Dinosaur Train | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

[@benlawton8470]

The problem wasn't that he couldn't steer, it was the total absence of a bridge that killed them.

[@ssjsmith8879]

Dinosaur train... _Who is to BLAME_ ? 'Bout the unfinished tracks on the Dinosaur train?? _WOOO! Woooo..._

[@nickyricardo7034]

What makes you think that?

[@mrblue7499]

Congrats you got the joke

[@elliot3938]

wooosh

[@thingfish000]

You don't steer a train. It's on a track!

[@GodlessSpawn]

“🎵the train derailed and the dinosaurs, dieeeeed🎵” So... was that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs?

[@russellbrown6888]

Well, the impact part of the theory was correct.

[@sran438]

At least some survived and evolved into birds. XD

[@geromhy2593]

@@sran438 Not all dinosaurs were on that train xd

[@mut-x8k]

A like for making me smile

[@ToastyBeruka]

What if the train was called "Meteor"?

[@jakebarnes8404]

"She looked at that man, with tears in her eyes, And the train derailed, and the dinosaurs DIED!!!!!" LOL!!!!!

[@leemason5367]

0:55

[@geromhy2593]

@@leemason5367 xd craig bartlett, the creator of hey arnold, created that thing

[@leemason5367]

@@geromhy2593 never knew that

[@jodybabyboy2153]

💀😭😭😭😭😭

[@magicalotterlion]

LOL!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@holymoly17]

I like how they chose "implausible train" over "impossible train", as if to say that there is the slightest chance that this might've been possible lol

[@midnightrider3784]

Star Trek Voyager showed us it might have been possible

[@ARavensThorn]

everything is possible until proven otherwise

[@JeremyFinch42]

I mean, to be fair, a lot of what we knew about certain dinosaurs like the T-Rex turned to be drastically different than the truth, the T-Rex was basically a giant proto-bird with a serrated beak. If we ever dig up a train that can be carbon dated to a time long before trains were even conceivable then yeah, that was one implausible train.

[@gokukakarot5246]

900th like

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@JTroupeVO]

I never really understood this parody until 20 minutes ago when my mom put on the actual Dinosaur Train for my nephew and it was like the whole world suddenly made sense

[@tissuepaper1995]

Dad was too busy working as the driver so he put his son up for adoption but still has the legal rights to own him

[@gurvmlk]

I can't think of any examples off-hand, but I've definitely experienced similar. Where I've seen a show several times over the course of several years, but never got a particular joke or reference until suddenly BAM, I see or hear something that explains it, and said joke comes immediately to mind in new light like an epiphany.

[@michaelsong5555]

I don't get it.

[@Statsy10]

@@michaelsong5555 He's saying that this is a parody of an existing thing that he eventually came across. I haven't seen it either though.

[@Forzza92]

Same for me just now this moment 😂

[@PurpleWind64]

Looks like they're ready to ruin future childhoods.

[@spongegar1569]

can't wait to ruin my nephew's childhood

[@PurpleWind64]

Simple Animations It is? I thought it was kinda recent. Like the beginning of this decade.

[@joannecauvain5217]

not-so-Simple Animations!

[@joannecauvain5217]

PurpleFartyWind64

[@joannecauvain5217]

Some Anus

[@VoyageOne1]

"One was probably from a different dad" 😂😆🤣😆😂🤣🤣

[@amanjaya2971]

0:34 in the packet beef🍖

[@dex2792]

Aman Jaya it says to pay the passage fee

[@gerryjweathersthethird5284]

P R O B A B L Y.

[@pascualjimenez7996]

Ikr i was like wtf wow

[@lillianagelista1788]

Felt that... #bastardchild 😔🥴💔

[@quitepipe]

Herr T-Rex didn't care how history would remember him. Only that his train would run on time.

[@DuckJohnn]

Bring me dat ASS!!

[@misaelmpkanloscocos8216]

+Nixo Monopip nice booty

[@theponydalek7923]

Great chin dude

[@quitepipe]

+Nixo Monopip Nobody saw the underlying Nazi theme of my comment, they just compliment my ass. I don't know how I feel about this

[@StephenLynx8492]

+Nixo Monopip Don't worry Mr. Monopip; I got it immediately...I read it aloud in a very cold, emotionless German accent...And I LOLed uproariously.

[@NYxxDanceislife]

“Dinosaur shame on the dinosaur train” hahaha I had tears coming down my eyes

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@davidgraskemper8518]

Love how the T-Rex throws his tiny arms in the air as if to say "Oh well, can't steer the train". 😆

[@monkeycat48]

Think that’s his dad🤣🤣🤣

[@ocarinagirlandthestories648]

Who put him in charge of steering the train 😂

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

@@ocarinagirlandthestories648 Why is anybody in charge of the steering the train?

[@ocarinagirlandthestories648]

@@SmallSpoonBrigade because otherwise the train goes of the rails, like we saw in the video

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

The term dinosaur train can be interpreted in different ways in this case.

[@ash_j_williams]

Dont

[@marieantoinette5233]

Oh my gosh lol 😂

[@Jimmyupadhyay]

Really how?? i don't get it.

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

@@Jimmyupadhyay If you have to ask, you're to young to know the answer m8.

[@kaz9781]

Lol!! Best comment on here

[@davidfalloutbandit]

Moral of the story..don't sleep around when you're in a relationship See, Robot chicken is educational!

[@waynewreck4355]

Moral of the story, don’t be a cartoon or robot chicken will find you

[@adrock_sokolov6570]

Moral of the story, dont leave your husband for the suicide dino train with your 4 kids forced to sit next to mommy getting felt up.

[@DrPonce09]

Moral of the story....cheat on your husband and your ass is kicked to the curb. Screw the child support. There should be laws to punish unfaithful women. If I ever become a politician, first law I'll work on passing.

[@bakufan0658]

This is why I hate open relationships

[@zozidedodo780]

@@DrPonce09 a dad should support his children any way the law should be something like unfaithful wives don't get custody at all so the father gets custody and don't give money to a slut

[@Fuzzalina]

One of my favorite Robot Chicken bits. Vaguely knew there was an actual show but didn't realize how vicious the parody of the song really is until you hear the original. Epic.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

R.I.P. People Who Remember This Show From Their Childhoods Edit: Why tf is this my most popular comment. This comment is mid as hell bruh

[@CornyBum]

Haha wow, this is based on a real show? I should look it up sometime. I loved dinosaur stuff as a kid...and still kinda do.

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

I feel bad mate

[@TotalPogoGuy]

yes and noone remembers tommy zoom

[@jeremymurphy-malcolm8271]

Ya the show came out in 2008. I would have been 8 at the time when it came out. Did watch it for three or four season due to younger me thinking that dinosaurs were cool and not knowing about how they were killing machines

[@jeremymurphy-malcolm8271]

@@CornyBum Ya they tend to do that to everything lol

[@SOB98]

"Dinosaur trainnnn, who built this trainnnn?"

[@FizzySugarStar]

Dinosaur shaaaame on a dinosaur traiiin

[@Titanusrex1616]

🎵Dinosaur trainnnn implausible tainnnn🎵

[@oneandonlysound99]

Dinosaur trainnnn, impossible trainnnn

[@harlowchurch]

Dinosaur train robot chicken

[@sladkinable]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO BUILT THIS TRAIN??

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

the train could also time travel. just thought i'd add that

[@182supermario]

+virus4812 Wait... you serious?

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

the Don of Creativity yes the train can travel but only throu when the dinos ha lived and not when they ded

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

***** yeah it's dumb as hell. especially the whole peratacktol laying an t-rex egg

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

***** my question is how did it there? this is a semi-serious plot point that there ignoring here. this is why i hate PBS now they down grade Arthur's animation and half the shows are not really that educational now. not even half

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

buddy's egg. how did it get in to her nest?

[@moccalou]

Dinosaur traaaaain! Who built this traaaaain? Dinosaur traiiiin! Implausible traiiiiin!

[@lawrup]

God built it and your welcomed

[@thegildedagemadonnabe]

Lmfao those are my favorite parts of the song too!!!

[@Mangled_Babe]

Troodons! They were the smartest dinosaurs around! :)

[@rachellelouise6112]

Don't forget "Dinosaur shame on the Dinosaur Train!"

[@rajvader]

Trains don't have steering wheels.

[@PizzaTimee]

+rajvader this one does

[@BoBaconLives]

+rajvader ♪ Dinosaur train. . . Implausible train ♪♪

[@imludwig]

+rajvader Yeah and dinosaurs don't exsist.

[@knifetoucher]

+rajvader Dinosaur trains do

[@DomQuartuccio]

Actually some trains do, The old Steam Locomotives had "Brake wheels" to apply/release the brakes.

[@LeftyPickleMaster]

Isn’t there a blue pteranodon named Shiny?

[@j-sant-animations8105]

She didn’t make it passed starvation and the rain.

[@thwackuccino8798]

The stegosaurus was her dad

[@KainoPhoeno]

Yes

[@nicksworldofmysticalwonder8509]

Yep but she didn't make it to this video

[@LeftyPickleMaster]

@@decorumpantroglodytes5962 she turned into a Don

[@nerdymermaid2784]

"I love u, your kids and your bastard son!" LMAO🤣🤣

[@themaniaanimator7995]

Of course, all the herbivores think Carnivores are a bunch a Bastards

[@hooperdreable]

"And Then The Train Deliered And The Dinosaurs Died!!!"LMAO

[@expomarker5799]

I don't care how small a t rex's brain is, the conductor seriously could have been capable of steering the train if he had only stood a little closer to the wheel

[@thecpmr6276]

Also you can't steer a train...

[@skwills1629]

The Dinosaur Train is run by Troodons, not T-Sex's...... and the Conductor is a Troodon.

[@uhksyg1443]

I dont care how small.ur brain is u cant steer a train off tracks

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Expo Marker ikr

[@fredrickfraser1659]

Jake Steampson That is a brake wheel

[@GenieVillain26]

The sounds kind of sounds like the CatDog theme song.

[@tomurg]

Probably meant as a reference to it.

[@Ezramicon]

+GenieVillain26 This was a kid's tv show called Dinosaur Train. Not a reference to CatDog at all

[@GenieVillain26]

Maxwell Vail I know that. I am just saying that a part in the song's melody sounds like the CatDog theme song.

[@GenieVillain26]

Maxwell Vail BTW that was tomurg that said it was a reference, not me.

[@comicbookreviewer4856]

+GenieVillain26 I was thinking the same thing

[@dave5194]

If you think to hard about it, Dinosaur Train was really messed up.

[@blackopsy9]

+David Lam This video did all the thinking for you and you still have the balls to say "If you think to hard about it-"

[@finnlight7784]

+MOΛΩN ΛABE Hold up.

[@mostar1219]

In logic, maybe, but in morals, Buddy was adopted

[@jsmith5212]

+mostar1219 There are some Lizard who switch bird eggs with there own maybe that's what the T-Rex did

[@mostmelon]

+J Smith Yeah, but you don't think of that in the heat of the moment.

[@_TheRealMilk_]

All jokes aside, this is a headbop.

[@MrPurple656]

It sounds like ghost riders in the sky

[@themarioman5673]

"Three of them had the same features Mom had but one was probably from a different Dad" I'm dead! XD

[@mariahmcminn]

*”I love you, your kids, and your BASTARD son”.*

[@hannablackwell9544]

"She looked at that man with tears in her eyes And the train derailed... *AND THE DINOSAURS DIIIIIIIEEED!"*

[@ryangallagher9723]

How did they know where California was sixty-five million years ago?

[@ryangallagher9723]

Also, Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs.

[@alexsal9]

Jii

[@dritonabdulahu9589]

Ryan Gallagher

[@bambostarla6259]

What I'm pretty sure they are considered a dinosaur.

[@ezioauditore3294]

Dark Starla. they are flying reptiles not dinosaurs

[@Ceratosaur]

0:44 "Be my wife, come to California and we'll start a new life! I don't care what you did or what you've done. I love you, your kids and your bastard son!!!" Love it, the best scene. 😂😂😂 It's better than Shakespeare!

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

“She looked at the man with tears in her eyes and the train derailed and the dinosaurs died!”

[@cosmicfox5112]

Dinosaur trainnn

[@dr.omanyte138]

Also love that scene. I died when he said "bastard son"

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

@@dr.omanyte138 same trust me buddy’s forward face is very scary

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

Implausible trainnn

[@Tanker619]

I actually miss Dinosaur train that was my childhood I wish they never discontinued or cancel it

[@JemeremMazza]

Its still on tv though? I saw it just 1 month ago?

[@heyimadino]

@@JemeremMazza idk did you? Lol

[@dannyjoe3343]

If u just have antenna tv, it still plays on the 5th PBS channel.

[@timothyware7510]

​@@dannyjoe3343what PBS channel?

[@nicksworldofmysticalwonder8509]

0:42 lets be thankful she put her children in the suitcase

[@nicksworldofmysticalwonder8509]

Wait a minute the kids don't fit there she might have sent them to the brake van (caboose)

[@nicksworldofmysticalwonder8509]

Cause I think the stegasaurus and the mother pteridon were having some naughty time which is why the suitcase was jolting

[@Poppyplaytime20234]

No wonder the case was shaking

[@whitetigerthunderzordpower9156]

I bet the baby T-Rex's dad is the train's driver since he's a T-Rex and the same color as the kid

[@DBSbluedevil]

+AureliaCharm my daughter watches this every day lol

[@XoxeroThePoet]

+AureliaCharm Yeah, I think it was a parody of what would have happened if they boarded the train under a different scenario and then pointing out the stupidity of the Dinosaur Train itself. Not so much a parody of what the actual show is like. Robot Chicken does that kind of stuff a lot, and some people (Nostalgia Critic for one) don't like it because they don't understand what they're doing. Which is weird.

[@tanith117]

+AureliaCharm If the Conductor was a Troodon the train was Fucked Either way.

[@Shadybish]

+DBSbluedevil if she watched this... think.

[@joannecauvain5217]

Some Anus

[@dragonzilla6482]

If a Stegosaurus did marry a Pteranodon, I wonder what the child would look like?

[@rock3793]

Dragon Zilla no kid cant mix

[@lazylank]

Spikes with wings!

[@ezioauditore3294]

Dragon Zilla. That cannot happen 1. One of them is a dinosaur the other one is a flying reptile for example a bird and a crocodile cannot crossbreed too. 2. Probably. mor than 80-100 million years of time between these two types of reptiles

[@thefuckler5896]

Dragon Zilla a stegonodon

[@mosapunk]

Dragon Zilla that stegosaurus is supposed to be moris but he didn't married Mrs. T he was a stegosaurus that actually ended a fight with alvin allosaurus in the show but then become friends

[@tuffylaw]

Someone is really tired of researching shows with their kids.

[@Yoachan]

I unironically love this show. Dinosaur Train is a fantastic show to just sit down and watch.

[@haninaction2754]

0:14 theyre was leaving their dad after his wife got cheating

[@MrV902]

I love how there's a KZbin ad recommending "Dinosaur Train Season 101 From $3.49" in the top right of this page.

[@FizzySugarStar]

I've never watched this show HOW DOES IT HAVE 101 seasons?

[@dorkfish1275]

@@FizzySugarStar it has 100 episodes, yt's just an idiot

[@chimera9042]

I loved this show as a kid on pbs... Now i love it even more.

[@LostMercenary99]

What the bloody santa christ did I just watch?

[@charliegareginyan9584]

I see Nostalgia critic has had his influence

[@1217death]

LostMercenary99 dino porn

[@corruptedfile1985]

I'm wondering the same thing😅😅😅😅

[@zenthedeathking1367]

I don't know

[@aidangordon2713]

Welcome to Robot Chicken! Where Toad's a getaway driver, Pikachu lives the high life, Palpatine is Michael from The Office, and... well, you get the point.

[@TSMASB]

Yep so many memories on the dinosaur train,so then Robot chicken comes and ruins all of the childhood

[@juliankirby9880]

This song contains many of the elements of a blues song. A train, a cheating spouse, redemption. 3/5

[@briansoto9067]

I was this show with my 4 year old on PBS and I always asked about that T-Rex. This is so funny 😂

[@cchurch96]

Dinosaur train chicken robot

[@boombybimblebikbus]

If this was the plot I'd actually watch the show

[@joedesalvo3316]

Ghost Dino's in the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. yippy yai yay........... yippy yai ooooooooooooooooooo.....

[@kioaskdask4076]

Ghost Dino's in... The skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@ledajiahill-boyd578]

Omg thank you

[@a-10warthog23]

I was wondering what song this made me think of..

[@cierapena2855]

The Train derailed, and the Dinosaurs DIED LOL

[@williamjones1893]

0:49 I love you and your kids and your bastard son.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jaceblue04]

Seth Green, you've done it again.

[@nominatorchris5591]

MrNahual2099 ok?

[@trainboy7]

I can never understand how Dinosaurs and Trains can co exist in this show.

[@malachiowens3423]

Well it's a cartoon so really logic doesn't have to be like that

[@ballpython1001]

They also speak English

[@procow2274]

Dinosaurs invented trains :)

[@pedrosaabedra5653]

I know i'm three years late but maybe humans were killed by a giant meteor and dinosaurs slowly came back and saw what the humans had and slowly becoming smart.

[@zappy2000]

The thing is the train time travels

[@Gunfighter150]

Is anyone else just thinking of Catdog while listening to this song?

[@ssjsmith8879]

me

[@oriadakreggud7688]

Yes

[@Floptokisforever2007]

Yes

[@leoncaples2947]

That's an entirely different Melody from this song.. Jeez, how old are you?

[@AdvancedStudio]

Please note that the train moves through the time tunnel in the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous periods. That is, when we see a family of pteranods at their home in the Cretaceous period, their friends from the Jurassic and Triassic periods are not alive.

[@bradpotts1747]

tfw robot chicken is trying to be clever but forgets that you don't steer a train

[@ASTCify]

I'm Neil deGrasse and I find this Tyson.

[@jamesegan2418]

ASTCify where is Uranus

[@forky1686]

James Egan gtfo

[@riotbreaker3506]

Nyquil dissapproves, you are banned from Guatemala, mister Tyson.

[@robertmoulton2656]

I've watched this a dozen times , can't stop giggling .....

[@qwellen7521]

Look like some writer is dealing with some unresolved issues in their childhood.....

[@animestein]

Or major unresolved issues with what their kid/s are watching.

[@bubbnuggt3232]

No one: That T-rex: I HAVE A HYPOTHESIS

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

His name is buddy

[@nisaeltorres8093]

@@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414 I bet buddy got bullied by the older t rexes because of his name

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

@@nisaeltorres8093 wow

[@nisaeltorres8093]

@@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414 they probably gave him swirly's in the big pond

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

@@nisaeltorres8093 oh how do you know this

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

The good moments are how the pterodactyl mom kept the t-Rex kid despite her being a pterodactyl and the moment with the stegosaurus proposing was so sweet

[@TheVeryAgilePM]

As a mum that has to watch this and has these questions I have to say this was excellent in every way. They need to do one for every kids show :)

[@MasterJunior93]

Seriously, how can a dinosaur drive a train, nevermind the economics?

[@spyrofan9681]

Just learnt this is an actual kids TV show

[@entransta]

WITH A FUCKING TIME TRAVELING TRAIN

[@Nanthecowdog]

It's also by the same guy who made Hey Arnold

[@TylerRakstis]

And by Jim Henson's company.

[@yoboy1423]

no this is on abult swim and comes on cartoon network at night

[@TylerRakstis]

Alex Cruz Well we mean the cartoon this skit is based on.

[@hectordubon3487]

"Dinosaur Train, Implausible train"

[@thepersonfromnowhereland234]

0:25 *THAT LEAGAL!!!*

[@toonbugstudios1628]

*FUN FACT* : The person that sung this was Rob Paulsen.

[@Nick-ty9us]

That doesn’t even sound like Rob Paulsen

[@DCDarksky]

I wonder what modern kids show Seth Green is gonna ruin next! Super Why, maybe? :)

[@LoganSweningson]

I was just thinking the same thing!

[@TheWolfgabe]

That would be golden

[@agentprime2179]

Sofia the First, Elena of Avalor, Doc McStuffins who knows the possibilities are endless

[@TheWolfgabe]

Daniel Tiger would be priceless

[@DCDarksky]

TheWolfgabe I can just imagine Mr. Rogers coming back from the dead and slapping Daniel in the face.

[@JadeElf]

So.... Dinosaurs were smart enough to create a time traveling train. But some how, were still wiped out at the end of the Cretaceous? lol

[@M1ckTheMan]

+JadeElf They planted the skeletons to keep us off track-SOON THEY WILL RULE US ALL!

[@StephenLynx8492]

+yoshimickster Off track! LOL!

[@discountchocolate4577]

What if the time traveling train was the dinosaurs' _solution_ to the Cretaceous extinction? There was no way in hell they were escaping mass death by going forwards in time so they decided, fuck it, we'll set up a transportation system where we go back and forth between present day and settlements in earlier points in geologic history that are survivable.

[@martabonilla8851]

ITS OBVIOUS!! Buddy is actually adopted IN the show; velociraptors drive the train. WHAT MY NEPHEW FORCES ME TO SING THE THEME SONG >:(

[@TylerRakstis]

Troodons actually.

[@willk4862]

lol. you poor soul. I watched this show once out of extreme boredom and alcohol and it was unbearably funny. I tried to wipe clean the memory, but with no success.

[@amandaterry9102]

marta bonilla Troodons drove the Dinosaur Train

[@deetee2011]

It's a gallimimus or troodn

[@leolor9328]

omg i remember watching this as a kid and thinking it was just another playful rendition of the actual dinosaur train. Re-watching this now 10 years later, I'm absolutely horrified.

[@kaseyleitchnextgen3281]

“And the train derailed, and the dinosaurs DIED!!!”

[@superjj1850]

Reminds me of the cat dog intro

[@wiansnyders6124]

At 0:33 I was like well things just took a turn for the worst

[@guidocioni]

It's like the fifth time that I look at this video. So perfect.

[@JoeSmith-qy6qo]

couldn’t even edge to this. IMMEDIATELY exploded all over my SCREEN. clean UP on aisle MY PANTS.

[@Chad-A-Porterproductions]

Man this reboot is looking epic

[@mrhyde3063]

0:55 best part

[@Cyberraptor14]

It's just like that one scene from "2012"

[@doctorbird4326]

1: It's implied that the T.Rex fell into the Pteranodon nest by accident and they just went "What ant odd looking Pteranodon" and raised him as such. 2: The dinos have human intelligence heck maybe more as they time travel in the show on occasion. 3: The Pteranodon family represents a regular old family so the dad has a job (that's why you see him less) while the mom raises the kids and such (I am not sexist just this is what I can make out from watching the show and my own family) 4: The train is run by Troodons who are incredibly intelligent (for dinosaur standards) they also have about human sized arms so they can definitely reach for the controls in the shown train, and the train is made for dinosaurs to run it. 5: That is all

[@Python-xs2iv]

It was a good show

[@amberdavis7082]

I remember when I was 10 years old my mom clicked on this video for my baby brother to watch. Me and my mom didn’t realize/notice it said “adult swim,” and then after I began to watch it with my baby brother. I realized it was adult swim. My poor baby brother. 😂

[@GOS-22-iz3wn]

Dinosaur Train Adult Party Cartoon be like:

[@ZacharyDietze]

"Before time began, there was... the train... We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create tracks, and fill them, with life. That is how our civilization was born... For a time we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil, and so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by extinction, and the train, was lost to the far reaches of Earth. We scattered across the world, hoping to find it, and rebuild our home, searching every river, every tree... And just when all hope seemed lost... message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown race called... 'humans'... But we were already too late..." (Shows the beginning of World War I)

[@StephenLynx8492]

This should be the actual opening narration of Dinosaur Train.

[@ZacharyDietze]

+Stev Hussar Imagine if it was done by Peter Cullen himself? Or Morgan Freeman? Amazing...

[@StephenLynx8492]

+Zachary Jorgensen Or how about Ron Pearlman? Or perhaps Roger Cross, who voiced Ulysses in Fallout New Vegas?

[@cjrock95]

I straight up read that in Peter Cullens voice.

[@racingraptor4758]

Intro for Dinosaur Train The Movie

[@deadmansq721]

This explains buddy and his origin

[@djhero0071]

My sister grew up watching this. Bloody fucking hell,it made it so much better with background knowledge XD

[@thwackuccino8798]

0:40 The fact that he was licking his lips is just hilarious

[@Canning723]

I always get confused what he was doing at 0:41.😕 are they.. are they.. are they having SEX?!😱 OMG! Morris! You wanna be ashamed of yourself! Look at this clip!😨

[@Canning723]

I’m not sure what happened after that….. because we don’t get to see because the camera moves up in the next scene.

[@n0longer]

Holy sh!t, I just rememberd that the Show existed. G R E A T

[@iandempsey6241]

I want a full feature length robot chicken film about this one dinosaur train parody where basically it’s a stop motion animation drama about a struggling dino mother who lives on a train with children after being kicked out of their home and the film is mostly about her hiding from her children how she pays for the tickets and a beautiful love story between her and the stegosaurus.

[@Caseofgames]

That isn’t possible. The dinosaurs died.

[@megawin2511]

i loved this show when i was younger

[@NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64]

+Mega Win me too

[@charliegareginyan9584]

This show aired literally 3 years ago what are you now, 12?

[@megawin2511]

Well no im 13

[@megawin2511]

Just a couple weeks ago

[@megawin2511]

Oh how time flies

[@chicagopiano8722]

*ONE WAS PROBABLY FROM A DIFFERENT DAD*

[@EggwashArt]

Me: oh is this going to be a happ- Robot chicken: and then they died Me: there it is

[@christophercarrera2005]

0:41 Forbidden love

[@mudkip69420]

Usually robot chicken episodes are either disturbing or dark, but this one was just funny.

[@JaredReabow]

trains don't need steering....

[@houseofthesupermen377]

I love how Shiny is just another toy of Don and isn't even blue. It's just something I thought I'd point out. Other than that, the toys and especially the actual train looked great. And let's not even get started on the song.

[@mq8858]

My younger brother watches this after school, so I've seen some episodes... luckily their dad sticks around

[@3Beans3]

So instead of a meteor, it was a train that killed the dinosaurs lmao

[@deathsonggaming]

Sounds and looks like a scientifically accurate video.

[@Retrotude]

Mrs. Pteranodon really oughta stop "comparing features" with every man she meets.

[@thetinfoilfreak]

Thank you, I needed this in my life, cause that show nearly drove me insane, and this makes it a whole lot better

[@gingerdad127]

I used to watch this show with our kids... I loved your parody, pure brilliance! 😂😂😂

[@IbarakiPlays]

Me now being 18 and watching my sister of 2 years old watch dinosaur train while I watch this and laugh 😂

[@SuperSonic1ify]

I love how the conductor tries to drive the train for all of three seconds before just giving up and shrugging.

[@antoniosalieri1048]

Lol

[@mrviking2mcall212]

Trains can’t be steered anyway.

[@byff2323]

I’ve seen almost everything from Robot Chicken; I must say, this is my favorite sketch from RC!

[@antoniosalieri1048]

Dinosaur Train, Implausible train

[@galacticcactus5530]

The train driver was the dad. XD

[@julianvarghese1594]

That robot chicken insulated dinosaur train

[@NamcoFanatic2010]

0:58 I like how they had the balls to inconsistently add a steering wheel instead of a firebox, levers and valves.

[@josejuliangonzalez9216]

0:01 Mrs pteranodon is not a dinosaur she is a pterosaur, didn’t robot chicken watched the show?!

[@LoganFugelseth-zm4ud]

who cares

[@fibecheee]

🤓🤓