Discarda - The Five Pound Munch [Episode 18] @Discarda

[@stephenlord1986]

Hes got a box of crayons, a yo yo , a piece of string and a brett the hit man heart figurine in his back pack

[@fonz6206]

Funny as fuck... W 😆😆😆

[@DaaPoetry]

😂🤣🤣😂😂⚰👀⚰😂🤣

[@gghostbeats2015]

Bigs up the shop, walks in and bossman gave him pure oxygen loool

[@lewis1717]

GGhost Beats lool

[@kingvesta7877]

Big"s Up the Shop bare at the start then walks in and gets PARRED haha😂

[@dimzyseyebrows9903]

swear boss was like not dis bellend again

[@dushane883]

dimzys eyebrows 😂

[@Jamie-dw2jj]

dimzys eyebrows what a luvly pair of brows you have 😱😉🙄😁

[@Jozezezeze]

Discarda's back!!

[@tosspot9244]

The David Brent of grime

[@J.STAPES]

😂😂😂😂

[@johnjambo1]

the real life mc grindah

[@Jamie-dw2jj]

johnjambo1 inside !!

[@scottdrainnn]

@@Jamie-dw2jj bullet bullet!!!

[@deezy-dn6cq]

That hang time was mad peak smh

[@Wxlkes]

Hahahaha

[@MoneyRazorVEVO]

Joshkos haha owned

[@owenbradley726]

"been coming to this shop for 20 years" has no idea where anything is

[@razwanakram4446]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@nickd3149]

After saying "a million percent for chewits" then a second later "it might be air for chewits" I'm dead

[@AtkinsYo]

Oi its how he bigged up the shop like he was gonna get a holla when he strolled in, instead he got mad hang time

[@rodmcfly1]

in this video a 38 year old mentally ill man dresses up like a 13 year old child and then proceeds to walk around a convenience store babbling complete nonsense and buying sweets, the invalid is accompanied by his carer who is recording the entire event so that it can be viewed at a later date. The footage will be kept on file and used to determine if the mentally ill man is stable enough to be released into community, this will of course be decided by a panel of mental health experts.

[@colonelsanders4006]

+rodmcfly1 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i feel you

[@colonelsanders4006]

***** I agree, without this wally there would be no one to laugh at.

[@colonelsanders4006]

***** What a lame comeback.

[@shroomzys]

+rodmcfly1 talkin waffles m8

[@dushane883]

😂😂😂😂

[@MCorrigan]

Wtf? If man left me hanging like that I would've walked out and gone different shop. Allow giving them your money.

[@descartesthe4ourth605]

GrimeGenie so cos someone who doesn't know you, doesn't wan't to touch you, you'd cry and go to another shop? That's some gay insecure stuff my guy.

[@crockybird3287]

@@descartesthe4ourth605 you jus replied to a 4yr old comment

[@darotm7628]

Coronavirus bro

[@scottdrainnn]

@@darotm7628 😂😂😂 literally got everyone raging cuz the gov fucking society in front of our eyes

[@leggatto]

@@scottdrainnn badman gonna take out boris with his scooter?

[@jaylyon8304]

The way he bopped in like he was royalty and got full on fobbed off hahahahaha

[@Camberwell86]

I come back here every six months or so just for a laugh. 😅

[@westcliffe9527]

Snap! Here for my bi-annual viewing.

[@noreplysuckaaaa1478]

🤣🤣

[@JustSam_96]

🤝

[@Camberwell86]

@@JustSam_96 Cheers brother here I am again it's time lmao 😅

[@uegk-zb9xp]

@@Camberwell86 same

[@OnyxSkeng]

Dis guy walked in da shop for da first time about regular.

[@LirquLTxnk]

The walking talking pork scratching

[@descartesthe4ourth605]

LirquLTxnk course that's him!

[@whitelampmrz]

I respect the overlord profile picture

[@kmt5646]

how my g gonna big up the shop and get pure oxygen loooooooool

[@FB-mw5gv]

Mr Patel gave him air pieee

[@dylanwesson5]

😂😂😂

[@lindarobinson8901]

“They’re shotting shoelaces” guy is funny 😂 the David Brent of grime

[@djohn1017]

This has to be the most entertaining episode yet

[@lukethompson40]

nah Big H's one was funnier still

[@Viralshiesty]

you got any quavers gaffa?

[@thatboynrs]

looool

[@ZevvyEdits]

Sox 😂

[@Grigley0113]

Quavaz gaffa

[@bubz85]

I am pretty sure that tropical drink contains mango lool peak guy

[@jawz123321]

How long did it take discarda to pick that out? It was light when they went in and dark when they came out loool

[@GBLounge]

Best one yet

[@Wxlkes]

Do one gooch

[@GBLounge]

hhahahahahhahaa

[@DanielReckz]

Joshkos as if I have bumped into you man randomly here...

[@ramansb1213]

' you shouldn't be picking things up you ain't got the money for, ain't that right discarda' haha

[@rosakop1]

''iv been coming to this shop for 20 years'' and he got mugged off by the security guy.. he shouldve said to him iv been coming here for 20 years ya mug show some respect

[@DeeJayShamskii]

That music when he's got to put something back lmaoo

[@KamenTheArtist]

One of the most jokes ones... but the munch was terrible.

[@Tdarg357]

His local shop 😂that guy gave him the maddest decline

[@ArtistStratz]

Lordie, check on your camera by the lense it should have a switch that says "AF-MF" switch it too "MF" and you'll find focusing alot easier and wont here as much through the camera

[@ValyenFluff]

Lordie forever keeping his autofocus on his 18-55mm lens

[@jwhite5289]

Kurupt FM surely got their act from Discarda...Always come back to this episode, top 5 episode for sure.

[@ferozshamsi8286]

Man fully copped that gummy pizza at 4:10 😂

[@vIMONST3RIv]

Get Danny Graft to do a five pound munch lol

[@LifeOfJohnson]

This is the funniest one, Discarda is actually so jokes

[@mavrikman]

This is the best five pound munch ever, hands down

[@DreamClean]

This was the best one yet.

[@nakodares5982]

LOOOL that music at the end doe walk of shame peak times for discarda

[@fumblewolf]

Low the comments this is one of the funnier episodes. Discarda is funny as. That bit where he goes over the 5er and the music is playing while i explains what's cracking to the shop keep is hilarious

[@youngdon9950]

J gangs is the funniest £5 munch

[@sscottt2403]

You know this is old when ya getting 20 p space raiders.

[@SoundSoCollective]

WHAT! Mango is disgusting?? Its not for me bruff... Not for me man, APPLE!!! ENGLISH!!

[@moaliize]

This is not something you should watch whilst fasting lol

[@oakie200984]

Bossman like... oh ffs not this melt again

[@danielhodgkinson7937]

that toffee crisp comment had me dead ahahahahahahahaha

[@rarecandy9203]

How old is discarda ? I swear he's pushing late 30's?

[@JMK134]

Mans like 28😂😂😂

[@theshortnerd4219]

JMK134 "wot do u call it" documentary was shot in 2002 and he was 16 then, so he is 28 LOL

[@theshortnerd4219]

We enjoyed the video, just having a civil discussion. Calm down please :)

[@WoooKid18]

He's 28 going on 12 lol

[@theshortnerd4219]

UKGRIMEdotTV He's actually late 20's and we care because he acts childlike.

[@Ishuzu]

7:50 i thought that guy was ready to start swinging

[@chapatrap7564]

I reckon Discarda puts that accent on.

[@rodneyshaw2719]

I reckon your nan is a scruff

[@billyth4kyd]

got respect for discarda after this, nice to see a real commentary

[@willbirkett7447]

Says he doesn’t like Mango and gets tropical juice

[@bencarter4951]

😂 😂 😂 None of the boss men knew him

[@Relyx]

Discarda having to put shit back. The irony!

[@badmancraig7946]

"I been coming this shop 20 years" bossman still dk him

[@ivelslim1]

whats with all the hate! discarda is a legend you obviously haven't been to a grime rave where he has the place going mental and hes been doin this from day

[@harryegan7456]

5yrs on he's still a wet yute

[@jctrewin]

too much sweets but this was one of the most entertaining easy. such a good series lordie and theres so many more to do it

[@bmwjarvo]

Is that a favorite chicken hat?

[@descartesthe4ourth605]

bmwjarvo omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ualreadyknow9746]

DISCARDAS MY GUY BUT HOW DID HE GET LEFT HANGING IN HIS LOCAL SHOP?😂

[@byebyemeinherr]

Describes gummy pizza as nightmare on elm Street

[@jimmymoody9595]

"This shop sells anything. Look, they even shot shoe laces in here" 😂😂😂

[@boxingbase6940]

Big up grime report always for getting phil Mitchell on hear quality lads

[@imtiyaz2k7]

LOOOOL he don't know no one

[@westcliffe9527]

“What’s happening, boss…”

[@jamiewillis5701]

Lmao this is probably one of the funniest five pound munches ever

[@Robloxplayers-b7c]

GET LORDIE ON ONE FAM

[@brumtown-zl4vj]

ghetts for the 5 pound much g

[@finkelly7743]

when ricky gervais watches brotherhood for the first time

[@silverdrizzle]

from 10:55 i just start laughing lolllll

[@ryanmunasinghe4905]

🐐

[@SuperMoshahid]

Don’t like mangoes but gets tropical juice with mangoes in !!

[@AppCandy]

Discarda - JSA Munch, You've just fed him for the night lordy. good lad

[@KrackDaddy]

How do they not know about the gummy pizza??

[@zenbidwell6486]

"you'll have toffee crisp on the end of your teeth"😂😂

[@Berberboy90]

this guy is a joker 'shottin shoe laces' hahaha legend

[@bradjones5132]

Most of the shop owners in these Five pound much challenges don't even seem to know them.

[@_Tyy.Boogie]

Lorde do your own £5 munch

[@RommieBoy]

You need to get Logan on the five pound munch!

[@XSwishX]

Lol Lordie is too funny with the walk of shame music.

[@Ninjamann123]

Bruv when they went in it's daytime. by the time mans done bugging up the malted wheatt its pitch black

[@Trouble_Makerz]

That folex flexing on his wrist 🤣

[@kieranjames3036]

A man said toffee crisp hahaha that bit got me

[@primeglitches467]

😂😂😂 man said toffie crisp on your teef

[@InDaScOpEz]

This guy is the best guy

[@Rooot-username]

He killed the 5 pound munch.. Pure goodies bruv

[@Skvat69]

it looks like he just didnt see the handshake incoming

[@biggz1009]

why has he got a primark bakpack?!?!!??

[@bigd2858]

camera zoom sounds like lordies laugh.

[@0P0wnage]

im in nz and i saw hula hoops at a international shop and tried them they almost broke my teeth are you supposed to cook them yourself first? they stink

[@famalam943]

Just like your mums fanny

[@0P0wnage]

@jordanbelfort5367 they werent stale either idk if that makes a difference but they were fresh

[@alexmundy3303]

This vid is pure jokes man respect

[@kelvinfraser1742]

is that his link at the end haha

[@jk296]

Everything is "the one" with this guy

[@rantsisdead7041]

Discarda got that posh sound twice ya kno.

[@ferrobuckets2506]

6:50 the guy at the front door followed tou to make sure yall didnt steal

[@discarda355]

That didn't actually give me a fiver, the money was already mine?

[@richihead10]

why the fuck does lorides camera sound like hes windin it up when he zooms in and out

[@eivom1]

Why does the camera sound like RC from toy story?

[@bigben2833]

He got left hanging fully hahahahhaha

[@TwoThreadsAhead]

Toffee crisp on the end of your teeth you know XD

[@MASE1TV]

That shop is live, bare hench

[@samyoe]

Rah them teeth at the end... don't do drugs kids.

[@ImadeOriginal]

Discarda is bless still. Big up.

[@LoveJaeger]

"Why do gingers always smell like piss and biscuits" Getting his malted milks fam

[@thebearjew9693]

Shottin shoelaces yano 🤣🤣