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A man is forced to dig his own grave.
DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE is used with permission from Kirk Larsen. Learn more at kirklarsen.org.
A car speeds out into a desolate desert. A man named Reggie gets out with a gun, and then opens the trunk, where another man, Dan, lies bound and gagged.
Dan is taken out and a shovel is thrown at him and told to start digging his own grave. Problem is... it's much harder to dig a big hole in the ground than the movies make it seem.
Directed by Kirk Larsen and written by Larsen and Amos Vernon, this subversively witty comedy short uses its strong foundation of excellent craft, writing and performance to portray a potential murder gone awry, to hilarious effect.
The central conceit of the humor revolves initially on playing with the rules and expectations of genre. The film starts off with an adrenaline rush with beautifully shot but ominously empty desert vistas, taut editing and a tense musical score. The cinematic build-up promises violence and thrills, building up momentum and suspense with each beat, and it obviously draws on Westerns and crime thrillers in both form and content.
But just as the pace begins to crescendo, the momentum stops as Dan complains that the ground's too hard to dig, and the film shifts into comedy mode. At first, the shift into comedy is brief, as Reggie and the storytelling attempt to get back to the business of dispatching this future corpse. But Dan can't help but keep tugging it back to reality, complaining the ground is too hard and that it will take too long for one person to dig a grave.
The excellent writing comes to fore and characters deepen, as the two men begin to argue and then finally talk. The narrative here starts to have a little fun, as the forward movement ambles into deep emotional territory for both characters. It's obviously skewed a bit towards heightened parody, but it's played by actors Henry Zebrowski and Amos Vernon with a nimble sincerity -- which only makes it funnier and even rather sweet.
The sweetness can't last too long, though, because Reggie has to get back to the work of being a hitman, and the final confrontation puts us back into thriller mode, complete with guns and fighting -- though things go down in an unexpected way, once again, with a denouement that's both loopy and yet makes perfectly logical sense in this funhouse mirror of a crime story.
Subversive, witty and self-aware, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE is a terrific showcase of solidly excellent craft, storytelling and performance. But its ultimate cleverness is how it punctures the almost macho conceit of the thriller, with its promise of seamlessly direct violence and force, with the realism and awkwardness of real-life logistics and people, with their insecurities, vulnerabilities, fears and anxieties. The genre -- and the world -- demands a certain overpowering strength and dominance from these men. But trying to live up to that imperative just isn't possible -- and perhaps is folly to begin with.

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@skyleroliver1283
@skyleroliver1283 3 жыл бұрын
pissed for so long the ground was soft enough to dig
@sumk_0434
@sumk_0434 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@damonliu3870
@damonliu3870 3 жыл бұрын
@@sumk_0434 LMAO
@damonliu3870
@damonliu3870 3 жыл бұрын
Jynx!
@damonliu3870
@damonliu3870 3 жыл бұрын
@Saint Anime LMAO
@snowballin7416
@snowballin7416 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@dankengine5304
@dankengine5304 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting this to be a serious film lmao
@rh7621
@rh7621 4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@friendlyfork6479
@friendlyfork6479 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha same here
@rileyfaulknier8390
@rileyfaulknier8390 4 жыл бұрын
I swear everything they do is serious and then they hit us with this
@Shlump5935
@Shlump5935 4 жыл бұрын
Same, then he hit the floor and I though 'oh ok'
@bmxing3586
@bmxing3586 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@saims.2402
@saims.2402 3 жыл бұрын
That guy was so extroverted, he actually managed to make meaningful conversation to the man killing him.
@sammy-jr6hs
@sammy-jr6hs 3 жыл бұрын
He tries to be nice with he’s killer so the killer would feel bad and won’t want to kill him
@meh2521
@meh2521 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he's a guidance counselor, so...
@zeeks4129
@zeeks4129 3 жыл бұрын
held his penile gland for him, that's a true friend
@slipper_0980
@slipper_0980 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a smart strategy
@daviroza4700
@daviroza4700 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ur comment everywhere new ray mak ahaha anyway u follow this channel flan
@MatthewLenton
@MatthewLenton Жыл бұрын
I like that they acknowledge that you can't just dig a grave in a short time and that it actually takes a long time, especially for one person
@bgloyalty
@bgloyalty Жыл бұрын
And then of course skip past the actual digging at the end lol
@yeahok6240
@yeahok6240 Жыл бұрын
​@@bgloyalty well did you want to watch 3 hours of straight digging?
@arthurrosa9403
@arthurrosa9403 Жыл бұрын
@@yeahok6240 There's no way that would be done in only 3 hours.
@yashuab.2979
@yashuab.2979 Жыл бұрын
@@arthurrosa9403 It looks like it's almost sunrise at the end, would that mean it took ten hours?
@podiszka8677
@podiszka8677 Жыл бұрын
if its not too deep then you probably can
@flyhigh9944
@flyhigh9944 4 жыл бұрын
He had so many opportunities to hit the guy with that spade.
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833 4 жыл бұрын
Not without getting shot first.
@woahokayy3470
@woahokayy3470 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know we had so many shovel experts in KZbin comments
@braeden5361
@braeden5361 4 жыл бұрын
@@cahidijoyoraharjo7833 when he was puking he could have hit him
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833 4 жыл бұрын
@@braeden5361 Maybe he just didn't wanna risk it? IDK. It's a comedy. What more can I say?
@andyu69
@andyu69 4 жыл бұрын
@@-iamForgiven look at a pack of cards and then dig with the spade card
@ToriClient
@ToriClient 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s criminal what they pay you guys” *says the guy literally committing murder*
@Johnycum
@Johnycum 3 жыл бұрын
Wow you pointed out the joke well done..
@ToriClient
@ToriClient 3 жыл бұрын
@@Johnycum ok
@doriangray7587
@doriangray7587 3 жыл бұрын
it's intentional
@ToriClient
@ToriClient 3 жыл бұрын
@@doriangray7587 I’m aware.
@doriangray7587
@doriangray7587 3 жыл бұрын
@@ToriClient of course man. just pointing out the geniuses of the scriptwriter
@spacemiaou67
@spacemiaou67 4 жыл бұрын
“The best way to beat your enemy isn’t to kill him, but to make him your friend” I don’t know where it comes from.
@kaatilbilla1202
@kaatilbilla1202 4 жыл бұрын
A man with a dog said it when you were smol
@dust6711
@dust6711 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's a sun tzu quote, but I may be wrong
@sebastianpottle9143
@sebastianpottle9143 4 жыл бұрын
Sensei wu Said thwt
@deadpoolreborn5322
@deadpoolreborn5322 4 жыл бұрын
If you can't beat your enemy, join the enemy. - 48 laws of power
@hauntbygaunt
@hauntbygaunt 4 жыл бұрын
"the greatest way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend" -Master Wu; Ninjago
@BigBud42069
@BigBud42069 4 жыл бұрын
“It takes a lot to bury a friend.”
@MIck-M
@MIck-M 3 жыл бұрын
The hardest hole you could ever dig and a memory burned into your mind forever for sure :(
@rasengo6026
@rasengo6026 3 жыл бұрын
@@MIck-M r/im14andthisisdeep
@Verdun16
@Verdun16 3 жыл бұрын
@@MIck-M I’m crying so hard omgg
@jonathanpeak2643
@jonathanpeak2643 3 жыл бұрын
I just went to a wake to day
@rasengo6026
@rasengo6026 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanpeak2643 perfect English
@FableCountry
@FableCountry 3 жыл бұрын
this was simultaneously sad, funny, urgent and endearing. wonderful short film. the sad part is that he told the guidance counselor that he was his best friend. what kind of life did he live.
@alexgabriel5650
@alexgabriel5650 4 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed how after driving through sand and dirt, that car is still clean and shiny.
@kurcules
@kurcules 4 жыл бұрын
Actually Alex, we did just straight up drive that car through sand and dirt! It was just such a bright shiny day (and it was clean before we set off into the desert) that you can't really see just how dirty that thing was. Driving that car to and from set was a joy. It was roomy enough to fit almost all the camera gear!
@pooslide1333
@pooslide1333 4 жыл бұрын
@@kurcules u helped make this?
@kurcules
@kurcules 4 жыл бұрын
@@pooslide1333 yes poo slide! I directed, co-wrote, and edited it! I also drove the car we rented to and from set lol
@halhal2592
@halhal2592 4 жыл бұрын
@@kurcules I pretty sure you just set him up for a sly insult because of his user name. Ha
@gamekrave5050
@gamekrave5050 4 жыл бұрын
@coc private server no he directed the film, helped write the story, and edited the video. He did not act
@jwazy1095
@jwazy1095 4 жыл бұрын
That's a coal shovel, meant for shoveling not Digging !
@jime6739
@jime6739 4 жыл бұрын
So it wasn't a shovel? What was it then, a digel?
@voidme457
@voidme457 4 жыл бұрын
Be honest. How many bodies have you made disappear? LOL
@fishingaddicted9002
@fishingaddicted9002 4 жыл бұрын
works great with snow aswell!
@IronAxeGaming1
@IronAxeGaming1 3 жыл бұрын
@@voidme457 eight
@voidme457
@voidme457 3 жыл бұрын
@@IronAxeGaming1 Lol lol lol lol lol
@stevedixon921
@stevedixon921 3 жыл бұрын
From the movie 'casino': you have to dig your holes in advance, otherwise some stranger could happen upon you digging a hole next to a body, now you have to dig two holes, next thing you know your spending the entire night digging holes and burying bodies" And that was totally the wrong shovel to use.
@logmacgaming9375
@logmacgaming9375 3 жыл бұрын
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” That’s what this seems to be
@Highlighter_kid
@Highlighter_kid 3 жыл бұрын
For me it’s keep your friends close and keep your enemies way over there
@nufkistruff9961
@nufkistruff9961 3 жыл бұрын
It is - Keep your enemies close. But keep your guns closer.
@Highlighter_kid
@Highlighter_kid 3 жыл бұрын
@@nufkistruff9961 exactly
@G.GG.G.
@G.GG.G. 10 ай бұрын
No, it's keep your shave close but not with scotch tape
@Tea-chip
@Tea-chip 3 жыл бұрын
He’s so polite. In better circumstances, they could be a good movie duo
@jonbon9965
@jonbon9965 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Jenult
@Jenult 3 жыл бұрын
Better circumstances?
@doubleaabattery7562
@doubleaabattery7562 Жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm watching the first scene in a buddy movir
@creativename9384
@creativename9384 3 жыл бұрын
This dude obviously put all his points into charisma
@surgeoaguaro409
@surgeoaguaro409 4 жыл бұрын
*When your kidnapper is actually a good guy for conversations*
@jakesealy3319
@jakesealy3319 3 жыл бұрын
Whell he is a guidance counsellor for Middle School students
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
@yourdadsotherfamily3530 3 жыл бұрын
Well he did kidnap a guidance counselor lol make use of the ‘free’ health resources
@Willybean08
@Willybean08 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, nothing wrong with having a social life.
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 жыл бұрын
Then he turns out your best friend
@enderman5423
@enderman5423 3 жыл бұрын
This is ur only comment
@tonys9796
@tonys9796 4 жыл бұрын
This was the longest piss in human history. 🤷
@sidchapman8152
@sidchapman8152 4 жыл бұрын
when you gotta go you gotta go
@LiterallySoManyBears
@LiterallySoManyBears 4 жыл бұрын
He could have did it on the ground to make it softer. Missed opportunity.
@meyeah6415
@meyeah6415 4 жыл бұрын
@Smooth Stone's Guardian five minutes right ?
@superidol4670
@superidol4670 4 жыл бұрын
K
@davidmoore2891
@davidmoore2891 4 жыл бұрын
No there was a longer piss on 30 nights of Paranormal Activity of lady with a dragon tattoo it's a parody scary movies
@yungsquirrel
@yungsquirrel 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate ending: “This ground is too hard” “Oh” *shoots him* DIRECTED BY ROBERT B. WEIDE
@ZarHakkar
@ZarHakkar Жыл бұрын
Hey, it's not the dead guy's problem anymore.
@GarrettBell
@GarrettBell 4 жыл бұрын
"There's different shovels!?" Same bro. Same.
@zzzxxc1
@zzzxxc1 4 жыл бұрын
Should've used a pointy-er shovel. The flat end shovel is more for moving a lot of loose dirt at a time.
@snax-candygaming9430
@snax-candygaming9430 4 жыл бұрын
@@zzzxxc1 the shovel he is using is a spade I think
@onemanwithin
@onemanwithin 3 жыл бұрын
@@snax-candygaming9430 lol no it is not
@LeSwexy
@LeSwexy 3 жыл бұрын
@@snax-candygaming9430 what hahahaa
@MannoMax
@MannoMax 3 жыл бұрын
@@snax-candygaming9430 Exact opposite, its a coal or cement shovel. Its meant to move loose material, not break up ground
@neverthesame7887
@neverthesame7887 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best short movies yet --sent a beautiful message in a macabre, yet funny way. The victim was smart in being friendly and showing his own vulnerability. I love that he dug him a grave and dignified the man who really, in his heart deep down, didn't want to be who he had become.
@agoratora
@agoratora 2 жыл бұрын
After years of Henry doing that 'I'm bleeding out here man.' bit on LPOTL he finally got to act it out. Amazing.
@ZeldaboyOG
@ZeldaboyOG Жыл бұрын
Finally! I'm sitting here scouring for anyone else talking about Henry and LPOTL. Hail yourself my friend.
@anonymousmobster2444
@anonymousmobster2444 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they become bros while he's still trying to kill him lmao
@TwentySevenClubb
@TwentySevenClubb 4 жыл бұрын
same
@DinkWhit
@DinkWhit 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the point of the video. Lol
@barredharpy3
@barredharpy3 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly such a guy thing. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten into arguments with people and ended up being chill with them after
@blackout.youtube
@blackout.youtube 3 жыл бұрын
@@TwentySevenClubb how?
@anti-social7639
@anti-social7639 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of like stockholm syndrome
@requiesticat
@requiesticat 4 жыл бұрын
I love the chemistry between these two.
@flamersshowsandmore3864
@flamersshowsandmore3864 3 жыл бұрын
SPOILER: Too bad it got cut short by the ending
@crazynoob159
@crazynoob159 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if instead Reggie didn’t kill him and they went off together, this would be a perfect prologue for a full-length action movie. The both of them fighting against Reggie’s old boss with a lot of comedy as well... now I want to watch that
@latetotheparty184
@latetotheparty184 Жыл бұрын
I thought it might end with him taking the other guy to the hospital and the would be killer surviving.
@saims.2402
@saims.2402 3 жыл бұрын
He still has to dig the grave. Damn, these plot twists were so good.
@anthon7518
@anthon7518 4 жыл бұрын
A man is forced to dig his own grave in the desert. But the Ground Is Bedrock.
@duocamerakids6266
@duocamerakids6266 3 жыл бұрын
Sandstone
@-magnus-8898
@-magnus-8898 3 жыл бұрын
@@duocamerakids6266 sandstone is really fragile smh bedrock is unbreakable
@duocamerakids6266
@duocamerakids6266 3 жыл бұрын
@@-magnus-8898 fragile? Bro, are you sped or something? 😂 Try breaking sandstone with a shovel, it takes a long time, but you’ll get it. And also, where is he? In a Desert, where there’s sand.
@-magnus-8898
@-magnus-8898 3 жыл бұрын
@@duocamerakids6266 r/woooosh
@rabbid3433
@rabbid3433 3 жыл бұрын
@@duocamerakids6266 its a joke cuz in Minecraft, sandstone is easily broken, and bedrock is unbreakable.
@yyelubayy
@yyelubayy 4 жыл бұрын
“There is two type of people in the world ,those who have a gun , and those who dig , you dig”
@teamsymptom9425
@teamsymptom9425 4 жыл бұрын
Clint Eastwood
@yyelubayy
@yyelubayy 4 жыл бұрын
@@teamsymptom9425 yeah
@francis9428
@francis9428 4 жыл бұрын
*Uno reverse card*
@theniallator28
@theniallator28 4 жыл бұрын
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
@blanket_mp3125
@blanket_mp3125 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHHAHAHA THATS SOOO FUNNY FBI AGENT now please stop tracking my google history
@TheGamingManiac
@TheGamingManiac 2 жыл бұрын
Damn that ending was kinda sweet! He spent the rest of the day digging him a grave that was probably hell to dig out, all because they become bros :')
@TheFormalFools
@TheFormalFools 4 жыл бұрын
That was one of the greatest build-ups to a comedy I have EVER SEEN. No joke.
@cheeleen_gaming
@cheeleen_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@flakeyfilms5792
@flakeyfilms5792 4 жыл бұрын
Gunman: Throws up Man forced to dig his grave: *"Are you okay?" (While digging enthusiastically)*
@gavintapia9959
@gavintapia9959 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it did because you hear a piece of metal ding
@RobMacKendrick
@RobMacKendrick 3 жыл бұрын
These guys are all bladder. But seriously, this was brilliant. I could see a TV series starring this middle school counsellor, having a string of adventures like this.
@apricotmadness4850
@apricotmadness4850 Жыл бұрын
Me too got some reason.
@eloryosnak4100
@eloryosnak4100 Жыл бұрын
So glad someone else said this cuz they pissin for like a minute straight
@calebtheholyman545
@calebtheholyman545 4 жыл бұрын
That was the absolute longest piss in the history of piss
@Billcarsonstobaccobox
@Billcarsonstobaccobox 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong, there's been considerably longer pisses taken throughout history. By dinosaurs for instance.
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 3 жыл бұрын
@@Billcarsonstobaccobox pretty sure that was more piss than a brontosaurus bladder
@cat1800
@cat1800 3 жыл бұрын
piss until you piss
@bunzeebear2973
@bunzeebear2973 3 жыл бұрын
Then it is left hanging out in the wind. "It is getting in the way of the shoveling."
@kasianicole3364
@kasianicole3364 3 жыл бұрын
Couldve made the ground wet with that one 😌😌
@dogdriver70
@dogdriver70 4 жыл бұрын
Legit Hitman would have pre-dug hole.
@amybowen5800
@amybowen5800 4 жыл бұрын
Hes just doing what he was told to.
@slevemcdichael5274
@slevemcdichael5274 4 жыл бұрын
@Francesca Di'Frapolli Wanna find out?
@aidanbegovic9584
@aidanbegovic9584 4 жыл бұрын
Not really cus if they find the hole while the hitman is gone and when they go back (which they would when they find a 6ft long hole in the ground) and see that it's now filled they're gonna atleast call the cops and that's how people get caught
@Cykadelia
@Cykadelia 4 жыл бұрын
@@aidanbegovic9584 It's a random hole in the middle of the desert. No one's gonna suspect a thing.
@aidanbegovic9584
@aidanbegovic9584 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cykadelia but tbh who would go randomly into a desert,I was think about non desert areas,forests etc
@kingbernard_30
@kingbernard_30 3 жыл бұрын
"There's different shovels?!" had me dead. lmfao
@jimbaozi
@jimbaozi 3 жыл бұрын
This is PEGI 12. I did not expect that. I'm not 12 so... OOF ME DUDE
@lexo6987
@lexo6987 4 жыл бұрын
Each year he returns to his former friend's grave
@mojojoji5493
@mojojoji5493 3 жыл бұрын
Bffily4life
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any work gloves or anything?" Best line ever. And the hitman tapes his hand to the shovel. ☺
@even___
@even___ 4 жыл бұрын
There was tape?
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 4 жыл бұрын
@@even___ Yep. Lots and lots of duck tape. ☺
@stevestever8907
@stevestever8907 3 жыл бұрын
@@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 duct tape**
@maxdabski9362
@maxdabski9362 3 жыл бұрын
I like how we see no progress in the digging of the grave and it just cuts to it being finished.
@flakeyfilms5792
@flakeyfilms5792 4 жыл бұрын
Person forced to dig his grave: *Friendly chatter and enthusiastic digging*
@mymas-altaccount7084
@mymas-altaccount7084 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol.
@delsi26
@delsi26 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate man bonding experience on pissing
@BrianReyesFilm
@BrianReyesFilm 3 жыл бұрын
This was sooo goooood! As a motion picture lover, enthusiast, and producer I can usually call what’s going to happened next. I thought I knew with this film but boy was I wrong! Great story! Great acting! Great production quality! I could watch this over and over again.
@killroy9628
@killroy9628 3 жыл бұрын
Another masterpiece! I have now begun to binge watch these short stories on breaks at work. Please keep them coming.
@kidkique
@kidkique 3 жыл бұрын
I work between breaks of movies
@nehaljhirmaria
@nehaljhirmaria 4 жыл бұрын
Look what gambling has done to Jim Carrey!
@sidchapman8152
@sidchapman8152 4 жыл бұрын
omg-
@Thomas-ts7xt
@Thomas-ts7xt 4 жыл бұрын
😳
@kevinmcallister9089
@kevinmcallister9089 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chawk6201
@chawk6201 3 жыл бұрын
It's Bruce Campbell and Jim Carrie's child.
@sadflix8754
@sadflix8754 3 жыл бұрын
@@mycat24 I think your the first religious guy on KZbin I don’t hate
@walls_of_skulls6061
@walls_of_skulls6061 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how during this big emotional moment he’s still sitting there with the damn shovel taped
@Ny.Lynette
@Ny.Lynette 4 жыл бұрын
“Compound interest is a mf” 🙃
@Dashaccount776
@Dashaccount776 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 it is indeed,🤣
@linaslasas7612
@linaslasas7612 3 жыл бұрын
666 LIKES WTH
@reshzy3807
@reshzy3807 3 жыл бұрын
10% interest rates too
@claucemicro1080
@claucemicro1080 4 жыл бұрын
Nice turn of events, the hitman had no redemption, even when he was dying he wanted to finish the job even if it meant asking his new friend to suicide.
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 4 жыл бұрын
@@lisawines98 Maybe don't read the comments before you watch the video? This is kinda on you.
@enderman5423
@enderman5423 3 жыл бұрын
@@pluto3194 I do that all the time, I just don't reply much
@The3Storms
@The3Storms 2 жыл бұрын
Best I can come up with is dedication to duty? Maybe if the office knew they’d have made him employee of the month 😂
@dutchvanderlinde8474
@dutchvanderlinde8474 3 жыл бұрын
When he couldn't dig and the music stopped I died
@100straight5
@100straight5 3 жыл бұрын
This situation is hilarious and serious at the same time Also depressing
@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1
@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@doitsuduck8049
@doitsuduck8049 4 жыл бұрын
i love how they’re just so chill about it and how the guy asked if he’s ok after he threw up 💀
@cheeleen_gaming
@cheeleen_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, haha
@farhanfamim763
@farhanfamim763 8 ай бұрын
Thumbnail and the title totally misguided me. I was expecting the story to be dark, but it was so light hearted. Good content 😂👌🏻
@tcmonkeycow
@tcmonkeycow 3 жыл бұрын
4:36 "Can you hold it?" "Well, since my hands are duct taped to this shovel, you might need to"
@_NicoIsNotHere_
@_NicoIsNotHere_ 3 жыл бұрын
The wheeze i just let out-
@hbm7350
@hbm7350 Жыл бұрын
“Can you help me?”😂😂😂
@ChazFuego
@ChazFuego 3 жыл бұрын
That was definitely the longest piss I’ve ever witnessed 😂
@kingofallgodzillas9901
@kingofallgodzillas9901 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@robertspinks9984
@robertspinks9984 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy wee.
@goldencomedy4377
@goldencomedy4377 3 жыл бұрын
How many pisses HAVE you witnessed hmm?
@Jak0467
@Jak0467 3 жыл бұрын
@@goldencomedy4377 some folks have been NCOs in the military where piss tests happen often enough to need NCOs to witness flow for integrity. I have seen alot more dicks in piss action than I thought I ever would.
@Rithsomware
@Rithsomware 3 жыл бұрын
They were just creating Bruhh moment
@princeoppong1890
@princeoppong1890 3 жыл бұрын
"SCOTT STIRLING, the man, the legend!!!" Nice to see this guy here😂😂
@condokids4185
@condokids4185 4 жыл бұрын
I hope when I too get kidnapped by a hitman he will be this cool.
@meaks.0
@meaks.0 4 жыл бұрын
then he dies
@sophierenda9399
@sophierenda9399 4 жыл бұрын
"When?"
@bertie9653
@bertie9653 3 жыл бұрын
@@sophierenda9399 children bruh, children
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 жыл бұрын
Same and then he dies
@sunshineprincess8101
@sunshineprincess8101 3 жыл бұрын
Why would you even want to be kidnapped 😕
@sizzlinplate9501
@sizzlinplate9501 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, the hitman was very dedicated to his job
@Will99371
@Will99371 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The hit man was never meant to kill the guidance counselor. The group that the hit an was apart of wanted him gone but had a strict set of rules that included not being allowed to kill one of your own, so they intentionally sent the hit an after the guidance counselor knowing the counselor would create an emotional bond with the hitman, an ability he had attained from years of counseling, and cause him to die from a serious accident. Therefore the group bypassed its own rules to kill the hitman.
@ray2shifty769
@ray2shifty769 3 жыл бұрын
That’s deep mate
@osmanabdinur1055
@osmanabdinur1055 3 жыл бұрын
Nice one👌
@jorislemoine1488
@jorislemoine1488 3 жыл бұрын
In Dutch we have a saying: "if you dig a hole for someone else, you are sure to fill in it yourself." This felt refreshingly opposite.
@EmKatona
@EmKatona 3 жыл бұрын
We have that in hungarian too. He who digs a pit for others falls in himself.
@ddodovmmvvm4597
@ddodovmmvvm4597 3 жыл бұрын
@@vindexworld4636 ja zeker
@JaspreetSingh-hb2mr
@JaspreetSingh-hb2mr 3 жыл бұрын
looks like this saying is a globally accepted phenomenon, we have something similar in India to
@familypatel9553
@familypatel9553 3 жыл бұрын
Je khado khode te pade in Gujarati
@restinpeacekobe2411
@restinpeacekobe2411 3 жыл бұрын
I mean technically you can wait for rain and itll fill it in by itself....
@shakewell42
@shakewell42 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the peeing wasn’t a sound effect.
@714w8
@714w8 3 жыл бұрын
Your joke sucks mate
@RandmAnimal
@RandmAnimal 3 жыл бұрын
@@714w8 no u on his behalf
@RigzisRoman
@RigzisRoman 3 жыл бұрын
@@714w8 you are a joke
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 жыл бұрын
@@RigzisRoman Lmao
@hhnoyeet342
@hhnoyeet342 3 жыл бұрын
@@714w8 e
@greg-oq1xx
@greg-oq1xx 3 жыл бұрын
“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”
@b3at1
@b3at1 4 жыл бұрын
If I had to dig my own grave I wouldn't. What they gonna do? Kill me? Well then you'll have to dig the grave LMFAO outplayed
@Lua0x07
@Lua0x07 4 жыл бұрын
Probably torture
@mintmango10
@mintmango10 4 жыл бұрын
torture dude
@b3at1
@b3at1 4 жыл бұрын
@@mintmango10 Yeah but if they're forcing you to dig your own grave torturing is more work that they probably wouldn't bother with if they wouldn't even dig a grave for you
@Cykadelia
@Cykadelia 4 жыл бұрын
@@b3at1 Cutting someone multiple times is easier than digging a grave
@ryzerch2124
@ryzerch2124 4 жыл бұрын
@@b3at1 the reason they make you dig a grave is torture in itself. It's the only reason they make you do it
@Nat-jm9rq
@Nat-jm9rq 3 жыл бұрын
The beginning part would make a good car commercial.
@kingofallgodzillas9901
@kingofallgodzillas9901 3 жыл бұрын
"wait, before you kill me, I just want you to play RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. it's a game where you-"
@Nat-jm9rq
@Nat-jm9rq 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingofallgodzillas9901 haha that’s good
@brostrod
@brostrod 3 жыл бұрын
Dude's so calm when talking to the guy who's literally holding him at gunpoint and being forcing him to dig his own grave
@anthonyhettfilm6640
@anthonyhettfilm6640 4 жыл бұрын
Had the pleasure of screening this at our night - Forest Film Club. Great short.
@lynnpoint6395
@lynnpoint6395 3 жыл бұрын
"There's different types of shovels?!" Ha, ha, I had to laugh at that because the first thing I thought when I saw that shovel was what idiot filmmaker would have thought that was the type of shovel you used to dig a hole in the ground? But it turned out to be a little bit of film-making genius after all.
@paulsletten8985
@paulsletten8985 3 жыл бұрын
These two are so charismatic together. Love this.
@protoman1214
@protoman1214 3 жыл бұрын
Haha love it. It's always bugged me how this detail is always overlooked in movies and shows. As some one who has had to dig large fighting holes in the desert I can confirm that it is crazy hard work to dig a hole.
@Bobafe77a
@Bobafe77a 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a guidance counselor." LMFAO.
@cheeleen_gaming
@cheeleen_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
Good for you 🙂
@elephant1o123
@elephant1o123 3 жыл бұрын
@@cheeleen_gaming they were talking about the video...
@matthewlachance3362
@matthewlachance3362 3 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s why he was so comforting
@zele_gavin816
@zele_gavin816 3 жыл бұрын
"Middle school😐"
@bryankerbow7871
@bryankerbow7871 3 жыл бұрын
In this film right here ladies and gentlemen is why I am a subscriber to this channel. I discovered this channel a while back on an older KZbin account that I had and found myself watching short films for hours in my day they are all extremely entertaining and they all are very well produced and occasionally you see some very well-known actors and actresses in them. And on this KZbin account I'm going to subscribe as well
@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
"A man is forced to dig his own grave in the desert. But the ground is hard." *OOOF*
@InfiniteDimensionalRifts
@InfiniteDimensionalRifts 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks ya parrot
@thelongestsilverestjohn
@thelongestsilverestjohn 4 жыл бұрын
I hereby declare that the new word for spade is digging spoon, and the new word for spoon is eating spade
@DC-ct8tv
@DC-ct8tv 3 жыл бұрын
In linework, our one digging tool is called a spoon, look it up
@ZackMathissa
@ZackMathissa 3 жыл бұрын
@@DC-ct8tv can you actually use it to eat food?
@DC-ct8tv
@DC-ct8tv 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZackMathissa no its 12 feet tall
@ZackMathissa
@ZackMathissa 3 жыл бұрын
@@DC-ct8tv the one for semen?
@cheeleen_gaming
@cheeleen_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
Y e s 😆
@lindsayrose26
@lindsayrose26 2 жыл бұрын
Ive been watching creepy suspenseful shorts, i thought this was finna be serious im weakk😭😭💀 love this
@alexsparks5683
@alexsparks5683 3 жыл бұрын
So this is what henry zebrowski is doing when Mufon doesn’t need him to hunt aliens.
@chrisdefrange4365
@chrisdefrange4365 3 жыл бұрын
Had the same thought 😂
@ChickensAndGardening
@ChickensAndGardening 4 жыл бұрын
That was an entertaining 20 minutes! (13:56 video + reading the comments). I guess I would just run away and hope he's a bad shot. Which clearly he was.
@volk6019
@volk6019 4 жыл бұрын
lol u were trying to ricktoll people
@theophilos2368
@theophilos2368 4 жыл бұрын
@@volk6019 Kid, do you even know what a rickroll is?
@theophilos2368
@theophilos2368 4 жыл бұрын
@@mycat24 rickroll* lmao get it right eeeeeeeeee
@ilooklikeagorilla5106
@ilooklikeagorilla5106 4 жыл бұрын
@@theophilos2368 bruh
@Demoncarlie
@Demoncarlie Жыл бұрын
12:07 I was ready for him to look behind to reverse and accidentally drive over the hitman as he drove away 🤣🤣🤣
@briansanders2402
@briansanders2402 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that would have taken his chain after he died. Then pawn it off hopping it was real and pay some of the debt off or just keep it. No? Just me. Ok😂
@theanomaly2587
@theanomaly2587 4 жыл бұрын
Well its not like he needs it, right? If its has sentimental value to the dead guy, that's a different story. You bury it with him. But if he's just wearing it to look cool, then of course I'll take it.
@blacklight1104
@blacklight1104 3 жыл бұрын
I would've, but then again his homies and colleagues might recognize it so take note of that if you're planning to take something off a deceased.
@tbone551
@tbone551 3 жыл бұрын
and that dude still pissed himself when he died
@oldmansaturn972
@oldmansaturn972 3 жыл бұрын
This was so much different than what I thought it was going to be and I loved it so much more than I thought possible
@cocacolacan1550
@cocacolacan1550 4 жыл бұрын
If you can get friends with your kidnapper then you got some skills.
@robinpohl2702
@robinpohl2702 3 жыл бұрын
Stockholm syndrome works both ways, the longer you can keep them talking the more human you become to each other
@chupapi7620
@chupapi7620 3 жыл бұрын
@@robinpohl2702 thats not how Stockholm syndrome works
@robinpohl2702
@robinpohl2702 3 жыл бұрын
@@chupapi7620 fair enough it's two unrelated phenomena but still true
@ocnarf40
@ocnarf40 3 жыл бұрын
@@robinpohl2702 no, it's not stockholm sindrome, it's called being charismatic
@morgankenny3255
@morgankenny3255 4 жыл бұрын
wait let me get this straight. The bullet bounced off the shovel and then hit the hit man?
@zain6008
@zain6008 4 жыл бұрын
Slightly possible I guess not the part where the bullet goes back but the bullet getting bounced off is possible depending on the material of the shovel.
@idontevenknowanymore8602
@idontevenknowanymore8602 3 жыл бұрын
Richote
@roldancollado2321
@roldancollado2321 3 жыл бұрын
Shovels are usually made by titanium,theres now way a pistol can break through that.
@sajidurrahman8018
@sajidurrahman8018 3 жыл бұрын
Crazier things have happened
@Cyborgwasp
@Cyborgwasp Жыл бұрын
I recently dug a grave for my great dane, human size, seven feet deep. It took me around 3 hours, but i guess it depends on how fit you are (it is a heavy workout) and how the ground is. I am an average healthy young man, so i guess most people would take a few more hours. I guess that 8 hours or even 12 is not unrealistic.
@DL-xv9dm
@DL-xv9dm Жыл бұрын
At an old job of mine our posts digger was in the shop for a week so I had to dig out a bunch of 24" wide by 30" deep holes. Not huge holes but I had to dig so many of them. Worst week of that job
@libbybollinger5901
@libbybollinger5901 Жыл бұрын
Probably depends on the soil too. And of course, if you have an inadequate shovel, it’ll take longer.
@mubashir6729
@mubashir6729 4 жыл бұрын
It started serious, became really funny and ended in a dark way I did NOT expect(whyd the guy have to die)
@kingofallgodzillas9901
@kingofallgodzillas9901 3 жыл бұрын
Yea lol
@kingofallgodzillas9901
@kingofallgodzillas9901 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know who was gonna die OOOOF
@TwentySevenClubb
@TwentySevenClubb 4 жыл бұрын
when he said "your my best friend....." I felt that
@4be173
@4be173 3 жыл бұрын
6:20 how long was that piss like damn
@temujinkhagan5308
@temujinkhagan5308 4 жыл бұрын
"and that kids is how i met youre father" cursed comment day one
@reflexors1964
@reflexors1964 4 жыл бұрын
Bru
@maybeleggett1353
@maybeleggett1353 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, that was so wildly unfunny. Didn’t even exhale
@gamekrave5050
@gamekrave5050 4 жыл бұрын
@@maybeleggett1353 saying 'didn't even exhale' made me lmao
@zejdland
@zejdland 4 жыл бұрын
I mean don't give kids to the LGBTQ they need both parents
@Brocolli_Pizza
@Brocolli_Pizza 4 жыл бұрын
@@zejdland yeah cause parents never leave. So single parents don’t exist. Rightttt 2 parents
@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate description of how it feels being a guard in SCP:SL and getting reverse Stockholm Syndrome
@edie9158
@edie9158 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO b r u h
@clcwqhd
@clcwqhd 3 жыл бұрын
Lima Syndrome
@ragment
@ragment 3 жыл бұрын
@@clcwqhd Lima ba-
@BKlemm
@BKlemm 9 ай бұрын
Pretty fun finding a random sort film featuring Henry Zebrowski and by total accident at that
@amooddudestunes
@amooddudestunes 3 жыл бұрын
god i love henry zebrowski. he was perfect for this
@tylerjamesconway2137
@tylerjamesconway2137 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he is swell.
@xie-chan5939
@xie-chan5939 4 жыл бұрын
I was scared at first and then I got thrilled and then.... Lols.
@vladspellbinder
@vladspellbinder Жыл бұрын
First thought on seeing the shovel "Totally wrong type, you need a pointed one for digging." so glad it was brought up in the movie. Everything was great as well.
@Alex_Off-Beat
@Alex_Off-Beat 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me really appreciate the realism of Casino and Breaking Bad. Those characters always either had the holes dug in advance or they brought a whole crew of guys out to kill someone in the desert.
@grammar_shark
@grammar_shark Жыл бұрын
Yes, Breaking Bad. The show that is completely unrealistic in every other possible way.
@waffler-yz3gw
@waffler-yz3gw Жыл бұрын
@@grammar_sharkevery time someone talks about breaking bad theres always someone like you who decides to do.. this for some reason. gotta hate pessimists
@grammar_shark
@grammar_shark Жыл бұрын
@@waffler-yz3gw That agony you're feeling in your soul is the feeling of reality crushing the fantasy that Breaking Bad is a "really great show." Good? Sure. Great? Not at all.
@flakeyfilms5792
@flakeyfilms5792 4 жыл бұрын
I actually feel like the dude wants to really dig his own grave.
@nostrx3409
@nostrx3409 3 жыл бұрын
It was his fate lol
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 жыл бұрын
He wanted to die
@Izaakii
@Izaakii 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 the noise he made tho im weakkk
@karldiao5568
@karldiao5568 4 жыл бұрын
that actually happened here in my country sadly the ground is not hard and the guy really died... Edit: It happened here in philippines guys. Ps. I haven't noticed the replies cuz of school
@njts6862
@njts6862 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see the hole
@LifewithAQandWynter
@LifewithAQandWynter 4 жыл бұрын
Same he did die I feel really bad 😢😭
@flyhigh9944
@flyhigh9944 4 жыл бұрын
Karl Diao what country is this?
@xie-chan5939
@xie-chan5939 4 жыл бұрын
This gave me chills.
@eyecomeinpeace2707
@eyecomeinpeace2707 4 жыл бұрын
@@flyhigh9944 I think it was in Iceland.
@milan_gielis
@milan_gielis 3 жыл бұрын
I came looking for some quick entertainment But I found a masterpiece
@meatymaggot
@meatymaggot 3 жыл бұрын
*Just remember. This all started due to the ground being too hard.*
@airsoftkid112
@airsoftkid112 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll always show out for Henry Zerboski
@JC-ti9yc
@JC-ti9yc 3 жыл бұрын
Hes the MAN!
@charlotteopris1469
@charlotteopris1469 2 жыл бұрын
henry towmass yess HAIL YOURSELF
@noelhann5262
@noelhann5262 4 жыл бұрын
This was really good. I was expecting it to be just a simple comedy routine, and there was a fair amount of comedy in it, but it also really made me care about the characters.
@robh7800
@robh7800 Жыл бұрын
I like to think the mound they run over in the opening scene is another shallow grave made under the exact same circumstances (00:27)
@SL-mf4ve
@SL-mf4ve 4 жыл бұрын
Where my "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell" homies at.
@jesusman5112
@jesusman5112 4 жыл бұрын
was thinking the same thing. But is it really gary?
@clanbigger4
@clanbigger4 4 жыл бұрын
Ayooooo henry is such a good character actor
@mymas-altaccount7084
@mymas-altaccount7084 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@andrewnagy9174
@andrewnagy9174 3 жыл бұрын
First thing that went though my mind lmao
@bhurzumii4315
@bhurzumii4315 3 жыл бұрын
Now we know why Gary ended up in hell...
@cookiecrisp2416
@cookiecrisp2416 4 жыл бұрын
digging myself a grave digging myself a grave when the road gets tough ahead, you can just dig a grave and climb in instead no, don't go back to your comfortable bed you'll dig a grave with me yes, you'll dig a grave with me
@samantharubinstein2699
@samantharubinstein2699 3 жыл бұрын
MOMENTO MORI !!
@cookiecrisp2416
@cookiecrisp2416 3 жыл бұрын
@@samantharubinstein2699 glad someone got it❤
@samantharubinstein2699
@samantharubinstein2699 3 жыл бұрын
Cookiecrisp Ur comment made me smile, I miss them soo much ❤️❤️
@smellthel
@smellthel 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this film man. I feel like you can make a full movie about something like this.
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