In today’s classic clip from DIE ANOTHER DAY, Bond and Jinx sneak into the Havana clinic and discover Zao is receiving DNA therapy to alter his appearance.
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@delta96857 ай бұрын
Man... for a guy who's been in some coma after surgery or whatever he's surprisingly quick to wake up and kick Bond's ass.
@althepenguin29 күн бұрын
Or at least try to! 😅
@commanderkeen37873 жыл бұрын
Pierce Brosnan was the perfect Bond. Confident, arrogant, witty, humorous, yet still believably dangerous. He was the only Bond who could really move between the two halves of his personality instantly
@nikolaiquack85483 жыл бұрын
Disagree, but I respect your opinion.
@strikerbowls7913 жыл бұрын
@@nikolaiquack8548 What? Get lost
@nikolaiquack85483 жыл бұрын
@@strikerbowls791 Lol, very mature.
@commanderkeen37873 жыл бұрын
@@nikolaiquack8548 Hey that's your right to disagree buddy. I first saw Pierce Brosnan in the film The Long Good Friday (great film btw), where he plays an ice cold IRA assassin, and believably too. There's something inherently dangerous about him. Connery is arguably the very best, but I still never bought that he could kill a target in cold blood the way 007 does on the odd occasion. Brosnan just owns that character to the core. The way he coldly pistol whips Renard in The World Is Not Enough so he can attach his silencer. The way he doesn't even blink when he sees Moneypenny dead in Die Another Day. The way he and Trevelyan beat the living shit out of each other at the end of GoldenEye. There's something almost sociopathic about him and his ability to separate his witty charming womanizing side and his lethal side, and switch between them at will. Good times 👍
@nikolaiquack85483 жыл бұрын
@@commanderkeen3787 Your view on Brosnan is very interesting. I do agree that he's a brilliant actor and he really shines in those moments when he can be coldblooded. I think my personal problem with his performance to some degree was that he never got enough of that stuff and his Bond always felt somewhere between Connery and Moore. I've read Brosnan say that he himself doesn't think he was really able to establish his own interpretation of the character in an interview. And while he was too harsh on himself in that interview (honestly felt a bit bad about it), he does have a point, I think. My fav is Timothy Dalton btw. Which is a controversial pick for some people, I know. I think he played the part of a cold blooded instrument of the government the best and the most consistently. Not the only reason why I love him the most, but one of the big ones for sure. I do love all the Bonds, though. Just to varying degrees :)
@HitmanKurt3 жыл бұрын
This scene was the last part of the film that was semi-serious and grounded… then it was ice castles/invisible cars and electric fists 😂😂
@4879daniel3 жыл бұрын
I'm struggling with the physics of Jinx here. It's a Bond film so we can assume she can survive a massive fall but she splashes down about 40ft away from where she should have landed.
@White_Wolfie3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget giant, visible laser beams of mass destruction.
@MarcSob223 жыл бұрын
The ice castle really exists, it is made almost all during the winter in Iceland!
@MarcSob223 жыл бұрын
@@White_Wolfie It was not a giant laser, but concentrated sunlight, if you could put so many diamond lenses in space it would be possible, the effect is the same when you take a magnifying glass and focus on the thinnest point and you can burn things! If you never did that, you had no childhood!
@monkeyballz1683 жыл бұрын
@@MarcSob22 I feel like you did that to ants...
@michaelvillarama75842 жыл бұрын
Pierce Brosnan will always be my favorite Bond growing up through the 90's.
@violetaroxa2265 Жыл бұрын
Brosnan e Conery , foram os melhores intérpretes de Bond, na minha opinião. Além de TODO o Charme e Beleza de Brosnan , sendo eleito um dos homens mais Bonito do mundo,na era de 90 .
@hari6694 Жыл бұрын
Me too JAMES BOND REMINDS ME OF PIERCE BROSNAN...NONE OTHER CAN REPLACE THE LEGEND
@vishalnarayanasamy8767 Жыл бұрын
Do you feel Pierce Brosnan should have done a Fifth Movie right after Die Another Day. I am willing to hear your opinions
@Firemarioflower7 ай бұрын
@@vishalnarayanasamy8767 No, because Casino Royale sucks. Even Brosnan couldn't have made that into a good film with the tragic script for that garbage flick.
@gauravtributes50233 жыл бұрын
I always liked his sparkling personality.
@jerreldavidson26763 жыл бұрын
[PUNCH] how's that for a punchline
@tdad86833 жыл бұрын
Halle Berry is a BAD GIRL. check out that stunt at 3:50 😂😂😂
@aleksandarvil57182 жыл бұрын
Gem of North Korea
@aleksandarvil57182 жыл бұрын
Crown Jewel of Kim Dynasty
@garetheverett38952 жыл бұрын
Diamond geezer
@jakebond22943 жыл бұрын
Pierce gave each film his all. He was never the problem. The stories.... well, that's another matter entirely.
@strikerbowls7913 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with the stories
@madhousenetwork77652 жыл бұрын
This film has a good story but they relied too much on CGI
@mbucd2 жыл бұрын
@@strikerbowls791 The story in this film is too far fetched imo
@strikerbowls7912 жыл бұрын
@@mbucd I find it more believable than Spectre and Moonraker
@strikerbowls7912 жыл бұрын
@Longface Hell no
@TheJovialBrit2 жыл бұрын
1:38 I LOVE how they use that brilliant On Her Majesty's Secret Service baseline to carry the song. It's used in various Bond action scenes including A View to a Kill and other Bond movies. Brosnan will always be the best Bond actor for me. That awesome mix of charm, charisma and class mixed with simmering brutality and he always did it whilst dressed in stylish tailored suits. For me THAT is what James Bond is all about. SO much lost potential.. My heart bleeds when I think of what they could have done with Brosnan as Bond... Still underrate movies but they could have done so much more because he LOVED being James Bond and you could really see that in his acting. Daniel Craig is great and all but he looks more like Jason Bourne to me.
@ennyaoxa62382 жыл бұрын
He was so iconic as bond. I mean everytime you hear james bond, the first thing came out on your mind is Brosnan with his hair style 😂
@simonsimorangkir48642 жыл бұрын
And with his speaking style very cool. Craig is too hard and strong i think, Brosnan more elegan.
@venatorsuper2 жыл бұрын
First thing came out on my mind is Sean Connery, not Brosnan)
@lindildeev5721 Жыл бұрын
@@venatorsuper Connery is always as cold as ice while Brosnan is playful like a child and suddenly becomes a cold killer.
@REENIExoxo Жыл бұрын
@@venatorsuper Agreed - I also think first of Sean Connery. Brosnan is pretty low on the Bond totem pole for me.
@rizvicoder Жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right ❤️
@philipbunney94453 жыл бұрын
Jynx was one hell of a Bond girl.
@imranbecks3 жыл бұрын
*Jinx
@thebadfella52962 жыл бұрын
@@imranbecks ok ok we don't need you to correct everybody
@aleksandarvil57182 жыл бұрын
She Is Storm in X-Men
@scarecrow108productions72 жыл бұрын
2:55 And she scored a kill by firing her weapon from the hip. And another hip-fire kill at 3:18.
@lexusdriver196314 күн бұрын
3:50 I like how Jinx gave one final look at James before jumping out into the water. My guess is her way of says "Till we meet again, James".
@ericssmith20143 жыл бұрын
"Jinx! You've gotta get outta here now! Move, move!" "Well, yes, I've just planted a bomb... and he's gone. Watch out for yourself, I guess."
@NiVi1922 жыл бұрын
Brosnan and Berry had good chemistry and are both good actors, I just wish they'd been given better dialogues to work with.
@allennixon47453 жыл бұрын
People may not like 007 Die Another Day because of the story I think the movie was great and amazing.
@Ahmadb0002 жыл бұрын
The story is great, but the CGIs are terrible and most of the movie relies on them unlike its predecessors.
@vishalnarayanasamy8767 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I feel Lee Tamahori should direct a James Bond movie again. I feel the Daniel Craig era movies were Dark and Gritty without emphasis for Gadgets and Humour
@yeoedwin16193 жыл бұрын
Sean Connery is more on Style, Roger Moore is more on Humour, Pierce Bronson is more on charisma, Daniel Craig is more on storytelling and antihero.
@pjosepha3 жыл бұрын
Tim dalton- more of a believable killer/assassin
@scottknode8982 жыл бұрын
Lazenby and Dalton showed more of a darker side with anger and wanting revenge after deaths of loved ones and colleagues or even when Felix is injured and Daltons Bond sets out to take out Sanchez in License To Kill. Lazenbys Bond and Daltons Bond also were both at odds with their boss M in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and Licence To Kill where in the latter M decides to take away Bonds 00 status for failing to do his job that was told to do and going out on a personal vendetta against Sanchez like Lazenbys Bond in which he angers M for not stopping Blofeld.
@Skeletty17102 жыл бұрын
And Dalton was badass. Don't forget to mention George Lazenby, the music and plot were awesome.
They’re so impressed by her 10/10 cgi dive they forget to shoot her while she swims away
@johanndealwis40533 ай бұрын
One of the best Bond films in the Brosnan era
@ThatManInASuit2 жыл бұрын
Christ, Halle Berry was hot in this 😍
@wwb162 жыл бұрын
Jinx diving off that cliff has aged pretty badly in terms of effects
@garethdwright912 жыл бұрын
Looks fine to me.
@tcaudiobooks7372 жыл бұрын
Y-you mean that wasn't real?!?
@ipsun16322 жыл бұрын
Wait till you see Bond surfing later in this film
@SP-pn7xx2 жыл бұрын
It was bad even in 2002..
@parabdeeps331 Жыл бұрын
@@ipsun1632 😁😁.. Thats where the movie converted into Looney toons
@kingstarscream3202 жыл бұрын
Zao was a great henchman.
@MarcSob223 жыл бұрын
I love this movie!!
@Fogmaster19902 жыл бұрын
Brosnan should have gotten at least one more crack at it with “Everything Or Nothing” but it was turned into a PS2 video game instead. Willem Dafeo would have been a great bond villain but I think he was already busy with Spider-Man at the time.
@vishalnarayanasamy8767 Жыл бұрын
If they had made Everything or Nothing as his Fifth movie right before Casino Royale who you wished should have been the director and music composer?
@jonathanbirch20226 ай бұрын
And Timothy Dalton should’ve gotten one more movie to go out on, “Property of a Lady”
@chrisduvall132 жыл бұрын
Jinx was a bad ass!
@shrishsingh97912 жыл бұрын
The BGM in this movie is another level
@ronbouley46165 ай бұрын
Always found it funny that squeezing an IV bag would hurt him. Squeezing the bag won't make the fluids go in any faster, so kind of pointless way to try and hurt him.
@fridaynightnicktoons68853 жыл бұрын
Possibly the most epic bond film. This is what bond truely is. A man who saves the world and gets girls while being badass.
@DebBan3 жыл бұрын
Halles berries 😆
@colin87702 жыл бұрын
The film may have been kinda rubbish, but I always love watching Halle Berry, running up a hill in her swimwear and dress, shooting a guy down in the helicopter. Iconic.
@oddish43522 жыл бұрын
I'd have enjoyed a standalone Jinx spinoff.
@lindildeev5721 Жыл бұрын
@@oddish4352 It was planned until a movie called Catwoman was released.
@oddish4352 Жыл бұрын
@@lindildeev5721 I can see how that would happen.
@vishalnarayanasamy8767 Жыл бұрын
@@oddish4352 Maybe Lee Tamahori could direct a James Bond movie again and bring back Jinx Character as well when the James Bond character is in a Vulnerable position in order to save him
@MiguelArcos20032 жыл бұрын
I’m probably the only person who really enjoyed this movie it’s not great but I had some fun with it I love as Pierce Brosnan as Bond it was great to see him one last time before her left the franchise. IMO it’s an underrated fun Bond film I know that’s unpopular but that’s just my opinion I enjoyed Die Another Day (2002) I didn’t think it was that bad honestly, compare this to Terminator: Dark Fate or the Disney Star Wars Sequels or Alien 3 they just gave a huge middle finger and they were an insult to their fans this was just harmless and misunderstood IMO
@vicdeakins22382 жыл бұрын
I agree 💯. Sure, it’s nowhere on par with say Goldeneye, Casino Royale, etc. but it’s still fun to watch and Brosnan always plays the part with such suave and style that is difficult to match
@lindildeev5721 Жыл бұрын
It may have a bad villain, over-the-top action scenes, a big plot hole and ridiculous lines, there's still a few good things : Jinx is a true professional (unlike Stacey from A View to a Kill) and it's funny to see how her methods are totally different from Bond's.
@barebarekun16111 ай бұрын
To me I considered one of his best Bond works of all wasn't actually a movie but on video game called James Bond 007 Everything Or Nothing. Die Another Day was also my guilty pleasure it was like Pierce's Licence To Kill so brutal and hard-edged yet very entertaining popcorn bond flick.
@Firemarioflower7 ай бұрын
You are not alone, TONS of people love this movie. Only the KZbin community hates this. Don't look at all these trolls. DAD is the best of htem all.
@carsonkubicki17702 жыл бұрын
Halle Berry good God in heaven help us all.
@Yug10 Жыл бұрын
The last true 007 movie
@machomajooo3 жыл бұрын
This movie got the best title song in Bond series.
@rankartde1633 жыл бұрын
Not really but I also like it. In Germany everyone has it at place 24.
@machomajooo3 жыл бұрын
@@rankartde163 Which one at 1 . . Skyfall . I guess
@rankartde1633 жыл бұрын
@@machomajooo You know my name of course :)
@Skeletty17102 жыл бұрын
Nah, OHMSS is the best.
@crashfan9997 Жыл бұрын
No freaking way. From Russia With Love, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, Live And Let Die, The Spy Who Loved Me, For Your Eyes Only, A View To A Kill, The Living Daylights, Licence To Kill, GoldenEye, The World Is Not Enough and You Know My Name are all better Bond songs than Die Another Day imo.
@franklesher44593 жыл бұрын
What does 007 do when he finishes a magazine at a hospital? He reloads and keeps shooting, because he has a license to kill.
@seelockesee92642 жыл бұрын
OMG Halle Berry is bae. 😍
@hyacinthlynch8432 жыл бұрын
Love that dive.
@rain04504 ай бұрын
Die Another Day is Brosnan’s best performance as Bond.
@fabulousfrance2 жыл бұрын
This is the part when the movie started to be made on weed and so on until the end
@wwb162 жыл бұрын
When bond gets to Iceland is where it goes to shit
@GermanLeftist2 жыл бұрын
Weed? Try acid.
@lilystar97513 жыл бұрын
My favourite actor.
Жыл бұрын
a perfect Bond scene out a mistake movie
@prosumerama3 жыл бұрын
Very glad the franchise did recover after films like this one
@thevoid993 жыл бұрын
you know you're in trouble when you're driving an invisible car and surfing on cgi ice water.
@strikerbowls7913 жыл бұрын
Recover from what?
@pjosepha3 жыл бұрын
The cgi was shit. But the car stays!!!! No one touches the car😡😡😡😡😡
@stevearmstrong53242 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know there was a pool down there."
@horrorfanandy4647 Жыл бұрын
“Exceptionally fine shot” - The person who granted permission for that CGI monstrosity of the dive to be used in the final film.
@scarecrow108productions7 Жыл бұрын
1:17 Well, there goes Brosnan with the "getting choked" face again. 😂😂😂😂
@jb.top0073 жыл бұрын
Great action scene.
@the_rover14 ай бұрын
If jinx could take out the armed guard at the helicopter, she might as well take out the pilot. Mission done.
@jpsb31652 жыл бұрын
Ooh Nokia phone!
@bricktop94863 жыл бұрын
3:52 That cgi tho.
@MiyaGeorginaJoi3 жыл бұрын
A classic
@PorscheCayenneS2 жыл бұрын
It‘s not CGI. She did this stunt herself.
@madhousenetwork77652 жыл бұрын
It looked great when the movie came out. That's why directors like Nolan prefer to use less CGI
@marxmith2 жыл бұрын
That was his morphine drip. He was feeling pretty good.
@aleksandarvil57182 жыл бұрын
0:55 Zao Became living White Walker
@josephlarregain17658 ай бұрын
Thymoty Dalton est de loin le meilleur bond mais malheureusement le plus sous estimer aussi.
YES… Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond… the spitting image of how Ian Fleming described his character in the books. It really amazes me when people disagree.
@AjaychinuShah Жыл бұрын
I still tell people, 'til this day. These are REAL, REAL PEOPLE and REAL STORIES to go along. Just way bygones let be bygones.
@user-ul8ju4iy3f Жыл бұрын
@@AjaychinuShah 007 어나더데이
@mohammadfarooqi62559 ай бұрын
Timothy dalton was the Ian Fleming version of 007 bond.
@manjunath.18792 жыл бұрын
Love you bond. Than Now forever
@ejayl.floresjr.75533 жыл бұрын
beautifull
@dusankakaradzic74652 жыл бұрын
Wunderschön Film Bestens Schauspieler Auf Dem Welt 🌝♥️⚘
@tomb74273 жыл бұрын
Brilliant David Arnold score
@artygunnar2 жыл бұрын
Swordfish
@Shadowtail292 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact those are real diamonds on zao’s face
@Mrfairchap8 ай бұрын
Damn silly. She could never survive a fall from that height, even into water. It would have broken every bone in her body.
@phillipwalling74704 ай бұрын
Tbf, Max Zorin died falling from the bridge, which is way higher that here and he died, mostly because he fell into the water on his back, which can break his bones easily. Jinx was diving headfirst into the water therefore reducing her chances to break her bones. (And her fingers should've possibly been smushed on inpacts, but it won't be enough to kill her like how Max dies.)
@christinamarina16913 жыл бұрын
JAMES BOND 😍😍
@endermen95192 жыл бұрын
1:08 TOP 10 FIGHT SCENE IN MOWIE (subscribe James Bond 007) edit thanks for 4 Like.
@onlyone23km2 жыл бұрын
It was nice to see Bond back in Cuba again for No Time to Die.
@thomasarnemann46792 жыл бұрын
Billie Eilish was the only good thing about No Time To Die, she brought back the Bond essential 🍸
@GigaChadh976 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasarnemann4679 Nah.
@thomasarnemann4679 Жыл бұрын
@@GigaChadh976 yep.
@soulSSeekingbullet Жыл бұрын
@@thomasarnemann4679 That femoid can't sing for shit.
@calumhawkes56793 жыл бұрын
My trip to a Havana clinic went down something like this too
@Jack-qn4vt3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ioanngeo0063 жыл бұрын
One of the three best 007 movies. Pierce Brosnan a great actor and the best James Bond, in my opinion.
@Magysh5117 ай бұрын
holy shit he's larping everywhere
@emiliofernandez71173 жыл бұрын
Omg I can’t wait until the new film is out 😖😖😖😖😭
@cerealfibre69383 жыл бұрын
Neither can I, it's been ages.😡😡😠😠😖😖😖😖
@Skeletty17102 жыл бұрын
@Malcolm McCorkle Donald Trump
@Magysh5117 ай бұрын
THE BOYS!!!
@thomasarnemann46792 жыл бұрын
James Wore the same suit he did during the pre-credit sequence
@danielhawkins99027 ай бұрын
Got your attention
@foolinnetwork22543 жыл бұрын
Lol want to watch it
@imranbecks3 жыл бұрын
3:40 Wow 😍
@kumarp.d.31362 жыл бұрын
A quick action hero is p.broasnan!-Comment from India!
@Tejasisphoenix2 жыл бұрын
Can a person survive after making such a dangerous and deep dive???
@hoilst2652 жыл бұрын
Does ANYONE know what model of Sony speakers that are playing to Zao are at 0:15? Been trying to hunt down a set for years.
@upCdownCleftCrightC2 жыл бұрын
@hoilst Seems like Sony Pascal Satellite speakers, possibly with custom stands.
@hoilst2652 жыл бұрын
@@upCdownCleftCrightC Thank you!
@Gangsta3000ful2 жыл бұрын
I remember when this movie first came out when i was a kid i used to be so frightened of the way Zao looked but he actually wasn't that scary.
@tomarnold72849 ай бұрын
Squeezing the IV bag would cause pain?
@evrtt_trn2 жыл бұрын
told you cuban healthcare is really good
@AndrewChapman2 жыл бұрын
I know it's not the case, but I often imagine if gene therapy had been used to explain how Bond kept changing faces from Connery to Brosnan (before the series was rebooted for the Craig era). Especially as it would've been similar to regeneration in Doctor Who. Though probably too modern technology to exist in the earlier Bond years. So maybe plastic surgery similar to how Blofeld created his clones in Diamonds Are Forever.
@sunilmaheshbabu98503 жыл бұрын
LOVE YOU 007
@Ronkyort0dox Жыл бұрын
I liked when Jinx played basketball
@AjaychinuShah Жыл бұрын
Latin Culture is nothing but a Concubine culture. Korean being a Martial Arts ROYALTY culture. And of course Gujarati and Bengali with Kashmiri being The Military ROYALTY Kulture. YOU SEE EVOLUTION of Mind and Personality and Gender, and Halle fits perfectly in the ROLE being one of the best Bond Girls ever.
@Magysh5117 ай бұрын
Damn I missed her, It's the ping
@jimramos26138 ай бұрын
Pierce brosnan was awesome as James Bond in James Bond movies and also Daniel Craig is the best James Bond as well both of them are the Best buy would say Pierce brosnan is legit James Bond 👈👍👏❤️💯
@madhousenetwork77652 жыл бұрын
1:39 ❤️❤️
@rampageclover978811 ай бұрын
1:00 it literally looks like he has him by his nuts. He’s like “dude, not cool”
@adamsjay2125 ай бұрын
This movie was when I started to have a crush on Halle berry.
@karlsuer2749 Жыл бұрын
Letzter Bond 🔫🍸👙🇬🇧 mit Pierce Brosnan. Super Abschied. 👍👍👍👍👍👍
@richnewton3 жыл бұрын
How did Bond's face go from so dirty at 3:12, to fresh and clean at 3:37?
@strikerbowls7913 жыл бұрын
Different lighting
@thebadfella52962 жыл бұрын
@@strikerbowls791 Different shots
@_-007-_2 жыл бұрын
Please make another bond Pierce
@vishalnarayanasamy8767 Жыл бұрын
And bring back Lee Tamahori and Halle Berry's Jinx Character as well
@jondellar2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear God.
@blandinakazumba77304 ай бұрын
❤️❤️ Pierce Brosnan
@sallybelen258 Жыл бұрын
Wow.
@crayzmoe2 жыл бұрын
Halley Berry is delicious
@2210ethan9 ай бұрын
Nokia survived the blast
@fabriziogritti62966 ай бұрын
Bravo attore nelle.commedie e nei oo7 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
@maxmilbredes8972 жыл бұрын
She dived that high head first.
@muhammadsalal3709 ай бұрын
Laga reh larky laga reh😉🤑
@user-yb8kr5do9x3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna know what the device saying. Only I can know is it speaks Korean.
@hodavidchoi62803 жыл бұрын
basically his name is thomas and he wants to open a bankaccount and he is from korea
@JDTELEVISI0NHD3 жыл бұрын
@@hodavidchoi6280 no he says that he is from hamburg which is a city in Germany
@hodavidchoi62803 жыл бұрын
@@JDTELEVISI0NHD ne he sais it in german i myself can speak german and was raised in germany, but am originally from korea so i can understand him.
@JDTELEVISI0NHD3 жыл бұрын
@@hodavidchoi6280 sorry du hast recht. hatte die frage falsch verstanden.
@hodavidchoi62803 жыл бұрын
@@JDTELEVISI0NHD alles chillig bro
@kurtb84745 ай бұрын
When Roger Moore was getting ready to exit the Bond films, I was watching Remington Steele. I said to my wife that Pierce should play the next Bond. He'd be perfect. But, they got Dalton instead. He didn't impress me one bit. I was sooo glad Pierce made it.
@karinamontesgambirazio75062 жыл бұрын
DIE ANOTHER DAY: Jinx Havana.....Excellente el clavado de la Agent Bond y SuperApuesto 007 buena pareja, tomas ..Karina4ever/la hija del Altisimo❤✡🔥🌍😇🤖👍
@ruantengyi2 жыл бұрын
I wonder who is actor on the right at 0:20? I cant find him on imdb or any websites!
@jj-lw5xx Жыл бұрын
What’s that thing the Asian guys head is in? Is it some type of medical device or just a fancy radio with neon colors?
@guaybique42102 жыл бұрын
Diamond encrusted face, you couldn't make this up.