@@XxXKillJoyXxXDad’s too pressed to buy a plug in.
@thereal3DMedia8 ай бұрын
CSM somehow convinced Tricare that he should get Ozempic……
@YungPerc8 ай бұрын
This 🤣
@sloth7ds8 ай бұрын
Did he inject it in his chin??
@thewitt768 ай бұрын
😂😂😂duuuuuuuuuude😅😅😅😅😅
@free_duh70668 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 yessssss
@Cavemanner8 ай бұрын
Yo, I'm gonna forever miss the old face, but I'm just glad you decided to keep doing the CSM! Dude is one of my favorite doggone characters, hooah!
@willsmith14308 ай бұрын
Doggone man
@Ahhhmotherland8 ай бұрын
Doggone man
@colonelmarshall95048 ай бұрын
Freekin Doggone
@VikingTeddy8 ай бұрын
Doggone reconstructive-freakin-surgery.
@mooseharms81368 ай бұрын
Id imagine cheif rolling up in a 5 ton with workshop on the back with his own bunk and AC. Then wakes up in his own bed realizes its a dream and it pans back to everyone in the field 🤣
@infernosgaming89428 ай бұрын
That’s perfect, CW5 rolling up in an old 598 expandovan in classic NATO 3-tone
@pedroperez12318 ай бұрын
Ohhh gosh, that new filter is unsettling 😂 the old one was so doggone perfect
@pavelthefabulous56758 ай бұрын
Reminds me of being in Mountain Warfare and imagining how awesome it would be to hike through it as a civilian with unauthorized wool winter gear, a shepherd's axe, and an Alice pack.
@tome83738 ай бұрын
For. Real.
@Theggman838 ай бұрын
I live right up the road from the Jericho, Vermont mountain warfare training center. Beautiful area. Lots of places to hike and climb.
@tbkmusic26408 ай бұрын
I don’t know what happened to CSM but I am more terrified that I was before…
@christion22158 ай бұрын
I prefer to call myself a Bazaar. Little bit of everything for sell. Caffeine, nicotine, charging packs, candy.
@Average_Democracy_Enjoyer8 ай бұрын
CSM getting a new terrible face every video would be a good running gag me-thinks.
@mikey2031778 ай бұрын
I can see it now, crafton misidentified a mushroom and starts tripping out 😂
@gibbsm8 ай бұрын
"I forgot to look at the spores"
@skitty4498 ай бұрын
I read this in his voice. Thank you, good sir.
@twocubez78488 ай бұрын
I think Crafton should consider a career with the Parks Service once he gets out.
@Raccoonactual8 ай бұрын
After having arctic MRE's for 2 weeks in the field, you'll come to realize that a jetboil isn't glamping and should be a issued item. Plus having access to hot coffee or hot chocolate in the middle of nowhere is a nice amenity that you can trade for a lot of favors (especially when you're 1SG or CO is jonesing after a couple days with some joe).
@Rookwarder8 ай бұрын
Jetboil and aftermarket sleep pad for real
@joskarifinaukr65038 ай бұрын
Pfffft, what the hell even is a jetboil? In the Marines you'd get your shit broke off for bringing some luxury crap into the field with you.
@Kilo-ct8dh8 ай бұрын
Tankers don't need no stinking jet boil...😂
@Raccoonactual8 ай бұрын
@@Kilo-ct8dh yeah, cause y'all usually have a water heater built in with the artic kits.
@Raccoonactual8 ай бұрын
@@joskarifinaukr6503 sounds like we have a jealous crayon muncher amongst us. It's a camp stove that fits in a 6"×6" case and runs on butane cylinders FYI.
@rustyredneck67818 ай бұрын
When I went through BCT a few years ago i actually got in trouble for eating native pecans during a FTX, I thought it was funny no one knew what a pecan tree was. Growing up that’s how me and my little brother would get snacks when we where playing together along the creek beds. Blew my mind that people didn’t know what pecans were let alone me getting smoke for it. Was kinda funny looking back on it.
@justicebinder65448 ай бұрын
New CSM face just… isn’t the same 🥺
@ScareCr0w118 ай бұрын
Shoulda done a change over ceremony for that new CSM
@thesaltysierra52028 ай бұрын
Sergeant Major what happened to your face? LOL
@splashysiren8 ай бұрын
Idk what happened to CSM's face, but i can tell you its not a service related injury
@stahlseuche8 ай бұрын
Those burns you inflicted on CSM don't qualify as service related. 💀
@jonnyjl345k78 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the Warrant/Pilot: Gets tired of eating MRE’s after the 2nd day and takes the humvee to grab everyone pizza.
@hefeibao2 ай бұрын
Humvee? Yeesh, once we just flew back. Of course this was with OH-58A (plus) models, so there was plenty of room in the back.
@jonnyjl345k72 ай бұрын
@@hefeibao the pizza joint was literally a 5 min drive away haha
@Uckertay8 ай бұрын
If Crafton transitions to the US Forest Service as a Fire Lookout, I won't be surprised in the least.
@benjaminpryse38028 ай бұрын
One of our local vape stores does deliveries to the field… at a big mark up I might add!
@skybearer8 ай бұрын
"my face!? How 'bout ya beat your doggon face!" 😂
@AmericaineAParis8 ай бұрын
CSM's new face!! 😂🤣😂🤣
@marcustiggs53618 ай бұрын
Lmao the armorer. Hes my new chief friendly
@JJVater8 ай бұрын
Man that filter needs to come back it was so perfect for a CSM, this one not so much
@MarcosElMalo28 ай бұрын
Grasshoppers are not only edible, they’re delicious fried.
@enjiniakimiko13058 ай бұрын
lmao i thought Waterhazard finally woke up and went ham with it 😂😂😂😂😂
@jefferykennedy9198 ай бұрын
If the tree could talk it would probably be in Vietnamese 😂
@AydenTurbyville8 ай бұрын
Let's GO!!!! I'm super happy that the character is still here!
@CatholicSamurai8 ай бұрын
We need to get a MAJ "David" Schultz redemption arc cooked up. I'm just trying to think "what could we do to the story to make this guy grow and not just be a punching bag?" PFC Crafton was the easy mode, this'll be cranking up the difficulty for sure lmao
@timrunion8 ай бұрын
I'm unsure about the csm's face but I'm going to allow this.
@paintedhorse68808 ай бұрын
My unit has an actual entomologist officer in our BN. The dude is a real accredited and cited scientist with a PHD, and he is a massive nerd in the field lol. Every field op he's walking around holding a bug showing it to people and geeking out lol.
@zaab-yaoh93028 ай бұрын
That's crazy...
@jesusdavidmartinez99858 ай бұрын
I'm in love with the characters you've created and the life you've given them. You've truly made something here
@Gym_E_Britt8 ай бұрын
Love CSM hasnt changed his voice. Maybe make an entire video on different possible new CSM faces
@JorgeL7218 ай бұрын
Hardcore memories of Star Craft. If you ever played, you can click on one of the dudes repeatedly, and after a while they start saying regular shit their rank would say.
@Jake19774TW8 ай бұрын
CSM finally starting to show the effects of Crafton's kombucha
@kevinsullivan34488 ай бұрын
You left out the knife throwers. Whenever I went to the field there was always at least 2 people playing chicken with knives. During Operation Panty Shield (Coastal shield...), when we were breaking down to go home 4 guys from different units were playing chicken where you throw the knife between your opponent's feet. Only one guy caught a knife in the foot and it didn't penetrate his boot leather.
@AngryTexian8 ай бұрын
Loving the new CSM already!
@eugenehudders52318 ай бұрын
As an avid mushroom hunter for years studying wild mushrooms of Virginia, I can relate heavily to Crafton.......albeit bias of the first name too 🤣
@stahlseuche8 ай бұрын
Chief, look at how you massacred our poor boy CSM 💀. RIP old CSM filter, you were taken away from us too soon but your crimson chin will never be forgotten!
@drigondii8 ай бұрын
Poor Crafton. If those trees could talk, they'd tell you most of them were too young to remember the Comanche
@samuelpancake40848 ай бұрын
I used to buy like 3 more cartons of cigs then I needed with us while I was active duty on a coast guard cutter . When people run out of smokes they are willing to pay whatever you want for a pack or a single 😂.
@demitv0018 ай бұрын
I guess that is the last time CSM will ride a jet ski.
@forthor2198 ай бұрын
Man those smokes in the field were a hell of a hustle.
@fancyelk23738 ай бұрын
I'm definitely a candyman in the field, put more snacks and vapes than actual supplies
@craigw65578 ай бұрын
The explanation of why CSM changed popped right after this. I will miss that jaw, it was the perfect filter for a CSM
@pedroperez12318 ай бұрын
When he turned his face not to look at the tip question. Lmao
@kalskirata428 ай бұрын
"did somebody say something about a bug collection?" -Kinger
@kevincawley24588 ай бұрын
SGM looks fucking epic keep the character
@radfort9358 ай бұрын
That new CSM seamless integration. Craftons face better not disappear or it’s gonna be a riot.
@hefeibao2 ай бұрын
Leaving a tip, priceless...
@scummymummy25488 ай бұрын
No matter what, each character is still the same to me. STAFF WARS IS STILL A GO❤
@bombidil32 ай бұрын
I 100% recommend and air mattress with a bag pump. Way comfier than the self inflating foam garbage and a quarter of the weight.
@ThunderBunny10mmАй бұрын
Glamper = Air Force Stereotypes 🤣
@WMMASceneNow8 ай бұрын
Exactly the way to handle the CSM situation
@WiseArkAngel8 ай бұрын
"These lands are considered sacred by the Commanche People." Crafton we aren't stateside...
@mrgibbets348 ай бұрын
“Gonna have to get a bigger jar for my big collection” ah there’s the Crafton I know, almost thought you were starting to get normal bud.
@kingcab694208 ай бұрын
CSM finally used his cosmetic surgery allocation
@carl53818 ай бұрын
I was history guy in the desert. From Babylon to Alexander people got fed up with my lectures lol.
@AManNamedHawk8 ай бұрын
Crafton was gold in this one
@Gym_E_Britt8 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤ CSM is back. I now know its the voice, candence and words used. Awesome job
@bornepatrol8 ай бұрын
Having reception and a Bluetooth card and chip reader for transactions made trading in the field so much better. Morale was high on those trips.
@marcuswolf1848 ай бұрын
You're awesome brother
@WasabiSniffer8 ай бұрын
Ah damn, change of responsibility, new CSM, and somehow just like the old one
@rainemccandless81608 ай бұрын
Could make a skit about the csm getting relieved of duty and getting a near carbon copy as his replacement
@DeliveryDemon8 ай бұрын
I am definitely a Crafton. Minus the bug collection. I'm a Scout hehe.
@gabrielbush64558 ай бұрын
Chicken of the woods lol I didn't know yall were doin shrooms 😂😂😂
@popebryanii72248 ай бұрын
I miss the old csm filter, I wish it hadn't left.
@calvinmaynardtmt8 ай бұрын
Doggone, they done gone and recast CSM, hooah? Y’all gon make me lose my mind up in here, high speed.
@BoneistJ8 ай бұрын
Fs for the CSM filter. Long live the new filter.
@kkhackett8 ай бұрын
NOOOOOO! Where the SgtMaj at?! 😢
@Living_Target8 ай бұрын
I don't mind the new face but the eyes are like anime eyes on a photorealistic character.
@crocowithaglocko58768 ай бұрын
Bro I feel crafton in this one
@SporadicKristal8 ай бұрын
I proudly wear the Nature Guide, despite how annoying some claim it is 🙄... Until a spider comes along then I'm the first they cry for
@ianstotts88538 ай бұрын
Little does Crafton know, I would be the Steve Erwin of the group
@photohuntxdaboi80988 ай бұрын
Crafton is vibin out there
@wingedfreedom62268 ай бұрын
CSM ran afoul of Billy T. Friendly, CW5 US Army and got free facial reconstruction surgery
@chaffcutter58.8 ай бұрын
Don't worry The Csm , you got it mate, but for goodness sake, please don't lose Crafton.
@BluJay308 ай бұрын
Crafton is a great type to have in the field
@Dakurar8 ай бұрын
I bought 2 logs of wintergreen for myself but by day 3 I was selling individual cans for 20 bucks.
@McAllisterVideos8 ай бұрын
Sombody, Anybody with a know how of making app filters needs to get the Chief his own go to. If Crafton makes CSM only to get deleted. It will be a sad day for all of us. We dont need anymore casualties.
@zbishop908 ай бұрын
bout to hit that CLP and get 72 hour quarters
@MelordJenkins8 ай бұрын
Miss CSM. God bless his forever leave
@christopheroconnor68308 ай бұрын
By the way, you know it's funny to imagine that Crafton could be in the armor division
@darienvaughan28758 ай бұрын
Chicken of the woods do be delicious though
@ajemma788 ай бұрын
We mourn the loss of the CSM filter. Long live the new CSM filter.
@kennethcrockett28018 ай бұрын
Lmao love your vids, looking forward to being a warrant myself soon
@FirstOfTheMagi8 ай бұрын
New CSM aint been sleeping well
@RSOxSPEC4x8 ай бұрын
CSM WILL FOREVER LIVE IN MY NIGHTMARES
@alfredjones61308 ай бұрын
They really made CPL Christensen go to the field when he's got like a week left in the Army smh
@SeanWilliamGeorgeBuc8 ай бұрын
Nah man... CSM done dirty here hahaha.
@howie36018 ай бұрын
Sgt Major is on some shit now. Not totally inaccurate.
@Armygaurd18 ай бұрын
0:42 my battle 😂
@commandershepard77288 ай бұрын
I can handle CSM face change …. But if we lose Crafton …WE RIOT!
@Jersey2tall868 ай бұрын
Hey, highspeed, doggone love this channel, hooah?
@MasterTaters8 ай бұрын
Guy probably vapes CLP non-ironically.
@somerando37188 ай бұрын
At 0:41 I sold so many zyn pouches at one point, they called me “zynladen”
@aJax2508 ай бұрын
In Memoriam: Old CSM Filter
@USN_CB_not_BC8 ай бұрын
Either vape juice or CLP 😂😂😂
@albinoyak27558 ай бұрын
I was and still am the nature guide..... I'm not stupid or anything BUT I like rocks.
@mightymikethebear8 ай бұрын
I see spec 4 Crafton is the only one trying to enjoy his time in the field. He has a future in the Forest Service or a high school Biology teacher (he can us the GI Bill the acquire the degrees necessary).