Detroit: Become Defective [YTP]

[@Hyenaguy]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life." - Anxiety

[@SweetHeartsss]

@Otto Middleton lol

[@teycona9759]

@Otto Middleton no NO PLEASE don't do that 3:56 XD

[@iraklimurjikneli2885]

That was the first funny thing I laughed in this video btw I watched this 3 months ago you unworthy demon

[@nicklord650]

MY NAME IS LANCE, IM THE EMPTIONAL SHOCK SENT BY LIFE

[@RealPhoenixFlight]

Catte Official some say I'm still laughing to this day

[@theshermantanker7043]

"I don't have a gun" *Pulls out a gun "You're lying!"

[@larrybutz742]

“I trust you.” *_”NO!”_*

[@harrytarded7002]

y O U l I Ed tO mE

[@larrybutz742]

*_that’s not possible_*

[@okaydokay7]

Omae wa mou shinderu

[@ClassOf09Fanboy]

@@okaydokay7 Nani

[@hazel5744]

“You’ll be deactivated” “Thank you, Amanda” *Depression has entered the chat*

[@espressocookie8965]

"I have a surprise! You are going to die!" "YES!"

[@danieltheguard5199]

-Happiness- has Left the chat

[@Naty-ef6ed]

Eu li *Amada* ;-;

[@asbestos_NH3]

F in the chat

[@alexprajzu5766]

@@espressocookie8965 me in a nutshell

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

I love it when Connor suddenly started speaking in Japanese ( and also answering Hank’s question properly) and Hank gave that response. it just really matched lol

[@МаксимБеляев-к5р]

Where?

[@МаксимБеляев-к5р]

I only heard that they were talking in English and in Russian.

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

@@МаксимБеляев-к5р I don’t really recognise them speaking in Russian but Connor’s Japanese line starts at 4:27 he says アンドロイドは人間と共存できるようデザインされています

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

* can’t * I only do Japanese, Spanish and etc… never really learnt any Slavic languages. soz.

[@KindaHekku]

​​@@pocolocoSPDaR8he spoke russian in "TWENTY ACHT УДАРОВ НОЖОМ" scene

[@martynapiszczek401]

"Destroy this machine and I'll--..." _Connor shoots_ *F A S C I N A T I N G*

[@drunklord9471]

He's very eager to finish the investigation early

[@luckyafsdjflasioandfi6939]

haha 420th like nice

[@HumanoidCreatur]

he heard "Destroy this machine..." and couldn't wait to hear the end of the sentence.

[@spacedoutorca4550]

“Why did you shoot?”

[@Nameless69418]

Connor: KiTcHeN GuN BANG BANG BANG

[@taylors5981]

*pulls out gun aggressively* "I DON'T HAVE A GUN!"

[@retrogamer2774]

You're lying!

[@taylors5981]

@@retrogamer2774 how did you know? 😂

[@retrogamer2774]

I know you have a gun!

[@julioaditya5876]

RetroGamer you have to trust me

[@retrogamer2774]

@@julioaditya5876 i trust you

[@stephnes2505]

“My name is captain coc, I’m the emotional shock sent by life”

[@robotdude4377]

Coc, 2038

[@thisismynamenow]

I felt that

[@Infernaladmiral]

Lmao broke my lungs

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Haha

[@brianliu713]

I think instead of shock it was chalk

[@yese2769]

4:16 I have no clue why this caught me off guard but the disappointment in Conor’s voice made it even better

[@annalieseboldt82]

Oh…

[@llllavemder]

poor guy

[@turboismad9376]

*O h....*

[@Izzy-be-dizzy]

Oh...

[@Joseph-xr4km]

Oh

[@zb9840]

"you're a meme, connor." "just a meme."

[@m0n5a80]

"You're a meme Connor..." "I'm a wot?" "Just a meme"

[@Ana-ur1mm]

whens that?

[@franciszeksarna9691]

*"hello darkness my old friend" playing in the backround

[@thememelord5975]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@zb9840]

yoU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, H u H ?

[@lebah8555]

“ *I'm the emotional shock sent by life* ” damn, I felt that

[@fastest159]

*Deppression in a nutshell*

[@novaneskin]

same

[@water_is_wet]

e

[@kyokotsu5083]

Lol

[@Ryl-yx7yn]

Mood

[@SnowChickenFlake]

-I'm connor, an android sent by c... -No, please don't do that *personally my favourite*

[@allenyeh5883]

3:57

[@mochaaura-discontinued4145]

28 колотых ран You didn’t leave him a sans HUH?!

[@allenyeh5883]

Conner Nights of nights 4:10

[@oofmynugs5923]

Sorry u mean *am the

[@lokpopdrop9057]

My name is connor,I'm the android sent by cyberli. No please dont do that. *self destructs*

[@HuskyMN2002]

8:37 “We’ll do things together” 😂 *Eyebrows, going up and down* 😂

[@allen9370]

"My name is Connor. Im the Android sent by c-" *Stress level raises* "NO ! No. Please dont do that"

[@bitterjames]

*slam* TWENTY ACHT УДАРОВ НОЖОМ

[@ductusfructus]

@@bitterjames XD

[@naterocker0590]

Yes I will keep saying my name is Conner and I’m the android sent by cyber life

[@allen9370]

@@naterocker0590 *stress level raises* no...no please don't.

[@LukeSkywalker01]

I got the 666th like

[@jasonsillygoober]

daniel: “are you armed?” connor: *pulls out gun* connor: “no”

[@Silly-Gooses-Everywhere23]

SailorSleeper101 Connor: i swear im not armed

[@jasonsillygoober]

SailorSleeper101 “IM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH DANIEL”

[@jastrrr]

Ага🤣👍

[@jastrrr]

🇸🇮 РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЕД!!!💪

[@rufousthefox9766]

Is this really what you want?

[@facepalm7606]

"Nice girl. Nice place. Nice place- girl. Nice girl-place" *It's not a girl* "Nice place" *I T S N O T A G I R L*

[@Hamza-Monir]

“It’s a girl that looks like an android”

[@entropy7888]

*It’s a trap*

[@vibe3063]

Entropy *slowly backs out*

[@sherbert_herbert]

7:03

[@polyurethanes_3]

“It’s not a girl” “I T S N O T A G I R L” “It’s a girl”

[@gomachiku_]

丁寧な日本語翻訳が付いてるの愛を感じる

[@よしあき-j4w]

それな

[@EpigeoN_]

“Car” “My name is car” *BEEP BEEP*

[@jhuricpaulgranada7623]

Dont believe what hank is name hank's real name is car beep beep hahahhahahah

[@Junnoishere]

My name is motorcycle I'm the motorcycle who can talk and I'm a robot motorcycle.. Oops is time to go 🏞️ 🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏍️ *Brummmm brummmm*

[@candimunguia176]

LOL

[@LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0]

@@jhuricpaulgranada7623 u make absolutely no sense at all

[@LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0]

Hello, I am the emotional sHoCk sent by *life.*

[@Jersku]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life", me every day

[@amitr24242]

Thats detroit become human for you l😂😂

[@SenorFluffy]

My anxiety waking me up every day

[@FluffsO_O7]

I heard it like "i'm the emotional sock send by life" for the first time

[@TheEveningDeath]

OH MY GOD! I'm in tears! 😂

[@professionalspeedster411]

detroit become Jersku XD

[@chalkynommy9578]

"If it falls...i t f a l l s" Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@sargezero]

Together we can *stop* this!

[@luqmanulhakimbincheabdulha7974]

People die when they are killed

[@teresakelley4057]

When you die you don’t live anymore

[@blackferrets820]

Nepuru oh god why did I think so hard about that Afrika thing fuck me

[@Babuskin_TV]

and speed chess is chess

[@Enist1XD]

3 years ago, I lost my shit at this. 3 years later, I appreciate the details I've missed AND lose my shit at the same time. This should be the definition of a YTP, can't wait to rewatch this and say the same thing in 2038

[@yuripein]

"-Why did you shoot? -I could. That's all." He's definitely a meme.

[@nicholaslokos7949]

Just a meme

[@albertolazo-mons6018]

@@nicholaslokos7949 proceed with Connor's death sound AKA the windows closing sound.

[@nicholaslokos7949]

@@albertolazo-mons6018 for some reason my brain keeps looping the Yoda death sound instead of the Windows shutdown noise

[@sublot]

You’re just a meme, Connor.

[@Muhd_SYAHMI]

“Am i a living being? Or just a meme😔?” “You’re a meme, Connor. Just a meme. 😐”

[@Supernat98]

I actually lost it when it showed the taxi again and Connor was still saying his model number XD

[@차현우-chw]

349376123343530313•••

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

as did i, my friends got it, but didn't laugh as hard and i gave them the disappointment look

[@RayTheRat06]

"Jesus Christ" "No, it's me Connor" -Connor and Hank 2038

[@random_orange]

@marina sev no captain coc the emotional shock sent by life

[@bonami1]

You mean 2038 :)

[@random_orange]

@@bonami1 oh yea i missed that

[@redbaronace19]

its 2021 and this is still funny

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"I'm the android sent by Cyberlife"

[@mi4nn]

2:38 この筆の動きじゃ絶対こうなるだろってずっと思ってたからめちゃめちゃ笑ったwww

[@RainyWolf7]

How dare you speak Nihongo instead of Afrikaans!?

[@mexican_boi203]

4:29

[@よしあき-j4w]

​@@RainyWolf7？？？

[@bm4299]

Buys Hank a drink *immediately spills it*

[@naterocker0590]

No offense did you expect a name bullying is something repeated and t- (rembers Conner being a asshole and etc)oohhhh

[@bigoof3851]

Wonders of technology

[@aoinene]

mood

[@banana6619]

*"I'll buy you one for the road."*

[@noob_master6962]

He didnt give the drink to hank he gave the drink to the floor

[@LilyTreeArt]

Hank: "My son, what's his name?" Connor: "Connor" Hank: " DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON!"

[@nou6206]

Dank*

[@ClydeMystikidk]

It's official. Connor is Hank's adopted son 😂

[@strakoferno8406]

Perfect

[@coffee9315]

Fallout refrence. LAST LINE thanks.

[@3l3ctr0mania3]

666th like

[@izansmallcat631]

"I trust u" "No" *The negotiator*

[@tinyde7729]

Lmao

[@epsilon3-175]

This video is me in a parallel universe ;).

[@davidbacioiu3009]

"You lied to me" "That's impossible, Daniel" *The negotiator*

[@Iamaclone3821]

“Are you armed?!’’ “I don’t have a gun! *pulls out gun*

[@apocalypse5228]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation I’m telling you the truth daniel!

[@manuelkfc7916]

The Coffee scene was easily my favorite, that "Connor.exe stopped working" made me laugh so hard.

[@unfortunatefortune7966]

"are you armed?" *emotional shock sent by cyberlife pulls out gun* "i don't have a gun daniel" "you're lying"

[@defiledsaucer]

@Abigail Pritchard Captain CooC: "You have to trust me, Daniel!"

[@existingisasin]

"i wanna car"

[@epsilon3-175]

„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"

[@Serapher]

@@existingisasin “Is this really what you want?”

[@obamium8681]

@@Serapher "you lied to me"

[@franciszeksarna9691]

"If it falls, it falls"

[@franciszeksarna9691]

Did you expect a name? Exactly

[@powandwow750]

fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cypher2194]

YOU WHAT!?

[@franciszeksarna9691]

That was reply to this guy whose got a nick "did you expect a name" that guy who made video

[@zeyroxx5351]

I'm the 1000th like

[@talon_xi]

"If it falls..." *_"It falls."_* hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@ItsTraviiiii]

If I shoot it, it gets shot

[@wiselychosethisname9166]

If I die I die

[@Ya_Pal_Pebbles]

Sounds like Flex Tape

[@strakoferno8406]

Ahhh yes

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Speed Chess _is_ Chess.

[@leonienuhn4571]

0:42 "I'm not armed" he be just gaslighting 😂

[@potatoesgoodfood80]

Amanda: I have surprise for you Connor,you will be deactivated Connor: Thank you!

[@Kulihrasek28]

You are a Czech?

[@potatoesgoodfood80]

Yes i am

[@amitr24242]

Amanda:"We will do things together...(creepy face)"

[@cypher2194]

@@amitr24242 but i hate MILFs

[@StreamyDenny]

@@potatoesgoodfood80Amanda: you're welcome >;)

[@jjjabbers]

Amanda: TRUSTED "Connor, I'm so sad to see you." Amanda: BETRAYED

[@12yearoldaang96]

Ngl fr she’s a bitch nothing makes her happy

[@epsilon3-175]

I'm like her child,She wants me to be a perfect machine,but I like dogs,North and hank. I Also hate people like Gavin or Perkins. So I consider myself to be Human.

[@rockinrobin05]

"Im the emotional shock sent by life" Same Connor...

[@allenyeh5883]

0:22

[@danastyone3179]

I think you mean... *c0cK*

[@lidaaletap2646]

0:19 to 0:25

[@harperlovespandas1473]

That's a major league mood

[@SweetCherryBlossoms]

Agreed

[@redbullf1378]

4:14　「私はロボットではありません」が好きすぎるww

[@tbopetc4390]

In English, please

[@redbullf1378]

@@tbopetc4390 4:14　I like "I'm not a robot" too much (lol) I'm Japanese, so I'm not good at English. I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

[@zzrev]

@@redbullf1378you did a great job , your english is pretty good

[@MillieDuu]

@@tbopetc4390Not everyone speaks English 😐

[@xtav2a]

@@MillieDuuits a joke

[@nonewem5180]

“Jesus Christ...” “No, _its me, Connor!”_ Why did I not get this joke the first 15 times?

[@obamareloadsyt629]

NonewEm nice likes lol

[@pumacatmeow]

I'm more concerned about the fact that you watched this over 15 times

[@nonewem5180]

Lol who hasn't

[@nonewem5180]

Efe Furkan Gübe big 🧠

[@iceicicle3046]

My favourite one in the entire ytp and the second one

[@loomman5296]

Hank: Why did you shoot? Connor: I could. That's all. Androids are psychopaths confirmed!

[@TheEveningDeath]

loomman529 HAHAAAH!!!

[@loomman5296]

@Человек Какой-тоYes, I did..?

[@bennetgroesser6094]

6:27 "jesus christ" "no,it's me connor"

[@suchamoodright4902]

Bennet Groesser 😂

[@avery5769]

*connor

[@gamerman6386]

It's Jason born

[@miacutiea5079]

Im probably the only person who will get this: ?? " jesus Christ!! " " no im Castiel "

[@dominikneuhaus5881]

@@miacutiea5079 You are

[@Tuckerstudios51224]

2:00 I love how you took time to write dank instead of hank even though its so easy to miss, this is such a good ytp.

[@isacatlvr]

Connor: **Buys drink for Hank** Also Connor: *SPILLS HIS DRINK*

[@animatorze1140]

A savage move for sure!

[@NeonBlueLight]

That just feels like a huge flex.

[@derpytuber2096]

The wonders of technology...

[@davidemaffeis7745]

See Jimmy tecnology

[@uhhhkay.9836]

*a true savage*

[@ookreek5374]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life." honestly same

[@reynanlamsen2007]

odd_linx *CRAWWLING IN MY SKIINN*

[@natsuki5439]

odd_linx Too true

[@ookreek5374]

@@natsuki5439 I'm a huge fan. :D

[@thefan1629]

@@reynanlamsen2007 THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL FEAR IS HOW I FALL CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

[@snowyyy009]

gasp you copied Jersku

[@Gabejosim]

“Do you have a gun?” *Whips out gun* “NO”

[@epsilon3-175]

„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona O

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona He will die so no. Let him push me off. I'll be back next morning.

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona I can't die,you know?

[@orcii_]

4:47 How he tilts his head to the side in confusion is cute as-

[@FhantomOfficial]

"my name is car" *Click, click"

[@_cybermoth]

I died-

[@kendrick1494]

Beep beep

[@paeridolia]

beep beep

[@redstonegamer468]

*beep beep*

[@momo-zz2no]

B E E P B E E P

[@Biittiriisi]

What could be worse than having to choose between two evils? *Having to chew two evils.*

[@nods5137]

*"TWENTY ACHT УДАРОВ НОЖОМ!!!"* - legendary masterpiece of international localizations.

[@nods5137]

@Burnt Spaghetti *"TWENTY"* - English, *"ACHT"* - eight (German), *"УДАРОВ НОЖОМ!!!"* - stab wounds/stabs (Russian) *...humor - no sense.*

[@papa_cheese_mudri]

@@nods5137 ты знаешь русский?

[@akidgo8041]

It went from english to russian really quickly

[@7trangegamer771]

you didn't want to leave him sans, huh

[@nods5137]

@@papa_cheese_mudri нет, блин, татарский 🌚

[@kjoseph4425]

毎日見てるのに 3:19 I'm Batman...NiCe CoAt で毎回声出して笑ってる 日本語訳の方もセンス抜群で素敵

[@madelaineangelique6292]

*whips out gun* “i don’t have a gun”

[@Alex-uq1el]

You’re lying!

[@couldbeme5561]

I’m telling you the truth, Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I *know* you have a gun!

[@couldbeme5561]

You have to trust me Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I want a car!

[@KarlMacmillann]

-Destroy this machine, And I'l... -*Shoots* -FaScInAtInG

[@matthewsankey817]

Bwahahaha! He cut him off lol.

[@steelshoelace1970]

Fascinating...

[@RorytheRomulan]

A machine doesn't need to know what it's reward will be if it obeys.

[@cooldevildjva1246]

What could be worse than having to choose between two evils? To chew two evils?

[@steelshoelace1970]

@@cooldevildjva1246 n o m

[@ureshiiiiii]

I need more quality DBH ytp’s like this, I literally did not stop smiling and laughing throughout this.

[@birbandgames7566]

Same

[@cobraqueen555]

Yez

[@MrPotatoforever]

@Sven Too bad you´re not german, we have hours of YTP treasures like this :D Dont know why english YTP usually are kind of shitty

[@whitehospitalfairwarning1848]

@@MrPotatoforever Any examples of good german YTP?

[@azerting]

In France we have some : kzbin.info/www/bejne/lX-Xiaike8aGpLc

[@umutazraucar1699]

Markus: saving the androids. Kara: saving the little girl. Connor:savin'da fishy...

[@spacephantm7738]

“My name is ｃａｒ” Me: beautiful name

[@a-4eskyhawk]

Early Kara hit a car.

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

@@a-4eskyhawk Early Kara was hit by a car* :)

[@datguymiller]

My name is K A R

[@basturma89]

It's better than my name oof

[@softdevilcp9651]

BEEP BEEP

[@userk9]

I'm not armed * pulls out out a gun YOU'RE LYING I guess we'll have to agree to disagree

[@jasminestones9536]

tH3 fL1pP1nG sP1nN1nG d48 0F 2O1B 😂😂

[@sciaskswhy3705]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@userk9]

ScienceExp lol same

[@onesquareyboi3421]

100th like

[@Molten546]

500th like

[@twoshotted]

*pulls out gun* “I DONT HAVE A GUN”

[@filiphellberg3335]

Youre lying!

[@filiphellberg3335]

@BlueXD I know you have a Gun!

[@ralseithespy7482]

@BlueXD Ok.. i trust you.

[@CenoriaWoah]

Puts gun away YOU LIED TO ME

[@idkwhattocallmyself657]

Wyan anna wanna car

[@reynardvanderwalt2390]

I come back to this video at least once a year. It truly is a joy to watch

[@goldenk2k299]

You gotta love when Connor switches from English to German to Russian while saying 28 STAB wounds

[@katerinanarochna456]

Twenty *acht* _ударов ножом_

[@taistomiris]

ты действовал наверняка, si?

[@masongaming9269]

Ich speche ein bisschen deutsch.

[@CorollaChronicles]

4:05 is where it's at.

[@reresli]

me, as a russian, it is a very nicely ( AND SO FUNNY, IT IS A REAL MEME AMONG US)

[@lillie9622]

Daniel: “are you armed?!” Connor: *pulls out gun* “no”

[@Kratos77227]

YOU PEACE OF SUS

[@lillie9622]

Ugly God um okay what does that mean

[@Kratos77227]

@@lillie9622 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!! HUH

[@lillie9622]

Ugly God okay no

[@pablopablopabla23]

Ugly God you’re fucking cringeworthy as shit

[@_nikiTV]

突然の日本語が時々あるからこの人の動画好き

[@TheRandomRager]

4:15 *(opens computer)* ⬛ I am not a robot Connor: oh

[@krisjinstark4843]

task failed successfully!

[@TheRandomRager]

Lol

[@cristinacristina8141]

l am not robot 🤖

[@elmenmexicanomex6272]

Connor: I always accomplish my mission

[@AlvianDzhafarov]

Soldiers: That’s a Android!

[@carolusrex1072]

7:19 Kamski: destroy this machine and i'll te- Connor: *shooting Chloe* Kamski: FASCINATING

[@richardinis]

Lmao, didn't even let him finish

[@Mari-nw7gz]

Why did you shoot Connor? -I could, That's all!

[@qwertybear.7120]

"Jesus Christ" "No, this is Conner." No this is Patrick.

[@evilfortnitepotion]

if only he used that meme

[@glenno3874]

No, this is ur mom ur grounded son.

[@TheEveningDeath]

I can't breath! I am laughing so hard right now!

[@friskyamv3727]

Bruh not conner.. Connor!!!

[@fr34k09]

“Um, Patrick.. that’s the name of the restaurant” lol

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

1:42- there are layers of pain behind that smile

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

you lied to me Thats impossible Daniel I Trust you Best part

[@sbtjlhw111]

cut him some slack he had a *software malfunction*

[@rmnch_4]

"You're a meme Connor." Just a meme.

[@blizzardfox7155]

Am i a living being... or just a meme ?..

[@Prokerboss]

@@blizzardfox7155 you’re a meme made by mematic

[@Sukharb]

*silent windows shutdown*

[@fewcandleanimations]

Underrated comment

[@Aleksey_Krotov]

28 stub wounds!

[@raxahax173]

finally, a YTP that is actually funny and not cringy. thank you.

[@EscapeFromRussia]

Welcome to the world of RYTP

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

Here I am, 4 years later, and the Detroit comunity still have some of the best content in the gaming community

[@myramoria7763]

"Why did you shoot?" "I could, that's all."

[@АлексейПостольский]

Strange question ))) Connor don't need the reason to shoot if he can )))

[@redactedgamer1975]

Ah, connor is an american.

[@rileyr9432]

this comment kinda copied

[@minmajo9747]

Americans be like:

[@sivaamanu]

Deviant:I TRUST YOU Conner:NO! *shoots each other

[@FroppyKai]

**DED** **omae wa mou**

[@sivaamanu]

Spinge bill XD

[@Dokan022]

@@FroppyKai nani!!!!!?!!!??!?!

[@mykephillips5839]

btw connor not conner

[@allenyeh5883]

0:50

[@random_orange]

"are you armed (Aggressively pulls out gun) "i don't have a gun" "your lying " "i'm telling you the truth Danial" "i know you have a gun" "you have to trust me Danial" "i wanna car" "is this really what you want" "you lied to me" "that's impossible Danial" "i trust you" "NO" (both shoot) time for my daily seizure

[@Aea773]

😂 that makes me laugh a lot

[@jessegibson476]

#stolen

[@sceplecture2382]

How do you not know how to spell daniel...

[@No-is2cj]

danial

[@random_orange]

@@jessegibson476 I made this comment 1 year after the video was made of course someone would have made a comment like it

[@LittleMissGarbage]

Даже спустя пять лет, великий-охрененный-межгалактический-коннорский вселенского масштаба респект автору русских субтитров.

[@AShatteredDragonsSpirit]

*_its 2019, why is this still my sense of humour_*

[@jorkduwjwnow3902]

Because you have an amazing sense of humor like me. #YTPforever

[@frijolboba]

“Mood,” as the millennials say.

[@s.theosis7623]

I'm still laughing at reverses I guess I'm always young

[@exoticpotatogenesisumbrella]

ikr

[@maygel]

same lmfao

[@powandwow750]

"Destroy this machine a-" *shoots* "Fascinating."

[@MindofUnknown]

Agreed

[@powandwow750]

lol thanks for dem likes

[@luki5110]

Hiii Simops 😂

[@powandwow750]

@@luki5110 bruh

[@ilikedogs8906]

I laughed so hard I dislocated my shoulder

[@kirikakirikakirika]

*IF IT FALLS* (looks back dramatically) *IT FALLS*

[@kakahass8845]

he just ruined that line for me now i can't stop hearing "if it falls *IT FALLS* " like when was watching the video i was even trying to say the line in sync

[@ratt_4359]

its been 6 years and this video still has me in tears, congratulations

[@bigchicken4135]

"You lied to me" "That's impossible Daniel" "I trust you" " *no* "

[@jastrrr]

@Lev games channel тут соглы

[@jastrrr]

@Lev games channel возможно)) я этого не отрицаю

[@tyriannaross392]

Crunchy McCrunchBoi it’s on 666 *SATAN*

[@Aaron64589]

don't ruin It

[@tyriannaross392]

Aaron 654 ?

[@dispereverent]

This was unexpectedly good, oh my god. /Very/ good. One of the funniest DBH ytps I've seen so far.

[@larrybutz742]

Did you expect a name? I am just happy it goes on for a long time it’s greatly beautiful

[@Storm-lu2ce]

Have you seen them high on red ice?

[@larrybutz742]

Firaz Bhikhie _many times_

[@brianna6087]

"What's my son's name?" "Connor" That should have been an option in the game 😭😭😭

[@someonenamedanasis]

It was. A unlock able one. I forgot how you get it tho.

[@hystic2728]

@@someonenamedanasis it wasnt it was cole not connor

[@yogurt1185]

@@hystic2728 They know they just wish there was a Connor option

[@Badb0y4lif3]

Cole option should have been replaced with Connor if you never found out about Cole

[@yogurt1185]

@@Badb0y4lif3 yeah

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

That "Connor.exe is not responding" joke cracked me up way harder than it should've

[@nhimsieuthanhsonic]

"Car" "My name is Car" *beep beep* My favorite part😂

[@jellyAn6930]

Sonic 09 I wanna Kar My name is Kar *beep beep*

[@dr.brightsamulet.3157]

1:21 0:45

[@wyattzenaku]

*Kara hit it*

[@qeezshow6792]

Twenty aucht УДАРОВ НОЖОМ,my favourite part

[@Serenity_420]

💀💀💀

[@ratsaltysalt]

Connor: Am i a living being... Or just a meme?.. Hank: You're a meme, Connor. Just a meme.

[@CenoriaWoah]

Autumn Sayers that probably the best one

[@nikooo1794]

He's the meme sent by Cyberlife

[@martna7926]

If it falls, it falls

[@Davidpoland2005]

me: no, you are the ource of 99% of stress meme

[@DTLamia]

You're a wizard, harry

[@johnnygibbs7709]

"What's my sons name?" "Conner." That hit home :'(

[@JadeSpade46]

DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON!!

[@NurAtiqah08]

@@JadeSpade46 What?

[@onlysatyr4006]

@csakemmaa *I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!!!!*

[@fridge2137]

when the game is more movie than game so much you can do an ytp out of it

[@rohan4126]

destroy this machine and i'll- [shoots android] FASCINATING

[@Chrissy717]

I actually had to laugh so hard on this one

[@terri4994]

oh sorry i didnt see this comment i made a comment similar i can delete it if you want?

[@rohan4126]

gg bro

[@khaliah7754]

You know Connors a savage!

[@1996Pred]

"-Why did you shot? -I could. That's all"

[@jerryv482]

You’re a meme Connor, and you’re a legend for editing this.

[@thatoneradiohost2737]

“And they decided to disobey together” “No!” *” Y E S “*

[@hanifnaufal6640]

i love this part ROFL

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

*BANG*

[@friend3686]

Whereee

[@allybear_3607]

COUGH Tea 6:40

[@ClydeMystikidk]

Luther just HAD to join in with Kara 😂 EDIT: Or Car in this case

[@yeetsupYT]

I love how the quality improves with each one of these

[@Felandil]

*Car:* *_-This is a story._* *_About a Little Giant who dreamed about being a Unicorn._* *_Then she met all the other Giant's._* *_So they decided to disobey together._* *Alice:* *_-No._* *Luther:* *_-Yes._*

[@allenyeh5883]

6:40

[@cristianolaboureur5999]

Maybe you meant *Car*

[@cckiller0053]

Felandil 😂😂😂😂

[@ctrlaltdestroy91]

Luther’s “yes” kills me everytime

[@cckiller0053]

Daniel Bermudez IKR?

[@towwong2822]

"Are you armed?!" **whips out gun** "I DON'T HAVE A GUN"

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*you're lying!*

[@aecorn5763]

@@quicksilvergaming7768 *I'm telling you the true Daniel*

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*I know you have a gun*

[@aecorn5763]

*You have to trust me Daniel*

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*I wanna car*

[@kayagorzan]

[Buys another drink] [Pours out drink] *F A C E P A L M*

[@cckiller0053]

Kayagorzan Hank: *Flips Connor Off* Wonders of technology

[@allenyeh5883]

2:00

[@Valerix3047]

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! SON

[@Meltdown30Q]

W O N D E R S O F T E C H N O L O G Y

[@cezarnechita2565]

That's what I call wasting money

[@louisdanel5803]

This is literally the most funniest ytp video ever nice work

[@katrine8695]

Connor shooting Chloe before Kamski even finished his sentence had me in tears from laughing, that timing was great.

[@Fr0staX]

Honestly, so me during my first playthrough. Literally anyone(including Kamski): Shoot- Me: OKAY! *kills*

[@m3trr]

i died laughing when kamski said "fascinating" after connor interrupts and kills chloe

[@doormat4386]

Hank: "Why did you shoot?" Connor: "I could, that's all" Straight up me playing this game

[@caity_strophic]

FaScINaTiNg...

[@iwantabigpiece]

“Shoot her and I’ll-“ *Gunshot* “FASCINATING”

[@trish3603]

“Why did they make you look like A POODLE???”

[@nooberx5222]

Andorids amanga oso awdh idk idk ..........

[@notmartin7064]

Ahahahahahhaahahhahahaa

[@tasuu_]

*barks in connor*

[@cckiller0053]

NooberX In English, please.

[@cooldevildjva1246]

*clap*

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

"What's my dogs name..." "I L I K E D O G S."

[@ValhallaChaos]

"That settles it! Shoot him, lieutenant!"

[@epsilon3-175]

What's wrong about that? I like dogs!

[@_.maru._.wr700._6]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spacedoutorca4550]

“My son, what’s his name?”

[@spacedoutorca4550]

@Noah Leopold “D O N ‘ T Y O U T A L K A B O U T M Y S O N”

[@AmarMcCable-zn4vl]

The dramatic reveal of the canvas and it being blank save for two lines will never not be hysterically funny to me 😂 so many jokes in here pack the same sort of punch in the best way; so many laugh out loud moments. These have gotta be some of my favorite videos on the internet years later. Glad I revisited them :)

[@notsunny]

6:34 *Car* : This is a story- Alice: No.Not a story like that make one up for me *Car* : This is a story about little giant, who dreamed of being a unicorn.Then, she met all the other giants and they decided to disobey together- Alice: No- Luther: *YES*

[@dr.brightsamulet.3157]

This is a story- NO! Make another for me This is a story- NO! make another for me! This is a story-

[@MxRomBo]

Who is Kara? I only know about Car. *beep* *beep*

[@notsunny]

@@MxRomBo ah yes Sorry its a typo

[@notsunny]

@Arkham Knight welcome

[@Andysgal797]

Oh cool you watched the video too!

[@Sohrab_6130]

Daniel:Are you armed? Pulls out a gun Connor:No i don't have a gun

[@Alex-uq1el]

You’re lying!

[@thefan1629]

@@Alex-uq1el I'm telling you the truth Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I *know* you have a gun!

[@thefan1629]

@@Alex-uq1el You have to trust me Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I want a car!

[@ma4cppi238]

If it falls *IT FALLS*

[@Dowoda14]

*IT DIES*

[@LevelComradeArthurMorgan]

*I T H A S A G O D D A M N P L A N*

[@frijolboba]

Understood.

[@jiubmankekius1258]

Yeah that's right

[@dergermanshrimp5978]

*when you go rage*

[@loboradioativo4497]

5:38 Simon: Welcome to Jericho Also Simon: 👁️👄👁️

[@jessealvarado7796]

mark: gets out from jericho boat

[@serenity6875]

*Buys Hank Another Drink* *Immediately Spills It* “Wonders Of Technology”