I love Thai people. They are fun, cool, and so awesome!!!
@RyanLeeTVThailand2 жыл бұрын
I've no idea how you are everywhere all the time 🤣 Planning level ELITE!
@ChaseandShelbs2 жыл бұрын
That game of golf looked so fun. Congrats to the caddies getting some of the winnings. Really good job on the editting Chris.
@paulrogers68662 жыл бұрын
Another great course, not sure I would break 200 without employing the leather wedge. After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th. He looked at his caddie and said, “I’ve played so badly all day, I think I’m going to drown myself in that lake.” The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, “I’m not sure you could keep your head down that long.”
@blackcoffeeclub2 жыл бұрын
I would just love to walk that course. Scenery is outstanding. I miss Thailand. 🧘🏻❤️☮️ I was on my first round of golf in Thailand and after 18 I was very happy with a 6 over par. But when I tip my caddy and get my scorecard from her I have a 70, two under par! "But I had a 78, six over par! “I tell my caddie. The caddie only smiles and says: "My pen lie!"
@Bangkokcheaphotels2 жыл бұрын
Classic Real Joke. One day a golfer asked his coach: "What is going wrong with my game?" "You're standing too close to the ball AFTER YOU HIT IT". So true. 5555
@Bangkokcheaphotels2 жыл бұрын
Weekend Golfer: Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes. “That was a really nice thing to do,” the second golfer says. “It’s good to see there is still some respect in the world.” “Well, it’s only right,” the first golfer replies. “I was married to her for 35 years.”
@Bangkokcheaphotels2 жыл бұрын
Oldie but a goodie. Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one. 555
@robertparada80612 жыл бұрын
Skills!!! Well done Chris, on all fronts!
@yumsing83762 жыл бұрын
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m?!" Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
@carstenfrandsen96992 жыл бұрын
Golfer to caddie: “Why do you keep looking at your watch? I find it very distracting.” Caddie: “It’s not a watch, sir - it’s a compass.”
@chewthefatweightloss2 жыл бұрын
Insanely good editing and fantastic content . I think that's your finest editing. Great job.🙂👍
@TheWanderlees2 жыл бұрын
Excellent video! So creative and entertaining!!!
@ThydaCookingTV2 жыл бұрын
Look so fun
@gregsoutdooradventures54232 жыл бұрын
I love this video! Very fun! I think this might be your best video ever?
@KeithFujiyoshi2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to play this beautiful course!
@joannduan21482 жыл бұрын
Three friends were enjoying their game of golf , when all of a sudden . One of the friend said “ I love playing nine holes “. The other said “, No way , 18 holes is the best “. The third friend look at both of them and say , “ I only play with one hole “ 😂😂😂😂
@HamNoytheDutchGuy2 жыл бұрын
Epic comic start C.J. 🙌 and say hi to R. Maxwell buddy 🤣 Was fun to watch Parker, C Ya in the next one buddy 👊🍻
@kristiangerkman84922 жыл бұрын
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.” Coming to Samui end of January and will be playing at Santiburi with my son. Bang is welcome to join 😀
@freboeufguy45722 жыл бұрын
you are more and more difficult to follow. within few hours from Tape gate in Chiang Mai to golf in Samui, hope to see you soon in Hua Hin. Enjoy your week end
@watsthatthailand2 жыл бұрын
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do 🤪 always a pleasure to watch my fav hoser in Thailand
@andrewcampbell89122 жыл бұрын
1) When you stop to think about it did you notice that it is easy to get up at 6 am to play golf than at 9.30 am to mow the yard .2). Golf balls are like eggs they are white , sold in a dozen , and you need to buy them once a week .
@doughunter83962 жыл бұрын
That story about Bang was a riot!! So funny how people and cultures can be so different!! 🤣🤣🤣
@rrpearsall2 жыл бұрын
Chris.. do you have rotator cuff injury? You're swing looks good on chip shots but you could easily add 70 yards/meters to you drive if your back swing had 40° more degrees of rotation. You look like your slapping a puck. Very common with Canadians😊
@sumaleebuakaew18792 жыл бұрын
The local cleric an avid golfer woke up one Sunday morning, saw the gorgeous day outside and decided to skip the morning service and catch a round of golf. He called the Deacon claiming a severe head cold and headed out to a golf course where he knew no one knew him. God was watching all this and was not happy - he decided to teach the pastor a lesson. On the first hole a par 4 , the pastor caught his drive in the sweet spot, the ball went sailing in the air, bouncing forward and eventually rolling onto the green snaking its way into the hole for an improbable par 4 hole in one. Gods trusted leuitenant was watching and turned to God and asked, why’d you let that happen? God responded by saying “ Why, who is he going to tell?”
@NelsonAirikr Жыл бұрын
We want more golf episode!!! 😊
@ndjroom2 жыл бұрын
It's a very fun video.
@alanrankine12552 жыл бұрын
A lovely film Chris. I’m not a golf fan, but hugely enjoyed yours, Bang’s and the caddies obvious joy when making this.
@DummerNDummerUK2 жыл бұрын
another great video! thank you, Chris!!
@jeffrey888882 жыл бұрын
I arrived yesterday. It was too hot for me to golf today...lol. Just rode the scooter around the island.
@lynnesage1702 жыл бұрын
Chris I really enjoyed that video. Lots of hard work. Great job.
@antruok49502 жыл бұрын
I played golf in Pattaya Nov 2003 - it was super humid - lots of beer - had the best day - thanks Hello talk & Chris - I will do a separate comment with a joke - cool video 😎🙏👍👌🍺
@Bangkokcheaphotels2 жыл бұрын
Golf is the only games that the better you are, the less value for money the game is. 555
@roni27152 жыл бұрын
Never played golf but this was funny
@scubduu2 жыл бұрын
That last chip.....damn!!! Nice shot!!!
@shaunpotter20342 жыл бұрын
Due to the situation we haven't been able to travel to our happy place. September 2022 will be our 1st time to Koh Samui so we would love to have a round of golf at the beautiful Santiburi golf course and purchase 1 of those cool shirts. Thank you Chris for keeping our dream alive and also all the valuable information that we have taken in. Keep up the great work mate :)
@BandM4042 жыл бұрын
Looked like a great day. I'm not into golf, but that place is beautiful.
@1960tiffany Жыл бұрын
I'm such a bad golfer that my ball retriever needs to be regripped.😵🤣 Was in Samui with my clubs in the back of the car a few months ago but didn't get a chance to play there....what a dream it'd be.
@tkdblkbelt54832 жыл бұрын
Good job chris
@guernseygirl66082 жыл бұрын
I was gripped..right til the end. :) well executed Bang.
@davidquaife54572 жыл бұрын
Golf in Thailand is the best
@Littlelegs7782 жыл бұрын
When is it too wet to play golf? When your golf cart capsizes. 😂 What a lovely course ⛳️🏌️♀️🏌🏼♂️
@somsaktomanee28912 жыл бұрын
Wow Chris, you're left hand golfer. Nice golf course ..
@taraprasanrat43132 жыл бұрын
Goods
@graemeoneill85022 жыл бұрын
Hi Chris. I have played the course when on holiday. It was my best ever golfing experience. Maybe one day I can get back.
@lookitadventures2 жыл бұрын
Chris Parker the famous Koh Samui golfer sets off on a round-the-world trip in his new boat, but he winds up veering off course and gets lost. He drifts onto a deserted island, where he is stranded, all alone. Months go by and there's no sign of rescue, and not even a soccer ball to keep him company. Then one day Chris sees a beautiful mermaid coming out of the surf, heading straight toward him. The mermaid stops two feet in front of Chris and asks him in a sexy voice, "Would you like a drink?" Chris doesn't have to think about his answer. "You bet!" he nearly shouts. The mermaid opens the vest she's wearing, reaches in and pulls out an ice-cold Singha. Then she asks, "Would you like a cigar?" And Chris quickly answers, "You bet!" The mermaid opens her vest even more and pulls out a Frank Correnti Cigar, which Chris lights up immediately with the lighter the mermaid also gives him. The mermaid bats her eyes, opens her vest even more, and say's hey Chris, "And would you like to play around? "Wink Wink" "Wow!" Chris says, "You have golf clubs in there, too?" lol lol lol
@TheMonkeys2 жыл бұрын
cheers bud
@perthon2 жыл бұрын
A flash Harry turns up at his first game. Never played before had flash new clubs, 4 plus 4's, new shoes , gofers flat cap , glove the whole kit. Hits his first new ball it strikes a tree bounces back and hits him square in the forehead killing him instantly. He is at the pearly gates and St Peter says " Ahh a golfer , are you any good?" He replies " I got here in one ".
@trentonadams10182 жыл бұрын
Was playing golf with my wife when she was stung by a bee between the 1st and 2nd hole. I told her her stance was too wide.
@JMarcuscampbell2 жыл бұрын
“that’s going to run like a Rooster on Acid” (after a stinger low ball)
@aaronbux12 жыл бұрын
Would love to golf this course! .. and take Bang with me! :) Q: What foods make up most of a golfer's diet? A: Some greens and a LOT of water!
@icekangz8172 жыл бұрын
I was always curious about the golf in Thailand, I hope I still have the energy and desire for it when I retire there. Good work there pal.
@chriskoebel18202 жыл бұрын
Crazy
@umaidrafiq56932 жыл бұрын
Dude you are lefty, nice
@chopperman102 жыл бұрын
A golfer was having a terrible round - 20-over par for the front nine with scores of balls lost in water or rough. When his caddie then coughed as he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the 10th, he lost it. “You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!” he yelled. “I doubt it,” replied the caddie, dead-pan. “That would be too much of a coincidence.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@WanderlustReports2 жыл бұрын
What's your index, Chris? I love this Santiburi course Chris Parker and two of his friends are at the start of the “one”. The two friends hit their drives and find the fairway. Chris, after putting two brand new Titleist balls out of bounds, one in the woods and one in the water, is about to take another out of its nice new box. One of his friends says to him: - "You should use old balls ..." - "I've never had any! "
@greedisgood32 жыл бұрын
Come on up to CM and play CM Highlands my home course. Beautiful place
@thanasitananartchayasit40362 жыл бұрын
Mr. A : What did you get on the last hole? Mr. B : Depresses
@Thailandforever2 жыл бұрын
Really cool video ! :) I didn't know Chris was left-handed ! Joke : On a sunny Saturday morning, Chris Parker begins the usual routine before typing. A voice from the clubhouse is then heard: "Sir, you start your game from the ladies' departures. Please step back on the male starts, please! " Chris, imperturbable, took his stanza. Again we heard: "Sir, you start your game from the ladies' departures. Please back off on the men's departures! " Chris had had enough and said: "Will the clubhouse announcer let me play my second shot!" "
@RetiredWorkingForYou2 жыл бұрын
Hey Laurent, got some good news for ya.....your joke tickled my funny bone and you sir are the winner of the prize. A free foursome at Sanitburi Samui. Reach out to us at connect@retiredworkingforyou.com and we'll get it all sorted out. Congrats!!!!
@Thailandforever2 жыл бұрын
@@RetiredWorkingForYou Super excited to be the winner of this fabulous award ! a thousand thanks 🙏 😊
@Haz-Zzz2 жыл бұрын
Cool course, must be uncommon with slopes like that? Not a golfer myself, but if i retire on Koh Samui one day i'll probably go to Santiburi to play and learn for sure.
@adventuresfloridatothailan52172 жыл бұрын
beautiful course. "I will have to bring 2 gloves. Why you ask ? In case I get a hole in 1" lol If I win I want Bang & chris to join me
@Quatroskin2 жыл бұрын
Great Video as usual Chris. And great review of Santiburi. I can’t wait to play there when I win this contest and yes Bang will be playing as well. Here’s the joke Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one.
@steinarnordb88992 жыл бұрын
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap. All the while, he'd noticed that the club professional had been watching. "What club should I use now?" he asked the pro. "I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"
@sitthiphong59642 жыл бұрын
✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🙏Hello Chris, you look so fun.🇹🇭💞🇨🇦
@David-le7jy2 жыл бұрын
Great vid, love the course! What do you do if a bird craps on your golf cart? Dont invite her to play with you again!
@TomBedlammusic2 жыл бұрын
That looks so fun! Im an avid golfer and was wondering how golf would be in Thailand (im hoping to spend a lot of time there next year). I'll have to stop by some day!
@golferkevt2 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference between the words ‘put’ and ‘putt’? Put is placing something where you want it. Putt is a totally vain way to try and do the same thing. Thanks for the video, my dream is to retire there and play whenever I can.
@philipgodley76772 жыл бұрын
A man was just about to sink a winning putt on the 18th green when a funeral procession passed by. The man stopped, doff his cap and politely waited for the procession to finish before putting out. His opponent shook his hand to congratulate his on winning and said "that was a nice gesture to wait for the funeral procession to go by" and the man replied "Well she wasn't a bad Wife really". 😆
@Jat1can2 жыл бұрын
I had a terrible round today, I only hit two good balls, and that was when I stepped on a rake 🥴
@alanmckey77252 жыл бұрын
How do you improve your putting game? Lay off the green!!😂
@stevenglynjones12 жыл бұрын
You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married ? Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45 foot putt 😂
@SpiderDice2 жыл бұрын
You're a great sport Chris, but damn. You gotta work on that golf swing. Stand up a little bit more and turn into the swing.
@brucebeisler39342 жыл бұрын
A golfer hit his tee shot behind a shed. His wife suggested if she opened the front door and then held the back door open, he could hit the ball through the shed and onto the green. The golf tried the shot suggested by his wife but the ball bounced off the door frame hitting his wife in the head and killing her dead. Five years later the golfer was playing that same hole and hit his tee shot behind the shed. His playing partner suggested open the shed doors creating a clear path to the green. The golfer responded he would not attempt that shot through the shed because the last time he tried that shot he got an 8 on the hole.
@socialmoravec2 жыл бұрын
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
@pphertiy2 жыл бұрын
Me: hey babe, I’m playing golf tomorrow at 10am Wife: schedules an argument tomorrow at 8:30am
@gungadin37512 жыл бұрын
Two elderly gentleman on the tee, one drives and says to the other " My eyes arent the best these days, did you see where my ball went? Yep the other replied, but I cant remember!
@AL-ei2gc2 жыл бұрын
Nice video, nice course.
@GianniAbroad2 жыл бұрын
Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one
@hansm89182 жыл бұрын
👍 great course, great entertainment, congratulations and thank you! Mourners at the grave of their golf friend: After the eulogy, Peter Birdie, one of his golfing friends, steps up to the open grave and throws a flag into it. - Why do you do that, he is asked. He replies," His greatest wish has always been to lie dead by the flag one day."
@Khm3rB3atz2 жыл бұрын
A Lion wouldn’t cheat on its mate……But a Tiger Wood.
@neildunroe42382 жыл бұрын
Four golfers went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked: "Did you guys have a good game today?" The first golfer said: "Yes, I had three riders today." The second golfer said:"I had the most riders ever. I had five." The third golfer said: "I had seven riders, the same as last time." The last golfer said: "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today." After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the guys talking about their game went to the pro and said: "I've been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?" The pro said: "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it."
@dougdavis89862 жыл бұрын
I suck so bad I had to have my ball retriever regripped!
@TheTedwardson2 жыл бұрын
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
@hemmingwaydude2 жыл бұрын
Golf player asks another “ are you a scratch golfer?” 2nd player answers “ I sure am. Every time I take a shot I scratch my head and wonder where the ball has gone”
@Stephen.Palmer_6662 жыл бұрын
Q. What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? A. Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.
@Ronald_Jon2 жыл бұрын
what`s the diifference between a Golfball and rhe G Spot? A man will actually look for a Golfball. LMAO!!!
@SeanHendy2 жыл бұрын
Golf joke - "The last time I hit two balls straight was when I stood on a garden rake."
@iaspace76012 жыл бұрын
Bang=bro in Thai language
@MP-dv3kr2 жыл бұрын
My money was on Bang the whole time!
@dand79392 жыл бұрын
I've learned that the easiest shot I can make is my fourth putt.
@Ale_on_Tour2 жыл бұрын
Nice playground. looks like a nice day. Would love to visit this place but I am not a golfer. Lack of patience ;) Rich people can do whatever they want with their money... But the thing they choose to do is golf... THE WORLD IS YOURS:.... and you choose golf??? This is the joke btw :)
@antruok49502 жыл бұрын
What a top day out Chris Joke - um - “ What did the driver yell at the Golf cart that cut him off 🤔 Answer - “ kiss my putt “ 😮
@jasonwilkinson38872 жыл бұрын
Golf is scary. It takes a serious amount of "BALLS" to golf like me. I'm so bad at golf that I have to get my ball retriever regripped before my clubs.
@chriskoebel18202 жыл бұрын
I'd like to say the joke but Chris beat me to it.... $200 CAD to play golf in Koh Samui?? That's more expensive than playing a top course here in Toronto. Something wrong with the prices in Koh Samui golf regardless of it being a top course in that area
@brucebeisler39342 жыл бұрын
Bang 88, Chris 109
@Zam7862 жыл бұрын
Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one. 😀😀😀😀😀
@brandoncarpenter96812 жыл бұрын
105 for you mr. retired, you could be good with a little more practice, you were an athlete and you can be again
@bradley_Bradley2 жыл бұрын
O man that course does not look ez
@mgregg99992 жыл бұрын
A young man with a few hours to spare one afternoon figures that if he hurries and plays very fast, he can get in nine holes before he has to head home. As he is about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffles onto the tee and asks if he can join him. Although worried this will slow him up, the younger man says, “Of course.” To his surprise, the old man plays quickly. He doesn’t hit the ball very far, but it goes straight. Furthermore, the old man moves along without wasting any time. When they reach the 9th fairway, the young man is facing a tough shot. A large pine tree sits in front of his ball, directly between it and the green. After several minutes of pondering how to hit the shot, the old man says, “You know, when I was your age, I’d hit the ball right over that tree.” With the challenge before him, the young man swings hard, hits the ball, watches it fly into the branches, rattle around, and land with a thud a foot from where it had started. “Of course,” says the old man, “when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall.”