Dilbert - The Trial - Prison Efficiency

[@whelpd]

Only Dilbert could turn a prison into a business; and make it profitable

[@viagra5207]

clearly you haven't heard of private prisons

[@colderplasma]

Prisons are basically slave labor. You don’t get more profitable than that.

[@Schcarraffone]

@@viagra5207 or businesses which is the same

[@sullivan4507]

Aged like wine

[@gzoechi]

In real life there would be a pointy-haired boss who would ruin everything

[@consolemaster]

"Now, I'm going to need 4 million candy bars"

[@crusaderanimation6967]

"Echh no problem "

[@nicholasdruce5346]

Spoons

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

How did they…

[@mikedawolf95]

Tony seems like a pretty chill guy, he seems to like to be the drawing board

[@benjaminwinnick1051]

And if we can further ferment the toilet-wine, we can dissolve that limestone with vinegar.

[@terrancestein7746]

Thats smart.

[@HolloMatlala1]

This is why some of you must never BE sent to Prison or Criminal underground world

[@delvin0965]

I hate how the boss caused destruction and death and had Dilbert sent to jail. But I can’t deny that I’m enjoying the prison business scenario.

[@FleurCross-wd9sm]

Dilbert is the thinking man's Jean Valjean.

[@swissagent]

WOW! We need Dilbert for creating job and turning every Prison into a legal profitable business. :-)

[@SaintSaint]

Yeah... unfortunately every prison job is "legal and profitable" because the labor is unexpensed/enslaved and the costs are footed by the taxpayers. But I agree... it would be nice if they actually could keep some substantial measure of that money for savings once they had served their time. Then recidivism would be more muted. I think that's what you're driving at. We have to be precise when we speak to our legislators. Legislators aren't evil, but we the public are very stupid/lazy and often don't/"can't" testify at committee or handwrite a message to our representatives. TLDR: Stop imprisoning people for dumb things in the USA. Stop profiting from their labor. Source: I was a programmer for my state's Department Of Corrections. Now I work as a programmer for Legislature.

[@SaintSaint]

Also.... lobbyists are sometimes quite evil. Yeah. You need to at least TRY to compete with them. Politicians don't need to be bought, because it's cheaper to trick them.

[@brianthesilenthouseeunuchs5459]

Dilbert wants to bring the gold standard to prison

[@cityhawk]

So does that mean that Dilbert was a closet Republican?

[@fernandothatsonofabitch]

​@cityhawk all Republicans are closeted until they get caught at a gay bar or with their paid femboy, of course

[@LukaJeremic-jz5fw]

this is peak comedy

[@Sephlock]

Won't the guards get suspicious when the prisoners start crinkling due to all the candy bar wrappers under their shirts :P?

[@BalooUriza]

You can do all that without a potato?

[@ianfinrir8724]

You can even do it with potatoes

[@HolloMatlala1]

1:40 The Stock Market....😂😂😂😂

[@stevenwagner-rx7ew]

We need Dilbert in all prisons

[@IrishBagel07]

dilbert ftw

[@bisbeejim]

Is the cost of escape tools an elastic or inelastic demand?

[@BaconDragon-yr5vf]

Given the close deadline for the escape and the product being a essential part of the deadline I would say it's elastic

[@callmewumple]

1:10 bruhhhh his face 😂😂😂😂

[@Remoniq]

Now this is what I call comedy!

[@perfacetus]

Is it just me or does 'Tino' sound a little like Robert De niro?

[@kerryedavis]

That's nothing. In Futurama, Hermes Conrad the Bureaucrat, figured out how to operate a whole mining operation with just one Australian.

[@TomaszWinnicki]

PRISON CRYPTO... LOL! I watched this clip like 50 times now. I thought it was funny when I watched it on TV 20+? years ago and I think it's even more funny (+true) today. That ending... "no problem" LOL! Brilliant, totally fucken brilliant.

[@HolloMatlala1]

The best Comment Ever....after this I now understand Crypto Valuations

[@sampersonguy5337]

I am not a huge dilbert fan but this one’s pretty good

[@SergeantExtreme]

Depends on whether or not they, or corporations, outsourced. Markets work, but only if you keep them local. Otherwise, the market will self adjust and degrade the quality of the super standard, while simultaneously increasing the quality of the inferior standard. Long story short, America is rapidly becoming a 3rd world country.

[@acewmd.]

You said this 8 years ago and you were right.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@acewmd. It's just basic economics. Anyone could have figured this out.

[@acewmd.]

@@SergeantExtreme thanks captain obvious. Was it strange to find a reply on a nearly decade old comment?

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@acewmd. I'm not going to lie, it kinda was.

[@griffinoleary1694]

@@SergeantExtreme return of the king

[@StralockJenkins]

@whelpd You forget Andy Dufrane.

[@RaimundoPAM]

@FogiTofu it would not be easyer cause that soil has no cohesion and the tunnel wouldnt be sustainable without a framing structure! ;)

[@EJAXK13]

He really put the organize in organized crime.

[@TheHuntermj]

Only 1 year left till the escape!

[@HasekuraIsuna]

2125 is next year? The 21st century sure flew past me

[@TheHuntermj]

​@@HasekuraIsuna I misheard him lol

[@wilowest3509]

Now Dilbert has been cancelled it's prime time to start pumping out Dilbert again 👍 🖕💉💔☠️

[@lugcastillo]

Really hip-hop music in prison

[@notcardlinsytaccount1355]

that’s where it belongs

[@HolloMatlala1]

1:11 Now I understand Crypto its valuation #Context

[@HolloMatlala1]

1:40 The Stock Market....😂😂😂😂 #WhiteCollar #CripsNBloods💙❤

[@Aditya-f8t5z]

Love it, he turned it into a stock market 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰