BRITAIN'S WORST EVER CHRISTMAS DAYS OUT! - Digitiser

#Christmas #Worst #Holiday
In the first Digitiser Christmas Special of 2022, Biffo and Sanja look at some of Britain's worst ever Christmas attractions - from freaky Santas and rude elves, to scary Scrooges and depressing grottos. Unhappy Holidays, everybody!
Not for children!
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[@oddpodshow]

Great vid but I was very offended that sanja was laughing about the school shooting when all of us watching were not laughing about the school shooting.

[@joegallagherr]

I accidentally woke up my roomate by crying/laughing at this. She thought I was having a psychotic episode and honestly she could be right. Digi at its finest.

[@electricmoogaloo42]

“You won’t have your bowl of wet kale in bed” made my day 😂

[@mikepatterson1]

Merry Chris Mast time everyone.

[@SteveWonderspons]

I love that Monty keeps returning it’s so funny 😂

[@Jaws19show]

"Monty! Stop laughing at the school shooting!"

[@kitsunebaku-tapir2480]

Moral of the story don't lie to your kids about the merchant holiday Christmas. Just a few weeks ago a friend son found out that the tooth fairy was not real. Disappointed ask if Santa was real where is mom said no. He was so crushed that yelled what else have you been lie to me about and ran off to his room.

[@blafhoest]

Can't believe Sanja would laugh unashamedly at a school shooting. If it wasn't for Mr Biffo stepping in, this would've gone off the rails completely.

[@mrgideon666]

Back in 2014 Aberdare had Santa and his reindeer meet kids in town before taking a walk through a couple of streets, with the police keeping the roads clear. At the end, with a couple of hundred kids watching, Santa got bundled into a riot van and taken away. Cue kids crying in the streets and a public apology.

[@TheHyra]

my mum found a santa's grotto specifically for dogs on facebook, so naturally she's making me take my dog. I'll let you know what it was like.

[@rockchapelboy92]

I am in literal physical pain from laughing at the Monty bit. Funniest fucking thing I've seen in ages. This video has probably made me happier than anything I'll get as an actual Christmas present. <3

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

I've seen these kinds of attractions before and it always made me wonder how they even happen, it's almost like they get a bunch of Chernobyl mutants and give them 10 minutes to set up.

[@VirtuallyReality]

I bloody love Stevens. I hope Santa gets him a duty free bumper pack of B&H's.

[@smacksalad]

Look, I just get scared on a slide and I have to leave it somewhere.

[@VinceR3000]

'Santa's f-ing dead' had me in stitches

[@Iris_Studios]

One things for sure if Paul finds two identical spherical objects then they are going to become the eyes of a new character, love it!

[@gaijintendo]

The best thing about Baubleeyes is you can't see his eyes most of the time

[@chrisphobia]

Screaming laughing at you pair. I love it sooo much.

[@granitesilverwing]

With all these new eye-based characters, I think it's about time for the return of the true funny new digitiser character, Collin Choc-Eyes.

[@jaethemanchild]

I had a poo down a slide in a park when I was drunk. For anyone looking to poo down a slide in the future, you stand at the top of the slide, pull down the pants and grip onto the handles to stop yourself falling into your bowelswamp. Hope this helps.