Dinner with Cowboy Cerrone in a fancy restaurant...

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Chael Sonnen tells a story about having dinner with Donald cowboy Cerrone a Nobu in Melbourne Australia during UFC 234 fight week.

[@bigsexy.6686]

*A Gangster and a Cowboy walk into a fancy restaurant......*

[@SkaugTV]

They fight a whole rugby team

[@floydpink4077]

KKSH 98 lololol

[@Raman-km3op]

He ain't no Gangster.

[@djdarklyceum]

There's a reason Chael went to smooth it over. 15 Australian Rugby players wouldn't be afraid of those two. We like scrapping in Australia.

[@TyrantOFynder]

And promptly gets asked to leave....!

[@noahhaley407]

In an Internet full of hate and evil. Uncle chaels comment section is a sanctuary full of peace, chael references and Tony ferguson jokes. Ahhhhhhh. If this isn't heaven idk what is

[@martimontolio3542]

Hell yes

[@artembless7914]

The real question is, how are you Noah?

[@MartianMoon]

The comment section is half the reason I subscribed lmao Best comments sections on the internet, such a relief

[@chrisbutters4344]

I need this to help in my recovery from seeing one too many music video comments.

[@leetheflea4096]

All Hail Chael

[@thehh5118]

Chael is 72 hours ahead of everyone

[@theR0ck3tsumm3r]

He celebrated New Years on December 29th

[@RobwLPOC]

LOL I am not the only person that thought "wait a minute, 24 hrs would be right back to your time zone" is is 12

[@mmafyasco]

"Cowboy in Australia" sounds like a badass unreleased clint eastwood film.

[@ahsokatanosloveinterest]

Or a badass released porn.

[@arizonatea3734]

But did he have a cowboy hat?

[@justabill5780]

The movie was called "Quigley Down Under" with Tom Selleck.

[@FireMrshlBill]

Justa Bill haha, was about to say the same

[@judsonreagles8534]

Watch The Proposition.

[@DDooMRooMM]

I'd pay a thousand bucks to see Chael and Cowboy take out a rugby team.

[@alexanderhayward8505]

They'd get their asses beat.

[@adam_-adam]

@Grady Whitman haha thats probaly true' when i was younger i always thought im tougher than everyone else but i have been jumped on a few different occasions and both times i got my but kicked' nothing hurt at the time but the amount of tired and drained i was was what sucked the most' just fightin off two or 3 people is very hard.

[@sw-fd4ty]

DooMRooM Numbers matter

[@skankhunt-zh8ky]

@Grady Whitman fuck rugby!

[@lebraa]

@@alexanderhayward8505 light work boys

[@USER-qs9od]

I would pay good money to watch a drunk cerrone box a kangaroo

[@EarthSurferUSA]

The Kangaroo would think, "How did you do that sideways round house head kick? All we do is front kicks!", and probably learn how to do it and become King Kangaroo. Dana might even match a fight with it and put the fight on the main card. I guess another entertainer from the WWE would be a good match. :)

[@bigsexy.6686]

*I'd pay good money just to watch Cowboy drunk in a fancy restaurant.*

[@skydaddy2426]

Have you guys ever seen Quigley down under? Lol

[@jbz7443]

@@EarthSurferUSA UKFC

[@DiscoFang]

The next day the story as told by Chael starts: A drunk Cowboy vs a box of Kangaroos.

[@cliftonchan5918]

I love how Gilbert just chalked up the "goodnight" comment as Chael being Chael.

[@joerotter2873]

I laughed at the thought of Chael almost going to be and waking up in 2 in the morning full of energy knocking on Gilbert door. His reaction to like why didn't you tell me lmao

[@ramsy4205]

@@joerotter2873 actually he would have woken up at 9pm

[@MartianMoon]

Australia is 19h ahead of PST, but they change the time for Chael when he visits

[@Cornwall1888]

Martian Moon now it makes sense

[@DiscoFang]

Australia isn't one single time zone. It has 3hrs difference coast to coast.

[@DiscoFang]

There we have it, we always knew Chael was ahead of the pack but now it's measurable. Chael is exactly 5 hrs ahead.

[@razzaus1570]

I know i have to go to bed a 2pm when chael is here

[@Boudica234]

Just an average night out for Cowboy. Nobody got killed and no barmaids were injured so it's all good.

[@bcoz6630]

Tony Ferguson, the type of guy to Shadow box and win by submission

[@kevinpaul1847]

🤣 underrated comment

[@tlh1981]

Cerrone could play Crocodile Dundee in a remake.

[@TheDXJC56]

Yo this is actually too on point though

[@kurbrick31]

they kind of walk the same lol

[@bobbybush1750]

@@kurbrick31 That tends to be how one moves with giant testicles.

[@mr.potatohead6138]

Definitely wouldn't be pg13!

[@sharonbrown8872]

I'd watch

[@anthonydesrivieres7721]

The real question is, just how well did Chael dress for dinner?

[@Jorigin]

3 piece suit with flip flops

[@coryflair5672]

@Horse meat Overeem dumbass

[@AkamapD]

T shirt and jeans, no class -Tito Ortiz

[@DiscoFang]

Chael wearing a dress for dinner? Did the airline lose his luggage too?

[@maykecabrera587]

Should have take Ben askren to that dinner he'll show up in flip flops lol

[@MattHDGamer]

More of these stories :D

[@tylersorg4586]

I watch this once a week. Could be my favorite Cowboy story.

[@omz_espinoza]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to take a mirror to a restaurant to have dinner with himself

[@joewhite7418]

Tony Ferguson's the type of guy to tell the waiter what's on the menu

[@zakman9209]

And to order something fancy for the mirror

[@theR0ck3tsumm3r]

THEN start picking a fight with it because he’s copying him

[@theone3337]

😂

[@troyg7026]

The American Gangster and The cowboy vs The Australian Rugby Team....

[@wowthatsawesome2762]

There's another 10 wins for uncle Chaels undefeated record

[@tristan999]

think of the ppv numbers

[@Adizzle235]

Would actually be very interesting to see 1 trained black belt in any martial art take on 3 people of his size and strength.

[@brandonderks6466]

Rugby players are pussies

[@rileybrooks2077]

Brandon Derks you’re an idiot

[@tommyarnold7040]

Cowboy would fight the whole rugby team and not care .lol gotta love it

[@kendesjarlais7577]

Tommy Arnold and get koed

[@tommyarnold7040]

@@MzeeTravels wrong ..he would head kick those blokes head off

[@donaldcunningham3551]

Donald cerrone is the most australian american ever 😂

[@sweetswing1]

Chael, its "loo" not "luge". One is a shitter and one is a fast sled ride on snow and ice. Mostly ice.

[@sizzlechestmcmurphy4365]

Yeah, I did a double-take too.

[@ChillStepa]

We don’t say bathroom because there’s no fkn bath in there.

[@pfitz9346]

@@ChillStepa most people say restroom when it's a room with no bath or shower. I don't know what they call them over there.

[@sweetswing1]

@@ChillStepa True but there is also a sink in there and it is a room. How about we compromise and you guys call it the "toilet room"?

[@ChillStepa]

Faksakes we do say rest room in restaurants etc and people here understand bathroom too, idk why chael thinks that. 😂

[@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi]

My god chael I just love how you tell stories and I’m so glad you didn’t end up punch drunk because you’re wonderfully articulate, quick-witted and expressive in the best of ways. Keep on going champ. You’re a boss.

[@sweetdudeicecream]

Tony Ferguson type of Dude to go eat sushi and bring his own fish

[@MC-rf8sx]

I have to say everything Chael touches turns to gold !! Great story teller

[@btdrunkartist8292]

He was smashing the table because it looked like Ariel helwani

[@littleuzi2775]

Life is on the up and up for Cowboy since that mike Perry fight. Going to dinner with the bad guy and getting a red panty night against Mcgregor.

[@MYKOSS1]

I love story-time with Chael! :)

[@adamkapner4137]

Chael has the funniest channel on KZbin. Every single video makes me laugh out loud.

[@dianeaustin2414]

Always the best stories!!!!

[@SweetandFullofGrace]

Rugby team sees Donald "sure we will fight..." then they see the OG from Portland and decide to sit down offering to buy them drinks.

[@littleuzi2775]

Where's that guy who says the Diaz brothers are dominating the twitterweight division

[@ryan3390]

Lol, I was wondering if he thinks nobody else ever notices him repeat that every video. I'm sure he will be here soon.

[@metalbreakdowns3971]

Haha the irony of how easily either one of them could light you up like a Christmas tree 😂🖕 #209

[@powerfuljones]

This made me so happy. Thank you

[@MJGelfor]

That story just made me subscribe. Thanks Chael!

[@TheBigKing0]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to send a table to an empty drink

[@jamescosgrove9898]

hahahaha

[@Jusaguy000]

Question remains just how good is Chael iPhone ?

[@aphysique]

Fantastic story teller he is!!!👏👏

[@fcf876]

Man you guys are legends

[@smoothie_silk840]

Damn cowboy’s a legend 😂 love your content Chael 🤙🏽

[@warriormma2718]

Tony fergusons the type of guy to remind the waiter where the bathroom is. btw cheers for the likes lol. I have recently started an MMA-Type channel with some decent highlight vids, and any support would be greatly appreciated. thanks.

[@kinetickhemical1005]

After a casual ankle pick lesson of course

[@warriormma2718]

@@kinetickhemical1005 yep

[@frcs2492]

SportHub well looky who we found here. If it isn’t Joseph.

[@QuarterHater9]

Thanks for the story bro , and that’s why we love Cerrone! Genuine person! Hilarious 😆

[@coniccinoc]

Every now and then a video actually makes me laugh out loud, this is one of those times.

[@AndyI222]

Chael is one of the great story tellers! 😂

[@zoogie980]

Everyone has that 1 Cowboy in your group of friends.

[@nukacola3795]

I'm That Guy...

[@michaelmorrow607]

@@nukacola3795 And by saying that you are most certainly not that guy lmao

[@ciarancosgrave]

@@nukacola3795 no you're not.

[@ShorelooksniceRV]

Dude, keep the stories coming!!

[@fgswank257]

I can listen to this story over and over it's too funny!!

[@mbrennan27]

This should be in animated form

[@str8904]

That fancy restaurant better of had vodka pizza.

[@vlada]

It's ok, unlike most fighters, Cowboy knows his way around a way around an expensive restaurant wine list.

[@fordcitysales]

Gotta love chael

[@mmanut]

Great Story, Thanks for sharing. Vinny 🇺🇸

[@MrMalicious5]

God bless Chael and Cowboy.

[@TheBigKing0]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to say goodnight at 2 and mean it

[@baldbarber4642]

Chael is a great great story teller

[@LegendJoe3063]

I hv listen to uncle chael now i can sleep peacefully... Goodnight.

[@Tobythoughts123]

Haha this is brilliant!!

[@Razear]

Lol, how is he unable to tell the difference between 2 PM and 9 PM? Is there no sunlight in Australia? Lmfao

[@mattverville9227]

I believe he said it stays light late there at the beginning

[@adambennett1193]

@@mattverville9227 sun goes down 630-645pm, or 730,745pm in Syd and Melb

[@liverpoolchef7021]

Surely if the time difference is 24 hours EXACTLY, his phone would of said it was 2 o’clock but the date would be from the day before

[@JonKonDrums]

@@liverpoolchef7021 That's how it should be interpreted, and Chael was totally wrong. the time difference is not 24 hours exactly, more like 18 or so depending on where in the US you are.

[@georgefloydhadasthma9133]

Its all sun here

[@schneider0942]

Love these stories uncle chael

[@DeliciousIcE132]

Great stories from uncle chael!

[@butkuss]

I lost it when you said it was like having dinner with Wyatt Earp.......😂🤣😂

[@USER-qs9od]

jon jones is the type of guy fill the salt shaker with coke in a restaurant

[@wangotango5447]

USER 1 jon jones the typa guy that blames the restaurant for failing an usada test.

[@isaacmonson4403]

USER 1 wtf 😂

[@AshGorall]

My guy

[@Dadriell]

- Are you ready to order? - Yeah, i want a small mirror, plastic card and a tube, please.

[@theone3337]

😂

[@kudakwashemwashayenyi4752]

Gotta love Chael

[@BlackBeetleRokusho]

You have some of the best stories I've ever heard.

[@gutts077]

“Luge” hahaha! LOO mate. Loo

[@dickroot1937]

Cowboy sounds like a fun guy to eat dinner with

[@robbygarcka-yi7np]

Aw man, I remember this one!!! Feels like a long time ago now! A million followers later.... Still love this channel

[@bjondi]

Just here getting my fill of Cowboy stories before Saturday's main event! Can't wait to see him against Tony!

[@peterthegreatparker8368]

Nice re upload

[@KyleMoran626]

@Horse meat Overeem but re upload vs re-upload isn't vocabulary, it's grammar lol

[@Rocky357]

4:25 like being at dinner with Wyatt Earp lol

[@QEU9]

Sonen a legendary champion u are always entertaining Andy from Ireland

[@michaeloaks9905]

You are a really good speaker and story teller man. Not too much, not too little. My sub is there for whatever that matters haha.

[@nickb4356]

would of preferred to see the fishing footage mate

[@gregapavlin574]

Don't worry he probably filmed another video while fishing haha

[@ItsJustGraves]

So the bad guy and the cowboy walk in to a sushi restaurant.....

[@rumblevision2558]

For some reason I can listen to you talk all day bud. You're a natural story teller.

[@leorubio5653]

Great story!!

[@danialj9434]

Tony Ferguson's the type of guy to set his watch back 12 hours to get more training time

[@user-cs8qb9mb4n]

@Dead Man Deceased queen, you're as sweet, as thy come, aren't you?

[@user-cs8qb9mb4n]

@Dead Man Hmmmm... Atropa Belladonna, sounds toxic.

[@shorey40]

Common sense would suggest the "barmaid" was asking if she could still charge your gesture that sent paying customers out the door.

[@DiscoFang]

Pretty clear the guys who left asked her to return the smartarse comment. "Oh they want to buy this table a drink? Sure, if they insist. We're leaving, better make sure with them that they still want to."

[@victorsalinas4666]

Awesome story! 👍🏼

[@geraldwoodny5252]

Thank you chael,.....thank you

[@FawxNewsNetwork]

24 hours? Wouldn't you be back where you are but the next day?

[@briangriffith4574]

Yeah I don't understand this

[@hawaii5-084]

john dillion it’s also their summer right now even the seasons are opposite. I asked for ketchup they had no idea what I was talking about had to explain it to them McDonald’s had beets and eggs on their burgers crazy.

[@colgrey438]

Chael and and accurate details have never been friends. Melbourne is 19 hours ahead of the mean streets of West Linn.

[@jaydensdream714]

Oregon and Australia are not very far apart in miles. But they are 19 hours apart in time zones. They are only only five zones apart but gotta start somewhere.

[@carmancavella6144]

he may be adding in the flight time

[@JohnS7S]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to say goodnight, close the curtains and get into bed at 2pm... Oh wait!

[@jamesrice8923]

More stories like this please

[@choopa1670]

Best story ever. Love cowboy cerrone...

[@NH-ys7fo]

We 100% use bathroom as common language in Australia?! WTF lol

[@robertrodriguez6785]

N H if they were in Victoria it would explain the language barrier I’m from WA and I can’t understand a single thing they do😂

[@trentsmith182]

Who would have ever dreamed Chael would be one of the greatest story tellers in the world? Not me. I want more like this. Subbed

[@bestately3103]

gotta love cowboy!!!

[@dannavanessa6153]

OMG jahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahah donald is funny af.

[@superduty2023]

Tito tapped!!!!!!!!

[@billychapman5221]

Anonymous you’re right he did

[@MrCrisco145]

I could listen to this all day

[@brocwestmeyer5935]

That's a great story I fkn Love Cerrone that dude is awesome

[@--Justin--]

Everyone in Australia knows what a "bathroom" is.

[@nazairking7112]

I once fought Chael an learned a terrible lesson

[@sergvasco]

Never fuck with a gangster from the rough streets of West Linn, OR.

[@nazairking7112]

hounacvassanmilvik Oregon got the weirdest tough dudes

[@nazairking7112]

fyoukim12 don’t make that mistake again

[@habibiranch]

Great story my friend.

[@Mac-st8fd]

Complete legend

[@TheTeamOden]

Cowboy seems like the most embarrassing person to be out in public with

[@mrdune5479]

Agreed

[@SpankyCSTX]

@@arvmad1 seems is the key word there.... by far one of the funnest people to hang out with period in my opinion....maybe you don't know him so well. Go listen to him on JRE

[@markd9580]

Too bad the 11 rugby players didn’t shut him up

[@user-cs8qb9mb4n]

@@arvmad1 Don't disrespect your mother, Sandi.

[@user-cs8qb9mb4n]

@@SpankyCSTX No Arvmad, is a PC moho; there, is no reaching sjw's, just leave them to hide in their safe-places.

[@zwdadawdawd]

*Would you rather take Holly home or feel Miesha's Taters*

[@tonyanderson8060]

MMA DISTRICT mishea she got hot

[@littleuzi2775]

Stop reposting this

[@Daniel.Miranda]

MMA DISTRICT holly holm?? Realy?? Out of all the UFC hotties u pick HER? Against the queen meisha??

[@deevahgirl]

Take holly home feel mieshas taters on the way out

[@Grimy_Aaronarr]

Gonna go with the tators

[@markfabin4431]

Brilliant

[@CGoody564]

"I had to go over and smooth things ocer_ Would have loved to seen the antics cowboy was pulling. Sounds like a fun buddy to have a meal with

[@purplemonkeyelephant]

So he turned up drunk, was rude, loud, aggressive, confrontational... How is this good?

[@JohnCrichton]

I was scrolling through the comments until I could find someone who actually picked up on that. Sounds like a huge annoying asshole.

[@InfamousRelliK]

He does seem like that guy that if he's not part of your group, you'd just be praying he'd leave just for the sake of the atmosphere in the room. Not that i'd tell him to leave. I aint getting headkicked by cowboy boots.

[@maxitaxiish]

Rugby team would have been either Melbourne Rebels or Melbourne Storm who are predominately islander boys from NZ, Samoa or Tonga ! Not sure that would have worked out well for Cowboy 🤠 😂

[@AdamDylanFoley]

They might have ate him...

[@oldmate6005]

It was probably an AFL team since it's in Melbourne, but unc doesn't know the difference

[@Tookieslam]

@@oldmate6005 yup, most likely an afl team

[@jimmybanta4520]

Ahh cowboy 🤠 my favorite for a reason

[@mindforcombat9316]

God damn I Love Chael!!

[@puntsize]

Chael is the extreme exaggerator, as soon as he doubled and then tripled down on there being a full 24 hour time difference, I couldn't take the rest of his story seriously.

[@puntsize]

Knowing Chael, at least 70% of that story is fake. Lol

[@hazapz9692]

Knowing you at least 70% of your comment is fake