'll regret every day you didn't.

[@TheCrippledEgg]

Gotta love the amount of detail put into the old toilet to make it look broken.

[@Juventinos]

this will go down as one of the most underrated south park episodes ever! It was amazing

[@Starrfortythree]

This is an insanely accurate depiction of how my Father feels about his fancy toilet. 😂

[@BirbalBonifaceMusoba]

I can't wait to watch this episode 😍 Zambia 🇿🇲 loves South Park

[@kylefer]

Bought a bidet just a few days before this episode aired. 20 dollars. Life changing. I now cannot imagine going back, and question why it's not standard/built into toilets.

[@krypton1982]

There is a history about that. During WWII American soldiers visited French brothels and the brothels had bidets, and it was associated with a culture that was "dirty." So it was frowned upon or looked at with reproach. Funny... it keeps you more clean than toilet paper, but we didn't want to be associated with that "bidets" and it never was accepted or adopted here since. Backwards.

[@leswhynin913]

Big Toilet Paper protecting their turf

[@avengemybreath3084]

I feel like it’s going to spray other peoples’ waste into my butt.

[@rome229]

I went to Kyoto Japan last 2019 and Randy's experience is similar to what I felt back then.

[@Lilmickcrocodiledundee0001]

LMFAO Matt and Trey NEVER DISAPPOINT, always current with what's going on in the world and then some. Hope they never stop.

[@mhm6]

True South Park is very up to date with the times. Randy and Stan(not really at all) were playing the new Hogwarts game in this episode. But these toilets have existed for a while so I’m wondering why now?

[@goe5]

This episode actually had an amazing message. We literally spend millions of trees for toilet paper. Using a toilet that washes you with water can save millions of trees. But toilet paper companies have too much control. Great episode

[@Baronight]

What kind of control exactly? I mean its not like they are heckler and koch who pass legislation to lower public transport budget so you guys have shitty mrt/train system and force people to commute with car. Doesnt even have to be japanese style with warmer. Just a sprayer on the side of the toilet and spray your butt once you finish taking a shit will save alot of toilet paper.

[@iixrosetta]

@@riamuratesx9457 ya bidets are great i love mine

[@davidhill850]

Blow your mind more, most toilets have a faucet built in in the top. So when you flush, the water that fills the tank pours up and out for you to wash your hands, then flows down into the tank. No need to use a separate sink. Though the spacy ones don't do this anymore.

[@rustyshackelford3371]

Serious question: what do you do without toilet paper when your butt is dripping wet? I've used a bidet before, and I had to use more toilet paper than I ordinarily would have because I had to dry off my butt that was now dripping wet with water. I don't get it

[@davidhill850]

@@rustyshackelford3371 toilet has air drier built in to blow dry your ass.

[@twowheelsintokyo7039]

I live in Tokyo, and have one of these toilets. When I enter the bathroom, the lid opens by itself, a light comes on inside the bowl, and around the bottom, so I don't have to turn on the light when I go to the bathroom at night. The seat is heated, it does this automatically, depending on the season. If you want to raise the seat, a touch of a button does that. The seat and lid lower by themselves. Before you do your business, the toilet sprays water on the inside of the bowl, so nothing sticks to it. If you are going to take a dump "Dumb and Dumber'" style, there is a button you can use which will play music to drown out the sound. Depending on the design of your toilet and home, some use a negative pressure system which draws the air outside, so there is no smell. Once you are done, you can choose from one of three kinds of cleaning jets to wash your backside. The water is warm, you can set it to be as warm or cool as you like. Many toilets do have a drying function, but it takes awhile, so most people use toilet paper. How much does one cost? A basic model costs about $500, a top-level model is about $5000 .

[@bryceharper446]

This is absolutely true. I have experienced the Japanese toilets and they are amazing. Japanese baths are equally amazing. Japan is cool.

[@LivingGuy484]

What are Japanese baths like?

[@bryceharper446]

@@LivingGuy484 looks like you have access to a computer.

[@LivingGuy484]

@@bryceharper446 well, it's a phone, but I was just wondering what you liked about Japanese baths. But I understand.

[@bryceharper446]

@@LivingGuy484 it’s difficult to explain and much easier if you google and watch a video. It’s amazing though. Great experience.

[@crs2385]

This is the funniest South Park clip ever! Randy Marsh never disappoints hahaha

[@dunkirchen1940]

I lived in Japan for 2 years and this is 100% accurate. They are a thing of beauty!

[@isaac-p6126]

魅力的国だな、来年で京都に行きますすごく楽しみです!　何で日本に住んでいましたか?

[@Keeves.]

​@@isaac-p6126 weebs

[@glebb..3416]

@@isaac-p6126 weebs

[@isaac-p6126]

@Iason Tsopoulos Oh no, i dont watch anime, but that doesnt even matter i think. Youre probably just jealous because i speak a very difficult language and you dont.

[@isaac-p6126]

@@Keeves. Oh no, i dont watch anime, but that doesnt even matter i think. Youre probably just jealous because i speak a very difficult language and you dont.

[@gidds617]

Randy's immaturity warms my soul

[@MoralMonster]

🤣

[@willylagos]

This is not a satire, I just bought a Japanese toilet after watching this and I haven't had any regrets.

[@jamessmith84240]

3:31 I was in tears of laughter at this. Thank you Trey and Matt XD

[@poppymoon777]

This show is Gods gift to mankind 🕊️✨

[@rustyshackleford234]

These new episodes feel like the golden era ones! Randy isn’t a complete and constantly high madman anymore, now he’s the randy we love who happens to own a weed farm!

[@gimmefeedback]

Agreed!

[@darrel7493]

Yeah. I liked the Randy in earlier episodes better, where his humour came from being calm and collected. This seemed a bit like that old randy back , instead of Karen randy.

[@rustyshackleford234]

@@darrel7493 yeah I noticed he wasn’t constantly screaming and angry in this one!

[@joseheilmeyer]

It's all about context the best Randy centered episodes are all about context The one of Rocky The one about the day after tomorrow The one about the number 2 There's no internet And the warcraft one Just to name a few

[@issacmarrujo563]

This is top tier South Park writing this season. All our favorite classic characters being fleshed out & expanded more, as well as the feeling of South Park lives being the main focus & the hilarious idiocy that comes with it

[@chrisjames8997]

I had the distinct pleasure of using a high tech toilet in 2017 visiting the Okura Prestige Hotel in Taipei, Taiwan. I found out why it took so long for the toilet rooms, like full length wooden doors, to become vacant. If you ever get a chance, get a Toto, it is like Christmas.

[@TheKudla]

@1:59 Kohler Veil intelligent Toilet was displayed at "Japanese toilet section" 😀

[@Λ-12]

2:10 Rick is his brother named Rick Leslie ?

[@urphakeandgey6308]

I'm mixed race Japanese and South Park tends to nail satirizing Japanese culture. If I recall, one of the creators has a Japanese wife and speaks good Japanese, so that explains it. "Let's Fighting Love" along with most of the random Japanese dialog throughout the show is comedic perfection.

[@youshe9121]

As a Japanese, I found it so funny

[@xDomglmao]

Tell us what you recommend!

[@lucasfillman5965]

As an American. We find You funny

[@chrisdiesch]

I had wanted a bidet since I was like 13, but felt there was a weird stigma around it, my family got me one like 6 years ago. The best thing about this episode is that it absolutely nails the awkwardness you feel when you try to explain why you wanted a bidet and then, after getting one, why it is such a massive life improvement. I started off thinking that I'd need TP for a final wipe, but it always came back completely clean, so I just started using the dryer instead. I haven't bought and will never buy TP again.

[@rapidsmartypants]

I’ve already heard about Japanese toilets before, but South Park just fans my flames of curiosity even more. Definitely on my bucket list!

[@tyroneedge8267]

@@supersaiyaman11589 that’s not a Toto

[@bombomos]

You don't even need it for your bucket list. The cheap ones range from $30 to $100 for easy install to the toilet you already have

[@hunterx5niper461]

There’s one on homaray that’s ranked 2nd on sale for 549 ngl I want to buy it hella bad😂 and there’s the ranked 1 model that normally costs 5k is on sale for 949 that one is insane

[@deletedwaffles]

As someone who has bought a Japanese toilet this clip is as accurate as can be.

[@siegfriedchulainn88]

This is the one thing I would miss the most if I ever left Japan and returned to the states. Nothing beats a nice clean spray afterwards.

[@DannyAmbroze]

the subtle, soothing music peppered with the "ohh yeahh" orgasm-like noises cracks me up

[@DG_Haus]

I love this show and how it manages to stay so funny after all these years

[@aa-ze5cz]

Dunno why but the woman coming out with sparkling water and champagne kills me every time.

[@jackiemasek8302]

Owning a Japanese toilet is one of my life goals. 😊

[@BLaCkKsHeEp]

just buy a $20 bidet at home depot while you save up for that hi tech Japanese toilet

[@bigal8725]

It’s ruined my life. I used to travel and enjoy myself. Now I’m tethered to my toilet because wiping my own ass makes me want to throw up. I don’t know how you all live like this.

[@8ettieP46e]

regular bidet for under $100. you can get a high end one for $500. does most of what JP one does. look up: Swipe+ bidet

[@Android811]

Start saving now. I'm building a house at the moment and my wife is insisting on getting a toto. They are 20,000 dollars!!!!

[@BA-or4om]

toto is like the Apple computer of the toilet industry👌

[@ya-vy4sk]

As a Japanese, let me say that it is true that when you are trying to buy a new toilet, the clerk offers you champagne.

[@fp5495]

The depiction of Home Depot inside and out, is spot on.

[@meraz9000]

Bruhh every time that peaceful "you're in paradise" song started playing I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂