Prompocalypse - Pt. 2 (Ep. 17) | Fantasy High

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In the thrilling conclusion, our teen adventurers fight for the future and make peace with the past.
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[@jacksonbland8793]

Headcanon! Elmville’s police department is so inept because they’ve been mind wiped so many times by Aguefort

[@CryoXerxes]

So with this!!!! Either that or all the police were from mumple or some of the other minor schools, and anyone that would be competent as a police officer in Elmville that went to Augefort just stayed being Adventurers instead of being cops.

[@yuvalne]

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[@loseftheman9474]

@@CryoXerxes except for Sklonda

[@CryoXerxes]

@@loseftheman9474 valid but she is also not a native to elmville

[@loseftheman9474]

@@CryoXerxes You are right

[@elinagrooman6301]

"Your mother cut my eye out of my head and I dropped to one knee on the spot," is peak enemies to lovers.

[@taakotuesdays]

fucking speedrun

[@fairlyregretful]

Elizabeth Powell everything about this comment from the delivery to the pfp. god bless this mess

[@bagels_of_darkness9891]

I imagine “Any last words, Seacaster?” “Marry me, I will find a ring worthy of you.”

[@awaterbottle5978]

timestamp?

[@rosyghosty]

1:05:35

[@moffie-moff5044]

Having all of the party’s parents getting together is infinitely funnier than any of the main characters dating. They’re all like, one step away from being step siblings at this point, it’s hilarious

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[@MrInstinctGamer]

Gorgug failing every insight on every single NPC in the campaign up until he rolls a NAT 20 on his actual dad at the very end is pure fucking unscripted magic. The dice always have a plan, the dice know all for better or for worse.

[@tysondennis1016]

The dice gods make the plans, as I say.

[@zabithaluth3527]

It could be that they planned to have his actual dad be whoever he rolled in that 20 on

[@taylorfilm]

@@zabithaluth3527nah he rolled a nat 20 on the police guy and he just got dunked on. “you look so familiar….. you’re that freak kid gorgug right?” absolutely hilarious

[@anaischampignon4455]

"Professor Aeugfort... Are you my dad?" "I was about to ask you the same thing." THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON MY OWN BREATH WTF IT'S SO BONKERS

[@CryoXerxes]

My absolute favorite "Are you my Dad?" Bit

[@FinetalPies]

You never know with Chronomancy

[@mistamemewide]

...it reminds me of the theory that Dumbledore is just future Ron with the Time Turner.

[@dayalasingh5853]

Timestamp?

[@kayla4769]

@@dayalasingh5853 around 53:21 :)

[@fawkes9718]

Fig: loves being a bard Also Fig: absolutely refuses to attend bard class

[@FunnyFany]

In her defense, music theory is really dense.

[@e.hhampsen4508]

UGH! Don't you just, like, KNOW the arts education kills, like, CREATIVITY?! ugh, normie (bc this is the internet obligatory jk)

[@spacetearable]

Psh, she attends the class of LIFE, MAN!

[@Tmanowns]

It's probably why she only knows like, 2 basslines.

[@christopherbacon1077]

Still think she should multiclass with Barbarian. It's the metal way.

[@adamb1117]

I love that Fabian immediately shoots down the idea of his mom dating Galear but is willing to spend his entire summer at war with elves in order to date his friend's sister

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Candytuft-CookingPan]

Like mother like son.

[@RatLady-mv3lx]

He has priorities

[@user-mq9ge1lq9w]

Truly a Chad

[@pallasproserpina4118]

Bill Seacaster: “Put the tanks in the front and the healers behind them” Kristen: *jumps into Kalvaxis’s mouth*

[@greypeer2148]

To be fair, war clerics/damage based clerics are OP

[@KatzIzzbored]

I think Ally thought they'd proc Spirit Guardians on every legendary action, seeint as they did ask on the next three. If that was the intention, it's not the worst idea in the world

[@AmateurCow]

Yeah in the only campaign I've played yet one of my friends stopped playing so for remaining time of summer camp I had the time of my life as Lady Gelato The neutral good cleric. Also she was very OP

[@mjthecat7346]

😂

[@Goldenheart_345]

TECHNICALLY Clerics are tanks :)

[@Ramonerdna]

Lou's reaction to Arthur being black is PRICELESS

[@nicholasmartin6526]

Timestamp 13:27

[@Ramonerdna]

@@nicholasmartin6526 Thank you

[@Ramonerdna]

Rewatching this I feel like Lou was one second away from saying 'My nigga'

[@nicholasmartin6526]

@@Ramonerdna Your welcome.

[@applethedm3233]

Yo I felt the same way when I saw his art! I was like wow he reminds of like every old black man in my family 😂

[@raggedcoffee9455]

I love how Ally was supposed to ask why bad things happen to good people in the void but instead asked about sex

[@jetvulcan2020]

it makes so much sense Kisten Applebees a teenage with raging teenage hormones' from a religious family that told her she would know about sex only when she was married. repression plus hormones meet a larger world, other questions come to the forefront.

[@alecLogan]

She technically got that question across with “Why/Who?” first, so I mean, asking about sex as a followup tracks. misremembered, but it seems those did get that question across after that one.

[@aldlkj]

that was the moment I remembered "oh yeah Shit they're teenagers"

[@willlavine1105]

she evolved?

[@christophercampa6777]

I really didn't understand how that contributed to the story. She asked the wrong question. I would have stuck with bad things happening to good people, tbh.

[@newageoutlaw]

The fact Brennan literally improvised almost everything because nobody thought to ask about the goddamn watch they took from Aelwyn shows how skilled he is.

[@SirQuack-mi9sz]

Yes srsly how tf did no one bother with that He literally said in his speech that Chronomancy (the manipulation of the fabric of time itself) is (was and will be) the most powerful magic of all Srsly this was so chaotic and it made for such fun characters

[@aceknightgaming1542]

I kept losing my shit on why they never used that powerful artifact to escape the cops or something, they literally wasted so much time in jail.

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Fucking forgot about that watch thing myself, can't blame them

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[@evanc.1591]

​@@SirQuack-mi9szHonestly, I don't blame them that much. That line from Aguefort seemed like a throwaway bit of flavor text in the moment, there no way I would've remembered or written a note about it.

[@andrewpandrew7786]

The tornado coming back to Bill Seacasters funeral was the greatest call back for me.

[@annarajala578]

Oh my god I absolutely died, especially when Fabian started having a conversation with it

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@bluejay-7299]

The tornado is one of the funniest bits, hands down

[@FA.9000]

I did not get that part, what's up with the tornado?

[@markbo3251]

Bill Seacaster told Fabian that a tornado was part of his crew for a while and that Bill had paid him vast sums of money for his aid.@@FA.9000

[@charlesarthurbrennan5215]

The fact Kristen's little brother said, "You gonna fight a dragon?" in the first episode and they do indeed end up fighting and killing (as well as... devouring...) a dragon in the final episode supplies me with *so* much serotonin.

[@radiantbluewolf7436]

Me too

[@darthnahte6787]

I completely forgot about that

[@DirtyLillNeo]

This man knows how to tie together a LEGENDARY story. Big props to the DM

[@kayla4769]

@@DirtyLillNeo dude brennan is an insane dm and just so amazing at improv, its honestly mind blowing

[@Glmorrs1]

@@darthnahte6787 So did I! Damn, Brennan should teach classes on how to DM.

[@discopidgeon9976]

Kalvaxus: **is the literal apocalypse** Riz: I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

[@nubbyboi6523]

HELLO My name is Riz Gukgak You killed my father Prepare to be eaten 💀

[@lonelyboy9852]

That was literally what i was thinking as Riz killed that over grown lizard.

[@chirag1764]

LMAOO

[@Maniac4Bricks]

Kristen's burning question Episode 2: "Why does God allow suffering in the world?" Kristen's burning question Episode 17 and finale: "Who can I bone?"

[@thestranger954]

Mood.

[@bofurlong8944]

Ngl, that kind of mirrored my slow coming out experience from age 15 to 24

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Violaphobia]

Some people aren’t that deep 🤷‍♀️

[@albertoluizreyes1584]

now that's character development 👌🏽

[@summer2011leggo]

Brennan *puts down Arthur Aeugfort mini* Lou : “Is Arthur Aeugfort black?” Brennan :”Yes!” Lou:”Hell yes!” 😁😁😁

[@mixmastermind]

I laughed for like 3 minutes straight. I had to pause the video

[@j-plm1030]

@@mixmastermind 13:40 for those who wanna see its so wholesome

[@TheKidblazer1]

i just keep rewinding

[@morelikegayattorney7099]

"My brother!" mooooddddd

[@lesbianspacecadet]

Literal beginning of the series: “he has this _-very-_ dark skin”

[@thisischriswright]

Bill Seacaster, Captain of a galleon made from the stretched carcass of a red dragon, manned by a crew of infernal zombie pirates, sailing across a sea of lava to plunder the treasures of Hell’s princes is the most metal shit I've ever heard in my entire life. Fucking awesome.

[@Lancastrianer]

i just added the 666th upvote to this comment and im kinda proud of myself, for making this even more metal :D

[@austinsadler1403]

I absolutely lost it at "oh paPA are you turning him into a ship?"

[@lorenzovecchia1579]

The dragon (and I add this just because it's more metal) is alive and very unhappy about being a ship

[@vuelle9816]

The stretched carcass of a **living** red dragon

[@armanhammer]

Well, Goldenhoard is immune to fire damage, so it makes a lot of sense.

[@_viridium_]

"If you choose to care, then the universe cares" is a an amazing line. Brennan knows how to hit us with just straight up raw wisdom.

[@jackthorton10]

Caring is sharing after all

[@laineylarsen245]

It's the philosophy degree

[@unholylemonpledge9730]

Sounds like a fake deep platitude

[@bookuroooverwatch161]

Damn really wish kristen played a more serious role in that scene. What a shame

[@samrowley3927]

I wanted to see the comments while listening, I scrolled over this at the same time he said it.

[@xdecatron2985]

As a longtime DM myself, watching Brennan take an unexpected Nat 20 and improvising a scene that tied up loose ends from session one, completed Kristen’s story arc and completely justified a long rest mid-final boss, this man is my hero. Also, how did you finally get tears from me with that Gorbag scene? So good.

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[@margaridabaptista3712]

He took about a minute to recalibrate after Ally's amazing roll and came up with one of the most satisfying narratives ever 😂 that's amazing writing right there

[@gabrielwallis5628]

Yh that was ridiculous!, I love my DM but jesus christ that was next level.

[@albertoluizreyes1584]

he even made a callback to sklonda needing to go grocery shopping when they are kalvaxis! 😮

[@federicopena8664]

how would the story have ended if that dind't happend?

[@alexanderroberts9373]

HE FOUND HIS DAD. WITH A NAT 20!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@miriamrosemary9110]

Couldn't believe it!!!! Such terrible and hilariously bad insight rolls for the entire campaign, and for the resolution he gets a nat 20 XD

[@sophiabarnett7045]

I’m crying

[@astrono815]

I couldn’t stop smiling oml

[@daniellins4114]

@@miriamrosemary9110 that's the best thing about D&D: the whole course of the story changed because of these nat 20s

[@aldlkj]

"you just gotta keep asking" KSHDKDHFKFHFKDH

[@rimurutempest4945]

It’s freaking poetic how, the goblin who has been having the worst luck, would turn it around and end Kalvaxis

[@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

it's inCREDIBLE

[@MarkEdwardRom]

@@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy inconceivable!

[@markcampos2735]

You mean Murph

[@1206549]

His luck was okay-ish throughout the game, not the best but okay until he rolls for the cops

[@hamiltoneu]

Where's the spoiler warning?

[@Raven_Leblanc]

I'm SO HAPPY that Riz was the one that got the killing blow. After an entire session of bad rolls, he more than deserves to get revenge for his father!

[@Candytuft-CookingPan]

Fr dude after those SEVERAL messed up cop rolls. Kills the dragon, cops arrive, and they promptly scare off the cops!

[@Raktoner]

Brennan: "Hallariel says at the funeral, 'I don't think I'll ever see another man like Bill again.' She looks over, you see Gilear sa--" Lou: "NO, NO--"

[@dearlynightshade7541]

1:13:11 is the time stamp

[@nope8741]

"No- No, mamá, no. Mamá. Mamá no!" "I will kill this man. I will _happily_ kill this man."

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@matthewletexier]

When Brennan was introducing gorgugs dad I thought for sure he was gonna say "I'm looking for my son, he's a half orc." Then a pause and " his name is Rog"

[@MorinehtarTheBlue]

While that would have been funny I would have hated a loose end such as that. The fact that his dad was also asking people if they were his son is so much better.

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

Or heck, Gorgug and Rog as brothers lmao Wait they kissed- *Nevermind.*

[@theowltalk8039]

Steve Pritchard well that never mattered in star wars

[@shifusdad]

@@theowltalk8039 best part of the saga ngl

[@HEX_17]

*ragh

[@aardsuntamed2731]

I want a full campaign about the world in Adine's jacket

[@PolBear15]

Unsleeping City my mans

[@rosemacqueen5172]

Aards Untamed I was just thinking that! It would such a cool side quest for them to do

[@Ginini-xi8fx]

Pol Bear is it actually?

[@spudsbuchlaw]

@@PolBear15 wait fr?

[@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550]

that jackets a mind fuck man, dude lived a half life

[@GabrielDCambe]

ally asking for a nat 20 to be alive is probably the most crazy moment of the campaign, but Lou reaction when we see arthur gets me every time

[@stephenmoody8006]

That was the tangent Brennan needed to give them another fair shot. It was a beautiful feat of improvisational storytelling.

[@danielburgess5864]

fun fact: according to the death saving throw rules, throwing a nat 20 on a death saving throw actually does bring you up to one hitpoint.

[@TehBuggy]

13:28 For anyone else looking for it 😂 One of my favourite Lou moments, but there have been many! Daniel: I knew of that rule, but I think the reason it was so wild (I might be wrong) was because Ally was done rolling death saves and was stabilized, so there shouldn’t have been any rolling and it was just waiting. I think you’d need to get the Nat 20 before the first three successes are rolled. Either way super awesome!

[@AvereeChaloupka]

I thought Brennan was going to treat the Nat 20 mechanically like a successful Divine Intervention role, since the probability is similar, but I like what happened instead.

[@risingphoenix5618]

I love how Murphy getting bad rolls ties into Riz’s plot of having to deal with how nasty the world can be, but despite the bad rolls he gets the final blow on the dragon. It really fit his character.

[@borosdavidattila]

Kind of sad that he didnt do it with his father's gun tho

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[@moonrabbit3228]

As well as the whole goblin thing! He worked hard for it.

[@Poli.Zygotikk]

Murphys character is my favorite, Riz has so many amazing moments and not to mention "The Ball" is such a cool nickname.

[@Ratigan2]

I hope Brennan didn't force it for the plot

[@raven1586]

Group: Kristen we died last fight because you got knocked out early, protect yourself Kristen: Lubes up and jumps inside of a dragon's mouth

[@UnionParkPlumbing]

Exactly what I thought!

[@dylancrouch273]

Worst cleric ever

[@randomonlineuser6401]

@@dylancrouch273 *best cleric ever*

[@Platypi_ART]

@@randomonlineuser6401 Berst Cleric Ever

[@mitchellellicott1787]

Didn't think it could get worse than when she tried to get stuck in the deadly video games but she out does herself in every episode.

[@alexandra485]

You know Gorgug might be social awkward but he is the only one who managed to get a girlfriend

[@nekrouni8497]

What about Kristen?

[@vee8101]

Jordan Rodriquez I don’t think Tracker and Kristen were officially dating until Dimension 20 live. Might be wrong tho

[@luisarmander]

AND a boyfriend

[@All54321]

You saying this makes me think. No PC character is dating a boy. That’s just something to note about this whole thing, and it’s interesting. Also I think Kristen and Tracker are together, in some way anyways. Maybe not completely together, but at least getting there.

[@monomakesmecrystill1252]

@@All54321 Kristen and Fig both have gf's later on , Adaine and Riz are single , Fabian may or may not be with Adaine's sister and Gorgug is with Zelda, Rog was dating some elven dude too as far as I remember

[@halcyon_echo42]

Fabian telling his Mom to do something and not just be a thing in his house was Such a good role playing moment and it made the last bits about why Bill married her so much more impactful!

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[@addymant]

The look of genuine confusion on Zac's face at "I was about to ask you the very same thing" kills me.

[@Z.A.N.E]

"Everything in this world is bullsh*t Miss Abernant. Understanding how is the key." -Arthur Aeugefort

[@Sylar-upd4t3]

Changed my whole life, before my motto was, “I feel the same whether she finishes or not” now it’s this.

[@pc-d8050]

@@Sylar-upd4t3 Jesus dude

[@pointynoodle]

Love that Ally has a crisis of faith immediately after creating her religion

[@pointynoodle]

@Is me ? By "love" I meant "hate"

[@dizon8629]

If you think about it making something often ruins the fun of a thing

[@NZsaltz]

@Is me ? *Them

[@NZsaltz]

@Is me ? No problem!

[@phoenixm4678]

@@pointynoodle Hey btw I'm pretty sure Ally uses They/Them pronouns???

[@mothical2750]

The story of Bill marrying the woman who bested him and revealing how his eye was removed (which is a big part of his and Fabian's characters and arcs) is so cool and honestly romantic. I love how Brennan thought out into the details or either decided that on the spot, it's beautiful

[@halcyon_echo42]

AGH! Yes, that is so incredibly on brand for the whole Seacastor family!!

[@mrbibs350]

Fabian’s mom was also a pc in another game that Brennan played

[@awsomewebkinzgirl]

@@mrbibs350 which game??

[@shadowknight6501]

@@mrbibs350 WHICH GAME DONT LEAVE US HANGING

[@adalindenau5035]

@@mrbibs350 WHICH GAME PLEASE WE HAVE TO KNOW

[@elijahh2220]

"I'd like to action surge and attack him _four_ times." Ah, fighters.

[@jackthorton10]

Laughing at the face of death… and making a mockery of morality… such is the way of the a lustrous fighter

[@Ardorstorm]

At only level 4! Incredible

[@jackthorton10]

@@dandytigger7858 Agreed, Mr Trigger

[@ilovecairns5181]

@@Ardorstorm level 24?

[@avilessure7641]

Aguefort is the best use of the murder hobo D&D stereotype I've ever seen

[@cameronpolite2199]

Strategical murder hoboing

[@CryoXerxes]

He is true Chaotic Neutral. Not a complete asshole but complete batshot crazy

[@Eadwulf_Skald]

@@CryoXerxes Considering every wizard I've ever played acts the same way I can't argue with this. What good is almost limitless power if the person handling it acts responsibly.

[@frozenyogurth]

Augefort really said "murderhobo factory" and made Augefort Academy

[@Eadwulf_Skald]

@@frozenyogurth It's the only logical outcome if you would make this kind of academy in real life. A bunch of children being taught how to be adventurers? They will be murder hobos

[@TimdeVisser86]

So, we've all made peace with the fact that Jawbone definitely had to go to the bathroom inside the Dragon, right?

[@dominiksilberhammer5093]

I absolutely forgot about that part! Thanks for reminding XD

[@ktoliman]

He's gonna s*it in his mouth!

[@sabrinab7974]

Yup

[@MorinehtarTheBlue]

Twelve hours stuck in a dragon's mouth. It kind of had to happen. Thanks for pointing it out.

[@WeDwellinaFiefdom]

How does the time magic work with that? Is nothing able to make contact until the freeze ends or?

[@DarknessTheNightFury]

I love how the two greatest moments "Friendship is Magic" and "Is Arther black?" are just back to back.

[@poseidonson13]

I love that Aguefort is essentially the avatar for chaotic, rule-of-cool DMs. He's obviously lead this incredible, ridiculous life as an Adventurer and everything he does is just him running with whatever bonkers idea he can come up with, while also facilitating the same for his students. There's a whole story going on in the background of this campaign where he kills himself, sneaks into heaven, and kidnaps the sun and we have no idea what that's even about.

[@mercymaddox]

"it doesnt take a nat 20 to tell you wilma's my mom and digby's my dad" SO precious.

[@elliecarlson2788]

Right?? I teared up!

[@Nemo.404]

And the drawing of them hugging him and all crying after he died and returned to life, that was too much for me, such a cute scene

[@TimdeVisser86]

09:44 Kristen just made Consent her religion and I can think of no more appropriate and meaningful an ending to this bonkers show.

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Consent, confirmation, affirmation. The tenants of Yes!

[@EthalaRide]

if you see the dimension 20 live at the bell house (college humor put the video on youtube) Kristen and Tracker talk about Yes! and end up coming to the idea that Kristen loves questions and the exploration of more, so she changes it to "Yes?" instead of "Yes!" lol.

[@TimdeVisser86]

@@EthalaRide I loved that as well.

[@enderesting]

You can also interpret it as the Patron Saint of Improv Comedy, "Yes and..."

[@TimdeVisser86]

@@enderesting OF COURSE

[@Shadowolf1181]

Me before time skip : Man jawbone has lived a super interesting life Me after time skip : Did he just take a casual 8 hour snooze inside a dragon mouth? Jawbone truly has lived a life worthy of a book.

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[@josephbartolomeo6240]

Actually it was probably longer not much to do in there

[@avahartwell3985]

Brennan's speech from the source of divinity is absolutely stunning and nuianced and deep. "People are fractal images of the universe" and "bad things happen to good people because things happen all the time" are wonderful.

[@Drekromancer]

Well said. It's times like this when Brennan's philosophy degree really shows. What a wonderful man.

[@Summyer]

What time stamp???

[@avahartwell3985]

@@Summyer the scene starts at 6:20 :)

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[@JessyCausey]

Jeez the whole bringing it back around to the chronomancy speech from the first episode in what was basically a rant from a mad man was just perfect. My lord. Brennan is top tier

[@kendallliverpool7601]

MAGIC IS MAGIC! LOVE IS LOVE

[@theorycrafters7281]

So great

[@Droucko]

And all of that fucking on the spot, because of that insane nat 20 revive!

[@lukeedwards6027]

I KNEW that was going to come back around, I mean, why else would he say that.. I totally had it wrong on the how, I thought it would be a time traveling thing. I’m not finished with the episode so who knows lol

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@Droucko Part of me wonders if Brennan was going to introduce the heaven segment anyway as soon as the party wiped. It seems like an awful lot to come up with on the spot, especially plot related stuff.

[@tinyybiceps]

Spoiler; Riz eating the dragon is the embodiment of the phrase "eat the rich"

[@themadhacker9376]

"i have leftovers" mmmmmm, dragon meatloaf anyone?

[@dodantheboss]

too bad that Gorgug the raw meat eater didnt have some...

[@ethanrichter3268]

I'm more surprised there is a phrase like that

[@armleg]

@Ethan Richter It’s an anti-capitalist statement about how the working class should overthrow and claim the property of the wealthy. Plus, they taste very rich.

[@Eadwulf_Skald]

@@ethanrichter3268 It was supposedly a quote from Jean-Jacques Rousseau. The full quote is "When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich".

[@RuckalltheFules]

"I don't know how long it's gonna take me but I'm gonna eat YOU, bitch!" I can't even begin to explain how hard it was not to cheer while listening to this at work. At some parts i did and was no ashamed about laughing aloud.

[@Drekromancer]

The Gukgak family goes so hard.

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

They’re bad bvtches

[@logans.7932]

“Reckless Shred” is such a fun way to give a unique ability to a Bard who spent like a year doing nothing but learning how to be a Barbarian lol. Killer series, onto Unsleeping City before season 2 lol

[@elliecarlson2788]

Woah I didn’t realize it was homebrew! That is cool!!

[@Galin1993]

Kristen: Can I roll a nat 20 and see if i come back DM *in disbelief that it'll happen*: Sure *Does the Nat 20* DM: *Surprise Pikachu face*

[@giualonso]

I laughed so hard at this I had to stop the video

[@rosapaga1776]

Brennan really didnt expect that

[@liquidzen906]

The odds of calling a nat 20 are insane and its happened twice in this campaign lmfao

[@rosapaga1776]

@@liquidzen906 oh well, the lucky ones are us viewers that could see such bullshit in action lol

[@biba1baba2buba3]

I'm still not convinced they didn't fake that bit... I mean the party was pretty much finished and it was right at a time they would end a session. So it was pretty 'convenient' What happens if they lose a fight? Do you just "retry from checkpoint"?

[@corneliastreet2491]

I love how Fig ended up with the most parents and stepparents 😂 She’s got her mon Sandra Lynn and her man Jawbone, her dad Gilear and Fabian’s mom, her biological dad Gortholax and Riz’s mom. She went from emo child of single parent to the most beloved child on the planet and I love that for her.

[@Jonathan331]

Dude, you have 666 likes and I hope no one touches it. Hail Gortholax. lol

[@ianhammock4564]

She also has the most siblings, with Jawbone being the guardian of the Abernant sisters, Tracker, and Kristen, Fabian through Gilear and Riz through Gorthalax. The only main character she isn't legally related to is Gorgug.

[@ruivru1939]

@@ianhammock4564 up for debate because uhmm what if Gortholax is his dad?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@Bet_On_Me]

Riz is Figs brother through Gorthalax Fabian is her brother though Gillear Aiden was adopted by Jawbone, who ended up with Sandra-Lynn so she is her sister Kristen is dating Tracker who is Jawbones niece (secret daughter?) Gorgug is really the only one out of the loop, but he still has 2 pairs of loving parents and is one of her best friends

[@ConorMasterson]

In my head, Zelda tells her parents that she's heading out to a drunken orgy when she is actually hanging out with Gorgug listening to music.

[@songarakram]

Riz: A mystery thriller story about a goblin trying to save his friend and avenge his father. Kristen: A journey of self discovery and a plot to use her soul to destroy the world. Fabian: The dude who pulled off every single epic stunt in the series. Adaine: A tragic betrayal that set a war in motion. Fig: The insatiable Jr. Meanwhile Gorgug: Are u my dad?

[@Lesbofroggy]

Fabian: The dude who pulled of every single epic stunt in the series, but managed to fall over the cafetaria tables 😭💀😂

[@nubbyboi6523]

@@Lesbofroggy Hey wait a second don’t target Fabian that was a team effort

[@danielwade3753]

Wait does this mean fig has three moms and three dads now?

[@aliince9372]

...yes.

[@somedragonbastard]

Figueroth Faeth, collecter of parents

[@All54321]

This reminded me of a drawing I saw where Fig was exclaiming “step-sibs!” to Riz and Fabian. Riz was confused and Fabian was very against it. Thinking of that in context is interesting though...

[@dig8634]

And they're all great! Bill Seacaster is kinda involved too, but being dead makes that a bit weird.

[@justadumb8864]

She basically predicted Beverley Toegold.

[@zgblanche1815]

So is anyone gonna talk about how weirdly sweet the story behind Bill Seacaster and his wife was or

[@angus591]

I wonder why she has never been sober around Fabian?

[@jetvulcan2020]

@@angus591 I think its that she knew the love of her life was doomed to die and she would continue on it was probably the same for her son.

[@angus591]

@@jetvulcan2020 how do you know? Also, if she knew, why didn't she spend more time with her family

[@jetvulcan2020]

@@angus591 well first I said I think not that I know, but it's brought up a few times, Bill Seacaster brings it up in the first episode that he will get old but his wife will not. she brings it up in episode 6 while talking to Adaine about the fact that she married a human. as to why she would drink to avoid it, well that fits the high school movie nature of the show can't have to many active and involved parents with out issues.

[@the_exodusrex3385]

Timestamp?

[@brandonmurphy4539]

I’m glad Riz got the kill. I felt bad for him this whole series and his rolls

[@thunderofgr]

Riz spent this whole series getting dunked, slammed, thrown off roofs, trapped in crystals, and just getting beaten by these enemies. He couldn’t roll to bring his mom there. He couldn’t get the police. But in that last moment, when the entire end of the world was bearing down on him with the gaping maw that had consumed his own father, he found it within himself to grab his sword, and his father’s mighty gun and make the world right with one saving throw.

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

God I love this feral detective goblin boy

[@LunaBlitz]

I feel like Brennan probably held him at the point of death for Riz's turn to add to the story

[@Glund1991]

I’d love to have another episode with a breakdown of what was and wasn’t supposed to happen. Like what had Brennan imagined that never came to pass, and what happened organically that then changed the course of the campaign.

[@TheProffesor10]

jawbone and the ancom halflings were some of the best running jokes ive ever witnessed

[@mdomingo]

There's a fantasy high playlist with two more episodes on behind the scenes which may have that (haven't watched it bc I'm moving onto the next dimension 20 series asap but I'm sure they'll mention something)

[@BlackParade727]

As soon as he said "the greatest magic of all is chronomancy" the first time I immediately was like "that has to be a chekhov's gun" and committed it to memory, I'm so glad it came back

[@craigfakeaccount5244]

Honestly one of the funniest quotes of the whole season for me, and that was before I even knew how important it would be.

[@liamross340]

there’s so many brennan sets up stories so well and pays them off even better. Adaine’s first scene ever started with her father telling her the elves oracle died. Kirsten’s little brother asked if she was going to fight a dragon. and so much more

[@mistamemewide]

I mean, Chronomancy has always been Chekhov’s Gun in all forms of media

[@rheawelsh4142]

Are we even sure he was going to give payoff for that until ally got the nat 20? Pretty sure Arthur killing himself wasn't planned so

[@gracegaskell8068]

@@rheawelsh4142 see, that's what I thought, but then I remembered the poison tea...

[@voxtrini6921]

I binged this in 3 days and it has been such an incredible story, it even got me teary a handful of times

[@elkronnie6500]

I almost cried several times

[@faithhousel1985]

@@elkronnie6500 only almost?

[@aaronmott4866]

I have a bit of an advantage now, but with the additional 2 hours I am inside during the quarantine, I’ve gotten it in 2

[@evanlif9441]

me too!!

[@PHONEyah]

quarantine binge squad aaayyoo!

[@Sophie_D08]

Fig went from not having a dad and hating her mom, To having 3 moms and 3 dads that make her happy.

[@ericthebmo3433]

Wait how does she have three moms /gen

[@Sophie_D08]

@@ericthebmo3433 she has her biological dad, her biological mom, her dad who raised her, her dad’s girlfriends, and her moms boyfriend.

[@logandanielson7691]

Arthur is my favorite maniac. "I dont know who that is, but i shall make him vice princiapal! ... a lunch lad? How festive!"

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

Is it petty that I was really hoping to hear that Adaine's father lost his ambassadorship and was charged with treason for inciting a war under false pretenses?

[@josiahklein70]

Not quite. Almost, but not quite.

[@piequals314]

Nope, it would've been only fair lol

[@sabrinab7974]

Extremely petty but I’m fucking here for it😂

[@lorenzovecchia1579]

Go on and watch season 2, he does lose a ton of prestige

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

@@lorenzovecchia1579 Oh girl, I have seen that.

[@astrono815]

Imagine being this huge fucking dragon, about to like destroy the world, then witnessing through like very fast forward, six teenagers eat sandwiches, have a jam out, dance in front of you, then position themselves on your head-

[@jackthorton10]

Time was literally not on his side…

[@jamesmacpherson5527]

I was hoping Jawbone would shit that sandwich out down goldenrod's throat to some effect when combat resumed.

[@sinfullycirce]

@@jamesmacpherson5527 that would have been incredibly on brand for Jawbone

[@yarn7130]

@@jamesmacpherson5527 He was in the mouth for a long time.. he definitely would have had to relieve himself at some point 😬

[@judgment5090]

Not to mention that these kids then proceed to kill him and when he gets to hell he get absolutely bodied by, the one and only, Bill Seacaster and his crew of infernal pirates and turned into a living breathing ship.

[@bofurlong8944]

Dude, the “honey, we are going to be the goblins who *killed* a dragon” got me, especially with the minor running sub theme that goblins are assumed to be the bad guys who always serve the big bad.

[@BeeOstrowsky]

Ally’s like “Cops don’t keep us safe-WE keep us safe.” And they’re so right.

[@medeasherbs]

brennan just explained the meaning of the universe to me

[@giualonso]

I almost cried at that universe speech for reals!

[@medeasherbs]

@@giualonso me too :o

[@Gray963]

Brennan took a lot of philosophy as he said. These are the things you learn in philosophy class and that's just the tip of the iceberg. If you find meaning profound then I highly recommend trying it! :D

[@miriamrosemary9110]

Full existential depth - not what I expected from this show, but it was so perfect.

[@jadeyu7197]

this is my new faith now

[@CGOLChris]

Gorgug found his parents. My life is complete.

[@colinfirths]

we all know that gorgug had his parents all along 🥺

[@miriamrosemary9110]

I kept waiting for it... I thought - how are we so close to the end and don't know who his parents are?? Especially his dad, when his dad insights were some of my favorite recurring jokes in the show? And moments later, seemingly out of nowhere, Brennan says 'roll insight' and for the first F***ING time Gorgug rolls not only a not-bad roll on an insight check, but an actual nat 20, and there he is... HIS DAD. I felt such joy in that moment

[@elbruces]

Maybe Gorgug's real parents were the friends he made along the way...

[@0ddb411416]

The fact that the band isnt named "Are You My Dad" is an absolute travesty and im personally hurt by it

[@failserum7196]

Are You My Dad is actually most DEFINITELY the name of their first album

[@MasterRandomboy]

I know this has probably already been pointed out but, the “Sun falling from the sky” could mean “Son” referring to Riz falling from the sky with the badass finale.

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

It was a written prophecy that literally said “sun” but that would be sick

[@allengilbert7463]

@@RandomPerson-gf6gd It was a prophecy that was written down, it might have originally been spoken aloud.

[@iambuttdix9692]

Things to admire : 1. Kristen WANTING aurgefott in her backpack this time 2. Brennan saw that the in-game god was real and gave Kristen a nat 20 , forcing him to derail. So he killed the in-game god to remind him who the REAL meta god is

[@TrustingTroller]

Hell yeah

[@aymonverheij1863]

kristen didnt want him in her backpack

[@iambuttdix9692]

@@aymonverheij1863 im pretty sure that when she heard him suggest that they would bith shoot their way out of heaven she told him take him in her backpack instead

[@aymonverheij1863]

@@iambuttdix9692 its at 11:00 she didnt suggest for him to go in her backpack but she compared the crazy thing he was about to do like the time he went in her backpack

[@iambuttdix9692]

@@aymonverheij1863 i see that now Thank you for correcting me, it would seem like i misheard the first time around

[@Zvox]

"Is Arthur Aegufort black?" "Yes." "HELL yeah." absolutely lost my shit

[@neainez6376]

I love Lou

[@noromantichero]

honestly this scene is such a pure example of why representation matters so much !!!!!!! i'm a poc & it makes me so happy when i see other poc characters , it's so fulfilling

[@ziwuri]

@@neainez6376 What's that flag?

[@gardenGnosticc]

@@ziwuri it’s the genderfluid flag!

[@ziwuri]

@@gardenGnosticc Awesome!

[@Inressa]

By this final episode I literally just realized that Goldenhoard is a reference to him being a literal dragon that hoards gold. I'm certain most everyone else noticed this but it is very fitting and funny.

[@pablothecoffeelover2551]

Oh that never thought about it

[@runawayfaeIX]

Idk, it took them a while to figure out the "KVX" correlation

[@bofurlong8944]

I watched the entire fight to his death and it still took me to this comment to figure it out 😅

[@sinistertwister686]

Damn, I forgot aobut it, I kept thinking his name is "Goldenrod"

[@kunderwo33]

They never noticed because they like literally never got his name right. 😂

[@GoErikTheRed]

"What the f- is happening?!?" "I created a new god..." "Well that's... that's complicated and unnecessary" I'm dying

[@jorgewilliam7103]

53:24 One of the best "Gorgug's dad" jokes, lol. Up there with "You are your own dad"

[@gmork1090]

Rahhhh! I'm not my dad!

[@PineappleLiar]

The best part is that the ‘you are your own dad’ actually came true! In Barbarian class Porter always called Gorgug Gorbag, his dad’s name!

[@miriamrosemary9110]

@@PineappleLiar Oh man I didn't notice! Amazing foreshadowing

[@thomaschapman9112]

Allie: lists everyone they wants to have with them when time stops. Me: “And Jawbone.” Brennen: “Is that it?” Me: “No, they forgot Jawbone.” Allie: “Yeah that’s it.” Me: “No you forgot Jawbone!” Brennen: “Alright.” Me: “NO!” Allie: “Oh! And Jawbone.” Me: “Oh thank god” 😩

[@mariesmith3217]

Ally actually uses they/them pronouns! I’m pretty sure season 1 was filmed before they had come out

[@edwardt.8704]

How many people MAX could they choose to take into the fight? I love the way it turned out, but I felt like they might've been able to get additional NPCs to help (unless "between" meant less than 12). In addition to the nine, I thought of Ragh, Basrar, and either Bud or Mr. Donovan. I know Ragh has his story expanded in Sophomore Year, but I think he could've gotten a jump on that during Prom. If Zelda's dad was there he would've seen how Gorgug is both an uninhibited combatant and a huge teddy bear sworn to help those he cares for. Bud would've been nuts and could've brought the whole halfling thing to Sklonda's attention--assuming he didn't try to light her up. Lastly, an ice-cream conjuring djinn could've made that sugary rain happen during the fight...as long as he's not bound to stay witnin his establishment. Sorry for the long wall of text. Spending a week binging this story really got me focused on certain characters and their tales. Unfortunately, I do not possess the greatest magic of all so that I may ask them directly without sounding incredibly dated.

[@edwardt.8704]

Did someone reply and then delete their own comment? Sorry if that's true. I just went through my Notifications and saw the preview snippet. I would've like to know what it said.

[@bsh819]

I was so worried about Ragh I comepletely forgot Jawbone, but then he lucked out with his death throws so it was all good.

[@sarahmorris4575]

SAME

[@thealleycat_5741]

“Okay what’s the answer then, coke head?!” I love this so much

[@keepperspective]

Murph‘s repeated crazy laughter and utter delight are so satisfying after the last two episodes. It satisfies both the rules lawyer and the storyteller in him so much.

[@red.hood.wonder]

So Jawbone adopts Adaine, then dates Sandra Lynn, making Adaine and Fig kinda siblings. Adaine is also now related to Tracker who's with Kristen. Gorthalax and Sklonda hit it off connecting Fig and Riz, Harriel and Gilear connect Fig and Fabian, making almost all the Bad Kids related.

[@vickylikesthis]

Really the only one not connected is gorgug then because he has such solid parents

[@neainez6376]

I feel like this is a Full house episode

[@scz1770]

and then there's Gorgug lol

[@papitasloup2119]

They're all like step siblings and half step siblings to each other now

[@foolishdonut]

This is what I was thinking the ENTIRE time that epilogue was being narrated

[@cascharles3838]

1:12:53 can we talk about how this implies that Fabian spent his time making business cards for Riz? He might be the most thoughtful of them all, weirdly

[@runawayfaeIX]

I mean, he did get them all incredible gifts.

[@jdk2535]

he could have written one or two and then had his writing custom printed on the cards because I'm pretty sure they're made out of something that he can't actually write on

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

​@@jdk2535nah. The Ball and Fabian AREMAIS SEACASTER are best friends forever

[@musantombela1410]

The chronomancy line is the reason I have been binging this for an entire week.

[@wouldiwasshookspeared4087]

You saw that short, too?

[@bofurlong8944]

Mine was a clip of them dunking on elves in the next season. Obviously haven’t gotten there yet but I can’t wait

[@crstph]

“MAGIC is magic, LOVE is love-“ “then whats the answer, cokehead??” “CHRONOMANCY” its just too good. the comedic timing and rambly speech about love being LOVE and not magic; it’s so unexpected yet it was totally set up

[@musantombela1410]

@@crstph I adore you for this.

[@laurabrandao7729]

Gorgug's insight to ask about his dad was a natural 20 That's too wholesome

[@BouncingTribbles]

TPK averted with one random natural 20. What an epic finale!!!

[@gmork1090]

I'm guessing it would have happened that way anyhow, except maybe with a few others experiencing their own version of heaven. It was too perfectly detailed and acted out for Brennan to have come up with the entire thing on the spot.

[@chloeammond3754]

@@gmork1090 on the last episode of Recapping Fantasy High (on KZbin) Brennan said what he probably would have done. They would have kept the fight going somehow, probably by leaving the gym and ditching the model. I don't think he had planned for what actually happened, which just shows how amazing Brennan is as a DM

[@Gray963]

@@gmork1090 As a DM with a similar level of experience as Brennan in both D&D, improv, and philosophy, I can assure you that magic was made on the spot with a lot of talent and a little luck.

[@bananaboatcharlie]

1:07:08 Murph _losing it_ over his wife asking for the most chaotic on-brand thing imaginable has made my whole week

[@devfre44]

holy shit this whole time i watched this and i had NO IDEA that they were married !!

[@bananaboatcharlie]

@@devfre44 Yes! Knowing that makes every time they do anything so much better. Like you can see whenever she does something insane he looks at her with this wild love in his eyes and fiddles with his wedding ring. And when Baron first came for Murph Emily threatened Brennan to 'stay away from her husband'

[@devfre44]

@@bananaboatcharlie oml that is so cute ☺️did she say that in this episode i completely missed that ??

[@bananaboatcharlie]

@@devfre44 No, in season 2! Have you seen it? She also tries to break character at least twice in order to save Riz from dying. She gets other people to help him by shouting, "Save my real life husband!" Which confuses Gorgug, obvs 😂

[@devfre44]

@@bananaboatcharlie oooh ok no i haven’t watched it yet but now i’m definitely gonna look out for their cute interactions :)

[@jedinxf7]

the chronomancy speech is one of the funniest fucking rebukes of a party for not paying attention I've ever seen

[@sinfullycirce]

I just love the panic on Brenan’s face at the start where he’s clearly questioning if Ally had willed this god into existence in our world

[@benh2339]

I cannot believe how well Brennan managed to wrap up all of their character arcs for this season so satisfyingly. -Riz cracked the case and killed the dragon that killed his father -Adaine defeated her sister and found a new home that loves her -Fabian made his father proud and killed him taking on his mantle but in his own not cruel way -Kristen Applebees literally made a god -Fig found her dad and now has more dads than she knows what to do with, and more importantly Gilear is the vice principal. -Gorgug found his dad and is no longer a freak loser AND YET, there's still so many obvious ways they can continue to progress. Brennan is a really fucking good storyteller. I feel like it would take any other dm way longer than 17 sessions to do what he did.

[@dggyttggyhgzde1501]

I can’t find any continuation so did they continue or did they not

[@benh2339]

@@dggyttggyhgzde1501 Yes! They continued it in Dimension 20 Live! Alot of incredible moments. I will say overall it doesn't feel as tight as this campaign did but its still definitely worth watching to see the continuation of these characters and this world!

[@dggyttggyhgzde1501]

@@benh2339 Do you know the episodes names

[@baaa838]

also gorgug now has a gf

[@dggyttggyhgzde1501]

@@baaa838 I know I watched sophomore year halfway if I could I would watch the rest but college humor has the rest of the episodes on membership

[@lokytoogood5374]

SPOILERS: Gotta love Brennan immediately nerfing Aguefort as soon as he arrived so it was still a challenge for them

[@TheNightwalker247]

Especially since he hinted at it in the line in heaven where aguefort was like "i will be occupied once we get back". I onpyfound that foreshadowing by rewatching that scene :D

[@annahs.channel]

Well he wasn’t even meant to die lmao. He had to rewrite the whole thing because they got destroyed by the corn cuties. He was meant to be a mentor throughout the whole series

[@Ardorstorm]

@@annahs.channel No he wasn't, he was poisoned by the tea that ostentatia (or however you spell it) asked Riz to steal in one of the first episodes

[@NebulousNebula22313]

@@Ardorstorm no he wasn’t, he killed himself to revive Kristen and Gorgug.

[@ianhynd9664]

@@NebulousNebula22313 I think he has used the wrong tense here. He means that he was “supposed” to die from the tea, but Brennan accelerated the death because of the cuties.

[@mastereon895]

Out of the entire campaign, Bill Seacaster is just the best character, he loves his son *and* becomes ruler of hell itself.

[@jackthorton10]

Pirates life

[@lauraguebert2122]

"You, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares." That whole part with Kristen in the Void is just....absolutely incredible. Brennan is incredible.

[@Drekromancer]

Hard agree. This is the moment he turned it from a gripping campaign to a profound question about existence. ...I hope Kristen gets to revise her new god a little bit, though. I want something as compelling as the philosophers.

[@lauraguebert2122]

@@Drekromancer Just you wait...

[@angus591]

"Bad things happen to good people because things happen all the time and it is up to people to determine whether they are bad or good. In the same way as your heart feels and mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares and if you don't, then it doesn't." - Brennan If anyone also wants the profound quote

[@annaneuburger9947]

Murph rolling well enough to kill a dragon and then immediately not being able to call the cops is a mood

[@Klipse11]

“Everything in this world is bullshit, but understanding HOW is the key!” Absolutely priceless storytelling!

[@MysticColorsAttack]

Party: "Kristen, we died because you died" Kristen "..." *jumps into dragon's throat*

[@godofpunder1875]

lol 5:21 "Goldenhorde is KALVAXIS!" "I know. We know that. he just killed me." "oH nO. "

[@Blueknight1220]

I love how Gorgug has batshit pro gun gnomish parents, gets a shy dom satyr gf, and spends the entire campaign trying to find his dad, to finally find him at the end

[@Drekromancer]

Gorgug is secretly the most based character in the series. Edit: Except for the swashbuckling pirate, the ancom halflings, and Jawbone. And Arthur Aguefort. And Gorthalax. And the entire Gukgak family. ...Shit, almost everyone here is based!

[@sofiataylors]

i love how feral riz is when facing off with the bad guys, first shooting off biz's fingers and now eating this guys flesh! insane

[@gwendolynpaige3619]

These guys really took found family to a whole new level with of this parental dating

[@elliecarlson2788]

“It doesn’t feel like an end. It feels like endless potential.” -Brennan Lee Mulligan, 6:37 I swear Brennan just created my new religion with that speech.

[@g3m5t0n3]

Technically Kristen did

[@josephcroeniangamer3727]

Honestly, when you go deep on dnd religion and divinity lore, specially using all editions, its fucking crazy, really deep and complex, there are plenty of light novels and xiauxia that use it to huge potential.

[@jendubay3782]

Welcome to paganism 😆

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@jedinxf7]

​@@jendubay3782...or literally the second verse of monotheistic religion lol ? or the hylic matter of Plato and Aristotle? this concept is as old as cosmology itself.

[@heybuddy3616]

"this is the god you've made" is a remarkably raw quote considering the context

[@thenobledoinkster2952]

*Incases lady in ice* “Huh wild. Did any other federal agents want to step to Arthur Aguefort in his own school?” Goated as fuck

[@mushroomkid4510]

"Are you my dad?" "I was about to ask you the same thing." I was just taking the last sip of soda and now it's all over my counter and up my nose. But god was that funny

[@1206549]

Brutally killed twice, eaten, sent to hell where his continued consciousness got ripped apart and shaped into a ship, to be controlled for eternity by zombie pirates... Damn that Oracle wasn't kidding with the whole destruction knows no bounds thing

[@Ardorstorm]

LMAO nice

[@runawayfaeIX]

"His destruction" ... as in the destruction OF him!? Omfg, thank you for opening my eyes!