Die Hippie, Die

[@theoziggy2071]

The funny thing about this episode was that cartman was actually in the right within the context of the show.

[@Mr-dead]

One of the few episodes that he is

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[@thedarkwolf6967]

Schwarzer Ritter Love this, I’m gonna use this and credit you as some guy in a comment section.

[@emmemmemm2360]

@@thedarkwolf6967 That's a known saying.

[@thedarkwolf6967]

im better than you hmm 🤔, ap I don’t have to credit anyone. Noice.

[@LordProteus]

One of the times Cartman was completely in his element and a force for Good. If he could somehow get paid for doing this full time he'd be set.

[@minifigamer9898]

Thankfully he's doing it all out of his... hatred of hippies.

[@Proestetic]

He disguised him self as Trump

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Yeah boi

[@brockwillenborg7517]

He should have offered his services to seattle.

[@mrnukes797]

@@brockwillenborg7517 and to California

[@kindofawizard8681]

"The college know-it-all hippies" Oh Cartman, how right you were.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Oh f*ck no...

[@ariesradke6193]

know nothing at all but think they know it all hippies

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Aries Radke#6 Fools think they know everything, wise men know they know nothing.

[@johndaarteest]

Now called antifa

[@danny_decheeto8300]

They have evolved and become so much worse

[@Jeimuzu17]

I love how he's just casually spraying them down with chemicals lmao, it's little ridiculous details like that that always bust me up xD

[@schwarzerritter5724]

It doesn't seem to do anything though.

[@elmariachi5133]

I think it's a fire extinguisher. Don't forget he's just a kid playing ;)

[@schwarzerritter5724]

@@elmariachi5133 Cartman had both a fire extinguisher and a pesticide sprayer.

[@Schlohmotion]

After spraying them I honestly expected him to draw a zippo.

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

@@Schlohmotion same

[@Unclebarry94]

The world needs Eric cartman

[@MESRogerStudios]

towlie stop getting high

[@sobertowelie3267]

There's a high version of me now? Great!

[@Unclebarry94]

@@sobertowelie3267 you're a towel!

[@sobertowelie3267]

@@Unclebarry94 No, YOU'RE a towel!

[@humanicide]

Towelie I think you should see a psychiatrist! You are either bipolar and have a sober personality or you are so HIGH, that you think you are sober! You are commenting with yourself man! I think you need another intervention...

[@theworldsmith5489]

I love how Cartman is doing an actual good service here, you don’t want college know it all hippies, they breed relatively quickly and they pair off every breeding season.

[@MercenaryX21]

They're like the plague or roaches.

[@donutbevil9669]

They're purportedly sterilizing themselves.

[@cobaltprime9467]

He tried to warn us... but we didn’t *listen* !

[@janruudschutrups9382]

We, we didn't listen!!

[@joshuadeleon1348]

We didn't listen

[@huskerdee1431]

I’m afraid us adults have failed you

[@kendalldalton3111]

We didn't listen!!

[@knivez786]

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

[@kanegarvey3188]

The best thing about Cartman is that when he’s dedicated to something, there’s no one better. For instance, going door to door and being able to know If there’s hippies in your attic by tapping on your wall lmao

[@centristcommisar7828]

If you tap a wall in your house, and it smells like pot and/or something behind says “Hey, Chill...”, then my friend YOU have Hippies...

[@GirlsGamesGunsGuitar]

But...but have you seen the poop swatches?

[@myfellowsonicfans7131]

How can anyone not consider Cartman the best character?

[@sobertowelie3267]

He burned my weed shop in TFBW!

[@123SuperSomeone]

Because Randy exists

[@Zoras88]

because they changed him when PC Principal happened

[@macrons593]

And imagine some people actually hate him. Can you imagine?

[@youngmessiah5194]

Tbh its a big debate between him and Randy 😂😂😂

[@MarvelousSeven]

Wish Cartman would come clean up downtown Olympia WA...

[@redtsun67]

They've been there for as long as I can remember. Can't get them out.

[@HunterKiller762]

So we’re long overdue for an Eric Catman to get there

[@xsailor85]

Along with Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, & etc.

[@that_idit_evanb1213]

Impossible

[@that_idit_evanb1213]

Matthew Falkey i live there and it’s messy but Seattle is the problem

[@AnOriginalYouTuber]

Wealth simply happens and I'm entitled to some of it. - Hippies

[@gregoryreese8491]

Beg pardon, a large part of the "hippie" philosophy-those that were sincere rather than the middle class or wealthy white kids who bummed off their parents as long as possible-was a back to the land/avoid interaction with big government attitude. Precisely the sort of precepts one would assume "libertarians" would sympathize with. The show's writers repeatedly demonstrate the truth behind the old joke which goes: "libertarians are really just conservatives who want to be allowed to smoke pot".

[@user-rf8wq3vy9b]

Get a fucking job and go to school the fuck I don’t like that quote I’m entitled to some of it my ass

[@thewildcardperson]

Gregory Reese the entitlement is amazing and I love how you children always wanna explain away why stealing is fine and bet you morons wouldn’t last of you tried living in nature

[@kofola9145]

@@gregoryreese8491 Marijuana and cocaine do not make one an agrarian.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Gregory Reese Yeah except these hippies are the current form of hippie unfortunately the term has been co-opted and controlled by crazy people

[@XtremeConditions]

lmao he was spraying the backyard hippies with pesticide from a trombone sprayer. Only way to get rid of 'em.

[@superdaveozy7863]

Heavy infestation in portland.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

More like Portland is completely overrun.

[@enigmabloom]

And Seattle is just as screwed.

[@superdaveozy7863]

@@enigmabloom their own damn fault

[@mickeyhunter945]

We should drop a nuke on portland

[@lmao.3661]

Shame, really. Such a lovely landscape.

[@fawkewe]

Reasons this is probably a top 10 episode of South Park 1. Cartman was literally 100% right about everything. 2. It has the rare duo of Randy and Cartman 3. One of Chefs last major roles

[@nathanmiller3126]

Its nice how Cartman doesn't charge her. Just in it to help the town.

[@Dinosaurprince]

America needs Eric Cartman now, more than ever.

[@kellychuang8373]

Seeing this scene now those hippies would definitely be screwed and Cartman would be okay doing what he does.

[@ADandyGuyInSpace]

This is the greatest! One of my favorite episodes ever!

[@turtlehermit88]

Once a time in Hollywood brought me here

[@NovaNTS]

@LostXProphet23 how did that movie bring you here??

[@jaywalker6464]

One if my fave episodes.

[@MrDHWong1989]

Same. It's one of the most underrated episodes of the show.

[@jasperhall130]

MrDHWong1989 which episode is it please

[@MrDHWong1989]

@@jasperhall130 Die Hippie Die (Season 9, Episode 2)

[@jasperhall130]

MrDHWong1989 thanks bud

[@cardboardbox1933]

pretty much CHAZ

[@jaffacalling53]

Except with less murder

[@arrfffff7455]

Jaffa Calling and more weed

[@projectnemesi5950]

Except with less people being shot to death

[@sionnachdensolas9787]

@@arrfffff7455 oh trust me CHAZ had plenty if weed. It was in the middle of Seattle

[@cobaltprime9467]

Except less carnage and utter chaos

[@torianholt2752]

I've seen hippies who do seem to just spring out of the wood-work, just like that wall-hippie.

[@yussufhussein8859]

I'm so glad we don't have hippies where I come from but we do have a similar parasite and they're called a vegan activists.

[@LordsofMedia]

That's a hippie.

[@sgtkrazykramer]

Yep

[@bornfree8073]

oh no. those are like a hybrid of college no it all hippies.

[@missakyalenghadian5692]

It's worth than a hippie because hippies are too high to be annoying but vegans are far worth they don't sleep and if you dismantle there arguements you are dead they will hunt you and you re family be awre of vegans🙇🙏

[@36mrblu]

That's a subspecies of hippies

[@alvinlepik5265]

'God damn it, they are not people, they are hippies!' Eric Cartman

[@CarthagoMike]

Best is that "the college know-it-all hippies" is the next recommended video.

[@luis5029]

That one dislike is a hippie

[@daleann8060]

😂

[@MrChase115]

Me: *Looks at dislikes and sees 7* Cartman: "Get the polymethane !"

[@estebangutierrez160]

No that's Kyle

[@jacksongibbs8998]

MrChase115 Looks like there’s a colony forming around the dislike button.

[@bacht4799]

Or Leon Thomas from Renegade Cut

[@Buugzy]

Old episodes never get old

[@glackadeeve4124]

I love how south park doesn’t have a political preference. It’s basically a free for all

[@jonasseorum5471]

They are libertarians and it becomes more apparent when you rewatch it with that knowledge.

[@huntergman8338]

Sadly they do have a political preference. When Trump got elected, they too tried to mock him, but like most, it was a rather confusing. However, their run ins with censorship does keep them a but grounded, but it does appear to be limited.

[@glackadeeve4124]

Hunter Gman I love Donald Trump and all but I thought it was hella funny when South Park had episodes about him

[@artdeco64]

They’ve said in interviews that they hate both Republicans and Democrats, they just hate Democrats more.

[@WimsicleStranger]

@@huntergman8338 They've literally mocked everyone. You just don't notice it because of your own personal bias. When they attack democrats, you laugh. When they attack conservatives, you get butthurt.

[@brettsharbono3022]

Cartmans hate for hippies warms my heart.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Cartman being a professional and decent person is actually a really nice change

[@kman5924]

That wall paper with the lavender trim is hypnotic.

[@steeldriver5338]

Portland's infested!!!

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Portland is COMPLETELY OVERRUN!!!!!

[@razofdead]

Love how cartman knows so much and get his things with no problem like that tank and hosser....

[@Reviewer2016]

You gotta love how he’s professional until one comes out the wall then he kicks it into high gear. Now I wish theirs a tegridy farms episode where hippies have camped out in Randy’s field and he’s all for it until he learns they don’t have money so he calls Eric. I can imagine Stan trying to stop him not for liking the hippies but letting their own stupidity burn the field down. And anyone else wish cartman published a book on the types of hippies and maybe ways to handle them?

[@walterfielding9079]

At first I thought he was ripping off old ladies, but no, Cartman was actually being nice and helping people lol

[@GeoCrusherGaming]

One of the few times I dont feel bad for cartman's victims

[@jarnodatema]

Cartman can be oddly competent at times

[@darthrevan4933]

For once cartman is completely in the right

[@Ko0lGuYs]

From what I can see, nobody is addressing the blatant criminal trespass going on here

[@quincy-2000]

Hippies don’t believe in property rights.

[@brockwillenborg7517]

Bruh, what gives you the right to keep me out. Huh bruh. You cant own mother earth

[@DG-mk7kd]

This could work on the CHAZ

[@Bigbeebrush2021]

Who you gonna call? HIPPIEBUSTERS!

[@sashakelemen9129]

Some kids mow lawns, Cartman takes down hippies.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Have you watched the news lately? These days you’re more likely to get a job taking down hippies than mowing the lawn.

[@monkeycat48]

It’s amazing that the hippies that Cartman has been finding I’ve been literally living in that old woman’s home in attic even in the walls. Yeah, it looks like breaking and entering. I’m not an expert on the legal system, but I’m fairly certain this would’ve been a good time to call the police. Now the ones in the backyard I can’t say for sure but either way it looks like they took advantage of the old lady.

[@pinstripe4254]

Even in real life these are still people hiding in people’s attics and basements. It’s terrifying

[@micah3331]

Oh hell nah

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

1:27 Eric: GODDAMN HIPPY!!! *(blasts hipster with a fire extinguisher)*

[@erojerisiz1571]

Just blast raining blood

[@Darksky1001able]

SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!

[@EmperorHelix]

Rotting Christ works better.

[@DolphinPain]

@SHAOLIN FANTASTIC Burzum

[@microwave8457]

I love how Cartman was portrayed as a pest control worker in this scene.

[@builderbobgg5151]

Welcome to everyone who got this video recommended. (Let’s say a couple months from now)

[@arandomfox9009]

I searched “Screw Hippies”

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Dehydrated Water 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wilsthelimit]

Oh god, I’m Cartman

[@jeanmarc9843]

@@hakureikuromaru what happened to his father isn't important, what's important is that because of his father, he's half ginger... Poor guy...

[@dustinvance243]

@@jeanmarc9843 but he's also half Denver Bronco. And that's pretty cool.

[@CBMax10]

The funny thing is Cartman is actually trying to help people in this episode

[@normalplayer7377]

He's my favorite south park character

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

The old lady should have called the police for home invasion

[@deadweight7334]

They would yell racism while insulting the cops.

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

@@deadweight7334 I live in the south and cops are way better

[@littleratfella6857]

@@theanimeunderworld8338 yeah here in the south the cops just shoot your dog :)

[@fartpluswetone8077]

@@littleratfella6857 Yeah, the violent Rottweiler who's uncontrolled by the owner is completely in the right.

[@Buttington_Headerson]

@@fartpluswetone8077 you mean the docile retriever who gets shot anyway

[@legallypumpkin]

Shaggy burst through the wall

[@carlrambow1277]

maybe Cartman could go clean up Seattle or Portland right now

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

These were the utter platinum days of South Park. Just gem after gem.

[@garyquail2347]

That character Eric Cartman sure does say it like he means it there are too many goddamn hippies.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

One hippie is one too many.

[@carrerakiid]

The hippie in the wall looked like Kurt Cobain.

[@eduardo0796]

This was the first ever South Park episode I saw back in 2005

[@BillyBob-bd1hj]

More relevant than ever.

[@doubleo1495]

I agree with cartman sometimes but usually for different reasons, this time though I agree wholeheartedly

[@andymcneilly]

So... a young TF2 Soldier.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

There are some similarities. RIP Rick May.

[@Random-0-Numbers]

That reminded me of "Leo" from "That 70's Show"

[@AirDrifter77]

Wish Cartman was real so he could clean up all the Karen's in Melbourne

[@kadennelms8419]

The new episodes will include Cartman going to the SPAA, and doing the same thing or being the “warlord” of it

[@ScorpionStrike7]

One of those hippies were in PETA

[@mushroomhead3619]

Cartman finds hippies in the attic. Peter Griffin: I found Jews. (Cause Seth McFarlene has a thing for making jokes about Jews...) Homer Simpson: We uh have Hugo up there...

[@dustinvance243]

Stan Smith: Yeah There's a fat, lazy, Alcoholic, Pansexual Alien in my attic. Can I trade?

[@Cornholio8787]

thats how you deal with those damn hippies

[@mustache963]

I'm a german and i read The Hippie, the

[@yoshikagekira7848]

How do you say waffles in German??

[@saintgrievouscorp383]

Die, die, hippie, die!!! Die, die, hippie, die, die!!!!

[@jacktanner8700]

Cartman 2024.

[@SpinelessJohn]

“Where’s the backyard”

[@AngryHerc]

There ist a new Race: the i-watch-you-hippies. The new technology-firm Kind.

[@noahhenderson3164]

I mean breaking and entering, trespassing, illegal tenancy. P sure it's ok for Cartman to gas them.

[@TheBuri00]

Send him to clean out Portland

[@subjectdelta7210]

I mean if I found people in my house I’d agree with cartman

[@sergeantschlumpf6368]

One of the funniest episodes

[@tomtv8394]

you can't hate cartman because he was right

[@fredriksvard2603]

The drum circle were probably going to have to gas

[@LinkTheFusky]

college know it all hippies evolving?! college know it all hippie evolved into Karren

[@kosta.d7388]

Karwms are right wing mostly tho

[@LinkTheFusky]

Kosta .D they marry politicians and governors

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Karenism knows neither political party, race, age or size.

[@yannizo]

From the thumbnail I thought someone was recording the TV with a phone and didn't turn off the flashlight.

[@dio9599]

imagine a jewish red head hippie meets cartman

[@PaperBanjo64]

Cartman would have a stroke!

[@p.neeshed5937]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6nJgKh3rZhgebc

[@cn5821]

He just sprayed them with poison... Lol

[@TylerDobbs-g5u]

"Now we just need a black man to sacrifice themselves to save the mission. Lets see, anyone will do, anyone who meets the qualifications"

[@jimmy22334]

1:24 🤣😂🤣😂

[@obiwanfx]

I see nothing wrong with his approach

[@junlee5546]

Oh no. Not the college know-it-all hippies

[@timorean320]

Helper.In.Promoting.Peaceful.Indiviual.Existance.

[@typingcat]

You can't own property, ma'am.

[@geraud1238]

The hippie the

[@mrs.chandler9384]

Cartmen is needed in Portland.

[@AngryHerc]

Beware of the College-know-it-all-hippies

[@Polyglot_English]

🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@subjectdelta7210]

I mean anyone would be creeped out by people hiding in the walls 1:14 Eric was right

[@bojaiden5175]

My lil bro introduced me to SP and this was the first episode I saw, been hooked since. SP needs to pick up this story with the SJW hippie types.

[@otakuofthehyugaclan2969]

The college know it all hippies, the worst kind of hippies. I’m all for peace ☮️, love, tolerance, old school Rock N Roll, & sticking it to the man. However the college hippies just kill the vibe you know. What ever happened to taking drugs, getting drunk , playing guitar at your parents house, & connecting the record player to a bass amp just feeling the vibes ya know.

[@jacobmetcalf2808]

Wheres the backyard? Kinda stupid question eh? Perhaps back of the house.. Just a guess

[@liamgelissen3005]

Nobody says something about that guy in the wall lol

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Which makes it even funnier.

[@daganisoraan]

My number 1 épisode

[@bornfree8073]

screwing through the comments liking every anti hippy one.

[@stasallen3923]

Yo where's Scooby?! 1:29

[@johnspooner1403]

The hippie, the!