Die Quickly with Mike Recine | Soder Podcast | EP 25

[@DanSoder]

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[@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders]

Putting your dates in the comments is probably a better idea than having a website specifically for displaying your dates.. Well played. And less annoying.

[@WillsWyldWorld]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news brother but that’s Brandon MISSISSIPPI on Fully Loaded lmao see you there front row doggy

[@jb7720]

uhmmmm where's the Saturday drop of the NBA card pod !?!?!

[@zachp-v2g]

Dan Soder has a massive cranium. despite that, he is very talented. lol

[@SGFTI]

Mike Recine is one of those comics I never seek out but always appreciate when I come across.

[@jb7720]

yup always a great guest and his stand up is getting better and better

[@scootsmcgoots894]

Hes a hard read...but im here for it

[@johnadams9514]

He’s honestly so funny

[@zombeezx]

He's better as a guest on other podcasts than he is as a host on his. Should definitely go watch his special though if you haven't, favorite special in awhile.

[@Sirpenetrator]

Such a back handed compliment!😂😂😂😂😂

[@bccsivxx-xxivvii]

34:11 Yea I stay far away from pits. My uncle raised and trained mostly bird dogs for 30+ years. He got into pits early on but stopped after around 10 years after every single one of them turned on him. He was good to the dogs too. Never raised a hand or hit them. Never let them fight. Never antagonized them. Never did anything but love and train them just like his other breeds. He never had a bird dog turn on him.

[@leahjeanette9095]

What breed do you consider "bird dog"? I mostly see labs

[@issaghost2945]

I'll have one Fully Loaded Dan Soder, hold the Bert please.

[@zachbnonymous]

I've been having an internal debate on whether or not to give Bert my money just so I can give Dan a much smaller percentage of my money when they come to my city

[@jorgeo1492]

​@@zachbnonymous it's not even a debate, Bert is the unfunniest comedian ever. Might as well watch Brendan shaub

[@zachbnonymous]

@@jorgeo1492 that's my point, Bert sucks, but Soder isn't coming solo to my city any time soon. I also kinda hate the idea of seeing a comic in an arena

[@DillyBar_666]

He needs to have a huge asterisk next to those dates on his poster. I just keep going to buy tickets when I see he’s coming to my city and then I unfortunately realize what is actually happening

[@vannessa8240]

Do it! I flew to see Soder & Big Jay at Red Rocks w Bert so worth it! I just left earlier since Bert is the closer and beat the traffic it was a win win. Seeing him again in Ga this year w Normand, Oakerson, Soder, and Atell! His lineups are unmatched!

[@PoppaBurgundy23]

Quickly becoming one of my favorite dudes to watch. Him and his girl on other podcasts together are pretty funny too.

[@kennethrudibaugh]

Literally bought tickets to see you in Canton and didn’t even realize it was a Bert show. Will be watching you and Tony and then heading out to beat traffic lol

[@johnadams9514]

“I’m starting to reconnect with my dog” I laughed out loud. What happened, you ran out on it as a puppy?

[@theakspud]

Dans like the cool older brother you always wanted.

[@eweeezy391]

He would like this 😂

[@pdunk99]

Yeah he’s like that older brother that’ll let you play their rated M games once they’re finished

[@Yugemos]

Hmm, that's kinda gay.

[@nate13dog1]

Hell yeah

[@Gotchange]

Yes!!

[@925MOTO]

Soder helps me with my days of the week. Dudes got me looking forward to Wednesdays.

[@NumberJon5]

Oh shit, Soder's getting card sponsorships now? Absolute W

[@MagicRing]

These 2 would make a great buddy cop duo.

[@CringeMagnet]

Recine didna podcast where he was talking about kidnapping Peter Dinklage & putting him in a bike basket like ET… i was crying 😂😂😂 laughing

[@chrismagrini8220]

Sup maniacs?

[@HecticChoas]

Nothing much hbu😂

[@Kramb0ni]

Embrace the chaos.

[@moralhazard1]

OH! YAAAAAAHHHH!

[@marcelwaddell6290]

🎉🎉🎉

[@MnMslimShady8]

Lmao watsup ai dan

[@925MOTO]

As a Veteran that Veterinarian joke was fucking hysterical 😂😂😂

[@rbourgoine1]

As soon as he said high suicide rate for vets I was like… you definitely mean the other vet. 😂

[@ryanfox3337]

Racine's mom was the REAL winner of the MILF MADNESS. Big Jay tampered with the voting.

[@roymakescomics]

Idk .. I still stan for Dr. Drew's mom

[@lordfordification]

Scopo had it

[@ryanfox3337]

@@roymakescomics Yeah Dr. Drew's mom was a stand alone, reminded me of Marilyn Monroe or something

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

Definitely Drew's mom!

[@lordfordification]

​@@ryanfox3337you can't bang a picture though. Yes, she was the hottest and most likely did what a man said in those times. If we're looking at still alive and hot, scoppo had it

[@crunchycrails1436]

Mike- you dont have to say “yeah” after everything! 22 “yeahs in one minute- 12:50 😂 Someone needs to do a supercut

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Think I saw one years ago. Nothing changes yeah? Yeah...

[@Chillllllbruh]

Had a mental breakdown the other day. But we back baby. 💯

[@barkevvv]

hope you're feeling better bro

[@yQaT735M]

My cat recently died and I've been on a Soder binge to lift my spirits. Dude is hilarious. This podcast, his standup, the Bonfire, and guest spots on other podcasts. Feel better man.

[@jb7720]

​@@yQaT735M check out his appearances on Kurt's pod from back in the day they're gold

[@MnMslimShady8]

Cant be up of ur never down brother

[@scootsmcgoots894]

Dx music plays*

[@saaketh83]

Recine and soder this morning??we are LIVE!!!!!

[@breakercassidy6946]

Recine is low key one of the funniest comics working

[@SpiralOut789]

Always hug your significant other no matter what. Lost grandparents and relatives over the years but nothing hurts as much as watching my 34 y/o wife slowly die in the hospital over 12 hours a year ago. I don’t want to be a one upper, just saying love as long as you’re alive. Never know when your time is up. Love you Soder, this episode got me in the feels

[@stope420]

Did she also put her arms in the cobra tank? I joke in order to deal with hard emotions. I hope you can take it that way also- no offense meant! Sorry for your loss!

[@kaeserd]

I do t mean this as a joke but exactly how does one die slowly over 12 hours? Here and gone in 12 hours is fast

[@ajones5683]

@@kaeserdI thought my mom having 11 months from cancer diagnosis to death was pretty quick.

[@mxwllhouse]

These Wednesday eps seriously help make the work week more bearable. Thank you Danny Sodes

[@ineedmyhat]

Dan makes me want to howl at the moon, like he's the fuckin supreme werewolf or some shit. Fuckin love him.

[@quinnragusi3003]

This post makes wednesday at work tolerable. Thanks Danny 😅

[@danielfinnegan4954]

Recine and Dan being old friends is the news I needed to hear. The best chemistry I’ve seen on this pod yet!

[@grawlix311]

When will Jacob grace us with an appearance?! Side note, Mike is hilarious

[@BoxForSobriety]

Chappelle and Gomez are basically brothers 4 life

[@DillyBar_666]

Recine is spot on. Dogs don’t get hit by cars anymore. That’s 90s shit. Get it together.

[@ryandeimel3195]

Neighbors dog just got hit last week.

[@bt3768]

Saw Mike in a small comedy show at this cute bar in San Diego last week. Great show!

[@InspectorButters4]

This was such a funny ep, it went dark af for a lil while but still had tons of great jokes 😂 Also Ive seen Mike on plenty of pods but he killed this one, it might be one of the best Sodies eps yet ..... then again I think that every time a new one drops, they're all gold lol

[@mastathrash5609]

Pretty sure I have Katie's same fear of Big underwater things

[@billybanks4415]

There’s a lot of options when it comes to podcasts. Soder’s the only one that makes me laugh, and then immediately think about my dogs mortality. Keep ‘em cruisin’ bud, looking forward to next weeks!

[@LeeGHThomas]

I have an old pitbull, 11 and still an absolute unit. Very sweet, very good with kids, but she got a lot of exposure to little kids. I think dogs and animals in general just get ornery in their old age, so they "snap" when they get their tail pulled or an annoying puppy is introduced. But they're so big they do real damage over a nip or knee jerk reaction. I've met many ancient German shepherds or Rottweilers who you can't be near when they're eating or pet them a certain way lol.

[@Yesyou_]

I like that Mike will talk puppies with you and also horrific deaths in the same sentence

[@bandanz4920]

I'm happy to see these hitting an hour 🙌

[@Looshington]

Okay this episode got me laughing out loud multiple times in the first 20 minutes 🤣🤣

[@yQaT735M]

Looking forward to 2-hour episodes. More content!

[@joshcarrasco2417]

This was a tough hungover listen, but so enjoyable haha Such morbid topics made so light hearted, just class!

[@joshcarrasco2417]

The letter!!!

[@danielmcclory8675]

Soder is my Wednesday morning cartoons!

[@nathanlopez385]

Mike Recine is one of the bros Edit: “What did you do to provoke the animal? What were you wearing?”

[@lauren4652]

Mike is the fuking best! Mike and Dan, is this heaven? 🤣🤣🤣

[@moralhazard1]

Everyone seems to know Soder's special is amazing, but go do yourself a favor and watch Recine's!!! Top 2 both of them!!!!

[@PoundingBee23]

Ghost of Tsushima is great! Thanks for the rec Dan 🤌

[@benmancuso3776]

Love yah Dan, really glad you have this pod. Always look forward to new episodes, Cheeeeers mang

[@whoopsiewalrus]

4:05 Dan's got a Patrice O'Neal size head

[@machina_spirit]

Man this episode flew by, wish it was longer than an hour! Mikes always a funny guest on every pod Ive seen him on, excellent special too

[@baxxmo]

That is so funny Mike said that because after listening to the bonfire for years, seeing everyone’s actual face is terrifying lol

[@reginaldcaine6161]

I literally stopped a puppy from getting hit by a car two days ago. Their fence is literally less than a foot off the ground and this was a chocolate lab puppy. She was legit a yard away from a moving tire when I stopped it. I hope Chloe lives a long happy life, and her owner learned a lesson. Bonus points for her saying, "Oh my God." and just standing there with her hands over her mouth. I don't wanna agree with Mike here but....

[@Realygoodatbball]

Dude he wouldn’t let soder explain his second take on the subway guy for the loooongest time lmao

[@ВладимирСиницын-и6ч]

Easily one of the best podcasts right now.

[@layzboy2545]

HellYeah Danny Sodes! DC was amazing. If you ain’t seen this man live, get your 💩 together and go! 🤘🤘🤣🤣🤣

[@Rebma12]

Been waiting for this pod all morning!!!!

[@ridesantacruzbikes]

Mike is a comedic monster

[@TheDeadStretch]

54:09 This section hit me hard. I just lost my Mother in February and my Grandmother (My Mom's Mom) the following month and going through all of their stuff is hard and weird.

[@TheOGjuanKenobi]

Holy shit, the 16-bit ad break music sounded like leveling up with euthanasia. I died laughing.

[@TarusMixes]

I got high once and thought it would be fun to watch videos of kangaroos fighting and quickly realized kangaroos on their hind legs are probably one of the scariest looking animals out there. They are jacked

[@tictacufo3326]

Soder, please make these longer

[@j0sh707]

It already went from 30 minutes to an hour...

[@Treeface69]

Make them longer Danny!!!

[@zg9445]

I like when Dan turns to camera to address “animals that attack”

[@TheDeadStretch]

8:55 While my brother and I were away on vacation my Parents got us our first dog. Before we even came home from the trip the dog almost died from a freak accident. They put up one of those accordion gates to keep the dog in the kitchen and one night he decided to jump over the gate. Well he was wearing a dog chain i stead of a collar and one of the hoops in the chain got caught on the gate. My dad woke up in the middle of the night to pee and seen the dog hanging with his back legs barley touching the floor and face full of foam. That dog lived to be 16-17 and was the best pet I ever had. Also he had a knack for jumping fences. He was able to jump a 6 foot fence no problem. Though he was afraid of accordion gates for the rest of his life.

[@anthonycisneros4910]

I’ll see you there right?… right 🤨… right 👀 😂😂😂

[@kolklown]

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yah. Yeah. Yah."

[@Tuber0722]

Señor Soder pls come to South FL!

[@chefcouch7174]

Another banger for the work day!

[@marcelwaddell6290]

Dead Dad Issues United!

[@jpieroni]

"That's where they live..." 😂😂

[@katdog9786]

Love this Pod !!! Saw Mr Mike's special when it came out. Big Fan! Dogs Rule.

[@cjbridges9]

Ah my weekly dose of Soder

[@grantpowell4135]

It's like oj in the morning lol

[@barkevvv]

new episode of the regz comes out today too. as long as Bobby shuts the fuck up, it should be good too!

[@grantpowell4135]

@@barkevvv the regz aka wish version lol

[@natehinxman9050]

holy shit. is that drum beat at the beginning the intro to Truckers Atlas by Modest Mouse?

[@Sarah.6.6.6.]

Daddy Sodes blessed us with another “boughten” 🙏🏽

[@jadong8989]

Recine is the man

[@alvinrofkahr8784]

The video of Mike wearing the free shirt in front of the green screen is one of the funniest things I’ve seen

[@astrobinge]

Mike Recine is a good dude. He seems so wholesome.

[@joeball13]

On July 4th 2018, I fell asleep at the wheel in my 2013 Fiat 500 two-door roller skate. I had just nodded off for a second and someone had abandoned their broken down car in the breakdown lane, It took months for me to remember the 10th of a second on impact when my eyes opened and just saw the back of that car coming so fast and then I woke up from a coma, I had also had to be brought back to life on the side of the highway I was flung from the car and wasn't breathing. That was 10:00 p.m. at night, I woke up at 7:00 a.m. the next morning in ICU. The scary part was just everything going black, no heaven no granny no anything, but it was so fast I think that's the best way to go out. I've been in a couple Whoppers like that and I'm still here, so I think we have it predetermined or else I would have already been dead.

[@grawlix311]

From someone who just convinced his 9 year old to use the Stone Cold intro for his little league baseball walk up song, imagining an elephant coming out to that song and stomping around made me cry laugh

[@nickmarkopoulos2720]

This podcast and AYG are the 2 shows I have to watch immediately Even if it's 1hr3min and I only have 1hr5min

[@spencerj1809]

Honey badgers and wolverines are jacked AF

[@kevinhart8339]

I like the inexpensive Jordan card testimonial for the ArenaClub ad read... get that Bag, Dan

[@atmos1x]

34:35 we can't even spell the treats word out with ours haha

[@justthedecoy4687]

I can't wait for Dan to get into commander Magic the gathering

[@stope420]

Sol’Knar the Swamp King Grixis baby. Let’s gooooooo!

[@Belobjj]

love you soder

[@graysonbaker9053]

from working at a hotel for several months yeah its wild probably 60/40 weird stuff theres something new every day

[@MARKNORMANDSINNERTHOUGHTS]

I like the drum intro like Wilfred burrhelms podular castino

[@prod.byzaha954]

13 mins in and this is a DARK episode lol

[@uhhuhyeahsure]

THE SODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wear your macho man hoodie brother. BIG UP TO THE BOYS.

[@mihailzolas8392]

i saw you on bein ian w jordan, checked out your special, and found my way to your podcast. awesome stuff dude glad to be here

[@Lonelywookiee]

Dans right, I swam in the deep, open ocean a couple months ago in Hawai'i. 2000ft deep swimming with dolphins was absolutely dope af, but looking into the depths and just seeing that ocean blue get darker as it goes deeper makes you feel absolutely tiny and useless and its fucking terrifying

[@chuffage]

Is it weird that I really enjoyed this but am gutted that the pack of cards hasn’t been opened on the episode?

[@Gonzi_Supreme]

Recine is reigning 6th man of the year podcast guest. Side note…We went to the only emergency animal hospital on our side of town a few months back and literally every 15 minutes someone would run in with their dog or cat unresponsive or bleeding or something terrible….and the owner just a mess…I don’t know how the staff could deal with that on a regular basis.

[@alvinrofkahr8784]

Just watched the regz episode you are killing it with Louis made my face hurt from laughing

[@925MOTO]

Where tf is my Saturday extra

[@benische]

Story about doctors that perform assited suicide: Both my grandparents went together last year with MAID (assited suicide) in Canada. That doctor had absolutely zero hangups with putting people down. He came by in the morning to meet everyone and explain how everything is going to go. He preps the IV's in my grandparents and takes off for a few hours. It was scheduled to happen at 2pm, he returns to the house at 1 one with a second doctor and a nurse. Its about 1:45 and while things are definitely winding down with the family coming by to say their goodbyes, the doctor speaks up and goes "Welllpppp, should we get things going here?" Like he had somewhere to be. The fact he was wearing socks that had pineapples and flamingos on them made the situation even funnier.

[@drakeelliott5079]

My two favorite New York comedians!

[@cameronsnyder1246]

I love that your buddy just giving you a box of basketball cards has turned in a card sponsor lol

[@zachp-v2g]

"your gramma got killed.. by an alligator.." "fuck yeah...."

[@ndt-king]

Recine is the man. Plus he has the most breedable podcast cohosts out there

[@mysteriousstranger9762]

Mike said mhm or yeah every .2 seconds

[@Toddis]

Dont do heroin Dan, you missed the boat, the US is out of Afghanistan and now there's none of that good #4 raw We dont want dan to turn into Skeeter from Doug, there's fentanyl everywhere now!

[@N01hyp0cr1t3]

I think it would be funny

[@Toddis]

@@N01hyp0cr1t3 I can see the humor in watching a guy try fentanyl for the first time Fentanyl is nice, but I prefer heroin since it lasts longer and has a more holistic feeling I can't quite describe, it feels more like opium poppy pods Ive had fent patches a few times, vaporized the gel mostly

[@bryanr9082]

Bernie did NOT go overboard. His message of fed up still persists.

[@taargustaargus3756]

On punching a shark: There was some surfer who tried it while being attacked, and said it was like punching the hood of a Tahoe covered in sand paper

[@bender8784]

Dan Soder, I challenge you to a loser becomes a simp for Betty, who rolls in a Thursday morning scratch league, this weekend at the Lakeside Lanes rec room!