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@kamolhengkiatisak1527 Жыл бұрын

The first joke got me laughing!

@ts0hari 11 ай бұрын

If you have marble floor don't call them, they use acid to clean bathroom tiles. That damages the nearby marble floors greatly.

@johnswick4593 11 ай бұрын

What do I look like, Betty Crocker? LMAO!

@rioshrink Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@josephjohn5298 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@kammykwok2888 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@bagotoetags801 Жыл бұрын

A blind man needed a job and heard of a lumber yard hiring. He found his way to the lumber business and asked for the manager to interview him for the job. The lumber yard manager told the blind man it was impossible for him to work here. The blind guy said, "test me and if I pass will you hire me?" The manager brought a length of board to the blind man and he took a big whiff smelling the board up and down then said, "pine, two by four three feet long." The manager was amazed at his accuracy but not satisfied so he got another board and the blind man took a big whiff smelling the board up and down then said, "oak, 2 by 6 four feet long." The lumber manager again was amazed by his accuracy and had to tell his boss, the lumber yard owner, about the blind man's ability. The owner, who happened to be female, didn't believe it so she walked silently up to the blind man and hiked up her skirt. The blind man took a big whiff smelling up and down then said, "tuna boat with the shithouse door open!"

@paulacosta412 11 ай бұрын

No ok

@tj921able 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rosegombos2120 Ай бұрын

This joke is older than the hills

@bagotoetags801 Ай бұрын

@@rosegombos2120 But, if a person never heard it before then it's still funny, or at least clever.

@swamy1000 3 ай бұрын

before reading fully next slide comes. True test to eyes

@junpinedajr.8699 7 ай бұрын

What do you call someone who failed medical school?. Answer,A DENTIST.

@dilipsjbrana5500 Жыл бұрын

Nice jokes

@juliesmith5567 Жыл бұрын

1st lazy hubby and dentist hope he did not hold them to tight

@georgespruce6028 Ай бұрын

Since when has planes have had a ladies toilet.😂

@kadzunk63 10 ай бұрын

I've known the last joke for many years in Dutch but it's still funny

@cristig243 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jeremyxu8155 Жыл бұрын

光頭具再過不久就要隻身飛往美國登台, 開始他一年一度的巡迴演唱會, 但不是很放心把老婆留下。再三考慮後, 他終於想出一個好辦法, 就是讓老婆穿上一件可以上鎖的貞操带, 然後自己把鑰匙收起。過後想想又覺得不妥, 如果自己回不來或者掛了, 怎麼辦? 左思右想了兩天, 光頭又想出一個好辦法, 就是去找他的跨國好兄弟Araki, 請他幫忙。兩人見面後, 光頭道明了原委, 並問Araki能否幫他一個忙, 幫他保管好那把鑰匙。Araki欣然答應, 並對光頭説: "你的事就是我的事, 包在我身上!" 。事情解决後, 光頭就收拾好家當, 告别老婆春風得意馬蹄疾的前往桃園機場。當他從計程車卸下行李時, 忽然看見Araki氣急敗壞, 大喊大叫的向他走來。光頭一把抓住Araki, 問道: "發生了甚麼事? 是不是我老婆的癲癇症發作了?" Araki上氣不接下氣的説: "你的老婆安好没事。我趕來是要告訴你: 你交給我的鑰匙是錯的。You had given me the wrong key!"

@donberry6079 11 ай бұрын

Yeah. that's easy for you to say!

@Jung1981giggles Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😝

@rcstl8815 Ай бұрын

Viagra joke rocks!

@wilmergriffinshandle Жыл бұрын

Funny

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp 4 ай бұрын

I seem to be too dumb to get it. Seriously - is anybody interested in such philosophical discussions?

@viravanellurramachandran6395 6 ай бұрын

Someone please explain

@dyates6380 3 ай бұрын

Good Lord. As good as these jokes usually are, these were about as bad as any dad joke channel could be. No, let me take that back. They were way worse. As in don't even put people through this. The "punch lines" were telegraphed. BEYOND BAD. Damn.

@dukeofearl236 Жыл бұрын

I've been married 7 times my 1st 6 wife died from eating poison mushramesh my 7th wife died from a. Crush skull why because she wouldn't need her poison mushrooms