Only if you are nice

[@akkad7514]

"do not open the closets or drawers unless we say so" the 30 missing people in my closet: 😭

[@davorinlelemud]

I'm in ur closet with 29 men 😩😩😩 they can't handle my force 😩

[@Bomba69420]

OOF

[@ketchupmacaroni]

AYO PAUSE ARFF?

[@Kredillion]

@@ketchupmacaronitf you barking for

[@pandadunks-aretrash]

​@@ketchupmacaroni bro switched animals😭😭

[@wesleynichols1873]

"Do not touch the shower, it is in mint condition and is never to be used"

[@SkyGodCheesey]

"If you touch it it's PSA grade will go from 10 to 8.5, so hands off"

[@RedMaster366]

I was expecting an offended comment from this lmao

[@carsonball8]

As a gamer, I am offended that you would imply that we even have a shower

[@mr.iiconic]

​@@RedMaster366 offended?

[@craig205]

​@@mr.iiconic 93. Remember. 39

[@26_swords]

‘’Your opinion does not count’’ What a great friend.

[@zhanucong4614]

I mean its true,we carefully chose game that fits our taste and if you must say why its bad then tell something that holds water

[@kdiin.]

@@zhanucong4614 visiter should always pick the game regardless. they were invited over to have fun, they should choose

[@zhanucong4614]

@@kdiin. i was talking about when someone trashes our purchases decision and i know that not all games are for everyone but guests should know that not every game if for them

[@seangallagher9435]

@@zhanucong4614 the least elitist gamer

[@4earedfox]

@@kdiin. That’s not how it works. Edit: Hey, kind reminder to go and actually read the replies, I know some of you slow, unaware people don't have the sense to, and I just wanted to remind you. I'm getting really tired of replying to you guys explaining how my opinion changed shortly after this argument. I'm not deleting me replies, because that's a pretty pussy-cat thing to do. So again, read the rest before you comment. It's just better that way.

[@ExtreMw]

"You might get a second invite" Nah bro im good.

[@YogYafYooMoo]

That's what I'm saying

[@Aceanimatez]

The room is sick tho lmao

[@Xenocrimsonsaiyan]

​@Aceanimateznah man the rules suck ass man

[@Charley-m9k]

Fr

[@scenepack2529]

@Aceanimatez It is but it doesn’t matter if the guy has North Korea type rules

[@JayBeeLucas]

“Don’t use the shower…. We never use it”

[@bugi7257]

😂

[@jhovjhov]

okay dude 💀 💀

[@jesusfernandez931]

Wait what is shower thing that your talking about

[@totemking8157]

HAHAHA

[@PriivYT]

that’s so true I have a brother and he plays 247 and never uses the shower either 🤷‍♂️

[@omerklc3035]

Do not try to communicate or behave in a way that indicates social interaction, it is optimised that way.

[@LittleRoobin]

That's me

[@buggySlMP]

@@LittleRoobin that’s bad

[@knight2792]

It terribly sucks

[@stonks6284]

Hm gamers love inertia

[@andreacousins6979]

@@buggySlMPg

[@Sputnick_00]

"do not open the window, the light hurts me"

[@jasonnguyen9994]

discord mods:

[@Iaserz]

lmaoo ong

[@dltechnic6525]

Gold🤣

[@faadi_]

My weakness.

[@BallStar4D2]

Bros a vampire 💀

[@PKBS-ul4dh]

I think bro is indirectly telling us he got no friends 😂

[@The_Soviet_Union-12]

You're not wrong

[@Agnibloxx]

Wym bro if i invite anyone to my gaming room i dont want them touching my stuff

[@Athewifebeater]

He literally has a wife 💀💀👏👏

[@ArtiomKravcuk]

Well U ain't lying

[@helloiamaaccount-s9r]

Like dude I don't want a second invite not any more

[@quinnv.3499]

"do not breath in through your nose, we havent showered in weeks"

[@jayeh77]

if u breath through ur mouth you’ll taste it

[@helpmefortheloveofshrek6623]

@@jayeh77 just don’t breathe period.

[@Kayriel]

He said 'we', this man ain't seen a shower in god knows.

[@Nelmezz]

😃

[@ziscoman836]

"do not touch our clothing, they stiff as hell, don't ask why."

[@stupidpeanutbutter7291]

“Do not open the front door, grass is our greatest foe”

[@grass_6679]

"if I am your foe, then I shall infest your home." -Grass H e h e h e h a

[@Whydoucarebru]

True

[@flerx]

@@grass_6679 💀

[@grass_6679]

@@flerx lmao

[@aayushbhatt449]

@@grass_6679 every gamers nightmare 💀

[@LiminalSearchingThings]

"Do not touch the fake grass in my room, its only for me to touch."

[@sanderm8955]

It’s name is Desmond and it is my child

[@DesignerDrew]

"Do not water the fake grass, it's only for me to water..."

[@RAVANA7]

Facts😂

[@nexokami]

@@DesignerDrew i read this with an indian accent somehow 💀

[@DA_BEAMERRRR]

​@@nexokami hello ,I I under the water please help me uuuuuu

[@Scribble-skipped11]

“You no borrow me games 😡😡 they mine 😡” ahh gamer 😭🙏

[@pourquoi162]

I am the alpha🤬

[@Ameon_1]

tbh they are *YOUR* games

[@pourquoi162]

@@Ameon_1 yeah but it won't be fun if you can't even decide to play something not even once

[@Ameon_1]

@ Ik but this guy is talking abt borrowing

[@hunter_of_children]

You're so slow I bet you have never owned anything in your life and were forced to share everything with you cousins and siblings growing up and now you Wana enforce your beliefs on strangers

[@shameonyou1877]

"Don't exist until we say so. Your mere presence bothers us."

[@sugerkilledkenny]

LMAO FR LIKE HE BLOCKED EVERYTHING FROM US 😶

[@nimetulaps]

basically

[@nimetulaps]

@@sugerkilledkenny thats bcz u dont need to touch our stuff

[@RandoPassingBy]

I mean that’s basic manner for visiting as a guest

[@sugerkilledkenny]

@@nimetulaps yea but like thats a bit much that is like saying to someone ''sit on the floor and dont use the couch'' like thats wrong if you invited someone over you should make them feel at home not make them feel like an outcast

[@etamuami5656]

“Do not talk to women…We don’t have that here”

[@crossbo5345]

*Real women

[@The_official_egg]

Discord kittens are better than real women Edit: lol this blew up, just so y'all know, this is a joke💀

[@shivlol1387]

@@The_official_egg 🤓

[@ryleebrannon3881]

@@The_official_egg 😭💀

[@ContestRate]

@@The_official_egg The words of a true virgin

[@TheDarkendemion]

And most importantly, do not open any curtain, the sunlight will reduce us to dust

[@thegachaeditors]

Apparently, arizonas relate to this 👍🏻

[@ov3rkill]

This is so true.

[@bigburd875]

And remember that my coffin must contain dirt from my homeland

[@Inuka57006]

yes so please dont open the curtain

[@ibullykidsforfun]

i can confirm this i opened my brother’s curtains once and then had to hide his ashes later

[@WilliApple]

“Do not breathe! The oxygen levels are optimized”

[@DripNinja2011]

This comment is underrated 😂

[@Ray72011]

Nice one loll

[@derekg5006]

"Rule 40: dont tell me to take a bath, it could wash away my gamer gunk"

[@TheGamingFungusOG]

Not the gamer gunk 💀

[@RealNnze]

Noooooo 💀💀💀

[@johnhallow]

😂

[@LeHorribel]

Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@nell711]

its in the veins now

[@ValtaKash]

This guy 100% has the “I paused my game to be here” shirt

[@CatWith-AHat]

​@dab noob GUESS WHOS BACK

[@Tw.vibxin]

Nah he's the type of guy that don't want people messing up his stuff.

[@ValtaKash]

@@Tw.vibxin 🤓

[@Tw.vibxin]

@@ValtaKash if I spent that much money I don't want people touching my stuff etheir. Neither do you.

[@eimylugo7440]

Bro I girl in 4th grade has that but it's a sweater she 100% the boys

[@woutleppens2181]

So kids what did we learn today? Don't go in a gamer room.

[@tombraiserlaracroft7937]

Without permission of course

[@Slipper.The_Avaitor_Films]

​​@Keval Kothari fr he got the joke and there was no problem to woosh him/her 😭 😭

[@tombraiserlaracroft7937]

@Keval Kothari you've never heard of sarcasm before, have you?

[@woutleppens2181]

@@Slipper.The_Avaitor_Films calm down guys its just a video😂

[@kranky06]

Lol fr

[@zzaynxy]

“You will be charged $1,300 an hour to breathe in this room.”

[@dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521]

"damn bro, your bathroom is so clean" "I have a bathroom?"

[@JeanMarceaux]

The shower has a thick layer of caked dust though.

[@staticbuilds7613]

Mint condition bathroom, never been opened

[@acat8844]

everything is coated with a 12 inch soft thick layer of dust.

[@googleyoflolz9930]

🗿

[@squid7522]

@@acat8844 don’t worry about it it’s there for insulation

[@clara_croft2991]

Felt like an older sibling that was traumatised by his younger siblings asking for the playstation

[@JaneGallagher925]

Same lamo

[@hidayahharis4991]

So true

[@belc7882]

So true

[@royalistproductions]

Well most of the time those stories are exaggerated, I can say that as a younger sibling myself, my brother ALWAYS hogged the Xbox. It wasn't even his, it was for everyone in the house ;-;

[@suetan]

Bros treating it like it's the library of Alexandria 💀

[@mrartdeco]

it’s burnt down right? should we burn this one too

[@Dragonape12]

​@@mrartdeco for sure

[@robinjacob9590]

Well it's his private place so that make sense. Personally I would do the same.

[@Vapidthexo]

@@robinjacob9590 It’s definitely his dad’s money

[@FormigaNR]

@@Vapidthexo no its not

[@DhafVr]

“You might get a second invite” Nah I think I’m good..

[@themortylord]

"Rule 52: Do not complain about the smell. We have grinded for weeks to get that stench"

[@JacktheFireEater]

Funny that the rule number is equal to the same number of weeks in the year that this guy doesnt date.

[@reznovvazileski3193]

@@JacktheFireEater Of course he doesn't date he has to make it to 60 solo for the achievement.

[@cjyo9123]

Bruh my gaming room smells delicious. I have an obsession with wax warmers for some reason. Get one, they are cool looking lights that make the place smell good, it’s a win win.

[@dragondude6984]

😂😂

[@yourlocalgrande]

I as a gamer girl don't apply to this rule.. I'm a clean freak-

[@nocfox3050]

"Welcome to my game room!... You can make yourself home at the corner there and watch me play game"

[@skettlez9732]

My friends when they have me over for a sleepover.

[@Supportik]

Loool

[@kurama670]

"See those empty bottles and socks over there? Your job is to bring me one when I need a potty break!"

[@zanerinsane1574]

@@skettlez9732 you must need to get better at playing the games then if you’re never allowed to play 😂🤣 when I was a kid that’s the only time someone would sit and watch

[@einfxchmiguel1101]

@@zanerinsane1574 wtf??? Why do you invite a friend if you just play alone??

[@Garrett111]

“Do not unpackage the deodorant, it’s mint condition”

[@tecnicovtr1311]

☠️☠️☠️

[@Phroghetti]

It's a collectable

[@fornik7309]

Actually made me laugh:D

[@The.arab.mapper]

"You aren't allowed to drink water, it's too healthy."

[@prakharpaliwal8536]

If a gamer let's you inside their gaming room, humbly refuse the offer.

[@ruiner9640]

smart move

[@monkeyl-]

This guy's exaggerating a bit but he does make somewhat of a point tho Going to other people's houses and touching their shit without permission does seem a bit rude

[@God-T]

Rule zero we own rhe gamecave!

[@javianbrown8627]

I didn't even know people let others into their bedrooms

[@holdingpattern245]

waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you

[@Vijayhemmadiprakash]

If a gamer lets you inside the room, don’t enter and ignore them.

[@burntbuddha44]

Sit on the couch awkwardly with a cup of water and wait for them to come back out. Also greet all their family passing by with "afternoon ma'am/sir"

[@justabearbrowsingyoutube4968]

As a gamer with a room like this, I love people visiting and sharing my passions. Don’t listen to this prick in the video.

[@reddetur]

Not all of us are like this. This person is just stupid and he doesn't know anything about 'rules'

[@anakhanair_]

okk 👍

[@jg2722]

I hated bringing my friends over my house to play video games because we start playing and then 30 minutes later they already get on their phones as if they prefer being somewhere else but here with me.

[@jedbasil5095]

Bros acting like he’s got friends 💀

[@jodsandygamer1337]

He don't need them ,they need him 💀

[@itsjordy2180]

​@@jodsandygamer1337 most L take

[@proton3748]

​@@jodsandygamer1337 nope he needs to touch some grass

[@user-cn7oj3ws8q]

Bet half of y’all just like ‘em what’s with the friendly fire 💀

[@biz117]

@@jodsandygamer1337 quite the opposite

[@fairuzfairuz2391]

How to be single: Be this guy

[@Minhjago]

He’s has a wife and kids btw

[@lllWicked]

"Do not look into the bucket under our chair" Damn that hits 💀

[@sandromaspindzelashvili5767]

Ancestors that used that bucket to carry drinking water from a well 3 kilometers away every day: 🌚

[@gotoverit3337]

What?? When does he say that

[@Crestkmu]

@@gotoverit3337 ikr! Even tho I've watched 3 times already, I have to watch again after reading this comment to confirm it🤣😂

[@philippebaillargeon5204]

"Do not ask why the the whole room smell like bleach"

[@kookie_krissy6728]

@@gotoverit3337 you don’t want to know. It has something to do with the lack of use of the bathroom…

[@willw2780]

“Do not bring any women around because I am completely terrified of them”

[@andileonamangulabnan380]

Bro is disrespectful just because he is a boy💀

[@psychoherobrine3406]

Imagine being scared.

[@YourMom-wi5to]

He has a wife tho😂

[@gordovlite5320]

Bro is married more than anyone can say for you

[@gordovlite5320]

@TINMANSAMUEL what? The guy has a video where he shows he is married and your analogy made no sense.

[@Darkness_Fuchsia]

Relax, if you're this person you'll never have to worry about people going into your room

[@RSFaber-nk6lh]

Amen

[@victorysworldtv]

Man I'll be worried you have no idea the people who are in my life

[@NakiriX1]

literally have people in and out of this room. It actually is annoying when ppl fiddle with your stuff. you wouldnt like it either if i borrowed your laptop and changed all the settings

[@capcom7794]

@@NakiriX1 only 5 year olds do that

[@RSFaber-nk6lh]

@@capcom7794 honestly the entire room screams 5 years old

[@Iltuotesoro]

My gamer friend says they're not toys, they're 'action figures' or 'collectables' he gets hella mad when I call them toys💀

[@ogku808s]

how you gon get mad over figurines bro

[@Ethnogoblin]

Cause he is using them figurines to finger himself​@ogku808s

[@Rizadon285]

Bruh

[@snarled_]

“do not touch us, we haven’t seen the sun for months and will turn to dust in contact”

[@shapchonka]

"Don't bring any grass, we never touch it"

[@AJ-vr9hf]

“Do not bring any girls, we’re allergic.”

[@Randomchannel-v2h]

Yes we will

[@Randomchannel-v2h]

​@imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs7321yheyeueurruruirririiririr

[@Randomchannel-v2h]

​@@shapchonka yes we never touch it

[@Jonathan331]

"if you follow the rules, you might get a second invite." Sir, I'm already regretting the 1st.

[@Motishay]

My thoughts exactly XP

[@caincassidybelandres3730]

​@@MotishayXD*

[@jimcanterak7349]

So you want to mess with other people's shit and be allowed to do so?

[@orangeisthenewstrawberry6603]

@@jimcanterak7349 nah, people just want to have a good time with friends. If a "friend" behaves like they have a narcissistic disorder, no one with an ounce of self respect is going to enjoy themselves being around them

[@fakename5308]

@@orangeisthenewstrawberry6603 there are only two stupid rules, and coming up with them doesn’t necessarily make him narcissistic. Saying no to borrowing games is only a problem if he gets mad at people just for asking, but I’m sure he doesn’t get mad irl and is just venting his annoyance for the video. Politely declining to lend out your expensive belongings which have sentimental value to you is not selfish whatsoever. Feeling entitled to pick the game at your house when playing with your friends is indeed pretty selfish; but not nearly as selfish as feeling entitled to pick the game at someone else’s house. Aside from those two, literally every other rule he mentioned is just basic human decency that your parents should’ve taught you when you were 3. Anyone who doesn’t already follow them is an objectively horrible person with no respect for others

[@Joslatt]

“If you go outside, you must be wearing shoes at all times to ensure you avoid making contact with any grass”

[@balancemyself]

😂

[@anayjain5882]

Underrated comment

[@g7wins]

Im deeaaadd😭💀

[@dmolegend1699]

🥂w comment

[@kannabis4575]

LMAO

[@CoolerTheStrongest]

That’s why I didn’t get invited to my friend’s house for straight 8 years, i absolutely didn’t know that.

[@LeahIsSlayyy]

“Rule 40: do not BREATHE it will disturb the gamer”

[@crazebanana6432]

Lmao, Horror rules

[@naviekd2409]

Lol you’re not, every people that liked you will probably forget you in the next day. Even I, will forget about you.. So no, tell your mom she has nothing to worry about.

[@clanka.]

rule 39: never say no to bacta

[@dendarr09]

​@@naviekd2409 shut up leave him alone

[@naviekd2409]

@@dendarr09 Never. It is my divine duty to clear the fools from their false beliefs.

[@shhhitsasecret1491]

This the kinda guy to value games over relationships.

[@backgroundartist1879]

More like the kinda guy who knows what his personal boundaries are. If someone doesn’t respect those boundaries, they aren’t worth being around.

[@GMEsam32]

100% agree, so called "knowing boundaries" yet struggle with depression because they're so lonely and don't want to do anything about it. Said by someone who struggled for years and overcame the issue.

[@iconica9516]

@@backgroundartist1879 "your opinion does not matter, we choose the games" "do not throw what looks like trash in the trashcan" boundaries my ass he turned gaming into his life gaming is cool and all but if youre treating it like its your precious gem then i dont think the people are the problem

[@zethcader6478]

@@backgroundartist1879 There are personal boundaries and then there is treating people as if they are below you.

[@tactizak323]

​@@iconica9516yeah totally agree, games were made to be entertained

[@CertifiedFresh7]

The one friend who invites you over just to watch them play a single player game

[@zerowolf9491]

usually im the one who invites to play games bring people in buy snacks to play stuff like smash bros mario kart and stuff and this one time yeaaars ago i got invited by a friend (good friend btw) and deadass the whole time was him talking about how he could beat super metroid fast, and literally the whole time was us seeing him attempting to speed run super metroid lol

[@berserkisdead357]

this has legit happened to me 💀

[@Deijin-2Real]

Ong this us true

[@a-lie-n]

I have the one friend who invites me over to watch me play a single player game lmao. I just wanted to chill and catch up 😭

[@haydenclark3177]

fr, thats all my old friends were in elementary. sad but my own fault for not moving on 😂

[@Little_Battle-cat_fan]

1. I don’t care if they adjust my equipment 2. Again I don’t care if they touch my stuff 3. If I have copies of the game I will let them borrow the game 4. Why would you have things that look like trash to where you can see it 5. I make it to where they choose the game unless they don’t want to 6. Open any door you want I don’t care 7. Finally I let them choose which player they be I’m a gamer and listening to this video hurt me and that is why I commented this

[@zmike2024]

Thank you like fr

[@TheNinjaturtlefromRMA]

Thank you finally

[@ryandepp7640]

Don’t worry, a person like this doesn’t have to worry about inviting friends over

[@YourFinancialAdvisor69]

@No Ronham Me trying to find the point of your punchline :

[@thedarklightskin]

@No Ronham you’re definitely one of these people

[@markpat1849]

@ruiabst Of course I fucking was, I really wanted to touch that charizard toy. Now stop reposting the same commeng acting all smart and stoic ffs

[@leonyang3667]

@No Ronham yk when i have friends over i usually dont give them this many rules, if you do tho, then youre a bore and a loser

[@ChillOki]

Some sadly have to worry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tyronetalam8488]

Tldr: For any room in general whether you're a gamer or smth else, just don't touch/mess around with other people's stuff without asking

[@woodrowcollins1975]

SAME DUDE😡😡😡😡😡it’s annoying

[@bangojetty]

This should be common sense. It's much easier to avoid inviting anyone that would do this into your room.

[@Miss_circle_fan49]

Imagine this was my gaming room (also I love the gameing set)

[@Cheesy_XYZ]

exactly but some people dont care at all

[@Cheesy_XYZ]

@@woodrowcollins1975 fr i had my stuff thrown around

[@Man-ob8sk]

“Your phone will be deeply searched and if we find any hint you’ve been talking to a girl, you’ll be executed on site.”

[@Chrystair]

With a plastic limited edition God of War axe replica still in it's original packaging.

[@carbruh9003]

​@@Chrystair Dmc 2 dante could beat him

[@carbruh9003]

​@Chrystair Amaury nah.... get that minecraft axe 🪓

[@zombiekiller4yo495]

it's too late for me

[@RabdoInternetGuy]

**Papers please theme plays** "You have been charged with socializing. The penalty is Death. Your family will be questioned about their involement. Glory to Gaming Industry."

[@Cheeselover6942]

Bros a one of a kind gamer

[@idiocracy587]

“Do not exist, your presence upsets the vibe”

[@reyad99]

Underrated

[@bingus4277]

This one is way too true

[@hunterryder6366]

No cotemmres

[@D0ubleS0uled_Iam]

This is the best KZbin comment I've seen.

[@AmiFar-qp9fm]

😂LMAO

[@ShADOwWIZardMONeYgAnGGG]

As an ancient gamer, I can say we aren't assholes bro 🗿

[@semilianooo]

Finally normal person

[@thatfeelingwhenyoufeel.]

@@Hazeltinneno that’s a different word bozo

[@nathanling2299]

@@Hazeltinne were not?

[@Beep325]

​@@HazeltinneThat's an entirely different word. Weren't means were not, not we aren't. Back to English class.

[@RegentLynx]

Lmao 💀

[@dudemannors8894]

There’s only one rule when I invite people to my room: “Please no shitting on the floor.”

[@rekar5768]

Fuck... Even when I really want to?

[@adamallie8859]

But I wanna get shwifty

[@JohnMkrv]

Such a horrible rule

[@parthkhatri6591]

What if its an emergency

[@amiamiamiii]

50£ fine

[@Stupid-w5h]

This guy probably has the best gaming room of all time

[@desupernoodle]

"If you are a female, none of these rules apply to you."

[@unoriginalname9649]

“This is our separate set of rules for you, as you can see it’s even more strict.”

[@E.K.O.H]

It's no girls allowed, unless enter at your own risk

[@googleyoflolz9930]

Free games for me? Or am I in the closet because I'm under-aged?

[@boywonder2120]

If you’re female you’re not invited

[@kaarijastar]

like hell they don't, no women are even allowed in my fucking room, only homies ( it's not gay if you wear socks )

[@bhokuamaas2062]

"Do not wear green t shirts, it reminds us of touching grass"

[@Iamroop1910]

Fr 💀

[@scturnn]

Dawg 😂😭😭😂😂

[@candyhu7247]

Lmao-

[@SonnyB-hu7zj]

Fr😂

[@elkoraki779]

This is the type of guy to do this and then come over to your house and trash the place

[@Synthesyn342]

And then tell you it’s better

[@tpalmer4757]

Fr

[@rapaelis2823]

I only agreed with the keyboard one until I realized that u can just change it back in like 10 sec

[@mortarion9813]

@@rapaelis2823 I only agree with the keyboard one and the one involving the trash (though only slightly). Keyboards just feel off when they're moved, and the slightest adjustment can sometimes just mess up your reflexes, especially when you're one to have a preset spot for the keyboard. Doesn't even need to be for gaming, just chatting, accounting, or making spreadsheets are all activities affected by the slightest adjustment and while aren't affected negatively, you get that irritating notion that it feels off. As for the trash thing, trash _definitely_ needs to go. I mostly take that as 'This is an organised mess. Yes, it isn't a perfectly symmetrical paper stack, yes those scissors and that paperweight aren't in a spot that would be visually appealing for a newcomer, _no_ I don't want you to 'organise' it, the corners of those papers are poking out in a fashion that allows me to more quickly figure out which paper is which due to order and layout.'

[@borablerta9090]

​​@@mortarion9813 dude if the slightly of position keyboard disturb your mood,you need therapy....i mean its an equipment that weight nothing,if its a vice clamp than i understand the rage

[@MrX-h3v]

Something funny is that I have a friend and he always lets me get player one and I don’t even ask him😂😂😂

[@GraysonDoe]

That is a legendary friend, I’ve never met someone who lets me get player 1

[@melihbas3848]

"Do not breath cuz oxygen level is optimized"💀

[@dwaynejamesarguelles3240]

Fr

[@itwasidio9483]

Fr

[@needstherapy192]

Fr

[@XxaAestheticzxX]

Fr

[@keilan1918]

Fr

[@modeloman4568]

“Don’t touch the pile of trash on my desk, it’s there for optimization”

[@JmKrokY]

Yes

[@chimichangas365]

And authenticity

[@Mikano_ñ]

It’s one of those “I know where everything is at, till you move it”

[@MexicanRAT00]

Me telling my mom this Mom:idc throw this shit away NOW😡

[@GraysonDoe]

Well if it’s notes for a game it can be important

[@biggiecheese1280]

"I wonder why nobody comes to my house" This dude.

[@Treesinthesummer]

ong like my only rules are don’t be a bitch if you lose and be careful with some stuff that’s all.

[@khairulaqram9827]

its ok if people only come to his house and hang out.. but if they entering the room its different story, need to follow his rule..🤣

[@Unnamed35532]

These are basic respect rules my guy, it’s essentially don’t treat someone’s house as your own. You’re the guest, their the host. Only one of these rules I have a problem with is the “Don’t ask to borrow any games” seems pretty selfish. Edit: And also the “Your opinion doesn’t matter, I choose the game” forgot about that one

[@Vl0gWithAb]

@@Unnamed35532 exactly, my room my rules.

[@balokrumput9074]

His room his rule

[@OliverKVG]

How to be single and have no friends: Be this guy

[@mamamia525]

Lol

[@leoloveschomiks]

he has a wife btw

[@pinkcheese8350]

If a gamer let's you inside their gaming room, their narcissism gets activated.

[@pinkcheese8350]

@Rad PW are you happy?

[@jeremyjones453]

For real. It goes from "I occasionally play games" to "video games is the only way to get dopamine for me" real quick.

[@kodyking1232]

@Rad PW hahahaha…😐😐😐🥱😐😐😐😑🫤

[@ZinxTheSlayer]

Ohio dictionary

[@drew.2fnny]

Fr!

[@e_cabrera_0455]

“Do not ask if we have a bathroom. We never take showers and sit in our own discretions during our gaming grind.”

[@donovanmacklin-custard6514]

Agre

[@Comiclover7676]

They use Gaming Chateter

[@nani5598]

True

[@kameroncleveland7537]

They probably pissed at the corner of the room and shit at that

[@CloudN9ne0404]

Yall really be self reporting now?

[@ghostwaterjones5187]

“Do not clean any of our figures. That’s a protective coating.”

[@aronimous_1015]

This ones foul 💀💀💀

[@a2trapmatic330]

he’s the type of guy to eat a snack then say “+10 health!!”

[@Dat_Kiwi_Boi]

Dead Rising reference

[@dingledoodles2615]

"Do not walk. The pressure on the floor is always optimised for ourselves"

[@ThatInkKid]

Lmao 😂

[@ThatInkKid]

True so true😂

[@thrillseeker6007]

That's so underated

[@Jboy825]

@@thrillseeker6007ikr

[@extratifytoday1231]

700th like 😮

[@AffanAhmUsm]

"Do not open any windows, we're allergic to fresh air"

[@Phoenix_King208]

I don't open the window because 1: I swear a lot and don't want people hearing that 2: i have long hair and it would get in front of my eyes Lol

[@Croatican]

@@Phoenix_King208 being a discord mod sounds restricting 😬

[@chloeeig]

@@Phoenix_King208 or because ur allergic

[@dustincrum1]

This is the type of guy to wear a shirt that says "I paused my game to be here"

[@FirstLast-cc6cv]

Unironically one of my favorite shirts, my nephew bought it for me for Christmas this year

[@gnulectures]

Lmfaooo

[@dustincrum1]

@@FirstLast-cc6cv W nephew W uncle

[@sofia_darksoul]

fr

[@mochaman29]

ya my mom bought be that shirt and I hate it but I'm not gonna tell her that 😅

[@jamal-w5r7g]

"wear a noseplug, the smell would kill a regular person".

[@BigMinecraftJohnny]

"Do not touch the waifu pillows. As crusty as they may be, they are the closest thing we have to a girlfriend."

[@crisiscringe3710]

Does the "Waifu pilllows" are in the room with us right now???

[@BigMinecraftJohnny]

@@crisiscringe3710 Your grammar was so terrible I think u just gave me conniptions. Thanks.

[@lukav3509]

💀💀💀

[@rimquelsiret]

That crusty one got me

[@GoofySnoobertWasTakenSomehow]

​@@crisiscringe3710 bro what is that grammar💀💀💀

[@BonesAv]

“Do not tell us to touch grass, it hurts our self esteem.”

[@rtf5398]

Lol

[@PsychH0e-]

yeah

[@SirLaser601]

atleast he's married, unlike you though

[@BonesAv]

@@SirLaser601 how would you know, I actually had my 10 year anniversary last month

[@SirLaser601]

@@BonesAv kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZjMmoCwm8mjecU

[@hi-xd5yt]

at this point, just say “do not enter our room”

[@daisysoriano6563]

260 likes and no comments? Lemme fix it: Underated comment lol

[@rabbittherabbit]

It's about respect, because too many times when some shit get broke or lost the first thing out people's mouth is "I don't know how that happen".

[@ariv6763]

No we want you in there, but we dont want you to mess with our crap

[@zek676]

how to remain single: be this guy

[@1MaxVader1]

“Do not make eye contact, we don’t do that here”

[@arthurdias7375]

No eye contact 😥

[@moisesmartinezmorales5885]

If I can't look them in the eye then how am I supposed to seduce them to make out

[@catsplayharryholmes9482]

​@@moisesmartinezmorales5885 not at all. 😂

[@MrTrool323]

Let's be honest,the only person who comes to the gamer room is the mother to check if her son is still alive

[@Crestkmu]

Lol true, very true😆

[@nattherat109]

A girl to

[@obijaun]

@@nattherat109 who says his mother is a woman

[@kratomcraving5051]

Or when she makes him pizza rolls

[@Farasha_Batata]

@@obijaun”yeah a mother is a mother not a female “ -A very wise man

[@acefreak9561]

this is a certified touch grass moment

[@jxdxns]

Fr 😂

[@exscorpiargaming3743]

Just sounds like being respectful to someone else's belongings if I'm honest

[@magalaleo9949]

​@@exscorpiargaming3743 Of course you'd think that Mr self-profclaimed gamer.

[@Panzystubbedtheirtoe]

@@exscorpiargaming3743 fr just take away anything “gamer” in this and it just sounds like what normal people should be doing?? Like all of this stuff is annoying even when it’s not in a “gamer room”

[@Kayriel]

@@magalaleo9949 I detect a hint of butt-hurt.

[@Kaneismyworld207]

Tbh, idgaf about gamers things. This is something you relate to that no one else relates.

[@owenwidjaja12]

Basically if we ever get invited to a gaming room, we just gotta stand in the corner and stare at them until they ask us to play💀

[@Cookingtrade]

Yeah

[@darkshadow2314]

yea what's the point right?

[@silentcrow6602]

**Becomes a statue**

[@silentcrow6602]

Also I don't really agree with the "Your opinion does not count we choose the games." Like, I'm a gamer too and I wouldn't care if someone wanted to choose a game they enjoy playing.

[@greenwall1120]

*if they ask

[@StoneColdSolidus]

This is the room where "friends" will sit for 6 hours in the corner hoping to play a game for 5 minutes

[@bestestbread]

As a kid, I always had this exact experience at a friends house. It was always so frustrating!

[@RadicoolToons]

​@@bestestbreadat that point, i would just stop visiting

[@bestestbread]

@@RadicoolToons I was a very stupid kid

[@inigochicano]

​@@bestestbreadif that's how they are you should stop coming over

[@fireburning8219]

My friend let me plays the game a lil bit

[@Lytro-Blox]

“Do not breathe the air in the room, it is our air only”

[@theuprisingandthedownfall5809]

And that’s how 2167 (and still counting) died in a gaming room

[@maskachaska4548]

😂

[@theocotte]

😂

[@BD4G1]

LOL

[@eltofubro7893]

"Mom, why is it that i dont have any friends?"

[@v1nxity]

"Do not breathe, the air in the room is optimised for our uses only" edit: thanks for the likes!

[@SkyWarriors21]

Obviously it helps us keep away all the cringe kids from our gaming ecosystem

[@southdraw1017]

@@SkyWarriors21 what the pile of shit stained underwear and the “bucket”

[@Savieor]

@@SkyWarriors21Our ecosystem is so diverse from maggots and cockroaches surviving off the LED lights and fallen cheetos

[@Notive21]

My life does matter

[@mightberain]

Um....

[@Gh05tk3y]

Bro when a friend wants to borrow a game I get unreasonably excited. It gives us something to talk about next time we chill.

[@hectorlackless]

Yeah exactly, plus they don't have to spend unnecesary money and use more plastic.

[@troljynx9953]

So long as they ask *before* touching it's all good.

[@anthonyjones9256]

Thats where he lost me too lol. Introducing someone to a game that ends up being amazimg to them is the best bond ever lol

[@s0m3n00b]

Had that feeling showing my friend fallout 3 and letting him borrow it after he tried it

[@tyronetalam8488]

I mean ig that "rule" is subjective and depends on the person

[@AscendedMonke]

Bro really made rules for his invisible friend

[@selajdinhoxha1407]

ThaTS wHaT I'm SaYng

[@chapone-124]

Fr

[@imthestinker]

YOOOO

[@Musicleakssss31]

Onnnng

[@insyncCOPS]

Emotional damage

[@Davi2262g]

"do not check our friend list, we do not want to get ghosted again"

[@TheAxelandx1]

"Do not get any bitches, you're gonna ruin the grindset"

[@selajdinhoxha1407]

LOL💀💀💀

[@elbesto7705]

💀💀💀😂

[@chapone-124]

LOL

[@darrenbrownly9951]

“Do not touch the piss bottles, they need to marinate for at least a month” Saw this comment on the other video, needs to be here as well

[@LynchtheFinch]

LMFAOO

[@noi8017]

bruhh 🤣

[@Caxculus]

Jarate

[@fartmasternuts]

@@Caxculus piss

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Evrey true gamer knows the piss bottles true purpose is to force their enemys to drink it.

[@crabby4911]

"Do not talk about women, they scare me"

[@MiloAndOreoTheRats]

girls are cute Edit: YALL I WAS YOUNG I KNOW BEYTER NOW-

[@pigalicionx]

@@MiloAndOreoTheRats 🤣

[@callmex6435]

Maidenless behavior

[@pigalicionx]

@@callmex6435 lmao for sure bud 💀

[@Rayquaza894]

@@MiloAndOreoTheRats thats gay

[@johnprime1147]

This but my actual room. I don't have a gaming room. Yet. Need a apartment for that

[@c0ldb0i16]

“ do not ask me if I have a girlfriend “

[@thatoneperson69]

69 likes

[@emochick6294]

…. 😂

[@jart1984]

no woman has stepped into this man's battlestation ever

[@ThatSmashGuy]

Fax

[@kynonerize]

He has never stepped into a woman's house

[@Eclipse-yt9bt]

He's married so you look kinda dumb fr

[@DeamonDragoon]

The only woman's presents he has felt was his mom and grandma

[@mrshlmusic]

No way he has a wife

[@NOTDeezy.]

"You might get a second invite" Bruh I ain't coming back

[@ReadytoDiveIn]

Correct because you didn't get an invite

[@voltstart4681]

Facts

[@loaded8514]

@@ReadytoDiveIn u got him sonic brother

[@DJGhost2055]

Who would come back to this you can't even do anything but watch him play like it's a teaser for a game if you can't grab the controller because your worried about being player 1 then why invite people over if your just gonna be raging every time 😂

[@RaziaBegum-r3c]

Bro:"what games do you wanna play?" Me:"uhh..this one" Bro:"your opinion does not count" 💀

[@Sleezeball99]

Someone:"I don't know why I don't have friends" 😭 Them also:

[@feiht5487]

i wouldn't mind having no friends with a room like this

[@yash9279]

​@@feiht5487 it's not like you'd be losing anything, it'd be an absolute win for you.

[@benwinter7636]

​@@yash9279 rough 💀

[@Vergil....]

@@benwinter7636 its not rough its the truth

[@Zam_A666]

​@@feiht5487 same

[@predatorx1123]

The rules change when your friend is a cop searching for the missing 20 people

[@The_og_moonwalker]

*No they don’t, nothing ever happened, and the closet is empty*

[@Weed69420]

Weed

[@mrnightshiftguy8997]

Yes funny Joke haha! I hear Footsteps in the forest at Night 🙂

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

I think you need to stop kidnapping people over online games

[@Deadmanzone]

Thats why they don't take showers, to hide the bad smell of the bodies

[@ZOCCOK]

Don't breath the air, it's laced with caffeine to make 0.00001% faster reaction times on Candy Crush Saga

[@shokolate1211]

HELP-

[@SonnyB-hu7zj]

W

[@kingvctor]

Yesterday I had friends over all we did was play gta ahah😊

[@tatertot8081]

Remember kids this is a tutorial on how to lose your friends. Imagine being his friend you would feel very uncomfortable in that room afraid of getting yelled at.

[@lordizzy666]

Yeah the whole " I choose the game, you have no choice" thing was not it. If you're my guest, you choose the games. At least up to 3, then I choose 1.

[@BryanM86]

About the only thing that made sense is not to touch random shit because some models are crap and break when you touch them to hard

[@lordizzy666]

@@BryanM86 Only 2 that were wrong was the game choices/opinions and the controller choice. The others made sense

[@mysterious_archive136]

Remember kids, this is how you lose cool friends, if you don't do what they say, then you're gonna live a loser life

[@Pinkalooo]

​@@lordizzy666 Nah cause if you're playing on someone else's console you don't get to be first player. First player typically has the most control in games and if it isn't your console it's not your right to be in control.

[@holypotato173]

Alternate title: do not socialize or attempt to make contact with gamers

[@Gecko1115]

yeah, the "your opinion does not count" part was the nail in the coffin

[@Sulferlines]

@@Gecko1115 I found it rude too but then I remembered that this is the exact same as going to someone elses home and asking for chicken wings instead of steak, it's still rude of them to say it but it's still THEIR home so they get to set these kinds of rules.

[@Sulferlines]

@I know I'm gay If I say this but Yeah I agree, it's gonna be very fucking weird to have multiple things ready and deny access to all but one thing, but then again, when eating you can at least eat multiple things at the same time while in gaming you can only really play one game at a time unless you're extra rich and have multiple gaming setups in a single room. At the end of the day the owner of the room would have the final say but it's literally the first rule of socializing 101 to allow guests and other people around you to voice their opinion and to have it matter on the final decision. So that's something that I think the original video should take back even though I understand where they come from.

[@RedKnightOfficial]

​@@Sulferlines Of course when you're in someone else's house, they have rules, but as a friend, guest, or family member, it's always possible to come to a general consensus. Everyone's opinions matter, so you all can enjoy whatever it is. Like chicken and steak, have some more chicken, have some more pie, it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.

[@Sulferlines]

@@RedKnightOfficial Yeah that's what I already said. I said that the owner of the house/room gets to put the rules like "don't touch the closet" or "don't eat in this room" but it should be VERY obvious that when you invite someone you should prepare for them to want other games and foods, usually when I get invited or I invite someone we tell each other what we planned to do/have and ask what we should add/change before the actual invitation

[@Nutsarooba]

I bet "friends" are forming an orderly queue at the door 🤓

[@benjiball0]

ok fr tho

[@BrandonThompson2]

Bro: but I do not have any trash on my desk I promise you. Bros desk: God damn dudes dude got a whole trash can on his desk