Speedrunning petty crime in Oblivion (User Quests Day 2)

Our second user submitted TES quest. You'll never believe this. Things actually go really well!! The rules of this challenge are simple. Fence 500 gold worth of items from every major city in the game. If jailed or killed, restart that city. 3 hours from the end of first Thieves' Guild quest.
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0:00 - Intro/Chatting/Rules
31:50 - Oblivion Intro
1:23:00 - Speedrun BEGIN
1:53:45 - The Cheydinhal Fiasco
2:13:40 - The Jumpscare
2:30:00 - Gamer Easily Completes Challenge

[@DietJoov]

Breath of fresh air having one of these challenge go my way!!! This wasn't the best one we've done but The Cheydinhal Guard scare made it all worth it

[@ac.creations]

I remember one of the few times I played oblivion (least fav TES game) I had an invincible guard chase me literally all the way across the map and into a house. Then I went back to Morrowind where I can make my own choices on who to kill.

[@tommyp697]

STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW

[@YdaxraTala]

Your content is never exhausting to watch for me, Joov. Usually always watch the vods and the shorter videos variants when they are up on the main channel. Keep up the awesome efforts, may your roads lead to warm sands! 💯😁

[@RedfordGrim]

@joov Watched it live but I HAD to come back to see the glorious guard jump scare again 😂

[@guysingerii]

3:22:56 "She's gunna get kidnaped by cannibals." "Whhaaaat!?"

[@Seaulo-]

The Argonian 😂

[@HobbyGenix]

Yumpin' Grombly, this video is awesome!

[@shasta1101]

When you’re feeling up to, please do your own version of a no death run in Skyrim. I know you like to keep it to a few hours but I’d like to see how long you could last. Yes I’m aware you’ve done that where raven rock is but this time with the whole world as your oyster

[@DietJoov]

Just a one shot? Go as long as I can without dying? Sounds fun ngl

[@elitereptilian200]

@@DietJoov AND NO STEALTH ARCHERY!! 😂 could make it a bit more interesting as well as a hell of a lot challenging.. much love Joov ❤️

[@shasta1101]

After trying it myself over 200 times it is the epitome of a Skyrim endurance test. I know you have a knack for keeping it interesting but if you want any ideas on the things I did to keep it unique let me know. I’m looking forward to your pain

[@sarahbird9760]

Sick as a dog today but Joov makes my day better

[@DietJoov]

Get well soon!

[@MelodyOo]

watching this makes me want to play Oblivion very badly..

[@randomhodgepodge8902]

I loved that you could tally up stolen goods in Oblivion!

[@Pancreaticdefect]

Greatest jumpscare in Joov history.

[@SlipNperiodSlide]

loved the ending, very fitting made me gromble

[@Leidensdorn]

Sleeping crew here, thanks joov. Good night

[@Pancreaticdefect]

I played a run of Fallout 3 many years ago where I intentionally made myself an alcoholic as soon as I left the vault. The rule was that I couldnt cure it at a doctor, I just had to live with it. As a result my character immediately became a thief to support their habit. Unfortunately, that game makes you a zillionaire in very little time so the gimmick wore off pretty fast. But in the beginning it was great fun when I was reduced to sneaking around and stealing all manner of booze from the bars in Megaton just to alleviate the debuffs.

[@barcelonaxdd1]

Finally back :D Man, you're pretty decent at lockpicking in Oblivion, but that speech mini-game... My goodness, it's painful sometimes xD

[@DietJoov]

Ugh yes it really is haha. Lockpicking isn't too bad when you get the hang of it but I much prefer the system from FO3 onward

[@jmoney5598]

So glad you made the Howie reference that’s exactly what I thought of🤣🤣🔥

[@monekeysscream9488]

I love the VODS keep it up!

[@elitereptilian200]

Why didn't bethesda use those pirate singer VA's for skyrim's bards? Those pirates cam actually somewhat sing where ever single bard in skyrim sucks balls through straw 😂

[@masongilmour1894]

Amazing video keep going

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

Yump is from Mario. “ yump is a jump off of the large switches in the switch palaces. Mario is able to jump off the switch only on the frame it is pressed, making this a frame-perfect trick.”

[@kromlok]

Vod channel best channel

[@allydrawsthings]

its even labelled and it still got me

[@benanderson2046]

Wow I caught a fresh vod tonight. Instead of soothe me to sleep it's joov me to sleep lol. But fr though I'm enjoying the vods

[@DragonaireJoy]

Very fun:))) Cant wait for the next one;) nests boxes shelves n bags n baskets are safe storage. N there are sleep n save beds all over...if you need them:)

[@now_youcme]

@DietJoov A Skyrim or Oblivion playthrough where you can only do quests that you discover through: rumors, conversation, and overhearing NPCs. Challenge is won by maxing out personality (oblivion) or mercantile (skyrim)

[@SirGarthur]

You mean speech? No merc in skyrim

[@SirGarthur]

I also think that the fact that those quests wouldn't help you level speech or personality would lead to just not doing quests

[@arinarryn]

remind me when i had high fever because of covid, bought oblivion for $2.12 on steam and playing it for 200+ hours good times

[@themudpit621]

That's like one cent per hour. That's some value there!

[@Tautolonaut]

"Hot property" needs to be a Young Scrolls song. Possible collab?

[@leam1978]

Great stream, making me want to try es4

[@dancincoolkid]

for Codybizz: YUMPSCARE that amazing pun was so criminally underrated, Sadge

[@mr.frogman1827]

Glad he finally came back

[@rappidstorm584]

😮😮😮😮😮 Wow

[@strangekrone3955]

Welp…time to go back to oblivion 🥴

[@Pcake0]

As bad as the bears played hope you enjoyed that W😂

[@DietJoov]

Had a lot of fun! Always a joy seeing my boys play ball!

[@ciri8113]

joov, clunge is already a word here in britain, ill leave u to urban dictionary the definition lmao

[@criticalmaz1609]

I learned so many new words today 😁

[@luckydony6375]

YES MORE OBLIVIOOON

[@AzuDeimos]

Again a fun episode! But it kinda freaked me out that you didn't just break into illegal areas or steal the hell out of stores, just in, grap 4 things and out 😅 The cheydinhal guard must have caused some trauma 🙈

[@J_Aaron_L]

Like butter? Check out Chef Jean Pierre!

[@chkchkpap45]

I love that dude. Well hello there fwens! Onyo

[@pixelmaster9964]

I think you jump when you mean to interact because, at least in morrowind, spacebar is the interact button by default

[@40yr.Old.Nerdin]

Joov, did you get to the Bears/Vikes game? What a sloberknocker. 😅

[@leam1978]

7:00 i cannot recommend bidets highly enough

[@Fall-the-season]

Joov "TES should be more failable" Also Joov failing a challenge "the fuck you mean i can fail? Nah, bull shit, I totally not failed"

[@TwoMenInACloset]

It’s been ten days since the last vod joov.

[@ddfeb27]

By the nine divines!! You smell of death!

[@ch4m0m1l3]

I watched this and had a nightmare that I was jumpscared by an oblivion guard showing up behind me in my house. I wish I was joking.

[@dead_buttons]

2:21:40 "Nothing suspicious going on here, to be sure. Totally not suspicious behaviour. This khajiit is obviously just providing a live demonstration of advanced potion aerodynamics. Clearly, he's just showcasing his refined sword-pushing technique as a public service for aspiring alchemists. It's all about education, really-nothing to see here, move along!"

[@TwoMenInACloset]

You got some hot property is nowhere as cool as WELCOME TO HALEYS HARDWARE!

[@OwnedbyBazooka]

Did you end up going to the Bears game? Ended up being a good one for you!

[@mjwtruth]

The more I play Starfield, the more disappointed I am with the AI. Even in oblivion, shopkeepers closed, went home and went to bed, came back in the morning. People lived lives. Everyone in starfield is a robot in a dead universe

[@DietJoov]

Yeah outside of key moments they don't actually live in the world! It's THE key element in their games. It's subtle but it's why Skyrim feels like a warm blanket! It took quite a while to realize it but once I did I was sad :/ - It's probably cope but I hope it was just a result of trying to do the whole "Massive universe" thing. A smaller universe with maybe 5-10 star systems may have been easier to handle and make feel real, but I don't know much about making games.

[@octavianpopescu4776]

I had a moment when I thought to myself that I was playing GTA and not a Bethesda game, when I saw that the random civilians weren't really going anywhere or doing anything. They were just walking, but didn't have jobs or stuff to do.

[@stblauofbling]

"Let me see your fucking face" 😂😂

[@kyle9401]

Hot property! Yeah you gonna build it with me Hot property! Yeah you gonna give it to me Hot property! Yeah let me through your front door Hot property! Right on the cellar floor

[@now_youcme]

@DietJoov also, would you ever stream Bioshock?

[@ChesAdams_]

Vod channel viewers know what happened to Carla during Iron man challenge... we know...

[@hitomisalazar4073]

Well, speaking of Sports... I'm from the Pacific Northwest. So the response to my favorite teams generally get a response of "literally who?" or just "Well they're not from East of the Rockies so they're useless and not worth consideration". Because Sports Media is dominated by the Midwest and Atlantic Coast. So even say, when my favorite College Football team (the Oregon Ducks) is completely undefeated, and in fact even CRUSHED the number one ranked team, and won their bowl game... they'll still not even be considered for a championship with people dismissing them as "Well all they have is speed" even though they beat the team declared the National Champions handily. Also... isn't Spacebar the Interact Key in Morrowind? Might be why you keep thinking it.

[@ttc3453]

3:22:58 it was like the NPC responded to you

[@TwoMenInACloset]

You got clamied by sly lmaoooo

[@blackwingred3473]

what happened to the assassin run? Last episode you only did 5 of the 10 targets I thought?

[@kingofcarrotflowers326]

Ask Mike David from Redbar on tips how to karaoke a Weezer song.

[@3personal5me8]

How am I just finding out Joov and I were both born in January of 95?

[@brucelamorand32]

is that jabos face in the window?

[@delage330]

Im mad I missed the twitch stream

[@benderrodriguez5425]

Let's be mad but not really mad together. (Edit:spelling)

[@rory251]

No part 2 of skyrim assassin?

[@DietJoov]

It went on for a bit too long. Felt like it was dragging (at least for me) - I didn't want just one of them to take up 10+ hours of recording BUT it seems people really liked it so maybe we come back to it towards the end!

[@rory251]

@@DietJoov fair enough i was just curious haha no pressure

[@TheoLombardi]

What happened to assassin challenge

[@samuelsilvaoliveira9471]

tá desculpado Joov, thank = obrigado

[@SaintAugustineTheRighteous]

I think you killed the zombie at the beginning not a rat

[@Fall-the-season]

BRASIL MENTIONEEEEEEEEEEEEED (kinda)

[@AndrewBrownK]

hi dukronguh

[@6agenthawk]

this isnt starfield