Dio's Bizarre Cafe Adventure

[@RawazFHK]

I’m sorry for taking so long, I will try my best next time, enjoy and thanks for watching. Join Discord Server: discord.gg/HeavensZone Social Media’s Twitter: twitter.com/RawazFHK Instagram: instagram.com/RawazFHKF Patreon: www.patreon.com/RFHK

[@MrMansurf]

THANK YOU GOD

[@MrMansurf]

IVE NEEDED THIS VIDEO EVERER SCINCE I SAW PART 1

[@whichsherice]

Epiiiic, also your editing is godlike.

[@veryhotraddish6901]

Epic

[@comedianlmao3031]

Yes.

[@danylcoye8465]

"Hayataro doesn't exist, he can't hurt you."

[@lyam32]

Exactly

[@gamingwithlucas4982]

Hayataro:I am a kid with a gun lol

[@JAVASTRONIVLA]

No its kirataro

[@runbeetch8909]

Its Yoshikage Kujo

[@vegetaclanmain]

It’s Jatayo

[@brad3756]

Jotaro: Do you understand? Dio: **Understands** no Jotaro: Good Dio later: **Speaks english**

[@基德_the_handsome]

Abbacchio: Tea is better than coffee

[@ceo_of_beypazari]

who tf ruined 69

[@Kxt11]

Piss

[@san-day7638]

why are you here as well

[@KAITO-p4s]

Especially if it's yellow.

[@yeshnavale]

Sounds like britain to me

[@tobsesc6163]

DIO and Giorno: * exist * Fans: going to the market with My father DIO

[@moderncrusader1150]

You can never have enough of DiGiorno

[@jakasalways]

"After all he lost his "DIO's Restaurant". Now he made a Cafeteria named "DIO CAFE" so Jotaro will kick his ass again."

[@_Kaori_Miyazono_]

Why do you hate me su much?

[@genogenemx3981]

Indeed

[@ilovecairns5181]

Cafeteria doesn’t equal Café?

[@jakasalways]

@@ilovecairns5181 Then why is it "DIO Cafe" not "DIO Café"?

[@jakasalways]

@@ilovecairns5181 also it has 2 floors

[@genes___0606]

違和感なさすぎる。編集技術すごいし台詞もあってる。。。。そこにシビれる憧れるゥ!!

[@mutantlistic24]

Nobody gonna talk about how none of jotaro's body didn't get bigger..

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

Oh it got bigger, you just didn’t read the instructions

[@ilovecairns5181]

Connor, der von Cyberlife gesendete Android. No he’s saying that they are bigger. READ

[@akio6174]

Read 5:15

[@mitthrawdoritos30]

We already knew Jotaro was packing a 12 inch mag after the darby fight.

[@amogus6770]

Read the instructions and you will know why

[@BLAZE_2099]

6:29 DIO: Ya mama, D E A D Star platinum: [O R A] [B O O M]

[@ritsuafk]

" The voice and the subtitles match " A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT A WELCOME ONE Edit : Fine , I edited the quote since I messed up .

[@ilovecairns5181]

You messed up the quote...

[@joejoestar4809]

*A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@smichel869]

Nagatoro Senpai Nice you have 420 comments on this channel

[@yog-sothoth7718]

@@smichel869 You're right😱😱

[@ritsuafk]

@@ilovecairns5181 I see , damn , I am stupid

[@redtord7194]

I love how in every fan made Jojo episode Dio is trolled and ridiculous but in the original anime/manga he is like a god

[@АртемМакєєв]

That's what happened with Dio when he became Giorno's dad

[@mr.danish4576]

Can we just take a moment and appreciate that this is the best JoJo edit we ever seen

[@mr.danish4576]

@@KannaDHD oh yeah bragongod video is also good

[@redtoilet4137]

Quang Nhat more like it match alot

[@willno8888]

Giorno goes to McDonald's or whatever it's called. My personal favorite.

[@Nutter_]

I know right?

[@Frosty-bq6iv]

@Horny Churro wdym by she

[@Mio_devious]

Amazing job! I’m Japanese, and I very much enjoyed not having to read the subtitles hehehe

[@nonshan432]

Nobody: Like literally nobody: Jotaro: Doo yoo undustan?

[@jiojiovana3741]

Yes i Am

[@yusufiskandar1862]

no

[@uriel3149]

Doo yoo undestan?

[@uriel3149]

Doo yoo undestan?

[@uriel3149]

Doo yoo undestan?

[@BrsAykt0019]

I love how Dio is just a dipshit that enjoys doing mild evilness instead of trying to conquer the world or eradicating the joestar bloodline

[@YuriYoshiosan]

"I will hire Sakuya as a maid." - DIO

[@confusedbird5839]

Why would DIO hire his sister as a maid?

[@YuriYoshiosan]

@@confusedbird5839 *Because now, he can overwrite the shit out of reality.*

[@confusedbird5839]

@@YuriYoshiosan *How Nani!?*

[@YuriYoshiosan]

@@confusedbird5839 The World: Over Heaven

[@hiirohaibara]

DIO have a sister name Sakuya???

[@tiamelancholyjeoncockity]

Appreciate this guy’s effort of making the subs and voice as close together as possible 🥺

[@zree5062]

"Giorno part 3 isn't real it can't hurt you" Giorno part 3 : (look at the tumbnail boi)

[@mariytstuffies6393]

Ur so cute in the profile >:3

[@mariytstuffies6393]

I subbed

[@RodrigoMartinez-ib9fq]

@@mariytstuffies6393 you simping

[@alleggic25hoursago5]

Giotaro

[@trollge5881]

@@RodrigoMartinez-ib9fq lol

[@st8956]

DIO「おはようございます。」

[@manguitosuper]

I like how giorno can insult DIO and he doesn't do anything

[@moderncrusader1150]

Dio doesn't want Giorno to bring out Gold Experience Requiem

[@notabirdboy]

I love how they just hate each other but in a family way

[@Morimori67io]

​@@moderncrusader1150 or you know, Giorno is his son and all

[@Qzxbak]

1:01 I love how just Gironos theme is in the background

[@mac6099]

I just see a minute of it and I'm satisfied just seen this important messages.

[@realperson9951]

“the voice and subtitles of this video match each other” what a madlad

[@usumesugita_karupisu]

字幕と日本語音声一致してんの普通にすごいな…。会話内容が入りやすい

[@imafraidjumitebeinagang]

The dedication of this guy. Respect my good sir, respect.

[@chikihando2483]

or gal this is 2020 if you do a mistake people will call you racist or smth

[@paperlewd7609]

@@chikihando2483 that is true as fuck my guy/gal or whatever the fuck you are (no offense)

[@jonathanjoestar863]

Dio, stop serving people our urine...

[@user-mj9rf4mm6f]

I notice that Jotaro didn’t get effected by the pills...

[@kuroshu7071]

its the same type as star platinum

[@Sir-Thrash]

No wonder how jolyne was made

[@dawnt156]

@@Sir-Thrash jolyne's mom must have really enjoyed her night with jotaro

[@acookie1410]

@@dawnt156 It’s almost as effective as star finger.

[@dawnt156]

@@acookie1410 him doing star finger is basically just destroying her insides

[@kaniikarma]

Mega appreciation and respect for making the voices and subtitles match, I applaud you for taking your time on it. Now Japanese people like me can enjoy your videos 2x more. Thank you so much.

[@valentinnoguera5589]

I guess DIO is no longer a vampire, since the sun doesn't affect him and he can't regenerate anymore.

[@zakariaradoine625]

Sunscreen

[@mungkim2180]

@@zakariaradoine625 Its Plot Armor

[@mynaemsophie]

@@mungkim2180 no he just put a ton of sunscreen on himself, if he had plot armor he would've not died

[@NERO_MYBAND]

He’s the ultimate life form.

[@highsenbergg8894]

He uses sunscreen

[@conntoons_4848]

I love how Dio stops time just to do the simplest of thinks like take the lid of the tea kettle off

[@jjlrdz]

NOW THIS is quality content .....

[@winterlou]

Imagine showing these to someone who’s never watched Jojo. These are so well made it could fool them.

[@mr.danish4576]

4:00 Za Warudo : BITES ZA DUSTO 4:48 Za Warudo : KINGU CRIMSON

[@quesobandito8733]

Stands of the same type...

[@danicabescae9689]

Dio: what is the problem? Giorno: *angry italian music*

[@AlfiTarish]

The service there is really fast guys, it's almost like he stopped time. Really recommend it.

[@Rickster..]

Totally not a “jojo” reference

[@rainobi5346]

7:15 Therapist: Jotaro Yoshikage isn't real, he can't hurt you Jotaro Yoshikage:

[@Follower_of_Havel]

Part 8: (●__●)

[@bestpriest2224]

Short memes are fine. I'm here just for the memes. I don't care if it's long or short

[@Riki-Ryugasaki]

I wanted to watch jojo to understand the memes Then ended up loving the entire story and osts and characters

[@ChrisWhoPlaysLizzie]

@@Riki-Ryugasaki same lol

[@Riki-Ryugasaki]

@@ChrisWhoPlaysLizzie Didnt know its that great series tbh

[@ChrisWhoPlaysLizzie]

@@Riki-Ryugasaki it became my favourite thing, I’m so happy I decided to watch it

[@danielmoreno2562]

Shut up and make me a cherry donut

[@ultimatepotato705]

聞き取れるッ！ありがとう！

[@herotheaubreyhater]

ratio

[@philipmc1545]

@@herotheaubreyhater why?

[@herotheaubreyhater]

@@philipmc1545 read what did he say about my mother

[@-Raylight]

This is really a high level of Jojoke xD 5:16 LMAO, what is this pill 6:28 Can't believe DIO just made your momma joke like that lol Yes DIO, Giorno warned you this prank is not good for you. What a good son

[@nebula8117]

Big Gays Thats What I See

[@ryanm4166]

Can we all just talk about how perfectly subbed that “yo momma” joke was?

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

3:39 wait. Was that Diego’s dialogue from Eyes of Heaven?

[@arnavsingh3611]

Girlfriend: Come home Boyfriend: Sorry , it’s Jojo Friday Girlfriend: I’m home alone Boyfriend : I hate saying things twice when I shouldn’t have to edit: guys chill I never claimed I came up with it , I just wanted to share it

[@haharmageddontv6581]

Muda da muda

[@toomanyeyesjoe1438]

Very blatantly stolen

[@Weenierizzler]

A man of culture

[@armelliumthefulgent.6053]

**insert Jojo punching that random guy here**

[@zach6812]

You litteraly stole the meme

[@kakyoininiggysbody2654]

Teacher: why are you laughing Me:nothing My mind : *DIO* *ZILLA*

[@Yes-dc2gm]

That's accurate cuz, in italian, dio=god, therefore GODZILLA

[@kakyoininiggysbody2654]

@@Yes-dc2gm ah yes someone know

[@sakatagintoki5409]

Interesting new anime, this will probably be the best anime this fall or even this year

[@mrcherryice8451]

5:37 killer queen has already touched the pee

[@anisekaieddomtorreto9588]

My God Dio yet again has failed miserably. Don't worry Joestars , He will come back as a Maido-San next time. Just wait and watch.

[@mrprowannabe5366]

You just said God two times

[@anisekaieddomtorreto9588]

@@mrprowannabe5366 That's one of my God Dio's Godliness abilities.

[@strayanimator9676]

1:45 that made me laugh for a while

[@mr.danish4576]

7:16 Warning! Jumpscare!

[@HalurLad]

Dio!!

[@hatkid9368]

@@HalurLad u-ugoken, jotaro... Kisama...

[@someone6497]

Dio:dying~ Jotaro:teleports~ Dio:died~

[@kokushibo3309]

@@someone6497 wait,making me heart attack is illegal

[@someone6497]

@@kokushibo3309 how you alive?

[@Deodorant8229]

Fun fact: giorno didnt want to heal DIO

[@AflikWasHere]

Even Giorno is DIO son

[@namek2019]

DIO learnt that he shouldn't make "Yo Mama" jokes.

[@namek2019]

@@EreusuToro-cat is spitting facts.

[@Ziggynut_McGoofy]

Haha 69 ruined

[@insertedgycoolname6884]

Yo papa

[@luffyandgokuskits]

4:34 I don’t know why but this makes my body contract from the laughs I have it’s so hilarious and we’ll done😂

[@somethingpointless4074]

Customer: Why is my coffee taking so lo- Dio: Here you go sir... Customer: Wow it takes 1 second to make Dio: Do you want to know how I made it quick? Customer: Yes please Dio: -doughnuts customer-

[@hi_bran]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not even abbachio screaming at giorno: Dio: *pee*

[@Yes-dc2gm]

shit joke

[@hi_bran]

@@Yes-dc2gm y e s

[@Yes-dc2gm]

@@hi_bran O i thought you'd get mad at me 😳

[@knusperkeks2748]

I find it heartbreaking to learn that you not only did your progress once, but twice. Thanks for making these great videos, you're the best when it comes to this!

[@inkysauce5692]

7:32 I was honestly hoping for "STAA FINGAAA" and Dio screaming lmao

[@anubritsaha861]

Dio saying "YA MAMA" is the best thing I've seen today.

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

I hate it when people say it as, *”Dio’s Bizarre Adventure.”* when it should be, *”DioDio’s Bizarre Adventure.”*

[@WiseAndMystical]

Lol the first one sounds better

[@andrina68]

No konodio’s bizarre adventure

[@schwellenangst1605]

DioDo?

[@ltfrl]

You had me crackin, “Ya Mama Dead”

[@ilike_racecars]

Not gonna lie its 10x funnier when the voice doesnt match the subtitles. Like jotaro could be saying the most vile curse words and the sub would say happy flying unicorns.

[@MasterDetectiveKiri919]

3:12-3:56 That whole sequence killed me 💀, amazing 5:07 Is he Abbachio?- 5:37 Cursed 7:18 NO

[@Diavolo5675]

7:16 this scared me

[@someone6497]

And I died from heart stop too...

[@icey020]

@@someone6497 dio

[@wallmuncher708]

Dio.

[@Diavolo5675]

@@wallmuncher708 Dio

[@wallmuncher708]

@@Diavolo5675 how did you reply even after 2 yrs ago

[@Riki-Ryugasaki]

0:08 How dare you call this masterpiece a trashy video?

[@adi8450]

Imagine he told every customer that enters his cafe.. *Oh ur approaching me*

[@apisselacrisse1729]

No need to apologize at all; with this amount of work and edits only for the sake of the memes, it's unbelievable! People should rather thank you for using your time on such quality edits

[@Kujonao]

All I ever think is how hard the editing is, and the result is beyond everything. Everything just fit perfectly in this video.

[@tangyorange3274]

My brain after this video : *dew yew understan*

[@IRFAN-ir7ey]

hey saitama

[@Autumnsauce]

This deserves all of the shares and love! The editing was phenomenal!

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

I hope this anime continues

[@Dust-q4g]

1:35 dio: what problem Giorno : bruh moment .____ . I LIKE this vídeo nice +sub ,__,

[@kaetsk6544]

the second episode of my show! How spectacular! I will run JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to the ground!

[@bobuxium]

Awesome video! By the way, 7:20 here should be Ciocolatto, lol

[@hokage15th]

Kakyoin: gets donut'ed Meanwhile in another universe: 6:46

[@miguelrodriguez1454]

7:16 that’s scary’s me 0-0

[@redhood285]

7:16 that scared me

[@wildpastapirate]

3:20 by far the funniest sh*t 😂😂😂😂

[@SONICDOTEXEyt]

*Once upon a time, a little Dio Brando, he wanted to play a prank on his companions, giving them tea (PP) and in the end little Dio Brando went to the hospital, end*

[@bolmobelo]

God that jotaro face at the end scared the fuck out of me.

[@Barple_Bapkins]

Josuke: yeah you're right hitting a guy recovering in the hospital is cowardly Jotaro: fu king catch these hands

[@mlm3551]

this is too good you actually match the subtitle and the voice good job

[@donnel_maphosa]

7:20 I jumped bro

[@Realistic-MF]

3:55 🅱️URGER

[@wallmuncher708]

BURGAA

[@407kc9]

3:03 _DO YOU... UNDASTUN?_

[@PhinnaeusOrAlisa]

Dio: So you came here just as predicted

[@VergAvesta-y4v]

_"Do you understand?"_

[@I-Walk-With-God]

It’s ok rawaz take as much time as u want, ur videos come out good either way...keep up the great work!

[@StressedSkizo]

Part 3 giorno isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Part 3 giorno: thumbnail

[@aki5876]

I love your efforts to actually match the audio and subtitle. I love watching jojo shitposting but a lot of them have completely messed up voices since they just don’t care about it (which is fine) but it feels really weird so seeing one with sub and audio matching is so satisfying

[@Valky_Lingua]

Dio: WRYYYYYYYYYY KZbin Auto-translate captions: You should stop

[@muhammadsiregar5222]

You definitely took your time in putting the words and characters together. Especially with finding the characters actually saying the words.

[@daf7511]

Jotaro: *do you, undastand?* DIO: SHUT UP ALREADY *O R A*

[@ariqyafifatalahputraani7]

7:15. Ok now i can't unsee Yoshitaro Kira

[@baiwandeck4120]

5:52 I Think Hair Is Just Our Head's Accessories

[@calvo5046]

The subtitle is almost 100% match with the voice, this is amazing

[@jotarrior6477]

Giorno could perfectly use GER to heal his father, but he wanted a revenge from the pee pee joke. That's how legend he is

[@ryanm4166]

Me when I’m about to get the most satisfying backstab but my WiFi decides to die Me to my wifi: 3:39

[@Sarah-zl8vb]

YO U THOUGHT THIS WAS UNDERRATED BUT THEN I SAW THAT THAT WAS POSTED 6 MINUTES AGO 👁️👄👁️

[@ChatterGaming]

U fast, it came into my recommendation 2 hours later

[@HeCesar]

do...you..understand do...you...understand do...you...understand do...you...understand do...you...understand JoJo's Dangerous Adventure line LOL

[@mustafaarastatl869]

i just find out that she is smoking the wrong way 7:46

[@benbeny8626]

3:12 jotaro:do you understand x5 me:laughing soo hard Dio: your getting on my nerves Jotaro:punches Dio

[@Singh-san]

Giorno looks like Jotaro in the thumbnail

[@assasindetect6006]

6:24...... Did dio really say yo mama? XD